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Joined 11-09-06, id: 1162916, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 9 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.

Me on a day to day basis:

I think I'm still in shock because I'm no longer a college student. *gasp* I'm getting OLDER!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm temporarily in hiatus, because I'm going undertake some major changes in my life. Like moving to another entirely different continent, where I'm expected to work my worthless butt off. As a nurse... Hopefully I won't kill anybody.

Oh, btw, I'm moving to San Jose, CA. If you wanna meet up, haha, PM me. Barring the crazy stalker-about-to-tickle-you-to-death types, of course.

Me as a writer:

Well, I think it's sad, even for me, to admit that there are just some things you aren't meant to do. I can honestly say to myself that I will never be a BIG writer, but it won't stop me from still continuing my stories and imagining all the new stuff to add and live in my make believe world.

I am a romantic at heart but I don't look at reality with rose tinted glasses. I believe in happily ever afters, but I also believe that only some of the lucky ones get to experience them. So it means, I'm a cynically romantic pragmatist. ^_^

Plainly about ME:

I was disillusioned from my romantic notions at the young age of 13. There I learned that not all couples are happy. Not all of them are in love. Not all of use are treated equally. And most certainly, almost always, the people who get all the luck in life are the ones who are beautiful. Bitterness? Not really. So that is why I tend to create my own version of how it should be, in my stories. There, I can make whatever I want to happen. I can implement romantic justice the way I see fit. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

And no, I never had a boyfriend because I'm to scared to have one. Lol.

I'm lazy. Yes, I honestly am. I'm only motivated to move if there's something in it for me. Well, we all do it for the incentive, right?

I love copy pasting things. Amusing things, of course.

I love listening to old songs. From The Beatles to Chopin, I listen. Oh, some modern songs also amuse me. I love Incubus.

I have a short attention span.

Which mean I have a tendency to altogether forget a story I'm writing and jump to the next.

I love classical music.

I have my momentary lapses of idiosyncrasy. Momentary but frequent. XD

I'm a self-absorbed person. (see all the 'I's' above)

I'm a bit of an elitist, and generally take pleasure in all things beautiful and grand. I can appreciate expensive things (only up to a point) but no one can ever make me buy a 20,000 dessert made with gold leaf.

Come on, I never even knew gold leaf was edible until I saw that article on the internet.

Oops, I'm jumping about again...

The only thing that keeps me sane when doing my stories are my books. Yes, when I feel that my brain has outputted too much information, I throw myself on the bed and read someone else's frustration.

XD XD XD

And now, I'll indulge myself with some copy pasting extravaganza!!

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile (All the time XD) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Acocdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !

If you tuohgt taht the splelnig tihng psaetd aobve was facisntaing, cpoy and ptsae tihs otno yuor porlfie!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

15 Things to do when you’re in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Be free little friends! Be free!!"

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Too late! you lose!

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief

Were you laughing the whole time while reading this? I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Please read my stories and enjoy!

So that's it for now!

Cheerios,

Missa

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Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Lightly Sleeping by readerwriterthinker reviews
“I don’t know Jasper it’s like she’s …sleeping?” Carlisle said confused. “What? Vampires can’t sleep what are you talking about?” Jasper’s voice cracked. What was going on? Rated:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Immortal by Comet Wong reviews
This a story about an Elf maiden who fell in love with someone out of her reach. A tale of hope and desperate longing, it's the prolouge of The Untold Tale and named from my favorite song My Immortal...complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Those Things About You by Jazyrha reviews
I don't know anymore. I don't know anything anymore. Tell me you do, Sakura. [Confusion is taking over a teacher's and student's mind] [RxR! KakaSaku. Chapter5: Answer up now!. First real KakaSaku story! COMPLETE!Yay!Complete!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Through Sickness and in Health by Calophi reviews
Sousuke heads over to Kaname's only to find that he has to face a different sort of invasion than usual. KanameSousuke WAFF.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Letters by anamoriel reviews
ExT Eriol comes back to Tomoeda after a 7 year absence, pining for Kaho, while Tomoyo struggles to control her feelings about Sakura's upcoming wedding... [complete]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Unforgettable by syaoran no hime reviews
Tohru loses her memory due to an accident and suddenly finds herself with a beautiful but cold man who claims to be her husband. Without her memory, she must believe him. That he will take care of her...protect her. Love, though, is too much to ask of him
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Hatori S., Tohru H. - Complete
Are You Ill? by Xaphrin reviews
(Full Metal Panic!) One Shot: Kaname and Sosuke consider their... ahh... 'attractions' in very different perspectives.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Complete
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Disappearing Act reviews
Kyouya Ootori. The proud third son of Yoshio Ootori. The proud vice president of Ouran High school Host club. A proud, intelligent man, only to be humbled by... love? Have a little patience, a few more chapters to go. R&R's will be very much appreciated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Kyōya O.
Don't leave me reviews
If Tamaki's heart could have hurt more, this definitely struck a mortal blow. "All these years... all these years... How I wanted you." He said in a gravelly voice. "God, I've been such a coward. I couldn't tell you in fear that I'll be rejected again."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Tamaki S. - Complete
All the time in the world reviews
How she came to care for him, she didn’t know. She supposed there was fondness for a kindred spirit before, and of course Kyouya could be a trifle amusing when he wanted. Charming too. It’s not easy to woo a worldly French girl.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Mural in White reviews
My cat. The barn cat. Neko-san was perched, or to be precise, draped oh-so-casually on Mori's shoulder. And quite frankly, it looked at home there. The little traitor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Mori/Takashi M.
Fix You reviews
I always wondered how it would feel to see someone so bright be defeated by himself. I always anticipated the dreadful day that it would actually happen. Who knew I was right all along?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Phone Call reviews
He couldn't see clearly. His glasses were still in place though. "Neh, Kyouya..." Tamaki said his voice shaky. "Maro-chan grew an inch, you know."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Wonderful Tonight reviews
He was her companion. Her friend. Her protector. He made it easier for her to laugh without feeling guilt. He made her feel the wind again. Read more and review more! Thank you!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Mommy's Aura reviews
Kyouya’s glasses flashed menacingly as he held up his hand. The king of the host club needed no more warning and halted in his tracks to the point of almost cowering behind a chair.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
It started everything reviews
If she knew there was a storm coming, she wouldn't have come. But then, knowing Kyouyasempai, he would surely raise her debt another million if she didn't come to this function.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
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