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Name: KiKO (not saying my real name)


Age: Public transport considers me an adult EDIT: Now an adult, and legally allowed to drink alcohol in my country! Though I haven't done so yet. Probably not for a while.


Country: I's an Aussie. We have awesome comedy shows, methinks.


Music: I listen to anything. Hate one song, "She was Real", by Jon English. Used to hate "Mamma Mia" by ABBA. Really depends on my mood, though, as to what I listen to.


Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl (AF), Lord of the Rings (LotR), Hitchhikers Guide series, Harry Potter (HP) 10-Jan-2007: The Inheritance Trilogy (Chistopher Paolini's books).

10-May-2008: I recently got into a series of books, called The Dresden Files. There are 10 out at the moment, and I got the first two on 2-May-2008.

11-May-2009 : Started reading The Dark Tower and the Discworld series. Have read the first two of each.

24-March-2010 : have started reading the "Tomorrow" Series, by Australian John Marsden. I read a book of his back in English, called So Much To Tell You. Also got some Jeremy Clarkson books for my birthday. Those're good. And o.O at having been into The Dresden Files for almost 2 years.


Favorite Movies:LotR, Hitchhikers Guide, HP, Pirates of the Carribean (PotC), The Fifth Element, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride. 10-May-2008: Recently got into The Labyrinth and Short Circuit. Both are from the year 1986, and they are really good family movies, unlike the stuff being made that only appeals to specific age groups. ~ There is a remake of Short Circuit I have found on IMDB, that is in production. I recommend the 1986 version ~

24-March-2010: Sometime last year while the second movie was out in cinemas, I decided I would like to watch Transformers. Completely out of the blue. Might've been started by a trailer for the movie. I don't think I'd really properly even thought about it before that. Didn't get to watch teh first one for a while, after which I had to wait for the DVD of the second one to come out. I love cars now.


Favorite TV Shows: Right now, in order: The Dresden Files, Farscape, and the Stargate's are tied in third place.

11-May-2009 : Doctor Who, Farscape, Dresden Files, Stargates. Oh, and Invader Zim. And slightly Yu-Gi-Oh, but not much, mostly The Abridged Series.

24-March-2010 : Sometime after I'd watched the first Transformers movie, I discovered both Top Gear and Knight Rider. I'm not entirely sure how I learnt about KR, except that it involves Peter Cullen. I really want the 08 show to come out in region 4 so I can watch it. And I have the first season of Transformers Animated on DVD, too. I started watching Good News Week around maybe this time last year. Ooh, and Lie to Me, and I recently started watching Bones and Castle, and I can't believe I haven't mentioned NCIS before this. Oh, and the British Life on Mars. What's with all the cop shows?


Favorite Pairings: Most canon, some fanon, but not slash. I don't read slash, Period. 11-May-2009 : I've figured out since that I don't really like reading any pairings.


General Favorites: Reading, Humor fanfiction, reading ihasatardis, Take 5 magazine puzzes, music, watching stuff, Nintendo DS. 24-March-2010 : Tv Tropes, transformers, cars, Top Gear, Aramii.


Favourite cars: Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am and Ford Mustang are tied in first (I blame Knight Rider for the TA, and Transformers for the for the Mustang, little bit KR and my dad though) and tied in second are Bugatti Veyron and Lamborghini Gallardo (Top Gear). Ford Cortina and Suzuki Swifts are nice too.


Other stuff: if you find a user on another site with the name thekikoperson, usually in the caps I've got on this account name without the spaces, it's most likely me. I do have a Livejournal (hardly ever post non-friendlocked stuff though), a deviantart account with nothing on it, an Aramii account, and probably some other things too. Not a Neopets account, which is kinda weird cos there's a pet called the Kiko on there... I should go to sleep.

Any fics written by myself (If there are any) are not likely to be updated. So far, I've only written one chapter of something that I may or may not post, and I have no idea how that would continue.

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As Long As You Need Me by fhestia reviews
Clara is in for a weekend of trouble when the Doctor shows up - ill, confused and needing her help. Friendship, a little Whouffaldi and lots of domesticity and fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
No Way Out by Eponymous Rose reviews
S6 AU. After the events of Recovery One, South finds help in the form of an unexpected ally. Better lucky than good, any day.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Delta, South, Wash, York - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Love and Loyalty by Athena's Avatar reviews
Jareth learns that Sarah can give him gifts more precious than her fear and obedience. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Continued Adventures of the Doctor and Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
Sequel to Dalek Geoff. Spoilers for season 5 and 6. "Imagine a squid, in armour. No, don't imagine a squid in armour, that's rubbish. Forget the armoured squid."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
A Good Man by Confused-But-Insouciant reviews
It's Tony's birthday party. All the Avengers attend. Justin Hammer gatecrashes. And because Loki's there so the Avengers can keep an eye on him, Tony gives Loki permission to do his 'Angry God Of Mischief' thing with Hammer. Naturally, things would never go exactly to plan with superheroes and Gods at the party . And will Loki ever redeem himself?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Empty Warehouse by justicemuffins reviews
"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The DoctorDalek by rachello344 reviews
The Doctor and the Dalek were the last of their kinds. They had been fighting for too long. Perhaps now was as good a time as any to move on. Or, at the very least, let the Time War end with them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Weapon by ManhattanWitch reviews
No one knew weapons better than Jayne. And hell, that girl wasn't nuttin' more than a weapon, wasn't she?
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Stalemate Unresolved by Gregory E. Lacy reviews
SPOILERS for Portal 2. GlaDOS is not corrupt prior to the core transfer. All three of them are stuck in her chamber without any way to hurt or kill one another... and all of the cake is gone. Plot failure ensues!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Layer at a Time by Tellytubby101 reviews
In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
Final Transmission by Ms Selphy reviews
A core has taken control of Aperture Science and transfered GLaDOS into her previous human body. Without any way to control the facility in this state, she seeks the help of a mute lunatic and an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Beware of pairings
Portal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Just Rory by Philote reviews
Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Isle of Lewis by elinaz reviews
Harry Potter and Severus Snape undertake a long and perilous journey to bury the Dark Lord's body. Can they complete their mission without killing each other? More importantly, can they keep the corpse from wandering off? Translation, original by valley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flipside by Nan00k reviews
A fan of Transformers makes three realizations: Transformers are now real. Barricade wants to kill her. And now he's getting married to her cousin. Life...is no longer simple. Crack; post-2007movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Evolution of Character by Lex Coverdale reviews
After all is said and done, the remaining Blood Gulch Crew has changed in more ways than one. Simmons reflects on the changes he has seen in Grif after the events of Revelation. -*Post RvB: Revelation Oneshot; possible spoilers*-
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/9/2010 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile reviews
Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Snacks by moms2398 reviews
Series of episode tags that involve Atlantis' Food Services Chief. Rating is only as high because characters sometimes have a slip of the tongue.Mostly GEN, it does slip into HET at the end. Re-edited 7/2011. *NOMINATED FOR 2011 GATEFIC AWARD* VOTE NOW!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 122,074 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - John S. - Complete
Cave In by antepathy reviews
Optimus Bob and I are co-writing a fun uh, not so little piece for you! Autobots and Decepticons, forced to work together? What will happen? Adventure and enemy-cooperatin' fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 98,706 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Optimus Prime, Barricade
Only You by Tennyo Ch'ang-O reviews
It has been two years since Sarah’s triumph over the Labyrinth, and she has since given up her dream of acting and has turned instead to music. But then Toby wishes Jareth back into their lives. Can Sarah tell him how she truly feels? full summary ins
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sarah, Jareth
Ferrari by Bookworm Gal reviews
Maggie pulls up in a Ferrari, but what's with Miles? He's acting weird, even for him. Read "Satan's Camaro" first or else you don't get the full effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Maggie M., Miles L. - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Youth by Shyrstyne reviews
Red vs. Blue Post Reconstruction. Church meets his maker. Really really short.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Labyrinth: Rewritten by LaLaFaery reviews
Refer to title. J/S, clearly.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
Stars by The Mad Maiden reviews
A Red vs. Blue fic. Just a short drabble with both sides watching falling stars.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Michael Knight DotOrg by Berzerkerprime reviews
Tag for "Knight to King's Pawn." KITT wasn't alone on the internet.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - KI2T - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl when by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
The title says it all. I want to see how many other people this applies to. Not any specific shipping.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
Unleashing a Monster by Sinead Rivka reviews
KR2008 - Neither Mike nor Kitt had expected to come in contact with Karr ever again, and when they do, it's under very strange circumstances. Plotbunny turned feral, not meant to be taken too seriously.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2009 - KI2T, KARR
Insufficient Data by Berzerkerprime reviews
A tag for "A Nice, Indecent Little Town." Not every puzzle can be solved using logic. Try telling an AI that. Michael Knight and Bonnie Barstow take a crack at it with some surprising, and some might say miraculous, results.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - KI2T - Complete
Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105 reviews
A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 383,046 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Never too Old to Dream by Code Green reviews
Beaten down by harsh realities, Sarah has placed her childhood imagination aside. It will take an old enemy, the Goblin King, to make her believe in the magic of her dreams once again.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,027 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
Confrontation by JTheGoblinKing reviews
Harry pleads for Bob.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Riddle by JTheGoblinKing reviews
Bob's past comes to visit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
WRONG HARRY! by JTheGoblinKing reviews
A Dresden Files / Harry Potter cross over story.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Eight Lives by snarechan reviews
2007 Movie Verse. Even out in the middle of nowhere, trouble seems to follow Sam Witwicky, especially when it’s just him, Miles and Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Miles L. - Complete
Creatures From The Pink Lagoon by tielan reviews
It's mud. Pink mud. That eats flesh. John knew he shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning... JohnTeyla UST.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Worst Birthday Ever by SaJi reviews
God this was going to be one of the worst birthdays ever. He just knew it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
It Takes A Child's Disease by Vecturist reviews
It takes a child's disease to bring a man down. Just a little snippet of humor.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ronon D. - Complete
Cheese by FREAKSHOW1 reviews
RvB Giftfic Church needed to learn to stop questioning the insane.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The Natural Cure All for Rodney Mckay by Lady Wraith1 reviews
Sheppard, Ronan, McKay, and Todd stuck in a cave with no food. No food cranky scientist drastic measures. Humor, one shot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Friend's Woe by Lady Wraith1 reviews
AU During an alliance between the wraith and humans against the replicators there is an occurrence that could break them apart....humor, one-shot involves Todd and Shep not slash
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - John S. - Complete
Secession by MarieofIlledra reviews
The IOA attempts to remove Elizabeth from Atlantis, only to discover that she has no intention of going quietly
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
XBC by Roth reviews
An AU to What about Bob. I bet you can guess what happens. TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
I should Know by AngelByMistake reviews
Three Years on from the Labyrinth Incident, and Sarah Williams believes that it is not real ... or does she? Jareth Comes Above ground for her, but for why? Story better than summary, JarxSar in later chapters rated T because i feel like it!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2006
Auld Lang Syne by Irena K reviews
TV'verse. A series of disturbing phone calls before the holidays spells trouble for both Harry and Murphy.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Why Me? by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete]Candorien never expected to return to Middleearth. Now she finds herself in Mirkwood and up to her neck in intrigue, romance, and, of course, saving Legolas from the wiles of MEKESSG. Formerly Back Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Somnus by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
An unusual epidemic has hit Chicago and Harry's in the thick of it. TVVERSE.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,645 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Babylon by Neuriel reviews
John stared. His alternate universe self stared back.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - John S. - Complete
Runaway Mind by Eligent reviews
A mission is cut short when McKay starts behaving oddly. It's up to the team to figure out why and how to fix it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Unexpected Friends by MandyPandaa reviews
Little Albus Severus and Scorpius meet for the first time on a fateful trip to Diagon Alley. Bloodline barriers are crossed, new friends are made. Cute little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
The Emerald Wanderer by Jersey13 reviews
Colonel Sheppard and his team find a world of seafaring people, only to fall victim to a kidnapping plot that could involve them in a brutal war as they search for their missing teammates. [Gen, team plus Beckett fic] Now complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,999 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Just Us Few by Leesa Perrie reviews
Set after The Return, Part Two. Jack isn't keen on McKay, and thinks they're all mad. McKay is hyper and won't sleep, but John has a plan..
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Inhospitable by Nelowl reviews
This is a Carsoncentric story written for Mare as part of the SaveCarsonBeckett campaign. Carson, Rodney and Caldwell find themselves stranded on a planet whose people have some very strange ideas on dealing with illness and injury.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by Dr. Dredd reviews
John starts to exhibit telekinetic abilities after returning through the time dilation portal. Takes place between Epiphany and Critical Mass, spoilers for Epiphany and Condemned. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Oh, You Know, The One Where Daniel Dies by running out of ink reviews
It's like that episode, you know, the one where Daniel dies? Experience the horror as he dies yet again! Complete with Wizard of Oz references, insanity, and meaning of life stuff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - D. Jackson - Complete
John Sheppard's ABCs by Pocus reviews
What better way to make a sick friend feel better than to alphabetize all his past injuries.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2007 - John S. - Complete
A Very Merry Blah Blah Blah by tielan reviews
If the season's wrong in John Sheppard's mind, at least the sentiment's right.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - John S. - Complete
Lucky Charms by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
RvB. Church never did understand why Caboose did what he did to the cereal.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Limericks by Cleo the Muse reviews
No plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Whatever Can Go Wrong by Sholio reviews
Babysitting as a teen, Elizabeth learned that when kids are noisy, everything is okay. When they get quiet ... that's when you know they're up to something. Unfortunately, she is about to learn the same is true of scientists.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Not My Perfect Day by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
For a Pocketful by Tassos reviews
SGA Farscape: When D'argo Sun Crichton is kidnapped down a wormhole, he ends up in the wrong time, the wrong galaxay, and definitely the wrong reality where the humans of Atlantis must cope with his mistrust, his kidnappers, and...his parents.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Condensed Fowl by emeralddarkness reviews
Basically, this is the story of Artemis Fowl. The condensed version.The really, really condensed version. The socondensedthatitmakesnosenseunlessyoualreadyknowtheplot version. So what is it good for, you ask? Well, I find it amusing…
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Artemis Sumarized by Dreaming-Cat-369 reviews
Spoilers! All five books sumarized! Guest appearances! Foaly's hat imploding! Deviations from the script! General insanity! Please read! Please review! Please steal Foaly's hat! Please get me out of this straightjacket! Thank you!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Artemis F.
An Apple a Day by captdeb reviews
A visiting doctor learns just who's the boss in the Atlantis infirmary.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
The Night That Changed All Others by Nytel reviews
Teyla and John spend one night together, and they could never have imagined the series of events that would unfold because of it. These events would change the lives and the future of everyone in Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,707 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Ping by Baroqy reviews
Carson is driven to distraction by a device in his lab that appears to do nothing. Except that it goes ‘ping’.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
Trisher Nicole Married WHO? by Captain Pagie reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when Trisher and I are in M.E.? Well, nothing good. I'll give ya that. Sequal to 'I MARRIED WHO'. READ! It's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 66,430 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
Freedom by Roxie Archer reviews
Bakura's thoughts on freedom. ... Bakura thinks too much.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Yami Bakura - Complete
One Mixed Up Mary-Sue by Cheez Socks reviews
There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Death to Voldie, or, Tea Time With Harry by Sousakuka-sama reviews
Silly, pointless crack fic. Inspired by a quote from an HD fanfic novel. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Sharks and Sheppard by tielan reviews
Carson makes a mental note that researching the possibility of a retrovirus that can make the Colonel's humour more bearable, not only to the Pegasus natives, but also to the Atlantis expedition generally, is high on the priority list.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Carson B., Teyla E. - Complete
Fangirls and Elffriends by Authoressinhiding reviews
Complete When a flautist inadvertently dreams a pack of fangirls to Middleearth, will Elladan and Elrohir be able to help her rescue Legolas?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Mashed But Not Broken by Dr. Dredd reviews
John versus the cat, Round 2
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - John S., Carson B.
Rough Landings by Greywolf Lupous reviews
The people on Sheppard's team are Carson Beckett's best friends... except when they're in the infirmary. tag to Condemned
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Antarctic Antics by nightpheonix reviews
Taking place a little bit before “Rising,” McKay and Beckett begin to form a friendship in Antarctica
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Career Counseling by Dr. Dredd reviews
The guys discuss alternate career choices. Response to SGAHC Professions challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Radek Z., Rodney M.
There Came a Big Spider by drufan reviews
Sheppard and Beckett meet Little Miss Muffet in all her sadistic glory. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Great Escape by Cleo the Muse reviews
SG1 has been captured by alien mind readers. How ever will they escape? Set anytime, seasons 1 through 5... Spoiler free, though it does briefly mention Mary Steenburgen.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Family Name: Arctic Incident by Elbereth in April reviews
Draco Malfoy visits Artemis Fowl at Fowl Manor over the summer. While he's there, Fowl gets a ransom demand for his kidnapped father. Then both boys are drafted into helping the fairies with a goblin uprising.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,262 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Come Unhappy Wanderer by MagpieDreamer reviews
[Rated for one bad word] Teyla goes in search of food in the middle of the night, and she and John, followed by the wrest of the team, bond over ice cream and nightmares. Kinda TeylaSheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Teyla E., John S.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Don't Pick the Flowers by Chameleon2 reviews
StargateFarscape X-over. SG-1 literally bumps into Moya on a mission and has to work together with the crew to save the Tok'Ra from a terrible disease introduced by Anubis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2004
Eien by Amiasha Ruri reviews
A vision of an event thousands of years ago starts a journey that leads everyone to Egypt, and their pasts. Yami and Yami Bakura centric. OWARI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,051 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Snurchers by DekotaSkye reviews
Aeryanna and Ian lessons pay off when Moya is invaded.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2003
The Complete DRD's Guide To Producing A Movie! by ScaperDeage reviews
I didn't realize I forgot to put the last Ch up before I left for my trip to europe, so here it is now Day 11. Sorry about that. 1812 and Blue Continue with thier plan to create a movie for Pilot- Sequel to Movie Inspiration
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003
1812 To The Rescue! by ScaperDeage reviews
-Complete- 1812 saves the day in this post BT fic
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Evolution of 1812 by tiberius1 reviews
Ever wonder how DRD 1812 came to be? Poat DWTB pre Crichton Kicks
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Complete
In The Flesh by Jess Pallas reviews
Trapped in Aeryn's body, Pilot must save the day when Moya is taken over by pirates.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/2/2001 - Complete
The Naming of Moya's Child by AkaiHato reviews
Short but lovely, a bit surprising, and possibly quite hilarious; a good description for both Moya's son's name and this story.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2000
The Cake Series reviews
Based on a series of macros I created, this story is the first and only so far chapter of The Cake Series. - Currently discontinued until I figure out more plot. Would appreciate ideas -
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010