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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, Sherlock, Walking Dead, and Supernatural.

(formerly htotheizzo)

(picture was made by the love of my life.)

"America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right." --Allen Ginsberg ("America")


My screen name projects my writing style. I still love to write, though.

Everything has a homoerotic undertone.

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3849 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Aegis by IshkabibbleScribble reviews
After a particularly exhausting case, two facts come to light: John does indeed have limits, Sherlock does indeed have a heart, and the mixture of the two places the boys from Baker Street in uncharted territory. No slash, but heavy bromance!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Very Respectable Hobbit by TheThirdStar reviews
Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 261,573 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I Feel Your Pain by fernazab reviews
What if you could kill someone by killing someone else? That's what someone tries to do since killing Arthur is obviously too hard . Little does this person know that Merlin wasn't the best choice for this spell. NO SLASH. As of July 2013 this story is on hiatus for at least 18 months.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Nightmares by Red-Handed-Bandit reviews
Shepard cannot rid herself of the visions and terror the beacon showed her. Distraught and finding herself in need of comfort, she reaches out to someone she knows will help squelch the thoughts, if only for a moment.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Walk a Mile by Randomite reviews
So things are quiet around the Tower and Bruce is doing a favour for an old friend...what could possibly go wrong? An ancient but seemingly harmless artefact is about to cause a whole new set of problems...and maybe some answers. Friendships, bromances, black comedy. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Thicker'n Blood by CrossbowDon'tMiss reviews
Rick knows it's a mistake, letting Merle into the prison. He knows it can only end badly, put the group at risk, put 'em on edge. He's doing his level best to keep both to a minimum, but it's a losing battle. And that ain't even his biggest concern doing this. It's Daryl. Daryl angst, Protective!Rick, Spoilers for Home to This Sorrowful Life. Part 2 of This...Thing series. Rickyl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,106 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D. - Complete
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Measure of a Dwarf by masterctarl reviews
ONE SHOT! Bilbo makes an inquiry about Dwarven beards, which leads to some rather odd behavior out of Kili. The explanation for such may seem strange to us, but it's a matter of pride for his people. It seems a pep-talk from their resident burglar is at hand. Rated K(plus) for alcohol usage and heavily implied violence (applied by our characters, not to them, I promise).
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Devil's Foot by blod1tatws reviews
A mysterious case comes to Sherlock and John in a small village in Cornwall. Quiet and simple murder? Or is it supernatural? Modern update of the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Adventure of the Devil's Foot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unbreakable by eight 0f hearts reviews
"Arthur hit Merlin." - Morgana's latest plot against Camelot will test Arthur and Merlin's friendship to the limit. Enchanted!Arthur, brotherliness, vaguely whumpish. - COMPLETE -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,365 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Change by RDMerlin reviews
Because, Merlin has changed. And Arthur has noticed. A quick drabble based on the character development of Merlin in series 5. Now turned into a series of drabbles due to request. Chapter eight-In front of a burning building, Merlin and Arthur fight one another for what they think is important. Not a reveal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Kindness by Therm reviews
Lori needs someone and Daryl's the only person about. One shot. Daryl & Lori. If you don't like Lori, this sin't the story for you. Keep moving. R&R welcome.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Daryl D., Lori G. - Complete
No Better Assassin by RocknVaughn reviews
AU retelling of 4X06 "A Servant of Two Masters". Little did she know it, but Morgana could not have chosen a better assassin to kill Arthur than Merlin. A story in which Arthur is not as oblivious as usual and Merlin actually remembers he's a warlock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,677 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Devil's Table by Stealth Dragon reviews
Arthur and Gwaine rescue Merlin from the clutches of slave traders only to find themselves trapped in a strange castle whose residents have up and vanished. There's something in the castle that's after them, and to make matters worse, Merlin is already injured and can't use his magic. Gen. Friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Upbraided by Lampito reviews
The job's done, and nobody got hurt. That's a win in Dean's book. And if he gets a bit of a giggle at his brother's expense, that's a bonus... a one shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Targeted by macrauchenia reviews
Arthur swallowed and thrust the letter at his manservant. "Read it yourself. It's addressed to you." "Very funny," Merlin smirked as he unfolded the letter. The smile promptly dropped off of his face as he read the greeting. /Merlin./ "I guess it was for me," he mumbled as he continued reading the short note. /You've been a thorn in our side for too long./
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Shell Shocked by PagieThePanda reviews
After a failed kidnap attempt, Merlin begins acting strangely. As Arthur and the others try to figure out what really happened that night, dangerous attacks begin on Camelot. Will Arthur ever discover what's wrong with his servant, or will this just be another one of Merlin's secrets? No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,456 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pure Research by Lampito reviews
Maybe it's been exacerbated by his habit of hanging around with humans, but Gabriel can be insatiably curious about things that his siblings just don't understand. Nonetheless, they agree to help him answer a question that's been bugging him for quite a long time. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gabriel - Complete
Candy Thief by otherworldsthanthese reviews
HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Light Y., L
Beloved Enemy by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sasuke is having trouble sleeping and decides to do some midnight training. Naruto is there and things get a little heated. Slash. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Even Heroes Have the Right to Bleed by Rae666 reviews
Steve is homesick for his time and sets out to clear his mind, but when he comes across a man named Schmidt, blood is spilled and he goes missing. Knowing something is wrong, Tony is left to find him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Johnathan Livingstone Angel by Lampito reviews
The Winchesters have finished a job at the seaside, they're unhurt, they're enjoying the sun, the surf, the bikini babes, the ice-cream... er, why is that frightened demon attempting to attract their attention? A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
To the Bone by Nilly's Issue reviews
Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Man Who Spewed Too Much by Lampito reviews
He is their new god, Castiel. He's got the god moves: joke missiles, giant walls of toffee, rains of lobster bisque, and the god wisdom: drinking sewage won't cure diseases, and even some god Commandments. And also, the mother of all tummy aches... but never fear, Dean knows how to deal with that, and Sam has a quote for any occasion.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
The Avengers and how each of them celebrate their special day. Character studies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
The Avengers Go Places by Anybodys reviews
What started as the Avengers fetching a few things for a SHIELD party has turned into stories of their outings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Roughing It by Jordanna Morgan reviews
In an effort to learn more about the Elric brothers and Mustang's connection to them, Hughes maneuvers the three into a camping trip with his family - but the fun and games end when they find themselves caught in the fallout of a deadly museum heist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
scribbles on a page draw me a way into Heaven by free.song reviews
There's only one thing that gets him through to the other side of morning .
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Before the waking blink by Shellsanne reviews
Having lost everything he cares about, now losing Sam as well, Dean is traveling a very dark road. His only hope may lie in the dead friend who betrayed him, but Castiel can only reach him through a dream. This story predates "Emmanuel".
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Silent and Still by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Missing scene from 7x17. SPOILERS: Dean says goodbye to Castiel before leaving him at the hospital.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Over Nothing by Sychronergy reviews
It didn't happen between them. Nothing did. ? L/Light/L
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Distortion by Insomniac Panda-Chan reviews
No man can escape from death, and least of all Light Yagami. However, the once-God is given a chance to redeem himself, but will he make things right this time around, or will he fall prey to the dark power of the Death Note once again?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Light Y., L
Set Me Free by MissAnnThropic reviews
"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." There was a story there... this is it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Equilibrium by VG Jekyll reviews
It would be ironic, that the one time Castiel gets the offer to go home with a cute girl, Dean is the one who messes it up. Even if the Winchester is blissfully unaware of it.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Catnatural reviews
Cas is slowly falling - and doesn't know that the Winchesters know. He slowly experiences being a human - this time, he learns about Christmas through the song The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
All Of It For You by RosesandThorns666 reviews
AU. When Lisa abandons Dean and their new baby, Ben, Dean has no option but to give up their home and move into an apartment building close to where he works. But he doesn't expect to fall for his helpful neighbour, Castiel. Please R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Dixon Respect by ErisandDysnomia reviews
"My name isn't Chink, or Slant Eyes, or Short Round. My name is Glenn. And I'm a motherfucking Korean." We all knew it would happen, on the search for Sophia, Glenn finally grows a pair and stands up to Daryl. T for language and Daryl the Dick. Not Slas
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Before I Sleep by ivywatcher reviews
In Which: It is snowing on Baker Street, and the world grows smaller accordingly. Character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Le Vent by CynicalModerate reviews
Castiel is in pain and Dean tries to figure out what's wrong. The answer is a surprise to the both of them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Witness All I've Done by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Oh yes, 7.04 come on down. Because, ok, too soon to bring Cas back? fine. But NOT EVEN A MENTION? I don't think so. Spoilers for the episode, obviously. Dean/Cas if you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Pizza Man by seven days later reviews
It was like telling a kid that Santa wasn't real and half of the men out there in red and white outfits were sexual predators. This just had to be written, because no way Dean or Castiel are just going to let 6.10 go.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Anatomy by Merqurius reviews
After Castiel receives his first injury as a human, Dean has a hard time accepting his vulnerability. Castiel shows him how intricate his new body is and lets him know that he's okay.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fear Is The Heart Of Love by soyxunxperdedor reviews
Set during "The End." Dean tries to talk Cas out of going on the mission to kill Lucifer the night before they're set to go.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I'm Just a Love Machine by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Worst Perfection by next-muffin reviews
Clyde has an existential crisis caused by the best taco he ever ate.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Clyde D.
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
God Stole the Handle by p.r. fox reviews
Dean will always save the ones he loves, and if one of them just so happens to be the new God...well, he's saved plenty of weirdos before. COMPLETE. Set directly after the S6 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
The Foundling by Kiva Taliana reviews
Merlin has a rather odd accident; Gaius and Arthur are stretched to breaking point, while Merlin sees the world in a whole new light. Mainly fluff, with the odd shreds of angst and drama.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,054 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hidden Behind Blue Eyes by Legolas Anime Luver reviews
Goku has forgotten two very specific wishes he had made when he was a child, and unknown to him, has changed everyones' lives. Is this change for the better or for the worse, and what did exactly grant his wish if it wasn't the dragonballs?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Goku, M. Trunks
Empty Houses by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This can't be happening! by Eien-no-Ren reviews
What is an Uchiha to do when the dobe you’re secretly in love with arrives half dead at your doorstep? Easy: drag him in and make him yours. Simple, right? SasuxNaru Anal,Angst,ChallengeFic,HC,HJ,Language,Lemon,Lime,MPreg,ShonenAi,SoloM,WIP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,780 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Flash of Harmless Lightning by Mousme reviews
After a year, Castiel still doesn't appear to be adjusting well to being human. Dean tries to help, and finds the solution in an unexpected place.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To Be Of Royalty by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Try as he might to deny what he's feeling, Arthur knows the truth, deep down. And this truth isn't as good as he'd hope it'd be. He may be of royalty, but that doesn't garentee that he gets a happy ending. Arthur/Merlin, kinda.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Little Things by Dark Austral reviews
Sam begins to notice little things when he rejoins with Dean. Set between 5.3 and 5.4 and afterwards, friendship fic of Dean, Cas and Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
hush now by Mae'side reviews
Their gazes spat fire, and the blistering heat caused Merlin to wonder how exactly this room hadn't caught fire yet. "Please," he said. "Stop." slight spoilers for 3x13 Merlin&Arthur with a little Lancelot thrown in. Xo, as always!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Straight on till Morning by Vescaus reviews
On the hunt for a killer, John can't help but think of Sherlock as the boy who never grew up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by kaitouahiru reviews
"Dean, you cannot give birth to a car. It is impossible,"
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Containing Thy Self by ShayL reviews
After an accidental mishap with the time machine, Mirai Trunks, age 22, finds himself trapped in the time where Trunks is 18. What should be a pleasant bonding experience turns into a battle of jealously, hatred, obsession, and fear.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2005 - M. Trunks, Trunks
Risotto by Richefic reviews
The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rational Machine by Solstice Zero reviews
Sherlock passes out. John muses on the reasons why. Containing an absorbing case, two bags of shopping, and a few apples.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Milkshakes by Genetically Insane reviews
America's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and Englands like, your music's too loud, and he's like, I didn't hear you, cause the music's too loud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Why America & Hong Kong Can't Mess With Fireworks by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Also entitled: Those Boys Are Pyromaniacs, And I Have The Burn Marks To Prove It. No pairings, just crack. T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, Hong Kong - Complete
Antebellum by Min Daae reviews
Zuko doesn't understand any of this. A scar, an Avatar, and a slightly concerned Firebender. Gen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Wrong by Nialon reviews
Angels are not supposed to drop out of the sky into motel rooms, broken and beaten. They're not supposed to bleed like that. It was all wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,384 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
002: We Follow His Example by Werewolf's Oneshots reviews
"I thought God was supposed to love everybody?" "My Father loves all His creations, great and small." "So does any of that rub off on you angel folks? Because I sure as hell ain't feeling it."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Real Hero by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
It's Alfred's tenth birthday, and Francis, by some accident, had not made enough of Alfred's super-favorite-ever-the-awesomest-thing-in-the-world apple pie. There was just enough for everybody– minus one person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America, France - Complete
Void by Laura of Maychoria reviews
They're just two people, alone and clinging together in the dark. A 5.16 coda about faith and loss.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I'm Lovin' It More Than I Should by Frerardlover reviews
America doesn’t know how long he’s had these urges, but if they aren’t fulfilled, he’ll go crazy. America/Hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America - Complete
Is That What They're Calling It These Days? by On-A-Dare reviews
Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shine by Liete reviews
-UK/US, AU- 'Arthur couldn’t understand for the life of him why Alfred stayed locked up in a penthouse where no one would see him. It was a mystery he knew he had to unravel during his stay there.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - England/Britain, America
Tin Soldier by 1shot reviews
Dean is cold, Castiel is fading, and Sam is surprisingly even keel. Also, someone is raising the dead. Rated for language/violence. Spoilers up to 5.10.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love? by TokioHotelluver93 reviews
This is bout a girl who thinks she is in love with her abusive bf L. Light falls in love with her. Will she love him to? or will the experience with L cause her to never love again? M for abuse.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Angels with Dirty Faces by twasadark reviews
Castiel warms Dean's body and soul.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mother Figure by Fairy Laughing reviews
Nathan makes a good father figure for the rest of the band, but if he's the father figure then who's the mother figure? No slash, but Pickles acts pretty gay what else is new? and there's plenty of cussing. Short and silly.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Pickles, Nathan E.
The Discovery of Oceans by Ivory Novelist reviews
Dean and Castiel have a major chick flick moment. No slash intended. Strong and sentimental friendship. Basically, emotional and cuddly PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Joker's Kitten by The-Talking-Peanut reviews
Joker finds a kitten, but instead of killing it he takes it home. Warning: SLASH! Crack, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, yadda yadda yadda. It's for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,092 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Definition of Heroism by Fence Walker reviews
What's with all this being a hero business?" France wasn't sure why he asked America that question, but the answer was certainly not what he was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - America, France - Complete
At Your Discretion by Fanfic-Frankie reviews
In which Arthur learns the value of being indiscreet every now and again. Arthur/Merlin slash, of course, M rated for language and all the implied goodness. One-shot. Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Kira and the King of Pop by Quiet reviews
It's a normal day at headquarters, and L is bored. However, when the task force learns that Michael Jackson has been killed by Kira, L has an interesting opinion on the matter and discovers a new reason to hate the supernatural serial killer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L - Complete
Get A Clue by Donatellolover reviews
When it's a gloomy Saturday, and no new leads in the Kira investigation show up, what are Light and L to do? Why, play Clue of course! A crackish one-shot. Slight OOCness. Light IS a Drama Queen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In Another's Shoes by Nubial Sheep reviews
A short trip outside has unforeseen consequences for Light, L, and Misa. The three are forced to, quite literally, spend time in one anothers' shoes. Each must adjust to living as each other, and nothing is completely as it appears.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
Coat of Arms by opheliasnorkels reviews
America can't believe England would put... THAT on his national seal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - England/Britain, America
words and other weapons by hardlygolden reviews
“Know your enemy,” his father had cautioned – and Arthur thought he had, thought he did.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Art of Having Fun by adele4 reviews
In the hope of redirecting Arthur towards forms of entertainment that don't involve killing, hitting, or generally being a prat to anything or anyone, Merlin decides to learn to play chess. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ugly by TricksterAries reviews
My reflection is not golden blonde, cerulean blue, and creamy tan. No. It is obsidian black and pale repulsiveness. Even with ‘natural beauty’, I am ugly. AU SasuNaru M! drugs molestationrapeness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blacken of Wings by May All Your Bacon Burn reviews
When Roxas woke up that night, wishing for someone to help him, he didn't realize it would come in a form of someone who just crashed through his window. And wasn't human. AkuRoku Soku XigDem For Meleiyu and xXxFailingDreamsxXx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Until I Die He Will Not Leave My Side by Tumble Down reviews
Arthur was in pain, and it wasn't a pain he could heal with magic or any of Gaius's elixirs or even just by being his usual clumsy, ridiculous self... Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
An Age Old Fandom Cliché by ChudleyCanons reviews
This is something I did out of boredom and I'd really love to know what you think because I think it's my worst yet. Merlin, Arthur and a love potion. Oh and some poor poetry attempts from Arthur. What more needs saying? MA fluff. I own nothing.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Matagot by Ireina Kurotsuki reviews
AU. LxLightxL. A matagot is a shapeshifting creature that often takes the form of a cat, usually one wearing boots and is said to bring good fortune to its master, if it is not feeling particularly malicious. Rated for safety.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,918 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - L, Light Y.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Same Old Moves For A New Romance by ChudleyCanons reviews
Uther finds out about Arthur and Merlin. This is really not a very happy fic and I apologise for it now...I felt cruel writing it. A/M
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Out Of The Frying Pan by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Dean and Sam vs. Castiel, Gen Crack Humor: It's not the blind leading the blind, but it isn't a whole lot better, either…
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Why So Sirius? by sparrowed reviews
Gordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sirius B., Joker - Complete
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Those Forgotten Dreams by Nubial Sheep reviews
Light can't remember his dreams anymore, not even his worst nightmares; that doesn't mean he doesn't have them. In his dreaming Light searches his soul for what he has forgotten, and finds more than he bargained for. Slash. Light/Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nettle by phollie reviews
..."I knew my place and I stuck to it; I didn't push those that were trying to do their jobs to the brink of insanity with buckets of sugar cubes and hour-long stares and..." Another Aizawa rant fic, this time aimed at our dear L. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Aizawa S. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Purple Grinch by buttpolicealert reviews
A scandalized nativity. A chase through the snow. Slippery Ice is Slippery. A compromising position. Pre-slash. Secret Santa Fanfic Prompt #33 BatmanxJoker for BatmanxJoker LJ Community
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
No Regrets by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH "Somewhere down the line you've become important to me. I have never met anyone quite like you, Merlin. I doubt that I ever will meet anyone like you." His tone was uncertain as he looked up at Merlin. "I don't want to lose you."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Breaking Point by UnknownZero reviews
B has escaped and armed with a deadlier goal in mind than ever, he drags L into a world of his own. But Light is not so pleased with the events and will stop at nothing to find L. But will he be too late? Yaoi Light/L rated for gore
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Light Y., L
The trouble with being an idiot by Allemande reviews
Having been exposed in a disappointingly unheroic way, Merlin now tries to deal with the aftermath of Arthur knowing. If only he could understand why his friend can't look him in the eye...! light Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
A Very Important Question by Toasted Crumpet reviews
Dialogue fic! SLASH Arthur has a very pressing and personal question he wants to ask Merlin: "Are you a virgin?" which Merlin answers and leads to much fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008
A Rank Mission: Hogwarts by zfirze reviews
[HP xover] ANBU guards, Sasuke and Naruto, are entering into Harry's fifth year...[sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,858 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Rush of Blood to the Head by Silent Dagger reviews
Light, Matsuda, Misa, Matt, Mello and Near all attend the same high school. Light is the top student, he's comfortable in his spot though incredibly bored until a transfer student with a dark secret shows up to turn his world upside down.LightxL,MattxMell
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,709 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Light Y., L
Havisham by Gabi Howard reviews
“Honestly, little thing,” Kira intoned softly. “I’d have thought you’d be used to me by now. You were the one that called me into being after all...” Cowritten with shirosunday.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Lobotomize by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. L is the emotionless detective, the stoic man who would never allow biasses to cloud his judgement. When viewing L next to vibrant Yagami Light, Soichiro has to wonder...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Guardian by Moonshine 369 reviews
Light isn't going to let just anyone disrespect L. Not while he's around. L feels safe knowing he has a strong guardian, eternally nearby. Light x L friendship.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Restaurant by Mamotte Ageru reviews
Axel works at a restaurant. Roxas is a student at the school on the opposite side of the street from the restaurant. Oh, and Axel is a Roxasphile. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The More We Get Together by Just.Plain.Obsessive reviews
... the happier we'll be. Ah, the thrills and kills of middle school life. The whole gang is attending Obata Middle School, and boy, are they in for a year of fun! Pairings: L/Light, Mello/Matt and all other canon pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
Shattered Faith by AxisShadows reviews
When Kira killed his father, Light swore he would take him down. But to get to Kira, he must work with the one he hates. The freak of his school, Ryuzaki... Full, better summary inside. YAOI. LXLight, rating will go up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - L, Light Y.
Light, A Grocer? by Unwritten Author reviews
Light lives in a grocery store for a while.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
L and the Chocolate Factory by riyaaanu reviews
L won a Golden Ticket! Now he had to drag Raito along for the tour.. Tsktsk! Poor Mr. Willy Wonka.. Chapter 6 is up!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - L, Light Y.
Love Note by Synonymous Brian reviews
CRACK. When Yagami Raito finds not a Death Note but a Love Note, in which whoever's name written in it falls in love, he decides to spread love throughout the 'hate filled world,' however... what he hadn't decided was falling in love himself. AU LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Drowning by NoNoWriter reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Teach Me, Please by Celestial Moon reviews
Roxas and Sora's parents agree to fund for a play for Twilight Town High. However.. Full summary and pairings in profile!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,435 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Pirates of the Konohabbean by ImoOzzi reviews
Naruto, son of the Govenor of Port Konoha, will always look back on the day that he was saved from drowning by infamous pirate Sasuke Uchiha... as the very, very worst day in the history of his life. [CRACK, pirate!fic, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eternal Battle by Legolas Anime Luver reviews
A new enemy has come forth to wreck Hell across the Earth during the Cell Games, but what is it? And what has happened to make Future Trunks the center of it all?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - M. Trunks
Are We Friends Yet? by Lorca the Great reviews
Being stuck in community college sucks. Roxas just so happens to find something to keep him there for a while yet. And it all started with a freaking cold. AkuRoku. Some Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
woa hitler? by Jaquant Umbru reviews
hitler was attak and what happen? u read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Mr and Mr Uchiha by makebelievegirl reviews
You may be my husband but you're also my enemy and I've never lost a target,Sasuke. And I won't lose one now. Read inside for summary. Mature. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fever for the Flava by Her Sweetness reviews
Did you know? Mogi has been stalking Aizawa. Yeah. And L and Raito caught him in the bathroom, in the act! Scandalous, I say. But now they're trying to help him out so it's 'kay. I wonder how it'll end up... Crack!mini. MogixAizawa, LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mogi K., Aizawa S. - Complete
Nightmares by Vladgurl reviews
MTrunks Timeline Never knowing your father and a mother reluctant to talk about it can be hard for a boy, even more for one who has the burden to protect Earth. But what does he do when he realizes that his biggest nightmare is more then just a bad dream?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,886 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - M. Trunks, Bulma
Strife, Redemption, and Resurrection by missgohan reviews
Set just after the cell games, Trunks enlists the help of Gohan to help defeat the androids of Mirai Trunk's time. However, things don't always go as planned and Nature has a way of dealing with things out of time.....
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Gohan, M. Trunks
Beauty and the BodyGuard by Stavi reviews
Sasuke is broke, unemployed and desperately searching for a job to show up his arrogant brother. He stumbles across an ad in the paper that's perfect for him. "A bodyguard, eh?" Yaoi, SasuNaru NejiGaaNeji Poss. Lemon and Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 175 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wicked! by RavenToriBlack reviews
Sasuke and Naruto get married when their sixteen and eventually have children. How, Kyuubi helped make it possible...but it comes with a cost! Mostly centered around SasuNaru but other pairings will come into it. WARNING Yaoi ans MPREG ahead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,479 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Little Black Box by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Onion by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reasons to Be Uke by Hanbun no Tsuki reviews
One-Shot “You know Sasuke, if we were in a relationship, I bet you’d be the uke.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Betwixt by havelocke reviews
Riku finds himself torn between his best friend and a fiery lust filled redhead. [sora x riku x axel] au. yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Riku, Axel
The Games We Play by havelocke reviews
In which Axel’s the dealer, Riku takes on a bet, Sora’s the prize, and Roxas is the wild card. [riku x sora] [roxas x axel] au. yaoi. language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Axel, Riku
Mimicry by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Home by winglesszebra reviews
[AUish][NaruSasu][OOCish] Sasuke is found, unconscious, in a field outside of Konoha one night in a storm. His mind seems to have completely gone from him and his fears are overpowering his determination. But how did he get there in the first place...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf Claims His Fox by KNR reviews
SasuNaru The Uchiha Wolf Demons and the Uzumaki Fox Demons have just ended war between each other. So, the leaders of both clans want their youngest heirs to become mates. Now, the only question is, can someone stop them from killing eachother first. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In the Hands of Death by Atsuyuri-sama reviews
Gohan gets very depressed. When it seems he can't take life anymore, someone comes to his rescue. This is NOT Yaoi! Reated for suicidal thoughts.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Gohan, M. Trunks - Complete
Monster by TeenageWestland reviews
AU SasuNaru. If anyone had told me I'd be comforting Naruto in my bathroom, I would've checked them off as incredibly stupid. But here I am, on a toilette seat, gracelessly attempting to calm down the most hated person at Lakeview. FINALLY UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,483 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret Class by Azamiko reviews
Naruto and Sasuke teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for a month. Fear for the Hogwarts kids. CRACK! Possible shounenai, torture, and all that other good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Never Hugs Back by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Banana by Stavi reviews
“Sasuke! Sasuke! Lookit what Sakura showed me how to do.” Naruto started to peel the banana end to end. ‘Oh God, he’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do is he?’ SasuNaru yaoi lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way They Live by Lover of Deidara reviews
So Naruto and the gang have computers. Well, Akatsuki does, too. Of course, that's not going to stop them from kidnapping Naruto.Now that Kyuubi is seperated from Naruto, how are things going to turn out? Will Konoha be taken down by Kyuubi, or Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Faith of an Atheist by Serria reviews
L, the man of countless empty names strives to feel alive in his world of constant calculations and investigations. He has a faith in Light Yagami that he doesn't know how to justify. Will this belief lead him to a final truth before the end?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Foreign Guard by Offensivebunny reviews
KakaIru, SasuNaru Kakashi,Naruto,Sasuke,Sakura are sent to Hogwarts to guard the school. Dumbledore has also requested Iruka to teach DADA! -discontinued-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,515 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Kakashi H.
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Invisible Mask by ScaryCrazy reviews
Naruto always seems so stupid and annoying, but what are his real motives for the way he acts? He doesn’t know that he is envied by Sasuke the very person he envies the most yaoi, eventually a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 85,386 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thunder Thighs by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto have had one too many late movie nights... Implied SasuNaruSasu and OroKabu, but it's easily ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Personal Maid by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto needs money desperately. And so, he applies for a high paying job as a Personal Assistant. He just didn't know was that he was going to be a MAID for his rival and classmate, Uchiha Sasuke! [SasuNaru AU YAOI Master!Sasuke Maid!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ouroboros by Seto's Darkness reviews
Their love might be poison… but being apart from each other, not loving each other, is more deadly. They might not have a happy ending, but they have each other. And that... is enough. [SasuNaru YAOI canon!SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cross My Heart by Seto's Darkness reviews
With his family and his friends constantly after him and his life, Uzumaki Naruto finds solace in the arms of his mysterious savior… Uchiha Sasuke. [SasuNaru AU YAOI inspired by Ayashino Ceres]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dominance Issues by shinigami-lives reviews
Naruto was a good shinobi, he knew this, but nothing had ever prepared him for the terror he was about to experience Uchiha Itachi was the world's worst overprotective big brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun Times! by Legolas Anime Luver reviews
Vegeta is having a bad day thanks to Future Trunks; who doesn't realize that he is the cause of it, since he is busy wondering when he can tell his parents about something which has escaped from his room...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Vegeta, M. Trunks - Complete
Love Is More Than You Can Imagine by R. Liam reviews
SasuNaru. After Uchiha Sasuke has returned Konoha, team 7 was sent on a mission. Then they came back with an unconscious Sasuke and there's only ONE way to wake him up. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Moments by myinukoi reviews
Eleven amusing oneshots depicting the humorous moments between our two favorite boys. Mainly SasuNaru and mildly others. Mentions of shounenai and het.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The War on Konoha Drive by xxpapercutxx reviews
Konoha Drive is a dead end road, one half is rich the other poor. Will one school assignment bring the two groups closer or tear them apart? AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Usuakari, ShinYa, Agekata by Yu-lin reviews
Sasuke's back in Konoha, and everyone seems to think he'll actually stay. Will he? NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Chapter 6 up finally
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nick Nacks by ryuunorenkinjutsushi reviews
One would not call Colonel Mustang a pack rat, nor hardly a collector, though he did enjoy the occasional nicknack. [EdRoy if you squint]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Bite Size by Child of a Pineapple reviews
FINISHED 'Okay, Fullmetal, let me get this straight. I send you out on an excruciatingly simple mission – and you manage to practically get your good arm chewed off.' OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Yin & Yang by Sheera's Greywolf reviews
HPNaruto Crossover. Shounen ai, definitely Sasunaru. They are like Yin and Yang, so different like Dark and Light. Night and Day. Moon and Sun. Black and White. Yet in separable. A companion fic of HarbringerLady Shinobi Guards
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Tomorrow Never Knows by Raidne reviews
[Chapter 10 Added] Things are taking place in the mirai timeline that no one ever expected. The androids come back but they are changed somehow. When they return so does someone else. Mirai Trunks x Mirai Juunanagou
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,780 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Android 16, Trunks
Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Garden by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: NaruSasu: Everyone has their own secret garden. It’s this garden of dreams that keep hopes going, no matter how bitter things become. Likewise, Sasuke has his own garden his hopes and dreams buried there—cue in Naruto to unearth it! [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005
Afterburn by runefallstar reviews
Memory is a dish best served hot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
forgetting reason by Taes reviews
When a poor street vendor, Naruto, barges into Sasuke's life, the storeclerk is forced to abandon his monotonous lifestyle and face the dark. Complete. AU. Sasunaru OR Narusasu. Shounen ai. Cursing and mature themes...Major EDIT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scars by Lady AngelFiren reviews
[UPDATED NOV-29-04 CHAPTER 31 ADDED] Sometimes in life, you wake up to a smack in the face. For Gohan, Videl and Mirai Trunks, life has delivered a whole dump truck full of unexpected twists. (Romance, AU, Drama, Angst) R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,680 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Gohan, Trunks
All You Have by Rosalyn Angel reviews
M17MT. When a hint of hesitation on Trunks' behalf leaves Juunana alive in the wake of their final fight, the android finds himself the houseguest of his greatest foe in the weeks to come. Unable to escape, Juunana battles with a puzzling question: why?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,855 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Android 16, M. Trunks - Complete
A Look by gelfling reviews
Yaoi, GohanxMiraiTrunks. Knowing that Gohan's death cuased him to go SSJ, how would Trunks react to meeting the past Gohan? Seen through eyes of younger Gohan who is wondering what's wrong with Mirai Trunks. Much musing, random humor.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Gohan, Trunks
Bring Your Father to School Day: Revived! by Frozenflower reviews
This deals with the comic atrocities that our poor demi-saiyan Gohan is forced to endure during bring your father to school day. It now also deals with the aftermath of that day. Trust me--Gohan isn't suffering alone this time! Ch 25 9/21/02
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,736 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Goteneo and Truliet by Burenda reviews
Trunks is forced to participate in the school play, Romeo and Juliet, as... JULIET!? And who's playing Romeo? (non-yaoi) PG13 for language. *Complete*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Misunderstandings--Goku and Vegeta--they're NOT!?! by Frozenflower reviews
Thanks to an eavesdropping Piccolo, and the mischief of Chibi Trunks, the Z-senshi think that Goku and Vegeta are in love--what will our brave Saiyan's reactions be when they find out what everyone thinks?!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Future Trunks: Android Nightmares by Mysterious Voice Guy reviews
Takes place after Future Trunks returns to his own timeline and destroys the androids & Cell. But is the nightmare over, or has it only gotten worse for the young Super Saiyan? Beware the reprocussions of hatred...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2001
No Scrub by Nega Gohan reviews
Bulma and Chi Chi take the "No Scrub" song to heart and decide to straighten out their men.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/1999
Looking Up at Vegita by Dot Warner reviews
Future Trunks' assessment of his "father".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/1999
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Dreamers reviews
Castiel does not understand the concept of nightmares. Gen. Season 4.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This is the Way reviews
"There were three things that Daryl Dixon knew, without a doubt: Merle was Merle, everyone dies, and the world will always move on." Daryl mourns for the loss of a loved one. (One-Shot)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Daryl D. - Complete
On Expired Jam and Misplaced Experiments reviews
John's rampant exhaustion seemed to catch up to him in one penultimate moment: he abstained good health in favor of a half-decent breakfast. Turns out, "bad decisions" are called "bad decisions" for many, many reasons. As it also turns out, his breakfast wasn't even half-decent. Joy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Tame Dog Still Bites reviews
John doesn't seem to believe there's any justification in these accusations. He's not a dog, he's a person. So, why does everyone keep making the analogy?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - John W. - Complete
O Captain, Our Captain reviews
Steve finds himself entertaining an old tradition, but in the process finds himself in some new company. His loyal teammates, and him, all share a moment on the roof of Stark Towers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Requiem reviews
Formerly "Lacrimosa," A brief farewell from B to L, written from master to pet. A short response, triggered by hopeless despair. Rated M for Beyond being Beyond.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Amorphous, Androgynous reviews
How do you kill that which can be anything?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - BB, L
Clubbin' reviews
Canada takes America clubbing. It'll be a fiasco our dear America will never forget. Rated M for theme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Habits reviews
It's the little things the Joker does that pisses Batman off.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Break on Through reviews
A late night visit to the security room leads to a little more than what either men expected. Isn't that right, Watari? A drabble of sorts. Soichiro/Watari.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Soichiro Y., Watari - Complete
Super Freak reviews
Light learns that you should probably always say sorry. Especially when you're apologizing to freaks like Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Jam reviews
In which L realizes he needs a nap, and Light wishes to be the X-Man.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
An Apple a Day reviews
--keeps Ryuuk feeling pretty gay. And by gay, I mean happy, folks. Rated M for plain old strangeness and fantasies about being with apples. Written by request.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
A Vicious Circle reviews
L had known, since it had begun, that he would never cease. The cycle would continue until one of them breathed their last. - Light/L, BB/L; rated for mature themes and gore .
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,459 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Light Y., L
The Dark Knight reviews
“I'll find you, and defeat you. I always win, and such barbaric tactics sha'n't work on me! Do you understand, you Neanderthal? L will win.”--A one-shot in which L saves the world, and Light's in disbelief.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Family reviews
[SasuNaruSasu, KisaItaKisa AU Mafia Fic] There are some things that you can handle by yourself, but with others, it's just fine to have someone you know has your back. But no matter what goes down, your family comes first. [ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. SORRY!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.