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Joined 11-10-06, id: 1163432, Profile Updated: 05-23-20
Author has written 24 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, D N Angel, Card Captor Sakura, Naruto, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hello, I'm ClockRepair!

I abuse commas in my stories and make horrible grammatical mistakes from time to time.

I've been uploading fanfic onto this site since 2006 and I've been a frequent reader even before then. It was Fullmetal Alchemist that pulled me in, but it was Naruto that made me stay. Even though the Naruto canon has left me disappointed, it is the fandom that keeps my love for the series alive. My earlier works make me cringe, but I'm still proud of them nonetheless.

My schedule has been pretty inconsistent with long stretches of silence, then I'll have times where I can't stop posting. It seems like 2009 and 2020 are my Renaissance periods.

Fun fact: ClockRepair is my third username on this site and the one that has stuck. I first started out with BlueRosexoxo (so cringe-y) when I first joined and then switched over to SpandexTree. I don't know why I didn't think SpandexTree was fitting anymore, but I eventually changed it to ClockRepair and the name has stuck since at least 2009. I got the idea randomly when I remembered seeing a sign advertising watch repairs. I didn't think WatchRepair sounded very attractive so I swapped out "watch" for "clock" and that's how my username came to be.

Thank you to the Naruto readers who have left the loveliest reviews. When I was younger, I would look forward to going home so I could read fanfiction because I know there would be some good stories to lighten up my mood. You have no idea how weird it's been knowing that I could have offered the same relief for someone else. My time here has been a humbling experience.

I have moved my better stories onto Archive of Our Own. Don't worry because I'll always post my stories here. My username is still ClockRepair and I still have the same icon of a paper camel with a clown wig. I honestly don't remember how that picture became my icon. At this point, I'm too afraid of changing it since I think a lot of readers would recognize me by it now.

Thanks for stopping by.

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just doing my job by chadsuke reviews
Even Kakashi can tell that Hyuuga Hinata has a crush on his student. Naturally, he decides to interfere.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23 - [Hinata H., Sakura H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Unmasked by uchihaotakuhime reviews
KakaHina. [On-going] "And with her mask, she concealed the girl and became a woman in all matters of heart and head." An older, ANBU-hardened Hinata is arranged to marry the hokage, Kakashi. They learn to love the person behind the masks they wear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Wishing You the Bestest by El Reino reviews
Sasuke saved Neji, and in return Hinata did her best to take care of the last Uchiha. Turns out, she was accidentally courting him the entire time. Short oneshot. Fluffy. Based off a picture called "Welcome Back" by Lila-me on Deviantart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Complete
Jealousy by theGeneralissimo reviews
"Papa, did you ever like someone before Mama?" Before Sasuke could answer, Sakura slapped a hand on her knee and chuckled in good humor. "Oh, Sarada. Don't you know? Before I came along, your father was incapable of-" "Hinata Hyuga." The answer was instantaneous. The reactions even more so. One-shot. NH SS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Misunderstandings and marriage proposals by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me." (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sakura H., Yagura
Rock Lee by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Spandex isn't for everyone. (i.e., I am so immature, you guys. SO immature.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Tenten, Lee R., Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
From Heel to Throat by BWL reviews
Chapter 9, Strange Bed: He was in a large, unfamiliar room, on a fluffy, white, unfamiliar bed, and not only that – there was someone on the bed beside him. A female someone, laying on her front, with a pool of black hair hiding her face from view. (SasuHina & GaaraHina prompt requests).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara]
As For My Love Interest by PureWaterLily reviews
Thanks Naruto, for being as ambivalent as possible. Spoilerish 691.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Awkward Predicament by Pressing Point reviews
Tsunade calls a meeting with Hinata and Sasuke to discuss a certain concern she has regarding the both of them and, well, procreation. *Contains chapter 672 spoilers*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] Tsunade S. - Complete
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sunny Days and Eye Candy by Riya3 reviews
Pakkun has a confession to make. Kakashi is amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Pakkun, Akamaru - Complete
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly reviews
In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,403 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Euphoria by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
"Raven, don't even try to tell me you're not a little bit curious." "About the effects of overconsumption of alcohol? No, I can't say that I am." Drunken BBCyRae shenanigans. Originally posted on my Tumblr and now viewable here. rating this down to T. don't drink if you're underage
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ren's Mommy by Kitskune Miyake reviews
How a team in-joke escalates and becomes… well, quite hilarious actually. Light mentions of AbeMiha, but mostly a silly friendship thing.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ren M., T. Abe - Complete
Teacups by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
Perhaps now was a good time. He was eager to show her what he'd gotten at the grocery story the other day, that for which he'd endured an entire evening of raised eyebrows, sniggers, and off-color jokes. Oneshot, BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Butterflies by jessistentialism reviews
Starfire gets a brief lesson on the the Earthly notions of kissing and butterflies, and in teaching her, Beast Boy and Raven learn quite a bit about romance. (Unrepentant fluff that grows into something a little more eloquent at the end. One-shot. Photo credit to Gretlusky, AKA my favorite fanartist ever.)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Funny by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
Raven was glaring. At an innocent. The girl they had just succeeded in saving. Puzzled, he glanced from her, to Beast Boy, back to her, to the girl, back to her...and suddenly, everything clicked. Raven/Cyborg friendship, BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Cyborg, Raven
A Little Like a Line Drive by Fuku-Chaaan reviews
Abe Takaya doesn't fall in love. Rather, he face plants into it like the true champion that he is. Not that he'll admit to that, or anything. Abe x Mihashi. Rated for language.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Ren M., T. Abe - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Titans Together by Caitastrophe8499 reviews
For nearly a year, the Titans have been split across the globe, putting together what the Brotherhood had nearly ripped apart. With the fighting almost at an end, can the Titans go back to the way they were? M for language and plot. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,236 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Paved Paradise by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven didn't instantly regain her age at The End of the fight against Trigon, but the most reclusive of the Teen Titans will be back to normal before anyone notices she's gone. Right? Unrepentant kid-fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
To Be a Saiyan by nneefa reviews
Base, Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3, and Super Saiyan 4. Chi-Chi tries to come to terms with the fact that her husband changes more than the weather.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Satisfaction Guaranteed by nneefa reviews
In which Goku learned that his wife can be not only pretty damn scary when she's pissed, but that she also, without a doubt, had one hell of a right hook.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Chi-Chi, Goku - Complete
No Accounting for Taste by Nameless Boast reviews
Master Roshi said it best: Saiyans certainly do pick the strangest wives. A few snapshots of our favorite warriors' unconventional relationships. *Vegeta/Bulma, Goku/Chichi, Gohan/Videl, Trunks/Goten*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Akai Ito by Morijun reviews
Hinata started talking to him because he caught her spying on Naruto. Sasuke didn't expect their interaction to go beyond that. But apparently, she had other ideas. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sasuke Oniichan by Khmerfujoshi reviews
After accidentally hitting Hinata with an experimental jutsu, Sakura was beyond horrified to find out who would have to take care of the seven-year old girl. And to make things worse, Sasuke doesn't seem to mind. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,451 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Faint Heart by forthright reviews
AU. Sometimes puppy love grows up, maturing into something steady and true. Kohaku has quietly admired his big sister's best friend since they were kids, but he's having trouble finding the courage to tell her so. Kohaku x Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,269 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kagome H., Kohaku
rocket science by Irradiance reviews
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seven Signs by Kryalla Orchid reviews
Winner Prize. A BBRae story Written for and Requested by Ravy-rah, winner of second place in the RobStar First Kiss Contest
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Of Sadists and Laptops by tastes-like-ciel reviews
"It's not so much that I want to see you naked. I just want to see you not drown."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Dodgeball by SilentSpeaker13 reviews
...or "Why You Should Never Bring the Dark Spirit Inhabiting Your Body to Gym Class". Pure unadulterated silliness. Rated for smacking ppl with dodgeballs? R/R, enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
H A R D C A N D Y by Chobi-Xianghua reviews
Mihashi loves and yet hates lollipops. Why is this you ask? Two words. Takaya Abe. Implied Abe X Mihashi.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ren M., T. Abe - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Call It What You Want by kiishou reviews
"Your first kiss is either really sweet or really intense"... is that how it goes? AbeMiha version \o/
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Basic by VickyVicarious reviews
It comes as a surprise, but Abe reconciles himself quickly to the facts: he likes Mihashi. Now, to take action. Abe/Mihashi slash.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 383 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Braceface by Rot-Chan reviews
Kabuto's master plan to make himself prettier than Orochimaru's precious Sasuke: braces. Sasuke endures a mouth full of metal to fix some crooked teeth...for seven and a half days? ::Sasuke crack/humor one-shot.::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 546 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Everything is perfect! by mychakk reviews
How strong is Goku's ki when he's happy? A post-Buu hopefully humorous drabble.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Very Awkward Stag Party by puellanerdii reviews
The victors take Peeta out for a night on the town. Hijinks ensue, some of them involving themed drinks. And strippers. Spoilers through the middle of Catching Fire. Warnings for raunchy humor, nudity, and senseless destruction of cake.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Obligatory Hot Spring Scene by Scribbler reviews
Subreality is a bizarre place after hours. The female cast of Yu-Gi-Oh have a conversation after filming one day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rebecca H., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
The Spy Who Henge'd Me by Sandataba reviews
A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Possibilities: AlxMei Short Fiction Collection by somuchpretty reviews
A collection of Al/Mei fan fics ranging from romance to friendship that I'm doing for a LiveJournal Challenge. Warning, there will be Manga spoliers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,101 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang
Seven Minutes In Heaven by AvocadoLove reviews
Pre-series. Fluff. Iruka attends his Chuunin graduation party, and ends up having his name drawn to play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" with Kakashi as his partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The End by Morien Alexander reviews
Abe knew it was the end because it couldn't possibly be the beginning. AbeMiha
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
The Aftermath of Seduction by Sandataba reviews
Sasuke is horrified at the consequences of kunoichi seduction missions, and their impact on his grand plan to revive his clan. Crackangst. No sex. No lemons. Kind of nauseating, actually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Less than Five Seconds by Jennifer Darknight reviews
It took less than five seconds to answer a phone, calling long distance from New York to Japan... Peachshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
The Tale of the Grim Reaper's Lover by miikka-xx reviews
She's the wife of the thief of lives and, sometimes, she wonders if there's room for anything else to steal; like her heart. SasuHina. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
The Fifth Story by clockwork starlight reviews
Apartment!AU. Story/floor vs story/fiction. You see what I did there? Also March 2010's DateMe challenge. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
He is in the Rising Sun by Comicbookfan reviews
He holds a sweet place in her memories. And she always remembers him. Mana/Atem, Vaseshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Atem, Mana - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6538 - Favs: 13,712 - Follows: 5,455 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Chopsticks by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Value of Our Eyes by Artemis1000 reviews
AU futurefic. SasuHina Sharingan and Byakugan don’t mix well. The villagers pity Hinata and Sasuke for the sacrifice they made for their love. They, however, know that their children are worth more than their eyes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Books, Falls and a Not So First Meeting by thebestIcan reviews
Sciezska takes a bit of a tumble, and meets the strangest of men... Rated K, chapter 8 posted. Edward and Alter-Sciezska drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Edward E., Sciezska
Felinity by Sandataba reviews
Perhaps, in some way, her outfit helped during the mission to get rid of the dirty, yellow-bellied rats of the criminal underworld. It was just annoying while she wore it in Konoha, though. Just a short bit of nothing for Halloween. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
To Make Uchiha Laugh by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Hinata is excited to be joining team 7 for a mission, only to find Naruto and Sakura won't be joining them. Kakashi, Sasuke, and Hinata head out together onto what she quickly deems to be the worst mission of her career. slight Hinata/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attractions by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are at Hogwarts for a mission but what about Kakashi? After all, Team Seven isn’t complete without their sensei...NaruSakuSasuKaka. Flirting abound.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One Man's Junk by Star of Airdrie reviews
Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cyborg - Complete
Filler by Arglefumph reviews
The Z Fighters try to make the Cell Games saga last as long as possible by putting in as much filler as they can.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Goku, Cell - Complete
Kismet by kidimpulse213 reviews
Takari. Sometimes, two people fall in love and never really stop. Part 4 of 7. Even if Hikari was no longer there, no longer with him, no longer beside him, he still feels her and the way she painted him into an entirely different color.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K.
Sensing a Shadow by Scribbler reviews
Something shadowy is stalking Yuugi, but he can't for the life of him understand what it is ...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Lost in Translation by pikajay reviews
HP x Nar What if the translation spell wasn't as reliable as we thought? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
A Little Connection by The Violent Tomboy reviews
The contents of their shopping baskets were eerily similar, except that only Haruhi's had instant coffee.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kagome H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 921 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric by Miss Woodford reviews
Crossover of FMA with House. Why? Because you asked for it! The long awaited sequel arrives as House makes Wilson do Mustang's physical. Rated for strong language, a naked Colonel and burning hair. Oh yes, it's total crack. No redeeming features at all!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Edward E., G. House - Complete
Extemporaneous by tofu-melon reviews
/AbeMiha/ “M-may I speak to Takaya-kun, please?”
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2008 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
You Know What You Have To Do by fleacollar999 reviews
Hinata was jumping from tree to tree; her cheeks were flushed and her breath short. She had just escaped from one attack and didn't want to face another, though she was sure it was coming. ONESHOT sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Normal by Hydok reviews
He wasn't much to look at, a loner with a death glare... Oneshot xover with Fullmetal Alchemist
Crossover - Teen Titans & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Individuals by SerenityFrogLuvr3 reviews
Just a little rant on T.K's part about how he and his brother are different. Kinda interesting, and funny at times. It's a list too, so it's a quick and easy read.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Takeru T./TK, Yamato I./Matt
Such A Flirt by Miss Woodford reviews
In spring, a young person's fancy turns to thoughts of love. Except Edward Elric who just wants to go home. But first he's going to take a crash course in Flirting 101. Post series, animeverse. Rated for silly fluffiness and mention of breasts. Re-edited!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
School Daze by Firebird reviews
Alfons clues Ed in on a few things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
To Walk a Common Road by FullMetal Edward reviews
Ed isn't as alone as he sometimes thinks he is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Reality in a Dream by Mirra Mirra reviews
The setting remained the same in Van’s dreams, though now it seemed distastefully one-dimensional.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hitomi K., Van F. - Complete
Lifespan by Titan6 reviews
Kenta has a question to ask Karin. He's not normally this direct. Takes place after the end of the Karin anime.
Karin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
As If by Mirra Mirra reviews
Van noticed that Hitomi had a habit of either being the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time, or being the exact right person in the right place at a freakishly perfect moment.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Van F., Hitomi K. - Complete
Christmas 1923 by Took-Baggins reviews
Edward wandered alone one Christmas Eve. The silent street felt a world apart from the festive season.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Another Story by emilyjm reviews
Sasuke has successfully managed to get himself engaged to Hinata, but that doesn't mean she loves him. He still has two years until they have to get married though...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,155 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suitors by parma-violets reviews
Touya thinks it’s high time Sakura made some new friends. His plan backfires when Sakura decides to take refuge in Syaoran’s bed. SxS fic set PreTsubasa.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Just a Refllex by Shimi-chan reviews
He decided to test his theory. So, for purely scientific purposes, Sasuke slapped Hinata's bottom. Short Oneshot, SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Normal Conversation by umeboshi-girl reviews
Only Hinata could think Uchiha Sasuke was strange in comparison to Rock Lee. Oneshot gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuffy Noses by Meruhen Wind reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing Pretend by Creator-Chaos reviews
He'd pretended to be him before this was hardly any different. Maybe that's why it bothered him so much. WinryxRussel, onesided WinryxEd Rated for slight language and suggestion
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Russell T., Winry R. - Complete
Of Dolls and Manly Honor by Meruhen Wind reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made a promise to himself. Even if it took him forever and ever and ever, even IF it made his mommy mad, even if he died trying…he was going to get his dignity back. He had to find a way to get rid of those dolls. [Sasuke x Hinata oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura the Devil by Apelles reviews
Oneshot. Sakura enjoys teasing Syaoran while Fai and Kurogane are within earshot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Games by ride with the ROCKERS reviews
Light Yagami meets the Host Club. Death Note x Ouran Crackfic.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Light Y., Hikaru H. - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 561 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 766 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist: What's In a Name? by Arkhaine reviews
Shortish silly fic born from an amusing discussion with a friend of mine. What happens when Fuhrer Bradley gets stuck for inspiration?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Roy M., Führer Bradley - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Havoclicious by Jetsir reviews
A parody of Fergalicious about one of my favorite FMA characters, Jean Havoc! R&R please! I want to do a song parody about Fuery, so if anyone has suggestions please tell me. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Jean H. - Complete
Sugar Means Sweet by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoGai, AnkoGaiKakashi] 'It was Anko's twentyfirst birthday party and she planned to kiss every unmarried guy in the room at least once.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Anko M., Gai M. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4049 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Simply Unspoken by Tea's reviews
Hanabi hated his confident grins, the loud and obnoxious way that he talked. Yet, still, she watched him quietly from the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hanabi H., Kiba I. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Gift by Sabishiioni reviews
Ed's final gift
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
One Last Time by GreedyGreed reviews
After all she had gone through, she was finally rewarded [Mangaverse, though it can be read by anime followers too]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Trisha E. - Complete
Superficial by Yellow Mask reviews
Oneshot, set after the series. Ed had been downright puzzled – how could Dante have thought he was in love with Rose? Slight drabblelike qualities, some Edwin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Accidental by Jennifer Darknight reviews
When it came to love, neither one of them knew how to do it right... Post CoS, EdXAlter!Sheska.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Edward E., Sciezska - Complete
Fairy Tale by Meruhen Wind reviews
12 year old ninja should never write their own fairy tales. If they do, mayhem will surely ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Neji Hyuuga: Matchmaker by emilyjm reviews
Slightly AU. SasuHina, NarSak, LeeTen, ShikaIno. The Hyuugas want to ship off Hinata to another village through marriage, and it's up to Neji to see that they don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Ed by That Anime Girl reviews
Letters to Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist! Featuring some Xovers, reader entries, and the ever increasing Brianna Sherman problem. Now with 80 percent more updates! Come join the fun!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 451 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Observation by emilyjm reviews
Sasuke watches the Hyuuga heiress for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cat Chat by Miss Woodford reviews
Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Never Mind Me by watercircle reviews
Syaoran is the ghost of a young boy who haunts the Kinomoto family's new home. When Syaoran discovers that Sakura is in for a terrible fate, he agrees to a sacrifice to protect her. But he doesn't realize what he's really given up...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,155 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Granny's Watching by Thrills and Frills reviews
After hearing about the late night activities of a customer’s daughter, Pinako becomes slightly paranoid about Edward and Winry. Is there something going on or is she imagining it all? EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Warmer by mmmslash reviews
Sheska was cold. EdSheska
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Edward E., Sciezska - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 922 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Splinter by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu reviews
Getting Sasuke back to Konoha isn't the problem. It's keeping him there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Correction by Resmiranda reviews
[SessRin] Reset, record, rewind. You can always get it right next time. [Dark] [one-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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A Long Time Coming reviews
An act of kindness created an unlikely friendship between Kakashi Hatake and Hinata Hyuuga. A year's worth of pining and longing led to more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi Hatake: Romance Author reviews
Dissatisfied with Icha Icha Paradise's final installment, Kakashi pens his own romance novel. With zero creative ideas, he has to turn to the Rookie 12 and other people in his life for inspiration. What Kakashi wasn't expecting was the novel becoming a series and the series becoming a massive hit. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/29 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Twice Bitten, Once Shy reviews
Sasuke and Hinata bond over the scars they've acquired throughout their battles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 4/20 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Drink, Kiss, Fall in Love reviews
Sasuke goes on a self-destructive bender and has an unexpected confrontation with his childhood crush, Hinata Hyuuga. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm reviews
Each time Hinata confessed her feelings to Naruto, she felt a growing appreciation for his best friend, Sasuke. AU. Crack ships.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Meet Cute reviews
Ino and Shikamaru manage to have the grossest meet cute in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Return to Sender reviews
Hinata sends a (half) naked photo of herself to the wrong person. Anxiety and embarrassment ensues. Thank goodness there's Sai to alleviate the tension. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tangled reviews
When Team 7 and Team 8 are stuck waiting for their instructors to show up, Sasuke notes that he's in the most complicated love polygon that a twelve year old could possibly be involved in. Subtle hints of Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Leather Pants reviews
"So you developed your look out of pain alleviation and a bargain on pants?" "I don't know how to hem pants, okay? And it's hard to find ones that fit when you're apparently the shortest man in Japan. Plus," he mumbled quietly, refusing to look at anything besides the wall. "I think I look good in them". Slight hints of romance.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M. - Complete
Kiss and Tell reviews
After an embarrassing reveal and a not-so convincing excuse, Hinata is mortified that she and Sasuke were caught making out in Naruto's bathroom. Luckily for her, Sakura, Tenten, and Ino are there to cheer her up by sharing their own embarrassing romantic/sexual encounters. But mostly Ino. Mild SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Serendipity reviews
AU. It didn't take one mishap but several before Sasuke and Hinata realized they had embarrassing, not to mention borderline hazardous, effects on each other's lives. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pregnancy Scare reviews
In which Chi-Chi has an announcement and Gohan wonders how his dad gets it in.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Adventures in Panty Raiding reviews
Sequel to: "Yearbook Signings". What once was a harmless sleepover turns into a panty raid with Hinata looking to claim the prize. What happens when the shy Hyuuga wants to get Naruto's attention but gets Sasuke instead?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
If I Wasn't a Ninja reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
A Simple Question reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Fortunes reviews
Hinata's developed a horrible accent and is pretending to be a fortune teller, Hanabi is kissing strangers and Sasuke's at a carnival? What is in store? Jerks, laughter and most importantly, love. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad PickUp Lines reviews
Magical terms and expressions become the inspiration for some of the most scandalous pick-up lines circulating around Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yearbook Signings reviews
The shy Hyuuga heiress found herself in a troubling dilemma: attempting to write something to her dream man AND his best friend. But the weird part was, she was having greater difficulty writing to Sasuke than Naruto. The story before "Adventures in Panty Raiding".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Why Me? reviews
One day, Sasuke wondered why he was the only guy to be chased by fangirls so he took some time off to analyze the dating potential of the male members from the Rookie Nine and Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Decision reviews
“Seasons change and so do the people. No life is meant to live for an eternity.” Sakura finally understood those words as she was choosing the next Cardcaptor.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sakura K. - Complete
Stupidity reviews
Sometimes Edward couldn’t decide if Alphonse was just naïve or stupid. He would never admit to these particular thoughts to his brother after everything they’ve been through in the past but Al had the tendency to give him reasons to wonder.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
His Reasons reviews
There was a reason why only male members of the Niwa family could be a Phantom Thief.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Dark M. - Complete
L's Crazy Rant reviews
When people tune into L's crazy rant in episode 2 at the wrong time, you just don't know what to expect when a letter from the alphabet tries to convince you to kill it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - L - Complete
Inside the Gate reviews
The P.O.V of one of the beings inside the gate and what happened when someone finally entered.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Wrath - Complete
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