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Joined 11-10-06, id: 1163487, Profile Updated: 11-16-09
Author has written 6 stories for A Separate Peace, Twilight, Team Fortress 2, Silmarillion, and Metalocalypse.

You need not know my name. You may call me Scout.

Favorite Authors: John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Stephen King, Tamara Pierce, and Robert Asprin

Age: None of your business. Good Day, sir!

Favorite color: Dark purple

Favorite quote: “But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travelers notoriously false?"

Favorite movies: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Silence of the Lambs, 300, any James Bond movie, almost any horror movie, Smokin Aces, and, bizarrely, James and the Giant Peach.

Favorite bands: Rammstein, Slipknot, Disturbed, The Orthodox Celts, Korn, Godsmack, Thousand Foot Krutch, Trapt, Staind, Evanescence, and Breaking Benjamin

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sketching, trying and failing to play Team Fortress 2

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Vengeance for the Innocent by Wife of Jason Voorhees reviews
Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 122,874 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Jason V.
Harry Potter and the Wizard's Oath by Forestwytch reviews
Summer before 3rd Year, Harry is stuck at Privet Drive with his abusive relatives. His battle to stay sane is interupted by the arrival of the Potion's Master. Rated M for mature content child abuse/non con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,029 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Sweetest Torture by Naruillin14 reviews
A coincidental meeting with Thomas and family proves to be a life-changing event for Kelly Hart. "These people must be the most hospitable abductors ever!" Rated M for graphic gore, coarse language, and perhaps later chapters in general. R&R, no flames.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,805 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008
Goodnight, Moon by Dragonflysoul reviews
Leaning further into each other, they stood their ground. It was how they had survived every storm they've ever weathered. It was how they would survive this one too. *Tissue warning!* Angst, Humor H/C, Drama, De-aged Sam, AwesomeBigBrotherDean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. First attempt at Halloween! MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 100k views! Thank you so much!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Gwyn by lyra heart reviews
For Gwyn, staying in the abandoned cabins of camp Crystal Lake was a bad idea. Feeling sympathy for the infamous Jason Voorhees was really bad. Him caring about her was really really bad. Getting captured by him worse. To start to have feelings for him?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,454 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Stille Nacht by DeborahKLA reviews
Hans Landa and Dieter Hellstrom spend Christmas Eve together--and end up revealing their darkest needs...
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - H. Landa, D. Hellstrom - Complete
Zorn der Teufel by HellzCrusader reviews
The Nazis feared the Basterds because they were Jews, and they fought back. The Nazis feared Sgt. Stiglitz because he was a man with nothing left to live for, but his hatred of them.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hugo S., Donny D.
A Metal Bat and Fast Reflexes by ColonelCrawfish reviews
Basically, this will be TF2 from the point of view of the Scout. I know this sounds cliche, but just hear me out. It will be a series of one shots, some stringing together over a span of chapters. I really hope you enjoy! Rated M for Violence, and cussing
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Scout
The Surreal Life: Horror Edition by Druid Sorceress reviews
What would happen if Freddy and a whole mess of our favorite horror movie characters are put on the Surreal Life? What wacky antics will they get up to? Don't touch that dial, only one way to find out! UPDATED! Please read!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
Urban Legends by AutobotGirl6 reviews
The Autobots & Decepticons decide to explore differnet Urban Legends that have accumaulated through human history. Who knows what scary and funny things they will find? Bloody Mary, The Death Car, and more legends shall be revealed by our favorite robots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
What If? by cheetana reviews
What if Jason Voorhees hadn't drowned? What if Pamela Voorhees had moved to Springwood with Jason? What would Freddy Krueger do when presented with an autistic, frightened, vulnerable boy? Warning; AU & Slash
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
When The Man In White Sleeps by maddnes reviews
The men in blue bring Mikey a toy. "It was only just before her eyes lost focus that her gaze flicked to the figure just behind the large man in white, silently observing through holes in a paper mask." SxRpDg Hope to get reviews!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008
ExKlok by farcryfromlove reviews
A story of what happens when Dethklok's CFO discovers a long lost personal tie.....
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Band's Best Friend by sillynekorobs reviews
A seemingly ordinary accident at Mordhaus leaves Toki distraught. Is there anything Skwisgaar can do to make him feel better, without making it look like he cares?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
A Deadly Game by BonitaChic reviews
"I trembled with fear as I realized the possibilities of how he could violate me for his sick game. All of my bravery was gone. I was weak and human and finally as scared as I should have been all along." **REWRITING THE PLOT! Updates on chapters 3-10**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,209 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - James, Bella
For Love or Murder by Returning Moon reviews
Freddy, Jason, Chucky, the whole gang are playing the game For Love or Money. But the competition heats up as they compete for the lucky dame or the prize Killings! Please R&R!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
His Reflection by sarafyna reviews
Nine year old Harry discovers Metamorphagus abilities after a certain haircut. What will happen after he accidentally apparates himself to Snape Manor, looking nothing like Harry Potter, the Boy who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
How To Survive A Horror Movie by DethRose reviews
This is a list of do's, don'ts and whatevers you need to know to survive a horror movie. Now with more suggestiony goodness. UPDATED! Seriously though. Those who don't follow these simple rules are dead if they ever go into a horror movie. UPDATED!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
Sons of Norway by Lady-Bloodrose reviews
When One of their own is attacked how will DethKlok react
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Toki W.
Hell's Nightmares by Miss Dark And Twisted reviews
**Hellraiser/NOES crossover** Defeated and furious, Freddy Krueger is stuck in Hell. There, he meets the Cenobites, who are in the same situation. They decide to strike a bargain to get what they want, the two girls who caused their downfalls...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Pet Care for Dummies by LadyKayoss reviews
A prequel to How Do I Love Thee... in which the tentacles find themselves at a loss for how to care for their human host. So they get help from a book...
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006
Gisbornes Gift by Lady-Gizzy reviews
Vasey gives Gisborne a gift six months after Guy has killed Marian. Guy/OC. THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON, IT CONTAINS RAPE ABUSE ETC.ETC, THE LAST THING I NEED IS CRANKY PARENTS! PLEASE ONLY READ IF YOU ARE NOT OFFENED BY SUCH THINGS. THANK YOU! 18
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Faces of Evil by Jenna Von Cannon reviews
The Joker has his eye on someone he believes will help him out in any situation. *I suck at summaries.* Dark Knight Spoilers. Joker/OC and others. *Drug use, violence, language, sexual situations. Enjoy D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,673 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Shattered by Sherlock's Sparrow reviews
Gisbourne's deepest secret, is also one of his greatest desires. And hatreds. M for adult content UPDATE: Ch.7
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
Want, Take, Have by silentred reviews
One summer trip. Five friends. One detour. And one girl who will learn that what Thomas wants, Thomas gets. Original Characters.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Bad Touch by reine Seele reviews
Freddy vs. Jason era, Jasoncentric. Running can only take a girl so far before she has to fight back. Though I'm not exactly sure this is what you would call fighting...more like wrestling...or just sex, y'know. COMPLETE,Language,MF,MC,Nec,Oneshot,PWP
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Going, Gone by Sionnain reviews
They both know she won't stay, but sometimes it's nice to pretend. HarleyXIvy, references to HarleyXJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Always Watching by tatterdemalion reviews
Little snapshots of Goggle's past. Why? Because I think Goggle is nifty. This is not a very exciting summary, but I've nothing left to say...
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
The Other Guy by theearth reviews
Guy is captured by Robin's men. After a blow to his head he suffers from amnesia. He has time to think about himself and Marian relises that there is more to Guy than the Sheriff's cruel lieutenant. Robin is not happy about it.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Smokin' Aces: Three Tremors by Codyfancypants reviews
[Smokin' Aces] The kamikaze, psyco, skinhead, hitmen The Tremor Brothers, reign havok and destruction before thier long overdue death at the Nomad Casino. !MATURE! Violence and language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007
Confused in Another Sense by Zeratul Luke reviews
Chapter 1 of the Chronicles Webcomica.
Dominic Deegan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006
Inside the Slasher Studio by Universal Queen reviews
Join Soledad Ramierez, a plucky slasher fan turned chatshow host, as she conducts sitdown interviews with famous monsters, slasher villains and various others from slasher flick history! Episode One: If Michael Myers Could Talk... Reviews welcome.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Erotica by Sionnain reviews
There are many ways of viewing modern art, some more effective than others. Set in my Ideologyverse. One shot, MagnetoXRogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Bed Head by AngelofSnow reviews
A typical day in the life of our favorite couple. MagnetoXRogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Rogue - Complete
Miserere Mei by Sionnain reviews
Rogue's transgression leads to a much needed conversation. Completed oneshot in my Ideology verse. RogueXMagneto. Please be aware there are d s elements to this. Don't read if such offends you.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Temperamental by Sionnain reviews
Magneto learns that when you've tried to kill someone, they don't find you nearly as scary when you're in a temper. MagnetoXRogue, set in my Ideologyverse. Written for the Demented Allure Anger prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Anything for You by Sionnain reviews
Magneto returns, and Rogue has missed him. A MagnetoXRogue story based in my Ideology universe. One shot, complete.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Genuine Chinese Artifacts! by Sionnain reviews
Sometimes eating dinner out of a vending machine isn't that bad of an idea, after all. Humor!fic set in my Ideologyverse. Implied RogueXMagneto, PyroXGambit.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Stolen by A. Meril reviews
Dark AU ficlet. Galadriel watches the ruin of her world. Warning: dark imagery and character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Galadriel, Sauron - Complete
Binding Ties by Sionnain reviews
The ties that bind are sometimes harsh. Magneto&Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Erik L./Magneto, Rogue
How Marcus Flints Failed His NEWTs by redcandle reviews
Terrence Higgs vows revenge on Marcus after being thrown off the Slytherin Quidditch team.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Marcus F. - Complete
A Nightmare in Paradise by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy in a speedo. Enough said.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Ten Thousand Candles by Andraste reviews
Charles Xavier lights three candles every Sunday morning. X2 reaction fanfic, including major spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Brief Encounter by tanith2 reviews
Happens after Imhotep takes Evy from the market square in the Mummy
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Evelyn C., Imhotep
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Open the Gate reviews
Morgoth has been trapped in the void for countless aeons-and now he is released by the power of...metal? Brutal.
Crossover - Silmarillion & Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Morgoth, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Fire and Song reviews
In the forges of the Hells of Iron, Sauron sings.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sauron, Morgoth - Complete
Medic's Journal reviews
This is just a brief insight into the mind of the Medic. I hope you guys enjoy it; there may or may not be more in the future, depending on if my muse cooperates.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Medic
Insights reviews
I have had Team Fortress Two fanfiction bouncing around in my head for several days now. These three stories are about Spy, Pyro, and Scout, in that order. I hope you all enjoy them. Also, in the last story, I am assuming RED Spy is BLU Scout's father.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Spy, Pyro
Run reviews
James' thoughts on one of his hunts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - James - Complete
A Leper's Thoughts reviews
What was Leper thinking when Finny fell out of the tree?
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete