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Joined 11-11-06, id: 1164029, Profile Updated: 06-22-08
Author has written 26 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Kung Fu Panda.

Bah weep grah nah weep ni-ni bon! For those of you who just felt your brain implode, it is the Transformers universal greeting!

Beautiful art for Pleasure's All Mine made by the super amazing EveQueen! You can see the full-sized version at http://EveQueen.deviantart.com/art/SidewaysxStar-For-Ben10-81480543

My BFFL in real life is a Star Wars nerd. She's got the sweetest profile that Blitzwing's ever seen, and he commands you, by the power of the twinkie(If you get this I know you are on dA), to visit her profile at

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1556724/Jedi_Master_Gigi

Upcoming fics:

1) Catalyst : The twins have gotten themselves slagged for the last time, but when Ratchet discovers a box meant for him as a gift from the twins, well, in short, all hell breaks loose!

2) Untitled: Sparkplug/Starscream. Need I say more?

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile please.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then out this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 per cent of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part part of the 8 per cent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this onto your profile.

Large transforming robots will take over the world and either make peace or inslave us. If you believe in this scenario or another one just like this, copy and paste this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, please copy this onto your profile.

If you think the world governments should make peace and not war, then copy this onto your profile.

If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this onto your profile.

Read What's Under This!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Comments on the above:

Ratchet: Humans do that?!

Wheeljack: Apparently so...

Prime: But what if they were in danger of dying!

Siders: This is why we don't like humans, right Sunny?

Sunny: Right, Sides!

Starscream: For once, Autobot scum, we are in complete agreement!

Merk: Not all people are bad!

Cons: SUUUUUURE.

Dirge: Just like how North Carolina is a real state.

Merk: Uh, Dirge, that is a real state.

Dirge: Oh...

This One, Too!!

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Merk: I actually have something to say about this. I'm a child of an abusive family, too, but what's so bad about it is that it wasn't my parents. We were going through a financially tough time and my aunt volunteered to babysit me on weekdays. So I'd take the bus home from school (5 yrs old - 11 yrs old) and stay at her house until my parents could come and get me. Also, during the summer, I had to stay there all day because both my parents worked. I had to protect my sisters, both younger than me, from her as well, which usually got me landed with slaps, which later became mere scolding because that was all it took to get me to feel lower than shit. The worst part was whenever my parents could draw the stories from me, mom always looked like she was ready to cry and dad just started growling. He'd be real edgy and sometimes lash out at me and hurt me, but at least he'd always apologize. I actually got to the point where I'd discuss with my sisters how I was going to kill myself. Then, finally, I snapped. I was eleven years old. My parents had left me at home on summer vacation and wouldn't be back for a few days. My aunt was going to pick me up, she already had my sisters with her. She lives about a three minute drive from our house. I didn't want to go to the beach, so I packed a few things and tried to run away. My aunt found me hiding in a driveway about seven miles away nearly ten hours later. I've never been so upset in all my life. She dragged us to the beach, the whole time ranting, talking about how I was an ungrateful bitch and much not love her or even like her to do what I did, making me look like the bad guy. After that, my parents started trusting me to watch over my sisters so we wouldn't have to be near her. That, and they know I won't run away with my sisters. If you want to, you can tell my story too, but it's still being written. To this day I am afraid of her, I flinch whenever my dad makes sudden motions or comes too close, I can barely control my emotions. This is what abuse does. It's not glamorous. It's not something to be proud of. It's scary and it's real and it can even lead to suicide, which I have come so close to, it's not even funny. I've cut myself, and got addicted, but with the help of my friends I managed to over come it. I know how cliche this is, but friends are the greatest gift you will ever have, so don't neglect them. That's all I gots ta say.

Info:

Name: None your damn business! But if you wanna call me sumfin, I'll go fer Merk.

Age: 14

Sex: Only if it's Sides AND Sunny, um, I mean, lady, girl, female, femme, me!

Email: I wish!

Favorite?

Hobby: drawing, writing, and photography

Movie: TRANSFORMERS!! (by Michael Bay)

TV Show: Transformers GEE WUN!!

Color: foot

Transformers Character: Ratchet, Sunny, or Sides! I just love the relationship between those three! Go Ratch! Hit 'em again! Throw the wrench!

Pick One-

JazzxProwl/ProwlxRatchet/JazzxRatchet - O.o Can't it be a threesome?!

TF: G1/Cybertron/Energon/Armada/Animated - G1, baby!

Pepsi/Coke - Pepsi, cuz I'm a PEEMP!

Dog/Cat - Cats. I love dogs, but cats have less tendency to piss in my bed.

Heroes: Optimus Prime, Ratchet, all those who were part of 9-11 and other tragedies, Jazz, Perceptor, and Wheeljack. May have more up soon

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Furious by Peter the Muggle reviews
Oneshot series. The Five and Po when they're not saving the Valley from crazy snow-leopards. New one-shot, Chapter 12: Song has little chat with Viper regarding a certain panda master.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,902 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008
Very early, even by ChestnutBrumby reviews
Movieverse V for Vendetta. Yes, another V Lives fic. A few early flashbacks to V and Evey's early life together before everything blew up... what happened afterwards, and a hint at what the future might hold. Complete!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Warriors of the Heart: Drabbles by hollyberry29 reviews
Kung Fu Panda drabbles, Shifu/Po centric. Contains yaoi, M/M, whatever you want to call it. Don't like, don't read!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Po, Shifu
Elegant, Graceful, and Clumsy by Kippis05 reviews
A collection of short stories about Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Po, Tigress
The Knight and his Angel by Jedi Master Gigi reviews
What if she said yes. My version of what would happen if Padme went with Anakin. The Galaxy far far away is in for a few big changes
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,939 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
Love Struck Snow Leopard : Moments with Po by Sindalstar reviews
Some short stories regarding Tai Lung/Po. Its M/M people, if you don't like it, don't read it, as simple as that. Its fluffy and humerus at times. Half Squeal to my other story
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Tai Lung, Po
Medical help by Predsfan reviews
CRANE X VIPER. When Viper bites Crane and he gets Poisoned. Can Viper raise him back to good health? R&R day 4 is up.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Crane, Viper
What It Means To Be Human by chivalry-is-dead reviews
Based After Movie A GMC Topkick kills a family, leaving a girl scarred for life after seeing her parents die then her sister in the after explosion. Can a battlehardened warrior who has an obsession for cannons help her out? Thinking IronhideXOC...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,995 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ironhide
101 things Tai Lung May Not Do by FalconMage reviews
101 Things that Tai Lung may not do when he is in the Jade Palace and the valley of peace. I was bored in a barber shop. So, I grabbed a paper and this was what I got after reading some random stuffs I found on the web. Continued with request: Chapter 4
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Tai Lung
Roses by Hides His Eyes reviews
A young canine named Suri wakes to find his home destroyed and his family dead. He must know find a home at the Jade Palace and reassemble his life. SuriXShifu Slash in later chpt. PoXCrane is being mapped out too.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Shifu
Born To Run by EvilBlackBunny reviews
Roxy left Arizona with Optimus to rejoin the Autobots. But Roxy has a secret that no one sees coming. How far will she go to keep it? And, can love really conquer all? OPxOC COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,624 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Becoming by Cyndi reviews
It was better than anything he'd ever dreamed in his eons of solitude. .o. SLASH UnicronxStarscream, Armada, Ambrosiaverse. .o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Unicron, Starscream - Complete
That's Why They Call It the Present by Luna Goldsun reviews
The road to redemption is a difficult one to follow. Everyone has their own struggles to overcome, even the Dragon Warrior himself, and some, like Tai Lung, need all the help they can get. How they will overcome is anyone's guess.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,355 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Tai Lung, Po - Complete
Of Tears and Sacredness by Awerewolf reviews
Po has been living in the Jade Palace for a while when strange things begin to happen. Tigress is loosing her sleep and the Dragon Warrior is not the same anymore… but why? Po/Tigress friendship, not romance. Complete.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Po, Tigress - Complete
The Golden Mountain by Awerewolf reviews
After the final battle, Tai Lung would rather die defending his honor than return to prison, but Po had a plan to guide him on a road to redemption, no matter how many twists it takes. Po/Tai Lung Friendship, no slash. Complete.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Po, Tai Lung - Complete
Shifu Shuffle by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
A fic that is not about dorky dancing, nor Master Shifu doing a dorky dance. For the 10-song shuffle challenge started by Mrs. Mercury Megatron. Shifu/Tigress. Rated for safety.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
Too Proud To say by FanFactor reviews
Tigress as of late has been picking on po Lately...the others including po are wondering why?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Po, Tigress
Love Struck SNow Leopard, Homecoming by Sindalstar reviews
The Prequil to my drabbles. Rated M for sex, M/M sex. Get over it
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Po, Tai Lung - Complete
A Craving for Discipline by Chibi Renamon reviews
Shifu corrects Tigress's stance, much to her delight... A short Shifu x Tigress one-shot, somewhat on the kinky side.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
The Love of a Leopard by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
Yea, basically, it's a love story for our favorite feline villain. Let's say that he survived the fight between him and Po, he flees, and this is what happenes afterward. Enjoy it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tai Lung - Complete
Kung fu Internet by Predsfan reviews
The internet comes to china and everyone loves it.The last chapter is up Review it plz and tell me what you think.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
A Basket Of Love by Ngoc Chau reviews
AU. This is at the scene where Sally brings Jack the basket of stuff. This is where, what if she didn't run? Please R&R
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2008
Tigress of the Orient by RockDiva reviews
There was a story Tigress wasn't telling. She kept it behind her mighty prowess, unwilling to show it to anyone." It's been almost two months since Tigress bowed in honor towards Po and things are inexplicably getting rough again between them. Slight ship
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tigress, Po
everyone's afraid of something by lifeless girl reviews
Tigress says that she's not afraid of anything. Po doesn't buy it. will he figure out what she's afraid of. just something that popped into my head.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Nothing left to lose by EvilBlackBunny reviews
AU Oneshot: What if the Autobots had landed years instead of minutes before meeting Sam? What if they had landed in Oregon by mistake?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Beginning by The ultimate Anti-Christ reviews
It's back up! Sorry for the inconvience. Slash KingxLightning. High Teen! ...After the race King and Lightning realize their feelings for each other.
Cars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2006
Sonnet XLVIII by LSR-7 reviews
Enjoying the softer side of things after such harsh reality, Evey and V live to take the next step.VEV Yes, another V survives story.Movieverse, possible influences from Comicverse.Spoilers.Not poetry, Please RR! Prequel to Minotaur
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,279 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
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Animadverto Licentia reviews
One child, parentless: 0 on Master Card, Three kings journeying from icy Mongolia: 2,346 on Master Card, One blind nanny with the hots for one of your students: 0 on Master Card, The perfect Christmas: Priceless
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Shifu
Phobia reviews
Everyone's afraid of something, be it heights, the dark, or small spaces, but what frightens the strongest and most powerful warriors in all of China? Let's find out. WARNING! NON SLASH PAIRINGS!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Mixed Nuts reviews
A bunch of totally unrelated stories that I must be nuts to write.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Amazing Accomplishment reviews
SEQUEL TO MM. Love. Death. Memory. Life. There are seperators, boundaries, between each of these, but what happens when love means being willing to lose, willing to die, willing to give everything? Do we really want to know? Are we ready?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Po, Tai Lung - Complete
Truth in Punishment reviews
They say the beginning is a good place to start, I wouldn’t know, I’ve never written more than reports. I don’t like reports, there's no soul in them. I like writing with a soul. It holds truth that few recognize. For me, it hold the truth of punishment.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Commander Vachir - Complete
Fluffy Friday reviews
This is for Awerewolf, who is sick and who I'm really, really worried about! I hope this helps you get better!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Po, Tai Lung - Complete
Not Sorry reviews
Why? Why would he do that? I don't understand. I'm sorry. Po/Tigress onesided , Toogway M for suicide, character death, disturbing images
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Ask the Furious Five reviews
Complete! But feel free to browse the questions and visit the last chapter for theme songs!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Paternal Irony reviews
I always wondered what it would be like, standing atop a whispy cumulous cloud as you are engulfed by a deadly thunderhead. I never thought I'd find out like this. Ironic, isn't it? Now with added an Po chapter!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Tai Lung, Shifu - Complete
10 Typos for Awerewolf reviews
Gift for the nicest, awesomest beta ever, and if you read it and feel up to the challenge, go for it! Each of the typos will be expanded on, so don't worry of you don't totally understand some of them! Contest in last chapter!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Po, Tai Lung
A Lovely Present reviews
It was so perfect. Sure, maybe they hadn't gone all the way, yet, but he could wait. He knew, sooner or later, it would happen, and that was good enough for him. Too bad he didn't get a choice in the matter. M/M, rated M for safety. Thanks, Awerewolf!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Po, Oogway - Complete
Magnificent Mistake: Uncut Version reviews
Starts out the same as the last, but what do you do after years of hearing how you're not good enough? How far will he go to make himself as beautiful as the one he loves. What will happen when he discovers his love's shameful secret? Read and review!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,489 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Po, Crane - Complete
Do You Remember Our Love? reviews
When it rains, will you remember me? On the golden plains of Nirvana, will you remember me? Whenever you hear a song, will you remember me? Because I will remember you.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Oogway - Complete
Sweet Little Bumblebee reviews
G1: Warning! New bonds can lead to the desire to try nes and stupid things, such as molesting your mate on national television! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Done for Trailsmaagirl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Magnificent Mistake reviews
Slash! What happens to the Dragon Warrior after the final battle with Tai Lung? Why does Tigress eat so little? Where does Crane stand in all of this? Our favorite Panda Warrior is about to find out! M for safety
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Po, Crane - Complete
Tasting The Rainbow reviews
G1: Complete and utter crack. Warning! Slash and insanity! This could rot your brain!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The Trouble With Bonding reviews
2007: Nanites are a major problem, especially when Megatron, Optimus, AND Trent are involved. A premonition? A dream? A memory? What was it? WARNING! GORE VIOLENCE SLASH AND DEATH kinda
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Catalyst reviews
G1: They were the bane of his existence, but when fate decides to take them away, what will he do? Can one little box help bring him the joy he needs? Story will probably be changed constantly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Captive
2007: What happens when you are captured by your brother? Smut and threesomes, that's what! I suck at summaries, so you'll just have to read this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Cybertronian Reproduction Rant reviews
Where do Transformers come from? My take on the whole 'the talk' for Transformers. Applicable to all continuities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
How to Show You My Love reviews
G1: Strength. What is it? The ability to control your emotions? Or something more? When his illustrious leader is injured, one mech will learn the true meaning of strength. Slash! Some graphic material gore? kinda.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
I'll Never Let You Go reviews
Armada: Sequel to Pleasure's All Mine: WARNING! Slash, rape, possessiveness, spark sex! He got the call to tutor a comrade, but when his training session turns into a nightmare can one mech heal his spark? SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Pleasure's All Mine reviews
Armada: Immortality. What is it? What does it do to a being? After billions of eons, what is there left to feel but pain and sorrow? One mech is about to discover that there is so much more to be felt. Slash and almost rape!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Rhythm of Creation reviews
Armada: Read the Ambrosia series before you read this! In the dark many things become distorted, many fears arise, and you may even see some ghosts from your past, but when those ghosts cause you to hurt you lover, what do you do? Rape and spark scars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Forever Yours reviews
G1: He awoke after four million years, remembering his spark's companion, his beautiful, betrothed lover. Now if only he could FIND him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Moving On reviews
After the battle in the beginning of TF:TM 80's , Soundwave takes Megatron to a place of safety and samctuary for some much-needed repairs, but what happens when tragedy strikes, leaving Soundwave stranded in a unfamiliar world? AU. Slash. 1st attempt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
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