Author has written 26 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Kung Fu Panda.
Bah weep grah nah weep ni-ni bon! For those of you who just felt your brain implode, it is the Transformers universal greeting!
Beautiful art for Pleasure's All Mine made by the super amazing EveQueen! You can see the full-sized version at
My BFFL in real life is a Star Wars nerd. She's got the sweetest profile that Blitzwing's ever seen, and he commands you, by the power of the twinkie(If you get this I know you are on dA), to visit her profile at
1) Catalyst : The twins have gotten themselves slagged for the last time, but when Ratchet discovers a box meant for him as a gift from the twins, well, in short, all hell breaks loose!
2) Untitled: Sparkplug/Starscream. Need I say more?
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile please.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then out this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have run into a door, copy this into your profile.
92 per cent of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part part of the 8 per cent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this onto your profile.
Large transforming robots will take over the world and either make peace or inslave us. If you believe in this scenario or another one just like this, copy and paste this into your profile.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, please copy this onto your profile.
If you think the world governments should make peace and not war, then copy this onto your profile.
If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this onto your profile.
Read What's Under This!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Comments on the above:
Ratchet: Humans do that?!
Wheeljack: Apparently so...
Prime: But what if they were in danger of dying!
Siders: This is why we don't like humans, right Sunny?
Sunny: Right, Sides!
Starscream: For once, Autobot scum, we are in complete agreement!
Merk: Not all people are bad!
Dirge: Just like how North Carolina is a real state.
Merk: Uh, Dirge, that is a real state.
This One, Too!!
This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Merk: I actually have something to say about this. I'm a child of an abusive family, too, but what's so bad about it is that it wasn't my parents. We were going through a financially tough time and my aunt volunteered to babysit me on weekdays. So I'd take the bus home from school (5 yrs old - 11 yrs old) and stay at her house until my parents could come and get me. Also, during the summer, I had to stay there all day because both my parents worked. I had to protect my sisters, both younger than me, from her as well, which usually got me landed with slaps, which later became mere scolding because that was all it took to get me to feel lower than shit. The worst part was whenever my parents could draw the stories from me, mom always looked like she was ready to cry and dad just started growling. He'd be real edgy and sometimes lash out at me and hurt me, but at least he'd always apologize. I actually got to the point where I'd discuss with my sisters how I was going to kill myself. Then, finally, I snapped. I was eleven years old. My parents had left me at home on summer vacation and wouldn't be back for a few days. My aunt was going to pick me up, she already had my sisters with her. She lives about a three minute drive from our house. I didn't want to go to the beach, so I packed a few things and tried to run away. My aunt found me hiding in a driveway about seven miles away nearly ten hours later. I've never been so upset in all my life. She dragged us to the beach, the whole time ranting, talking about how I was an ungrateful bitch and much not love her or even like her to do what I did, making me look like the bad guy. After that, my parents started trusting me to watch over my sisters so we wouldn't have to be near her. That, and they know I won't run away with my sisters. If you want to, you can tell my story too, but it's still being written. To this day I am afraid of her, I flinch whenever my dad makes sudden motions or comes too close, I can barely control my emotions. This is what abuse does. It's not glamorous. It's not something to be proud of. It's scary and it's real and it can even lead to suicide, which I have come so close to, it's not even funny. I've cut myself, and got addicted, but with the help of my friends I managed to over come it. I know how cliche this is, but friends are the greatest gift you will ever have, so don't neglect them. That's all I gots ta say.
Name: None your damn business! But if you wanna call me sumfin, I'll go fer Merk.
Sex: Only if it's Sides AND Sunny, um, I mean, lady, girl, female, femme, me!
Email: I wish!
Hobby: drawing, writing, and photography
Movie: TRANSFORMERS!! (by Michael Bay)
TV Show: Transformers GEE WUN!!
Transformers Character: Ratchet, Sunny, or Sides! I just love the relationship between those three! Go Ratch! Hit 'em again! Throw the wrench!
JazzxProwl/ProwlxRatchet/JazzxRatchet - O.o Can't it be a threesome?!
TF: G1/Cybertron/Energon/Armada/Animated - G1, baby!
Pepsi/Coke - Pepsi, cuz I'm a PEEMP!
Dog/Cat - Cats. I love dogs, but cats have less tendency to piss in my bed.
Heroes: Optimus Prime, Ratchet, all those who were part of 9-11 and other tragedies, Jazz, Perceptor, and Wheeljack. May have more up soon