Melampus
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Joined 11-12-06, id: 1164884
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Welcome to the Insane world of Melampus!

STORIES:

On-going:

1: My Pet Kaiba - still in progress... .

Completed:

1: A Question of Self Worth - I'm sorry but there will be no sequel for this story. Because the story has ended with all characters (especially Sasuke and Naruto) asking themselves while knowing the answers already. Angsty... that's actually a first for me!

On Hold:

1: Beautiful Apocalypse - I'm very sorry about his. But I seem to have a lot on plate these days. I decided to take on one story at a time.. plus the fact that BA has a pretty complicated plot. I won't promise anything but I'll try to finish mini pets and then this story.

Future Plans:

1: A Naruto version of My Pet Kaiba... nothing definite as of the moment

2: Escaping You - SasuNaru marriage fic... in which Naruto deems it necessary to escape the "evil" clutches of HER/HIS (still deciding) husband.

I just migrated to a new country, ALL BY MY LONESOME!!!! Gah!! The taxes are killing me!!! Must work harder! o.O FIGHT-O OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm mostly open toward all kinds of stories but I do have my pet peeves.

Shonen/shoujo-ai/het or whatever (JUST NO RACISM/DISCRIMINATION ((save for plot use or light humor)) ,THEFT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ((which really, really blows)) ,BESTIALITY, or INGESTION OF QUESTIONABLE THINGS, PLEASE) as long as the story is well written and I like it. I must confess, it will take me awhile to read a good story if I dislike the pairings (told ya pet peeves). Second confession: I lean toward boy on boy pairings... ahehe...

I respect other authors plus their written products and request the same. Stories require creativity and personal perspective, don't you agree? If you don't, at least read the WARNINGS, LABELS and DISCLAIMERS. -.-;

As they say, "Don't like it? Don't read it." Problem solved.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Origami Music by Madyamisam reviews
Two families, two children, two siblings, two friends... Strange how an accident could change all everything. MokubaJoey brotherly only SetoJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,144 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Left Hand Suzuki Method by Orgainoid reviews
As part of the Witness Protection Program, Sasuke has been dragged halfway across the country and forced to masquerade as a girl. And then 'she' falls for the school's most popular student, soccer captain Uzumaki Naruto. What's a girl to do? AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Appeal by Lethe Seraph reviews
joukai When creating some things, real experience is necessary. Kaiba embarks upon a treacherous path. Jou's smarter than he's given credit for. And Mokuba, well... 13: It's only a matter of time until they find each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,738 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/27/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Child of the Earth by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tsumi no Ishiki by Makkura Arashi reviews
Naruto's marrying Gaara? It's not possible...he's to be the Rokudaime...' He looked at the Sannin his eyes filled with pain, before leaving. 'I have to stop the wedding' Yaoi, GaaNaru, but mostly will end up SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,559 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cursive by Lethe Seraph reviews
Dinner? At his place? I don't know, man. I'm not nervous, just [jouxkai] I don't know if I can go through with this.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba
My Project: Jounouchi Katsuya by Madyamisam reviews
Kaiba's doing a psychology project His subject? Joey Wheeler. Read as we learn some little secrets about our blonde duellist and if you don't want to you could always laugh at the CEO who's an equivalent to the Hiroshima atom bomb when he's near a kitchen
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,587 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
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My Pet Kaiba reviews
Presenting the hot new line up of Duel Monsters! Each MiniPet sold separately. Some KaiJou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,736 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba
Beautiful Apocalypse reviews
ON HOLD Very sorry guys Uchiha Sasuke was on a mission to help save a ravaged Fire Country. He didn't expect to find a wife or to trigger the beggining of The End Of The World. SasuXFem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Question of Self Worth reviews
Naruto's boundless optimism has finally been replaced by emotional self abuse. SasuNaru and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete