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Author has written 18 stories for Anime X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Animal Crossing, Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Minecraft, and Supernatural.
Due to the recent enforcing of FFN's policies regarding M and MA rated content, before the possibility that my high-content stories might be deleted by site moderators, I have moved them to Archive Of Our Own under the same pseudonym. I did want to say that I greatly appreciate all the feedback I've gotten, and will keep the reviews from each of you saved on my computer.
I Dream Of Things That Never Will Be is finally complete, alternate ending included. For right now there will probably be a decently long break until my next story.
Regarding my Rune Factory fics, they're on indefinite hiatus until I get back into the fandom and stop having crazy work and sleep hours.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to my over-formatted profile of doom. I hope you enjoy your stay. Most call me Kit, but you may address me by any variation of my penname--so long as I realize you're addressing me, I'm not incredibly picky. You may also call me by my given name, Lisa.
I like to bold, underline, and italicize the crap out of my profile, it helps keep it organized. The profile editor hates me for it. It doesn't like to keep things like I save them, so if something isn't underlined/bolded/italicized correctly, it's not my fault, and it's probably pissing me off. I also like to italicize things in my fanfics for emphasis.
I over-use emoticons/smileys in most general conversation. XD;; Sorry if I annoy you with them. XP
I also have a potty mouth. The bad words pass through the brain-mouth filter really easily, so sorry if I offend, I don't mean to. I often don't even realize that I do it...
Write because you love it. Write because you have a story to tell. Don't write for reviews, hits, acclaim from fans. While I ask for your feedback, check my hits count like an obsessed fangirl, and deeply love it when people review my work, that's not the reason I write. I don't write for you, I post them here for you. What I post here is here because I want to share it with the world. It doesn't start that way--only ends that way. I do this because sometimes you guys give me great ideas, or really get my inspiration pumping. I write what comes to me. (I'm easily inspired, though, you just need to know how to manipulate that. XD) When I ask you for advice, it is purely because I wish to improve my work. I want to grow as a writer, even if it is only a hobby of mine. We can only grow through listening to other people's opinions and learning what is right and wrong. If you say nice things, I'll be happy (good reviews are always nice, even if slightly pointless in terms of improvement. But they help me in a very important way--they make me more excited to continue my work, because hey, people like it!). If you give me pointers and opinions on what you think could improve and how to do it, I'll be ecstatic. If you want to flame me, go ahead. I'll more than likely have something witty to say about it, and then I'll thank you for your time.
I am a moderator of 5 forums:
A Load Of Pokéballs!* (Pokemon)
Rune Haven (Rune Factory)
Sorta Gakuen Hetalia RP Let's Play! (Hetalia) (I "roleplay" France. I put "roleplay" in quotation marks because we never really got anywhere.)
Fanfic Help Desk* (General)
Hetalia Gakuen Roleplay* (Hetalia) (I roleplay America, France (temporarily), and England.)
(Note: A "*" indicates heavy participation: I am on these forums almost every day. Chances are you'll find me there).
Current Fics (in order of submission):
Summary: Ah, my weeaboo years... Basically, it's a self-inserts (myself and Axel-Seme) crossover parody of our favorite characters in our favorite fandoms dating back to when I was a sophomore in high school and Axel-Seme a junior. Beware of kawaii-uguu and other weeabooisms. It is fairly funny in a classically (meaning overdone) random way, so it's good for a few laughs, but it is by far not my most proud or best work.
Important Info: Self-insert(s) parody. You know you love it. XD There is a new sugar (or item/activity that would make someone very hyper) in every chapter, and anime characters come and go. Don't worry, there is a list of all the characters plus where they come from, and all the Japanese used and what it means at the end. But, if we miss something, (which is very likely) please tell us and we'll clear it up for you. Also, there is the possibility of the rating to be changed to M. For adult situations, we mean. Our craziness could become very graphic, you know?
Status: Er, I dunno. Let's say it's on indefinite hiatus.
Two Worlds, Two Connections
Summary: Starts at the end of the first anime, before the movie. Ed is on the other side of The Gate, in post World War I London. He is staying with his father. While out on errands, he comes upon a small restauraunt, and meets a young lady, Kyoko, about his age. But, there is more to her than just that... She was taken across The Gate like he was, all to save her father, who was a alchemist for the state. But, that happened 6 years ago. Now, she is desperate to find a way home, to see her sister, and find out whether all she did was worth it. Pairings will be EdxKyoko(OC), and just introduced AlxYamako(OC).
Important Info: Three or more OCs. I like creating my own characters and sticking them in there, don't I? I can see the chaos! Plus, FMA practically demands OCs for it to go anywhere.
Status: Permanently incomplete.
Melancholy of Tsurara
Summary: The life of troubled Tsurara as she finally leaves home for a new life in the town of Tokoro.
Status: Permanently incomplete.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon 2:
Summary: For Ray, Rosalind had been the one. Max, his longtime friend, had long ago agreed to help Ray woo his sister... but then Kyle starts showing interest in Rosalind, and Max has his chance. But will taking that chance cost him, or give him what he wants most?
Important Info: Yaoi with some het on the side. It's also mostly in first person, from Ray's point of view.
Status: On hiatus until I can get myself back into the fandom.
Rune Factory 2: 100 Themes
Summary: A collection of 100 themed drabbles about the characters in Rune Factory 2. A full range of genres, characters, pairings, ratings and lengths, so there's something for everyone!
Important Info: I got the list from here. I used the original list. All warnings/important information are in the index - right in the first chapter. :3
Status: On hiatus.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon 2:
All I Deserve
Summary: Before he knew it, love had smacked him in the face. Could he have it? Did he even deserve it? Rune Factory 2, shounen-ai fluff, entry into The Village Square's writing contest.
Important Info: Oneshot, yaoi fluff.
Dirty Little Pleasure
Summary: Jake has a secret that no one can know.
Important Info: Oneshot, Jake-centric, involves womens clothing. Can't say any more. XD
Summary: Am I still dreaming? I wonder sometimes. Is this just some sick reality my brain conjured up, and in a few hours more I'll suddenly wake up in our bed, wrapped safely in your arms?
Important Info: Another oneshot. Kinda sad. Drabble-like in length.
A Nurse Fetish Better Not Be Next
Summary: “Stupid monster,” is all Jake has to say. If he had paid attention to where he was going, none of this would have happened.
Important Info: Oneshot, yaoi implications, extremely awkward situations. Centered around Jake and Ray. I lol'd and had a lot of fun writing it. XD
Summary: Barrett wasn't a fan of sweets. But one hot summer day, Kyle may change his mind...
Important Info: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. Oneshot. Yaoi, sexual themes. While it doesn't follow my fanfic All I Deserve, as my opinion and view of Barrett has changed greatly since then, what happened there is true for this fic. Of course, it explains itself pretty well, so you don't necessarily need to read it to understand. XD
Summary: A normal, boring winter afternoon in Alvarna turns into something breathtaking and special. --Written for Rune Haven's January writing contest. Shounen-ai fluff.--
Important Info: Oneshot, shounen-ai fluff. Nothing but a romantic kiss, though. X3
Summary: Since marrying Kyle and having kids, Dorothy has grown more confident and sure of herself - at least enough to deal with two hyperactive three year-old twins. --Entry into Rune Haven's monthly writing contest for February.--
Important Info: Oneshot, fluffy. It is also a heterosexual pairing, gasp!
Summary: Max is late meeting him, and in his search for his childhood friend, Ray find something very interesting in Max's room... something he had hoped never existed.
Important Info: Oneshot, involves frilly dresses. It is also NOT YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI, for once. XD It's also my entry into Rune Haven's March writing contest.
The Legend of Damien
Summary: Sometimes, all you need is a little courage, and you can become a great hero.
Important Info: Entry into Rune Haven's April 2010 contest, the theme being 'Fairy Tale'. The story that Dorothy tells is Rikki-tikki-tavi by Rudyard Kipling. Cast list: Rikki-tikki-Tavi: Damien the Woolly; Tatiana: Teddy; Darzee the Tailor-bird and wife: Dandy and Samantha the Cluckadoodles; Nag and Nagaina: Nathan and Victoria the Goblin Masters; Karait: Leonard the Death Stalker; Chuchundra the muskrat: Sandy the yellow Woolly; Chua, the rat: Sage the Woolly; and the Coppersmith bird: Candie the Weegull.
Summary: It's the same every night. The tickling of a distant memory he can't quite reach, a voice that reverberates in his mind — a constant echo until he wakes up in a sweat.
Important Info: Entry into Rune Haven's June 2010 contest. The theme was 'recurrence'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers
Summary: An agreement that turned millennia of hate into a century of relatively peaceful co-existence and friendship—if you could call it that, anyway—wasn’t something to be taken so lightly.
Important Info: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. Yaoi lemon. It's actually kind of on the border between a lime and a lemon, but I'd still consider it a lemon. Fic celebrating the Entente Cordiale, which was a document signed way back in 1904 that allied France and England and stopped their fighting (for the most part, anyway. XD).
The Dancing Plague of 1518
Summary: And so we danced and danced, for our sorrows and our hunger, until our stomachs no longer rumbled, our bodies numbed, and our hearts were set free.
Important Info: Amusing but sad. I also do not claim to be familiar with Holy Roman Empire at all as a character, so I apologize for any OOC points.
Smell the Roses
Summary: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. Sometimes, taking the time to slow down and enjoy things as they are can be both pleasurable and enlightening.
Important Info: Hetalia kink meme fill not filled on LJ because I fail, PWP yaoi smut between France and England. Because I can.
Summary: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. "I want to see and feel the animal you are, dear Angleterre."
Important Info: UKFrance. Yes, in that order. Kink meme fill; smutfic. No roses were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
Love the Way You Lie
Summary: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. Just stand there and watch us burn...
Important Info: UKFrUK; heavily inspired by and named after the song Love the Way You Lie by Eminem ft. Rihanna. Violence and an abusive relationship, mentions of domestic abuse. Might trigger.
Joyeux Anniversaire, Your Present Is An Englishman
Summary: Moved to AO3 to preserve it. It's France's birthday, and Prussia and Spain want to get him something special.
Important Info: De-anoned Kink Meme fill. PWP FrUK smutfic with the tame end of BSDM kinks and lots of France being perverted.
I Dream Of Things That Never Will Be
Summary: "If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever." We thought we were immortal. Now we are faced with a reality we've been trying to avoid for centuries—that nothing is permanent, not even nations. Everything crumbles to dust. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down...
Important Info: Another de-anoned LJ Kink Meme fill, but with no smut--just tragedy and romance. Warnings for overly poetic angst and the plot being centered on a character's death. Spamano. The story splits after chapter 23 into the original ending (chapters 24-29) and alternate ending (chapters 30-35). Please take this into consideration when reading.
Here There Be Monsters
Summary: In this place, where the night spawns the worst of your nightmares...can you survive?
Important Info: Something I did for my Creative Writing class. I quite enjoy it, so I figured I'd post it. XD
Obligatory quotes section:
"Tears are tiny oceans of sorrow." -Captain Plankbeard from Chibi-Robo
"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"Male or female, black, white, yellow, or blue, love who you love, no matter what anyone says. Love is too precious to be deterred by someone else's prejudices."
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it. Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate. So it goes. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that." -Martin Luther King Jr.
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." -Albert Einstein