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POETRY.COM IS A SCAM! DON'T GO ON IT ALL ALL. THEY TELL YOU WIN AND YOU LOSE ALOT OF MONEY! DON'T DO IT! PLEASE FROM THE KIND SWEET BI-POLAR ANGEL I AM LISTEN TO ME AND DON'T GO TO POETRY.COM!
Gender: If you don't know by my screenname you're dumber than a post
Age: give me three good stinking reasons why you what to know!
Birthday: December 30
Eyes: Brown I think
Skin Color: Medium Brown
Grade: FRESHIE IN COLLEGE BABY!
Writing- If I didn't like to write I wouldn't have written my stories ( listed below) but this is new to me so don't blame me blame Manda
Before every chapter of our stories we like to do a little authors note we usually go nuts so be warned
Music: I love music I'm third chair in my flute section in the top concert band in my school
Manda: I'm fourth chair in the clarinet section
Nam: I'm first Violin and first Viola at my school
A def. on my personality.
Anyone one who knows me then you've already experience me when I'm mad so you don't have to read this for fear of flashbacks
1) Always has a happy face on even when planning someone's downfall
Nam: She also has friends to help with that
2) A smile can trick people into thinking you are a sweet innocent girl even when you're not
Katie: Believe me, she's not...especially when she's had sugar.
3) Try to keep your smile from looking like a cat looking for it's prey
Nam: Or you will scare the poor innocent people for life
4) Try to always keep calm even when you aren't
5) Chocolate is the best invention ever created! The man/ women who first made it should have been king/queen of the world!
Katie: I agree totally! It's what keeps evil dictators running the world! Like me! Gotta love teh coffee too...
6) Always be civil towards your enemy so they don't know when you'll hit them with your revenge
7) Quit asking me if I'm stone/wasted/high just because my eyes are never fully open! (AN: Sorry that was a shout out to a girl name Jessica at my school)
8) If a girl name Jessica ever stinking tackles you while stinking playing basketball then bitch slap her unless she's a really scary goth girl who looks like she could beat up College Seniors!
9) Very few people secretly know that I'm actually an anime freak and I plan to keep it that way. It's not like I'm sad I'm a anime freak it's just that my High school is a very scary place ruled, control and mainly populated by preps! So if people other then my fellow anime freaks and my friends found out I be eating in the girls bathroom until I'm a senior!
Nam: same here Angel, same here
10) My nicknames are SweetlyEvil, Angel, Lor, Baka and the Baby of 9th Grade (AN: My mom made me start school early and know kids make fun of me. But it's always funny for me when report cards come around and I schooled all of them!)
Katie: another nickname of hers is "Lori of the horrible grammar"
Nam: and my new personal favorite Lolo
11) My spelling made my friends slap me upside the head!
Katie: I slapped her for her grammar.
Nam: I'm her beta and trust me half the time I get so mad with her grammer I just send it back to her after half an hour or betaing it
12) Just because I'm 2 years younger don't mean I can't beat you twice as hard! (AN: my motto)
13) If you don't think Diana Ross is a legend then you don't deserve to listen to music!
14) In four years you'll see me on American Idol singing off-key and still somehow manage to get through the auditions!
Katie: I'll be there too, but I'll win and Lori will be crying in her emo-corner.
Nam: You won't win I will... Ok I won't win but it'll be fun to try and then when I get through I'm gonna run up to Simon poke him yell poke and run out the door
15) Simon from American Idol needs to stop buying only black, white and gray shirts!
Nam: I told my dad that and he hand palmed
16) I am a slightly preppy punk so I'm a prunk!
17)Sometimes I wish I had a cat's tail! (AN: Blame Tokyo Mew Mew people!)
18) Every test I take it says that I'm that sweet innocent girl that you never double cross cause she will make your life twice as bad as you made hers.
19) I am like Yin and Yang in one. There's my sweet side which everyone sees. Then theres my Inner that few people see and live though it. If you want to get on my good side then review or I'll send Katie and Nam after you
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
( I so fell for this! I did it in the same order perfectly!)
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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.
I found out that my friends Becca et KAtie are real friends using this. And that's scaring me
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
( Apparently you guys find my stupid band/school humor funny so I'll post some stupid quotes )
BUNNIES WILL RULE US ALL - me
MIMI YOU NEUTERED ADAM! - funny stuff goes on when you've been with your band for over 19 hours straight with like NO sleep and someone keeps stealing YOUR mints when you are eating the only food that survived the band power chow -
MS. SPEARMAN ANGEL JUST HISSED AT ME CAUSE I FLIRTED WITH HER
MS. SPEARMAN ANGEL JUST THREATEN TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP FLIRTING WITH HER
MS. SPEARMAN ANGEL JUST PUNCHED ME WITH HER FLUTE CASE!! AHHHH SHE'S GIVING ME THE " I'LL KILL YOU " GLARE
SHUT THE F UP AND STOP FLIRTING WITH HER THEN! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS CRAP!
MS. SPEARMAN YOU WERE A NUN!
YAH WELL I WASN'T A VERY GOOD ONE NOW WAS I!? That's it, Gilbert! Take this dollar and get me a coke - english class guy keeps flirting with me
AND THEN WE WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH OUR BREAKDANCING OF DOOM! ( truly don't ask )
HE GAVE YOU MONO!? -flute Erin from last year...said this in the middle of class...no warning...funniest crap ever
No, if I drive past your house, I will just pull into your driveway and be like, " should I ring the door?"
You know one day I'm just gonna put a video camera in the big D over my house and just watch
GREAT THEN YOU'LL GET TO SEE HOW MANY TIMES I COME OVER!-...bridget, stop stalking people, LOL!
-both Adam and Angel are thinking REALLY hard-
Adam do you remember the reason we started hating eachother?
All I remember that something on the 7th grade Disney trip, remember how we had to spend teh whole day together, and at the end of day I hated you. It had something to do with Space Mountain though...
No it was the Buzz Lightyear ride
WAIT YOU TWO DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW YOU GUYS STARTED HATING EACHOTHER BUT YOUR AGURING OVER THE FREAKING RIDE YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE STARTED IT!?
BRIDGET CAN I SLAP THEM!?
AHH DANG IT!- we will NEVER remember
I'LL KILL YOU!...right after this cookie -yup that was me
I HATE THIS GAME! ANGEL'S A LITTLE THIEF! SHE STOLE MY MONEY!
I DID NOT!
IT'S FREAKING MONOPOLY PEOPLES!- and that's why no one likes monopoly!
1,000 REVIEWS YAY! - me right after finding out i had 1,000 REVIEWS I LOVE YOU ALL! Expect for Micheal he scares meMISS SPEARMAN IS QUITTING! -screaming in the middle of the school to my best friend Mel...WE WILL FOREVER REMEMBER YOU MISS SPEARMAN! YOU WERE THE BEST ROCKER 6 INCH HEEL WEARING ENGLISH TEACHER EVER!-
I just don't like children, but I promise I'll come back to visit. Plus I'm starting to think being a teacher is a haunted profession. I've been teaching for 3 years and I've hurt myself more in this room then I have in the last 25 years combined.
That's not true
I've spilled my Starbucks on a laptop, fell off a desk and KO-ed in the middle of a class which freaked the fuck out of them, I got my hand caught in the printer, I ...
OK! YOUR HAUNTED! Gees... - IDK wat Mrs. Spearman is up to now
Mrs Paul those kids you brought in last year to talk to us about Mrs. Bondict'c class, LIED!!"-bridget...again
" OH MY GOD ADAM WAT HAPPENED TO YOU!"
-glares at the chimes- THOSE BEASTS ATTACKED ME ON THE BAND TRAILER!! -...Adam is the type of person who's gonna be in a body cast at the end of senior year
Adam has badages all over his face while walking into the band room.
" Wat happened?"
" Andy fucking attacked me with a TYPEWRITER last night- THIS HAPPENED LAST YEAR AND I'M STILL LOLING ABOUT IT, I MEAN COME ON!! A TYPEWRITER!? MAN YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT CRAP!
Adam walks in the band room, half his hair is shaved off.
" Do I even want to know "
Mimi, Adam's sister walks in smiling.
" That's what you get for putting glue in my shampoo!"
Mimi's hair looks awesome! It's looks like it's weightless and feathery.
" Yah but when you washed it out, you got hair from the gods AND YOU STILL BREAK INTO MY ROOM AND SHAVE HALF MY HAIR OFF!"
...Did Adam just fall off Cody's scooter?
Wait he got up! DANG IT!
I got pictures
Ahh cool...wait where is he...RUN HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US! -me and mimi run to the sidewalk- Never make fun of a dude on a moped.
Adam is still glaring at Mimi.
" He's just mad that Edward Cullen has better hair then him"
" STOP COMPARING ME TO A VAMPIRE!"...i could be here for DAYS on the Andy, Adam, Amanda aka Mimi family trio quotes...I should make a band fanfiction of fun quotes...
BEING MY SWEETLYEVIL SELF RULES! ONE DAY I'M GOING TO MAKE A SHIRT THAT SAYS " I'M SWEETLYEVIL! RIGHT NOW YOUR SEEING THE SWEET SIDE, BUT IF YOU KEEP TALKING YOU'LL SEE THE EVIL!"
If you just read my whole profile then you either have time to kill or have no life or in Nam's case
I hope you love my stories!
Katie: -pops up and gives Angel a box- -box encloses Angel-
Angel: SAVE ME!!
Katie: Evilly laughs
Katie: Hey Lori, Micah wants to kill your boyfriend...
Nam: I win
Katie: When the world gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it, un. I win, lori, yeah!
Nam: I thought it was make strawberry soda and leave the world how to wonder how you did it
NAM TAKES OVER ANGEL'S ACCOUNT... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm so dead when Angel-nee-san reads this later today
Nam: Ok so Angel's gonna kill me when she finds out that I am on her account... Oh well I'm bored so I'll let her kill me I've had my fun
Random friend of Nam's: Nam guess what I'm not moving -jumping up and down- (she was moving to Texas but she's staying so I'm happy)
Nam: -starts jumping down also- ... -stops jumping suddenly- stupid infectious girly moments
Angel: -walks in and staress blankly at Nam-...
Nam: uh oh
Angel: -gets pissed at Nam- NAM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY ACCOUNT
Nam: 0.0 and this is where I run for my life -runs from Angel-
Angel: NAM YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE -chases after Nam-
Manda: I sometimes wonder why I'm friends with them... I really wonder... oh well I want chocolate -leaves to get chocolate-
…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his identical brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
...In remembrance of Dobby...
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.
….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.
…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...
...she deserved everything she got and more.
…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In remembrance of Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry’s actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
...In rememberance of George's right ear...
...whose death wasn't really necessary...
...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.