Author has written 1 story for Vampire Diaries.
UPDATE Feb 10, 2013:
What's up?!?!?! I'm slowly working on a second chapter/sequelish thing-a-ma-bob to my Klaroline one-shot, but I'm also hoping to do something with the AMAZING scene that we were treated to in 4x13!!! Hopefully something will be around within the next few weeks :D
UPDATE January 20, 2013:
I just posted my first story since I deleted my two Harry Potter one-shots and the response has been so great already! Five reviews in less than 24 hours? I love my new readers :) Hope to post more eventually, but living the life of a poor, busy college student doesn't afford much time for writing!
Also, if any of my new readers are interested, I have one chapter of a story up on FictionPress. My username there is KarmaC!
I'm not that interesting or prolific, but I'm a big fan of quotations. They inspire me constantly and are ways to remember things once (or twice) forgotten.
"You should write a book translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." Ron OOTP
"In vain I have struggled.It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." Mr Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together." -Carl Zwanzig
"The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizable number of which are continually clogging up the civil, commercial, and criminal courts in all areas of the Galaxy, and especially, where possible, the more corrupt ones, this. The previous sentence makes sense. That is not the problem. This is: Change. Read it through again and you'll get it." -Douglas Adams
"Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary." - Bongo, From "Childhood Is Hell" By Matt Groening
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -Calvin
"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." -Mark Twain
"'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?' George said indignantly."-Molly and George, 5
"The man who smiles when something goes wrong has already thought of someone to blame."-Unknown
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."-Proverb
"Women are meant to be loved, not understood."-Oscar Wilde
"Sticks and stones are hard on bones, Aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything, But silence breaks the heart."-Phyllis Mcgenlee
"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something."-Plato
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."-Unknown
"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist makes the plane and the pessimist makes the parachute."-Unknown
"To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction."-Unknown
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."-John F. Kennedy
"Power is having every justification to kill and you don't."-Oskar Schindler from Schindler's List
"Every man wishes to be wise, they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning."-Samuel Jackson
"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home." Sir Winston Churchill
"Love is a red snowmobile racing across the tundra, when it suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ICE WEASELS come." -Matt Groening
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey
"Who ever said reality wasn't funny apparently didn't live in it."
"I'm surROUNDED by idiots."-Scar, The Lion King
"Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend" - Richard Jeni
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver." - a number of places
- If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? – Stanislaw J. Lec
"He sighed. 'I’m in awe. I never saw you as the type, is all. I’m as surprised as I am angry. I suppose that’s all that can be said. I just… somehow, after these last few days, it isn’t so surprising, you falling for him.' "-from Basketcase by attica
"Whoa. Punching Draco Malfoy and getting a job at the library (which was only her most favorite place in the entire universe!) all within the period of an hour. If that wasn’t lucky, then she didn’t know what was."-from If It Was You by attica
" Aletha chuckled. “He told me once that he prefers pleasant surprises to unpleasant ones. Therefore, he’d rather work with students, who are expected to be immature and often surprise him pleasantly by showing a great deal of maturity, than with politicians, to whom the reverse applies.” "-Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow
"“Mark today on the calendar, someone. Moony just admitted I was right.”"-Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow (said by Sirius)
" “I don’t know. I still have a functioning brain, so I can’t get inside the heads of people who write laws.” " -Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow (either Aletha or Danger, can't remember)
My new favorite quote-inspiration-thing (stolen from the profile of BluexxStarlight)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
-- The English Language--
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine. English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese? Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse, 2 lice. One house, 2 hice? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? English is a silly language ... it doesn't know if it is coming or going!!
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Don't lie. The government hates competition.
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