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Joined 11-13-06, id: 1165333
Author has written 3 stories for Hogan's Heroes, and Calvin & Hobbes.

Hello! I've been writing, on and off, since I was a kid (mostly off) of perhaps seven or eight and wrote a short Six Million Dollar Man story. (Yeah, I'm sure that dates me, but oh well, so what--it means I've had the writing bug since I was a kid!) I live in Portland, Oregon.

I hope you like my stories. I have a wide variety of interests and expect to slowly build a library across many different fandoms, most of which date to the Sixties through the Eighties (a large number of which are science fiction or related fandoms). My first piece, for example, is a Hogan's Heroes tale.

Fandoms written in so far:

Hogan's Heroes

Thanks for reading, and please leave a review. I read all reviews of my work, and leave reviews for all stories that I read. It's only fair, and isn't all about helping each other become better writers?

Gordon

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Beyond Tomorrow by Random Guise reviews
Bill Cage was long retired from the events in the 2014 movie "Edge of Tomorrow". Life moved on with him and Rita Vratski until an event occurs that made him question what lay beyond tomorrow. I don't own these characters, and even if I wrote it again I still wouldn't own them. Okay, I added a chapter to the story - I couldn't leave it alone *blows raspberry* Now completer.
Edge of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Complete
Child of the Phoenix by DZ2 reviews
A Sirius Secret Response: When Harry thinks he's all ready to go back to Hogwarts, Sirius drops a bombshell that changes EVERYTHING! Now, in the knowledge that he's more than your average wizard, can Harry adjust to a new life, a new destiny and a new FAMILY? Harmony;
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,106 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Phoenix/Jean G., Cyclops/Scott S.] - Complete
His Warm Embrace by DZ2 reviews
One-Shot: For as long as she can remember, Hermione always enjoyed hugging Harry and, for some reason, he never shied away: why? Because she made him feel warm, both inside and out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 11/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Knowledge is Power by DZ2 reviews
ABANDONED FOR GOOD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,666 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Complete
Scion of Sorcery: Phase One: Potter-Strange? by DZ2 reviews
Strange Things Response: When Lily was pregnant with Harry, she knew that he would grow up to be someone special in the world of the mystic ones. But then again, why wouldn't he? After all, his Father is the Sorcerer Supreme! Grey OP/Sorcerer-Supreme-Level Harry (REWRITE POSTED)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,372 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Dr. Strange/Stephen S., C. Palmer] Harry P. - Complete
Back? Not Really by grumpy fanfiction reviews
Exhausted by decades of war and left with no other choice, Harry steps into the Veil of Death. But that was not the end of him. A story about a middle-aged war veteran that was given a second chance at life. Flowerpot. Time/dimension travel. AU. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 223,264 - Reviews: 5132 - Favs: 13,004 - Follows: 13,291 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/26/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bellatrix L., Hedwig - Complete
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,274 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/25/2015
An Alternate Perspective: The BW3 Story by dragonfly117 reviews
A collection of snippets and scenes from "The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch, and The Boy Who Wasn't" as told from the perspective of characters who are not Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/29/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,101 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 9041 - Favs: 20,319 - Follows: 23,061 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Star Trek : The Age Of Kirk by Gojirob reviews
His time comes, goes, and then comes again--and again. The captain and the people he leads and inspires in a series of short pieces. Includes some ST-2009 pieces. Separate from the Ancient Destroyer AU.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Harry Hermione Drabblepalooza (And Smaller One Shots) by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The title says it all really. If you enjoy my writing and are a fan of Harry/Hermione then you will more than likely enjoy these short glimpses into the pair's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Healer Harry - A Fanfic by SalTalStudios reviews
"Huh, not...what I was expecting."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,546 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is a compilation of one-shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more then you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,325 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 11/28/2023 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harmony Drabbles by dragonfly117 reviews
A series of drabbles about Harry and Hermione's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/27/2023 - Published: 10/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Bit Off Track by Random Guise reviews
Even today it can be a challenge to get a part for an imported car. What must it have been like with Herbie the Love Bug in 1968? Just a short one-hot exploring the idea. I don't own these characters although I have driven a few Beetles years ago.
Herbie series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2023 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch and The Boy Who Wasn't by dragonfly117 reviews
A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 262,095 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 6/21/2023 - Published: 5/25/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Well Begun by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A collection of scenes, plot bunnies, muse abandoned stories, and random thoughts that I decided I wanted to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/6/2023 - Published: 4/17/2009
It Started by annasfanfic reviews
It started with some curiosity. Where will it end? Only Fate knows. Harry is discovered by a Muggle when he's only six years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/4/2023 - Published: 8/6/2022 - Harry P.
The Case of the Violent Vacua of Vacuity by SalTalStudios reviews
The last thing Harry needed before his much deserved holiday was to get paired with the insufferable Hermione Granger on a case for work. And a ridiculous case, at that. If it wasn't for the prospect of getting promoted, he might have thrown in the towel all together. But perhaps things-and people-weren't always what they seemed. Even if they were ridiculous and insufferable. AU,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tides of Fate by ADHARYN reviews
It's a terrible idea to date someone who'd been in love with someone else for years, even if it was fake. 7th year and James still couldn't get Lily to give him the time of day. In a last-ditch scheme, James enlists one of his dearest friends, Carina, to be his fake girlfriend. But will his heart recognize who he truly wants before the impending war? (previously titled Hiraeth)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,000 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Sirius B., James P., Regulus B., Fabian P.
For Your Own Good by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Harry Potter finally has the family of his dreams. Problem is, they're only in his dreams, and as the Dursleys are always telling him (for his own good, you know), dreams don't come true. Or do they? Journey with Harry as he uses his dreams to reshape his reality and write his very own definition of good. First year Hogwarts AU, Dangerverse-derived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 195,628 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/16/2022 - Published: 3/1/2015
The Hike by annasfanfic reviews
Petunia Dursley meets someone new
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2022 - Published: 7/6/2022 - Charlie W., Petunia D.
Play It Again by Harry50 reviews
Harry and Hermione, weary of having to survive with no help and one wand only, find a way to return to their eleven years selves. Now they need to make some changes and hopefully reach the results they couldn't achieve in their other-selves. Mainly friendship. [Harry, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,529 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/7/2022 - Published: 1/8/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Midgets and Mooncalves by Luan Mao reviews
All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/27/2022 - Published: 10/28/2014
Gamer Fic by vlad the inhaler reviews
Annoyed at the plethora of gamer fics that create this would-be earth shattering paradigm for the protagonist and then just have it be a lazy way to 'stats go up' as he continues life as otherwise normal. Might be multi-chapter, but can stand alone. Just having some fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2022 - Published: 2/15/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 268,292 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 13,417 - Follows: 13,833 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Marry You by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry and Daphne find themseves trapped in a hasty marriage after a drunken night, and there is no way out. How will they cope with that? Warnings: underage drinking, probably a lemon or two, and Weasley bashing. Also, English is not my first language, so be prepared for strange language quirks or don't read. Chapter 3 partly rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 227,109 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 6,848 - Follows: 8,022 - Updated: 2/15/2022 - Published: 2/9/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Kiss Goodnight by dragonfly117 reviews
"It's an old wizarding wives' tale. When two friends kiss at midnight on Halloween, they're fated to fall in love." Written for the HMS Harmony Secret Santa. The prompt was a fic inspired by "Kiss Goodnight" by idkhow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/30/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Getting Experience by Harry50 reviews
It all started on the way home from the train station, after the third year. Petunia reminded her husband, "Now that both Dudley and the Boy are at home, it's time to give them 'The Talk' and maybe you should also arrange for them to get some experience." A lighthearted story about a serious subject.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/24/2021 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luxurious Search by Harry50 reviews
After Ron leaves, Harry and Hermione decide that hiding in the muggle world may be safer and more comfortable. This leads to some additional changes and quicker victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,700 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 7/10/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
We're In This Together by zugrian reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 721,512 - Reviews: 3431 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 5,549 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Luna L., Dobby - Complete
A Knight in Raider's Alley by SalTalStudios reviews
Blurry vision, pounding head, unfamiliar surroundings, warm body... When Harry agreed to go on a blokes' trip to magical Las Vegas, he'd expected to be the one to clean up Ron's mess afterwards. But now he's awoken to his own mess. And he can't for the life of him remember how...Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/6/2021 - Complete
True Auror by zugrian reviews
Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts. In fact, he had only been back in England for a few months. An auror now, he's got a new partner named Weasley and they've just caught a case that will eventually change... everything. AU, inspired by season 1 of True Detective.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,795 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/30/2021 - Published: 6/7/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13554 - Favs: 6,821 - Follows: 5,628 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Transfiguration Trouble by Balthanon reviews
When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,384 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk
Four Conversations by dragonfly117 reviews
Four conversations between Harry and Hermione over the years that changed everything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why In Scotland? by Gojirob reviews
In a time agone, the Four Founders struck upon a rare complete agreement, but you know what they say about some pieces of real estate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2021 - Godric G. - Complete
Snake in the Chestnut by Nauro reviews
A small girl caught in a river of Time, washes out in a time where her own parents do not know she exists. Even as her arrival muddles the flow of Time, the primal force has powerful defenses. Harry receives bits and pieces of the future, but is it going to help or hinder? Will Daphne manage to change her grim fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G. - Complete
Underneath The Sky by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
A brief glimpse into Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts in the Live Forever universe from The Giant Squid's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/31/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Giant Squid - Complete
A Ghoul's Life by dragonfly117 reviews
In which the ghoul in the Weasley attic reflects on his life
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 12/5/2020
Stepping Back by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 405,886 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 17,550 - Follows: 14,099 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P. - Complete
Third Year Sorting by vlad the inhaler reviews
Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Ceremony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/10/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Reluctant Ally by Harry50 reviews
At age seven, Harry wants to control his "freakishness". A book in the library calls to him. He finds that he needs to get stronger in order to control what is probably magic that causes all those unexplained events near him. That brings some unexpected changes to his life. Petunia, [Harry, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,374 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 5,987 - Updated: 7/3/2021 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Petunia D. - Complete
More Than A Beam of Light by Harry50 reviews
A chance encounter changes some things in the life of our young hero. A small initial push brings massive end changes. T for some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,920 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J., Dudley D. - Complete
Muggle Studies by annasfanfic reviews
"Please," Harry begged in his letter to Hermione, "A Muggleborn student brought me the textbook and it's a travesty. After the war we fought the students learning this nonsense is beyond shameful but no matter what I tell her she won't listen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2021
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/10/2021 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
I Wanted So Much More by Varjak76 reviews
James Potter wasn't concerned at first when Sirius Black missed a day of work without calling off, but he discovers the situation is far more serious than he had thought when he finds his friend drinking at The Leaky Cauldron, having just learned of the death of his brother Regulus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2021 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and his New Beginning by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,209 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,754 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Brief Encounters by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
"Is this why you joined the D.A.?" he asked. "To protect your sister?" "You always sell yourself short," she answered, never breaking stride before disappearing from sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 443 - Published: 5/28/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Three Is A Magic Number by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
When the war was won, and the fallen had been mourned, Hermione Granger had one more monumentally important task to complete. She'd thought of every contingency and planned for every variable because failure was not an option. Thank heavens she had a lucky charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/20/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sliding Doors by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/16/2021 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Tempus Fugit by MattD12027 reviews
The death of a former mentor and friend brings the survivors of the Second War back together after many years, reigniting old feelings and allowing them to examine where their lives have taken them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,718 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/12/2021 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Teddy L.
Of Fish, Chips, and Salads by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
He was The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Conqueror; the list of his wholly unearned and ridiculous titles was neverending. But his most recent designation was the most unbelievable of all and most likely to be extremely temporary: the man that Fleur Delacour fancied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 298 - Published: 5/6/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Three More Years by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
By the age of fourteen, Harry Potter had survived his miserable childhood, defeated Voldemort twice, freed his wrongly imprisoned godfather, and was the brightest student in his year. The only fly in the ointment? The annoying Ravenclaw who thought she was the brightest student in his year, and never missed an opportunity to share that very wrong, very dumb, opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 269 - Published: 4/29/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A One Night Stand In Three Acts by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The war had been won, Harry had become an Auror, and Hermione had returned to Hogwarts for her final year. What happens when two best friends reunite after realizing that absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder? Also, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 174 - Published: 4/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Promise to the Past by ADHARYN reviews
When the wizarding war takes a dark turn, Hermione is thrown back into the past- straight to Potter Cottage in Godric's Hollow. Now she has the chance to change everything for the better, even if it means erasing the childhood she treasured and writing her friends out of her life. But when her presence alters the timeline, she has to prove to the Order the truth of her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 162,454 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 12/17/2018 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] Severus S., Fabian P. - Complete
Extraordinary Summer by BrilliantLady reviews
It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,679 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/19/2021 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
A Most Splendid Expedition by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It's been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Luna's fascination with magical creatures has waned. But before fully moving on to other pursuits there is one elusive prey she is determined to capture. The poor boy doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 188 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Law of Double Consonants by SalTalStudios reviews
After the war ended, Harry wanted nothing more than to settle down and start living his life with the woman he loved. The only trouble was finding that woman. Now, Harry has found himself at his best friend, Luna Lovegood's, door after another in a long line of failed relationships. And with her help, he's determined to find the woman who will fit his list, 'The One'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/31/2021 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dwarves In The Castle by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The dwarves tasked with delivering Valentines have always been misunderstood and unfairly maligned. They don't just care about the money they earn, they also care about love! But mostly they care about the money.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/21/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Peverell Legacy by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry accidentally missed his wedding and his fiancee came looking for him. Turns out he was in the nineteen-eighties. Big shout out to ClareR89 for being my sounding board
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,913 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 2/9/2021 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Perfectly Normal: Have You Forgotten What Happened in this Series? by BrilliantLady reviews
This fic doesn't contain new information, it's a meta work providing brief summaries of fics in the "Perfectly Normal" series. Each chapter summarises one of the fics as an aid to refresh your memory if it's been a while since you read the series, but you want to pick up where you left off. Warning – major spoilers ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Traditions by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The best traditions can spawn from the most unlikely of circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Andromeda T. - Complete
The Granger Principle by Starfox5 reviews
It seemed like a routine assignment for CI5 officers Ron Weasley and Harry Potter: Investigate a physicist who had caught the attention of some unsavoury elements. Little did they know that Dr Hermione Granger would turn out to have more secrets than Ron would have thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 541,220 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Private War by ZanyMuggle reviews
Harry Potter thinks he knows why Dumbledore is isolating him after the Tri-Wizard Tournament. When no one else seems to be doing anything about it, Harry decides to take care of it himself. Like always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Harry P.
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 13,752 - Follows: 4,797 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Reunion by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Inspired by the question "Did the Marauders meet in the afterlife?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Marauders - Complete
Live Forever by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Stag and the Flower by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry is dumped, Fleur is neglected. The two decide to leave England for a holiday together. What comes from their decision will change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,221 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 6,507 - Follows: 6,181 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
The Green in the Grey by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
A prophecy left unfulfilled, a family torn apart by repercussions of war and one child left to a life of neglect. But there were those not content to allow this to pass. Harry Potter may have been abandoned at the end of the war but he will rise to be more than any could have imagined. Minimal bashing, rated M for violence etc. Harry/Tonks, James/Lily Main plot begins GOF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 316,098 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 8,966 - Follows: 8,310 - Updated: 11/15/2020 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., OC - Complete
A New Player: Year Six: Eye of the Storm by Faykan reviews
Suddenly thrust into a conflict they never expected, Harry and friends must prepare the waning Wizarding World for the fight of their lives. As Darkness encroaches from all sides, their quest become apparent, and the course of the world is set before them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Player: Year Five: The Drums of War by Faykan reviews
On the eve of Lord Voldemort's resurrection, a new wizarding war is declared. Rejoin our heroes as they stand against ruthless Death Eaters, conspiring Ministry Officials, and Dark Creatures all on their own... or so it appears...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,696 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Player: Year Four: The Gathering Dark by Faykan reviews
The continuation of the ANP Arcline. Mystery and intrigue follow Harry and his friends as several dark and unsettling events lead up to a dangerous tournament that Harry is forced to become involved with. Meanwhile Albus puts his plan in motion to secure sole dominion over the life of our hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,178 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Player: Year Three: Mists of Lies by Faykan reviews
An insane murderer if after Harry Potter, but his closest friend remain uncertian of Black's true motives. And Albus Dumbledore investigates on how best to deal with the young upstart who so quickly ingrained himself in the Boy-who-lived's life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,370 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Player: Year Two: Secrets and Serpents by Faykan reviews
Rejoin Harry Potter and friends as they unravel the strange set of attacks that plague Hogwarts, while Albus Dumbledore grows curious about the black haired boy who had befriended our hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Player: Year One by Faykan reviews
A Mysterious new wizard appears on the night Dumbledore deposites Harry at Privet drive, signaling great changes for the wizarding world. But what will he do, and what are his intentions with The Boy-who-lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whispers in the Lake by AlexandraO reviews
While in the Black Lake waiting to be rescued by Viktor Krum, Hermione is bitten by Merchieftainness Murcus. In the days and weeks to come, Hermione starts developing characteristics resembling a mermaid and with little to no resources in the library, she dives into the depths of the lake searching for answers. Creature!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,812 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/5/2020 - Published: 6/22/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Viktor K.
Tom Riddle And The New Bailey by Gojirob
In 1949, Dumbledore and the pre-Voldemort Tom Riddle journey to America to retrieve a precious artifact and discover a lost wizarding community that has a hero in the form of a Muggle Banker named George Bailey. Yet George may have some powerful friends, and he may have an offer for one of them that has a chance to avert destiny itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,863 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Married With Children by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
A short one shot in honor of Harry's fortieth birthday. In my opinion Harry's ideal birthday at that age would be extremely underwhelming to an outsider but Harry always did seem to defy the public's expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Funeral by Harry50 reviews
"You are hereby invited to a funeral party in honour of someone who had never had this done for him. The party will take place at the reception hall adjacent to the church at Godric Hollow." Is this a prank or is it something else? [Harry/Hermione] Warning: mention of suicide; Ron, Molly and Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Complete
Learn To Fly by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
Gabrielle Delacour was a fan of two things: Quidditch and Harry Potter. This is the story of how her two passions helped two Tri Wizard Champions find their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 403 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Edelweiss by SalTalStudios reviews
When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 5,582 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dark Lord's Not Dead! He's Resting! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Different Yule by Harry50 reviews
Hermione finds out that Viktor is not a good dancer and not interesting company. She fakes a stomach ache to make him leave her alone. He chooses to leave the ball. She can now focus on Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 222 - Published: 8/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Viktor K. - Complete
The Man Who Conquered by Harry50 reviews
Many girls want the hero, but he only loves one. How will they get along? [Harrry/Hermione] Susan,Luna,Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,972 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/25/2020 - Published: 2/22/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Hermione Wants, What Harry Needs by PotterNGranger reviews
This is Harry/Hermione what should have been. JK Rowling her self said the whole Hr/R and H/G ending up together made no sense and was just wish fulfillment on her part. So here is my Wish fulfillment. Picks up during HBP, plan to run through the events of DH, and hopefully even beyond. Fair warning If your a big Ron or Ginny fan you may not like this one till we get to the end...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 173,099 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 7/19/2020 - Published: 5/24/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,879 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Perfectly Matched by ADHARYN reviews
When Auror Draco Malfoy is mauled by a werewolf on a mission gone awry, his partner Harry entrusts his best friend to care for him: Healer Hermione Granger. But now his heightened senses won't allow him to escape the one witch from Potter's crew he'd always kept at a distance, and his new and volatile wolf has decided she's his perfect match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,654 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 5/6/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Katie B., Theodore N. - Complete
If He Stays by ADHARYN reviews
Her entire 5th year at Hogwarts felt like cauldron boiling perilously out of control, ready to explode at any given point. So when Hermione catches the Weasley twins scheming their grand escape, she begs them to stay, just for the year. Little did she know her small request that stemmed from pure instinct would alter the course of the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 2/1/2019 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
As You Wish by tyrannicpuppy reviews
The story of a radiant beauty, her true love, and their journey back to one another against all obstacles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Little By Little by sweetsolitude137 reviews
Harry and Hermione grow together, little by little. My version of what I think should have happened immediately after the war. I've been working on this for over 10 years. A labor of love. Canon-focused, but ignores epilogue. Slow-burn H/Hr. Also features Ron/Luna, Ginny/Neville pairings. Please read and enjoy! Originally posted on Portkey. Rating likely to increase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,538 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/9/2020 - Published: 11/26/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Best Kind Of Weird by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It has been eight hours since Harry was dragged out of Potions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony and he hasn't been heard from since. What is the reason for Harry's mysterious vanishing act? Will Hermione survive the wait?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 359 - Published: 5/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Desperate Measures by MaryRoyale reviews
Cassiopeia Black wasn't the sort who was willing to just sit idly by while her House fell down around her. When Cassiopeia is given a Muggleborn witch orphaned by Death Eaters, she uses magical adoption to make the baby a true Black. Pureblood!Hermione. Slytherin!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,371 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Cassiopeia B., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 373 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Express Purposes by Gojirob reviews
It's a Christmas Eve race to the North Pole between the Trio and Dumbledore on the Hogwarts Express, against a determined Conductor eager to notch a win and keep his prized on-time record. But while things are joyous and fun, some things are unclear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Polar Express - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2020
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,219 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
From Southampton to New York and Beyond by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry takes a sabbatical and decides to spoil himself with a world cruise. However, he finds an unexpected travel companion. WARNING: Ron, Ginny, Molly bashing, Hermione bashing, main character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 169,973 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 5,247 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 328 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Graduation Speech by Harry50 reviews
The best student for more than a century, a heroine who got the Order of Merlin First Class award for her deeds during the war, the Head girl, who is also a very impressive young woman, speaks for the graduating class of '99 in the absence of her best friend, Harry Potter, who disappeared from Magical Britain a few weeks after the war. [Harry/Hermione] [Neville/Luna] Mainly Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Complete
Narcissa's Chance by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Thrust back in time Harry wants to destroy Voldemort. Narcissa Black wants a better life than marriage to Lucius. Time Traveling Harry Potter goodness. HP/NM HP/BL unrequited HP/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,262 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 6,933 - Follows: 7,618 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.]
Twas the Night Before a Potter Family Christmas by zugrian reviews
Harry and Pansy are enjoying Christmas Eve, but their kids are wanting something more. Maybe a little Christmas magic will make their dreams come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/24/2019 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Luna L., OC - Complete
Eventful Summer by Harry50 reviews
"Dumbledore said that we shouldn't write to you so that the owls would not give out your address. I argued that you needed your friends as much as you needed the security, but he dismissed my words. Then I thought that neither he nor the enemy would be able to trace phone calls." (Harry, Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,516 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 6/22/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Saved By The Boggart by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry is blackmailed into a marriage of convenience with Daphne Greengrass. Ten years later, Ginny forces her way back into his life when a murder occurs... AU, EWE, romance with a side dish of mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 106 - Words: 346,182 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 2/24/2018 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 206 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 651 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,827 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 5/27/2013
Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up by ZebJeb reviews
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sorceress: Civil War by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Hermione, alone, knows of the horrors that are coming from across the galaxy, and is willing to do whatever it takes to stop him... Part SIX in series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,788 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 4/21/2018 - [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Your Love Is All The Magic I Need by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry won the war but died in the final battle. Lives were left damaged and now Harry is sent back to make a better future. HP/NM/FD/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,984 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 7/6/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Narcissa M., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Trapped in a Broom-Closet by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Two people become the victims of a sordid prank that changes their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 5,636 - Follows: 6,945 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Having been raised by his tomb raiding aunt, Harry Potter had known early on that he'd follow in her footsteps and become a Curse-Breaker, discovering and exploring old tombs full of lost knowledge and treasure. But he and his two best friends might have underestimated just how dangerous the wrong sort of knowledge and treasure could be. Sequel to "Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 242,552 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Pale Blue Dot by Varjak76 reviews
Voyager encounters a generational colony ship housing over seventy thousand people that is too badly damaged to reach its intended destination. Meanwhile, the Pathfinder Project discovers they have a very small window to potentially bring the crew of Voyager home, but Voyager itself would be left behind. An alternative series finale to "Endgame."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2019
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 206 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Room with a Computer by Minisinoo reviews
Hogwarts has a new professor of Muggle studies - who happens to be a Muggle. McGonagall is skeptical, Hermione is curious, Ron is jealous, Ginny is impressed, and Harry has questions. Arthur Weasley finally gets a plane ride.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Past Tense by Random Guise reviews
A one-shot from the original TV series "The Adventures of Jonny Quest". Dr. Benton Quest and his group find themselves against a scientist who just might disrupt history. I don't own these stalwart adventurers, and the only way I travel in time is dealing with Daylight Saving Time.
Classic Jonny Quest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2019 - Complete
Sing All Our Cares Away by ReluctantSidekick reviews
A one-shot that wouldn't go away. Let me know if you want to see more in this theme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Jittery by Random Guise reviews
David Mann barely escaped with his life after being chased by a psycho trucker in the 1971 movie "Duel". But you just don't get over something like that right away, as this one-shot shows. I don't own these characters, and I don't get truckers mad.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2019 - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 232 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
You Are the Company You Keep by Random Guise reviews
I love finding a category with no stories; time to write the wrong! Sam McCloud returns to New York after going back home to Taos. Ella Winter told Thomas Wolfe you can't go back home again, but what is home? Maybe it's not where but who. I don't own these characters, but I've been to New Mexico and New York.
McCloud - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Complete
Blame It on Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Prequel to If You Could Read My Mind and Save Me. Ginny remembers her relationship with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,204 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
Does This Hook Make Me Look Fat? by Random Guise reviews
This one-shot takes place shortly before the 1991 movie "Hook". Captain Hook is looking for a change, but it might not be exactly what he originally intended. I don't own these characters, and I've never plundered another sailing vessel.
Hook - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Bedtime Stories: Man With the Golden Touché by Random Guise reviews
A retelling of the 1964 movie "Goldfinger" as a child's bedtime story of a man who didn't want to play by the rules and the nice spy man who stopped him. I don't own these characters, and I've never been to Fort Knox.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 320 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape Victorious by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bouquets and Brickbats by HermiHugs reviews
Collection of short stories with a Harry and Hermione pairing, almost always. Rating may vary from K to T. These are complete stories and not story ideas or bits and bobs. Love them or hate them- Bouquets or Brickbats, it's up to you. Story Number 11: Angel Eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,371 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Found by Random Guise reviews
Short one-shot based on the Shel Silverstein poem "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout (Would Not Take the Garbage Out)". Oh sure, you know HOW it happened but what was her ultimate fate? I think a certain Medical Examiner just found out! I don't own these characters, but how is it ants always find that one crumb you left on the counter?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Quincy, M.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Complete
Precautionary Measures by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Alastor Moody was half-mad, but not stupid. One shot. Crack-ish omakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Alastor M., Amelia B. - Complete
Operation Kirk O' Field by Right What Is Wrong reviews
With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Endings by Random Guise reviews
The IMF attempts to lure Dan Briggs out of retirement eight years after the end of the first season of the television show but he has a few conditions. I don't own these characters, and I can't afford to retire.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 375 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bedtime Stories: Make Money, Not War by Random Guise reviews
A retelling of the 1970 movie "Kelly's Heroes" as a child's bedtime story about some soldiers who just wanted to put a little jingle in their pocket. I don't own these characters, and the only tank I've ever worked with is a fish tank.
Kelly's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Complete
Somewhat Less than a Fortnight by Random Guise reviews
Countless millions who celebrate Christmas know the song "The 12 Days of Christmas"; non-humans might not be aware of it, including a pair of Minbari. A series of connected scenes to play out over 12 (13 now) days; think of it as a subplot to a normal episode. I don't own these characters, but I have at least a dozen demented recordings of the song. All 13 days up.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/13/2018 - Complete
Christmas Carol by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry never gets to have a nice, peaceful holiday. Christmas Eve is no exception. Harry/Ginny (with arguing), post-canon, mild Charles Dickens crossover. Complete ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Death - Complete
The Alternative Factor by RZZMG reviews
Unspeakables Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have recently broken-up due to their careers. One wrong turn and a couple of dimension-hopping brains are about to right that mistake, though. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Dept. of Mysteries/Space Adventure/Romance/Mystery/Homage to Capt. Kirk & Carol Marcus from 'Star Trek'. 2017 Dramione-Duet Fic Exchange #2 of 2 entry. COMPLETE!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Save Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Daphne is not looking forward to her sister's Christmas party. Little does she know that Santa has a surprise for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 388 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Do Your Own Research by Random Guise reviews
A slightly different short look at the 1978 "Superman" movie, during the scene where Lex Luthor hatches a plan to eliminate Superman. I don't own these characters, but it sure seemed like the credits lasted an hour when it ran in the theater.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Know Not Whence What Names May Come by Random Guise reviews
Chris and Annie Nielsen find themselves together in Heaven, ready to embark on another try at life at the end of the 1998 movie "What Dreams May Come". I imagine a little tease of what Chris will be experiencing during his next life. I don't own the characters of the Nielsen family, and I've never had a dog named Katie.
What Dreams May Come - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
Non-musical Musical: Side Hustle by Random Guise reviews
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has had a little accident. Okay, a BIG accident. Steve Austin, Oscar Goldman and Dr. Rudy Wells have a chance to save Christmas. This is a stop-motion Christmas movie you probably won't see on TV. I don't own these characters and I am not an agent of the OSI.
Crossover - Six Million Dollar Man & Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Complete
Revenant by Quatermass reviews
An immortal Harry, cast through the Veil, ends up in Oxford over five decades into the past. Taken in by Charles Xavier and Raven, he falls for the shapeshifter. Now, in 1962, Harry must help Charles and Raven as they help the CIA investigate the sinister Sebastian Shaw...but as a man fixed on revenge gets involved, Harry and Raven have to wonder where their loyalties lie...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,903 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 6/10/2018 - [Harry P., Mystique/Raven D.] Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier
Daddy's Boy by Harry50 reviews
What could have happened if James survived that fateful Halloween? Eventually Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,363 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., OC] - Complete
JPBB 1960 by ReluctantSidekick reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, a muggle photo was found among the effects of Bellatrix Lestrange. Why would she have a muggle-made picture? A one-shot that would not leave my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2018 - [Ted T., Andromeda T.] Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 286 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Unfinished Business by Random Guise reviews
A short followup to the 1969 movie "Support Your Local Sheriff". There was one loose end to the matter of the Danby clan that had to be cleared up after the end of the movie, and Jason McCullough was the man for the job. No cannons were used in the making of this sequel, and I don't own the characters from the original movie.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Complete
Love Potioning Gone Wrong by Right What Is Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Muted by Random Guise reviews
Some mysteries don't take a whole episode to solve. Only my second drabble ever; they're hard because my characters usually take over 100 words just to clear their throats. This isn't quite Halloween-y but oh well. I don't own the Scooby Doo characters, but this IS based on a real world observation.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Complete
Minor Incident, 1982 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Voldemort - Complete
Bedtime Stories: Searching for the Scarlet Boat by Random Guise reviews
A retelling of the 1990 movie "The Hunt for Red October" as a child's bedtime story of some men who wanted to play nice. I don't own any of the characters from the book/movie, but I have stayed overnight in a moored submarine before (USS Pampanito).
Jack Ryan Novels - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Complete
Figuring It Out by Random Guise reviews
Pre 2014 Lego Movie. Emmet's friend Jhon from school was a little different. Okay, a lot different. The day came when his parents finally told him why. I don't own Brickland or Emmet, but I've got tubs of Lego at home.
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 308 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
What You Get Out Of It Depends On What You Put Into It by Random Guise reviews
They made quite a few movies in the 50's and 60's dealing with nuclear energy and the dangers when people and other creatures got exposed in some accident. The 1957 movie "The Amazing Colossal Man" was just such a film, and it was one of the bigger (pun intended) examples although it didn't deal with one inevitable question which this short addresses.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Complete
Left Behind in the Wake of All We Knew by Random Guise reviews
As if he didn't have enough to worry about with the struggle for survival on Moonbase Alpha, Commander John Koenig wonders how the people of Earth are coping. He can't know, but different people will be affected different ways. I don't own the characters on the moon, and it would sound presumptuous to say I own all the Earth characters.
Space 1999 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Complete
Instant Karma! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Confounded Confundus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Game On by Random Guise reviews
Guess what? When Bill and Ted journeyed through Hell and played the Grim Reaper in their 1991 movie for the right to return to the living world, they played a few more games than the movie showed. I don't own these characters, but I have played a game or two before.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Kill It With… by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You by Right What Is Wrong reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Stargazers by Steve Shives reviews
Will Riker returns to Earth to attend the memorial service of Jean-Luc Picard, and finds himself seeking out new life and new civilizations along the way.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Guinan, G. LaForge, J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Don't Mesa With the Locals by Random Guise reviews
A short prequel to the Larry Niven book "A Gift From Earth". Boys will be boys, as the saying goes, even on Mount Lookitthat and some activities are a calculated risk. Sometimes you calculate wrong. I don't own the setting, but these four characters are all OCs.
Known Space series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Disinherited by MaryRoyale reviews
In a Mutant!AU where everyone Manifests their powers sometime during puberty, Hermione McGonagall, the heiress apparent to the Houses of Ross and Urquart, does not. Her failure to Manifest has sweeping repercussions. Angst. Harry/Hermione. (A prequel to my upcoming Nano project.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Harry Knocked Up Pansy by zugrian reviews
An offshoot from We're In This Together, starting up during chapter 26. What if Pansy had become pregnant? How would becoming teenage parents change the path of the Potter family? A one-shot idea of what could have been. Strongly recommend reading the main story first. Begins after the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/24/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Dobby - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 180 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 219 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Piece of the Action by Random Guise reviews
Sometimes retirement isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I don't own these characters, but I own some of these characters. Huh?
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Complete
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Marie by Random Guise reviews
John Candy's character in the 1987 movie "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" mentions his wife Marie on a few occasions but we never get to see her (except for a photo in his steamer trunk) at all. This short backstory delves into that relationship. I don't own these characters, and I've fixed my leaky faucet and sticky doorknob.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Complete
Bleak Times by Random Guise reviews
A one shot that takes place during the original 1987 movie "Adventures In Babysitting". Bleak has an opportunity to vent some of his frustrations while Chris and her three charges flee. I don't own these characters, and I don't play the harmonica.
Adventures in Babysitting - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6621 - Favs: 15,276 - Follows: 17,815 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Phantom Menaced by Random Guise reviews
This one-shot is based on the 1996 movie "The Phantom". Diana Palmer makes good on her pledge to return to the island and reunite with Kit Walker. I don't own these characters or a wolf named Devil.
Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Complete
Easy To Start by Red8436 reviews
Love is like war... After freeing his best friend from the HYDRA factory, Steve discovers there's a lot more to Bucky's new girl than meets the eye...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,225 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
The Last of the Peverells by Arcturus Peverell reviews
On Halloween 1981, Sirius Black left Britain with Harry Potter. Now, fourteen years later, a young man is back to take back his legacy. Only one question remains : Is the price worth it? Family Magic. AU. Harry Potter/ Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,957 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 8,378 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Mad Cap by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Purgatory by Random Guise reviews
A short based on the 1981 movie Outland with Sean Connery. He smashed the drug ring, killed the hitmen and went back to Earth with his wife and son. But what about Dr. Marian Lazarus back at the mining station? I don't own these characters and Jupiter is my second-favorite planet.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
On the 125th Story by Random Guise reviews
Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
Vacation to Remember by Random Guise reviews
Short followup to the story "Matter of Perspective". Fred Kwan and his wife Laliari decide to stay behind instead of returning to Earth; isn't it odd how your job tries to follow you sometimes? I don't own these characters and usually end up taking a staycation.
Galaxy Quest - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
You Get One Phone Call by Gojirob reviews
In the MCU, inbetween the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming and the start of Infinity War, Tony Stark places a call to Steve Rogers, just to find out if there's anything to even talk about.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2018 - T. Stark/Iron Man, S. Rogers/Captain America
Commune by flowerchild33 reviews
After the war, Harry and some of the other survivors build a unique, new life. Includes more characters than I can list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,522 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Xur Checks In by Random Guise reviews
Takes place after the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter and is a companion to (but independent of) the story Drastic Measures. With Alex and Maggie on Rylos, the residents of Starlite, Starbrite mobile home park have to take care of themselves and Xur is looking for a little revenge. I don't own these characters but have relatives that live in a mobile home.
Last Starfighter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Complete
Myth-Applied Magic by Random Guise reviews
Taking place shortly after Robert Asprin's Another Fine Myth. Aahz and Skeeve have a discussion about magic. I don't own these characters, and I have a hard time lighting a match.
Robert Asperin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Complete
Closure by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1977 movie Capricorn One. This short starts with a synopsis of the movie and continues where the movie ended with what would have been an extended ending. I don't own these characters, but I did build model rockets as a kid.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Complete
The Four Faces of Nymphadora Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks meets Harry wearing four faces. It's just a fluffy one-shot I worked on while I'm coming up with an idea for the next chapters of my other stories. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune, for this idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 193 - Published: 7/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 726 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The 2684th Arabian Night by Random Guise reviews
In the style of 1001 Arabian Nights, Scheherazade tries to give advice to her husband Sultan Shahriyar about a neighbor. I don't own these two characters, but I have had neighbor trouble before.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Complete
Just Keep Moving by Random Guise reviews
Pre 2008 Crystal Skull. Marion recounts to Mutt a story that was told to her by Indiana Jones. Special holiday post to kick off July 4th. I don't own these characters, but I am going to BBQ later on today.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Complete
Partners? by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry wakes up after the events at the DOM finding a semi-repentant Bellatrix LeStrange staring into his eyes. She proposes a partnership to keep the both of them alive. HP/BL/NM/NT/FD/AB/?/?/?- Completed as of 07/02/2018
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 288,578 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
Riverworld Beginnings: Blind Chance by Random Guise reviews
Third story based on the Riverworld books by Philip José Farmer where all of humanity that ever lived has awoken alongside a river that completely covers a world. Still another one shot for someone other than the main characters of the books and films. I don't own these characters; oh wait, I guess I do own one but I DON'T own the setting.
Riverworld, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Complete
Curtain Call by Random Guise reviews
Taking place after the episode "Showdown", Brisco County Jr. has one last visit in his home town from a very special man. I don't own these characters, but I do have a folded flag in my possession.
Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Complete
Road Worriers by Random Guise reviews
Pre 1977 film. Bandit and Snowman are relaxing in a diner when an event brings a discussion about truckers unfit for the job. I don't own the characters from this film, but I see enough big rigs everyday to stay out of their way.
Smokey and the Bandit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Complete
Introduction by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1971 film and taking place 2 1/2 years afterward, this follows "Echoes of a Remembered Tune" and involves the introduction of a new candy mentioned in that story. Still Willy-centric. I don't own Willy or Charlie or a chocolate factory, and I finished off the brownies at work this week.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Complete
Ouroboros by BrilliantLady reviews
The first time Harry became a snake slithering through a forest, he thought he was dreaming. But he soon realised that in fact he was switching bodies with a magic snake. A very special snake who swiftly became his childhood friend – for when he came back to Privet Drive after body-swapping things were always better for him. Harry & Voldemort friendship, pre-Hogwarts, Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Weasley Bunch by flowerchild33 reviews
George is adjusting to life as a single father. Luna is adjusting to life as a widow with two small sons. What happens when old acquaintances meet during a different season of life? M for Chap 7 onward (as usual with my stories, a bit of smut in with the plot). 4/25/18-massive edit complete and repost
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [George W., Luna L.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Wizard's Oath by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/15/2018
Matter of Perspective by Random Guise reviews
Takes place after the 1999 movie Galaxy Quest. After finishing the first season of the reboot of their series, the actors that play the crew of the N.S.E.A. Protector find themselves helping the Thermians out of another tight spot. Told in five chapters. I don't own these characters, and I've never been kidnapped by aliens before.
Galaxy Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Complete
Dudley's Best Year by Harry50 reviews
While in hiding during the war, Dudley finds friendship, love and tolerance. He becomes a different person by the time the war is over. [Dudley/OC]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
A Hobbit In Narnia by Random Guise reviews
Bilbo Baggins, a most extraordinary Hobbit, is drawn into an adventure not of his own choosing. Takes place in the years between his return from The Battle of Five Armies and The Fellowship of the Ring. Collaborative story, with random item seeds. Ten chapters in total for my 100th story, complete. I don't own Bilbo or Aslan, but OCs are another matter.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
The Weasleys Deal In Cash by Gojirob reviews
In this drabble, as Arthur and Molly celebrate the birth of their first child in 1970, a minor issue arises requiring Arthur to channel Country & Western's Man in Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Complete
Riverworld Beginnings: Bad Blood by Random Guise reviews
Second story based on the Riverworld books by Philip José Farmer where all of humanity that ever lived has awoken alongside a river that completely covers a world. Another one shot for someone other than the main characters of the books and films. I don't own these characters; oh wait, I guess I do but I DON'T own the setting.
Riverworld, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Complete
Dedication by Random Guise reviews
Takes place during the framing story time of the 1986 movie 'Stand By Me', when Gordie Lachance is an adult and an established author. He is invited back to his high school and reflects on his youth. I don't own these characters, and I've never found a dead body (unless you count bugs, mice etc.).
Stand By Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Complete
Zamunda Exhibition by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1988 movie 'Coming To America', taking place shortly after the film; Prince Akeem and his new bride Lisa have just returned from their honeymoon touring the country of Zamunda. I don't own these characters, but I have been to a baseball game.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Dance by Harry50 reviews
Many girls ask Harry to choose them as his date for the Yule ball, but he chooses the one that surprised him the most, eventually finding much more than he could initially hope for. [Harry, Daphne], [Neville, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 560 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 356 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Ah, But Why Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It turns out a Triwizard Champion can invite ANYONE to the Yule Ball as their date. So why not Bellatrix Lestrange? Fem!Harry and Bellatrix. Pure crackfic. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest. Oneshot. Acceptance of Whitetigerwolf's Black Date Prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Slap at the Border by Gojirob reviews
In the immediate aftermath of Black Panther 2018, a king must call an old ally to task, and more, he must do it right. Complete and total spoilers for the film!
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Complete
Galadoorn's Finest by Random Guise reviews
In the 1988 movie Willow, Airk Thaughbaer finds Madmartigan in a crow's cage at the crossroads on his way to battle. It is obvious that they knew each other previously, and were possibly friends before something happened. This one shot backstory gives a little better idea what that might have been. I don't own these characters, and there is rust on my sword.
Willow - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Complete
A Lack Of Character by Gojirob reviews
The most hated character in the HP Universe is facing an overdue trial, and her advocate has no choice but to try and do the impossible to fulfill a valid but absurd request.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Complete
Riverworld Beginnings: Begging For A New Start by Random Guise reviews
Based on the Riverworld books by Philip José Farmer where all of humanity that ever lived has awoken alongside a river that completely covers a world. A one shot look at what the experience might be for someone other than the main characters of the books and films. These are my characters but I don't own the planet.
Riverworld, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Complete
Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Flora and Fauna by BrilliantLady reviews
The Yule Ball is coming, and Neville's time is running out as he searches for a girl who's genuinely interested in going as his date. Fluff, Neville/Luna (Luneville), complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Ron W., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Luck of the Cannons by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1993 movie "Groundhog Day". Phil Connors finds himself living February 2 over and over in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. At the end of the movie he's a better man, but maybe he needed a helping hand to set him on the road to self-improvement. I don't own these characters or a groundhog, but I've had a chinchilla before.
Groundhog Day - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Coded Message by Random Guise reviews
Based on the television show The Prisoner, Number 6 is summoned along with the rest of the occupants of the village for a "treatment" but he resists the idea. I don't own these characters, and I've never been a spy as far as you know.
The Prisoner - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Complete
Summoning for Dummies by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Special Girl by BrilliantLady reviews
Severus is thrilled to discover that young Lily Evans is a witch, when he sees her float off the swing set just like magic. But then Severus makes an embarrassing mistake. Pre-Marauder's Era, featuring Lily, Petunia & Severus. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter Drabble Collection by BrilliantLady reviews
This is an ongoing collection of tiny drabbles (of precisely 100 words) and assorted short ficlets (under 1000 words) featuring Harry Potter and all the cast. Each chapter title has been carefully chosen to help you navigate to ones you might enjoy more than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Walburga B.
Echoes of a Remembered Tune by Random Guise reviews
Post 1971 film. Now two years after the golden ticket tour, Charlie and his family have settled in, and Willy is setting up the handover of the factory. But he can't get a tune out of his head. I don't own these characters, but it's been one wild ride. (Or several, depending on how you see it.) For my birthday I give the readers a present!
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Complete
Goonies For Life by Random Guise reviews
Set 15 years after the 1985 movie "The Goonies", the kids are now grown up and moved on with their lives. They get together for a reunion and discover there just may be another adventure awaiting them. I don't own these characters, and I've only been cave exploring once.
Goonies - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Complete
Labor Pains by Random Guise reviews
The continuing series of one shots of the life of Willy Wonka, based on events a few years before the 1971 film and follows the story sequence found in my profile. As the title implies, Willy has trouble keeping spies out of his workforce. What can a businessman do? I don't own these characters, but I have eaten a Whatchamacallit bar.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Complete
An Anticlimatic Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Bye Bye Hushabye by Random Guise reviews
Baron Bomburst is at it again. This time he is threatening Hushabye Mountain and Lullaby Bay after the 1968 movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." Can Chitty and the gang save the day? I don't own these characters, and I've never had a right-hand drive car.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
Ron Weasley: Minion of Voldemort by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ron W., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Random Guise reviews
Willy Wonka is interviewed before the opening of his fruitcake business some time before the 1971 film. Part of my Willy series. I don't own these characters, but I have read a newspaper before.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete
Clue Me In, Lucy by Random Guise reviews
Lucy Van Pelt gets to try out one of her Christmas gifts, the game Clue. Should be easy with her psychological background, right? My first and possibly only drabble. I don't own these characters, but I have played the game.
Crossover - Peanuts & Clue - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Complete
It's All In The Reflexes by Random Guise reviews
It's been ten years since Jack Burton shook the pillars of heaven in his 1986 adventure against David Lo Pan in "Big Trouble in Little China". But possible adventure has found him once again. Rated for mild language. I don't own these characters, but I have ridden in a big rig before. Told in 4 chapters.
Big Trouble in Little China - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Complete
Yuletide Blessing by Harry50 reviews
What if Hermione decided to teach Harry how to dance before the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione Granger: Sorceress Returning by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Sometimes, the recovery is just as hard as the ordeal itself. Part FIVE in series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,551 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 4/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
My Summer With Willy by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1971 movie. Meeting a young Willy Wonka, as seen through the eyes of a person of about the same age. Fits into my Willy series; see my profile for the order of stories. I don't own these characters, but could really go for a milkshake about now.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Complete
It's A Wonderful Latte by Random Guise reviews
It's the holiday classic from 1946, redone for Coffee Time Films. George Bailey sees the world if he'd never been born, but Clarence has to explain just why things are different. I don't own these characters, and I do like muffins.
It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Homeward Bound by Random Guise reviews
Rebecca has an idea for a new bar game at Cheers, and annoys Sam until he agrees to play a Story with a Hole mystery. I don't own these characters, and nobody would know my name if I walked into a bar.
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,558 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
It All Ads Up by Random Guise reviews
Through the Quantum Leap Project Sam Beckett leaps into the life of a minor advertising writer and tries without success to replicate the style of the old Burma Shave ads. I don't own these characters, but I do think there are a few times the commercials are better than some of the shows I've watched.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Sam, Al, OC - Complete
Hoagies, Heroes and Subs Oh My! by Random Guise reviews
Ralphie had the best Christmas a boy ever had, COULD ever have when he received his Red Ryder BB gun in the 1983 film. But like everyone, at some point the holiday is over and you have to go back to school. Miss Shields gives her class an assignment to put on their imagination caps; Ralphie wears his all the time anyway. I don't own these characters, but I've had a BB gun.
A Christmas Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
What Would I Do Without You? by Random Guise reviews
Was it the injury or is it an alien? A doctor receives what seems to be a blessing, but there are consequences. I don't own these characters, and I'm glad I don't write too many of these stories.
Outer Limits - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Complete
Prepared for Thanksgiving by Random Guise reviews
It's been one year since the infamous "turkey drop" for Carlson and WKRP in the city of Cincinnati. Will anyone let the big guy forget? This is a very short one-shot for the Thanksgiving holiday. I don't own these characters, and my turkey did not arrive via air delivery.
WKRP in Cincinnati - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Complete
Getting a Girl by flowerchild33 reviews
Molly Weasley has six sons and desperately wants a daughter. She thinks she will do anything to get a girl, but when she finally finds a way, will she be willing to do what must be done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Ginny W., Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 203 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
Going Nowhere by Random Guise reviews
Two people stuck in the dark on the surface of the moon waiting for rescue. Based on the Robert Heinlein short story "Gentleman, Be Seated!". Another Story with a Hole mystery. I don't own these characters and I've never been to the moon.
Robert Heinlein - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Complete
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Voyage Interrupted by Random Guise reviews
Based on the "I, Robot" short stories by Isaac Asimov. Dr. Susan Calvin comes to investigate in the aftermath of an airline accident. Short one-shot. I don't own these characters, and I always seem to crash the simulators.
I, Robot - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Complete
Harmony Bound by flowerchild33 reviews
Harry and Hermione soul bond at the end of GoF. AU after. What happens when Harry and Hermione bind at a young age? How will that change their destinies and the path of the war? M for chapter 2 onward. My usual bit of smut mixed into the rest of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 235,295 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How Many Shades of Gray by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1971 film, this is a short backstory for Willy Wonka as a child. Consistent with my What Goes Up story, using a same OC mentioned previously. Just how did Willy get the idea for his life's career?
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Complete
Out of Order by Random Guise reviews
Takes place during Robert Heinlein's first published story "Life-Line". Dr. Pinero and his life expectancy machine have a visit from a gentleman from far away. One-shot, and I don't own these characters or life insurance. If you want to read the story it takes place in, it can be found in the public domain on the web.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Robert Heinlein - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Yes or No Please by Random Guise reviews
John Steed and Emma Peel are summoned to their next case, but are tested first with a Story with a Hole mystery. Takes place shortly before the arrival of Tara King. I don't own these characters, but I have bent an umbrella using it for other purposes.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 6 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
Who will be next to perish? Should he support the Ministry? Does Dumbledore have a plan? These questions and more haunt Harry as he and his new Order train for war and vengeance. Snape gets the Defence job. Will he too be struck down? Harry has been warned about the returning Potions Master, but how can he resist hearing tales about Slughorn's favorite student, Lily Evans?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,589 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Interminable War by Random Guise reviews
The characters on the show M*A*S*H are sitting and discussing how war can play tricks on your mind at the 4077. A one-shot that takes place late in the series. I don't own these characters, but I have eaten an old MRE.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Complete
Scarlet Witch and the Thirteen Dwarves by Dr Matthattan reviews
Wanda Maximoff unexpectedly finds herself joining the Quest of Erebor. How will Middle-earth react to the Scarlet Witch as a powerful evil rises once more?
Crossover - Hobbit & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,169 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Complete
Just Why Canty? by Gojirob
Harry learns of some heritage from the Evans' family, which by extension puts both Ron and Hermione off their game as they explore the implications of Harry's descent from a literary character popularized by Samuel Clemens. Set about six months after the war's end.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Extended Warrenty Not Included by Random Guise reviews
Taking place before 1977's Episode IV, Darth Vader encounters a side of the force that that is neither dark nor light, but powerful nevertheless. I don't own these characters, and the closest I've come to owning a spaceship is building the LEGO Millennium Falcon.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Darth Vader, OC - Complete
The Potter Coven by flowerchild33 reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry everything after the third task and Hermione is determined to help Harry tackle it all. She finds a unique solution that will change their lives forever. She will awaken forbidden magic and great power that will shake the magical world and will definitely offer power that he knows not. The rating is for a reason. Smut with M/F, F/F and multiple relations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Keep Training by Random Guise reviews
Remo Williams, the Destroyer is a government agent being trained by Korean Sinanju master Chiun to combat evil in the 1985 film. After bringing down George Grove and his HARP program he continues his training but surely he isn't the first agent trained. I don't own these characters and I can't start a fire by rubbing a twig between my fingers.
Remo Williams - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Complete
Quack, Quack by Gojirob reviews
What happens when glory-hound Gilderoy Lockhart receives lessons from someone of a like nature? Xover at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Useful Advice by Random Guise reviews
They say free advice is worth what you pay for it, but that may not always be the case. Takes place during the first movie just as the Fellowship is leaving Rivendell. I don't own these characters and I've never been to a psychic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Complete
Mr Monk and the Story with a Hole by Random Guise reviews
From the series Monk, Adrian gets his shot at a story with a hole mystery. Set towards the later part of the series. I don't own these characters, but through random chance I did solve a game of Clue on the first turn once.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Complete
Drastic Measures by Random Guise reviews
Based on events immediately following the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter. Alex Rogan thought he was just playing a game, but he had 'the gift' to be a starfighter. Now the Star League needs new pilots, and quickly. Centauri has a solution. I don't own these characters, but I have played the video game. (I don't have 'the gift')
Last Starfighter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete
News From Home by Random Guise reviews
Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry is laid up in the hospital bored and worried about his town. With no phone, he is happy to have Floyd visit him. The feeling doesn't last. I don't own these characters, but I grew up in a small town that didn't even have one traffic light.
Andy Griffith Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Complete
True Nature's Child by MaryRoyale reviews
Remus Lupin is one of the most respected professors at Bristol University. Archivist Hermione Granger is shocked to discover that Professor Lupin has a wild side, and maybe a mechanic boyfriend. The deeper she gets, the more confused she becomes. A Muggle AU where the Marauders own and run a motorcycle repair shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 311 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Vires Animi, the Professor Thought by Random Guise reviews
Story with a Hole mystery time again. The Castaways need something to stimulate their brains, and the Professor has just the thing. I don't own these characters, or their wardrobes that never seemed to wear out or fade.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Complete
Fred and George Save Hogwarts by annasfanfic
Fred and George save Hogwarts with those lovable brains of theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2017
Eloped by Harry50 reviews
A short one-shot about Harry after the Yule Ball
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 404 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Yorkshire, So Very Far Away by Random Guise reviews
The toll on life and limb during the war with the White Witch was high. While the battle still raged Narnia needed help from a skilled animal doctor. As a result James Herriot is going to be taking a little break from one war to help heal the wounds of another. A one-shot, more from "All Things Wise and Wonderful" than the TV series. I don't own these characters, but I have pets.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & All Creatures Great and Small - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Complete
Question the Data by Random Guise reviews
Short spoof based on the 1951 movie "When Worlds Collide". Don't you just hate it when you leave for a trip and forget something important? Don't you hate when you have to give a report in class? I don't own these characters or know anybody building a spaceship.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Complete
The Last President of Gallifrey by dudelove85 reviews
Torture at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange unlocks Hermione's hidden hertiage. She is Romanadvoratrelundar, former companion to the Doctor and President of Gallifrey during the Last Great Time War. With the Time Lady on their side, the war against Voldemort suddenly looks winnable. But for Harry and Ron, will that compensate for the loss of their best friend?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Romana III, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
X Doesn't Mark The Spot by Random Guise reviews
Kings and queens always try to hold on to their lands. But what if some of that land was suddenly not there? A one-shot taking place during the time of the first movie/book, during the Golden Age of the Pevensie reign. This one also uses story dice as part of the challenge. I don't own these characters; even Aslan would laugh at me if I suggested otherwise. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Complete
Key to Detecting by Random Guise reviews
The gang down at the 12th precinct want the best recruits for detective and have devised a little test using a Story with a Hole mystery. Set during the last season, a one shot complete. I don't own these characters but they do get out of the squad room once in a while.
Barney Miller - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
HP-B8 : Neville's Island by Gojirob reviews
After the great battle at Hogwarts, Neville makes a regular visit. Two people do something they shouldn't be able to do. He finds support and opposition in odd places. Is he making too much of it? Maybe. But with the Trio's aid, he will learn the truth. He will need his newfound strength. Part of a series, "Harry Potter And The Crazy Eighth".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Neville L.
Misunderstandings of Passion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
It's Always Something by Gojirob reviews
When the Dark Lord was revived, Wormtail forgot to turn to the next page...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
Armando Dippet and The Stone Of Help by Gojirob reviews
Dumbledore listens as his predecessor relates the path of one of the objects he seeks in his quest to stop Voldemort, and how a most interesting Muggle made good use of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Albus D. - Complete
What Goes Up by Random Guise reviews
About a month after the 1971 movie ends, Charlie gets introduced to one of Willy Wonka's competitors. A short one shot, complete. I still don't own these characters, and I ate the chocolate in the refrigerator and am now searching the pantry.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Complete
Isms by Random Guise reviews
A one-shot based on the 1991 movie City Slickers. The days may be hard work, but what do you do around the campfire when things slow down in the evenings? I don't own these characters and I never watched the sequel. Complete insofar as I'm not adding to the list.
City Slickers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Mitch, Curly - Complete
Final Edit by Random Guise reviews
A writer loves to tell a story, but what if he's not very good at it? Told in the style of the original TV show. Contrary to Mr. Shumoch, I've still got a few tales to share even if to just a small corner of an ignored room in a vacant house of an abandoned town on a backwater world. Complete.
Twilight Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Complete
Bargain Basement by Random Guise reviews
Indiana Jones doesn't always have to go looking for adventure; it seems to find him. I don't own these characters, and my house doesn't have a basement. This is an adaption of an oral story, with sound effects included. I've added a framing portion to the story to provide context.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Indiana Jones - Complete
Validating Occurrences: A Study in Emerald by R-dude reviews
A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Playing It Safe by Random Guise reviews
Okay, time to cover the DS9 show with its own short. Guess what, those pesky safety protocols have acted up again on the holosuites, but not quite in the usual way. Near the end of the 3rd season I think. I don't own these characters, and I can barely simulate staying awake sometimes. Complete with 2 chapters. Spelling (mostly?) fixed.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Complete
Chocolate, Now That's An Idea by Random Guise reviews
The movie (1971) makes it seem that Willy Wonka has always been a chocolate creator, but it turns out that wasn't his first try. A very short prequel. I don't own the character of Willy, but I do have some chocolate shoved in the back of my refrigerator. My first Willy story. Check my profile for the proper order of Willy stories.e
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
A Bridge Too Far by Random Guise reviews
A different take about that bridge in Moria that the Fellowship has to cross in LOTR (2001), all because I misheard a word on the radio and it gave me an idea. I mean, what else can you do with 'Balrock' anyway? I don't own these characters, and I don't play guitar. I could have called this "We'll Cross That Bridge When We Come To It" - but I didn't.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Complete
TMI by Random Guise reviews
Perhaps the level of a civilization can be measured in the amount of fine print from everyday disclosures. Worf disagrees. Quick one shot, now with a couple of errors fixed. I don't own these characters or a replicator.e
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Complete
Upgrade Issues by Random Guise reviews
Don't you just hate when your technology goes obsolete? The HAL 9000 is about to get some bad news. A take-off on the 1969 film "2001: A Space Odyssey". I don't own these characters or a self-aware supercomputer.e
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Dave B., HAL 9000 - Complete
Sign of the Times by Random Guise reviews
Great change brings great opportunity - a smart businessman needs to read the winds of change as well as his customers. Just an idea I got for a one scene short while editing my Princess Bride story. I don't own Gandalf (as if one could) and I've never owned a tavern/inn.e
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Gandalf - Complete
Dark Lord Herod by BrilliantLady reviews
It was foretold that a child born at the end of July would be his downfall. Lord Voldemort didn't want to take any chances as to whom the prophecy could apply to. Malfoy POV, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Verdant Magic by Quatermass reviews
(Evil Dumbledore!) Lily Evans didn't die that fateful night. Instead, she had her memories erased and was sent away by Dumbledore, so that she could not interfere with his plans for Harry. But now, thanks to Umbridge, Lily Evans has regained her memories, and is back for her son. But how will Harry react when he learns that his mother is not only alive and well, but is Poison Ivy?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,141 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn] Selina K./Catwoman, Harry P.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 5,989 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter Story Fluffle by Philosophize reviews
Fluffle: A pack of bunnies; or, in this case, a collection of 1st chapters of stories which may or may not get written. Most are x-overs. Some are FemHarry. Most are femslash. All are interesting, but many have problems preventing me from creating strong plots. None are up for adoption, but if you have ideas to help so a full story can be written, I'd love to hear from you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 5/10/2016
Surprise Child by Harry50 reviews
Harry was just having lunch at a small diner, when a young woman came in, pushing a pram with a toddler in it. She wasn't a classical beauty, although her face was quite pretty, and yet it reminded him of something that he didn't really understand. He shrugged it off and turned back to his food. A slight tap on his shoulder attracted his attention a moment later. "Harry?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,096 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Harry P., Millicent B.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
A Cool Day In Milwaukee by Gojirob reviews
The Doctor acts to restore three Milwaukee, Wisconsin natives to their proper time and place, while calling their errant host to account and trying to see her past the bitterness of her wronged companions. Based partly on the early 1980's Animated Series, 'The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang', which really did exist. Really.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Happy Days - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Clara O., 13th Doctor, Richie C., Fonzie F.
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
The Wand Chooses The Wizard, The Wizard Chooses The Witch by vlad the inhaler reviews
A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Miss Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 379 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 209 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Hermione Granger: Guardian of the Galaxy by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
When Hermione finds herself on the other side of the galaxy without any hope of returning home, she must fight harder than ever to keep herself alive. Part 4 in series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,940 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Hermione G., Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
The Law by Harry50 reviews
The new emergency law required every witch between 14 and 40 to have at least three children within a decade. Age and marital status were deemed irrelevant. The magical population needed to grow quickly or perish. There didn't seem to be any other outcome. [Harry/Hermione/Narcissa/OC] Warning: Underage sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
Irony Is Nothing If Not Man by Gojirob reviews
When, in the MCU, Tony Stark attempts to get information about Steve Rogers' group after Civil War, he'd better realize : A shift from comics to cinematic universe means many things shift around.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2017 - T. Stark/Iron Man - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 233 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Praise You by MaryRoyale reviews
A throwaway compliment ignites the spark of Pansy Parkinson's new addiction. Who knew that a squirming, blushing Hermione Granger could be so... endearing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 4,621 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
American Quidditch by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes to an American Wizarding sports event with his two boys, and who should he bump into? None other than Draco Malfoy and Scorpius. How will these two former Hogwarts Quidditch players respond to the Americanized version of the sport?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., James S. P., Albus S. P.
Different Dreams by flowerchild33 reviews
Hermione always thought she had an idea of what she wanted in life. Then that life got in the way of her plans. What will happen as dreams differ? Eventual Harmony. Occasional lemons mixed in with the plot as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,431 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Marauder Christmas by MaryRoyale reviews
December 25, 1977 was a full moon. Remus thinks it would just be better to stay at Hogwarts. Safer. The Marauders have other plans. No pairing. Canon compliant. One shot. Marauder friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Deleted Scenes from Jasmine & Hermione's Story by Philosophize reviews
The trilogy of fics that make up Jasmine and Hermione's story - Yule Ball Panic, The Power of Love, and Heart and Soul - only got to where they are now because of the extensive time and effort Bonnie put into editing them. She changed, added, and deleted quite a bit, including entire scenes. Collected here are a few of those missing scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Sex Education – Hogwarts' Style by Harry50 reviews
Different schools teach this subject in different ways. This is one possible way that Hogwarts may tackle the subject
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls by flowerchild33 reviews
Set at the end of OOTP. Hermione is worried about Harry returning to Privet Drive for the summer and resolves to make his stay more enjoyable. Then she comes up with a plan to do that AND mess with the Dursleys at the same time. H/Hr, but plenty of other girls join the fun as the title implies. No smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,121 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Nargles Can Do by Harry50 reviews
Dudley meets someone special when shopping for Christmas presents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Dudley D., Luna L.] - Complete
Iris Potter and the Exile from Asgard by Philosophize reviews
Witches of SHIELD #3. Iris & Hermione go to New Mexico to help Coulson investigate a strange object with a familiar energy signature. Little do they know that Gen. Ross already has a base there and is still looking for Iris. Despite Iris not being able to use magic for now, they get caught up with an exiled god, a desperate scientist, a mysterious benefactor, and an ancient crime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,591 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Thor, Loki - Complete
Lord and Ladies by Harry50 reviews
With Voldemort resurrected, Dumbledore needed to find a shortcut, enabling the light faction to gain power and stand a chance against the dark. The one he found proved very enjoyable for Harry Potter and some girls. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,269 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Kitten by MaryRoyale reviews
In Hermione's life, only one person dared call her anything other than her name. No pairings. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/15/2016
Iris Potter, Agent of SHIELD by Philosophize reviews
Part 2 of "Witches of SHIELD." Sequel to "Death of Natasha Romanoff." Reunited with Hermione Granger, Iris Potter has taken back her name and is using magic again, but can Iris maintain control or will she become worse than the foes SHIELD sends her against? Will she and Hermione be able to help Iron Man stop the Hulk, the Abomination, and Ivan Vanko? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,335 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Testing Gone Wrong by HJaneMay reviews
Oneshot. Fred and George need someone to test their newest love potion on, and choose Draco as the lucky candidate. Unfortunately, a mix-up occurs and Harry takes it instead. / Not OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Precocity of Veela by MaryRoyale reviews
In all of his five years, Draco Malfoy has always gotten his way. What happens when he meets a budding witch who isn't willing to yield? Dramione. Veela!fic. One shot. Gift!fic for LadiePhoenix007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Relaxing Day Out by annasfanfic reviews
All Harry wants is a relaxing day out, instead he's given a crash course in the crazy of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Out of Bounds by BrilliantLady reviews
Fred and George Weasley saw the name "Forbidden Forest" as a cute advisory warning to be disregarded. Certainly they weren't going to pay any more attention to Dumbledore's warning threat of a "very painful death" for trespassers in the forbidden corridor. Time to give the challenges there a try! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/16/2016 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 306 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Complete
Hermione Granger: Sorceress by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Apparently, having more superhero friends only means there are many more interesting situations to find yourself in. (Part 3 in series)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,543 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blame it on the Firewhiskey by Harry50 reviews
Summer after the fourth year. Harry stays at Grimmauld Place, with Sirius, Hermione and the Weasleys. Sirius wants to celebrate. The consequences bring some changes nobody could expect. Harry/Hermione. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
The Unmarried Widow by MaryRoyale reviews
Finding one's soulmate is the hottest new fad among the wizarding youth of the United Kingdom. Unless you happen to be Hermione Granger who doesn't believe in that sort of twaddle. Sort-of-a-sequel to Yuanfen. Hermione/Nobody. Not really a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A night of Love by Harry50 reviews
Sixth year. Padma asks Harry to help her with a problem, leading to unexpected results. [Harry/ Padma/ Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heart of the Badger by MaryRoyale reviews
For more years than he cares to count, Teddy Lupin has been in love with Hermione Granger. How can he make her see him as a man? As someone other than her best friend's godson? Oneshot. TeddyHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Hermione G., Teddy L. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
The Banfhlath and the Priñs by MaryRoyale reviews
Medieval!AU In the Celtic Dal Hogwarts, the feuding kindred of Gryffindor and Slytherin seek peace. Hermione, banfhlath of Gryffindor is given in marriage to Draco, priñs of Slytherin. Will she be accepted by his people, or will she always be an outsider? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by MaryRoyale reviews
Love doesn't come in just one flavour. An expression of the varieties of love of which human beings are capable expressed through characters of the HPverse. A series of One-Shots. Happy Valentine's Day 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,499 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
HoneyMoon by Quatermass reviews
(One-shot!) The honeymoon of Harry and Ginny Potter was always going to be special, magical, and out of this world. What better place to have it than the Moon itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Quatermass and the Doctor by Quatermass reviews
(NOT a self-insert) Two scientists. One is a renegade time-travelling alien. The other, a man who has fought to reach the stars against enemies from space and on Earth. In the aftermath of the Global Chemicals fiasco, the Doctor and his friend Professor Bernard Quatermass have a talk...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Quatermass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2016 - 3rd Doctor - Complete
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 289,842 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Stolen Destiny: Alchemical Applications by Nauro reviews
Harry Potter has been stolen from the Dursley's doorstep. Albus Dumbledore, moved by this occurrence, dedicates his time and resources to finding the boy, enlisting the help of an immortal alchemist. The story follows Dumbledore on his quest for truth. Contains influences from Ars Magica.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2016
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Thursday's Child by MaryRoyale reviews
Since the end of the war, Dudley has wondered about his cousin and the world into which Harry disappeared. He is given an unexpected second-chance at the world of magic and its inhabitants. Is he ready to face magic again? Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Cho C., Dudley D. - Complete
Half-Truths by MaryRoyale reviews
After the war, Remus deals with Nymphadora's death and raising Teddy in his own way. He accepts help reluctantly. AU, EWE. Pining!Oblivious!Remus. Angst. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
It Was A Shorter Special, Charlie Brown by Gojirob reviews
The early special "It Was A Short Summer" with a slightly different filter on it, and the later consequences of said change.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Charlie Brown, Lucy V.
Ups and Downs by Harry50 reviews
It was only two days since their wedding and they had already had three major quarrels and many more minor ones. They still slept together. She wondered for how long. Harry-Hermione-Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Magic by BrilliantLady reviews
Nicholas Flamel decides to spread some Christmas cheer. One-off, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Nicolas F., Perenelle F. - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
The new Mrs Potter by Harry50 reviews
Things start changing after the third task, and not necessarily for worse. Harry's magic makes choices for him and he actually likes the results. [Harry/ Hermione/Fleur/Multi]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,693 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 269 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
A Subtle Love by MaryRoyale reviews
Blaise Zabini has loved Hermione for half of his life, but due to the war he has never felt comfortable revealing his feelings for her. After he acquires a genuine DA coin, he gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and he grasps it with both hands. Submission for Round 9 Hermione Smut on lj. Hermione/Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 326 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Worthy Queen of Greatness by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, diverges early. What if Elsa and Anna's parents had understood what the trolls really meant about Elsa's power?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 3/28/2014
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Ex Tempore by MaryRoyale reviews
This was definitely not in her job description. And yet, here she was, Deputy Head of the DRCMC, somehow doing a job better suited to an Unspeakable. How on earth did she get assigned to helping Salazar Slytherin get settled into life in the twenty-first century? (Originally a gift fic for Meiri in the Granger Enchanted Fic Exchange.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 498 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
I Think You Know by lightning-lion7 reviews
Teddy/Victoire one shot of how their friendship became something more. His 5th and her 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 4,660 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Hermione Granger: Avenger by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
How much trouble can a little, blue cube and an Asgardian trickster god be? (Sequel to Hermione Granger: Agent of SHIELD)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,980 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Hermione G., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The First Kiss by MaryRoyale reviews
For almost five years, Hermione Granger has been working tirelessly for reforms to the laws governing werewolves. The moment has come, how will Hermione handle the Wizengamot's decision? Remus/Hermione. A Thank You Prezzie for Simona Polle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Remus L. - Complete
1692 and All That by Publicola reviews
A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/3/2014 - OC, C. Binns, Bathilda B.
Stark Transcendent by Morta's Priest reviews
There are many paths open to Tony Stark, billionaire arms merchant. In some worlds, he is destitute. In others, he is a knight in shining armor. And in a precious few, he just might transcend expectations altogether. The future is an unwritten page - who knows where it may lead? (Archive of the Spacebattles Quest.)
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony
The Death of Natasha Romanoff by Philosophize reviews
While helping to stop Stane, Natasha encounters a face she never thought she'd see again. Forced to deal with memories, decisions, and a life she thought she'd long left behind, will she survive the emotional upheaval, not to mention the rampaging, homicidal Stane? Or will she have to face her fears & transform herself, becoming once again what she once was? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by MaryRoyale reviews
Walburga isn't getting any younger, and her family is urging her to marry. The only problem is that Walburga won't accept anything less than Orion Black. This is a companion piece to Arx Domus Nigrae. Angst. Mention of attempted suicide. Walburga/Orion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
Bric-à-brac by CycoMW reviews
A few short works. Tiny one-offs. Misc ideas. Bit and bobs. You get the idea. Humour/Light: 'Pranking the Sorting Hat', 'Potter Travels to the Forest Moon (parts 1 & 2)', and 'Harry Potter Narrated.' Humour/Dark: 'Confringo is Easier', 'Transfiguration Practice' and 'Oblivious'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Redemption by Harry50 reviews
War changes people. Two bullies regret their past and try to redeem themselves, each in his or her own way, yet their ways cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Dudley D., Pansy P.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Chapter Chowder - No longer just beginnings by CycoMW reviews
Where once there was just the beginnings of new stories some have now been revisited and expanded. Adamantium Potter and The Six Million Dollar Wizard are now two part stories and Just a boy now had three parts and covers all of first year. Due to surprising interest part two of Within a Cupboard now added. - Chapter 1 starts with summaries of all the stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,111 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Rubeus H.
Sorting of Heroes by lightning-lion7 reviews
This is just a little one shot AU of a bunch of Marvel characters getting sorted at Hogwarts...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter, the Videogame (Multiplayer) by R-dude reviews
Harry Potter's life is a Videogame. With ... inter-dimensional internet connection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
I Needn't See the Light to Chase It by R-dude reviews
Do you believe in chance? Are you a gambler, perhaps? Have you ever played with dice? No? Still, in the Wizarding World, is it really that weird for the dice to play with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger: Agent of SHIELD by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
After a series of worrying events occur in the Muggle world, Kingsley Shacklebolt finally grants Nick Fury's request to provide a magical liaison to work with S.H.I.E.L.D. (Set BEFORE first 'Avengers' film.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 861 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Not the Usual by MaryRoyale reviews
CoffeeShop!AU Shy Neville likes things a certain way. When a new woman comes into his life he's forced out of his comfort zone. Who knew that trying new things could be so pleasant?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Padma P., Neville L. - Complete
Camp Hogwarts by lightning-lion7 reviews
Two small glimpses at what a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover might look like... Please don't hate my godly parent choices... R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 467 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 3,109 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
A New Kind of Adventure by lightning-lion7 reviews
A small Mericcup Romance I wrote a while ago and forgot to post.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
Being Neighbourly by MaryRoyale reviews
Extreme AU. Regulus survived the Inferi attack and lived. After the second war he's living in a flat with his House Elf Kreacher and working in the Wizengamot, but he's more interested in the pretty French witch that's moved in down the hall. Beauxbatons!Hermione/Regulus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Spring Equinox by Harry50 reviews
Umbridge wants to restore a certain old tradition. It backfires nicely with some very unexpected results. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 378 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 370 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
WIB by stgulik reviews
The planet Earth is in dire need of security. Lucius and Severus are in dire need of employment. Well, at least the suits are black.
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Silent Witness by MaryRoyale reviews
At Hogwarts there are some who mark and remember those that have gone before. They might not be human, exactly, but magic has made them sentient... in a way. The walls of Hogwarts might not have ears as we know them, or eyes as we would recognize them, but they have witnessed much. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Minerva M., Neville L., Lorcan S. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Metamorphosis by MaryRoyale reviews
Struggling to find his way after the War, Gregory Goyle lives a life of seclusion. A regular visit to Diagon Alley finds him roped into art lessons with Luna Lovegood, and that changes everything. Submission for QLFC Season 2 semifinals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Luna L., Gregory G. - Complete
The Never Ending Battle Book Three: Visions by Gojirob reviews
When members of the former 4077th MASH in the late 50's begin time-swapping with members of the senior staff of DS9, only the Padre can make things right, with the aid of some mysterious beings who talk oddly and look like his friends from the 4077th.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Keiko O., F. Mulcahy - Complete
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Millicent Bulstrode Guide to Being 'Good' by MaryRoyale reviews
Running a successful public relations company is never easy, but when all of your clients are Slytherins then it's like herding recalcitrant dragons. Still, there are worse things a person could do for a living... right? Millie-centric. Non-canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Millicent B., Draco M., Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
Bond Ranks His Bass by Gojirob reviews
What happens when breakneck spy action meets holiday stop-motion? The name is Kringle - Kris Kringle. A song filk based on 'First Toymakers To The King' from the Rankin/Bass' holiday classic ' Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)'
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2014
In Pursuit of Knowledge by MaryRoyale reviews
Knowledge is the pinnacle to which all true Seekers aspire. Rowena has always believed this to be true. But what is she willing to sacrifice on the altar of wisdom? Rowena/Helga established relationship. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Rowena R., Helena R., Helga H. - Complete
A Terminator in Diagon Alley by CycoMW reviews
Sarah Connor wasn't the only target. Skynet didn't just build one time machine. Whilst John Connor might have been the leader of the resistance he wasn't the only threat to Skynet. Short story. Now complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
As Small As Small Is by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 211 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Carolina Fella by Gojirob reviews
While on duty in Vietnam, Forrest and friends rescue a man who was never supposed to be there, and Forrest finds much common ground with this man. A crossover, revealed at the end.
Forrest Gump - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2014
Beast or Being? by MaryRoyale reviews
It has been less than a year since Remus lost everyone and everything he cared about in this world. He's doing his best to adjust to life without his friends, and he considers turning to the Ministry for help. Angst. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Complete
Source of Light by LadyDunla reviews
A plot to overthrow the Statute of Secrecy forces MI-5 and their magical counterparts to set aside their prejudices and work together. But it is not all that simple, and for some officers this operation is intensely personal. Sequel to Operation Wandless.
Crossover - Harry Potter & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Ros M., Lucas N.
The Raven's Blade I: A distant Light (rewritten) by Valandhir reviews
Kili survived the battle of the five armies, thought he lost his home again. Decades later a grim dwarven warrior comes across a man searching for Imladris. Thus begins a journey across the lone lands that will lead into war. This version is a complete rewrite and expansion from the original. Mix of movie/book canon. Rated M for violence, just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,044 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 10,975 - Follows: 11,516 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Changing the World by MaryRoyale reviews
Dementors are classified as XXXXX according to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Luna thinks that perhaps she might be able to change that. Neville's fairly certain that this time Luna might have bitten off more than she can chew. No pairing. Dementor Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Dementors, Luna L., Neville L.
As Good a Reason As Any by LadyDunla reviews
Everyone has reasons to go out there and risk it, and Ori rather thinks that his is as good a reason as any to leave home.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Ori, Dori, Nori - Complete
The Calling by Luan Mao reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
Aftermath by MaryRoyale reviews
Even though it's been years since Chamber of Secrets was opened Ginny is still haunted by Tom Riddle's diary. Prolonged exposure to the Horcrux left its mark on the youngest Weasley and she struggles in the aftermath. Trauma Survivor. Dealing with triggers. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2014
A Ride into the Mountains by Luan Mao reviews
The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sowing Seeds by MaryRoyale reviews
Slytherins don't 'make friends'. They leave that sort of nonsense to Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors. Slytherins make allies. They trade favors. They cultivate relationships. Evan Rosier decides that perhaps the half-blood Snape is worth cultivating. No couples. WARNING: Mention of child abuse, verbal Muggle bashing, Slytherin superiority complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Evan R., Severus S.
The World Was Their Oyster by MaryRoyale reviews
Most students were excited about graduation from Hogwarts, but Evan Rosier could care less. Graduation paled in comparison to his plans for the future. Submission for the QLFC S02R05. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2014
Drifting In To Consciousness by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition's season 2. Round 4 prompt: "This time, your task is to write a fic that starts and ends with the same word." Hermione struggles to find her place in the post-war world. Luna tries to help. Harry/Hermione/Luna. Implied polamory, bisexuality, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
Calcination by MaryRoyale reviews
The 17th century was a period of turmoil, fear, and mistrust for Muggles and wizards alike. When the Great Fire of London decimated the old City of London it could have destroyed Ollivanders, but instead it made them even stronger. Submitted to the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Season 2 Round 3: Historical Events. (I got man-made disasters.) OCs for the Ollivander family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2014 - G. Ollivander, OC - Complete
The Home-maker by MaryRoyale reviews
How did Molly and Arthur end up in the Burrow? How did the Burrow get its name? A glimpse at newlyweds Arthur and Molly in their new home and Molly's first dinner as bride in the Burrow. Submitted for the QLFC Season 2 Round 2- The Falcons picked Molly as their character and 'cooking' as her action. Molly/Arthur (They're newlyweds so this is *before* kids...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Imagine If They Put Me In Slytherin by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter has always liked spiders and when he goes with the Weasley twins to see Lee's tarantula, Ron is left alone in the compartment. Ron has self-esteem issues and a lot of burning ambition. What happens if he's Sorted where he really belongs? Y1: neither het nor slash because they're 11 years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 227 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 915 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Dobby's Friend by Harry50 reviews
What could have happened if Dobby didn't die after rescuing Harry and his friends from Malfoy Manor? Could it affect the course of the war in any way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
The Strength of a Family by MaryRoyale reviews
Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Challenge S02R01- Family Round. The Weasley boys *all* remembered Uncle Bilius. He was a pretty memorable bloke and he left an indelible impression on all of his nephews, but in the end it was George who understood him best. Canon compliant. WARNING: Character deaths, tragedy, grief, negative coping skils. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2014 - George W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 5 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
The war has begun. The evil forces of Lord Voldemort have overrun Azkaban prison, and the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix struggle to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing. Harry spends the summer cooped up in Grimmauld Place, but he really just wants to do something. Fortunately, the new Defence teacher helps the students prepare to fight the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 237,082 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The Appearance of Hermione Granger by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Sherlock Holmes is most intrigued when he observes three teenagers materialise in the middle of a central London road. He is even more interested when, eighteen months later, one of these strange individuals moves into 221C Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Death Seeker by Technomad reviews
What if Gandalf, while freeing Theoden from Saruman's spells, had also freed Grima? And Grima leaped at the chance to ride with the host of Rohan?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
The Joy of the Game by MaryRoyale reviews
The War may have changed a lot of things, but not Parvati Patil's love of her favourite Quidditch team. Experiencing the game in person is always a thrill for her... even if she can't see it. Final submission for the QLFC. Prompt: Write about an avid fan of your team. No Pairings. "T" for the use of British blue language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Parvati P. - Complete
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
The Spell of Sealing by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, based on info from Pottermore. If Remus were the only one of the Marauders left, charged by Lily to keep Harry safe and happy and free, would he be willing to do the otherwise unthinkable to fulfill her wishes? Now being continued, by popular demand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,529 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013
Another Day's Work by R-dude reviews
My name is Harry Potter. I am Kaiju Reaction Force unit A1. This is what I do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Love Stinks by MaryRoyale reviews
"You love her, but she loves him. He loves somebody else- you just can't win." -J. Geils Band Valentine's Day didn't turn out exactly as Millicent had planned. Thank Merlin she's got good friends. Or Malfoy anyway. MB/DM friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Millicent B., Draco M. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Study Partners by MaryRoyale reviews
Submission for QLFC Finals Round 2 Mystery Character Challenge. As the N.E.W.T.s approach Hermione makes a tentative friendship with someone she never would have considered. As she grows to appreciate her new study partner Hermione realizes that people are often not who we assume they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/3/2014
Gray Ashes the World Let Loose by Romantic Silence reviews
A decade ago, Hermione left Britain to achieve greatness. Now the most famous witch of the century, she returns with her twin son and daughter, who are also the children of her best friend, Harry Potter. As both children prepare for Hogwarts, friction stirs between them and their half-siblings. However, for what reason did Hermione return? And why have people begun disappearing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hero's Ladies by Harry50 reviews
Harry finds himself at the center of female attention after the war. He has his old friends for support and some unexpected new ones, helping him enjoy the attention and make his life better than he ever expected. For adults only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G. - Complete
Tears of Blood by LadyDunla reviews
The Battle of the Five Armies, as seen by some of its participants. Not all heroes are named in the stories and songs, but that doesn't mean they weren't there.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 488 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Wandless by LadyDunla reviews
Harry Potter has no idea what to do. His new Auror recruits are nothing short of hopeless. Then an idea hits him... "So, let me get this straight: we're supposed to show some wand-waving weirdoes how to do our job?" "Yes, that is the general idea." Or: failing Auror recruits get dumped with MI-5 to get a lesson in how spying is really done.
Crossover - Harry Potter & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,810 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Ros M., Ruth E. - Complete
The Ballad of Sirius Black by MaryRoyale reviews
When Hermione's father dies he leaves her a previously unknown inheritance-a derelict farmhouse called Carterhaugh. A retelling of the Ballad of Tam Lin (Child Ballad 39a) with Sirius Black in place of Tam Lin and Hermione in place of Janet. Rated M for language and Smut. EWE, AU. Sirius/Hermione. Mature readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pangs of Despiséd Love by MaryRoyale reviews
Bellatrix keeps finding herself near a mysterious wood. The wolf that lives there keeps telling her to go away, but Bellatrix has never done what she was told. Submission for the Particular Pairing Challenge. Bellatrix Lestrange/Remus Lupin. AU! ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Remus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Charlie's Child by Harry50 reviews
Charlie is almost ready to get married when an unexpected letter makes him reconsider his feelings and his plans. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Charlie W., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Watcher and the Dancer by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 11 (Siblings). Lily could not control the fact that she was pretty, vivacious and magically-talented. Petunia could not control the fact that she resented her sister for it. A brief glimpse into the relationship between the Evans sisters. Petunia/Vernon, Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
There's Always a Price for Murder by Azraeos reviews
It is years and years after the events of The Black Wizard, and in the deep dark of the woods he visits an old friend . . . (a Black Wizard future excerpt oneshot - sort of).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
Night of the Living Verdure by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 10 for the prompt: Write about your mascot after the war. Professor!Neville struggles to fix a student prank that went wrong while evading a student body that shuffles and moans through the halls. Happy Halloween! (Not really crack, even though the summary sounds as though it is...) Just a skosh of horror. A pinch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Neville L. - Complete
A Square Peg by MaryRoyale reviews
Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round 9 with this prompt: What if one of the Next Generation was born with a mental or physical disability? How Albus' Autism shaped his life and choices at Hogwarts and beyond. Albus Severus/Scorpius. Warning: Neural Diversity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Patientia Sit Virtus by MaryRoyale reviews
Dorea Black struggles to live up to her family's expectations. Charlus Potter is drawn to the pretty Slytherin, despite her family's Dark associations. Vignettes of Dorea's time at Hogwarts submitted for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 8 (All About Blacks). Could be considered a companion piece to Roundabout Destiny. Dorea Black/Charlus Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Dorea Black/Potter, Charlus P. - Complete
Bound by Harry50 reviews
Another soul-bond story with an unusual twist – good people. Dumbledore is manipulative but good and caring and the Weasleys are just as nice. There still are some bad guys, though, just for the balance. Rated M for adult themes. Most chapters are relatively short.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
When Love Is Not Enough by MaryRoyale reviews
At the end of the War, Neville and Luna began dating, but their hectic Post-War lives have begun to affect their relationship. Neville/Luna. Break-Up!Fic, NO Happy Ending. Submitted for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Argus Filch by MaryRoyale reviews
The pathos and suffering, the triumphs and the joys, the thoughts and ideas of Hogwarts' Caretaker-Argus Filch. Submitted for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 6. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
The Search for Ginny Weasley by MaryRoyale reviews
The war is over and now everything can go back to the way it was before, or can it? Ginny struggles to deal with change and loss in the aftermath of the Wizarding War. No pairings. Possibly canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Decidedly Different Dursleys by CycoMW reviews
A short where Vernon changes rather dramatically one year before Harry turns up on his doorstep. Vernon's actions during Harry's early years and his first two years at Hogwarts covered in brief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth by MaryRoyale reviews
We all know that in Harry's second year, Ron received a Howler at school, but what happened at home? What did Molly have to say to her husband about his odd collection and his strange proclivities for Muggle paraphernalia? Molly/Arthur. Submitted for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 4 (The utterly random Luna round.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Raven's Blade IV: The Heart of Journey by Valandhir reviews
The paths are set, all leading into the Great War, but the path is twisted, the answers are changed and the past shadows the steps of those who dare to face the Shadow again. The journey is coming full circle, but where does the circle end? Rated M for violence just to be safe. Like with all the stories before; this is a mix of book and movie canon.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 229,705 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Boromir, Kíli - Complete
Feathers, Fangs and Flames by Nauro reviews
Harry gets bitten by Lupin in third year. Now he questions himself and his life and struggles against his inner wolf. It's Harry finding support from both Cho and Ginny, questioning if anything good can happen for him. Fighting for the truth, himself, and those dearest to him, Harry wants to see Cho and Ginny safe. Werewolf's life is never simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,304 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Cho C.
Odd Bunch of Kids by lightning-lion7 reviews
What if Disney movie characters went to Hogwarts? Read the sortings of some favorite Disney characters. Please don't hate my sorting choices... R&R! Sorry its under Beauty and the Beast not all Disney...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Alis Volat Propriis by MaryRoyale reviews
Certain things are expected of young, wealthy, pureblood wizards like Blaise Zabini. Unfortunately, he doesn't want anything he's supposed to-he wants Millicent Bulstrode, but sneaking around and lying will only get you so far. MB/ZB Submission for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition- Round 2. Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Blaise Z., Millicent B.
Fleur's Surprise by Harry50 reviews
Fleur found something that may change Harry's life, yet she needs Hermione's help. How will this change their lives? Will Harry survive the tournament? Will Voldemort let them live? Warning: Some mature scenes inside. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
the-boy-who-wasn't-there by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter just wanted to be left alone. What happens when his magic grants him his wish and what happens when he arrives at Hogwarts. Covers primary school and his first Year at Hogwarts. Other years to follow sometime. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Edge of the World (A Raven's Blade Tale) by Valandhir reviews
An attack on a hidden Corsair harbor damages two fleets beyond hope and throws two survivors onto an unknown beach. Stranded on a long lost island enemies comes face to face with each other - and with the traces of a long lost past. A Raven's Blade Tale
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Boromir - Complete
A Bit of Teenage Rebellion by Romantic Silence reviews
When everyone thinks you're a hero, sometimes you forget that you're only human. As Harry struggles with coming to terms with his destiny and the death of Sirius, Hermione visits for a night of fun. With no Dursleys around, Harry and Hermione decides it's time for a bit of teenage rebellion. However, before they know it, secrets unravel, and confessions are made. H/Hr. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 316 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Absolutely Mad by lightning-lion7 reviews
Sherlock is on a case when he meets a mysterious man who seems out of this world. A Wholock Crossover about the two geniuses meeting.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Wrong to Right by Harry50 reviews
Hermione and Ron had just been engaged, yet Harry finds it difficult to be happy for them, despite being with Ginny. M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Untold Love Story by lightning-lion7 reviews
The story of how James finally got Lily and their remaining years at Hogwarts up until the night they were murdered. How will their love come about? All will be explained... Read on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Star Trek : TV Land Remixes by Gojirob reviews
Join the intrepid crews as they join forces with your other favorite shows. A Remix differs from a simple crossover by way of using one of the shows' episode structure as the basis for the plot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 48,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010
Normal by Romantic Silence reviews
After a party, Harry and Hermione discusses the direction their lives are going in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screwing It Up by lightning-lion7 reviews
One shot about Mouth and Stef romance post-movie.
Goonies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter: Pokemon Master by Sakura Lisel reviews
(HP!Pokemon xover) Its time for Yuki Stonewall and Hermione Giovanni's adventures in the Pokemon world to begin. What adventures await them as they follow the path be great trainers? -(Independent!Powerful!Grey!Harry!Hermione pairing)-
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Eevee/Eievui, Zorua
The Raven's Blade III: The Twilight Years by Valandhir reviews
The battle for Erebor is over and the Dwarven Exiles are returning home to rebuild their kingdom, best that they know how with all the changes the road heaped on them. All is not well and strife and contention still are abound, and in the north an ancient dark power whispers in the deeps. Rated M for violence, just to be safe
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,433 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Elrohir, Kíli - Complete
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How Rosalyn Got Rich reviews
A scene inspired by Me’s Calvin and Hobbes/Blondie crossover set the day of Blondie’s 75th anniversary, entitled 'Crashing the Party'. Go read that first, then read this.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Rocket Boys Volume Two reviews
Major Hochstetter has a plan. Hogan discovers the plan, of course, and sets up a plan of his own.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Rocket Boys Volume One reviews
An old man looks back on his life to a secret mission he undertook during World War Two, and those who helped him. Please read and review. Rated T for a gun battle later in the story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
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