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 Author has written 15 stories for Office, Harry Potter, Lost, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Rise of the Guardians. Hello, my name is. I have not updated my profile or my stories since 7th or 8th grade. Woah boy |
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The Perils of MarySues by purplediamond7 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
So Sue Me by jiaren-shadow reviews
Mary Sues have invaded Port Royal, and it's up to Elizabeth Swann to stop them from killing her off or stealing Will away from her. Some AU elements, meant to be a satirical piece.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Pirate Preschool! by whyistherumgone reviews
Ever wonder what pirate preschool would be like? Well, here it is! follow your favorite PotC charactes through preschool! Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Darn Parodies! by sparrowed reviews
Epic Movie 2007 parodies Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so this is my take on how Willy Wonka would react if he were watching the parody of himself, along with the Buckets.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
At Twelve O'Clock by ChibiFrubaGirl reviews
Yuffie was never interested in boys. But then one day, while she Leon, Cloud, Cid and Aerith are staying on Destiny Islands, Selphie tells her about an old romantic legend. At first Yuffie doesn't believe in it but what happens when it starts to come true
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,657 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Yuffie K., Riku - Complete
POM:: by ChibiFrubaGirl reviews
[AxelxRiku] [Twoshot] [COPLETE]Why does Riku eat pomegranites? Written for Sugar Waffle.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
When Snow Melts by CraziiJaney reviews
A revised oneshot I had once written and posted on my friend's fanfiction account Kimmel's 11 Hatori and Kana's romantic tragedy. Well, people told me it was sad so don't start throwing knives at me if you burst out laughing. . Review...please?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hatori S., Kana S. - Complete
Santa? Have I been naughty this year? by ChibiFrubaGirl reviews
AxelxRiku. Riku finds out just what Axel was doing while Riku and his friends were at the mall. This is a Christmas gift for all AxelRiku writers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
POTC 3: The Never Ending Adventure by The Chick from The FOB Songs reviews
The Third Movie as I foresee it happening. You Have Been warned. RR. Other Warning: Dont even bother clicking on this if you hate parodies and characters being OOC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006
Ways to annoy Jack Sparrow! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wonder how you can annoy Jack? Well, just read this fic and find out! Funny, I promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
How Obsessed Are You? by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Just how obsessed do you think you are with POTC? Take this quiz and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
The C Word by misaoshiru reviews
There is one word that nearly every man fears. Captain Jack Sparrow just happens to be a little more afraid of it than average. [Despite the title, it is in no way profane. JxE, sort of. 175 word drabble.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Bill Nye the Science Guy Behind the Scenes! by NewbiaTheElf reviews
A look at everyone's favorite scientist whose initials are BN, as he tries to save the world. This story is being updated, with all the chapters being re-written. So far updated: Chapter 11
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003
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Smack My Pitch Up reviews
Who doesn't love a good old fashioned love story between a twink and a queen? Jack x Pitch. Part 1 of ? (T for now, but, don't worry, it get's 'good' in the chapters to come)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
AIM chat: A Story of DECEIT reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all engage into a riveting conversation... on AIM, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Keeper of the Code and His Diary reviews
Teague Sparrow's diary chronicling the birth and childhood of everyone's favorite pirate... God, I make it sound like it's so serious... um, MUSHROOM! HA! Try to take my story seriously NOW! i DARE you!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Killing for Peanuts reviews
Now that our witty Jack is alive, there are twenty neglected fauxJacks on board the fauxPearl back in Davy's Locker. Tensions are high and insanity is swarming around like angry CLAMS! Don't know HOW you can tell a clam is angry but, go with it! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow
To Seek Revenge May Lead to Here reviews
AWKward! Picks up right where Sweeney Todd: DBoFS left off. Sweeney goes to Hell, but's got some 'splainin to do when he must share an apartment with... Mrs. Lovett. i felt like i needed to write a Sweeney fic. about the play before the movie comes aw.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Edward is Pissed reviews
Alright, you think you know the end to Edward Scissorhands? You don't know nothing. Edward comes back after sixty years ina freaking castle and he is mad. Mad, baby MAD. Oneshot. R n' R... por favor!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
TARGET: JOHNNY DEPP reviews
OMG, is that Jack Sparrow trying to kill johnny Depp? I think it is... OMG, is that Jack Sparrow NAKED? No... its just a bird....But, seriously, the story's about Jack trying t'kill Johnny... enjoy! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
30 Ways To Tell The POTC Writers Are On Crack reviews
Or marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, methampthetamine... you name it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007
Jack Sparrow Against Corporate America reviews
Well, kinda'... Jack gets REALLY, REALLY pissed at KFC and fast food restaurants after working at it with Will...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Grand High Depp Society reviews
I love Johnny Depp so much, i decided to make almost all his characters meet. The only reason i decided this wasn't going to be a crossover was because i was too lazy... and jack's the mainESt character
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Wizard of Flaws reviews
OH MY GOD! Jack has intoxicated himself into a comahallucination and the only way to get out of it is to become... BUM BUM BAAAAH!... sober... GASP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
CONVICTED: Wicked, resung by the cast of LOST reviews
This is my parody of Wicked, lyrics written from the point of MOSTLY kate and sawyer... of course, a parody of Defying Gravity
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
The Last Bottles of Wine reviews
The point to this story was lost in a terrible fire in 1952...
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
Casting Call reviews
You know what? FORGET JK'S CRUMMY SERIES! I'm gonna' make my own!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Prank That Went to Far reviews
Dwight gets locked in the Office over night and must fend for himself... don't be afraid... it's a LOT more pathetic than it seems...
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
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