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Joined 11-15-06, id: 1166379, Profile Updated: 12-20-09
Author has written 14 stories for Jak and Daxter, Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.

Let's see... My name is _ and I am alive some place in this vast universe. You probably don't know me personally, or maybe you do. The point is, I'm being mysterious.

Likes: Making people laugh, jokes, reading, writing, playing videogames, REAL vampires, Metalocalypse, drawing, watching good movies, sleeping, procrastinating, parties con mis amigos... not much else I can think of. Um.

Dislikes: VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE, talking on the telephone, unfinished projects, being bored, waiting...

What I write -

Horror - I found a while back that I am actually pretty decent at writing horror. It evokes the strongest emotions, if written correctly, which I believe is the goal of a writer.

Humor - I like laughing, and I like making people laugh. Probably the exact opposite of horror, (which makes you feel negative emotions like fear), this cheers you up! If I write something that I want to be funny, it has to at least make someone laugh a little before I consider publishing it. I like writing humor equally if not more so than horror.

Adventure - Now I haven't exactly gotten around to writing any adventure fanfiction, but I'm working on some original work (it's about zombies!), and, as of yet, it seems to be a genre that I would be interested in continuing. Maybe. I'd need some feedback, before I'm positive.

There's probably tons more, but those are the main ones.

I'll add something if I think of it. For now, here's my deviantart profile, where I publish all of your arty needs... now with more zora!

I'm now taking commissions, so if you want something done, and I think I can draw it, we can negotiate, ja?

Akuma no Ketsueki by Rin-neechan reviews
Naruto dawns on the reasons why he sheds the blood of others, and if it's really who he should be fighting for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,020 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Naruto U.
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Goodbye reviews
Goodbye Sasori, because arteries and heart are merely longer ways to say art… and I believe you have those, don’t you? One-shot, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Join Akatsuki Today! reviews
Deidara's life sucks, to put it bluntly. He has no money to waste as he so pleases, no job to get said wasted money and he smells like old people. So, he joins Akatsuki, where the clinically insane run amok, kill and get paid big bucks for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Deidara
Orange Mock reviews
Keira realizes she is in a love that simply isn't, and remembers.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Erol, Keira - Complete
Lore reviews
Drabble 5. Death: Today, Erol is alive. Today, Erol sinned. Today, Erol isn't dead. But, he's not quite alive, either. [Redone.]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Erol - Complete
Dr Itachi reviews
Thus, the reason Itachi went insane... Sponsored by the Akatsuki. [A Dr. Tran! parody. Rated T for the bad words. Le gasp.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hello reviews
Summary: Hello, Deidara. Why are you so shocked? You surprised to see me? Oh. I’m supposed to be dead… not anymore. [No pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Weak reviews
Sasuke wasn’t late for the Chunnin exams… no, he was early, and he wanted to see the Naruto’s match first. Is that such a horrendous crime? [Out of Naruto and Sasuke, a certain Uchiha knows who is stronger and he isn't happy about it.] No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall reviews
Team 7 is falling.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cracked reviews
[…and sitting there on the dusty counter was a picture with cracked glass, and the picture was seared, and blood was splattered on it —But Naruto can’t bring himself to care as he lights a match.] Team Seven themes, before, during, after the defect.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Upon the Merits of Mocking reviews
Upon the merits of mocking, Kakashi’s understanding of sarcasm, and what comes of it. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wisdom reviews
And though being wise means being powerful, it doesn’t exactly mean you have common sense, and just because you’re a Queen doesn’t mean you don’t want to be a princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Zelda - Complete
Fairy Boy reviews
Fifty themes for a fairy and her friend.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Link, Navi - Complete
Power reviews
Just because you are wise, you are courageous, and you are evil, doesn’t necessarily mean you are naturally powerful.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
Trigger Happy reviews
He didn’t accept it. [The fact that if he took one wrong step he could become an ottsel.] He did accept it. [And Jak stayed alive.]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Jak M., Torn - Complete