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Joined 10-02-01, id: 116644
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.
Birth Date : May 28, 1989

Nationality/ Country : Pilipino/ Philippines

Fav. Character in all HP Books : Draco Malfoy

Fav. Character in all Tamora Peirce books: George Cooper

Fav. Authors of all time: Tamora Pierce, Paulo Coelho, Garth Nix, Cristina Pantoja Hidalgo, Azucena Grajo Uranza, Amy Tan

Quotes :

"There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven." -- John Rooney (Paul Newman) in 'Road to Perdition'

"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide." -- Gandalf the White (Ian McKellen) in 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers'

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." - Matthew 6:34 (now you know why i'm so lazy!)

"I am like a falling star who has finally found her place next to another in a lovely constellation, where we will sparkle in the heavens forever." - Amy Tan

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." - Mark Twain

"He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good." - Confucius, The Confucian Analects

Stupid Quotes:

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

Fav. Quotes:

"I loveded you piggy, I LOVEDED YOU!!!"
- Gir

Note:

If you're here, reading this, right now, then you must have read one of my pathetic stories, thanks for that and please don't forget to review!

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Who I Am by geminigrrl reviews
Sequel to "Wanna Bet?" Ziendriel questions herself and those around her as unusual circumstances surrounding her past comes to light. Will Legolas be able to save her from herself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,811 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2003
Sophia by purpleblue reviews
UPDATEDCHAPTER 16 WE THINK YOU HAVE A GIRL FRIEND? is the prequel. U don't need to read that first, at the moment anyway. It's about alanna & Jon's daughter. .
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,786 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Tortall
Starring Severus Snape! by aims80 reviews
COMPLETED! What would happen if our favorite potions teacher accidently became a famous muggle movie star? Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 82,778 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Empress Mage by Stargirl-rebels reviews
What if Orzone had somhow been able to force Daine to stay in Carthak? What if the gods wouldn't let her leave either? And her friends didn't understand she had been kiddnapped and weren't coming to get her? **Story is being completely re-written currentl
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,572 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Tortall
Princess of the Rogue by HuntressDiana reviews
Alanna was banished from Trebond when she tried to become a knight. Disinherited by her father and betrayed by her brother, Alanna has built herself a new family of the Rogue. Now she must fight to protect those she loves from one who would kill them all.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 43,566 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Tortall - Complete
Back To The Old Kingdom by Wild Blood Rose reviews
Lirael and Ellimere travel back from the Old Kingdom to find devastation and destruction. Can Lirael re-piece her broken family as well as remove an unwanted and dangerous guest? Can she finally accept her friend's death and learn to love? COMPLETE!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,259 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Bring Me to Life by Scarlett6 reviews
revised for book 5 - Two people who shared a common unknown past, find thier realities intertwined. This is the story of triumph through pain and self-realization withof course some fluff and angst to make all content. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,947 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Family by Juxtaposie reviews
Revised as of 02.27.07, with new chapter soon to come. The coronation is overshadowed by the birth of Sabriel and Touchstone's first child.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003
The Dragon's Reality by Melinda Malfoy reviews
NO MORE UPDATES! SEQUEL TO THE DRAGON'S PRESENT. After being kidnapped by Draco Malfoy and escaping, Ginny is planning on starting fresh, but she gets a nasty little surprise and Lucius Malfoy decides how to deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,932 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Amethyst Fire by Atlantis Forester reviews
Alanna dies as a squire, but she is reincarnated. In her reincarnated form, Alanna suddenly finds herself transported into Tortall by some sordid twist of fate. On indefinite hold and will be rewritten.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Tortall, Tortall
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Kalokohan reviews
Damn. Why Jon? I loved her with all my heart, all of it, I swear. I was always there for her, while he was off breaking her heart. I saw the way he hurt her, I wanted to kill him for it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003
Easy Does It reviews
Lily the tomboy, one of the few known muggleborn Slytherins, is not a chicken to back out on a dare namely: SEDUCTION. She comes out victorius with the challange and the heart of the boy who fell in love with his Pretty Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Little White Lies reviews
At 21, Lily forgets everything, because an accident. It's James' fault and he doesn't want her to find out, so...he said they were married. Lily believes and showers her 'husband' with love. But then again James wants to confess but can't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 11/8/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.