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Joined 10-02-01, id: 116683, Profile Updated: 01-12-11
Author has written 7 stories for Mario, and Legend of Zelda.

Hooooo Lordy... It's been a long time since I've been here; anyway, to business... I haven't had steady internet access in like the last two years, so... yeah, no updates tilz I do. Sorry.

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Little Fu by melly celly reviews
When Lupin and Fujiko have a daughter together, Jigen, Goemon, and Inspector Zenigata get more than they can handle.
Lupin III - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,987 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Fujiko, Goemon, Jigen, Lupin - Complete
Who's Irritating Whom? by Deritine reviews
COMPLETE! Abusing Snape has more consequences than could be predicted. AU midOoTP with bits of HBP and DH. Xover with EQ1 and WoW and some other HP fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Organna reviews
CHARACTER DEATH! “I can’t believe I’m saying this,” she muttered under her breath but continued on at a louder volume. “This isn’t your fault..."
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Pain of My Existance by ShiverMeFunzies reviews
JD collapses during his shift after experiencing horrible chest pain. What is wrong with him? How will his friends react?
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
A Case of House and Holmes by Michael Weyer reviews
Sherlock Holmes is called in to investigate the deaths of patients in London and meets his match in Gregory House. HouseSherlock Holmes crossover. All comments welcomed. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
How House Learned to Relax and Love the Bomb by BethTX reviews
Just your typical cliched postnuclear holocaust HouseWilson first time slash humorfic. Nothing unusual here. Been done to death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
You Were the One by Sassydew reviews
House and Stacy's relationship, beginning with their first meeting at a strip club, as per canon, and intended to continue through Stacy's departure in the episode Need to Know.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,527 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - G. House, Stacy W.
Sugar On The Asphalt by RainyDayz reviews
When House bums a ride home from Chase, neither one of them expected to take such a steep detour. Trapped in a car with only one another for company in freezing temperatures, they begin to wonder what will kill them first. The cold or each other.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The best of motives by labyrinth38 reviews
Wilson returns home after a 6 months working stay in Europe to learn of some changes in his best friend's life. A well intentioned intervention leaves House struggling to cope with the consequences. - House/Wilson friendship fic. No slash! Hurt/comfort
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Rehab Confab by BethTX reviews
You can lead a House to rehab, but you can't make him shrink. My take on how House came, saw, and conquered his rehab facility.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - G. House - Complete
The Better Angel by Double Dog reviews
After a terrible assault leads House to reevaluate his life, a mysterious visitor shows him what the world would've been like if he'd never been born.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No Mere Mortal, He by slipstream reviews
On the first day of your internship at PrincetonPlainsboro you hear five different conversations about Dr. House. Gen, hints of HW
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Gotta Run by maineac reviews
Remember when House and Wilson were friends? So do I. This time, something besides Tritter threatens their friendship. Chapter Six now
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by love and music are forever reviews
Wilson falls ill with a rare disease that no one can seem to identify It's up to House to figure it out. But all Wilson wants is for House to be there for him, when he's been there for House so many times. Now a completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Asking for Directions by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Short crossover. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2006 - G. House - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
In Brotherhood by mOoNeChO666 reviews
(Sequel to "My Big Brother") Only 3 weeks after Mario's funeral, and with Kammy out to kill - Waluigi and Luigi find themselves in the same situation, and begin together - to weave a tangled web of revenge.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
Wolf and Cub by DJ Clawson reviews
Something terrible happens to Lupin, and Zenigata must unravel the mystery. Complete.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Shadows of the Legends by J. Lucy-Daisuke reviews
Story Completed. A Sequel to Dragons & Phoenixes, Fathers & Daughters. Years after the last story, how has the group changed? New conflicts, new enemies, and a new group.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,533 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
A Measure of Respect by AstroKender reviews
A look through the eyes of one of Inspector Zenigata's officers sheds some light on the never ending chase of Lupin and also what it means to earn respect.
Lupin III - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Out of Season by DJ Clawson reviews
Lupin runs into Zenigata in the off-season.
Lupin III - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004
Diamonds are Forever by Moral Mark reviews
The Score - A gem that could revolutionize power and energy industries. The Players - Lupin III and Crew. The Problem - Spider-Man. Ultimate Spider-Man meets Lupin III (in progress)
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
My Big Brother by mOoNeChO666 reviews
Mario is dead, and Luigi is devastated and reflects upon all the his Big Brother has acheived...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004
After the Outing by Pisces reviews
A killer's loose in the Mushroom Kingdom... Chapter X: Redid chapter, now with less suck! Oh, and, yeah, the killer is unmasked and all that good stuff.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,299 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 11/3/2001
Spiked Punch by JanxAngel reviews
After 50 years in cold sleep due to the gate accident, Lupin and gang are loose once more. This time however they've got the Bebop crew after their bounty! Will they be brought in by the Cowboys or will they make the galaxy remember the name Lupin III?
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Thick as Thieves by RadicalEdward8 reviews
A new addition to the team brings out something old, something new, something "borrowed," and...Pops.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
If Cats Could Talk by Phoenix-Flame4 reviews
AU-5th year. Hermione tries to cast a spell to make Crookshanks talk and it backfires. Now every cat in Hogwarts can speak and they're taking advantage of it as only a cat can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Severus S.
Do Not Forget by Happydogue reviews
Have you ever wondered what events took place in Severus Snape's childhood that lead to him becoming the man he is? This novella, gives you a glimpse into his youth. Abandoned by parents, placed into the care of nurses, house elves, and at last a caring
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Severus S.
Cheating Death by neutral reviews
[complete] Harry rashly makes a sacrifice in an unexpected situation. Sirius is now faced with a difficult task: to travel through the unpredictable land of the dead and guide Harry home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,529 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
For The Love Of Lugia by Sparky16 reviews
completeLugia wants to see what the Human world has to offer so for a short time he poses as a young boy but what he dosen't expect is finding himself falling for Lawrence's dauther, Katerina. With Lawrence still after him, can Lugia keep his secret.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,888 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Complete
Luigi's Mansion: Tale of the Haunted Residence by Koji reviews
Unaware of the demented scheme of his mansion's inhabitants, Luigi steps right into his worst nightmare. The Boos spread the scent of blood that looms over mansion and draw Luigi to them, promising him a very comfortable stay he'll never forget.....
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,490 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Complete
Cadet Luigi by Robin Lee reviews
Forced to leave his brother miles behind in reponse to a myterious letter, Luigi tries to win back his plumbing diploma.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
You Only Live Thrice by Master Tonberi reviews
The beginning of an adventure when the Lupin gang goes to Gotham. BatmanLupin III crossover. TEEN RATING. FFdotNet will not accept my attempts to change the rating.
Crossover - Batman & Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Lupin
The Princess Sees Green by CAnoApple reviews
It's back! Don't know if that's good or bad. I'll let you decide. The gist of the story hasn't really changed. I added a few things and took out lots more, but I'm still unsure about the rating{:-|
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2002
Welcome To Mario Kart by CAnoApple reviews
I'm in the mood for doing something silly so here I go re-uploading this 9 chapter story. At least it's not as angst-ridden as my others---(WARNING! I'll get those back up soon!)
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2002
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Undying Love reviews
With Mario dead and Peach suspected of murder, Luigi must bring Mario's killer to justice. Will he, or will he execute his own syle of justice on his brothers killer.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Peach, Luigi
Cucco for Lon Lon reviews
Ingo feels dejected, and unappreciated and wants to leave Lon Lon for good. Can the Great Fairies give him a reason to stay? (fixed some stuff)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2004
Pawns of Destiny: A Tale of Two Heroes reviews
Luigi here, I've been 'Plumber-Napped' by some freaky lil guys in red robes! Mario Help MeEeEeEe!!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,464 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 1/4/2002
Little Brothers' Stink! reviews
Ah an experimental fic, read it at your own risk. To be honest I've never done a fic like this one~ Jes :)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002
Sunshine reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skys are gray A Mario sunshine fic, nuff said. Jes :
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Mario, E. Gadd
Interview with a plumber reviews
Stupidity is large when Jes (Me) Inteviews various people from the Mariovurse, and learns some very weird things about a few of our favorite video game heroes. Read, review, and always fick'em after you pick'em!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 10/2/2001
Super Who? Saves the day reviews
What does Mario do when he can't save Peach? Send Luigi, What does Luigi do when he gets into big trouble? Read to find out Ch: 4
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 10/7/2001