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Author has written 122 stories for Star Wars, Odyssey, Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespeare, Penguins of Madagascar, Greek Mythology, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Justice League, Hogan's Heroes, StarTrek: The Original Series, Little Women, and Marvel.

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This is what made me laugh hardest about the Penguins of Madagascar fandom, because it encapsulates all the relationships between the main characters. From Madagascar 2:

Skipper: Operation Tourist Trap is a go.

Private: Oh, I like that one!

Kowalski: Works on many levels, sir.

Skipper: You guys are a bunch of suckups!

Kowalski: That too, sir!

Private: Absolutely!

Rico: Aye!

In a similar vein, the tumblr of incorrectpomquotes offers this:

Skipper: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It's, uh - what do you call it - umm ...

Kowalski: Codependence.

Skipper: Synergy. For instance, there might be something Rico hates doing but Private loves doing. Or there might be something that Private hates doing but he does it anyways because what he really loves is to feel useful.

Kowalski: You literally just defined "codependence."

Skipper: *clink* Here's to synergy.

Life Verse for the Internet's Message Boards: "Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions." Proverbs 18:2 NIV.

You have blanket permission to remix/podfic/draw/cross stitch on a fluffy pillow, etc. any of my works - just let me know when it's done so I can see it.


Recent favorite jokes:

Do you think the Valar strung up a hammock between the Two Trees of Valinor or are they, you know, above having fun?

Zoom meetings are just modern seances: "There's someone here who wants to join us." "Elizabeth, are you there?" "We can't hear you." "Can you hear us?"

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Juxtaposition by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A collection of one-word prompts centered about the idea of hanahaki disease. Each chapter is a different one word prompt with various pairings (Skans, Skilene, Kico, Koris, Jover, etc) all humanized. Current chapters: /Scars/Familiar/Mistake/Rejection
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Complete
Operation: Challenge by PeaceBaby7 reviews
deviantArt challenge, one hundred prompts for one-shots. I will write a series of unrelated short stories of various genres for each of the themes. *Most recent installment: "Puzzle 11.22.2023"* Not a crossover but contains one-shots from the PoM universe as well as the Madagascar movies universe.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,259 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/25/2015
Zootopia Scenes and Shorts by GrandOldPenguin reviews
A collection of unrelated short stories and slices of life featuring our Zootopia friends. Some contain WildeHopps. Most recent installment: "Match," published 2/14/24. Collection will be updated as additional installments are written.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Operation: Heartstrings by Crystal Volcheck reviews
Rewrite of "Operation: Poisoned Heart" By not taking into consideration the devotion The Penguins had to each other as a team, Blowhole had set up his downfall. Now that devotion is tested as the 1st anniversary of Blowhole's defeat looms on the horizon and revenge is long overdue. Only no one could ever be prepared by what is about to unfold. Humanized AU!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2023 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Normal II by 100-YardStare reviews
Life as the assistant to Dr. Brine is harder than it looks when you're lying to millions of humans that he's actually a person. Now that his plans for revenge are kaput, there's still North Wind to worry about, and a reputation to uphold. Lo and behold! More crazy adventures await with Dave and I as we take on the world, and I continue to try and keep my sanity.(Sequel to "Normal")
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,815 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2023 - Published: 8/6/2020 - [OC, Dave] - Complete
Once Is Enough by Abracadebra reviews
Newkirk and Marya have never been on a mission together until now. There's a good reason why once is enough. Written for the 2023 SSSWC. Links to episode The Klink Commandos. 2024 PBA Gold Award in Best Story category.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2023 - P. Newkirk, Marya - Complete
Sun Kissed by Vee017 reviews
Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,742 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 6/6/2023 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Siete by NPI reviews
Parte 1 de mi headcanon. *** ¿Por qué no sabemos ni el nombre del séptimo pingüino? *** Feb.2022-Jul.2022.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2023 - Published: 7/15/2022 - Complete
Caretaker of Madagascar: Full Moon by Insert-Meaningful-Username reviews
[CO-WRITTEN WITH Bml1997] Book One: Call it a coincidence. Call it fate. Call it a despicable force of nature. Either way, nothing could've stopped the fact that Bridget Ailith, a cantankerous new zookeeper, found herself forced to team up with the Penguins to undo a machine's disastrous effects. Doesn't help that those penguins are now—
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 132,061 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2022 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
El hombrecillo by NPI reviews
Private tenía razón... ¡hay un hombrecillo en la nevera! *** Feb.2022.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2022 - Published: 2/11/2022 - Complete
Sleepwalking In The Past by WholesomeHoli reviews
Humanized. Skipper has a nightmare, Marlene is there for him. (Skilene)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2021 - [Skipper, Marlene] - Complete
Flight(less) of Fancy by TheYeeteor reviews
After being entrusted with the Legendary Feather of the Crystal Falcon, Skipper still has enough gusto for another high-stakes quest. When nobody else wants to join him, he must look for help in lofty places. What happens if there are too many emotions left unaccounted for? This story takes place right after the Penguins of Madagascar episode: Treasure of the Golden Squirrel.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2021 - Published: 1/10/2021 - [Skipper, Kitka] Kowalski, Private
That Time I Kissed a Soldier by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
Colonel Hogan may have been more amorous than he let on whenever he had Newkirk dress as a woman for a mission. He was good at hiding his intentions behind his rank and his sense of humor. Retells my 2019 "That's No Lady, That's My Corporal" from Hogan's POV. Episode: "That's No Lady, That's My Spy." X-Post from AO3 of 2020 story. 2021 PBAs: Gold Award, Slash (it's NOT explicit)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2021 - [P. Newkirk, R. Hogan] - Complete
Made of Wood by LeslieTheSorceress reviews
As Skipper and Lola's wedding date nears, Private questions his role on Skipper's team. Coincidentally, so does Lola. Takes place shortly before the events of the Penguins movie.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2020 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Follow in that Train by Random Guise reviews
Peachy Carnehan and Daniel Dravot were two adventurers that journeyed to a foreign land in the 1975 film "The Man Who Would be King", based on the story by Rudyard Kipling. Only one made it back, losing his best friend - but the best never stay lost. I don't own these characters, and I've never been to Kafiristan OR India.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Complete
The Truce by Somethinginnothing reviews
Waiting for his date Doris, Kowalski accidentally stumbles across Dr Blowhole's lair. After being caught by the evil dolphin it's made clear Kowalski can't leave knowing the location. A treaty is formed between the foes. Kowalski just has to run a few favours in exchange for his life but things become complicated once Blowhole's real plans are revealed. Kowalski X Dr Blowhole.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 76,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 2/4/2020 - Kowalski, Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Rule of Three by Crystal Volcheck reviews
Whoever had said that you couldn't miss something that you never had had never fallen in love. After a rough mission and even rougher homecoming return, Kowalski has had a major revelation involving Feelings* which is great! Except that he's fallen for someone who is already spoken for. Humanized OT3
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 4/18/2020 - Kowalski, Rico, King Julien - Complete
A Scientific Match by Bml1997 reviews
Kowalski decides to try again with his Love-U-Later invention, this time with his own DNA. However, when the device leads him to a certain dolphin's lair, he finds out more than just random test result. A Kowalski x Dr. Blowhole fanfic.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Kowalski, Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Giants of the Deep by Lynn's Stories reviews
Seaview is called upon to locate and destroy a giant squid of enormous size before it kills again. What follows, is an adventure as epic as the creature they seek.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,440 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/29/2020 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Complete
They All Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey by Random Guise reviews
Secrets? Espionage? Spies? Who knows during the adventures of the TV show "Tales of the Gold Monkey". Jack Cutter gets conked on the head and starts accusing people, but doesn't get the answers he's expecting. I don't own these characters, but I did have a cat with one eye.
Tales of the Golden Monkey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2020 - Complete
You Give Love a Bad Name by BrightBlueSkies reviews
A stray shot from a certain love inducing machine strikes the last person you thought it would. And that person sees the last person you thought he would see. Introducing the strangest ship this fandom's ever seen, let's give a warm welcome to Alice x Officer X.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Alice, Officer X
Vance Was the Name by Random Guise reviews
An extension of the ending of the 2000 film "The Legend of Bagger Vance". Hardy Greaves has a reunion with the man who taught him so much about golf...and life. I don't own these characters, and golf is not my game.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Complete
Playing Tag by Dramatic Insanity reviews
Julien is hopelessly in love with Skipper and always reminds him… believing that Skipper will one day return his love. The tables are turned when Skipper suddenly becomes infatuated with Julien and won't give him a moment of peace.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Skipper, King Julien] - Complete
GH-325 by Skyson reviews
What if Coulson and Skye discover side-effects from their shared life-saving serum? A deviation from canon looking at the relationship between Coulson, Skye, and GH325. Rated M for sexual content and a bit of language.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,694 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy J.]
Dance with me by Rainshine101 reviews
Marlene sees Skipper dancing but who is he dancing for? Not her right? Takes place during the 'The Falcon and the Snow Job' ep Marlene meets Kitka and things take a nasty turn.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Skipper, Marlene, Kitka
Mercenary by Dramatic Insanity reviews
Skipper is retired from military service, with very little direction in his life. He fails to start a family and has little motivation to find purpose or joy in his nearly dirt poor yet self-sufficient kingdom. Noticing his loneliness, Kitka drops a 'friend' at his doorstep with little explanation and urges him to loosen up. (Alternate Universe)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2019 - [Skipper, King Julien] Kitka - Complete
Last Summer by Dramatic Insanity reviews
Regardless who knows, they'll never regret what they did that summer. (Humanized AU). Cover image belongs to CrazyTom on Virink.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2019 - [Skipper, King Julien] - Complete
One Hundred DrabbleZ by GrandOldPenguin reviews
A collection of one hundred drabbles about Zootopia, each exactly one hundred words long—no more, no less. Some drabbles have WildeHopps, some have Nick and Judy as partners and friends, and some feature other characters.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/30/2019 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Judy H., Nick W.] - Complete
Missing peice by Rainshine101 reviews
Marlene and Skipper have been together for a long time. But lately she can't help but feel that it isn't enough Like there's a missing peice. Rated M for sexual contact. R&R Skilene one-shot Rated M for sexual contact. R&R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Skipper, Marlene
Stuck On You by Dramatic Insanity reviews
The truth is revealed that Skipper and Julien are addicts… addicted to each other, that is. Skipper/Julien (Skiju). Mind the Rating.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2019 - [Skipper, King Julien] - Complete
What No One Expected by Teal Sea Dragons reviews
One of the zoo members is not who they say they are. Among a population of mostly males, an undetected female hides among them. When she comes of age, her secret is revealed and things become difficult. Meanwhile, trouble stirs in Europe that can put the whole world in danger. *abandoned*
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Not the Hippies! by TheAfroCircus reviews
"JUST KIDDING! WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK!" They're back! Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman have returned to the zoo and are beyond peeved at the penguins for leaving the four of them behind while they returned to the zoo with the lemurs! Created by RandomFanFictionPressGirl14 and myself. Madagascar/Penguins of Madagascar crossover.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole
Life in Drabbles by Eloise05 reviews
A series of drabbles on a variety of subjects. It contains a lot of Kico (not sorry), Skans, Pripper, hints of Koris and RicoXJulien. Humanized
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Return of the Luv-u-lator 3000 by Crystal Volcheck reviews
While cleaning out the storage, Kowalski comes across an old invention that he should probably throw out even if he's curious to know what would happen if he tested it on himself. Curiosity killed the cat, after all, but satisfaction brought it back. Humanized.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Learning Curve by Crystal Volcheck reviews
One of Skipper's worst nightmares is realized and it's not space squids. No, it's much worse, partnering with North Wind to bring in a rogue agent. Of course, it'll be a sharp learning curve for all parties involved, but that doesn't make the mission any easier. Especially given the history between the two teams or rather Kowalski and Eva's history. Part of the Park Avenue 'verse
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 1/15/2018
Operation: Poisoned Heart by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A year has passed since Dr.Blowhole's defeat and revenge is long over due. Only no one is prepared for what is about to unfold, but everything would be so much easier if Kowalski understood emotion. Inspired by Myde the Turk's Moments '92 Demise' Humanized with Kowalski/Doris, Eventual Kowalski/Rico, Hinted Marlene/Skipper and Hans/Skipper
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Hans - Complete
Braid by Alcalina reviews
A few months into the Clone Wars: Anakin will cut his Padawan braid soon. This might affect the relationship with his Master in unexpected ways. Obi-Wan/Anakin - Padme/Anakin
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Embers by Alcalina reviews
Mere months after Order 66, Vader is not feeling so good. Oneshot - Maybe Underage - Darth Vader/Padme Amidala
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Off the Shelf by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Skipper and Marlene must pretend to be stuffed animals at the Zoovenir shop.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Mud by Alcalina reviews
Clone Wars: Kenobi and Skywalker are getting home after a long mission on a muddy planet. Obi-Wan can't wait to get back to the Temple as his former Padawan is driving him mad. He will find out he is not so eager to leave. Obi-Wan/Anakin slash. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 52,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Quinlan V., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Jiggles by Crystal Volcheck reviews
After weeks of struggling to make a scientific breakthrough, Kowalski inadvertently brings something to life that may bring about the end of his. Or It'll bring his ego down to a more manageable size if Skipper's right about Kowalski's latest creation. Story#6 in the Park Avenue series based on the episode of the same name, although it can be read as a humanized stand alone.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2017
Anything's Comfortable If You're Tired Enough by MiniBrissy reviews
Another normal day at Afro Circus as the Penguins agree to practice an opening act. Things would have been well, but one problem- Rico's holding off on telling his brothers he's sick. Combine that with canons and trapezes, and what kind of disasterous recipe do you get? Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Firsts of a First Class by Rosaline Star Calvary reviews
Everyone has their First moments, memories, friends, loves, and what are Private's firsts with the team? Drabbles that contain family fluff, a young Private, and misadventures! Humanized. R & R. Chap. 10: First of Skipper's Girlfriend: Skipper get a girlfriend, but is she the best thing for the team? And for Private? Uh, yeah that would be a negative.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,528 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
A Tangled Web by Revin Songlifter reviews
Admiral Nelson reminiscences about an incident in his past. Chip and Lee listen.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
Sand by Alcalina reviews
"What doesn't kill you, makes you wish you were dead." After ROTS, Obi-Wan and Padme are stranded on Tatooine, crumbled and falling apart. With two newborns. AU where everything is the same, except that there is some implied Obikin and Padme survives. Obi-Wan/Padme
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Once More Unto the Breech by Wildgoose1 reviews
The Penguins world is turned upside down, forces are scattered, members go missing, and military downsizing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Skipper, Marlene, Private, OC
The Hand Dealt by not paranoid enough reviews
Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,221 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Mortal Wound by TheAfroCircus reviews
It's flu season for the Penguin team.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2016
Learning Curve by ruth baulding reviews
It is a poor student who does not thereby also teach his master. Scenes from Anakin's early apprenticeship, set in the Legacy AU. Chapter 2: Anakin applies for a piloting license.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Troposphere by Emma Grant reviews
Set four years before the start of Rebels. Hera and Kanan struggle with their growing feelings for each other while chasing a criminal across the galaxy. Or, nine times they didn't and one time they did… (Ten chapters are planned. I update weekly. Enjoy!)
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,115 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Kanan J., Hera S.
I Know Her by PeaceBaby7 reviews
Marlene meets Antonio and he's head over heels, so much that he's deathly afraid of accidentally doing something that will blow his chances with her. When Marlene tells him that Skipper knows her better than anyone, Antonio goes to him for advice to win her heart. But what happens when Skipper starts to recognize something he hadn't realized before?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Skipper, Marlene] Antonio - Complete
Escapades on the Book of Faces by Peach Italian Ice reviews
What would happen if our cute and cuddly friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
Solidarity by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
A reporter enters the Penguin Steel Factory in pursuit of a scoop. What she finds is an adorable young worker, a pyromaniac stove tender, a scientist, and a paranoid supervisor. As she spends time with them and learns their stories, tensions in the factory rise... and the journalist becomes inextricably involved in her own story. Humanization, AU.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Private
Legacy VI by ruth baulding reviews
*continuation of Lineage AU* Book 6: Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and his new apprentice are sent on a diplomatic mission to a burgeoning empire just past Republic boundaries, where they discover the swiftly fraying edges of their own civilization - and the limits of their loyalties. Chapter 10: Going Native
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
An Unlucky Monkey's Paw by Four F and Fanfics reviews
Private discovers a legendary magical object and thinks it will give him his heart's desire... Skipper's love. But he fails to heed the warnings that each of his five wishes are cursed... (some warnings apply, but no blood or gore.)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Polyester Girl by Hyaenaa reviews
Rico contemplates his relationship with his girlfriend, Miss Perky, in addition to his overall role within his team.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Rico - Complete
It's only logical by The Golden City reviews
Rico has trouble sleeping, always has. Kowalski has trouble sleeping for other, less worrying reasons, so he helps him. He always has. Its only logical after all. Human AU, slash if you squint.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2015
All that is well and good by GBird reviews
An essay to Sandrei's story "I sent evil around you". Skipper is an extreme danger and the animals flee from his deathly sword - those who can. And Skipper has hurt Private deep down in his soul. A story about sorrow and hope. Warn.: Blood and sexual harrasment related topics!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,357 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Fool in Love by ryouko70 reviews
Humanized. Skipper finds Kowalski is still awake and has a way to help him sleep.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
The New Jacuzzi by Four F and Fanfics reviews
When Skipper is left alone with Private in the new jacuzzi, he decides to have a little fun with the kid. Contains smutty stuff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Operation: Smooth by Nachtgeschichte reviews
Skipper and Kowalski are having fun ;) Slash: Kowalski/Skipper (Skipkow, Kipper, KowalSkip, SkiSki), smut and fluff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski
Discovering Fanfiction by ryouko70 reviews
The Penguins have discovered fanfiction. THEIR fanfiction. The story is a variation of a funny scene from Supernatural, where the main characters discover that people are writing about them in fanfics. And for the sake of the story, the penguins can read. This is a One-Shot, though if I have any ideas for other characters, I'll post them. UPDATE: new chapter focusing on the lemers
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Complete
Snowmaiden by Glosswen reviews
A fairytale from Middle Earth. Or rather an elftale? Elves have a rather odd sense of humour, and old Bess doesn't like it. Not a single bit, thank you very much. When she makes this known, one of the elves who mocked her is surprisingly eager to make amends, and Bess starts to suspect that his behaviour resembles...courting? Can that be? Clearly, she is too old for him. Or is she?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013
Christmas Joys by Revin Songlifter reviews
The watching and waiting for Lee Crane is ever-present, even at Christmas time.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Complete
Word Association by Esperata reviews
A selection of word prompts. Will involve Kico... maybe Skans or Skilene later. Whatever comes to mind for Skipper, Private, Kowalski and Rico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Celebrating? by Mother PoM reviews
Skipper is confused, decorations everywhere.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Skipper - Complete
Mission Report by ruth baulding reviews
the team that does paperwork together stays together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Truth Ache by Esperata reviews
Did anyone else watching 'Truth Ache' wonder what exactly Kowalski's embarrassing secret was? This is what my mind suggested. Contains Kico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Fledgling by Esperata reviews
A short idea of how Rico and Kowalski might have met in Antarctica. Could be Kico if you have a mind to that. Thanks to Crazy-Pairing-Girl for the beta reading.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Dear Diary by Four F and Fanfics reviews
A look into Marlene's new diary. Top secret. Minor suggestive themes, may become M-rated later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Marlene
The Sun Chronicles: The Power of Silence by Cudabear reviews
{DISCONTINUED; SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS} (AU - Book 2) Six months after the Antechamber, the Sun prophesies that every human on the planet is going to be absorbed. With tensions high on the team, Private must regain Kowalski's trust for him to understand that his death will save them. With threats around every corner, Private realizes that it will be easier said than done.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 179,718 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kowalski, Private, Officer X, OC
Loyalty by ryouko70 reviews
*Humanized* I guess this is more of a story about the unit coming together. This particular story is about Rico. In the future I'll probably have stories about the other three joining. It's mostly drama with a little of what I hope passes for humor. There's no pairing or slash(but read into it what you want). ;) POM doesn't belong to me, no matter how much I want it!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Johnson - Complete
Legacy V by ruth baulding reviews
*continuation of Lineage/ Legacy AU* Book 5: as a mortally injured Qui-Gon hovers between life and death, a newly liberated Anakin Skywalker struggles to find equilibrium within the Jedi community, and the Sentinels harbor a cunning and seductive prisoner in the Temple's depths, Obi-Wan finds that not every homecoming is a journey's end.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,673 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
Overdue Confession by PeaceBaby7 reviews
This takes place after the ending of "The Penguins of Madagascar Movie." The penguins have rejoined the circus crew and are taking a train to their next adventure. Along the ride, Skipper has some time to think about everything that happened with Dave. When Private finds him, he finally reveals what he thinks about his little cadet—how he's always felt. Fatherly/son.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Hypersynchrony by mosmord reviews
Obi-Wan finds himself addicted to 'Hypersynchrony', to Anakin. Set Post season 5 TCW til RoTS. Rated M just to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Just Another (Spooky) Day by Revin Songlifter reviews
Our favorite submarine captain reflects on the consequences of one crazy ONI mission. Maybe it's just a Halloween thing...
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014
Many More Miles To Walk by PeaceBaby7 reviews
There was an accident. The sun doesn't seem to shine as bright anymore and a silence has fallen over the entire zoo. One resident was injured, but everyone has been affected. No one knows if things will ever return to normal.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Skipper - Complete
Asthma by TheAfroCircus reviews
A new discovery about Skipper has Kowalski on his toes...and also all over the leader's well-being. Created by PoMlovah611 and I. COMPLETED.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
The Songs of Ered Luin by Bazylia de Grean reviews
A two-part 'The Tales of Ered Luin' epilogue.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Arwen U. - Complete
Legacy IV by ruth baulding reviews
*continuation of Lineage/Legacy AU* Book 4: a pirate hunt leads Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi to a barren Outer Rim world, where he must contend with a despicable hive of scum and villainy, a lamentably uncivilized sporting event, and a small garrulous vergence in the Force.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,648 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
The Tales of Ered Luin by Bazylia de Grean reviews
"This will be no legend, and no tales of heroics. But there will be battles, though maybe not ones you would expect, and there will be an exiled prince and an exiled princess, and many other elements a proper tale should have." And then, reaching into her pocket and touching her fingers to a mithril bead hidden there, she began her tale. [Warning: major spoilers in the reviews!]
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 81,262 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [OC, Thorin] Dís, Balin - Complete
The Importance of Sleep by VanishedElf reviews
Legolas joins Éomer as he rides ahead of the Rohirrim on their way to Gondor. Along the way they not only ensure the safety of the passage ahead but also get to know one another in the most interesting of ways. Eomer Legolas slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Legolas, Eomer - Complete
Christmas Story by platypusgirl27 reviews
Bad Title! Skipper and Private have a romantic Christmas. It is not Christmas, I know. I had Christmas on the mind so I wrote this. Christmas in June I guess... One-shot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Skipper, Private] - Complete
Tranquility by ruth baulding reviews
Focus, young padawan! Focus. - in scenes suitable for even the shortest attention span-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Velocity of Flirting by TheAfroCircus reviews
Kowalski learns a new lesson in the ways of Rico. Kowalski/Rico oneshot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Not an Ordinery Lesson by Eloise05 reviews
"I thought I heard you say you want me to teach you how to kiss?" "Yes" The young Private wants to fill some gaps in his knowledge (for his own purposes) and asks the help of one person he thinks will do the job nicely. With a twist at the end. And one-sided SkipperxPrivate. (Part of my Drabble Universe, but can be read as a standalone)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Private, Rico] - Complete
I Heard It Through the Grapevine(of Delicious Mirkwood Wine…) by Lasgalendil reviews
On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
The Luxúria Flor by Lovell Luka reviews
Cato Neimoidia... Anakin sighs and fondly remembers that particular mission. A sly smirk forming on his lips. That is Anakin's favorite mission. He feels a blush creeping up onto his cheeks. It was only last month, but Anakin feels like it was years ago and he misses being on that planet... with Obi-Wan. Mature Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Unrequited by EveningInHornersCorners reviews
Oftentimes, first love doesn't die, nor does it fade away...
F Troop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
By Proxy by ruth baulding reviews
Jedi Knight Feld Spruu has an unusual request to make of his friend. Set in the AU Lineage/Legacy series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Armistice by ruth baulding reviews
An insidious threat to every clone trooper in the Republic's Grand Army drags the boys into a new and perilous adventure. Predicated on situations and characters from Karen Miller's and Karen Traviss' Clone Wars novels. Published in short scenes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 94,085 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Recipe for Disaster by ruth baulding reviews
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Sequel to Peer Pressure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Quinlan V. - Complete
100 Slices of Life by Crystal Volcheck reviews
"You make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing." Come enjoy the Slices of Life, a collection of humanized drabbles and prompts. Each can range from 1 sentence to a few paragraphs, cover various genres, and many pairings [mainly Skilene, Kico, some Koris, and Rico/Juilen]
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
A Classic Monster by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A short Kico request I filled on tumblr a while back, it's Humanized, 2% angst and 98% fluff. Rico doesn't care for scary movies so it surprises Kowalski to see his partner watching one, then again there's something to be said about a classic monster.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Rico, Kowalski] - Complete
A Season of Miracles by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Winter has hit Manhattan, and with it trouble is brewing for the inhabitants of the Central Park Zoo. Romantic hi-jinks, unexpected -and unwanted- guests, and worst of all...the threat of the penguins losing one of their own. 'Tis the season of miracles, and boy, are they needed! -Kico: Kowalski/Rico. Sequel to "Priorities"-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Kowalski, Rico]
Moving Forward by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Apprehension starts to eat at the analyst, when he fears for the worst. -Kipper: Kowalski/Skipper-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Kowalski, Skipper] - Complete
Chemistry by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Alone in the base, Rico and Kowalski take the opportunity to spend some time together. -Kico: Kowalski/Rico. PWP.-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Kowalski, Rico] - Complete
Making Amends by TheAfroCircus reviews
Someone from Skipper's past returns and it affects the leader in ways he never would have imagined. Can the rest of the team help make this little (huge) and most odd problem go away?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Legacy by ruth baulding reviews
* Continuation of Lineage series (AU) * BOOK I: Newly Knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn are sent to investigate rumors of slave-raids on an Outer Rim planet; along the way they grapple with ion storms, conspiracy, violence, invasion threats, and the greatest challenge of all: working as equals.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Priorities by Snark-N-Moon reviews
After noticing Kowalski's lack of sleep, Rico decides to do something about it. While a simple event, in its own right, this act of concern sets into motion a new sort of arrangement that the analyst isn't quite prepared for. -Kico: Kowalski/Rico and a side of Skilene: Marlene/Skipper-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,270 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Skipper, Marlene] [Kowalski, Rico] - Complete
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
A Deal with the Devil by Crystal Volcheck reviews
Tired of Private's namby-pamby attitude, Skipper is thrilled to learn of a whole other side of Private when the Amarillo Kid comes looking for a Mr. Tux. And while Private wants nothing to do with who he was in the past, the lives of his teammates are put on the line and the only way to save them is to offer the Amarillo Kid a deal. BASED ON MR. TUX Story#3 in the Park Avenue verse
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Skipper, Private, The Amarillo Kid - Complete
Westu hal, Theoden Kunnik! by TMI Fairy reviews
AU – Théoden survives Pellenor Fields. Eowyn is delighted to have her uncle back – freed from Saruman's enthralment– but furious that he is taking the reborn thing way too far.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Théoden, OC, Eowyn - Complete
A good way to relax by POMandMLPlover reviews
Skipper and Hans are stressed out, what do they do to calm down? Drinking of course! let's see how this ends? ;P BoyxBoy, lemon, one-shot. don't like? don't read.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Skipper, Hans] - Complete
Medicine by POMandMLPlover reviews
Skipper has a cold and Hans knows a very pleasurable way of getting rid of it XP my first lemon hope you like it Warnings: Yaoi! means BoyXBoy dont like dont read. Pairing HansXSkipper
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Skipper, Hans] - Complete
Gender Loving Care by PeaceBaby7 reviews
Not a gender swap. When Skipper pressures Marlene with female stereotypes, the two are in a constant quarrel. How can they come up with a solution to help each other understand what the other goes through? Disclaimer: This is one of my first fanfictions and not my best work.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Lineage X by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. Book 10: The war-ravaged world Melida-Daan is backdrop to a manhunt, an occult conspiracy, a bitter guerilla conflict, and a test of ultimate loyalties.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,247 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
The Real Lone Ranger by TailsLovesCosmo reviews
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear! The Lone Ranger rides again!
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - John Reid/Lone Ranger, Tonto - Complete
Lineage IX by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. Book 9. A year after parting ways, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon struggle to complete their self-appointed quests for enlightenment and justice.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,079 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku - Complete
Not as Planned by Cerebella Kennor reviews
A girl goes to Middle-earth with the expectation that she'll take part in the Council of Elrond and join the Fellowship. She wants to kick ass and save lives while looking good - and making Legolas and Aragorn fall in love with her. Lord Elrond has other ideas: the Fate of Middle-earth is at stake, and she will play no part in it. Problem: the portal was a one-way only.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Elrond - Complete
Because I Said So by ruth baulding reviews
An early adventure set in the innocent days following Lineage I. Qui-Gon Jinn and his new Padawan work on the basics... and learn a few things along the way.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,906 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
One Too Many by ruth baulding reviews
Who says you can't mix business and pleasure? The boys track down a person of interest during an extensive pub crawl. Lector caveat: dark humor and exotic highballs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lineage VIII by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 8: Hard on the heels of the mission to Apsolon, master and apprentice find new troubles - in their own backyard. Jenna Zan Arbor faces prosecution for her crimes; the Jedi grapple with the disastrous realities of corruption and personal loss; Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon undertake perilous and disparate quests.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,422 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Cruel Muse by ruth baulding reviews
Sequel to "Writer's Block." Read if you dare.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lineage VII by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 7: Sent to the aid of their fellow Jedi on a disastrous mission to New Apsolon, master and apprentice contend with brainwashing, genocide, conspiracy, and the perilous realm of the heart.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,560 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Interlude by ruth baulding reviews
Post Zigoola, a series of missing scenes from the end of Karen Miller's Wild Space. Unapologetically plotless h/c.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Hatchling by ruth baulding reviews
Only a crazy man would attempt to rescue a stranded krayt dragon hatchling. Exile and angst for the waning of the old year.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lineage VI by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 6: Master and apprentice undertake a risky undercover mission to expose conspiracy in a far-flung sector; a comedy of manners abruptly transforms into a nightmare when their cover is blown; and a desperate escape gambit strikes deep at the foundations of trust.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,296 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Inheritance by ruth baulding reviews
Mace Windu decides to bond with the younger generation; the younger generation struggles to establish rapport; and trouble is waiting for them all, just a short hyperspace jump away.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - M. Windu, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
You Didn't Hear It From Me by ruth baulding reviews
Garen Muln reminisces about his childhood friend.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Double Trouble by andalitebandit-6 reviews
One shot Kico and Pripper.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Kowalski, Rico] [Private, Skipper] - Complete
A Personal Matter by ruth baulding reviews
Angst-ridden epilogue to CW Episode 5.1 "Revival."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hard Times by wuemsel reviews
Kid is in desperate need of some privacy.
Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Lineage IV by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book 4: Master and apprentice endure a stint with the Agri-Corps, and find that trouble has a way of coming home to haunt them. Featuring a pile of bantha poodoo, a tentacled carnivorous plant, a desperate escaped convict, and a highly provocative young woman.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,341 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Call of the Wild by ruth baulding reviews
Stranded on an uncivilized planet, master and apprentice meet the natives, encounter the Laws of Nature, hunt and are hunted, and howl at the moon together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Betrayal by gokulex59 reviews
A quick shot about how Kowalski reacted when he found out he got stabbed from his back. No slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
Lineage III by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book III: Master and apprentice face an important rite of passage, grapple with a traitorous plot within the Temple's walls, and discover the limits of obedience and intuition. Appearances by Bant Eerin, Xanatos DuCrion, Yan Dooku, and others.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,444 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Loss by gokulex59 reviews
When six becomes four, the pain is left to the rest to feel. No OCs. Rated K plus for character death.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Insomnia by Crystal Volcheck reviews
An anon Kico request from Tumblr Kowalski has never been able to sleep and has accepted that fact, but that doesn't mean he enjoys the countless thoughts that never cease without a distraction. Thankfully, he isn't the only one who can't sleep.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Kowalski, Rico] - Complete
Favorites by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A Skipper/Kowalski request from Fishy716 on Tumblr Skipper had favorites, everyone knew this, even if he would niether confirm or deny it if you asked him. Only Kowalski is tired of Skipper's game and wants to know where he stands.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Kowalski, Skipper] - Complete
Tangible by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A Kowalski/Private request from thelengendofpenguins via Tumblr Kowalski has a hard time understanding things that aren't tangible such as magic and emotion especially emotions that deal with matters of the heart, but maybe Private can help him with that.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Kowalski, Private] - Complete
Sorely Sought Scientist's Sanity by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A companion piece to An Artist's Agonzied Addictions, where Kowalski wishes that he could sleep with all the thoughts running through his mind and tried to find that one thought that leads to a scrap of sanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kowalski - Complete
Never Swim Alone by gokulex59 reviews
Rico follows Skipper to understand what he's up to. One-shot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Skipper, Rico - Complete
Fashionably Late by ruth baulding reviews
The Jedi are late for an important date; Anakin solves fewer problems than he creates; and Obi Wan just can't seem to keep his pants on. Harmless ? apertif for other courses.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Close Quarters by ruth baulding reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and vice versa, when an edgy ex-Sith assassin and a battered Jedi master find themselves sharing some quality time together. Perverse epilogue to CW episode "Revenge."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lineage by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book I: In which master and apprentice meet for the first time, enjoy a disastrous adventure courtesy of Xanatos DuCrion, and reap the fruits of patience and fortitude. A fanciful retelling of the original.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Fallout by ruth baulding reviews
In which the boys investigate a tragically devastated planet, thwart the powers of darkness, make a sensible decision about wartime attire, and bicker incessantly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,718 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
After Apsolon by ruth baulding reviews
A character sketch set after Tahl's death. Heartache, saber accidents, and a shadow of hope at the end.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Sheltered by ruth baulding reviews
Qui Gon rescues a disreputable damsel-in-distress and teaches a lesson in compassion. Obi Wan still has much to learn, and it shows.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Birthright by ruth baulding reviews
A Togorian warlord engages in the pursuit of wisdom; Obi Wan proves uncooperative; Anakin and Jedi master Even Piell must hurry to intervene. Expansion of a scene from In Memoriam, by special request.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Obi-Wan K., E. Piell - Complete
Vigil by ruth baulding reviews
Written for a very specific fan request, on a theme so venerable and oft-repeated that it should be a 'saber kata. Author apologizes in advance for egregious abuse of a brave and noble character.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
What Are Friends For? by Revin Songlifter reviews
Just a little something featuring Kowalski and Patterson.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Shades of Gray by ruth baulding reviews
When the Chancellor's office pressures the Jedi Council into a morally ambiguous undertaking, Obi Wan encounters deathsticks, happy hour at the Outlander Club, a Clawdite assassin with good taste in men, and the young, unwitting pawn of an evil Sith lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,463 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Children by ruth baulding reviews
A Jedi master feels his age. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Needs Company by Mighty ANT reviews
"My apologies..for harming your skull with 2.5 pounds of fish and wooden cutlery, Marlene." Oneshot -Set after "I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"- Mild, one-sided Marski
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kowalski, Marlene - Complete
The Field Trip by ruth baulding reviews
There's no point in a field trip if you don't encounter obstacles. A nice little school outing in the GFFA.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Off the Grid by ruth baulding reviews
During the Clone Wars, the boys must leave the beaten track in order to avert disaster. Along the way, they make an unwilling ally, take up a new sport, and leave behind a huge mess.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Abnegation by Blouper reviews
"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Broken Cadence by ruth baulding reviews
The seventh time Anakin saves his master's life. Or sixth, if you ask Obi Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Beyond DNA by GrandOldPenguin reviews
When parental responsibility is thrust upon Skipper, he considers it his most important mission ever. But what happens when the mission changes?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,547 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Skipper, OC - Complete
Aftermath by ruth baulding reviews
The Zygerrian slaving crisis is over, and its Jedi heroes walk away unscathed - or not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Fallen Heroes by ruth baulding reviews
Ready or not, here it comes. Master and Padawan get a crash course in bonding.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Rider of the Mark by ZeesMuse reviews
What's a Horselord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than his horse to keep him company? And no, running and hiding in Mordor isn't an option...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,309 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
In Memoriam by ruth baulding reviews
In the midst of a desperate escape from the Citadel, Obi Wan mourns a friendship. A tribute to Jedi Master Evan Piell.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Obi-Wan K., E. Piell - Complete
Teaching Credentials by ruth baulding reviews
The intimidating Jedi Master Jorus C'Baoth publicly questions Obi Wan's capacity to train the Chosen One.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Poster Boys by ruth baulding reviews
Let us be honest, Anakin: you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Familiar Face by ruth baulding reviews
Just another day of exile. Featuring one and a half glasses of ale , a million-credit bounty, and a despicable hive of scum and villainy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,444 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Before the Throne by ruth baulding reviews
As the "extended mission to Mandalore" draws to its conclusion, an exiled Duchess makes a desperate bid for peace and a young Jedi faces a severe trial of the heart. Sequel to On Distant Shores.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Duchess Satine Kryze - Complete
Lucky Gundarks by ruth baulding reviews
You fell into that nightmare, master. And I rescued you...remember?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
On Distant Shores by ruth baulding reviews
In the aftermath of a crippling injury, Obi Wan, Qui Gon, and the Duchess discover new allies, restore balance to an exotic world, and incur the wrath of a fanatical rogue Jedi. Sequel to Beyond the Last Illusion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Beyond the Last Illusion by ruth baulding reviews
During that famous "extended mission to Mandalore," an exiled Duchess and her Jedi protectors flee a ruthless bounty hunter and have a close encounter with one of the galaxy's weirdest cults.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,766 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by ruth baulding reviews
Male bonding, Jedi style. The boys are at it again, and Master Windu isn't quite sure he approves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu - Complete
Half and Half by ruth baulding reviews
Darth Maul is coming back? ...I have a bad feeling about this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Parody of Manners by WynCatastrophe reviews
A house party on Naboo leads to intrigues, revelations, and the occasional happy ending. Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Palpatine, Sola Naberrie, Padmé Amidala, Bail Organa, and a host of others.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
Memory by Mighty ANT reviews
En route to New York City -or Antarctica, to Skipper's mind- the lead penguin's true emotional trigger that brought back memories of the Central Park Zoo weren't the snow cones. Skilene -OneShot-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Skipper
Jack Benny Dreams He is Luke Skywalker by Elsie Dewey reviews
Jack Benny is miffed when his radio cast accuse him of being a coward. A recent viewing of Star Wars causes him to dream he is a hero like Luke SKywalker, and to face his greatest terror.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Growing Broccoli out of Watermelon Seeds by Blouper reviews
"It's possible, you know." Kowalski says with no uncertainty. AU, Marski .
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
An Artist's Agonized Addictions by Crystal Volcheck reviews
He was addicted to it all. The medication, the sorrow, and the want of happiness. Knowing full well that he could have it, but in truth he didn't want it or rather he didn't need it. Rico-centric humanized with a splash of onesided Kico
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Rico - Complete
Hepatic Hero by GrandOldPenguin reviews
When Private is suddenly stricken with a life-threatening medical condition, a radical solution is the only remedy.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Deviations by Wildgoose1 reviews
The lives of some of the zoo's residents are turned inside out by "backwoods magic."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,314 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Skipper, Marlene
East of Nowhere by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Traveling together to California, Skipper and Marlene are abruptly thrust into the Colorado wilderness. Together, they'll have to rely on the bond between them as they face the unknown and all its challenges.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Solace by Memma546 reviews
After being rescued from an animal testing place, Kowalski has avoided the group. Skipper has to step in and be the father he was to all members of the team but Kowalski if they don't want to lose him.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Immortal Love by ladywhiplasher reviews
A sequel to Untold Desires. Skipper and Private are happy as a couple. But after a meeting with Raven, Private start to behave strangely. He was turned into something Skipper wouldn t ever expect. Warning: sex scences and a little touch of sadism. Review!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Skipper, Private - Complete
A Thin Line Between Friendship and Love by Tripenguinman reviews
Kowalski can't deny his feelings for Skipper anymore. But Skipper doesn't feel the same way. So he can only do two things. Try to use science to straighten himself, or win Skipper's heart. First ever Skipper/Kowalski Contains: Adult content and language.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Untold Desires by ladywhiplasher reviews
After a wild party, Skipper and Private end up having sex. But they didn t wanted this to happen. How will this affect their friendship? And will they finally admit their feelings for each other? oneshot. Warning: Including sex scenes! please review.THX
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Old Habits by Eora reviews
'After a year, most people would begin to call it a relationship. But it wasn't...it was just a sort of thing.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Skipper's Sick Nurses by Sandrei20 reviews
The leader penguin is feeling unwell. And he has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Rico, Private, Kowalski and Marlene are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand: R&R, please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Skipper
Paternity Pursuit by Wildgoose1 reviews
Marlene finds herself in a serious dilema and must rely on the penguins for assistance.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,362 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Skipper, Marlene
The Official Fanfiction University: Star Wars by Fennity reviews
Inspired by Camilla Sandman's OFUM. Star Wars writers are whisked away to a fanfic university in space for lessons taught by the characters themselves. TK-000, Team Hotass, the Wonder Twins, and tons of unauthorized Force usage... learning through pain!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Split by Alis Grave Nil reviews
Skipper's enemies pair up for revenge. The team is split in half. Will they be able to function without the team? Rico/Kowalski. Rating may change.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Rico, Kowalski
The POM Fanfic Tribute by SmallerThan reviews
The virtual redcarpet will host many famous authors of this archive with the POM characters as co-hosts! Hint of the day: One of the most well known and loved authors of all time in the archive!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper
The Penguin Credo by Alis Grave Nil reviews
A bunch of drabbles thrown together from a prompt table. Likely to have Kowalski/Rico. Rated just to be safe.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009
It was worth many wounds? by mrspencil reviews
I was intrigued at the idea of Holmes and Watson having the opportunity to see what was written about them by other authors. This is the result.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Fleaguing the Jade by Taleya reviews
Kmeme again! Prompt: Non-sexual/Accidental Figging. Written after far too little sleep and far too much sugar. Movie!verse.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
War Games by Esperata reviews
A random idea I wanted to share. Kowalski is in charge and has to make a tough decision. What will Skipper think of his decision?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Penguin Things Have Happened by Esperata reviews
Just what was going through Skipper's head when he set Marlene up with Fred? Was he really as unconcerned as he appeared? Or was that just a tough guy front? Read on to see what happened behind the scenes of 'Otter Things Have Happened'.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Two Become One by Esperata reviews
The title says it all really... Marlene and Skipper had to do it sometime. Depending on the response, I may continue.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Marlene, Skipper - Complete
Syssitia by Ars Arpadok reviews
What happens when two Cuy'val Dar get a bit lonely and a lot drunk? Skirata/Vau, yes you read that right. Rated M for strong language and adult humor/situations
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009
A Penguin Carol by Esperata reviews
Based on a Dickensian Christmas story. Skipper's determined not to celebrate Christmas, much to Marlene's disappointment, but three trips with Private, Kowalski and Rico might help him change his mind.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Snow Cones by Esperata reviews
Set after 'Otter Gone Wild'. Does this episode really spell the end for Skipper/Marlene fans? Not while I have anything to say about it.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Marlene, Skipper - Complete
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
One For Sorrow by Esperata reviews
Kowalski is ordered to work with Rico but what might that lead to?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Still Waters Run Deep by Esperata reviews
For MsPenguin09. The first Doris/Kowalski story, with a dollop of Skipper/Marlene of course. The dolphins have a new arrival and invite everyone to a party. But is all really as it seems?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Esperata reviews
When a mink starts taking an interest in Skipper, he pretends to be dating Marlene. But will he realise she also has feelings for him?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
In The Dark by Esperata reviews
Inspired and encouraged by Porsche101. Skipper and Marlene are trapped together. Rated T for steam.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Esperata reviews
Dedicated to Alis Grave Nil. When Julien is bored it means trouble for the penguins. My first Kowalski/Rico story.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Impulse by Alis Grave Nil reviews
It all started with an impulse. Kowalski is confused by Rico's sudden attentions. Kowalski/Rico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Table Head by fsfdafds reviews
LOL WUT?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Birthday Present by ZeeCorge reviews
It's Privates Birthday and he wants a special present from Skipper. WARNING: Skipper/Private Pairing. Male/Male sex.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Ugly Duckling by Esperata reviews
An idea that occured to me over lunchtime. Basically Kowalski reads Rico a story. Make of it what you will.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
A Wing And A Prayer by Esperata reviews
Sequel to Wooden Heart. Skipper embarks on his most dangerous enterprise yet... a relationship with Marlene.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Only at Twilight by Marcipie reviews
Marlene wants to stay with Skipper for the night. R&R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Midnight Terror by Marcipie reviews
When the penguins decide to have a Monster Movie night, Private can't seem to get to sleep. That is until he wakes up Skipper. R&R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Wooden Heart by Esperata reviews
Marlene has feelings for Skipper, but does he have any felings for her? Continued due to popular demand.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Copacabana by ZeeCorge reviews
Like the song Rico manages to ruin everything, will he be able to make things right again? Warning- This contains SkipperxPrivate and One-sided RicoxPrivate.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Count Dooku by Derek Metaltron reviews
Inspired by a number of similar fics; Congratulations and thank you for your fine purchase of a Count Dooku Unit! Please read in order to get maximum fulfilment from your aged Sith Apprentice!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Count Dooku, A. Ventress - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Mathematica reviews
“I only learned years later just how hard it is for a man to criticise his son.” Anakin thinks back on his relationship with Obi-Wan. Nonslash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Unexamined Life by Lorendiac reviews
The Phantom Stranger is the narrator. He loses most of his usual advantages and will spend much of the story trying to make sense of it, if he can find the right helpers in his weakened condition.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2005
In For A Penny, In For A Pounding by Susan Hillwig reviews
From DC2! Bat Lash, notorious ladies' man of the West, finally runs across a gal who might be more than he can handle. Can his already-shaky reputation survive the purple prose of the woman known as Penny Dreadful?
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
A Legacy of Strength by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
After Obi Wan's death, 19 year old Anakin Skywalker struggles to rediscover his place in a dangerous universe—but as that universe is threatened by dark powers, Anakin must find a new role for himself amidst politics, friends, and his career as a Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 175,434 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
On Afghanistan's Plains by Pompey reviews
A look at what happened to Watson, from the Battle of Maiwand to his return to England. As this is a prequel to STUDY IN SCARLET, Holmes makes no appearance whatsoever. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care by Citizenjess reviews
Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What Needs Looking After by Westel reviews
Sam is growing up, but his Gaffer is having trouble recognizing it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
The River by Indigo Bunting reviews
The Fellowship must cross a river before it can enter the land of Hollin. When disaster strikes, Sam and Legolas find themselves trapped between the river, a party of malicious strangers, and each other. A story about friendship and sacrifice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,512 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
A Brother's Love by Inquisitive reviews
Eowyn has faced down the Wraith King, now she has to face her brother. Warning, contains spanking
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
Cables by Dr FooFoo reviews
--Last of the Jedi-- Roan just wishes he could get all that lost time back... -FerusRoan-
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Ferus Olin: Mournful Poet by Dr FooFoo reviews
Ferus's tales of love and loss... in haiku. AnakinFerus
Jedi Quest series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
The Path to Healing by shirebound reviews
Arwen told Frodo "you may pass into the West, until all your wounds and weariness are healed". Once Frodo reaches Tol Eressëa, what wounds *will* be healed? How? And what do the Elves of the Lonely Isle think about the first mortals ever to live there?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Ferus Is A Manwhore For The Following Reasons by Dr FooFoo reviews
Well, he is... AnakinFerus
Jedi Quest series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Down the Wrong Path by FoxMarie reviews
COMPLETE! ObiWan, weakened by a mysterious poison, succumbs to temptations from young women with strange abilities. Can Anakin bring him back, without losing himself? Or will both men lose themselves to the Darkside? ObiAni slashiness. Set during the
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Some Brand of Frozen Meat by Dr FooFoo reviews
So... What exactly happens when two teenaged Padawans have to spend the night in a frozen cruiser, anyway? [AnakinFerus]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Milk Of Human Kindness by Jemmiah reviews
ObiWan volunteers to do some babysitting...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Fishnet by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
Aqualad and Speedy are left alone in the Tower and end up in a very odd situation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Aqualad, Speedy - Complete
Withheld Desires by anolinde reviews
Éomer tantalizingly denies his sister that which she wants... that which she craves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
How Kenobi Got His Groove Back by alchemy dream reviews
All it took was a lighthearted quip from Mace Windu to send ObiWan Kenobi off the edge and into insecurity, but Anakin has found the cure to growing older. AniObi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
The Art of Studying by Dr FooFoo reviews
Ferus never knew studying could be so surprising... AnakinFerus
Jedi Quest series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Blue Crush by alchemy dream reviews
A story of water, sun, and most of all, sand. ObiWan and Anakin. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Stranger's Christmas by DarkMark reviews
One Christmas night, the Phantom Stranger is granted a wish he has harbored for 2,000 years.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Blood Stained by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
Written in response to a writing challenge from a friend. Rated to be safe. Don't read this if you're in a good mood. Very dark.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Morning After by Eggo Waffles reviews
All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Faramir - Complete
Protect Me by anolinde reviews
A oneshot about Éowyn and her savior. Rated for a consensual sex scene and for potentially triggering subject matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Eowyn - Complete
Lords and Rangers by jenolas reviews
Whilst journeying south with the Fellowship, Boromir and Aragorn make a slight detour. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Love Me and Despair by EdorasLass reviews
AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
inferiors by markmark261 reviews
The Inferior Five seek Dr Fate's help.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
The Slash Fairy Cometh by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Theoden and Denethor hunt the Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. WARNING: non-explicit slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
House of Reeds by The Bookbinder's Daughter reviews
You cannot always shut out the night. GlorfindelGoldberry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Pippin's Diary by Hilary Thomson reviews
What Peregrin Took REALLY thought happened during the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Butter by europanya reviews
Frodo is stuck. Sam runs to get butter. Slash ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Know Your Enemies by Limyaael reviews
Melkor's just been released from Mandos. Now he's going to take revenge- if he can figure out who's who. Rated mostly for violent OOCness.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2004
The Battle of the Golden Wood by Marnie reviews
What Haldir was really doing during the Battle of Helm's Deep! Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir and Thranduil (and a host of OC's) battle against Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
On the Road to Minas Tirith by freckles42 reviews
Eomer looks for someone to share his bed, but finds an old friend instead ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
From the Grey Twilight by casapazzo reviews
Ever so slightly AU; on the Paths of the Dead, not all the ghosts are strangers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Middle-earth Mary Sue Tragedy by LilyBaggins reviews
The author makes a disgraceful Mary Sue, with the object of her affections far beyond her reach . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Frodo B.
Strange Bedfellows by Taleya reviews
SLASH PWP? Debauched missing scene? who cares! involves situations not suitable for kiddies... CN
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Complete
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2003
And the Sea Became Blood by The Real Muse reviews
The crew of the Seaview is joined by the Blackwood Project War of the Worlds to retrieve some barrels containing 'toxic' waste. The true contents? Aliens. Continued on my home website
Crossover - Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Complete
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
A sick little AU movieverse ficlet. A more logical conclusion to the scene between Frodo and the Nazgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
Down Like Rain by Anais Lacquestar reviews
The story of Melkor Morgoth and Luthien Tinuviel
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Lúthien T., Morgoth - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A Question of Honour by Honesty reviews
Gimli and Éomer at their antagonistic best. Very, very slashy. But book-based, believe it or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Gimli, Eomer - Complete
A time and times and half a time by Honesty reviews
AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/8/2002
MarySue's Day by Coral1 reviews
She's everywhere, she makes regulars look like chumps, she's annoying, she's like a root canal without painkillers... and no one wants to admit writing her. Here is my version of the woman we love to hate.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2001 - Complete
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Lambeth Walk reviews
The Heroes deal with challenges great and small. ["Pick a challenge, any challenge #615" response]
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/10 - P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, Wilson - Complete
Marya's Meta reviews
Marya and pronker swim a marathon.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2023 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Marya - Complete
Enfilade reviews
Marya acts out. (A reverse narrative story) [Silver Medal in 2024 Papa Bear Awards for Crossover]
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2023 - Published: 6/17/2023 - R. Hogan, Marya, Baron Strucker, Nick Fury - Complete
Age of Reason reviews
Marya wants what she wants when she wants it, but times are hard in Mother Russia.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/1/2023 - Marya - Complete
Republic Day Jedi Annual Picnic And Open Temple Tour reviews
Another Jedi tradition story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2023 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Ferus O. - Complete
Father, Jugs, And Speed
Boba has needs. Fennec provides.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Published: 3/14/2023 - Boba Fett - Complete
The Stuff
Fennec Shand endures change because she is unable to embrace it, as others in her life have suggested.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 3/13/2023 - Complete
Darker Pain reviews
From a poem by Don Blandings: "To learn that you have been deceived By one you loved ... That's dark despair But darker pain to learn of it And find you no longer care."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2023 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Private - Complete
Kolbastı reviews
Xochi dances her heart away ten years before she meets Rico; she gets it back because she wants to give her heart to him.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2023 - Rico, OC - Complete
Exit, Pursued By A Bear reviews
Carter seeks enlightenment.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2023 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Fusion Confusion reviews
Lemmy the Space-Faring Robot sticks Skipper inside his portholed, fully-pressurized, oxygen-rich chest cavity for a joy ride, or half of one.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2023 - J. Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Skipper - Complete
Xerarch reviews
Fennec Shand has a situation to deal with; Boba Fett withholds judgment.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2023 - Boba Fett - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviews
A Handmaiden named Ommané pushes herself to her limits to make her Queen take notice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2023 - Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, OC - Complete
Pusher reviews
Is there any special reason Fennec Shand strongly suggests that Boba Fett allow the spice trade on Tatooine to continue?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2023 - Complete
Auction Angst reviews
Luke and Beru share an Adventure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2023 - Luke S., Beru L. - Complete
Freedom's Just Another Word reviews
The most mysterious team members receive yet another What Really Happened? treatment.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2023 - Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
Accents reviews
Diva is as Diva does. Also, what if Manfredi and Johnson began POW life in Stalag 13 before transferring to Stalag 17?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2022 - Published: 11/12/2022 - R. Hogan, H. Schultz - Complete
Better, Even reviews
The party's over, it's time to call it a day, take off your makeup, the party's over, my friend.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/31/2022 - Complete
Saddle Up reviews
The end of the job comes sooner than Skipper expected.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2022 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
Crash and Burn reviews
Marlene and Skipper play games over the weekend.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2022 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Aries Parries Queries reviews
Incoming new orders blast the team from peace to - not-peace.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2022 - Published: 3/30/2022 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Earn More Sessions By Sleeving
Commander and lieutenant jump from the frying pan into the fire with a stop in between.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2022 - Published: 11/17/2021 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
Undertow reviews
Private cures Skipper of his fear of needles. Eventually.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 291,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2022 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Operation: Envy reviews
Labor Day picnics are the bomb.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2021 - Published: 8/1/2021 - Skipper, Marlene, Buck Rockgut - Complete
May You Have Gnocchi From Your Children reviews
A disturbance in interdimensional dynamics skews Zee's spell and John isn't completely unhappy about it; he just doesn't know how to take it.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2021 - Zatanna Z. - Complete
Ipso Psycho
John and Zee sitting in a tree, Kay Eye Ess Ess Eye En Gee. Eventually.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2021 - Zatanna Z. - Complete
That We Be Made Worthy reviews
"That's another fine mess you've gotten me into, Magic," grumbles John Constantine to no one in particular.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2021 - Published: 3/24/2021 - J. Constantine - Complete
Lay of the Land reviews
Kowalski and Skipper discover the lay of the land on a perilous mission to Central America.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2021 - Skipper, Kowalski, OC - Complete
If It Clucks Like A Chicken reviews
Ahsoka's adventures after leaving the Jedi Order include politics, a new home and a new best friend.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2020 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K., Bo-Katan Kryze - Complete
Marlene's Log reviews
Marlene ponders the wisdom of accepting Skipper's proposal, but it's too late now.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Skipper, Marlene, Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
Operation: Untested Submarine Tracker reviews
What dreams may come when we have kerfuffles must give us paws.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2020 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Following Directions reviews
Nelson doesn't know which way to turn, but that's never stopped him before.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Complete
Quoth The Raven 404 reviews
Skipper and Marlene face the natural consequences of interspecies, um, romance.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, OC - Complete
Crescendo
The duchess learns a new word.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
Zeus Always Gets His Own Way In The End
Greek mythology set in 2020, inspired by the delightful Marie Phillips' book, Gods Behaving Badly. It's the Hades/Persephone story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Complete
You Can't Skip Thanksgiving Gatherings When You're Incarcerated reviews
Let us remember that Thanksgiving is simple at the heart of it.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2019 - Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
Remember, Remember The Fifth Of November
They couldn't escape, and after a while it didn't matter so much anymore.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2019 - Complete
Whump! reviews
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
Penguins Pillow Talk reviews
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in Manhattan that our scene lies), rattling along the habitats, and fiercely agitating the scanty wattage of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Private - Complete
Shadow of Your Smile reviews
Xerophily is an unexpected quality in Doris, as Kowalski discovers.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Skipper, Kowalski, Alice, Gus - Complete
Slam Dunk reviews
Skippy can't read.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Skipper, Marlene, Phil, Mason - Complete
Candles reviews
Love means never having to say you're sorry, but what replaces those words?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Trailer, Trashed reviews
The Short Happy Life Together of Skipper And Kitka.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Skipper, Kitka - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of POM reviews
The Official Fanfiction University of POM is currently accepting applications for the Spring Quarter. With the proper credentials, you, too, may write well in a Small Fandom. E-mail applications to penguinsofmadagascar at the usual addy, you know the one that starts with z.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Of Jane Austen And Penguins reviews
Skipper gets zapped and acts weird.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Marlene Gets The Gollywobbles: The Fic reviews
Marlene isn't sure she wants to date outside her species, so she asks for help making up her mind.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Marlene, Phil, Mason - Complete
Your Typical Roast, Tough And Overdone reviews
Sunny optimists like Marlene ought to be careful what they wish for.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, King Julien - Complete
Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day Is August 21 reviews
Rico says to go forth tomorrow and be fruitful with comments on stories you like! It won't hurt, I promise, even if the fic is so old it's creaky. :) Plus, it's Eclipse Day!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Complete
Quotidian reviews
Kowalski wouldn't be human if he didn't like to strut his stuff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Scooping reviews
Four young penguins make do without their fathers on Fathers Day until an adequate substitute steps in.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
No Remedy For Memory reviews
There are memories held dear and memories best forgotten.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Cartoon Forgiveness reviews
The funny animal cartoon genre isn't always funny.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Private - Complete
Adventures In Babysitting reviews
Marlene joins the team. Fluff ensues.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Complete
One To Embody Power, Another To Crave It, A Third Along For The Lulz reviews
Survival of the fattest.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Trial And Error reviews
Ars longa, vita brevis.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Absence reviews
The four times Skipper listened and the one time he didn't.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Operating System reviews
Team Building Week ends not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Dawn's Early Blight reviews
Power breakfasts have their place in Team Building Week.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Tryst or, When The Legend Becomes Fact, Print The Legend reviews
Rendezvous as we wish them happen rarely.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Skipper, Kitka - Complete
Inbox For Penguins Of Madagascar reviews
Operation: Listen To Your Messages is a go.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Skipper, Marlene, Dr. Blowhole, Burt - Complete
Sunny Days Sweeping The Clouds Away reviews
Skipper and Marlene decide to try dating.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Watermelon Snow reviews
The boys blow up things closer to the North Pole than the South Pole. Perfidy ensues when Danes enter the picture, but did we expect anything else?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 106,721 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Boxing Day reviews
How to celebrate Boxing Day in the United States.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Gift of the Blarney reviews
Obi-Wan changes careers.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear reviews
Anakin sings in the shower.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Gnats reviews
Obi-Wan has a hospital stay. He ought to be used to them by now.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Haunted Moon of Miel Muwn reviews
K'Kruhk discovers that a tale may grow in the telling.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Man Of My Heart reviews
Friendship means saying the tough words.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Bail O. - Complete
Stroking reviews
Obi-Wan accepts a helping hand.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Couvade reviews
Bo-Katan and Satine, in three acts.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Duchess Satine Kryze - Complete
I Didn't Know Just What Was Wrong With Me reviews
If he made her happy, he didn't need to do more.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Cost Of Goods Sold reviews
Obi-Wan isn't nice anymore.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Anakin's Baby Book reviews
Obi-Wan learns to cherish the moment, finally.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Full Body Slide reviews
Togrutans work well with others. It's in their genes.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Ahsoka T., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Zounds! Entasis! reviews
A Princess has many friends.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Xenogamy Entasis
Even a Princess can get confused.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Upright Entasis reviews
Ferus Olin treats his Princess in the way that she deserves.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Novel Entasis
A Princess knows what she wants.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Getting To Entasis
Princess Leia Organa takes a step into a larger world.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Leia O. - Complete
I Am Jo's Slash reviews
Jo's organ of slash is unprepossessing, yet is vital to her brain's healthy functioning.
Crossover - Star Wars & Little Women - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Death In The Afternoon reviews
All Jedi die sometime. Obi-Wan is ready, Anakin is not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Especially Jedi reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi explores his Master's home world.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
AU Is Pure Gold reviews
Now is the Winter of our Content.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Wardroom reviews
Anakin is undecided whether to forgive Obi-Wan for his deception.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Aphrodisiac reviews
There may be snow on the rooftop, but there's spring in the cellar.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Male Gaze reviews
Leia enjoys Empire Day, to her surprise. Ferus doesn't.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Republic Day reviews
Obi-Wan suffers, Anakin comforts. Repeat as necessary.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ode to Aurra Sing, by Hondo Ohnaka reviews
Hondo muses musically.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Aurra S. - Complete
Ahsoka's Hairy Question reviews
Ahsoka solves a mystery.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Downtime reviews
How does an assassin relax?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - A. Ventress, Count Dooku - Complete
Popper's Puns reviews
Popper exasperates the rest of his squad.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Veterans Day reviews
Obi-Wan struggles and prevails like the survivor that he is.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Leia O., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Inbox For QuiGon Jinn reviews
An inbox needs to be checked before messages pile up and life gets complicated, but Qui-Gon never does things the easy way.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Luck of the Jedi reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan discover that luck really exists.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Power Play reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan share a bunk on a transport.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Love And Pain And The Whole Damn Thing reviews
Padme and Anakin and Obi-Wan each face a crisis according to their own personalities.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Armor reviews
Padme welcomes home her warrior.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Second Person, Tense reviews
In a swamp on the planet called Sugnid, a third party aids Anakin and Obi-Wan in reaching the next level of their relationship.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan need each other to decompress after missions.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
All Souls' Day reviews
Darth Vader is taken aback by the most average of Jedi: Roan Shryne.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Spring Fever
Fess or Ferus, Leia doesn't like anything about her tutor in botany.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,483 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Leia O., Ferus O. - Complete
Yin and Yang reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin at a typical evening at home.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Song of Myself reviews
Ferus Olin sums up his life as Fess Ilee. After switching to subtraction, multiplication and division, he doesn't like the difference, product or quotient, either.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hiss reviews
In the Jedi Temple Halls of Healing, no one can hear you steam.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Siri T. - Complete
Luke's Catechism reviews
Luke fends off boredom on the way to Alderaan. Ben indulges him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Kerning reviews
After a night at the opera, Anakin considers a slight role reversal in his relationship with his mentor, Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Covalent Bonds reviews
ObiWan practices self-mortification during his abstinence from enjoying Anakin's charms. Anakin indulges other appetites of the flesh. They both need to stop thinking of themselves. The Force steps in.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,091 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Passing of the Chosen One reviews
At Anakin's funeral pyre, Obi-Wan comforts Anakin's other mentor: Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lady Macduff Gets Laid Upon reviews
A scene detailing Lady Macduff's sad end, in Jerry Springer style.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Fortunato Strikes Back: The Cask of Amontillado 2 reviews
Fortunato takes his fate into his own hands. And his own feet.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
A Tribute to Richard Armour's Light Verse Genius reviews
Starting with Homer's The Odyssey and meandering through Bulwer-Lytton's Paul Clifford and screeching to a halt at Margaret Mitchell's Gone With The Wind, this is both a practice and a tribute to Richard Armour.
Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Trailer Park Princess reviews
There are some things that Obi-Wan should not be allowed to touch. Or to say ...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Jedi Zombie: A Halloween Story reviews
Vader proposes, the Force discloses.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
As Clear As Mud reviews
When Obi-Wan and Anakin are thrown into a survival situation, they begin to question their Master-Padawan roles.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 116,266 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lord Vader Needs Feet reviews
Vader needs to testdrive some modifications to his suit and uses any Jedi that he can lay his mechnohands on.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Anakin's Golden Years reviews
Anakin faces the natural changes in his life with as much grace as possible.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
He Let Out A Breath That He Knew He'd Been Holding reviews
Obi-Wan's experiences on the Jedi Council and in the Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
quote Add To Memories unquote reviews
Anakin moves on with his life after Obi-Wan changes irreparably.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Jedi Council Meeting 7,500,212: Outtakes reviews
The deleted seventeen minutes of a meeting in the midst of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Effervescence reviews
Anakin discovers that no amount of porn has prepared him for the reality of sex.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Chaos on a Veranda reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan have adventures on a veranda, and other places.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Baby Steps reviews
ObiWan's attempts to bond with young Anakin don't succeed at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete