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Joined 11-17-06, id: 1167532, Profile Updated: 06-13-08
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Mary Poppins.

Ah, hello there! How'd you get here? Anyways, not much going on, just trying to finish off some stories. Seriously, I know how they'll end, what'll happen and whatever, it's just stringing it all together that's difficult. I was so happy when I actually finished a story! I am never doing a sequel again, though. Too much effort, and I feel the second doesn't live up to its first counterpart.

Um, not much to say really. I hope you can read a few stories of mine. (And I hope to goodness that they're actually good.) I can't get around to updating due to folks and their banishment of me and my computer. I'm not obbessed, just I work on here. A lot.

Here's a few funny things you can look at, I haven't looked at any of these things in so long I'm almost embarrassed of myself.

25 fun things to do in an elevator!

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You’re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning

Quotes:

"Look! -BANG- An undead monkey!" -Jack, Pirates of the Carribian (2)

"Whatever floats your happy boat!" -Me, one day at dinner

"There are certain advantages, you know, in being without a nose." -Erik, Phantom (Susan Kay)

"You keep using that word, but i don't think it means what you think it means."-Inigo, The Princess Bride

"she probably came up with another ingenious example of stupidity." -my friend, insulting me ( i laughed at him anyways..XD )

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth it." - an email i got one time.

"When life gives you lemons, wing 'em back, demand oranges and hope you hit someone with those lemons!" - My version of the lemon story thing. xD

"There's no butter in hell? Oh horror." -Erik cosplay on Gaiaonline. (funny day in the thread...xD )

For some reason, 68 percent of the Phangirl population thinks Christine should have gone with Erik. If you're part of the intelligent 32 percent who thinks she should have just fallen in a hole and died, sparing Erik the painful torture of living with her, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary, Phantomofthebasket, BlackTippedRose, PhantomPenguin, dark-hearted rose, LisalikesPhantom, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, Haleybob

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list!

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Haunted by Regnig-oftheblackforest reviews
He still watches. And still wants her... WARNING! Rape/abuse in later chapters
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Princess Tutu: Chapter of Swan by Maidenstear reviews
Everything is settled. The Prince is gone, and Ahiru is a duck again. The story is over...or is it?
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Blowing a Gasket by Person4 reviews
Natsumi didn't know how she'd wound up in charge of baby Giroro. Set between episodes nine and ten.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Therapy 101 by PhantomPenguin reviews
Now with an epilogue! Erik, Raoul, Christine, Madame Giry, and a corpse are forced by Nadir to go to therapy, because, let's face it, they all have some serious issues. You know they do.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Phantom's Guide To MarySues by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Ever wonder why you aren't getting enough reviews? Maybe your main character is a gasp MARY SUE! To avoid this dreaded disease, or you just want some laughs, please read my handy little guide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Erik
Phantom of the Superstore? by WanderingTeen reviews
Yes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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I Want A Refund On My Phantom, Please reviews
It's a Band Championship held in Paris, France. Once-in-a-lifetime oppertunity for Emma&Max. Their greatest wish granted, they're thrilled to be close to the place where Erik once lived. What they don't know is how close they will find themselves to be.EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Practically Perfect reviews
Ever wonder how Mary Poppins came to be? What made her Practically Perfect? How DID she meet Bert? A story of how it all began and how Mary Poppins became Practically Perfect.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009
Summer Nightingale reviews
Sequel to Winter's Lark. Yes, I'm actually writing one! Lark and Erik are back with new problems and strange new people to add to the enjoyable story! With Richard, Rachel, Erik, and Lark heck, anything can happen! Including love? Yep. Hatred? Definately.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Erik - Complete
Winter's Lark reviews
A young child is found at the Opera Populaire, back up and running after the fire. But what everyone doesn't know is that the child is a girl! Yes, young Lark is dressed as a boy but why? It's a strange occurence in the Opera. Mix of all I know of Phantom
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 80,045 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete