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Author has written 47 stories for South Park, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Supernatural.

My name's Scarlett.

Tattooed and pierced.

Fighting the internalized misogyny of internet fandom one fanfiction at a time.

I also try to fight cliches with cliches, and correct the portrayal of mental illness and other serious issues. I write things that have been done before on purpose.

I'm twenty one.

I'm weird.

Kenny McCormick is my jam.

I'm going to school to become a forensic scientist.

I really like pugs and bunnies and steampunk and South Park. Among other things. But mostly those.

My personal tumblr is scarlettshazam, where I post art and about my life.

My South Park tumblr, where I reblog SP pictures and posts and talk about fanfic, is scarlettinsouthpark.

You can find all the fanart for my fics on a tumblr called scarlettshazamfanart.

You can find any of my other fandom-related things at scarlettmiscellany.

I'VE MOVED!

Any fic I post will now be posted at Archive of Our Own under the pseud thepinupchemist.

Happy reading!

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Dean Winchester, Pie Maker and Angel Doctor by whereSilencebegins reviews
Dean knows that pie can't make Cas an angel again but he hopes it'll persuade him that being human isn't so terrible after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Simple Case of Misunderstanding by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Island of Misfit Toys by Chasing Rabbits reviews
While feeling out of place and stuck in a rut, Kenny takes a walk around town and finds himself reconnecting with Butters Stotch in a very unlikely place. Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
You're Okay I Guess by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny doesn't understand why he has to go to Butters' sleepover when no one else has to. Pure Bunny fluff written or MargaretDelancy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Think You Know But You Don't by Villain reviews
There's a contest for an open scholarship and Kyle thinks Wendy is his biggest competition. In an unexpected twist it's Token who gets first place. Kyle confronts him and something surprising begins to develop between them. Token/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kyle B., Token B. - Complete
Peace Within by Singer of Time reviews
"It's too beautiful a night to worry about anything, anyway..." And he had to agree. A small series of romantic one-shots. Rated for a reason.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,146 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Aang, Katara
Small Sanctuary by Soltian reviews
Craig steals an abandoned garage, and decides to share it with one person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Kiss it Better by BattyCore reviews
It's the ten year anniversary of Clyde's mom's death, and Craig tries to make it better. Things don't quite go Craig's way, but they work out for the better.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Craig T., Clyde D.] - Complete
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Gas Station Inventions by FunnyHats reviews
Craig Tucker was stuck in South Park. Everyone else was out getting an education and preparing for college, while he was trapped to work in his dad's gas station. But, not everyone was about to leave him behind.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Jew Swap by SekritOMG reviews
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Holiday Hair Removal by hollycomb reviews
After many years together, Stan finally notices something about Kyle's grooming habits. Upon further investigation and to Stan's dismay, Craig Tucker is involved.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Answer is Always Yes by Chasing Rabbits reviews
After it comes out that Wendy's started dating a new guy while she's off in college, Stan falls into yet another one of his depressive states. Kyle, as per usual, has to set him straight.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bright Lights and the Big City by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny and Butters find themselves running away from home on the exact same night, at the exact same time, on the exact same bus. Now what?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Boyish Attitude by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Wendy wants to spice things up, but Stan is a bit off-set by her approach. Mostly because he initially questions his sexuality. Cross-dressing Wendy, Stendy smut, pegging.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cold Soup and Tacos by Porn.Mercenary reviews
Craig is sick and Clyde takes care of him like the good friend he is. But is Craig really a good friend in return?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Fall Back by 1220McCormick reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Good Lives by Enkay reviews
South Park will never change. But people do. Stan/Kyle/Wendy/Kenny-centric story; Style, Kendy, Stendy, etc. Rated for sex, drugs, and high school shenanigans.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Sleeping On It by dawnperhaps reviews
After Stan and Wendy get engaged, Kyle turns to Kenny. Kenny gives him more than he anticipated. K2. M for sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bang Bang by SqueakGirl reviews
Stan and Kyle used to play a game. Bang, bang. Stan always wins, and Kyle always falls. Style
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Surviving A Birthday Affair by MariePierre reviews
It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
First Time by 1220McCormick reviews
Craig blinked in the first few rays of sunlight and tried to make sense of his unfamiliar surroundings. It took him a few minutes to realize that the worn-out mattress he lay on was Kenny McCormick's bed. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
The Return of Professor Chaos by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,522 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
We Are by MOFOSTAN reviews
Songfic Oneshot of Kyman. Setting is 1939-1945 in World War II. Song is "We Are" by Ana Johnsson. Rated Mature for death and cruelty.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Daddy by feryvancy reviews
In which poor Tweek has a sucky life. M to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
No More by MOFOSTAN reviews
A K2 One shot. Kenny's POV. Gotta love the rich and the poor, lol get it... cause Jews are rich... - -" you can kill me now... Rated T for big words and a slight gory description lol.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Progress by Nixing a Rose reviews
"You knew it, knew when you stepped in the car there was obviously no going back. You knew it, and yet you tossed away the information..." PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Craig T., Butters S. - Complete
Irish Coffee by Kokolo reviews
It was jus a thought. A single, solitary thought - what if Craig Tucker got Tweek Tweak drunk? Surely the answer would be simple enough to find out. - Creek Oneshot. M for implied naughty
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Whiskey by pandabomber reviews
He captured my jaw in a firm grip, completely immobilizing me. I tasted the alcohol on his tongue, bitter and intoxicating. Furious, I bit down on his lower lip mercilessly... Damn you, Craig Tucker, for tasting like Jack Daniel's. graphic crenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Looking for Something reviews
Henrietta and Michael aren't in a relationship. But...they're something. Smut oneshot for Mary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Curly Goth, Henrietta - Complete
Mouths Making Foreign Sounds reviews
Everybody's slept with Kenny McCormick. One night, boyfriends Craig and Tweek decide that it's a good idea to make the two of them the three of them instead - and invite Kenny to join them in the bedroom. Porn PWP. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Broken Down So Low reviews
It takes them a year to find Cas after the angels fall, and he's been through more than any of them realize. Slowly but surely, Dean coaxes him to open up, and finds more than he knew he could along the way. Destiel oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Kingdom Awaits reviews
Butters escapes a long-term abusive relationship with Cartman to return home to South Park. There, he finds his parents gone and himself becoming nanny to Kenny McCormick's children. Bunny ficlet. Dedicated to Mary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
On the Corner reviews
In their senior year of high school, Edd still wants to focus on keeping his grades in order - everything else can wait. But when Kevin needs something from him, they make a deal. This arrangement can only end in tears. KevEdd.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,075 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Leave Me Out reviews
Kevin and Double D are happy together, until tragedy strikes Edd's family. Things fall apart - but eventually, it comes together. Birthday oneshot for Daliah.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Fight Me Like You Do reviews
Double D doesn't like to see a person in pain, even if that person happens to be Kevin. But sometimes, a little kindness can be taken a long way. Smutty KevEdd oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Better Place Cannot Be Found reviews
Fifteen-year-old Kenny finds a distraught Butters tries to cheer him up. In the end, they discover a little something more about each other than they expected. Mild Bunny smut. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Feeling Super reviews
School has been getting to Butters lately - especially with testing. But Kenny McCormick can remedy that. Smutty Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Go Under With You reviews
Kenny has been climbing in through Butters' window for years for Band-aids and a place to sleep. One night, it changes. Smutty Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
All of This Mess reviews
Kenny has a long history of getting in trouble. When fate screws him again, nobody will help - except Butters Stotch. And gradually, everything starts looking like it might be okay. Smutty Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Boys Like You Love Me Forever reviews
Kenny convinces Stan and Kyle to join him on a night out clubbing, only to discover that one Butters Stotch works as a dancer at his favorite club. They catch up, and might just find the start of something good. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
I Can Work A Gun reviews
A brief stint in Hawaii changes nothing, and Butters finds that he's just as angry as he was before. When it escalates, can Kenny stop him? Angsty Bunny smut. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Where We Went Wrong reviews
Two years ago, Craig Tucker got arrested and sent to juvenile hall. He's back in town, and for some reason, seems to have taken an interest in one Tweek Tweak. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Feels Like Home reviews
Tweek wants to share his love of boarding with Craig. Craig wants to spend their Saturday doing a different kind of exercise. In the end, they get both. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Nothing That I Wouldn't Try reviews
Bebe decides to take her roommate Kenny to Disneyland for his twenty first birthday. They inadvertently acquire a couple of roadtrip companions, making for a bumpy ride. Kenbe, minor Cryde.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bebe S., Kenny M.
Too Old To Dream reviews
Eighty-nine and on the edge of death, Stan Marsh relays his story of losing the one he loved. WWII AU oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Heading for Electric Chairs reviews
Kyle is acting strange, and Kenny doesn't like it. He has a few ideas about how to fix it. K2 smut for Kyle's birthday!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
When I Fall Down reviews
Kenny is miserable and has no idea why. Kyle will do anything to help. Smutty/fluffy K2 oneshot for the amazing South Parkians I hung out with at Otakon!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
You Know What, You Know Where reviews
It's a Saturday, and Kyle and Stan head to Kenny's to hang out. There, they stumble upon the unexpected, and end up participating in something even more unexpected. Kenny/Butters/Stan/Kyle smut for Chasing Rabbit's birthday. PWP oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Anytime You Want reviews
Craig has the terrible realization that he actually has feelings for somebody. Little does he know that the feelings are returned. Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Another Soulmate reviews
Wherein an embarrassing accident leads Clyde and Stan into much more than casual friendship. Styde oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Clyde D., Stan M. - Complete
I Hold With All I Have reviews
Craig Tucker befriends the blind boy, inadvertently changing his life and falling in love. Blind!Tweek oneshot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
I Dream of How We Were Once reviews
On December 1, 1969, Kenny and Stan are drafted to fight in the Vietnam War. One of them doesn't return. Stendy and Kendy, but at heart it is a Stan and Kenny friendship fic. Historical AU oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
I'll Be Coming 'Round reviews
Tweek comes to the realization that he's the only virgin left in his group of friends, and doesn't like it one bit. Luckily, Kenny's in the business of helping people lose their virginities. Twenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
You Can Never Get Enough reviews
While feeding his obsession with Tweek, Craig inadvertently becomes his boxing partner and falls in love. Fluff/Smut Creek for lilykinz200's birthday. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
We're Both Still Here reviews
Clyde doubts himself, thinks everything of Craig, and feels best when he's with Tweek. Cryde smut, minor Cleek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D.
Blood Starts Pumping reviews
What's left of Mysterion is what Kenny takes to conventions. While trolling the con for a reasonably attractive nerd to pick up, he runs into one Professor Chaos. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
You Could've Lied reviews
Kyle is struck with the realization that he loves Stan. Afraid it's unrequited, he decides to show Stan how he feels in a different way. Style oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Show Must Go On reviews
Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,977 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
There's Nothing In It reviews
Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Kings Fall to Pawns reviews
On Friday night, Tweek drops acid, Craig wants to run away, and they both discover something interesting about each other. Sort of. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Circus Mirrors and Pot Smoke reviews
When Kenny finds himself in need of help, he tends to accidentally end up with Craig Tucker. Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Keep It Together reviews
It's the end of the semester, and that tends to make Gary a little nutty. Fortunately, he has a boyfriend to relieve the tension. Gregory/Gary oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Gary H., Gregory - Complete
Ships Are Launching From My Chest reviews
Stan and Gary Harrison are friends and more than friends. Stan/Gary oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
An Old Skipping Record reviews
In which Kenny doesn't mind being with Kyle so much. K2 oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid reviews
Tweek is certain that Craig has left him because of another guy. Tweek thus wants to prove that he can get another guy, too. It doesn't end well. Tweek/Kenny oneshot. Collab with glow vomit.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
My Nicotine Grip reviews
Christophe is paranoid as usual about Gregory. Gregory reminds him not to be. Gregstophe oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Something Tastes Different reviews
Craig's twenty-second birthday is going horribly wrong - until he comes home, that is. Fluffy Creek smut for MrSuperZebra. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Restless Breed reviews
Craig propositions Stan. What neither of them expected is that Stan would say yes. Staig oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
I Come By It Honestly reviews
Kenny reflects on his family. For friendlyfaceseverywhere.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Conception of Kenny's Velociraptor reviews
They've had a few drinks, and he should probably just walk her back to Bebe's. Kendy smut, related to Put Our Pistols Down.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Just Tired reviews
If I'd just said those words, it could have made all the difference. Tragic Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Game of Life reviews
One is on a straight path to a fruitful, white-picket-fence life. The other is getting deeper and deeper into an underground of sex and drugs. When sex and love get involved, what will happen to Kyle and Kenny? K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete