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Naruto - Chapter 485

Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke.

I don't like the likes, nor the looks, of you now.

(What happened to all the man-candies in the world? T_T)

Anyways.

I won't forgive Kishimoto if Naruto dies for Sakura. For serious.

(A fresh profile :D

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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 418,143 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mortis Org by Pilot Zero reviews
Haruno Sakura was already in her senior year in college when she had to transfer to a new academy where she ran across the Mortis Org, a society she never thought existed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,136 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
World Under Siege by Ione reviews
The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,431 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
100 Themes in Loki-dom by startraveller776 reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots inspired by 100 different themes. All Loki-centric, either non-pairing or with the Lokane pairing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.]
Vengeance by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura was dead. Haruno Sakura was dead and Uchiha Sasuke knew that he shouldn't care. But he did anyway. Team7ness, Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,585 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Scarlet Rumor by Starry o.0 reviews
It started as a favor to a friend. Soon the whole school "knew" that Miss Teacher's Pet aka the Valedictorian aka Little Goody Two-shoes: "Sakura Haruno.. is a slut!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dulcet by TanksAndHeals reviews
"Are you in love with me, Mikasa?" Levi asked in a serious tone. She snickered softly. "Don't flatter yourself." "Then what?" He insisted. But there was no way she could answer that truthfully, there was no way she'd be the sponsor of the burial of her own pride. She only shrugged lightly, her eyes on his.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,488 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Mikasa A., Levi] - Complete
Eren, How Are Babies Made? by Night Fury Guardian reviews
Mikasa is still wondering about how babies are made. Confiding in Eren, she asks him to explain it to her. But when Eren has trouble finding the right words, she decides to let him 'show' her... Eren X Mikasa Warning: SMUT
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,003 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vows of discretion by conchepcion reviews
Molly is engaged to Michael. Everything seems fine. Unfortunately according to the papers she's married to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. The same Sherlock who refuses to sign the divorce papers and wants her to prove why Michael is worthy the part. Nominated for Best Romance and Humor SAMFAS 2013.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,947 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Night Calls by lookcloserhere reviews
Danny gets drunk and calls Henley in the middle of the night.
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Daniel A., Henley R. - Complete
Afternoon Coffee by der kapitan reviews
In which the Yeagers run a café, Levi becomes a frequent customer, Eren is exasperated, and Mikasa misunderstands. — AU, Levi/Mikasa
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Levi - Complete
The Fame by Miasmic reviews
/Rewrite of unfinished story from old account!/ As an orphan, Sakura had never considered herself lucky. That is, until Tsunade, the wealthiest women alive, chose to take her in as her own. A fable about wealth, greed, libel, love, and most importantly, the shit you get for not knowing who Sasuke Uchiha is. / M or language, new plot. Still active!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
A Million Pieces of Eight by Miasmic reviews
"Yes," Sasuke said, now addressing both men, "I am Captain Sasuke Uchiha. The fiercest pirate in the world." He was scary, yet blindingly handsome. And he was the last thing Sakura expected to find after sneaking onto a pirates' vessel. / Pirate-fic SasuSaku AU. In progress and still active - Will never be abandoned, so go on and read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Return&Rehash by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura didn't know how she had survived the deathblow, but she was alive, somehow. She tightened her hold around Sasuke's neck, "I can't believe you tried to kill me," she snarled. She was still trembling, but whether it was in fear or anger, she couldn't tell...in which Sakura challenges fate — SasuSaku, M for Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,708 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Priceless Insurance by BonGarland reviews
Two performances in, and Thaddeus Bradley is still stumped. Who is organizing, directing, coercing the Four Horsemen? When his curiosity gets out of hand, he brings in a little insurance in the form of Henley, to guarantee some answers. Will get AU. Rated for a few situations. Now complete!
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Kingdom of Snakes by Cinma reviews
AU. It was by pure chance that Uchiha Sasuke managed to stumble across Erity, an enigma rumored to be the key to power and prosperity. At the chance of freedom, he was willing to do anything - even if it meant tainting her with his sins. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
To Drop a Question on Her Plate by startraveller776 reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. Despite her dumb little school girl crush, Jane Foster is determined to behave professionally while working with her thesis adviser. Professor Laufeyson, however, may have other ideas. (Lokane)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
No Stage Needed by The Eccentric reviews
The thought never crossed his mind that she would take him up on his offer, but here they were. Though the night he had imagined never actually happened and they were stuck dealing with the aftermath. While one Horseman is less vocal, another is lacking in their usual tack. A story told in three acts and two intermissions.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013
and it's all comin' up aces by Ariel32 reviews
It's all about the timing. Henley knows this. And now, it's finally their time.
Now You See Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Vodka Lemonade by lydiamaartin reviews
Italy has plenty of handsome men for Henley's tastes. Daniel, however, isn't too fond of them. Why? Well, she has an educated guess. - "I'm not jealous! I just don't think they're good enough for you." - HenleyDaniel.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
An Ace Up The Sleeve by BonGarland reviews
A brief interlude between Daniel and Henley on the plane to Vegas.
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Jealousy Has The Reins by lookcloserhere reviews
J. Daniel Atlas pulls Henley Reeves into a closet to ask what she was doing after seeing Merritt and her flirting... Could he be a bit jealous?
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
Maelstrom by Akinriah Tram reviews
AU. His aspiration to be a world-class actor was jeopardized the moment he met Haruno Sakura, a woman who existed in life, but didn't exist on paper. "Choose Sasuke, will it be your career or her?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by deliriousnight reviews
Because they messed up badly this time. But, hopefully, they'll be able to bring her back. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Fragments by ohwhatsherface reviews
100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Always Something by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock Holmes asked John Watson to move in with him, there was something he neglected to tell his new flatmate. Unfortunately, John Watson sees but does not observe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
phantom pain by ohwhatsherface reviews
This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Martians by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Red by sajiwara reviews
Life hated him. He was back, but it seemed like everyone else has already moved on. Even the girl who had once confessed her love for him is treating him with indifference. Sasuke had helped Naruto defeat Madara, resulting in Konoha winning the war - but it felt like he had lost everything for a second time. Sasusaku. Slight Narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Redeeming Love by ferain1832 reviews
The everyday lives of the Amis, seen through a variety of Christmas-related one shots. Complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
Sanctuary by ARoseWithThorns reviews
Spoiler for the ending of Season 2. Molly has agreed to take Sherlock into her flat so that he can hide until he decides his next move, but what transpires between them both is entirely unexpected. Rated M for a reason; please read responsibly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Which Castiel Takes Up Scrapbooking by Niqi reviews
No, really. And it's adorable.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Long Live by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Darkest Knight by halfkyuubikat reviews
Princess Sakura has been taken hostage by her family's mortal enemies, The Uchiha. She believed she was fated to die until she realized that was not correct. "Dark Knight" Sasuke Uchiha plans to marry her, keep her prisoner, and make her bear him a son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Masquerade by ferain1832 reviews
Only rarely does Enjolras allows himself to be persuaded to go to a masquerade. When he does, meeting mysterious secret admirers is the least of his priorities.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac - Complete
The Best Man's Best Friends by golden doe reviews
"I can't believe you're getting married, Forehead!" "That would be because I'm not, Pig" "I mean you didn't even tell me you're engaged! Much less have a boyfriend!" Glare. "You know I don't." "So imagine my surprise when I got the wedding invitation in my mail today." "WHAT?"... "I can't believe my best friends are getting married and I'm the best man too-ttebayo!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
friend zone by golden doe reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's word of advise? "Never ever use subtlety to woo Miss Oblivious. It doesn't work."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scrambled not Fried by CxXxDarkWolf5xXxD reviews
Cas shows up with a rather...unexpected addition to team free will. Dean is understandably a little bit annoyed. Dean/Cas Pre-slash. Rated for mild language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Strictly Pathological by ARoseWithThorns reviews
One-shot. Post-Reichenbach. "For the sake of law and order, I suggest you refrain from any attempts at a future relationship, Molly." Let's dissect what he meant by that, shall we? Just a fluffy jealousy piece. Rated for medical terminology light lang.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
He's Your Angel Now by tectrices reviews
Dean x Cas. Sam-heavy. Crack. Dean catches Sam listening to Beyonce's Halo and realizes oh. Yeah. He can relate. Written for an anonymous request on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
If Skating Were Easy, They'd Call it Hockey by Moonlite Knight reviews
If anyone asks, Dean got his concussion hunting. He was never anywhere near an ice rink, no matter what anyone else says. Shut up Cas. He was never there. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shopping Trip by tectrices reviews
Sam POV, Dean x Cas While on a shopping trip for a newly human Cas, Sam gets a firsthand view of just how infatuated his brother and Cas are with each other. And how completely oblivious they are to it, as well.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Round and Round by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura and Itachi are high school students facing the threat of college breaking up their current relationship. When they're alone on a school bus together, Itachi takes the chance to show Sakura just how much she mean to him. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naked Angels by Eileen reviews
"Real angels would have more clothes on." Cas sees something on TV that confuses him. Third and final chapter up now!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Prince by kokkilamb01 reviews
AU. Konoha's last surviving prince needs a queen. Hundreds come to try and win the prince's heart but only a certain pink-haired girl catches his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Catnatural reviews
Cas is slowly falling - and doesn't know that the Winchesters know. He slowly experiences being a human - this time, he learns about Christmas through the song The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Can someone please ban Castiel from the computer? by melchaz reviews
Castiel is bored, so he googles himself. He comes across a slashfic with himself and the brothers and wonders how the hell people function with such vulgar thoughts in their heads. Rated T for... talking about adult themes? Haha.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Halloween with the Winchesters by melchaz reviews
Family isn't just by blood. The brothers and Castiel celebrate Halloween for the first time, determined to make it a family event. No slash, just a family muck around with laughs, idjits and Bobby getting attacked by Batman.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Sarcasm is one more service we offer by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Ways to Get Rid Of Angel's Hiccups by Dean'sNerdyAngel reviews
Cas has the hiccups, and asks Dean for help. Fun times with Cas and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shaking Up Winchester World by Ventorum reviews
Dean likes to call Cas 'a baby in a trenchcoat', but sometimes... Cas is a genius. A glimpse at why Dean likes to keep a nerdy little dude with wings around.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Engagement On Hold by pei-chan reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,621 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Father's Mistress by halfkyuubikat reviews
My name is Katsurou Uchiha. And this is the story of my father's mistress. The woman I hated the most in this world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Say by selandora reviews
This time, Sakura will fight against Sasuke. Because this time, Naruto's the one at stake. narusakusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,416 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Thief of Hearts by Chantrea Moonbeam reviews
When Sakura woke up, 15 years has passed, the Uchiha have taken over and she is the consort of Uchiha Sasuke and the mother of his children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cocktails and dinner jackets by runawaygoddess reviews
He should have never let Karin buy that damn dress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wingman by valeskathesilverwolf reviews
Dean had forgotten that Cas even had wings, but one day they call Cas and there they are. It may have something to do with their case they are working on. Though their eyes are working, this may be the last time they see the angel. Hurt!Cas Worried!Boys
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Picking the Wrong Flowers by Lovin'EveryMoment reviews
"Argh… he will never love me!" I exclaimed, slumping back against the tree. Flower petals of assorted colors were strewn all around me. Yes, I am fully aware that Ron is dating Lavender but what right do the flowers have to rub it in my face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Have To Go Deeper by billyliar reviews
In which Dean dreams in bad porn and an angel innocently trying to deliver a message has his existence changed forever. Dean/Cas with a side of Sam, Bobby, many awkward moments, and the as yet unresearched phenomenon of angel puberty.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Casu Consulto by Pandastacia reviews
A twist in their story - the soccer captain and valedictorian. It's not what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Behind the Bars by x.Kaze-chan reviews
//SasuSaku// AU She should have known better than to extend her help to him. Now, she has to deal with the many temptations clawing at her with the undeniably sexy street racer in her home. “Are you seducing me?” “…Are you seduced?” “N-No!” “Then no."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Melody From My Memory by Peruzka reviews
An explicit lemon fic of one-shots. I warn you, it has explicit graphical scenes and adult themes. Please the rating into consideration.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011
Fidelity by DivineSunSHiNE reviews
Just because you leave him doesn't mean your still not married. After all, you didn't get the divorce papers signed. "You've got 10 seconds to get back out of my life before I send you out the window myself!" Sakura&Sasuke AU. /re-vamped/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reality Is Insanity by Riz-I reviews
"Your perfume smells like my Grandma's cat." "Oh yeah? Well you smell like a failed abortion but you don't hear me complaining." In which real life turns out to be even more ridiculous than Sasuke as Rapunzel and Naruto as a Particle Physicist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Rumy Nin by Nakoujou reviews
After two years in Europe, former bad boy Uchiha Sasuke returns to Konoha Prep much to Sakura's joy and pain. While attempting to mend their broken friendship, class standings, hidden feelings, and a gossip blog gets in the way. Inspired by Gossip Girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,899 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeplessness by T-R-Us reviews
Oneshot. "Dean, I think your angel needs to go to bed."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:CRACK!Fic:. When Hiashi wants grandkids, Neji and Tenten are screwed. .:A LOT OF OOCNESS:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The Misadventures of Castiel the Angel by Crimson-Tainted Dagger reviews
Watch the antics of Supernatural's favourite angel as he learns about humanity with the boys, and everything else never taught in Sunday school. Castiel-centric fic. Rating for Dean's mouth. RER.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Upon Your Shoulders by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Title taken from "Hey Jude" by the Beatles. Tag for Episode 5x13, "The Song Remains the Same" in which unconscious angels are cared for, because Castiel deserves better than being slung across the bed like that.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Memory by dotheyreally reviews
A mourning Draco visits the forest where he was taught the Patronus Charm by Hermione Granger who had passed away due to a Dementor Attack and he learns that his Patronus had been there all along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Give Me the Silent Splendid Sun by zeppx reviews
It's Dean's birthday, Cas has a little surprise for him.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Joyful Noise by Jess McIntosh reviews
The Winchesters discover Castiel has a hidden talent.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We All Scream by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean's ever had.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Of Portraits and People by Coral in the moon reviews
Albus gets into trouble. A few too many people jump to his rescue for Headmistress McGonagall's liking. Oo-oo-oops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Imaginary Boyfriend by Lerysakon reviews
Ino has had enough of Sakura's lies and is determined to 'help' Sakura in her love life, or lack thereof. But Sakura insists that she didn't need help. Does she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Falling Asleep by thecouchcarrot reviews
Because DAMN IT, I can't stop myself. An alternate ending to "Staying Awake." Dean/Cas. Dean's finally got it figured out - but it may be too late. There's only so much an angel can take. Now Complete. CH. 5: The worst hangover Dean's had in a long time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Soft As Chalk by Problem Child1 reviews
"Is it so hard to believe that I missed my best friend?" Damon gave her the most innocent look he could muster. "Oh, if looks could kill, Miss Elena, I would be pierced through the heart by your wrath."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
WAR by Life Starts Now reviews
Drake's alive, and he has captured Diana. Caine will do anything to get her back. Even if it means starting a War with the Darkness, which has forced Lana to give it a body. Older teen for graphic torture scenes, violence, and language.
Gone - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Diana L., The Darkness
AngelTV by WhisperedWords12 reviews
Takes place randomly in Season 5, so don't read if you haven't seen all of it. Castiel, Dean and Sam learn the consequences of an Angel watching TV, it's just a light story, no slash. It's my first Supernatural fic, so please be nice, read & enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
want some fail with that? by regenerate reviews
AU. Team 7. "Sakura, Sasuke is hiding in your dorm-room again." "Why? " "I gave the cafeteria his phone number."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troubled Water by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dean's Mojo by Nialon reviews
Cas isn't the only one who has it. This follows the events of my fic 'iSwear', but it can be read alone. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
iSwear by Nialon reviews
Castiel has a bit of a problem. One-shot. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Worlds Apart by tian.kong reviews
It took walking in on her husband with another woman for Uchiha Sakura to finally find herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
D for Diana by ESpencer reviews
Story of Gone told through the eyes of Diana. Will explore all chapters in Gone through the POV of everyone's favorite brunette. New chapters will be posted as soon as possible. Rated T for violence in later chapters.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Compelled Into A Fresh Start by Fenris242 reviews
Elena realizes that she loves both the Salvatore brothers and there's only one thing she can do to prevent history from repeating itself. She goes to the brother she trusts the most to do what needs to be done, but can they stay away from each other?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Learn as you go by Marlowe97 reviews
Cas wants to know why humans hug. Dean explains and demonstrates. Written for the cuddle-comment-fic-meme on lj.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Driven Insane redone by RichAtSin reviews
Dean teaches Cas how to drive. Chaos ensues. This is an updated version of the story, with a little bonus at the end...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Judas' Kiss by inadaze22 reviews
In Rose’s opinion, the one thing worse than knowing a boy hated her was knowing that one liked her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
we'll be a dream by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Without A Doubt by TehOpheliac reviews
Dean/Castiel preslash — Every time there's a flash of lightning, Dean gets a glimpse of Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
4 Things Castiel is not Allowed to Do by ScottyFTW reviews
...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Held Together with His Hands by Laura of Maychoria reviews
The first time Castiel's healing mojo failed to work even on himself was a shock to all of them. Pointless whump. 5.10 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Last Petal Falling by snappleducated reviews
At this rate, the audience will start thinking that trying to kill each other is now the fashionable thing to do. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mating calls by the blanket reviews
CRACK. SasuSaku. “What? No. No—I refuse to believe that with all that woman’s gifts, you were looking at her hat.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
paper moons and cardboard seas by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. I have a beautiful hairdresser. I know you’re jealous. You don’t have a gorgeous man running his hands through your hair, do you? No? That’s what I thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
those sunshine days by precarious mind reviews
.:au.sasusaku.naruhina:. "Hi. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I work in a bar downtown, my best friend is an asshole, and I was kind of a jerk to you." Sasuke and Sakura play their hands at matchmaking; Hinata and Naruto can't afford to complain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
three stripes of sunlight by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: on common spaces, and lack of common spaces; on where they paralleled, and how they've never quite. On letters, and time, and patience, and homecoming.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Dying Today by xmarie08 reviews
When Sam and Castiel walk into a trap and end up stuck together with nothing to do but talk, Sam finds the conversation very illuminating... Sam!POV, Dean/Cas pre-slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The General Principles of Ditching at the Altar by La Trizzle reviews
Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,760 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Encounter by AngeLhearteD reviews
For BlueGreenApples. A chance encounter or the workings of fate? Sakura ventures into the forest in search of Naruto but instead stumbles upon /him/; her long lost team-mate, her childhood crush, her first love - the treacherous Uchiha Sasuke. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Let Go by Orangina Locks reviews
Haruno Sakura is a boring student that can't get a date to last more than a couple of minutes. How did she get to be famous rock star Uchiha Sasuke's best friend? Or, used to be, as Sasuke hasn't spoken to her in three years. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Step One Admitting You Have a Problem by the punchline reviews
“Well Mr. Malfoy,” she says. “It has been a while. To what do I owe this pleasure?” “Er – yes,” I reply dumbly. “Um, well… There is something WRONG with me.” - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Façade by AngeLhearteD reviews
SASUSAKU CONTEST ENTRY. The sun was setting when they met at an open field. Naruto and Sakura confront their old team-mate. Their coldness toward him is unexpected, but it is Sakura's continued silence that unsettles Sasuke most. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunday School Blues by theeflowerchild reviews
We were eight years old and we met at church. He was the mean-looking kid next to my crush. —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Observing Reality by samashhh reviews
Who will you choose Ms. Granger? The man you were destined with or the man you fell in love with, the choice is up to you.' DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Notebook VI by hypheniated reviews
‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ At least, that’s the code Sakura and Karin follows. The real enemy, the one in question, the boy-stealer, was Ino Yamanka. SasuSaku, SuiKar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Karin
Wedding Speeches by IwishIwasASlytherin reviews
Ron's wedding speech in Harry and Ginny's wedding. Hints of Dramione, and hilarity ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
C rossfir E by T a C o C a T reviews
Sakura was certain that her mysterious, attractive next-door neighbor was a serial killer, insane, or the toothfairy. Little did she know, Sasuke's story was much more complex and dramatic, and she was about to get thrown into the middle of it. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who would have thought: The story of the Queen Bee by Ventriloquist Draconis reviews
They say their always going to be there when in truth they'll all going to leave, they say you could trust them when infact their feeding lies. In High school you can't be yourself nor can you trust for everyone lies n pretend.SS.ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Y o H o by T a C o C a T reviews
When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,293 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pandemonium by AngeLhearteD reviews
For PET. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Konoha's Invasion: Sakura regains consciousness to find that she is alone, surrounded by devastation. But the chaos of her environment is nothing compared to her inner turmoil upon seeing him clad in the cloak of the enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Escape by SapphireKisses reviews
When an undercover mission goes wrong, Lily and James find themselves trapped- in a Muggle jail- with no wand and no one to call. While they consider ways to escape, they're forced to talk to each other- a dangerous process that could possibly kill them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Legend of the Century by lilxcutexmonstah reviews
[AU] You freakin...! I don't CARE if you're a Dragon Rider, you're going DOWN, HARUNO SAKURA! HOW DARE YOU FLICK ME! In which one is an Uchiha Prince and the other is a dragon riding peasant, fighting for the enemy kingdom. [sasuXsaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,075 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Letters of Support by sasusaku779 reviews
Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
song in my head by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. The first moment he met her, he was smitten. And afterwards, the song in his head just wouldn't stop playing. He didn't have the heart to put it on mute, either.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Royal Idiot by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Naruto had a brain. Surprise. Surprise. And he's going to use it for a groundbreaking achievement--getting them together. Sasusaku. Slightly crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Sassy Girl by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
When she says, “YOU WANNA DIE?” It literally translates to: “I love you.” [AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Boy Haven by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
pretty ugly by precarious mind reviews
.:oneshot:. Sakura, ritually, never break the routine, likes to wear yesterday’s mascara, lest she be doomed to repeat./Clean slate for the failure, Sasuke thinks, and wants to laugh at the idiocy of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor by JayleeJ reviews
Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Everything by lucidic reviews
AU. You're my first, you're my last, you're my everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hopeless causes by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facts on Feminism by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has met his doom. Meet Haruno Sakura, one crazy woman who will make Sasuke's heart beat fast. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pretty and Charming by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Because their love story does not end here. It goes on and on, again and again. Put them in another universe and they will still end up together. AU. sasusaku. Dialogue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
Pirate Lords by Wind Kunai reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Moments by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor thinks of those little moments that made him fall for Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Can Quote Me by someonestolemyname reviews
Because, no matter what you may think, Sasuke and Sakura actually have a very romantical relationship. Ask the lovequotes /SasuSaku. cracky oneshot collection/ chapter ten: the end and not tonight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
God Complex by Skitts reviews
Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The chronicles of drabbles by iMissa reviews
Drabbles about everything and anything. 15: Character drabbles, because everybody needs a counterpart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,838 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
PS I Love You by iMissa reviews
Naruto’s a matchmaker, Sakura’s oblivious, and Sasuke’s swimming in a river in Egypt. They’re going to kill a lot of trees before they get anywhere. Cowritten with Epiff Annie. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flight by AngeLhearteD reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Perched high up on a branch, concealed by a canopy of leaves. He watched as Naruto's clumsy arms wrapped around her in relief. He watched as Naruto held Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by T a C o C a T reviews
One ticket to the Uchiha Complex: Complete with scarring for life and an increased vocabulary. Because they had a different way of showing they loved each other. ONeSHot SAsuSAku CRackish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monochromatic by allurement reviews
AU SasuSaku Class is dead, darling. It died out with the dinosaurs and it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona. Welcome to the twentyfirst century, would you like fries with that?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Sake Can Do To You by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke. Sake. Protective Soon-To-Be-Father-In-Law. Secrets. Confessions. Sex. Marriage. Love. What could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Think Outside The Bun by JayleeJ reviews
Gaara's employment at the new Taco Bell displeased quite a few customers. To hell with them, if they didn't like him pouring sand in their food, they could just gorge themselves at McDonalds and leave him alone. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha's Guide to Everything by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Atypical by iMissa reviews
Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sharpay, the Blonde by BlackBeauty613 reviews
My collection of blonde jokes that I found on the internet. Some are stupid, some are really funny. Read, review, and laugh! Rated T for language and mention of SC.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sharpay E. - Complete
Loathing by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku. "I am NOT weak...damn, I H.A.T.E him!" "What'd you say, Haruno?" Crap, today was NOT a good day....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,981 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mediator by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by avenged reviews
Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke, and before you fangirl all over me and I forcefully remove your head from your neck, there are a few things I'd like to clarify...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fair compromise by Fayth3 reviews
Jackie finds the Doctor and Rose is a compromising situationwell, more than one. Written for Time and chips.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
P4 by animalmagix reviews
This is the place where purebloods rule the school, with the exception of Harry, and the richest ones there are the P4, Purebloods 4. Every girl would fall at the chance to date them, all except one, Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,585 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Professions by JunkieFiction reviews
The high school where the gym teacher overworks you, the english teacher is a heartthrob, the woodworks teacher is a sadistic maniac, the food tech teacher is ramen obssessed, the music teacher has multiple personality disorder, and more. Its all just fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I need you by Fayth3 reviews
Ten has screwed up, and for once, the whole of space and time might not be enough to make Rose stay.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding by ohwhatsherface reviews
NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Love Goes Wrong by Shinsei-Kokoro reviews
His plan had been to make her fall for him. Certainly not the other way around. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Guys' Rules by Miyako-hime reviews
Oneshot. SasSaku. Sakura gets an email from Sasuke... and Sakura is likin' it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blabbermouth by Blowing Wind reviews
Sakura works in the top rising Fashion Empire. One business trip, a glass of wine and a turbulent plane ride had her spilled out her most intimate secrets to the handsome stranger next to her. That stranger is her new boss! Based on Can you keep a secret!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No Pets allowed by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor thinks that Rose needs a pet rather than a boyfriend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Be My Genie by Mediarite Flow reviews
SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to dance by iMissa reviews
Sasuke has to teach Naruto how to dance. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kinjirareta Asobi by Jigoku no Kamunagi reviews
AU[sasusaku] I have everything, riches, fame, beauty and I was even married to Sasukekun! So why didn't I have his love? Why was it that when ever he saw the Haruno, he softened up? He's suppose to love me! Not the Haruno dirtbag! But me, Ami.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Be There To Love Me by Acoustical Trance reviews
The first time I saw my husband was on our wedding day. The first time he spoke to me he told me I annoyed him. The first time I felt alive was when he said he loved me. [AU] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baka by Meruhen Wind reviews
It was a stupid kind of crush, the kind that stupid smart girls were prone to. [Sakura x Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Other Than Him by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura is dressed up...and coincidentally, Gaara is coming to Konoha later in the day. Sasuke realizes that he is having a hard time dealing with the possibility of Sakura liking someone other than him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ronald's Dream by Sienna61 reviews
Ronald's had a dream... Well, more like a nightmare, about Hermione... and Malfoy? Oh, dear. Oneshot.Thank you HorseLover20693 :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haruno Sakura's Coffee Shop Adventures by eb the chocolate buckaneer reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Merits of Snoring by sharingank reviews
Rukia doesn't think she snores, but Ichigo begs to differ. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Big Black Umbrella by fashy101 reviews
“Look, Granger, Malfoys are gentlemen.” Hermione snorted. “You may be a Mudblood, but you’re still a girl.” DMHG, oneshot. R&R please. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Office by brezoflower reviews
It's havoc in the office! Uchiha Sasuke is completely unable to concentrate, due to a certain woman who just moved into the office next door...Haruno Sakura. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Death of a Ghost by Angeleyez reviews
When Jess returns to Stars Hollow to visit his mom, he discovers that Rory has erased him from her life. Permanently.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,976 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rory G., Jess M.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fitful Choices by Uchiha Tsakare reviews
Sakura, now more than just a Jounin, knew that with her rank came missions...but she never thought she would end up with one particular mission: the only one she knew, deep down, that she could not do. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Your Wish Is My Command! by ang3Lix reviews
Sasuke tripped... on a can. a stinking, rusty, and really stupid can. but then, there was a lot of smoke, and standing before him was... a pink haired girl. What did she say? " MASTER" In his head: "GOD."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out of Context by Angeleyez reviews
Time and circumstance. They’re always a factor. Lit. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stay by n00bshoes reviews
A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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