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Joined 11-25-06, id: 1168204, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 13 stories for Charmed, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Sherlock, and Merlin.

I have updated my pen name to reflect my ever-expanding pool of interests. Formerly I was "devoted2charmed" but since I haven't written anything for that show in a long time I figured a more fandom-neutral name was required. Thus, I am now TheNarator.

Oh what is there to say about me? I'm an introvert (that means i like to be alone with all my voices), a resident of my own universe (buts its cool they know me here) and bipolar (type 2). Fanfic lets me spew all the random stuff in my brain out so other people can see it and tell me I'm not crazy. I love American sci-fi and fantasy shows (all hail the great and powerful Joss Whedon!) but I also have strong feelings for BBC and a long, wide anime streak (from Jounjo Romantica to Outlaw Star). Merlin is as of right now my favorite show of all time, but Naruto runs a close second and I also watch Haven, Criminal Minds, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Terra Nova, the Big Bang Theory, Glee, Teen Wolf and bits of Doctor Who and Torchwood. I love slash and yaoi (what's better than 1 hot boy? two of them!), and I hate sad endings.

Oh, and for those of you who are wondering about my gender (aparently some people think I'm a dude), I am a girl. I am nineteen, and I am a fat blond bitch. That is all you get to know about me.

Here is my deviantARTl: http://virginnympho.deviantart.com/

Here is my Tumblr: http://thenarator.tumblr.com/

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal.
Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside
and out. Eccentric personality.


Crucial:

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...

This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do:

The elbow is the strongest point on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans:

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM

Toss it away from you...chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head

DO NOT DRIVE OFF! repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it .

As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware:

look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall,

or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS:

take the elevator instead of the stairs.(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:

STOP ! It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Here it is

9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.

The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl

to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer

has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls

by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby --

This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana. I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: hirochick, devoted2charmed

Happy Endings

Life is full of sad endings,

I wish to find a place where only happy endings reside.

A place that I can escape to,

when the world's not on my side.

A place where evil never wins,

somewhere where love is true and never dies.

A place where people aren't undone,

by other peoples' lies.

A place where tears are always dried,

somewhere where broken hearts are always mended.

A place where people do not mourn,

for lives to soon suspended.

A place where girls find their princes,

somewhere where lust and love are not the same.

A place where people aren't pawns,

in some unlawful game.

That is why I read,

that is why I write.

Because I believe that every girl,

deserves a loving knight.

But in my life I don't believe,

that I'll find a happy ending.

Because in reality there are no knights,

and no broken heart gets tending.

But at least I can always find one,

through all my hurt and all my worries,

I can always make a happy ending,

reality in my stories.

-by Otachii


Are You A Person Who...

Acts out parts in books/movies that you think should have happened?

parts? try whole new spin-offs!

Screams at inanimate objects because they "irritate" you?

my socks are conspiring against me . . .

Plans out conversations that haven't happened yet, and honestly, probably never will?

mostly between characters from different books, tv series, movies and anime's, but every once and a while i'll be a part of one.

One moment is hyper and the next dead serious?

usually when someone calls me.

Makes fan fictions of other fan fictions?

too often.

Considers themselves "crazy" or "special"?

of course i'm special! i wouldn't be this crazy if i wasn't!

Has been considered or have been called a nerd?

nerd is a compliment nowadays, and nobody compliments me except my readers :sigh:

If any of this is true to you, copy and paste it on your profile!!


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you have fun mauling a styrofoam plate with a plastic fork and laugh like a maniac while doing it. Crazy is when you have more OCs than stories. Crazy is you open up five different tabs on your web browser just to compare the heights of Naruto characters on Narutopedia side by side, just to make sure that you favorite character is taller than the characters you don't like. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, Narutofang91, devoted2charmed


.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool
If you can read that please put it in your profile.


How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Love, peace, and yaoi!


Controversial Issues

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile.

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!


Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


"There are worlds beyond and worlds within which the explorer must explore, but there is one power which seems to transcend space and time, life and death. It is a deeply human power which holds us safe and together when all other forces combine to tear us apart. We call it the power of love."

—closing narration of the Outer Limits episode "The Borderland"

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Invoking My Pledge by Lemon Flavored Kleenex reviews
LONG. The alien species rebuild their culture after returning with Mew Aqua. When a new threat to Earth arises from their people, the new leaders decide to send assistance to Earth's protectors, but the Mews have been disbanded for years. Facing this new threat alongside the aliens, will the fight be the same or will new complications arise? FOCUS ON ALL CHARACTERS.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish, Masaya A., Deep Blue
Set in Stone by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
In which trust games are played, the future is undecided, and no one quite knows what Mordred is up to. Or, alternatively, an author allowing her imagination to run riot thanks to that scene with the cloak. Merlin/Mordred, eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,899 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Merlin, Mordred
Two Roads Diverged by Trinitas reviews
Genetics and circumstances were against Phoebe and Cole's romance from the beginning. But when he's finally given a chance to choose his own fate, can it also mean a second chance for their love? —AU after "Sympathy for the Demon."— CH. 29 NOW POSTED.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,089 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Phoebe H., Cole T.
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Angel in the Attic by Squilf reviews
Merlin can't let Arthur in. Not anymore. He can't take his head in his hands and kiss him, can't keep giving in to him. He can't let Arthur take and take and take. – Or, it's the night before Christmas, and Arthur is screaming the house down. For thenarator's prompt at the lovethatbindsus Merdred kink meme. Merlin/Mordred, Merlin/Arthur. Warnings for violence, abuse and death.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Sons of a Dragon Lord by LivingInTheClouds reviews
Anyone ever notice how similar Merlin and Mordred look? They both have blue eyes, black hair, pale skin, and an undefinable air of innocence, of naivety. What if it wasn't coincidence? What if there was a reason? What if Balinor had fallen in love again?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Merlin, Mordred
A Dangerous Method by Eliza-Lou-Riley reviews
Darkness has fallen over Camelot. Uther is dead, the new king is having an affair and a recently knighted druid has become infatuated with a certain serving boy. He will do anything to gain Merlin's affection. Even murder. Merthur and Merdred. Rated M for gore, murder and moderate sexual scenes.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin's Many Loves by xXMistressMadHatterXx reviews
These oneshots are a collection of multiple Merlin pairings. I'm serious, anyone; het, slash, genderbend; there's also multiple different genres. The chapters can be a simple fluff piece with a K rating, to an angst filled plot with an M rating.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,909 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Merlin
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Naruto: Consequences by Snafu the Great reviews
Konoha is on the verge of destruction and they turn to Naruto for help. Only problem is that they banished Naruto 19 years ago and he wants nothing to do with Konoha. Second in the Consequences series and a response to P. Lionheart's challenge. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,232 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Accessories by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Light BDSM, sensation play no cutting . Series now complete
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
On the Edge and Falling down by Lostyoursoul reviews
"I just can't risk it. You saw me, I shifted twice now when we were just kissing. I thought I could handle it; I tried but. . . ", Derek frowned deeply, a dark shadow passing over his eyes, "'I'm not so sure anymore."
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Demon Boy by goddessa39 reviews
Naruto knows he is many things, but… They called him demon once.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Mind Over Matter by julian bb reviews
JR/ "Most people are raised to believe that they are just as good as the next person. It doesn't apply to us—you and I, we are better."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Through Demon Eyes by JourneyFawkes reviews
Naruto opened his eyes to a red sky and orange clouds, "Welcome to my world Kit, the World of demons." How did he get here? How will he get out! Kyuubi/Naruto father/son relationship, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's What We All Want by Guardian Of Winter reviews
This is poem about Mordreds obsession. merlin/mordred and a little bit of mordred/morgana and merlin/morgana hope you all like it!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Anything you can do by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin gets fed up of hearing his dorm neighbour Arthur's rather loud amorous activities, so he decides to give him a run for his money. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Problem Solver by CelestialCircumference reviews
TenTen's been frustrated with Neji's lack of loving lately. When she finds out why well, she's all about helping him solve his little problem. Ties into 'One of Those Nights' - no story, pretty much just smut. You've been warned, no kiddies please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Obstinate by Silva Jupiter reviews
“Are you trying to seduce me?” She questioned. His husky voice whispered in her ear, "Yes I am." Tenten and Neji battle for dominance in bed. One-shot Tenten and Neji pairing. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Aiko and Kazuo's Love Story by Kurosuna no Kazuo reviews
A love story based on two characters who meet under similar circumstances, both of them hold dark secrets... What does the future hold for the both of them? OCxOC, GaaraxMatsuri, NarutoxHinata and of course ShikamaruxTemari! Lemon coming, please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Tale of Kurosuna no Kazuo by Kurosuna no Kazuo reviews
The history of the right hand man of the Kazekage, and the future that awaits him. Rated M For brutal scenes, explicit language, and Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Gaara
The Perverted Adventures of Izanagi Kichiro by Kurosuna no Kazuo reviews
Follow the stories of the perverted Terror of the leaf village! Rated M for Violence and Heavy lemons/sexual references! Narrated by Jiraiya!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Illegal Love by DeviouseDevil reviews
Usagi and Misaki meet at speak-easy, Usagi alcohol smuggler, Misaki is a bartender only working to make money so he can help his brother pay for ‘expenses’ or whatnot. Love ensues YAY!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Long Live The King by shadowglove reviews
AU. What if when the Great Dragon said that Mordred would 'kill' Arthur he didn't exactly mean it the way it sounded? Mordred discovers that he fulfilled that prophecy, while living in Arthur's court, loving Emrys, and Arthur still alive on the throne.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mordred, Merlin - Complete
To Kill A King by shadowglove reviews
Mordred was 14 when Merlin and Morgana escaped to the Isle of the Druids, and Mordred fell in love. Then he witnesses a secret encounter between Merlin and Arthur that ignites the beginning of the dragon's warning to Arthur: the beginning of the end.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sudden Shock by Fox-of the village reviews
Hinata's sudden shock at getting her one true wish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox's Prey by hyuuga's pale rose reviews
NaruHina: A famous masked pervert has started slinking down Konoha's alley ways for a few months now. But what's this? He's nowhere to be found? That's because he's found new prey, prey that won't be lucky enough to escape. Two shot; rated M for lemon and
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by dragunzahurr reviews
Just a little Naruto prospective drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It is You by CelticDragonQueens reviews
Just a special one shot that happens between Sakura and Lee. What does Lee do when he comes in on a rape scene? what does he do when it's Sakura? The love of his life? Happy ending?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
If That's What It Takes by Phoebe Turner Halliwell reviews
She is a young and unexperienced girl. He is a manywomen man and a criminal. But what happenes when the destiny unites them? Are they too different to be together? PhoebeCole. The last chapter is done.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Cole T., Phoebe H. - Complete
Destiny Only Goes So Far by emsiok reviews
Phoebe is happily married with three kids. But when her two eldest start to see a man she thought was dead, her whole world gets turned upside down. Will she choose the man she's raising her kids with or the man she once wished never to see again?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Phoebe H., Cole T.
Anything To Fall by Dream.Of.Rainy.Days-x reviews
PhoebeCole. OneShot. He would do anything for her, and she would do anything to fall.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Cole T., Phoebe H. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Cole's back, again by brokenfaerie13 reviews
Cole's back, again. He still wants Phoebe, but she has moved on, she has a new love interest. But when Cole finds her will her passion rise again for the hotblooded demon?
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Cole T., Phoebe H. - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanting Cole desperately by Charming-Beba reviews
It's R nowChapter 10 Updated For Phoebe&Cole Fans... Phoebe is getting crazy.. find out how and why. Please review
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,669 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Cole T., Phoebe H.
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Fear and Distrust reviews
Mordred is in love with Merlin, and doesn't understand why Merlin won't return his feelings. Arthur notices him pining, and is determined not to let his own feelings get in the way of helping his youngest knight. Merdred with hints of Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,924 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Merlin, Mordred
A Thousand Years reviews
A thousand years can change a man. Arthur has returned, but is Merlin willing to try again? - Reincarnation in the modern day, not much set-up, getting right to the good stuff. The fix fic for all your finale feels.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
By My Love, I Summon Thee reviews
Mordred's never wanted anything the way he wants Emrys. Merdred
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
5 Men Who Loved Merlin Before Arthur, and 1 After reviews
Everybody loves Merlin. All of the friendship, family and love affairs in Merlin's life Arthur never bothered to find out about. Merthur if you squint, mostly a lot Merlin getting praised by various characters. Even blend of angst and WAFF, some sex.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Girl with the Magic Pen reviews
The story of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson told from a unique point of view: John's newly recruited guardian angel. Meet the guardians of Scotland Yard, the demon behind Moriarty, and the angel responsible for the World's Greatest Detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Girl in the White Dress reviews
AU. What if the Host Club hadn't realized Haruhi was a girl? Now, when Tamaki encounters a beautiful and mysterious girl who quickly enchants the entire Host Club, what will they do when she says she comes to the club every day! Tamaharu
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Konoha High reviews
The Naruto Cast . . . go to highschool? Sasuke's a loser, Naruto RULES and love is in the air! Naruto likes Hinata, Sakura likes Naruto, Sasuke likes Sakura and Itachi likes . . . Hinata? Naruhina, Shikatema, Nejiten, Sakulee, Choino, Jiratsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fox Hunt reviews
Like any other group the ANBU have hazings, and this year a sadistic sempai has decided on a hunt. The quarry? The Leaf Village's least favorite jinchuriki, of course. Miseries from Naruto's past, clever skilled Naruto, pre-massacre Itachi, NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Truths About The Naruto Cast reviews
A collection of Twenty Truths style oneshots. I read a few and decided to try one, so this is the result. I did Naruto first, cause he's my favorite character. I will do adults later but Konoha 12 and Sand Sibs come first. REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Golden reviews
In the world's time of greatest need, the Konoha 12 and Sand Siblings formed the Golden Army. Now the time has come to form it again. Rating for scattered lemons for various couples. Lemons: Naruhina, Shikatema, Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,261 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I'm Gonna Burn it Down reviews
My first songfic. Naruto and the gang have finally decided Sasuke is never coming back, so they decide to clense the village of his memory and the memory of his whole traitorous clan ex-wife style: burn his house down!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The New Triquetra reviews
The children of the Charmed Ones are coming into their powers, but if all the demons have been vanquished, then why? Rated K plus for adult language. On hiatus until I find my inspiration again.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Sand reviews
Gaara x Matsuri lemon! I just found this couple and had to write something for it! This is pure romantic lemon, no plot to it at all! Oh so cute and fluffy! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
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