pinksharpie
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Joined 11-25-06, id: 1168434
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

wow...

That was me

AFTER I SAW THE AT WORLD'S END TRAILOR BECAUSE JACK IS SMOKIN' HOTT AND THE ONLY REASON I ENDURED A SESSION OF DANCING WITH THE STARS, JUST SO I CAN SEE HIS HOTT ASS PREMIER ON T.V.!

Actually Hannah Montanna's dad wasn't looking so bad...

Likes!

Jack Sparrow

swimming

books

cupcakes

summer

computer

friends

shoes

running

fuzzy socks

long walks on the beach and a moonlit dinner (jussst kidding. sorta)

Dislikes!

homework

veggies

dead girls who crawl out of wells and kill people in seven days coughcough

cooking

chemistry

small hyper dogs

small hyper children

small hyper anything

Looks: Does it honestly matter? If i'm a freakin Tyra Banks, does it make my fics any better, or if i'm a ogre does it make them any worse??HUHH? DOES ITTT????

Read the self insert, Those Bewitching Boots, and it should cover it :D

Fav Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Dirty Dancing Havanna Nights, Elf, Just Friends, Spider Man 1 and 2, and Shrek.

Fav Books: ALL of the Harry Potter books (7/21/07 cannot come any faster!), Running with Scissors, The Bloody Jack series, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Zombie Survival Guide, Pride and Prejudice, The Joy Luck Club, Twilight. THE BOOK THEIF-possibly best book I have/will read. Check it out, or you life is not complete.

Favorite Poem: The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe. Ahhh it's so morbid and dark and it gives me the creeps!

Projects :

Those Bewitching Boots - Four best friends get sucked into Pirates of the Caribbean and basically raise a little Hell. My first fanfic so if you likey please review and I'll write more

How to Become a Pirate Girl Extraordinaire - Sick and tired of the deadend occupation of dishwasher at her mother's brothel, Felicity Eaton, a restless thirteen year old, sneaks aboard the Black Pearl in order to add a bit of spice to her life.

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Pirate Bride by anotherblastedromantic reviews
He had married her in an attempt to save her from slavery. She was awkward, ugly. Their marriage was a secret, kept from all of his silly lovesick lovers. Nobody knew he really loved her. Not even him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,608 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Caribbean sunsets by Narkiss reviews
An escaping young lady finds herself on the ship of a rather handsome, quite pompous and annoying pirate called Jack Sparrow. Heated word battles, some rum and scrambled eggs...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006
The Trials of Finding Oneself in the 17th Century by Nerds United reviews
I bolted straight out of bed, standing quicker than a bored, hyperactive sevenyearold ever could, and that’s really saying something. “I can’t miss 1st pd. today, I have a test on plantains!” oo.Sound like an anachronism? Maybe that's how it's intended.oo
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,882 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Mary Sue of the Caribbean by Lady LolaBert reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as 'If Mary Sue had a Pet Monkey.' Want to see Jack falling wildly and uncharacteristically in love with an OC? Look no further as you join young, nubile Ethel Moonshine, a beautiful, mysterious adventurer with shiny hair who w
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Bag by gothiktenkasen reviews
After falling into Port Royal while it’s being ransacked, NAKED I might add, me not Port Royal, I play into the story, annoying Jack all the way.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
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How to Become a Pirate Girl Extraordinaire reviews
Felicity Eaton is a salty sailor at heart. Unfortunately for the 13 year old the most adventure she gets is exploring the mysterious dark abyss of...the kitchen sink at her mother's brothel. Not exactly what she had in mind. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007
Those Bewitching Boots reviews
Four best buds are sucked into POTC through a chain of unsual and unexplained events. Watch as they create pandemonium and show Jack the true meaning of MIGRAINE...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006