Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.
That was me
AFTER I SAW THE AT WORLD'S END TRAILOR BECAUSE JACK IS SMOKIN' HOTT AND THE ONLY REASON I ENDURED A SESSION OF DANCING WITH THE STARS, JUST SO I CAN SEE HIS HOTT ASS PREMIER ON T.V.!
Actually Hannah Montanna's dad wasn't looking so bad...
long walks on the beach and a moonlit dinner (jussst kidding. sorta)
dead girls who crawl out of wells and kill people in seven days coughcough
small hyper dogs
small hyper children
small hyper anything
Looks: Does it honestly matter? If i'm a freakin Tyra Banks, does it make my fics any better, or if i'm a ogre does it make them any worse??HUHH? DOES ITTT????
Read the self insert, Those Bewitching Boots, and it should cover it :D
Fav Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Dirty Dancing Havanna Nights, Elf, Just Friends, Spider Man 1 and 2, and Shrek.
Fav Books: ALL of the Harry Potter books (7/21/07 cannot come any faster!), Running with Scissors, The Bloody Jack series, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Zombie Survival Guide, Pride and Prejudice, The Joy Luck Club, Twilight. THE BOOK THEIF-possibly best book I have/will read. Check it out, or you life is not complete.
Favorite Poem: The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe. Ahhh it's so morbid and dark and it gives me the creeps!
Those Bewitching Boots - Four best friends get sucked into Pirates of the Caribbean and basically raise a little Hell. My first fanfic so if you likey please review and I'll write more
How to Become a Pirate Girl Extraordinaire - Sick and tired of the deadend occupation of dishwasher at her mother's brothel, Felicity Eaton, a restless thirteen year old, sneaks aboard the Black Pearl in order to add a bit of spice to her life.
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