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The Love Critic
by LILMISSS reviews
Meet Xion, known as The Love Critic. She goes out on dates with random men, and humiliates them in her weekly column from the date. She's also really rich and single. Meet Roxas. He could change that. RoxasXion, RokuShion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,848 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Roxas, Xion
Many Ways To Kill A Sasuke…
by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
NOT FOR SASUKE LOVERS! the point of this is just random sasuke bashing storys! our goal is 100!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U.
by Kamikon Wolf reviews
The full moon: revered by some and hated by others. To some it is a wonder, and to others it is nothing but a curse. Naruto Uzumaki befell the fate of hating and being hated, for when the full moon rises, Naruto is no more. -Werefox/Werewolf Themes-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,017 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane
by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
by 7-hemphisis-dragon-7 reviews
What if Gaara and Naruto's stories kind of, switched? Gaara, a survivor to the pains of being a Jinchuuriki, took part in the Chuunin Exams against Konoha-nin. Uzumaki Naruto was the most horrifying student he had ever seen. Rated M for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,628 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
by Cliscia reviews
Sex is Kenny's high, but vanilla is boring. Nobody is willing to play along with his weird and sometimes creepy and disturbing kinks. Nobody except Butters, who doesn't realize the depravity of it until it is too late.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Redéfinition de l'individu
by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc
by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Unbreakable Curse
by tr1ckydr1v3r reviews
Set after KHII. Sora and his freinds have all returned to their homes. But little does he know, his greatest challenge may be waiting around the corner. One he may not come out alive from. Vampire Fic. Chapter 20 was beta'd by Tuba Bean aka KHfanatic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,769 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sora, Riku
This is Your Life
by Madam RedRose25 reviews
One night, Stan falls asleep with what seems like a normal headache. The next morning he wakes to find his room completely different, and apparently, his life. Kyle's not his friend, Cartman is nice... what happened to Stan's old life?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Stan M. - Complete
Distracting and a Great Bother
by slr2moons reviews
Gaara is fished out of the river by a woman who quickly realizes that might not have been the best idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Gaara - Complete
It's all going down
by kammy147 reviews
As high school is coming to an end, horrible events begin to happen in South Park and no one can escape the horror. Rated M for language and bloody scenes. Pairings: Style, Bunny, Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Red Mirror
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
by Moku reviews
Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Know Your Stars: Sonic
by bunnyrave1 reviews
A know your stars with Sonic characters.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series
by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
by Accio-Underwear reviews
Rekindling a dead and gone relationship is hard. K/K & Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Proof of Existence
by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
Finding your Other didn't make you whole. Roxas knew this better than anyone in the Organization. All he needed was something to prove his existence, and he could have a second chance like the rest. But some are too willing to abuse that chance...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,326 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Sessions With Sonic
by Elfian Aqua reviews
He's Sonic The Hedgehog. But when he's at his desk, everyone knows him as Doctor Sonic. Certified in psychology by a sketchy online college, Doctor Sonic is taking a step back from saving the world to save Amy, Tails, and even Eggman from themselves.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sonic, Tails
by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Revealing A Kitsune
by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob
by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Sonic the Hedgehog INSANE Talk Show
by lady-warrioress reviews
Join me as I poke fun at the sonic characters. Discontinued.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,703 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto
by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Big Bang Theory
by redit reviews
In which I make fun of the Big Bang Theory. Deidara's arm is what brought all of this into existence. WORSHIP! Haha. This is rated because it contains minor coarse language and some scientific content. On Hiatus for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Lycanthrope's Curse
by FredandGeorgetwinsoftheC.O.C.A reviews
A disastrous mission to Halloweentown ends with Roxas being attacked by a werewolf. Nobody believes Axel when he tries to tell them something isn't right with Roxas after. Will anyone be able to stop the monster he becomes before it's too late?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Sonic Adventure: The Ultimate Parody!
by jackattack555 reviews
A look at the many stupid, funny things about the first Sonic Adventure game! Brought to you by the author of the famous Sonic: Truth or Dare...so expect lots of laughs in this!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,684 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
by hatingcreature reviews
Hinata just murdered her clan, she's done with anyone who thinks of her as weak and simply wont tolerate them, The Akatsuki find out about the new missing nin. Itachi, is curious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
by Brennerdee reviews
A series of Dumb blonde jokes transformed into 'Dumb Naruto', enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prophet Of Bones
by CriticalHealth reviews
2 months after Tsunade assumes the title of Godaime, disaster strikes. What'll happen when Uchiha Madara shows his interest in our favorite blond? Naruto swears to control his budding insanity if it kills him. The cursed lineage that might easily kill him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Nothing like bonding over Porno!
by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Tsunade makes our favorite Male Genin, plus Gaara and Kankuro have a movie night over at Sasuke's house, to increase friendship. But what if Naruto picks up the wrong movie at the store? All except for Kankuro are 12 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Something's wrong with Gaara
by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
by TeamChaotix reviews
You can't blame him. Shadow only wanted some peace, but things turn out far worse than he initially expected. And not just for him, but for everyone else as well. Will they crack apart? Or will this bring them together much more than they originally were? Sonic/Amy, Knouge, Tails/Cream
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,724 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sonic, Amy
I've Got A Secret, Can You Guess What It Is?
by FoamyxTobi reviews
Tobi has a secret. He doesn't want his sempai to know, however, for it includes Deidara himself. But when Deidara says hurtful things, what does Tobi out of a broken heart? Rated T-M for language and shounen-ai. Future TobixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
Tobi's Legendary Quest To Be Loved II
by Higura Natume reviews
Our hero is back once again to take on another Legendary Quest to become the Legendary hero of more places. Join us to see Tobi win the hearts of people in not just the Akatsuki, but in Konoha as well. Deitobi, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Obito U.
Resident Evil: The Naruto Project
by Uzuki-Kun reviews
The Umbrella Corporation has unwittingly unleashed the T-Virus on the city of Konoha, and now, it is attempting to clean up the mess. But...are things ever that easy? Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007
by Mothball-Milkshake reviews
You know those annoying surveys you get in your inbox? What would happen if one found its way into Konoha? Into the house of a particular blonde haired shinobi, no less...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
Sick and Twisted Naruto Omakes: The Series
by Shade reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha switch bodies. Hilarity Ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This Dark, Dangerous World
by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
After the Chidori and the Rasanegan clashed at the Valley of the End, the mixed chakra sent both Naruto and Sasuke into the year 2277, where the world has been ravaged by Nuclear War. Will the two ever find their way back home? Naruto/Fallout 3 Crossover.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Who Am I'
by Sweet Possum reviews
Kenny doubts himself and wonders what his true purpose is. So he's off to find out what it is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
Naruto Crack Fiction
by Masta of da House reviews
Not completley cracked, just random. I wrote it in computor class last year and found it saved with my homework files, so I'd thought I would share it with you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
by Wrth reviews
Sonic and the gang get the idea to put on a serious toned and thought provoking talkshow where they analyze everything that has taken place in the video games. However, the concept of being 'serious toned' is lost on many of them. R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,312 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tails
by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
You Can't Be Serious?
by Venn364 reviews
A series of Jokes and random one-shots based around the Naruto chracters. Cos we all know Orochmaru is a pedo, Kakashi is with Iruka, nothing is scarier then the blonds having a 'good' idea and Tsunade is a closet perv with the whole itcha itcha series XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
How Fast Things Change
by Namidagumu reviews
The Kyuubi is giving Naruto trouble. He plans to get Naruto to mark Sakura as his mate even if he likes it or not. Lemon in later chapters. Bad summary! NaruXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
by Dory'n'Confu reviews
A crazy crack story about the hidden addictions of the people in the Narutoverse. Takes place mostly in the old days when Kakashi and the gang were wee little kids. M/F, crazy M/M, angst and plastic babies! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H.
by Reishii-Chan reviews
Gaara x Sakura: One drink couldn't hurt, right? So what about five more? Sakura's about to give in to the effects of alcohol and try to seduce the Godaime Kazekage of Sunagakure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods
by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
Shino has the perfect plan, he will kill Kiba who has committed the ultimate crime against him. With some forced assistance from Hinata, the plan might just work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 108,337 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Sasuke the Omnipotent
by Author Roy reviews
What if Sasuke really was as bad as a lot of people think he is? Can Konoha, nay, the world, stand in the face of his awesome reality-defying might?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U.
The Nonsensical Happenings of Naruto!
by AuraDippy reviews
In a world where your favorite Naruto characters look like complete imbeciles, two people dare to point out those mistakes, and laugh-alot. From the combined forces of AuraKunoichiSan and Narutodippy, we bring you the cast of Naruto in all their stupidity
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Lee R., Neji H.
by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
In which the Naruto Cast get together and talk about all sorts of topics, insulting other each chance they get. Inspired by the story created by J-Wraith called, Sonic Talk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Shizune
Red Moon's Cry
by Magic Shade reviews
An attack on Naruto under an eerily glowing moon leaves him with new powers and responsibilities. Will he be able to control this new beast, or will it destroy him? Werewolf Naruto. Dark/Smart Naruto. Undecided Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,952 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Strands Of Devastation
by Aito Hitoshirezu reviews
Fed up with Naruto's unhealthy eating habits, Tsuande bans the blonde ninja from eating ramen. If only she knew what would happen when she did. What will happen to Naruto now? Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
SOD2: Chronicles Of Confusion DISCONTINUED
by Aito Hitoshirezu reviews
The long awaited sequel to Strands Of Devastation. Guaranteed to be funnier and more eyebrow raising than the first one! Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Curse of the Ninjatube
by Because Love is WAY Over-rated reviews
Before you die you see...yourself on Ninjatube. The story of how Sasuke's most embarrassing moment gets on Ninjatube and ruins his life. There's only one way to break the curse, and he's prepared to do just about ANYTHING...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U.
Mark of the Kyuubi
by Tirail reviews
Naruto is captured by Akatsuki and Kyuubi offerrs him a way out, but what will the fox's gift mean for Naruto's dreams? Now containing slight crossover elements, character death, torture, and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,099 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
by Tails Fanatic reviews
Tails now lives in Station Square now, and soon there be a great disaster that will affect the lives of all who live there, including Tails and all his friends.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Tails, Sonic
the crackiest crack fic
by Follower of Light reviews
The Title says it all. It has everything from Chuck Norris to Hitlers head exploding. Meant for anyone looking for a good laugh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Ultimate Parody
by Professor V reviews
Neutral Story adaptation. Chapter 4 up. The Black Arms and the Eggman Empire are locked in a bitter dogfight over who gets to be main villain, and as usual, Shadow's stuck in the middle. Watch out for low-flying dragons.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Shadow
Know your stars: Sonic The Hedgehog Style!
by TeamChaotix reviews
This is a know your stars from 'All That' but with the sonic characters! I'm gonna do two characters each chapter. I'm sorry if it's really short people. Hope you enjoy! WARNING: There are disturbing stuff in here so be careful!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sonic
The Prettiest Princess
by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
by Lutrius reviews
What do think happens when two high school "wiper snappers" decide to get together, have a can of Monster, and discuss what would happen if the Akatsuki met Organization XIII... well you get some RPing, random fits and this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Life Is A Bang!
by GrandLordAtos reviews
Deidara had everything he could have ever wanted. Money, fame, women, parties, you name it, he had it. But when Akatsuki came knockin', everything began to go up in smoke. Lighthearted humor, but gets darker later on. NOTE: Made prior to Pain arc, xOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,447 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Deidara
In Your Skin
by Alerting Alliteration reviews
In a world where Naruto has disappeared, and Sasuke is back with grudging acceptance, two ninja are forced to go undercover in the Akatsuki. But are they prepared to handle what they find? An adventure that obstructs the line between good and evil forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
what lies behind the mask
by closedofHeart reviews
Deidara survives his sucide attempt and wakes up to a very different Tobi. Has yaoi in it and Tobi being veery evil. Contains a bit of OOC. Contain a slight PeinxKonan pairing. Tobixdei guess which Tobi is it? Sorry it too so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
How Far Will You Go?
by CrazyAnimeGurl reviews
Its almost Amy's 16 bday,& a tragedy happens that will change her whole being,and threaten her relationship with her friends as the Amy they once knew turns into a different & dangerous person.Full summery inside
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Amy, Sonic
The Mating Frenzy
by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7096 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kyuubi no Akatsuki
by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
FFXFan13 has adopted this. It's his now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,017 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
by Dr Namgge reviews
Robotnik has finally managed to hatch his master plan. This and the sudden appearance of mystery voices means friends and foes, old and new are in for some big trouble. Can Sonic save the day, or has everyone heard the last of him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 67,496 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
Purgatory: Naruto Style
by Lack Thereof reviews
Itachi, Gaara, Kakashi, amongst others, have been shoved into a car where they must stay for 10 days without leaving the car. Danger, people, and mental health will all be risked for our gentlemen. What shall they do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Itachi U., Gaara
Shikamaru and Temari's Txt Msg Brkup
by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
What happens when Shikamaru breaks up with Temari via text message? Trouble, chaos and a very angry Temari! There's not really any pairings, but it's anti ShikaTema, and somewhat pro ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Killer In Me
by shadrougeforever reviews
Everything seems to be normal for the Sonic Team until a load of bloody murders take place in their team. Now everyone is against each other trying to figure out who the killer is and what their purpose is. COMPLETE
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Kankuro V Toaster
by The Pirate on Wheels reviews
K.v.T. Our favorite nonSasori puppeteer fights with a toaster. He fights with his sister. He fights with everyday tasks. Wrote it as a challenge. Critique my style and challenge me further. All ideas welcome. It has Gaara. Just thowing that out there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Desert Flower of America
by SoundzofSilence reviews
Temari is getting desperate. She sets up Gaara and Kankuro with women from all over the world including America. So what happens when the Sabaku brothers find themselves up to their ears in females?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity
by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Ask the Sand Siblings
by babygaaralover reviews
The Sand Siblings have been put in a room and they can only aswer your questions
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Sand and Tea
by Watercolor Ink reviews
Gaara and Hinata switch bodies what will become of the two? And most of all, those around them? slight ShikaTema, GaaHina, rated for language. [SEE LATEST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
by Kinetikai reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog... An evil genius... A hunk of meat... No good could come out of this. Rated T for comical violence and mild crude humor.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,658 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
The Crazy Stories of Sonic the Hedgehog!
by Sakura Eir Kuchiki reviews
Retarded and crazy stories about Sonic and his friends! Like, really retarded. Read to find out. First Sonic fanfic!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007
The Knuckles Emerald Obsession Recovery Program
by Ninstation X reviews
The Sonic Crew attempts to save Knuckles from his self-destructive Master Emerald worship. We attempt to get Knuckles through the Twelve Step program so Knuckles can get past this problem once and for all.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 54,831 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Knuckles - Complete
Blue Moon Howling
by Viperflamer reviews
What if Naruto was bit by a werewolf and the only thing keeping it back was Kyuubi.What if when Orochimaru placed the seal on Naruto it was released. What would happen? Set during Chuunin exams. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U.
A day in the life of Itachi
by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Random, funny drabbles about Itachi's life in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow's Family Reunion
by Malus Episteme reviews
When Shadow was invited to a family reunion he didn't know what to expect. Read as Shadow tries to regain sanity when Eggman, Metal Sonic, Black Doom and the Biolizard claim to be his family and won't leave him alone!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Shadow
Truths About Akatsuki
by Silver Curiosity reviews
Sasuke was bored so he decided to go to the Akatsuki lair and find out what's up. But Naruto followed. All Sasuke wanted to do was see why the Akatsuki weren't attacking Konoha, but he never expected this, and neither did Naruto... No pairings...yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar
by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
The Tails Chronicles
by Ninstation X reviews
We've all known Tails to be the cute, little fox. Turns out he almost destroyed the world. Dive deeper inside the seemingly innocent looking fox to find the cause to his frustration. With testimonials from Sonic & Co.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Tails - Complete
Know Your Naruto Stars
by Ozuma and Blank's Lil' Kitten reviews
If you like Know Your Stars, you'll like this! I'll try to update this frequently, reviews will make me update faster! I take requests. Chapter 1, Knowing Gaara. yay, my fave charrie!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Gaara
Shadow the Hedgehog Edited
by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
A parody of Shadow the Hedgehog with different endings in different chapters. A PARODY that means it's supposed to be FUNNY and not just reciting every thing that happens in the game to put people to sleep...those things basically suck...Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
know your stars zatch bell style!
by mari 54 reviews
zatch and the others get torchered by the voice!warning: please dont flame.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Parasite Eve: The Parody
by bluemoo reviews
Obviously, a parody of Parasite Eve. Chapter 3: Offended Moogles, repetitive battles, and pink dresses abound. No mad scientists here!
Parasite Eve - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
50 Tips to a Healthy Lifestyle
by milkmoth reviews
Gaara's therapist... ahem, mysteriously died. So Temari forces him to follow the tips in a book about healthy living. Unfortunately, good deeds and Gaara just don't mix. INCOMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Gaara
by animewolfreak reviews
Includes interviews, goofs, randomness and much more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
by Shallow15 reviews
This time, the girl who saves the world may bring it to an end. Characters copyright 2006 Disney. COMPLETE. Added deleted scene.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Know Your Stars Avatar Style
by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
Just when they think their safe, the idiot all that commentator decides to tell the fans about them Kaky15 makes a cameo. And certain fangirls and avatar girls decide to go on a male tickling hunt! What other insanity will happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006
You Have All Of Me
by Invader BeckyandClad reviews
Zim was the reason for his death. Each second is tearing at his soul he sees him every were. Review please. No flames
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Demon Fox, Kyuubi
by Thundereaper reviews
What if Iruka had tried to kill Naruto on that night? Where would Naruto be now? Naruto as the embodiment of Evil, as a Demon, as Uzumaki Naruto, Demon Fox. Dark, lots of death and stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
I'll be in my Trailer!
by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Naruto keeps forgetting his lines, Sakura wants more screen time, and Sasuke refuses to take his meds. Just another normal day on the set of Naruto. First up, Naruto! Discontinued, up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Poor Misleaded Life of Sonic & Co
by redit reviews
This is very random and contains many weird scenes. At first it is about Sonic and the fact he wants milk and cookies. Then it's the lead up to his birthday. I have to get around to re-writing and continuing this sometime. On Hiatus for now.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
by Will Counter reviews
WARNING: Beware of what I think is a big pile of suck. Some people like it, though, so it stays.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Tails - Complete
21 Reincarnations of Admiral Zhao
by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
Zhao is dead, we all know that, but what happens to a villain once he dies? How does he make up for his crimes? Read adn find out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Zhao - Complete
Fall of a Hero
by Pogiforce-14 reviews
An Alternate ending to Sonic Heroes, where evil triumphs and the hero must suffer his ultimate defeat. Rated for blood and gore. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
by CAHLAY reviews
The town of South Park is threatened into complete destruction when someone snaps. Stan takes charge, but will he help or hurt the town's fate? R for swears, sex, underage drug use, cutting, and lots of killing! Just the mildest hint of slash and angst
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion
by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother
by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 549 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Season of Waiting reviews
A short poem from Naruto's perspective. My first submission in years, written for my English class.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Last Arena reviews
AU: The age of the shinobi is over. To survive in this world, you must become a Gladiator. You fight for the Arena. Let nothing stand in your way! This is Sakura's way of life, but there are things in life you just can't expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
I Am a Fallen Angel
I have taken my vengeance, but at what cost? As I continue to alienate my friends and family, I begin feel like I've forgotten why I did it in the first place. What happened to me?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kyle B.
Brave New World:My Immortal Soul reviews
As Stan and the gang enter the 6th grade they begin to notice something different about Kenny. Something wrong even. Because when Kenny is fed up with dying, he decides to live life to the fullest. Even if it kills him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kenny M.
Captured, captivity, captivating; all describe Naruto Uzumaki's situation. His friends are nowhere to be found, even he doesn't know his location. While under the watchful, vindictive eye of Akatsuki, he has little hope for escaping; let alone survival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U.
AAA: Annual Akatsuki Auditions Avenged & Reloaded reviews
The AAA: Annual Akatsuki Audtions are back, Avenged and Reloaded. When Akatsuki barely escapes the previous auditions with their lives, they find that being evil isn't as easy as it used to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Naruto U.
Konoha TV reviews
The greatest money-making scheme yet. Enjoy some of the finest programs the Leaf Village has to offer like Konoha News and one of the greatest classics of all time, A Naruto Thanksgiving 11/08 . Also enjoy Naruto and friends' stupidness everyday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Inner Demons: Lost Diaries of Konoha's Last Stand reviews
When Naruto's demonic chakra begins leaking, it starts effecting those around him, namely Kiba. "The darkness within us all starts as a miniscule speck in our hearts. As our lives proceed, our decisions change the course of our destinies." -Tobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Memories of the Dawn reviews
After landing on a strange island, Naruto finds himself in a twisted tale that will redefine both good and evil. Have his friends become enemies, have his enemies become the last people he can rely on? Why can't he remember all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Gaara's Story: Fall of a Kazekage reviews
When Gaara is framed for murder he loses his postion as Kazekage. In an attempt to prove himself innocent and reclaim title of village leader, Gaara is determined to find the true culprit. Rated M: Violence, language, character death, and dramatic themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Gaara
Naruto's Story: Death Note Shippuden reviews
Currently on hiatus. When Naruto returns to the village he finds it just as it was... almost. When Naruto finds a Death Note, his life changes. For better or worse? Even he's not sure. Rated for violence, sexual innuendo, language, and character death.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U.
I Have To Let Go reviews
A poem about Sasuke by Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red Cloud reviews
An Akatsuki poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Best Damn Thing reviews
Song fic, Sakura and Ino finally have a way to settle who Sasuke likes. Song by Avril Lavigne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete