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Joined 11-26-06, id: 1168694, Profile Updated: 11-16-09
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Um... hi there.

Soooo, I'm thunder skies. And mostly updating my sad excuse for a profile to let people know what's going down via my multi-chapter fic, "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me." Which I haven't updated it... five and a half months. Give or take. Yeah.

Basically, I'm in the process of re-writing it. The very, very beginning process, but still. Because I go back and look through and I'm all, "Oh my God, I love my reviewers with all the sunlight in my soul, but how did they make it through all the crap?!"

And I very much want to be proud of that story, but I'm just not whenever I re-read it. I think it has a lot to do with me just randomly sitting down one day on Christmas Eve to get away from my brothers and thinking, "Hell yeah, I should write some Leah/Nahuel!" And just going from there. No outline at all. No plans for any the characters-- I pretty much made up Mary, Grace, and Norah as I went along, which is totally not the way to make them believable.

So I am currently in Step One of my Super-Fantastic Re-writing Plan (it's more encouraging if you give it an awesome name. Y'know, for the record). Outline!

Hence, YHGTBKM may start saying 'updated' soon with no new chapters. But if you go back and reread, you're gonna find some changes that I really hope you guys like.

Oh, and in the mean time, have some Huilen & Nahuel fic. I love those guys.

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Male Species: Beware! by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
This is Leah Clearwater, being flung off the damn deep end of the dating pool. Perverted blind dates, stalking werewolf ex-boyfriends and men with more back hair than mountain goats. Oh, and apparently my kiss can turn guys gay now. Great. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
The Rusty Arts by wishyfishy reviews
I was thinking one day and wondered what people from the future think about our Rusty arts, like music, dance, paintings, and more. So I decided to write this. It's a series of one-shots with characters of my own creation. Post mind-rain.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009
Solstice by Breezeh reviews
Love is the flower of life, blossoms unexpectedly and without law, must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. *D.H. Lawrence* -epilogue is UP-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,630 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah
You Never Know When Someone Is Watching by fluppy reviews
What if there was one vampire who believed themself the ruler of them all, Volturi included? And what if that vampire sometimes decided to interfere - for better or worse? Warning; chapters are drabble length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Diamonds in the Rough by scorchedtrees reviews
Post-BD; Leah's still feeling bitter about vampires, imprinting, and life in general. A certain empath decides to help. Leah/Jasper friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
No Such Thing As Happily Ever After by scorchedtrees reviews
Imprinting. That's supposed to be the end of all your love problems, right? I thought, if it ever happened to me, it better be, considering how it ruined my life and all… Yeah, anyway, that's what I thought. I really should've known better. Leah/Nahuel. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Leah, Nahuel
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What's on your mind by FroggyDarren reviews
Leah and Jacob have secrets. From the pack and especially from each other. Until Jacob finds out what Leah is thinking when she's convinced no one is listening. Rated M for a reason. Lemons a-plenty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,451 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Coffee and Insults by something-like-love reviews
Remus Lupin needs coffee. It is an accepted fact. But in the staff room which contains coffee, there is also Snape and Sinistra. And all he wanted was coffee. But really, they are so bloody obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Proposing by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Fred and Bill were both wet and had guilty looks on their faces, and Charlie seemed to be sulking. George was humming ‘What Child Is This?’ under his breath, Harry was smirking, and Ron, Ron was getting ready to propose. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
stay with me by She's a Star reviews
He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
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Inchepoyeneimi reviews
Pieces of Huilen and Nahuel's life over the decades.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Huilen, Nahuel
Apples of Discord reviews
“I. Hate. Being. Pregnant!” My sister punctuates each word by flinging an apple directly at my head. Not the way I would have solved the problem, but I don’t question her logic any more. A sideshot to "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me." Nahuel and Mary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Nahuel - Complete
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel
waiting and better days reviews
Huilen, and her relationship with Nahuel, after she was changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
“Hide and seek was best with Nahuel.” Nessie/Nahuel, 100 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Nahuel - Complete
Logic Fallen Dead reviews
The first time Nahuel met his eldest sister. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Nahuel, Joham - Complete
An Alarming Emotion reviews
Nessie finally speaks with the girl who has been taking her Jacob away from her. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
How a Resurrection Really Feels reviews
."Seth spent a lot of time cataloging the things about her that Jacob never seemed to noticed." Seth/Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Extensive Staring Not Required reviews
Leah asks a question. Jacob finds it extremely awkward. But since when is that new with Leah? Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Keeping Life Interesting reviews
In which Leah learns that half-vampires can apparently "dazzle" too. Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Spelling It Out reviews
“A holiday,” he puzzles, “for… eating bird carcasses?” Leah/Nahuel. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Morning After reviews
“I propped myself up on my elbow and resisted the urge to punch Jacob Black in the face.” Ah, the legendary morning after. If only Leah could recall exactly what happened between she and her Alpha.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Noise reviews
“Unfortunately for him, however, to Leah Clearwater, all words are fighting words.” Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Falling Face Over Feet Is More Graceful, Anyway reviews
It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Figure it Out reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Rainbows reviews
She entices him with her rainbow hair and golden smile. [RemusTonks drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Kinda Love Story reviews
This called for drastic measures. She reached out and grabbed the back of his robes and jerked him back toward her. With a flush of pleasure she noticed he looked vaguely unnerved. And that was always good. [SnapeSinistra drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete