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Joined 11-26-06, id: 1169056, Profile Updated: 07-13-13
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, How I Met Your Mother, Torchwood, and Deadly Premonition.

You will never be just a blip in time.

Not for me.


Hey, I'm Crys. I write things.

I love Torchwood more than I love oxygen. And I mean, I'm pretty fond of oxygen. Breathing, and all that.

Quick and dirty rundown:

Lethal Foresight is a Deadly Premonition-inspired Torchwood fic. You don't have to have played DP to "get" it, so if you're at all into slightly campy mysteries and Torchwood, you should give it a go!

Starship Troopers is a post-CoE Torchwood fic, featuring John Hart, Jack Harkness, and an arbitrary Ianto res-erection because I'm one of those people who will never let it go. I hope the way I handle it is fun and unique, even if it takes a little bit to get the ball rolling. It works as a stand-alone fic, but does tie in to Lethal Foresight.

Torchwood Oneshot/Drabbles will probably have a continuity eventually. I might write a lot of them.

--Touching Experiences

--Distractions

--The Spaces in Between

--A Shared Reprieve

If you like Supernatural, this nice lady here is writing a Torchwood crossover. Check that out!

And that's it for now!

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How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
SuperWood: SpookyDos in Cardiff Bay by Morality Sucks reviews
After a mysterious encounter with Captain John Hart, the Winchesters set off across the pond to hunt him down and get back their stolen possessions. The hunt gets a little more complicated after meeting the Torchwood 3 team and everyone is forced to lay aside their differences to solve Captain Hart's latest folly.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Jack H., Ianto J.
Hot Enough For You? by Morality Sucks reviews
Sam interrupting Dean's private angel time incites a prank war to end all prank wars. Dean/Cas and (hopefully) hilarious hijinks await.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' by Morality Sucks reviews
Sam and Bobby give Dean the night off to relax for his birthday and Castiel does his best to celebrate with him. Drinking, kissing and dead pan introspection abound. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hey Hey What Can I Do by Morality Sucks reviews
Dean finds himself back in hell every time he falls asleep, plagued by painful nightmares of the horrifying memories. Castiel can't help but watch over him as he tosses and turns and comes to a serious realization of his growing feelings for the man he rescued from perdition.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Candle in the Wind by Morality Sucks reviews
A church in a small town is boasting miracles that come at a terrible price and the Winchester brothers drive out to investigate. Amidst their usual hunting shenanigans, Dean comes to an important realization regarding his feelings towards Castiel. Humor, minor spooks and some romance. Light Dean/Cas. R/R always appreciated
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All The Right Moves by Alphabet Pie reviews
They met on an idle Sunday afternoon, beneath the artificial sun of the Castle gardens, to the aroma of fine tea and the soft tinkle of a melody on the sitar. Luxord/Demyx. Canonverse. One shot. For Rhys.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Stability by NarcissisticRiceBall reviews
It's nothing personal, it's just my job. How Rude met Reno but is not cliche in that it has a slight twist that most others don't. Edited grammar and spelling, AGAIN. BTW not shonen ai or yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,293 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Rude, Reno
Angel by DogWizard reviews
AU: He's in all my classes. He rides my bus. He sits in my café almost every breakfast. I pass him in the hallways every day. He's background noise, almost, in my life. But it's not until today I realize I don't know his name. :LuxDem
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Luxord, Demyx - Complete
A Time For Change by silverfae reviews
Sanae Hanekoma's content with the Wildkat as it is, but a certain Composer has other ideas about change.. And as usual, it's not always what it seems! A little oneshot set in Joshua's week, exploring a bit of that elusive Composer/Producer relationship.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sanae H., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Black & White by maliciousmarquee reviews
Sanae Hanekoma, The Reaper's Game's Producer reflects upon what he's done as he attempts to paint a portrait. Major Spoilers for the game "The World Ends With You" & slight slashy tendencies
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sanae H., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Yellow Tulip by chibiomi03 reviews
Demyx and Company head to a Casino for vacation and a job offer. A rather dashing man catches his eye. [LuxDem]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Luxord, Demyx
The Piano Man by DogWizard reviews
Demyx falls in love for a lone gambler with a dream for bigger things. The problem is, Demy does not come with bigger things. A song is in order. [Oneshot for LuxDem Day. Happy 109!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Suicide King by Luc Court reviews
KH2, pre-game. A Luxord and Demyx short. A gambler and a musician may seem out of place for an Organization without hearts, or they may have had their own reasons for survival.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luxord, Demyx - Complete
Devil In A Suit by chibiomi03 reviews
The Devil went down to , he was looking for a soul to steal... [LuxDem]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Luxord, Demyx - Complete
Fish, washing machines and freak stories by Keks der Dunkelheit reviews
3.10 am. There are reasons Demyx woke me up, I'm sure. Luxdem kinda
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Luxord, Demyx - Complete
Support by Itavita reviews
When returning from yet another mission, Axel is feeling a bit weighed down by all that’s going on around him. In a moment of fleeting insanity, he decides to go to Demyx and have a talk with his fellow Organization Member...Full Summary Inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Axel, Demyx
May I Have This Dance? by Margret Esmerelda Note Spelling reviews
Rated for later chapters. Axel and Demyx flounder through the complicated process of learning to trust each other, and finding out what the other needs and wants.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Axel, Demyx
Whispered Melody by january sunshine reviews
A blind date set up by Axel lands Zexion in a whirlwind of emotion and self control is failing when his boyfriend starts getting into his past. How will Zexion be able to manage, when he starts falling in love? .AU.Zemyx!. Complete!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,107 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Caged Bird by atreriaestus reviews
Saix/Demyx. Castles can be cages and musicians can be birds ... but he's willing to make sacrifices. For his art. For his life. Will his wings end up clipped? ::Mature. For Orin Drake.::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Demyx, Saïx - Complete
Say Anything by Incognito Indigo reviews
...or just shut up and kiss me. [ZexionxDemyx, challenge]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Do You Take Requests? by Margret Esmerelda Note Spelling reviews
Xigbar forces Axel to confront the reason he teases Demyx so much. Now Axel has to figure out how to convince Demyx he's not so mean after all. It's a long road to reconciliation and romance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Things I Never Did, Never Said by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to Things I Never Said, Never Did in Rude's POV.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Rude, Reno - Complete
At It's Finest by oh.industria reviews
Does everything have to be such a tragedy? [luxord x demyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Anything Except That by Silarcta reviews
Vexen says he can do anything so Zexion decides to do a nasty bet with him. Lemon[VexenMarluxia]. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Things I Never Said, Never Did by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
A mission awry. Rude is dead. Reno contemplates everything he took for granted about thier relationship. Long oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Sound by Twi-kun reviews
Just a quick story I wrote wanting to write something DemyxLuxord... [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Love Is A Place by Cannibal King reviews
The two of them liked to believe they were the only ones with true passions: or, at least, the only ones with passions from before they died.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Luxord, Demyx - Complete
Alluring Moon and Music by Stratus5 reviews
Saïx discovers that the music he's been hearing has more meaning than he realized. SaïxDemyx, OneShot. Shonenai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Saïx, Demyx - Complete
Here's to Friendship, Here's to Love by Number VIII - Axel reviews
Axel and Demyx talk about a lot of things. Mentions of Roxas. Spoilers for anyone who has yet to play the game, I'm sure. AxelDemyx with hints of Axel having feelings for Roxas as well. Semiphilosophical. Rated T for bad language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Handcuffs by Everywhere Yet Nowhere reviews
.:One shot, DemSai:. In the equation of Demyx plus Saix plus a pair of handcuffs... what could the possible outcomes be?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Demyx, Saïx - Complete
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Starship Troopers reviews
Two Captains, one spaceship, a ragtag pirate crew, and a ghost. John Hart tells lies. Jack Harkness keeps secrets. Adventures ensue. In space! [Post-CoE, some time in the future. Jack/Ianto, John/Anything and Everything]
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., John H.
Lethal Foresight reviews
Captain Jack Harkness is summoned to investigate a small-town murder of a young woman, only to find there are holes in his memory, and that the situation may be more than he can handle on his own. [DeadPrems inspired, no spoilers for the game.]
Crossover - Torchwood & Deadly Premonition - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Spaces in Between reviews
"Out of his control" was a state that Ianto hated getting used to. [Jack/Ianto, Oneshot, Post-Countrycide]
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Shared Reprieve reviews
Ianto and Toshiko realize that sometimes "getting away" means "going across the street." [Tosh&Ianto, Oneshot, Post-Greeks, Not shippy.]
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Ianto J. - Complete
Touching Experiences reviews
Ianto's boss encourages him to experiment a little, but he really doesn't think this kind of 'touching' is for him. [Jack/Ianto-ish, Oneshot/Drabble, Pre-series. Entirely innuendo.]
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Distractions reviews
It was hard to hate a man who looked so good in that coat. [Jack/Ianto, Oneshot, Post-Cyberwoman]
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
This is a Highschool Love Story reviews
But not the usual kind. After all, its not every day you fall for your algebra teacher. LuxDem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Gambling Problem reviews
When Barney Stinson makes a bet with the card dealer at the local casino, he gets a little more than he bargained for. KH/HIMYM, Shameless Luxord/Barney slashing.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Luxord, Barney S. - Complete