Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.Was I supposed to write something about myself? Let's see, I live in America, but I've traveled to Japan, Russia and Taiwan. I'm cynical, lacking in moral values and enjoy deviance and debauchery.
Not enough? Fine. My hobbies include reading, martial arts, hiking, and long walks on the beach after a battle when the sand is soaked with the blood of my enemies and the groans of the dying fill the air. I also enjoy baking cakes, pies, brownies, cookies and small children - surprisingly tender and low in calories. I will do a number of very indecent things for chocolate and I worship Monty Python and Blackadder. (If you don't know what either of those are, shame on you! Go out and rent them - now!)
You may flame all you want, as long as it's intelligent and really insulting. ie. "You suc" = BAD. U sed mai stry was bad, its not im a gud writar = BAD, and irrelevant, since I have an email up there for you to bitch at, if you must.
"You dirty little chit of a brazen whore, how dare you corrupt the minds of innocent children with that filth you call literature!" OR "If there is a God I hope he condemns you to the deepest pits of hell for your crimes against decency and humanity! I would pray for your soul but you are obviously past all hope, so I will simply pray for your destruction and spend all my spare time ensuring that my prayers are not unanswered." = GOOD and warms my evil little black heart. Extra points will be awarded for profanity - as long as it's really foul.
Quote of the day: "Drop your sword, shit your pants and die - in that order!" ~courtesy of the great Author Virvatuli, whose sick mind is an inspiration to us all.
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