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Joined 11-28-06, id: 1171209, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
Author has written 48 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Oct 24 2009:

Urgh FF is totally screwing up my story. Have been trying to upload it nicely but FF can't seem to get the title and description right. Shall try again in a few hours. I apologize to anyone who receive alerts of my new story but can't find it yet.

Yes progress has been very slow but at least Im still writing. I have finally finish Over Tea Leaves and Coffee and Im damned proud of myself. I have finally finish a story do you hear? People, Im telling you thats a miracle.

On the other hand I think I will be putting Lovers, Almost on hold for the time being. I have been really busy lately but things will cool down in a month or so. But I think I will like to attempt some more smaller projects first, so I guess Im apologizing to all the people who PM me and asked me to continue the story.

But watch out for my fics anyway!

Cheers,

formerlyknownasone


Some of my fics have been translated. Read them if you can!

Trastorno Obsesivo Compulsivo-- A Spanish translation of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, one of my earlier KBOWs. Done by the lovely Lalwens. Thank you!! I absolutely love Spanish but I can't speak a bloody word of it. Darn.

Ein Haufen 'X's und 'O's KBOW oneshot of A Bunch of X's and O's, except in German. Done wonderfully by x-sweet-peach

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Dancing in the Moonlight -- Ahh. My very first work in German. Also done by x-sweet-peach-x

The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter -- Translated into Chinese by a wonderful girl. Check it out!

The Reluctance of Draco Malfoy to become Santa Claus -- Translated by the same person. Check it out too!

Thanks to these authors for their wonderful work. Also, more translated fics coming up!

The most wonderful people you will meet on the fanfiction site (with the exception of me) can be found here! My very supportive friends!!

just giddy -- The most wonderful American girl I ever known, with a wicked sense of humour and exceptional writing talent for KBOWs. Although she does thave occasional Oliver breakdowns and write about Fred or Charlie. I forgive her, nevertheless.

xx.just.a.contradiction.xx -- This is an amazing writer who also happens to be my occasional beta. I love her not only for her unadulterated skills, but because she can stand my terrible grammar. Who else is like that?

Lady Catronia-Arre -- What can I say? This lovely girl happens to write very good KBOWs. We all love her for the wonderful fictions she gave us here.

FizzingWhizbeez -- She knows she writes the best KBOWs and the funniest ones too (hear the extreme jealousy in my voice). And she loves DMHGs! And she's smart too, on top of everything. Gotta love her.

I share a joint account with some other wonderful writers called pass.it.on-girls. Check it out!

You ought to know that:

I am from this really tiny little country called Singapore in Asia. I tried looking it up on the map once and I could barely see it. It's really just a dot surrounded by waters.

I am a girl around 5''3 to 5''4. That's really short isn't it? I have dark long hair until I chopped it all off. Now it's shoulder.

I hope my larger-than-life attitude makes up for the size of it. And my ego too.

Just kidding... I think.

Coming from Singapore means I have no accent but I really want one.

Procastination would be my middle name if all names were meant to reflect upon your character.

Lazy would therefore be my first name.

I suffer from a severe case of narcissism. Which makes Narcissistic my last name.

I'm not making myself turn out that good am I?

I may suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder like Oliver Wood and Edward Cullen.

I have no either what haggis is. Until today (its a Scottish dish made of Sheep's stomach and intestine).

I always thought that haggis was some kind of shaggy-coated furry animal. Don't ask me why.

I am so lazy that I would attach myself to the bed if my mother allows it.

My mother doesn't allow it.

I always wanted an English accent. Or Irish or Scottish. It's so cool.

Anything more than four legs scares the heck out of me. I mean it.

I don' think Lazy Procastination Narcissistic sounds like a great name.

I used to be really sarcastic that you would lose an argument with me in 30 seconds.

This may also be due to the fact that I am really so stubborn that nothing can get into my head.

I really don't care if you tell me that potato is not a vegetable. Because it should be. Otherwise I'm not having enough veg.

My secret life ambition is to classify chocolate under a food group that is heathly.

I would dedicate my life fighting for the fact that chips are in fact in the fibre group( vegetables) if it makes a difference.

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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Midnight by Iamcarterman reviews
It all started because she was an insomniac. He was one too. It was their little tradition, talking to each other at 3 in the morning. Then, she falls for him hard. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,688 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hot off the Press by Brunettezki reviews
Oh hey, Bella. Yeah I've only had a crush on you for about forever. That's why I joined that website and convinced you to be my friend, basically, so that I'd stand a chance in real life. AH AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5254 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
A Look To the Left by croOKed-aura reviews
KBOW! Five years since graduation, Katie Bell finds herself alone and unaccomplished. What she wants won't happen. But the thing she least expects might just take her on the biggest adventure she has yet to endure. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,935 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
All I Ever Intended' from Oliver's point of view. KBxOW, loooong oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merely the Brutal Truth by Arre-Kate reviews
companion to PUDDLEDUCKS..kbow!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Coffee by metro.max reviews
The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Quidditch Journal by metro.max reviews
What happens when Fred and George Weasley find Oliver Wood's 'diary' and give it to one Katie Bell? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Red The Senses by x Veela x reviews
It's all about red and the senses...funnily enough. Oh, and getting Oliver together with Katie of course! OWxKB, FWxAJ, GWxAS. //Finished//
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies by metro.max reviews
Everyone has their own special quirks, their own idiosyncrasies. Katie Bell is a matchmaker. Oliver Wood is an observer. And Fred Weasley? Fred Weasley is an instigator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Advanced Note Passing by just giddy reviews
what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Memorandum by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie Bell is slightly concerned. She thinks she's going insane. And what does Oliver Tobias Wood have to do with it? Uh, EVERYTHING?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Thanks for the Film by Hey There Delilah reviews
After you’ve gone inside, I smile to myself. I don’t really mind if people think we were snogging under my robes, and I hope you don’t either. Mini sidealong story to Linger's Ch. 10.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
How to Annoy Over Enthusiastic Quidditch Captains by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Number 7. Beat over enthusiastic captain over the head with a broomstick. Blame it on a bludger. Repeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Oliver W. - Complete
Problems by just giddy reviews
Oliver Wood finally admits that he DOES have some problems. he even lists them down!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Coffee & Cigarettes by WiccanOne reviews
Katie gave up coffee & cigarettes. But she can't bring herself to give up Oliver. Story idea from the song 'Coffee & Cigarettes' by Michelle Featherstone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Puddleducks by Arre-Kate reviews
a lot of glimpses into katie and olivers relationship, will eventually end on their wedding night. were katie and oliver made for each other? please read and review. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Katie Bell's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what Katie Bell REALLY thinks about ff.n
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And to All a Good Night by enabled reviews
Oliver and Katie have a special Christmas moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Lessons In Potions, History, Love Or Otherwise by dragonprnzess reviews
An unwilling Katie Bell has been ordered to tutor Oliver Wood. Surprise for Katie: She may be able to teach him when it comes to academics, but she's going to have to let someone else be the teacher when it comes to an entirely different subject: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B.
A Pink Unmentionable by Squashes reviews
Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride by Lora Tempesta reviews
Katie Bell has been alone for the last four years. After the wedding of her best friend, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron. After she gets drunk, will she make some mistakes that she'll regret later? Oliver WoodKatie Bell COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,033 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Oliver W. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hey Little Girl by TerenceHiggs reviews
Complete WoodBell. Oliver Wood doesn't know how to lose and his last year at Hogwarts means his last chance at the Cup. He must make a choice between the Cup or a friendship turned serious. He can't play the ass if he expects to win this time. RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,242 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Oliver W. - Complete
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La Belle Dame Sans Merci reviews
She is La Belle Dame sans Merci, the beautiful lady without mercy. The winner takes it all, and Bella would never allow anyone to win her. Not even Edward. Not when the stakes are so high. AU/All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Undefinable Relationship reviews
Bella can't seem to define what her relationship with Edward is. AU/All Human. Written for the 'When Love Was New' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Over Tea Leaves and Coffee reviews
You seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovers, Almost reviews
Edward and Bella shared one night together before she left. What Bella didn't expect was for Edward to find her, or for her name and image to appear on the billboards across the country... Over and over again. AU/AH. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twenty Six Year Old Virgin reviews
And Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Textbooks reviews
Don't worry Oliver. You will figure it out someday." Katie smiled. Let's hope he does. Haha no longer a oneshot. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
A Very Long Night reviews
Edward meets the love of his life in an unexpected place under unusual circumstances... In the laundry room. Edward Bella oneshot. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wednesday reviews
I couldn't resist ice cream." Katie said. "That's why I'm laughing." Oliver smiled. A simple story on how the both of them came to love Wednesdays. KBOW. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Betty Crocker's Guide to Marvellous Baking reviews
One, chuck in random ingredients. Two, bash the dough. Three, pop it the oven and hope for the best. Caution: Recipe may not work. A DMHG Christmas one shot. Read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maple Syrup reviews
Just a simple story revolving around Oliver, Katie and the colour of maple syrup. A simple KBOW story. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Outside Quidditch Quality Supplies reviews
Just a little Christmas Eve scene of Katie and Oliver outside Quidditch Quality Supplies. A KBOW Christmas oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Working Ethics reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things To Do With A Tongue reviews
Of all the things you could wish to do with a tongue,he just had to choose the most boring answer. Still, Oliver would have found it immensely useful last Tuesday during Defence Against the Dark Arts. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
A Letter to Fred reviews
And then, just as I was sneezing and helplessly wet, you came in yellow Wellington boots and beamed brightly at me, offering me your big blue umbrella near the red brick wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Compliments to the Red Hat reviews
I think that red hats deserve more credit than they are given. A DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
End Of The Summer reviews
He quietly pocketed the little lavender wildflower into his pocket, glad that she didn't notice. A KBOW oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Paper Faces reviews
Paper faces on parade. Hide your face so the world will never find you... Draco discovers that forgiveness is not that hard after all. DMHG oneshot. Read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Middle of the Sea reviews
He was that lonely rock in the middle of the sea. He thought he found another one beside him all along... It turned out only to be a pebble. KBOW oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Mismatched Socks reviews
He had the worst taste in socks, Katie often told him. That's weird though... She wears the same socks as him. KBOW oneshot. Just giddy sent Oliver on a holiday and he's back. Fiji's not that great after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Potions and Quidditch reviews
McGonagall is not amused with Katie Bell...Endless disasters happen in Potions. Oliver Wood gets dragged along somehow.KBOW story finally updated after a gazillion years so Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
You Are My Sunshine reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray .You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away... A really sad KBOW. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
PI DAY reviews
YES, I am refering to that mathematical symbol in math. Pi. Today is Pi Day, and Draco Malfoy is glad of it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mondays reviews
Out of all of the days in a week, Draco Malfoy likes Monday the most. A DMHG oneshot. Read & Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Newton's Third Law reviews
Newton's Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. George Weasley shows Katie and Oliver that there are always exceptions to the rule...KBOW oneshot. Read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
A Bunch Of 'X's and 'O's reviews
Oliver doesn't know why everyone signs off their letter with 'XOXO's... Nor does he know what it means. Katie Bell shows him its true meaning. A KBOW oneshot. Read, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Edits Fan Fiction reviews
This is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Newton's Second Law reviews
Newton's Second law states that the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the exerted force. George decides to be the 'force'and speed things up for Katie. Guess who is the object...again? Oliver. A KBOW oneshot.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Fighting and Fighting and Fighting and Fighting reviews
Harry has to listen to Draco Malfoy whined on about Hermione Granger. Again. Time to stop. A DMHG oneshot. Read, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Newton's First Law reviews
Newton's law states an object in motion will remain in motion and an object at rest will remain at rest unless a force acts upon it. George decides to make Oliver the 'object' and give him a little push. KBOW oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Fred Weasley Has A Brilliant Solution reviews
Fred is sure this thing between Katie and Oliver isn't pure loathe. So he dazzles everyone with a simple but brilliant solution. KBOW one shot. R&R. EVERYONE SEEMS TO OWN A BROOM CUPBOARD KISSING STORY OUT HERE SO I NEED ONE HERE TOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Second Attempt to Write An Essay reviews
He convieniently forgot one thing: his girlfriend was Hermione Granger... And her idea of a perfect date is to spend it in the library. So Draco has no choice but to write an essay again. A DMHG one shot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Conclusion Of reviews
So Katie Bell wants to find someone to kiss midnight New Years Eve. Who it will be she doesn't know. Oliver Wood decides to help her in the name of duty... and eventually comes to a conclusion. A KBOW oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Because He Is Worth It reviews
They shouldn't have started in the first place, it was morally wrong. She and Draco Malfoy. They shouldn't be together, or at least, not like this. A sad romantic DMHG oneshot.Read, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Christmas And a Quaffle Wood reviews
No way in hell was Oliver going to let Katie touch another Butterbeer. It would harm the baby, he insists. And there's no way she was going to name it Quaffle. A KBOW christmas oneshot. Read, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Told Her He Loved Her reviews
Oliver confessed that he was frustrated. Confused. He didn't know why Katie was acting like that but it cut him deep. And then, just out of nowhere... He told her he loved her. COMPLETE. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Just One Day reviews
They never knew what Hermione meant to Draco, and worst, neither did she. Until the day before the last battle. By then it was too late. Her mind was a blank after that. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Commitment Phobia reviews
Katie Bell denied it at first of course. Then she had no choice but to accept it. Until Oliver Wood does something. a KBOW one shot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Career Advice Day reviews
That's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Reluctance Of Draco Malfoy to be Santa Claus reviews
Guess who's forced to become Santa Claus to give people gifts? A very reluctant Draco Malfoy. Well his job does have some perks though... A DMHG Christmas oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh He Will Show Her, And Show Her He Will reviews
It's Christmas, and that means mistletoe and getting mobbed by fans. Oliver's got just the perfect plan to avoid them, but Katie doesn't believe him. He would just have to show her... and prove her right. A KBOW christmas oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
That Was When They First Met reviews
It was the first time Draco met her. He didn't know that he would be her enemy. He didn't know who she was. But right then, all he knew was that she was smiling at him, and rest didn't matter. A DMHG oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And She Was A Habit reviews
He didn't realise when looking at her became a habit. But it became one anyway. All Oliver knew was he turned to Katie's direction one day. And he liked what he saw.Her. A KBOW oneshot.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion reviews
Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Was What It Felt Like reviews
I was always there for you, whether you knew it or not. I was merely your captain,your friend... and nothing more. R&R. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected reviews
The title says it all. Read this, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder reviews
That's right. That's what Oliver is suffering from. The twins are convinced that he needs psychiatric help, because his OCD isn't from Quidditch, but in the female form of Katie Bell... A KBOW oneshot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Dancing in the Moonlight reviews
The reason why she never dance, even at this Christmas Ball? Katie Bell dances like she's got two left feet, and she's very very very depressed. Oliver dances like he's got two right feet, and he's very very very depressed. A KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete