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Joined 11-28-06, id: 1171413, Profile Updated: 01-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Lucky Star, RWBY, and Battle Royale.

Hey there I'm Saharet, Saha is fine.

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She looked right in his eyes and in an accusing voice said “I think by more personal you mean you want to get me all girly and sad about you having to leave. Then when I’m putty in your hands from all that talk you’ll ask me to make this last night special. And BOOM.” Rukia surprised him a bit when she raised her voice and slammed her fist into her hand for emphasis. “You’ll have your way with me.” Bleach-Saying goodbye-Crimsonblade

Ginny sighed again. “Ron, you have a unique talent for saying precisely the wrong thing at exactly the right moment.” Harry Potter-Great expectations-Cassandra's Cross

There, on top of Lucius Malfoy, was their darling little sister, her left hand gripping his robes, holding his head off the cold stone floor as her right hand repeatedly punched him in the face so hard blood was dripping from the corners of his mouth. Her eyes were wild, but her voice was sure as she shouted in his face.
“BET YOU REGRET GIVING ME THAT DIARY NOW, YOU ALBINO SON-OF-A-BITCH!” Harry Potter-Fight club-Only Sometimes

“No, she doesn’t have to know,” Kagami interrupted. “Let’s go Konata. I think you made their day awkward enough.” Dragging her by her collar, Kagami could hear Konata happily stretching her arms to reach for Yutaka. “I haven’t made it awkward enough. I still have questions to ask! You guys want to do a foursome sometime?” Konata shouted out in the hallway. Everyone stared in shock and Kagami pulled Konata with all her might out of the view of the other students. Lucky Star-Lucky Future-RezleVettems

“Nya-haha!” Nanoha waved it off. “It's professional. It's not like people get off looking at models in magazines.” Fate coughed on her drink, sputtering and holding a napkin to her mouth while trying to recover. “Fate-chan? You okay?” Nanoha rubbed the blonde's back as she breathed and coughed. Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha-Saved by the bell-Satashi

“Need help?” Without waiting for an answer, Yamanaka comes up from behind me, puts her arms under mine and on either side of my waist. She grabs the harness and begins to untangle it. She’s holding me right up against her and I can feel her…uh…chest against my back. I freeze and feel a flush traveling down my neck.

“It’s not really that hard,” she whispers into my ear, causing me to shiver “You just got to play around with it for a while.”

“Wha…What are you doing?” I stammer, trying to keep my cool. What the hell is she doing? A strange thought comes to mind, but I quickly dispel it from my brain. Yeah, right. Like she would want to…

She gently removes my hands from the harness and continues to untangle it. For some reason I can’t think straight. I swallow and try to rationalize what’s going on. Okay, Yamanaka Ino is…uh…helping me untangle this harness thing…yeah right. What’s her ulterior motive? Is she trying to make a fool out of me? I look around, but no one’s even looking over here. So…what the hell is she trying to do?

“Here it’s almost untangled, you can get the rest.”

She doesn’t let me go, but instead picks up both of my frozen hands and places them on the harness. I swallow again as she lightly brushes the underside of my arms with her fingertips and then places her hands on my hips. My eyes bug out as she does this and I find my voice.

“Look, Y-Yamanaka what are you-” I inhale sharply as she begins to rub circles with her thumbs, through my shirt, just above the waistband of my pants, “…doing?!” I gasp out.

“Just untangle the harness, Sakura,” she says, making me gulp. I quickly untangle the rest and she lets go of me, “See that wasn’t that hard. If you need anything else, just come for me…oh, I mean to me.” And with that she walks of leaving me completely red to stare at her back.
Naruto- My Name Is Sakura Haruno-Zephyras

She still refused to meet those grey eyes, and replied with an obviously fake cheerfulness. "Well yeah, I don't exactly fancy penises, you know?"
K-ON!- NO, Thank you!-majestic mucus

STORIES

Battle Star Royale Lucky Star fic; it's a fic with the Battle Royale concept so it's kinda violent. I started writing it at 18 years old and I'm 23 now. Fuck. on going

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,642 - Follows: 12,159 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Perfect Record by SinfulPerfection reviews
Brittany has kissed every person in Glee Club. This is the story of how she did it, and how her relationship with Santana developed as a result. A little bit of Brittany/everyone and a lot of BRITTANA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Adventures of Brittany by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
A series of fantastical, mostly unrelated crackfics based off of Brittany one-liners. Always Brittana in spirit, almost always in letter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Beyond Hearts and Minds by XyoushaX reviews
naruxhina, maybe sasuxsaku Demons of yore spring up for unknown reasons. And the Priestess to take care of it... is Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 335,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bottles of Summer by snappleducated reviews
Rikku grows up in the loudest way possible.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
SNL, a digital short by Satashi reviews
Collection of oneshot stories involving Nanoha and her friends.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,188 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007
The Days of You by Dashed reviews
Sakura and Ino through the years of hating each other and absolutely detesting each other. Sakura/Ino. Probably the longest finished single chapter Sakura/Ino fic on the net.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Lucky Future by RezleVettems reviews
A sequel to the highly well reviewed Lucky Summer. The school year is beginning and Konata and Kagami's relationship faces difficult and new troubles. What else? Theirs' isn't the only new love. How will their friends react to their love?
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 206,664 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Lucky StarS by KonaKaga reviews
A Lucky Star/ Nanoha StrikerS crossover. What happens when Section six get sent to Earth to try and locate a high reading of magic? New friends, new enemies, can they work together to save the world? My first attempt a good summary
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,056 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Plan by Blondi89 reviews
Even though Hinata has proven herself to everyone in the village, she still can not obtain the attention of a certain ramen lover. But with the help of Ino and her master plan, things might change.Warning: Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,159 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hinata H., Ino Y. - Complete
Here With You by jk-salmeier reviews
Those we love and leave behind always have a way of finding us, though not always in the way we expect. Harry/Ginny one-shot. Missing moment in DH right before the Silver Doe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Oneesama by Leebot reviews
Otome Shiznat. In their years at Garderobe, Shizuru and Natsuki must come to understand just who they are and the roles they'll play in each other's lives.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,822 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Miyuki's SpacedOut Secret by ChakiChakiGirl reviews
This Lucky Star based light novel in the off-the-wall spirit of Lucky*Star Murder Case and Pocket Travelers. Soon to be fandubbed. If you thought you knew all about moe mild-mannered Miyuki, think again and be afraid. Extremely afraid...
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Second Chances by Cybergades reviews
10 years of war have left the leaf a wasteland. With the help of the Kyuubi, Naruto will travel back in time to right the wrongs and save the leaf. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 174,339 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Level Up! Love! by weluvgirlswithglasses reviews
High school life won't last forever. The two of you had better stop screwing around if you want to advance before graduation. Konami.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Indefinitely by JadeRent reviews
Rukia is stationed in Karakura after the war with Aizen, living a double life as Shinigami and human with Ichigo's help. IchiXRuki, swearing, some spoilers from Hueco Mundo arc. Rating changed because Ichigo and Rukia can't keep their hands to themselves.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,644 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Undercover by anamatics reviews
The TSAB discovers a powerful Lost Logia on Earth seven years after the Book of Darkness incident and can't seem to find it. They call in the best and brightest to discover the source of the rogue artifact. Only they discover magical zombies upon arrival.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Fate T., Nanoha T. - Complete
Saved by the Bell by Satashi reviews
High school setting, AU. A seventeen Nanoha meets Fate on the first day at a new school, forever intertwining their destinies.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,861 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
On Patience, and the Priestess by Panaru Fuhen reviews
This is most definitely shoujo-ai, written from Hiiragi Kagami's point of view. Probably a one-shot. There's only one person Kagami belongs with, so it's pointless to mention the pairing here. Please enjoy.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Skit No Miko? by KonaKaga reviews
An anime convention is approaching and Konata wants to do a skit, but she can't do it by herself. Someone is in for an embarassing trip.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Naruto: Way of the Ninja by Mikazuchi reviews
Chaos is approaching, as an unknown force seeks to envelop these lands in fire and blood. With his friends by his side and the path he has chosen, Naruto must fight against all odds to realize his destiny, and change the very world… [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,244 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tanzanite Night by Satashi reviews
Fate catches a cold and reflects on how well she and Nanoha get along.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
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Figure it out reviews
Yang drags Blake to a night club on a Friday night. Yang wants to dance and Blake wants to leave. But when Yang's teasing crosses the line will she be able to make it up to Blake? Big focus on Blake and Yang's relationship. Bumbleby.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Battle Star Royale reviews
Class 3-B has been chosen to participate in the Battle Royale, the rules are simple: kill everyone. How will Konata and her friends react to this violent game? Rated for violence, blood and language. Konami
Crossover - Lucky Star & Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Konata I., Kagami H.
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