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Joined 11-28-06, id: 1171593, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kuroshitsuji.

There's not much to say about myself; I'm IdiotsApprentice and I'm female. Fanfiction I tend to use as a tool to try and hone my writing skills. I'm very random...I think it comes out in my fanfics. Oh dear.

I enjoy:

- Role playing
- Sports
- Writing
- Anime and Manga
- Music

Animes That I Have Watched Are:

-Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan

-Cardcaptor Sakura

-Death Note

-Evangelion

-Fooly Cooly

-Full Metal Alchemist

-Howl's Moving Castle

-Inukami!

-Karin

-Kuroshitsuji

-The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Paprika

-Vampire Knight

-Vampire Knight Guilty

I've also watched a little bit of:

-.hack//Sign

-Bleach

-Ergo Proxy

-Naruto

-Ping-Pong Club

-Suzuka

-Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

Fanfiction Status:

A Rainy Day Is A No Thank You: Completed (One chapter)

Aging: Completed (Seven chapters)

Arguments: Completed (One chapter)

Edzilla: Completed (Five chapters)

Hypnotism: In-Progress (Eleven chapters)

I Chops, I Slices, Your Body Entices: Completed (One chapter)

I'll Be Bach: Completed (One chapter)

Limitless Love: Discontinued (Two chapters)

Mediocre: Completed poetry (One chapter)

The Gift: Completed Kuroshitsuji Fic. (One chapter)

Wind chime: Completed (One chapter)

Status update last occurred at 21:19 GMT on 24/11/2009 (dd/mm/yyyy format)

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Stained Glass by Pyroluminescence reviews
In the blue-white light, through an open window, Roy had watched Him kill for the first time. MAJOR SQUICK. Gore, Roy/Hughesmunculus, cannibalism, necrophilia, implied incest, rape, character deaths, etc. Do not read if squeamish!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
How About A Kiss? by Cracktastical reviews
We all know Miles Edgeworth, do we not? But did you ever wonder what happened during his childhood in Germany? Let's just say it involved a young boy named Roy Mustang, who wanted a kiss. Miles Edgeworth/Roy Mustang slash! Slightly AU.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Roy M., Miles E.
Starving by KateSkirmish reviews
oneshot/drabble. sebastian is lured in by grell after madam reds death, but he is a starving demon. sebxgrell. warning: its not very good. sorry!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Provoking by Fairady reviews
Sometimes, he found them soon enough. Roy x Havoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Possession by saxgirl42 reviews
She had wanted him since the very first time she had laid eyes on him, and now here he was, in her thrall at last... Lust/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Lust, Roy M. - Complete
Symphony of Destruction by Anrai reviews
Zolf J. Kimblee had two passions. One was murder. The other was music.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Kimbley - Complete
The Perfect Lie by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
Nothing's perfect. The world's not perfect, but that doesn't make it any less beautiful. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Synaesthesia by silver sniper of night reviews
Colour was something he thought about too much he decided as he glanced at his First Lieutenant. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Requiem for the Fallen by Pickles the Great reviews
Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to. Hello, I'm the lie living for you so you can hide. Royai, featuring the song 'Hello' by Evanescence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Paper Crane by redwalgrl-RG reviews
Surroundings and people shape the way one grows up. Seven snapshots into the lives of Roy Mustang and Frank Archer chronicalling their journey into adulthood, and why they dislike one another.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roy M., F. Archer - Complete
Midnight by Arathe reviews
A collection of Conversion related short stories. Named for the first story, in which Alter!Roy and Ed go out for a little New Year's fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Drive by redwalgrl-RG reviews
Roy needs to learn to shut up and just drive. YAOI. Slight AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Roy M., F. Archer - Complete
What's Happening To Me? by Dailenna reviews
After lots of hard work, Alphonse has his body once again. He and his brother return to Central and Al discovers something new about himself.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Every Boy's Fantasy by D. M. Evans reviews
He knew he should have picked ‘dare’
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Potpourri by Fushigi Rockna reviews
For you, the sense of smell doesn’t just stimulate your olfactory nerve, it also stimulates your memory. Memories of a man who'd run through pouring rain just to get you flowers.... [past tense HughesxRoy]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Phone Much? by REloadREplay reviews
Random phone calls fun? Heck Yeah! R&R please
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Back to the Path by Anne Packrat reviews
On the anniversary of the victory over Ishbal, Roy begins to lose sight of his goal. Now Riza is the only person left who can bring him back. Royai, Roy Riza, Manga universe, Minor Spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Fuhrer by Dailenna reviews
[Slightly Royai] Roy has finally made it to Fuhrer, and his acceptance speech is broadcast on television for the whole of Amestris to see.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Milkbone Underwear by Anne Packrat reviews
Can it really be Havoc's fault that Breda hates dogs? Breda x Hand, Havoc x OC, Rated for sexual scene, language, and dialogue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Jean H. - Complete
Story of my Life by ITookThisName reviews
What happens when Mustang catches Havoc enjoying himself while doing his paperwork? Why did Havoc join the military anyways? And what does Human Resources have to do with it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
The Dance Lesson by NinjaSquirls reviews
The Fuhrer's orders were simple: all State Alchemists must learn to dance. But when Roy and Ed are forced to be partners, they find that simple things can quickly become complicated.It's written by me, so how could it not be an EdRoy yaoi fic?.Yay fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
revised Roomraiders FMA by TheQueenOfMediocrity reviews
An FMA parody based on an old MTV reality show.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Feel Me, Shame Me, Heal Me by Ryoko Blue reviews
WinryxRoy:Winry, determined to find the Elric brothers, headed to Central. Life is definitely full of surprises, and she certainly didn’t expect this one.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,995 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
Before Everything and After by sinfinity reviews
When two men who need nothing from anyone in life finally realize they just might need each other, they’re inescapably damned. [RoyJean]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Angel by Esprit de L'eau reviews
Riza gets shot during battle. Two shot. Character death. Please read and review. RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Oranges by TheQueenOfMediocrity reviews
Ed waxes poetic on the unhappy life cycle of the orange.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Given Box of Chocolates by Fushigi Rockna reviews
When he was younger, Roy Mustang quite enjoyed Valentine's Day. He loved all the attention he received from girls. But no more. Now it was just a pain. Parallel companion fic to 'The Ungiven Box of Chocolates'. [Hyuroi] [preseries] [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Missing by Kochelle-chan reviews
After Hughes is shot these are the thoughts that run through his mind as he lays in that phone booth dying.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Maes H. - Complete
Lingering by katilara reviews
Even though Hughes is gone, Mustang can't get over the taste of cigarettes. MustangHavoc, mentions of MustangHughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Hayate and Beer Brought us Together by HeartlessRomantic reviews
When Ed crossed the gate, Roy sank into despair. He rejected Riza, who feeling alone rejected other officer's hits, until one fateful night...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Riza H., Jean H.
MSN by Amako-chan reviews
[ Completed ] Quote: I wanna be called … Ed, the PoleDancing Alchemist! [ Please R&R. ]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Lifes Changes by FlynnRidersRapunzel reviews
When Ed gets news that changes his life forever...can him and his lover handel it? RoyEd, Yaoi, MPreg, rating might go up, mostly new partly remake
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
My Empire by Zalia Chimera reviews
Ling and his harem. LingXEveryone... sort of
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Nerf Guns and Fluff by OTP reviews
a poem my friend wrote for me for Christmas hope you like
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Where There's Smoke by NinjaSquirls reviews
If the element of fire belongs to Roy Mustang, smoke belongs to him. But smoke and fire are just part of the same thing, aren't they? Roy doesn't know anymore. Yaoi, RoyHavoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Two Rules Of War by RedBrunja reviews
“The evening after they buried Maes, Riza got absolutely wasted for the fourth time in her entire life.” The tenses were jumbled up in her head and she didn’t want them to untangle, not really. Hints of RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Mother by Hammer of god reviews
We We're never brave Hope you like, R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Of Flowers and Fragrances by Tatsani reviews
Roy is hospitalized and bored. Then Hawkeye comes visiting. Roy x Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
What I Never Told You by videogameandanime-empress reviews
On the secluded snowy mountain I waited... I waited for you to return to me. Taking place after the series, before the movie. A reflection of things from Roy's perspective, as he waits for Ed to return to their world. RoyXEd implications. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
FR Presents! Horrible Crack FMA Crossovers! by Fushigi Rockna reviews
A series of intentionally god awful FMA!Crack crossovers. Making fun of every crossover idea I can. Current Crossover!: Harry Potter! Read and bust a gut laughing! and review while you're at it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2006
The Flame Alchemist by Lilith Evanson reviews
He was considered a leader, a friend, an alchemist. With the snap of his fingers all would be under his command. He is, after all, the Flame Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Cygnet by Fushigi Rockna reviews
It was the name he liked to call his little girl, but it was also what he used to call his former lover... [Hyuroi, Drabble]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Paperwork by Anne Packrat reviews
Roy Mustang will jump at anything that gets him out of paperwork. Unfortunately, this time Riza Hawkeye is that distraction! Rated for sexual language and scenes. Royai. Roy Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Crossfire by Bizzy reviews
He should have known from the moment this started that they would both be caught in the crossfire. [Rated for character death] [ALTERNATE ENDING UP!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Seeing Double by Dailenna reviews
[Royai] Roy has inadvertantly unleashed his fanfiction counterpart upon the world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,557 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Thrusdays by Rieka De-Volka reviews
Drabbles. Roy hates Maes and his driving lessons. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by Rieka De-Volka reviews
Drabble. There are things Roy has to deal with, even while sick.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
First Kisses by Claire D'Aubigne reviews
FMA Pairing Generator fic. : Ed asks Jean a really strange question. EdRoy and kind of EdHavoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Skating Holiday by SpaceRoses reviews
On a day off together Roy and Riza share an interesting experience on the lake as Riza teaches Roy how to ice skate. Notes: Royia fluff abounds
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Ultimate Roy Subordinate Costume Party! by xfma-addictx reviews
When Roy comes up with a crazy idea, all of his subordianes are dragged into it. What will become of them? And what WILL they wear? And what's with Roy's coffee? A FMA crackfic. COMPLEATE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
The Ungiven Box of Chocolates by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Each year Hughes saw the same thing: Roy with a box of chocolates he was unable to give. He would sit there for hours, box in his hands, thinking about giving it, only to throw it out...[Spoilers and Hyuroi]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Remembering the 'Good Times' by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Havoc and Roy have been dating for a month, and Hughes decides to tell Havoc some of the things Roy did for HIM when they were together....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Smell Good? by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Bah, summaries suck. It's light, onesided Hughes x Roy. Now read! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Physics with Ed and Roy by Ayumi Elric reviews
Random comedy oneshot. Ed Elric and Roy Mustang teach the 3 Newton's laws more or less at Roy's expense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Size by kawaii-kirei reviews
[RoyEd, drabble] There was a circulating rumor that Colonel Roy Mustang had a... to be blunt, had a small penis.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Day it Rained by Clouds Of Light reviews
[Royai] Roy's been caught in a flood and bumped his head. He develops amnesia and confesses his love for Riza. R&R Please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Fears by Dailenna reviews
[sort of Royai . . . sort of . . .] Most people would say that Riza Hawkeye isn't afraid of anything. Gracia Hughes, however, knows differently.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Umbra by Miki Bidan reviews
Mother, no! I'm sorry! Please mother!, Roy cried out in pain. But she didnt pay any heed. She kept one lashing him as fast as she could. One shot. R and R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by MagickSennyo reviews
Military funerals are very beautiful.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
At Dawn They Sleep by Ceasefire reviews
[HavocRoy, series spoilers] Ultimately, the relationship between that of a commander and that of a subordinate was one of a domino effect, and it amazed Jean how much this mentality had worked its way into their lives.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Hesitance in a Bottle by HanyouHeart reviews
OneShot Character Death. Ed needs an out from the horrible depression that came with the death of this brother and Roy, but he can only think of one way to do it. BBI based. Full Summ inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Tales of the Gun by D. M. Evans reviews
While she loves him, Roy does occasionally tempt Riza to shoot him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Placid by Daddy Elric reviews
Roy's thoughts on Veggie!Ed. Implied RoyEd, and a bit of fluff. Angsty. Based on the Veggie!Ed ending of Bluebird's Illusion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Revenge by witchfingers reviews
Envy started the mess that involved Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes and Maria Ross. Now he’s going to finish it. [Roydead]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
It's Going to Rain by akieko.arkawa reviews
Roy is devastated that he's lost his friend Maes Hughes. One memory comes back to him at his funeral. Shounen ai one shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Flaming Queen Alchemist by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
No Real Pairings. Oneshot. Roy Mustang lost a bet against Havoc and Breda and now has to keep his part of the bargain. Boy, won't East City be surprised?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Roy M., Scar - Complete
Late Night Visit by Death Eater Bella reviews
Spoiler for Episode 25 – Words of Farewell. The night of Mäes death, Colonel Roy Mustang and First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye go to give Gracia the bad news… Slight Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Maes H., Gracia H. - Complete
Eyass by Yellow Mask reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Eyass n., a fledgling who has not yet left the nest, a hawk's offspring. Set after the movie, there have been some interesting happenings in Roy's absence...Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
In Training by MishyFishy and Fesma reviews
[By MishyFishy] Armstrong takes Havoc under his wing to help him get the girl of his dreams. But were Havoc's reasons good enough? [Mention of BRoss, and Royai][Oneshot][Repost]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Coming Around by Callalilies reviews
Royai Oneshot. Post tragic character death. Roy and Riza are married, but a recent tragedy brings trouble to the couple.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Smokin' in the Boys' Room by Spammi reviews
Warnings: Slight AU, completely PWP, some mild language and 'adult' references. It has hot men in a confined space being hot...what more do you need to know?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Dead But Never Gone by Momma Mustang reviews
[HyuRoi] Roy's POV. These are the thoughts of Roy mustang at the funeral of Maes Hughes. A good friend, a wonderful coworker, devoted father...[OneShot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Thunder Rolls by Mikeala-and-Whitney reviews
Opon Maes death, somone has to tell his wife. Since Roy was his closest friend, he was told to do it....Yeah, summery stinks. R&R, better then it sounds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The God and I by vomit reviews
After an painful five years with her abusive husband, Riza Hawkeye decides to leave him and start a new life and to reunite with her old military acquaintances. However, she is unaware that her husband is insane, and he vows to find her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Riza H.
Debt by AEC1990 reviews
Roy choses to repay the debt he owes the people of Ishval. Warnings: Character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Little Moments by Taisa Prongsie reviews
Roy tries to make Maes' birthday at their new house perfect. Based on the song Little Moments by Brad Paisley. Au, slight mention of yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Precautions: A visitors guide to Amestris by HomunculusGreedLing reviews
What not to do on your trip into the FMA world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
The Case by HomunculusGreedLing reviews
Roy gets a really tough case. I suck at sumaries, so just read it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Redemption by Pishivee reviews
One shot. Winry and Roy Mustang consider their differences and the strange link that they have over breakfast. Takes place after the last episode. Please review and tell me if it ends too quick like my sister says.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Winry R., Roy M. - Complete
Little Red Riding Ed by Kikyo's killer reviews
A rip off of Little Red Riding Hood. Ed is walking over to Pinako’s and he runs into a wolf named Roy. What does the wolf have up his sleeve? Does he even have sleeves? RoyEd Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sugar & Ed Don't Mix by tsukiflower reviews
Edward gets sugar high, a horror for Alphonse, what's going to happen now? With Extras chapters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Tale of P Sherman the Short by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Short Story. Slight movie spoiler! The tale of one of the creepy looking extra characters who appears in a random crowd shot. PARODY. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Light My Candle by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Short Drabble. A quiet evening at the offices at Central HQ. RoyRiza fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
I am NOT gay! by cutemonic fox reviews
A letter to all his fans. As told by Roy Mustang
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Goodbye and Godspeed by Anne Packrat reviews
When Black Hayate comes down with a terminal illness, Riza has to make one of the hardest decisions of her life. Slight Royai, Slight Roy Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Trial And Error by Mayuna reviews
Roy Mustang before he was a colonel, before the Ishbal massacre, before he became a state alchemist, before he joined the military he was a ten year old boy obsessed with fire!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
300 lbs Of Love by cherrymelle reviews
YAOI CRACK Alex Louis Armstrong is determined to find love, no matter the cost. Sadly he keeps looking in all the wrong places. WARNING for possible brain damages
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Alex A., Envy - Complete
Heartbroken by FMA4EVER reviews
A songfic about Roy's death and how Riza deals...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Hellfire and Brimstone by Phoenix from the Sun reviews
Whenever Roy Mustang went back to his tent it was never dark, there was always a light to guide him. But one day the light is gone and when he walks in he sees Hell in the guise of a near death expirience. Kimblee/Roy. Slight Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
I Hate Vacations by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Watch where your going damn it! Havoc yelled holding on to the door for dear life. Roy are you trying to kill us! Riza yelled. Kain was holding on to Riza for dear life. I don't want to die! he cried. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,933 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Final Battle by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Ed is finally forced to face his sworn rival in an intense battle with a surprise twist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Do it Already! by Anne Packrat reviews
Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Good Daddies Don't Leave Their Little Girls Behind by ShiawasenaKo reviews
Elicia is at the funeral, and quite confused. She finds Roy who must set her straight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Elysia H., Roy M. - Complete
Murderer by Saleboat reviews
Responce to a RoyAi community challenge, murderer, however, it somehow wound up becoming Havoccentric. In short, Havoc attempts to discover the murderer of his beloved pet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Edward Elric: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only comprehensive guide for EDWARD ELRIC owners everywhere has arrived!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Riza's Investigation by Ranfan reviews
What does Riza find when she accesses the net? What's Roy done? And poor Ed just doesn't grow! T for suggestion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
From Every Street by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Ed argues with the Colonel. At midnight. From the street. This gets a reaction. If there were a 'farcical bickering' category, I'd put it in that...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Jean Havoc, Matchmaker Extraordianie by Xenoglossy reviews
Havoc, in a desperate attempt to prove that Roy Mustang is not the only member of the military capable of getting a date, attempts to get Fury a girlfriend!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Emotions by Fullmetal-Alchemist1uk reviews
Roy doesn't lose control that easily, unlike Ed. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What's the meaning of this? by Seraphim Grace reviews
Ed finds a book he doesn't quite understand. Yaoi hints
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by typewriter junkie reviews
What happens to Riza when Roy dies? Royai songfic. Dirty Little Secret by Sarah McLachlan.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Gagged by Ceasefire reviews
[HavocRoy] Jean Havoc’s logic left much to be desired. It's a good thing he was lucky.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
RoY to THe WoRLd! The Christmas Cookie Crisis by enVii reviews
Happy Happy Joy Roy! Somehow, Edward, Envy, and the others get roped into helping Roy discover the truth behind his 'who stole the cookies from the cookie jar' emergency. R&R and Merry Xmas!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
Santa Roy by GRECO reviews
Roy as our Santa, sing with the Colonel to the tune of White Christmas
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Never Again by Tamala Miran reviews
Follows the manga plot. Barry wants to do something for Riza that will make her love him back, but, as we all know, most things that Barry attempts turn into chaos.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Barry the Chopper, V. Farman - Complete
Jingling Bells by GRECO reviews
FMA's Jingle Bells version
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Of Leather and Fishnet by razatip reviews
Ed is a hooker, Al is a robot, and the Fuhrer is dressed as a pink bunny rabbit. Whose fault is this? Mustang's, of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Dress Up by Hola-Meg-a-Cola reviews
[Roy!centric][One shot] For a man with such a devotion to mini skirts, his childhood began with a loathing for the female attire.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Dibs! by sinfinity reviews
Oh come on man, you do this to me EVERY time! was what he said, but what he was really thinking was, Stupid handsome bastard...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Interpretations by Mystic Dragon reviews
A short, humorous ficlet/drabble I had written featuring a conversation between Roy and Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Forgiven Sins by Hughes-san reviews
Roy regrets and mourns over Hughes's death and Riza cleanses his sins.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Dead Man Walking by Agate reviews
T mearly for slight language. [Oi, Havoc, who do you think is the bravest person you've ever met?] Havoc and Breda have a conversation... and chaos is just around the bend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Jean H.
The morning after by S.L.Toth reviews
This is what happens when you mix Edward Elric, eggnog, cookies, and christmas time
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Roy: King of the Miniskirts by Nina Elric reviews
Roy has a few things to say about the beneficial aspects of the miniskirt. My pathetic attempt a comedy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Roy M.
The Perfect Big Mac by Pair0noid reviews
Roy want's a burgar. He sends Jean to go get it for him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Jean H., Roy M.
Dedication: Letting Go by Colonel Hawkeye reviews
After Maes Death, One person has trouble dealing with it, and another can save them from the pain. [Drabble][Rated for mention of death]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Roy M., Gracia H. - Complete
I Can't Do This by Terra Alchemist reviews
Can Roy fulfill the last wish of a chimera who was once his father?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Lose It All by Shinigami Akumu reviews
After Ed's disappearence at the end of the series, Roy will pay the ultimate price to see him again. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Big Day by Zalia Chimera reviews
Hughes has an attack of nerves just before his wedding and he and Roy talk. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Man Of Her Dreams by Ceasefire reviews
[Warning: crackfic] Oh Mr. Havoc... I've met the man of my dreams. Royai, Katherine [Armstrong's sister]? read and find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Jean H., Roy M.
A Father's Day Card for Roy by Mabis reviews
Hughes shows Roy that being a father isn't always based on biology.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
Warmth by Aya-kun Rose reviews
Roy's made a promise to work, but now it's the middle of the night, and he hasn't even started. What can make him get down to business? Maybe Royai!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Favorite Daughter by Aya-kun Rose reviews
Mustang is helping Hughes search for something important amidst stacks of books. But can Roy handle what they're looking for?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by mmmslash reviews
Roy and Ed...in an enclosed train compartment...hmmm...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Practice by Koros reviews
Drabble. Roy Mustang practices his moves on the ladies in the mirror...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Apology by Melinda-chan reviews
One shot. Roy decides to visit Hughes' grave in order to talk. But what does he want to talk about and for what reason? A little Royai too.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Fever by deep sea dolphin reviews
[Bluebird's Illusion, set in the military!Ed timeline] On the day when Ed's sick, the Fuhrer and Roy insist he take a day off. But Ed doesn't listen... [drabble, paternal!Roy]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Recoil by Amerachan reviews
The recoil of a gun is similar to those in real life. Rated for mature content
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Friendship Can Save A life by Storm Alchemist reviews
Different drabbles about Roy almost commiting suicide ep. 25, all the sad stuff... R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
Sweet Metal by PinkStarz reviews
Her love is slowly consuming her...(naughty Winryx?fic)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2005
Something's wrong with Roy Mustang by Vergulde Draak reviews
Roy Mustang has been acting queerly the whole day. So, what has he been actually doing? warning: this is stupid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2005
Afternoon by Kushiro reviews
We all know that Riza bring lots of paperwork to our beloved colonel, but is it the only thing she bring him? Edited on Jun 06.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Underling by Mikkeneko reviews
A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2005
We by fireun reviews
MaesRoy friendship drabble. sometimes a word is all it takes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2004
Watching in Silence by EstelRaca reviews
Hughes watches from the sidelines as Ed and Roy fight. Episode 13 Spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
An Excerpt from the Central Sun by Mikkeneko reviews
An Appetite For Adventure! National Alchemist Competes in Pie-Eating Contest
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
In the Shadow of Death by EstelRaca reviews
When the shadow of death touches your life, it's always good to have someone there who can understand. Roy x Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Homecoming by EstelRaca reviews
Hughes watches for Roy's name on the list of soldiers returning home.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Armstrong and the Elric Brothers by Mikkeneko reviews
Full Metal Alchemist and Card Captor Sakura fusion fic. The Clow Cards have gotten loose in Central City and it's up to the Elric brothers to stop them. But can they do that without the aid of a Cardcaptor?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2004
Out of the Closet by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward," Hawkeye said kindly. "Has it occurred to you that you and Alphonse may be spending too much time alone?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004
Office Supplies by Mikkeneko reviews
A little office humor. Minor spoilers for episode 18 or so.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/11/2004
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Hypnotism reviews
When Hawkeye books Mustang a hypnotherapy session, Edward takes it upon himself to bribe the hypnotist. But when the hypnotist goes one step too far, what started out as a joke could turn deadly serious. Rated for language and mild sexual themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Roy M.
The Gift reviews
Why couldn't he let today just pass by like every other day? One sided GrellxWill
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Grell S., William S.
I'll Be Bach reviews
With the situation in Liore worsening each day, Archer recognises it won't be long before the army deploys soldiers in the region, so he decides to go to attend a concerto as means of enjoying himself before he leaves...but he wasn't counting on company.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/8/2009 - F. Archer, Kimbley - Complete
I Chops, I Slices, Your Body Entices reviews
Barry the Chopper takes the time to reminisce on his past while he awaits his punishment on death row. AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Lenity reviews
Mercy was something he did not show to them, so why was she so adamant to show it to him? Short drabble set shortly after the Ishbalan War. Written for Royai Day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
EdZilla reviews
When Ed gets cursed by a strange woman he runs into, he grows to 300ft and is reluctant to change back so it's up to Al, Mustang and others to try and ruin his fun. Special thanks to Alchemic Goddess for the title!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Wind Chime reviews
How could something that started out so relaxing become so irritating?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Arguments reviews
Every couple has an argument sooner or later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
A Rainy Day Is A No Thank You reviews
Inspired by the song 'Ame no hi wa no thank you' A rainy day is a no thank you and what I think happened in that song. [Songfic]. [Royai].
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Aging reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang discovers a grey hair but of course he isn't going to have a mild reaction to it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Limitless Love reviews
How many pairings can one fit into a story? Rated for innuendo, bad language and shounenai at the moment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Mediocre reviews
A poem made from haikus about how Havoc is feeling unappreciated.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Jean H. - Complete