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Joined 11-28-06, id: 1171748, Profile Updated: 06-16-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Looks around at deserted 16-year-old self description and writing

Wow, did I really write like that? And is this what I sounded like? No wonder people were annoyed with me...I would be, too.

Well, now, where shall I begin with this one? I always like challeneges, I suppose...

Hello to anyone deciding to check in upon the user account of one who hasn't updated their stories or added new ones in about 3 years! . As you can see from my rather juvenile stories (although I have to say that to this day I'm still quite impressed with the creativity of some), I created my Fanfiction.net account 3 years ago and began writing Naruto fanfictions. Some are about the mishaps of Sai and his lack of...shall we say, people skills. My grandest work would probably have to be my 8-Chapter story dedicated to the pairing of Shikamaru and Kiba.

So, I pretty much just left the fanfiction realm for quite a while. I was still writing here and there, but not as often as I should have. I am currently engaged in composing and sorting through a rather lengthy anecdote on the entire history of Hyrule from the Legend of Zelda. In this, I plan to include a breif creation history, a compilation of the openings and history of every game to date and my own words intertwined with the original author's work, some well-thought-out back stories for games that lack this plot point, story-line anecdotes of every game thus far and ultimately my own theorized linking of each game to form a timeline between them.

I also plan to re-write my Kiba/Shikamaru fanfiction in my current language use and state-of-mind. So, I'll be working on these stories when I have some down-time during college.

Oh? Did I forget to mention that? Well I could have sworn I- well, whatever. I guess I should blandly describe myself and activities in which I enjoy participating on a regular basis, hm?

coughs

HAI!

Now that that's out of the way... My name is John- I am now a 19-year-old college student enrolled at the State University of New York, College of Technology at Delhi (Also known as SUNY Delhi). I majored in Liberal Arts for a year, but I recently made the decision to switch my major to Veterinary Science. I met the love of m life, Rocco, when I first came to the college. he was an Orientatoin Weekend Leader, I was an incoming Freshman, and he...well, let's say he "oriented" me very well. I'm now happier than I ever have been.

Thank God that's over. Now, on to business... Wait, I finished? Oh wow, very cool. Alright then, I suppose that wraps up this little piece of literary bliss. I hope you all enjoyed reading a little bit about myself, and please look forward to my upcoming fanfictions!

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Phantom Reincarnated by familyguyfreak reviews
Will the story of the Phantom be changed for better or worse when a young woman mistakenly crosses his path? Finally Updated!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,454 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Erik
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
I Know You by Miyiku reviews
Toph and Sokka think about each other in a way they would have never imagine. Very short Tokka fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Desert Storms by Twin Eclipse reviews
An annoying SasukeGaara at request of Haley... I'll get around to writing more of it when I feel like it! Warning: MM Slash SasukeGaara AU OOCness... Solar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Naruto Letters and Instant Messages by Anoke reviews
The Cast from Naruto sending funny letters or instant messaging eachother! New chapter!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Winter Blunderland by Rioichi reviews
After Witch from His Past. Lilly finally decides to tell her feelings to Oliver on a ski trip. How will he take it? CHAPTER 2 IS UP, PPL!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Rebel by familyguyfreak reviews
Just a little poem type piece that i created this afternoon. i decided to post this here so i could get something about my story in here too.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Please Don't Hate Me by Guardian Munny reviews
A poem where Gaara doubts himself. I tell him he is not a monster as he thinks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Gaara
Christmas in Konoha With Him and Her by iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 reviews
Temari's stuck in Konoha for Christmas while her brothers get to stay in Suna! Not fair! Well, hopefully she'll get happier when she goes to Naruto's party. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
ONE ODD SITCH by familyguyfreak reviews
EXTREMELY RANDOM FIC. I GOT THE IDEA FROM MY FRIEND BROCKO18.THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING ON IT's random content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Fifth Time's the charm by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
Naruto does something that might possibly be considered impossibly stupid, again, and Sakura's pissed off.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sakura's Birthday by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Sai wanted to get Sakura something meaningful for her seventeenth birthday, so he got her the most meaningful thing he could think of! [SaiSaku PARODY!] [SHORT oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Sunspots by desolate butterfly reviews
[GaaraKiba] In which Kiba hates the village of Suna, and Akamaru doesn't help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Wanting by p-sama7 reviews
AsuShika. Shikamaru recalls his experience with Asuma and their chess games. Contains yaoi and evidence of sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
20 ways in Which to Annoy Gaara by louiemoto reviews
Why 20? Because I couldn't think of 30. R&R, Damn It.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Portrait of Tenderness by Lolligaggin reviews
AU. [KakaSaku] She confessed her love and adoration, and he told her how he felt. But then again, not everything is all fairytales
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Most Unfortunate Day reviews
Sai's curiosity and wanting to please Sakura has gotten him into another bad situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Better Than a Daydream reviews
Shikamaru's laying in a field alone and enjoying the scenery. Then none other than Naruto comes over to bother him, but eventually arouse him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When Curiosity Abounds reviews
A little SaiSakura oneshot I popped outta nowhere. What happens when Sai gets way too curious about Sakura's stuff?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Asking Too Much reviews
This is a story about Temari taking control of the Sand family and buying a puppy. But how will Gaara react? TOTAL GAARA OOCNESS! BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Between friends reviews
KIBASHIKA romance! high school fic. characters are regular people, not shinobi, and have toned down personalities. Gaara doesn't have a bloodlust, etc. just basically the story of their relationship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N.
Lost Control reviews
a little LeeGaara ficlet! kinna fluff. R&R my first oneshot! yay!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Tribute to Gaara reviews
ok, so this is poem that I wrote to be submitted to some contest thing to be published. I used Gaara as my inspiration. Reviews are very much appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Plotless story 2 reviews
Ok, I do have serious stories, but these ones are products of my boredum. so read, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A very fun yet plotless story! reviews
This is a completely random story with very little plot. It's about Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura. I tried to make it randomly funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete