Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans, Hikaru no Go, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Place of origin: Galifrey
Present location: a Perpendicular dimension
Phrase that summarizes me, courtesy of my friend Virginia: "You're like a teddy bear... with evil thoughts."
If you feel like stalking me elsewhere on the net, my Gaia username is squidspawn, and you can find me on deviant art at:
Summons of the Spirits: (In Progress) NEW!! mild USxUK; England must hurry to his young colony's side, for the spirits are calling and a nation can only resist their will for so long... "I would rather he walk into danger with me than run in headlong with no one." Two of three parts posted at the moment.
Higher than Hope: (ON HIATUS) Kira has decided to quit, giving the death notes away so he can be just plain Light again. Because of this, things have been calm down at investigation head quarters. Ryuzaki and Light are beginning to register that there is a little more than friendship in their relationship with one another. Suddenly, L is kidnapped. The clock is ticking, and if the investigation squad doesn't find L in 24 hours, he's dead. LxLight
Trust and Betrayal: (Completed) Okay, how to explain this story without giving away to much? Hmmm... I'm not entirely sure but I'll take a crack at it. Set after Lightspeed, before Titans Together. A little girl pops in and supresses Jinx and Kid Flash's memories of each other, and Mme. Rouge tells Jinx that Kid Flash killed her team. Her mission is to find his weakness. blah blah blah... Epilogue up now.
Teen Titans Outtakes: (ON HIATUS) What could possibly go wrong in the filming of the series Teen Titans? Well read and find out! Its a random, goofy, off the wall, (mildly innappropriate) Titans bonanza! Episodes up: Lightspeed and Nevermore, Go is now up too.
The Wonderful Wizard of Go: (ON HIATUS) My first Hikaru no Go fic. DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO UPDATE OFTEN AND QUICKLY!! This is lower on the priority list than TT Outtakes and Trust and Betrayal. But I like this story, so it would be worth reading. I'll update as often as I can, but once again, not promising anything.
Strings of Fate: (In progress) You won't find this on fanfiction.net; its a .hack// comic I'm posting on deviantart. It centers on the friendship (and soon something else) of Haseo and Azure Kite. Chapter 2 is now up. Find it at
Lone Iris: (Complete) Random depressing story I came up with on a whim. Basically, Jinx was married to Wally and they had twins, but Jinx then dies of cancer. It's up to her daughter to keep crime down, but things get complicated when the HIVE 5 are unfrozen and go on a stealing spree...
On Moonlit Wings: (Complete) A random fluffy oneshot written on a whim. LxLight.
Ode to a Timelord: (Complete) A Shakespearean sonnet about everybody's favorite Galifrean! It's amusing but a little bit serious.
Ode to the Pepperpot Potentate: (Complete) A goofy little Shakespearean sonnet about everybody's favorite Who villian, the DALEKS!! I love it very much, please read and enjoy!
Possible Future Fics (if I ever get around to writing them -_-)
Forever Yours: Flinx, sequel to Trust and Betrayal. The Puppetmaster has discovered Jinx's continued existence and is plotting to murder her as he did her mother. Jinx, Flash, and their children must seek help from the League; however, how will the ever suspicious members of JLU deal with this unexpected information about their most guiless member?
It Is Well With My Soul: Yu Gi Oh fanfic (YamixYugi) Yami and Yugi are reunited just in time to face a new threat, but not from the powers of darkness. This time, it is Yugi who must defend the Pharaoh from the power of light.
The Pharaoh's Bride: YuGiOh version of the Princess Bride. Serious crack fic. Based mainly on the book rather than the movie.
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Eve: (Possible hinting towards LxLight, not sure yet) An L-centric fic, telling the story of the childhood of the world's greatest three detectives. I really want to write this one, but the plot is very elusive and keeps slipping away. There's some art relating to this little bunny on my deviantart account.
Nothing else really. Have fun perusing the rest of my profile and hopefully some of my stories.
Damn , my legs fell asleep.
Miscellaneous Quotes (that make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside):
"You liked being killed, you bastard. You liked it. You were expecting it. Maybe instead of stabbing you to death I should have informed you I intended to be royally fucked by an Eleven and walked away. That would change world history for sure." -Lelouch vi Britannia; Path of Carnage by realmsoffic
He feels like a docile old dog with a few old tricks. A whole childhood under Clovis' yoke conditioned Lelouch to hold still whenever somebody fetches a sketchbook. It's really unfortunate that Suzaku has chosen this hobby over all possible others, but Lelouch knows there are worse fates such as rape, decapitation and regicide. -Lelouch vi Britannia; The Book of Hours by realmsoffic
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity." -unknown
"May the evil hamsters of doom rain coconuts down on your pitiful city!" -unknown
"You're acting weirdly and holding a knife. Is this the point where I should be running away?" my daddy, to me
"Silence is golden, but ducktape is silver." -random sticker from Hot Topic
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -random awesome t-shirt I own and love
"I love this wrist ring. It's the perfect accessory, of pain!!" -Sam, Danny Phantom episode Claw of the Wild
"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!" -The Doctor, Doctor Who episode "City of Death"
"Would you like a jelly baby?"- the Doctor (Tom Baker)
"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Doctor Who episode "Robot"
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."- the Doctor (Tom Baker), Doctor Who episode "Robot"
"Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness. I find that good!" -Sutekh, Doctor Who episode "Pyramids of Mars"
"Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key is like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again." -the Doctor, Doctor Who episode "Pyramids of Mars"
Angry at Laurence's incredulity when he asks what year it is "If I knew I wouldn't need to ask. Don't be obtuse, man!" -the Doctor, Doctor Who episode "Pyramids of Mars"
The Doctor : To one of the android drones with a finger-mounted gun. "Is that finger loaded?"
Adam Colby : Colby announces that he has found a corpse. Fendelman asks what sort. "A dead one. What other sort is there?" (Doctor Who episode 'Image of Fendahl')
The Doctor (Christopher Eccelston): (looking at a gossip magazine) Oh that will never work out. He's gay and she's an alien.
Random dialogues of DOOM:
Canterville Ghost UK: “I AM A GHOST. A BLOODY GHOST!” he added in, standing up and continuing the rant. “My skin and clothing is all a ghastly pale-blue translucent color! I go through walls and can float! I made BLOOD appear all over the walls and decapitated myself right in front of you at one point, I AM A GHOST DAMMIT.” He continued, storming over to Alfred and glaring up at him (damn his height, damn it to hell).
US:“….. Really? I thought you were just some kind of hobo with super-powers…”
(From the LJ kink meme part 1)
The Doctor : "Never cared much for the word "impregnable". Sounds a bit too much like "unsinkable"."
Harry Sullivan : "What's wrong with "unsinkable"?"
The Doctor : "Nothing. As the iceberg said to the Titanic."
Harry Sullivan : "What?"
The Doctor : "Gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop."
Harry : "Doctor! I thought you were dead."
The Doctor : "Not me" He holds up a piece of metal. "Piece of the synestic locking mechanism from Nerva's rocket - popped it in my pocket."
Harry : "'Fortuitous"
The Doctor : "Foresight. You never know when these bits and pieces will come in handy. Never throw anything away, Harry." He throws it away. "Now, where's my five hundred year diary. I remember jotting some notes on the Sontarans... It's a mistake to clutter one's pockets, Harry."
The Doctor : "Once upon a time there were three sisters, and they lived in the bottom of a treacle well. Their names were Olga, Marsha and Irena... Are you listening, Tillie?... I feel disorientated."
Sarah : "This is the disorientation centre!"
The Doctor : "That makes sense."
The Doctor : "When I left that psionic beam with you, Brigadier, I said that it was only to be used in an emergency!"
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart : "This is an emergency!"
The Doctor : "Oil? An emergency? Ha! It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realised that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense."
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart : On neutral monitoring of superpower missile bases "Naturally enough, the only country that could be trusted with such a role was Great Britain."
The Doctor : "Naturally, I mean, the rest were all foreigners."
The Doctor : "I'll call you Romana."
Romana : "I don't like Romana."
The Doctor : "It's either Romana or Fred."
Romana : "All right, call me Fred."
The Doctor: "All right, come on Romana."
Lord Palmerdale : "Are you in charge here?"
The Doctor : "No, but I'm full of ideas."
Romana : "Shall we take the lift or fly?"
The Doctor : "Let's not be ostentatious."
Romana : "All right... let's fly, then."
The Doctor : "That would look silly... we'll take the lift."
Duggan : "You know what I don't understand?"
Romana : "I expect so."
Duggan : "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs"
Romana : "If you made an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames and an unconscious chef!"
Countess : Speaking of the Doctor. "My dear, I don't think he's as stupid as he seems."
Count : "My dear, nobody could be as stupid as he seems!"
Rose: You're an alien? How come you sound like you're from the North?
Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!