L.Hawk
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 11-29-06, id: 1172536, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 45 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, Firefly, NCIS, Trinity Blood, 1984, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Homestuck, Harry Potter, Venture Brothers, Supernatural, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Okay, so since I have the time I decided to update my profile:

My name is Lisa, I'm a student at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, and as of now, I live with my brothers, sister, parents and dog. I happen to believe in God, but I never try to shove my ideas down anyone else's throat. That's about it. My picture is something I drew one day when I was bored, and I decided it looked kind of cool, so I used it as my deviant art picture, then put it up here as well. I'm Lmhawk on devient art by the way, in case anyone's interested. I put poetry up there sometimes.

I always liked to come up with fanfiction, and my friend, Deer-Shifter, told me about this site. I started working on my first actual written piece and the rest is history. I am terribly bad at keeping up with my writing, and easily distracted, so I apologize if updates seem slow. Also, most of my ideas take the form of a series of oneshots/drabbles.

To anyone who is "following" Born on Serenity: Moments, An Unusual Prisoner, Full House, or any of the other stories I haven't updated in forever, I apologize that they have gotten ignored due to my new-found obsession with Homestuck and BBC Sherlock, but I'm I will get back to them, someday, I promise. The links are a bit outdated, and some might have gone bad, but I'm not going to take them down, because the way I see it, some of them still work, and there's no use depriving people of visual references. I won't put any more up though.

Je m’appelle Lisa, et je suis une élève dans une université au Les Etats Unis. J’ai un frère, une sœur, et un chien. Je crois que Dieu existe. Quelque fois, je mets ma poésie sur deviantart, sous le nom Lmhawk. C’est toute. Je parle anglais, mais je étude Français, et j’écrite en Français aussi et si j’écrie une histoire en Français, je la mettrai ici en Français.

انا اسمي ليسة و ادرس اللغة العربية في جامعة ماساتشوساتس

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Links to things:

The Gibblets:

Dwayne-http://www.humanitiestexas.org/exhibits/list/imagesofvalor/bernaljoe.jpg

Stan-http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/evan-trembley-missing.jpg

Ziva-http://www.cbc.ca/radio2/blog/feature-16.jpg

Tony-http://blog.oregonlive.com/news_impact/2008/12/large_MissingBoy20Scorcio.jpg

Kate-http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/resources/images/242658/?type=display

Tim-http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/BenSmythePA_228x357.jpg

Michelle-http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r146528_515400.jpg

Sarah-http://www.starletsdatabase.com/pictures/troian_avery_bellisario.jpg

Abby-http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mzPwxaDWMck/R1N3XrK0esI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/FeLJ88UxaHc/s1600-R/beginning2Bof2BDec2B013.jpg

Jimmy-http://gtfoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/kobi-vintage-web-2.jpg

Born On Serenity Children:

Lillian-http://www.firstjax.org/files/children/Smiling20little20girl204.png

Jelly Roll- http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8583589/2/istockphoto_8583589-little-boy-missing-two-front-teeth-and-singing-into-microphone.jpg

Little Jane- http://www.tigerlilyportraits.com/USERIMAGES/Stock8275946_by_Spider_Kiss.jpg

Symbol-http://willjam.com/benwalmsley/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35&g2_serialNumber=2

Tabbina-http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/parrypix/parrypix0708/parrypix070800001/1365168.jpg

Silverfur- http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/11/01/beautiful,girl,dark,hair,green,eyes,beauty,eyes,girl-32bcb7c5a7bf1157b4822ad8d0ab30c9_h.jpg

Zen-http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/231292975_519cd40c54.jpg

An Unusual Prisoner:

Iris-http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/29/gl_fashion30_narrowweb_200x376.jpg

Full House:

Mrs.Hope Gibbs-http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Woman_redhead_natural_portrait.jpg

Sheila-http://christymccullough.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83454098169e2011168f101f3970c-800wi

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Walls of The City
AU. In which Dean and Sam's search for their mother's killer snowballs into an ancient prophecy of war by an absentee ruler, involving Sam and Dean, a way around that prophecy, arranged marriage, civil war, and Dean's husband becoming a all-powerful lunatic, then unleashing an ancient evil that can only be defeated with soap. Among other things. As told to their little cousin Garth
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,636 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., Garth F., Impala
The Singer's Auto Scramble reviews
AU-John Winchester knows that angels are just pets, but that doesn't stop him from teaching his three, Sam,Dean and Adam, to be hunters.But he's dead, the Roadhouse has burned down, Bobby Singer's house is full and the boys, and those they gather around them, both angel and human, are caught in the middle of conflicts both supernatural and mundane, and something big is going down.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., Ellen H., Bobby S.
Letters form an OSI base in Finland reviews
Doc is dead. Brock took custody of the boys and a few kids of his own from his womanizing days. Col. Gathers sets him up at an O.S.I base in an undisclosed location while Srgt. Hatred is left to guard the compound, now in the hands of Pete White and Billy Quizzboy. Luckily, the O.S.I has ways of sending letters to secret locations.
Venture Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Brock S., Dean V., H.E.L.P.eR., Hank V.
Ten Steps to Venture Prosperity
It was funny, really, how everything fell into place, but them again, even the Ventures can't have endless bad luck, and since they were all together, it hardly mattered. Except for the new Supervillian. That was annoying.
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Brock S., Nancy Q., Drew Q., Ginnie - Complete
A Student From Foreign Shores reviews
Deseperate for a story about foreign wizarding schools, Daily Profit writer Florence Thompson interviews her own editor. The resulting article is reprinted here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
The Real Life of Francesco De Medici reviews
What was life like for young Francesco, growing up the bastard child of the Pope? A lot crazier than you might expect. Rated for mentions of abuse and mental illness.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Francesco dM.
In The Cradle Of Darkness reviews
"The Darkness cradles them, acting as a temporary shield from Ivan's wrath." Warning: mentions of rape and abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hungary, Latvia - Complete
The Sexual History of The United States Of America
It might have been England that humans have sex for love or lust or money, and nations have sex for treaties. Alfred doesn't quite remember, but after a few hundred years of being his own nation, he knows it to be true.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America - Complete
To Find a Redheaded Paranomal Expert
When a case requires him to catch a suspect that's not human, Pickle Inspector, at the behest of Diamonds Droog, heads to a shady back alley clinic to meet the brilliant young man who supposedly frequents it. If there's a crazy pseudo-doctor and a zombie without a name involved, well that's not Diamond's fault, it it?
Crossover - Hanna is not a Boys Name & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Hanna F., Diamonds Droog - Complete
Malcolm Reynolds and the Mysterious Thumping Noise reviews
Mal thinks there's something wrong with the engine when he begins to hear weird noises coming from the engine room, but it turns out it's not what he thinks it is.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Mal - Complete
An Unusual Prisoner reviews
While cruising through space, Enterprise encounters a smuggling ship with one unusual human and two known fugitives. Takes place before their journey into the expanse.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Archer, T'Pol
NCIS a Family reviews
A series of oneshots about how the team is a family. Hint of Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 20,621 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
What If I'm Not Gay? reviews
Romano and Belarus come together to get drunk and try to forget that the objects of each of their affections is not the right sexuality to appreciate them. They meet two human men, and Romano goes on a drunken rant about the futility of love. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Belarus - Complete
The Forgotten Witness reviews
The day Peter Petigrew faked his own death and framed Sirius Black, a witness was wathing through the scope of a rifle. Of course, things ended badly for said witness and his family, but that's life, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Let's Pretend reviews
If only for this one summer afternoon, they can pretend that things are still the way they used to be, and they're not both heartbroken in their own way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Good Luck To Kiss A Private Eye reviews
Crossover with Problem Sleuth. In which Nervous Broad is followed, Pickle Inspector is rendered speechless, and Diamonds Droog actually takes some advice from Spades Slick.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Diamonds Droog
Jimmy gets Bullied reviews
Jimmy finds himself in a difficult situation. Luckily Tony and Tim come to the rescue.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jimmy P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Coalition Of The Willing reviews
A series of one-shots based on Hetaliasized country interactions in Iraq. Includes my OCs Iraq, Yemen, and Afghanistan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - America
Conrad's Seaside Confession reviews
When Hanna gets a case in a small seaside town, Conrad and Worth get dragged along. Noticing a change in Conrad's behavior, Worth presses him for answers, but doesn't expect the one he gets. A Conworth oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
First Day reviews
Now a series of oneshots where Romano gets hurt and Spain comforts him. Featuring Chibi!Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Last Hetalian Pirate
AU With no other choice,Arthur turns to piracy along the river,targeting those he holds responsible for his financial ruin,SOVIET Corp.They are a powerful company,but they have a lot of enemies, and Arthur's crew soon grows,helped along by such people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,826 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - England/Britain
Full House reviews
A series of drabbles where the whole team ends up living with Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I Don't Get Around Much Anymore reviews
She was happier now that she was married to her brother.True she sometimes missed the nights out on the town,but she would have traded anything to be married to her brother as she was now,even if he didn't quite love her yet." Historical RusBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Belarus - Complete
The Back Table reviews
High School AU featuring The Bad Touch Trio, along with England, Canada, Germany and the Italies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Life of a Servant reviews
General Braginski leaves for war, leaving his son Ivan in charge of his sisters and a house full of servants with different nationalities. This is the story of their lives and relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Austria, Spain
Mais il n'y a rein ici reviews
"Il a rit tristement quand il a mis la bouteille sur le table, a côte de le couteau. Le couteau et le table étaient couverts avec du sang." Deux pays boivent et parle de choses important. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
First Valentine's Day reviews
A bit of HungaryxLatvia fluff, written for Valentine's day. Takes place after Cradle of Darkness, but much fluffier. Hungary goes to Visit Latvia for Valentine's Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hungary, Latvia - Complete
That Night reviews
"They Never mentioned that night again" I wrote this for catskid100's crack pairing challenge before I realized that someone else had already requested this pair. Oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Finland, Belarus - Complete
Antietam reviews
Alfred's thoughts after the Battle Of Antietam. Written for Veteran's day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - America - Complete
Reading Between The Lines reviews
In which Russia and Belarus actually have a normal conversation for once. Features one sided RusBel, one sided RusAm and mentions of past RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Home Sweet Home
AU, Written with crack pairings pulled out of a hat. Elizaveta brings her new girlfriend to meet her brother and his boyfriend and some of their friends for dinner, Rated T for some creepiness/implied underageness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Belgium, Hungary - Complete
Gibblets reviews
Gibbs Tells Mike Franks about the kids he's adopted and "family" he's gathered. NOT JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, M. Franks
A Gap In The Curtains reviews
FrUK Dark Family AU. Peter looks out the window and wishes he could be part of the Oxenstierna family. Inspired by Miscellaneous Rhett's "King Of The Carrot Flowers"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sealand, America - Complete
Stormfront States reviews
Takes place during the episode stormfront, featuring several Hetaliasized states. Just why did the resistance set up the ambush that day?
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - America
Almost Twincest reviews
Exactly as the title implies, a glimpse into the relationship of Hikaru and Kaoru. Written first person for one of their points of view.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Rachel Barnsworth McGee reviews
My name is Rachel Barnsworth McGee and I am married to special agent Timothy McGee. Life on the team as seen through the eyes of someone close.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
A Prole in the Ministy of Love reviews
A man a good deal like Winston comes to the same conclusion, if there is any hope, it lies with the proles. He takes it one step further and seduces a young prole woman. Unfortunately, the thought police catch up with them.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
A Family Gathers reviews
A very fluffy oneshot about a possible future. Because everyone could use a happy ending every now and then.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010
Elevator Confessions reviews
Jenny and Gibbs talk in the elevator. Jenny confesses something important
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I'll Fight reviews
A Tony/Ziva song Fic. Not TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
One Through Twelve reviews
A Series of oneshots based on a series of fan-fiction writing exercises I did. Contains multiple pairings, some Slash. Warning: Some fics contain sexual references.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Born On Serenity: Moments reviews
A sequel to born on serenity: a series of one shots detailing the complicated, mundane, exciting, crazy, life-changing and just plain weird moments that come from growing up on a firefly-class freigter in the Joss Whedon 'verse. Set post BDM
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
Marrying Into The Family reviews
Abby and Eric get married. Anti-Twilight. Anti-judgment day. Supper fluffy.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Abby S., Eric B. - Complete
Tony's Speech
When Director Vance awards Gibbs yet another Meritorious Civilian Award, Tony is stuck once again giving the acceptance speech.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Born On Serenity reviews
Not all the characters are born on serenity, but I thought it sounded good. Post-BDM about the children, biological and otherwise, of the serenity crew. Lists them in Biographical order.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete