Claire Chase
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Poll: While planning my return to FF, I've realized that I need to rewrite some stories to be able to continue them now. However, I'm torn, so I'm coming to you lovely members for your opinion. : Which story should I rewrite first? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-29-06, id: 1172545, Profile Updated: 11-12-10
Author has written 12 stories for House, M.D., Inheritance Cycle, Troy, Four Brothers, Sky High, and Lost.

Yet again, I return from the great beyond that is life, lol. Yes, I - Claire Chase - have returned to FanFiction after a rather long hiatus, finding herself far too attached to her characters to give them up for good. :) I'm looking at rewriting some stories, so you may see an AN coming from me soon in a few stories to alert you if any rewrites are occurring. Just because I don't like my old and (I admit) rather minimalistic style of writing. :)

This is a story written in joint with strayphoenix, with help from her brother, whitexslayer. Here's the link for those who would like to read:

Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Confuse the Cast of Witch


Here's a trailer for Broken. There are three videos, but one trailer. Be sure to check them out! So Close - Broken Trailer

Trailer for Spark. Boomerang - Spark Trailer

Broken - in progress; potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

Good Enough - in progress; potential rewrite in progress. (I refuse to throw the towel in on this one; 11/13/10)

Keep Holding On - in progress; potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

Know Your Stars: Eragon Style - this one will be called complete, for now, seeing as how life has brought my lovely writing partner and I to different states (11/13/10).

Know Your Stars: Eragon: The Dates: Murtagh - this one, too, will be called complete for now (11/13/10).

New Tricks - COMPLETE!

Next Time - This story has been passed off to Sergio Dumbledore. Thank you so much!

One Sweet Day - COMPLETE!

Of Greece and Of Troy - in progress; the rewrite of Troy: An Epic Romance. this one is up for a potential rewrite (11/13/10).

Prologue- in progress; yes, very original title, I know.

Spark - in progress. The trailer does give away a bit, but you'll get over it. We all know all I can write is romances anyway. potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

X is for Xanadu - This story has been passed off to xoxROMANCEADDICTxox. Thank you so much!


Books? I absolutely adore the Twilight series and a whole bunch of others, like Uglies trilogy, His Dark Materials trilogy, Disenchanted Princess, I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You (a.k.a. Gallagher Girls series).

Movie? POTC trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Troy, Eragon, Four Brothers, Enchanted, Sky High, Little Shop of Horrors, The Covenant, Transformers, Terminator Salvation

TV Show? Lost, House M.D., Psych, Monk, Dancing With The Stars, Ugly Betty, MythBusters

Musicals? Wicked! Fiddler on the Roof, Seussical, Beauty & the Beast, Little Mermaid, Phantom of the Opera, Music Man, Little Shop of Horrors

Actor? Ian Somerhalder, Jesse Spencer, Orlando Bloom, Garret Hedlund, Steven Strait (new #1)

Actress? Evangeline Lilly, Emilie de Ravin, Maggie Grace, Kiera Knightley

Houseism: Foreman: What happened to 'everyone lies'?

House: I lied.

LOST: Boone: Have you been using that wacky paste that made me see my sister get eaten?

Fave Quote: Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or shall I find you a box? (or)

Bobby: I don't know if you remember us, but I'm your uncle Bobby, and this here (points at Jack) is Cracker Jack.

Jack: Don't teach them that, man. (or)

Bobby: (after Jack misses the car's tires with a gun) You go girl. (or) You been crying in here, Fairy? (or)

Warren Peace: Did you want me to heat that up for you?

Layla: You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school.

Warren: I was just going to stick it in the microwave.

2 mch txting mkes u 1 bd spllr.

Favorite Characters: Warren Peace from Sky High. Jack Mercer from Four Brothers. Murtagh from Eragon. Caleb Danvers from The Covenant. Boone Carlyle and Claire Littleton from Lost. Dr. Robert Chase from House M.D.. Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean. Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Elphaba from Wicked. Steven Kinney from Disenchanted Princess. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from the Twilight series. (I just can't decide, even if Jacob's a jerk at times).

Random Quotes from Movies, Shows, and Life!

Commercial: (Achilles) Before my time is done, I shall smile upon your corpse. (Some person from a movie) That's nice. You should stitch that on a pillow.

Claire: (@ Eragon premiere) We should use the movie before the restroom starts. Wait, that's not right!

Sun: (turns to her mother) Mom, we should use the movie before the restroom starts!

Sun's Mom: That's...(about to say right) wrong.

Sun: (telling Claire about most recent forensics tournament) So, we were at St. Mary's High School when Tom (not real name) says "OMFG!" and then Katylin (not real name) goes, "Tom, we're in a church!"

Drama Group Member: What accent are you doing for your monologue?

Claire: Australian...

Both: ...again.

Jack: Hey, where's Claire?

Kate: I chopped her up into a million pieces and flushed her down the toilet.

Jack: Nice.

Claire: (comes up and everyone's laughing) What's so funny?

Jack: Kate said she'd chopped you into a million pieces and flushed you down the toilet.

Claire: Oh, real nice Kate.

Kate: I've done that to everyone. Jack, Mr. C, Mr. D, Casey, John, John...

Claire: What about Sun?

Kate: She's the half with the heart. I kinda need her.

Kate: I can't believe my dad got his license back before I got mine.

Claire: Yeah, the day you get your license is the day it gets suspended.

Claire: Okay, our categories are now our crushes, hot actors, hot guys we don't have a crush on, hot older actors, hot book characters and hot animated characters.

Everyone at Party: Edward from Twilight!

Claire: Caleb from Witch! (everyone blinks) Zane from Uglies! (blinks again) You people need to get out more.

Drama Group Member: Oh! Gerard Butler!

Claire: Amen! (high five)

Claire: Knock knock.

Kate: Who's there?

Claire: Interrupting starfish.

Kate: Interrup - (Claire pushes hand in her face) What the heck?!

Claire: Get it? Interrupting starfish!

Claire: A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting there with you saying "Whoo boy that was fun!"

Kate: I like that one.

Claire: You can show up to heaven all in one piece, or show up going "Man, that was one heck of a ride!"

Kate: I like that one too!

Claire: Yeah, you're going to be the first to die AND show up going "Man that was one heck of a ride!"

Kate: Yeah, well at least I'll have fun!

Claire: You can have fun and still arrive in one piece. I'm proof.

Kate: Yeah, THERE'S an example.

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Well, it all started at summer camp... CxC centric, but other character couples as well. Look inside for more details. :
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War and Peace In Mind by Jeune Chat reviews
Warren Peace had a hard road to get where he was, and dealing with the future is bound to be no easier. With friends at his side, can he learn of his shaded past and find a heroic future? T rating for language and violence.
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What Was Missing by treeonfire13 reviews
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LOST: Parodies of the Complete 1st Season, Almost by Zephdae reviews
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Preschool Days by Fall Out Guirl reviews
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Oneshot. ABC it's as easy as 123...
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35 ways to annoy,scare,or generally confuse Phobos by strayphoenix reviews
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I Can Incinerate Cafeteria Tables by A Bit reviews
Oneshot. Warren's musings in the detention room after the fight in the cafeteria. Very short.
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Coming of Darkness by DreamingIce reviews
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Pink Beetles and White Sunglasses by SolitaryFan reviews
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Savin' Me reviews
Never in a million years did I image this me, of all people.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Spark reviews
Evangeline was never the most extraverted person. Considering that, she and Warren should make good Mad Science partners, right? WarrenxEvangeline
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Warren P.
Good Enough reviews
Kate’s not your ordinary girl in any way. Well, the Mercers were never ordinary either.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Keep Holding On reviews
[at least a year before movie. AU later on] Jack comes back to visit Evelyn, and this visit could ultimately change the course of his life. [‘Cause you know we’ll make it through.]
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Need To Fix Mommy's BooBoos reviews
Post-Island. One Shot. Just a little fic of a young Aaron.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Claire, Charlie - Complete
Broken reviews
A new school year, a new student, a new villain. Just another ordinary day for the students of Sky High. FORMERLY KNOWN AS MISSING
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Of Greece and Of Troy reviews
All she’d seen was the inside of those walls. Now, things will change drastically because of her simple request. [Potentially AU, with real characters not of the movie]
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
One Sweet Day reviews
When things in the world finally seem to be going right, they turn horribly wrong and will affect House’s team immensely. Sequel to New Tricks. Slight language, but in proper House context. COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Prologue reviews
An introduction to my currently untitled series of stories.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007
Know Your Stars: Eragon: Dates: Murtagh reviews
Companion to Know Your Stars: Eragon Style. Formerly titled Claire & Jack. What will happen when Murtagh & Claire go on more dates? What will plague them? Will more than likely come into play with the original story. Might later include Arya & Jack.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007
Know Your Stars: Eragon Style reviews
Title says it all! Written by Cornelia Claire Chase & Peterthy
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
New Tricks reviews
When a man comes in and obvious diagnoses are wrong, will House, his team, and his newly hired team member lose someone’s life because it’s not as obvious as it appears? Rated T for safety. All medically correct! COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete