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Joined 11-29-06, id: 1172794, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Shadow of the Colossus, Ico, Firefly, and Mass Effect.

The name is Ed (and yes, I am a girl) and I am of a number of years old. I usually don't write a lot of fan fiction seeing as I usually don't have the time for it, but if I find something that I become completely obsessed with then there is a good chance I will start writing something. The fact that I finished my Shadow of the Colossus story blew my mind, and was rather exciting, so I hope to post more things on here in the future.

Finished Fan Fiction:

The Very Secret Diary of Wanderer, Shadow of the Colossus

The Very Secret Diary of Ico, ICO

The Very Secret Diary of Yorda, ICO

The Very Secret Diary of Jayne, Firefly

Space Fish, Mass Effect

One Last Time, Mass Effect

Unwelcome Guests, Mass Effect - a spiritual prequel to One Last Time

Works in Progress and Other Matters of Import:

There use to be a whole bunch of stuff written here, a whole bunch of stuff that never got finished or started. I still have The Very Secret Diary of Mal on my hard drive, and may one day finish it, but don't count on it. As for the other characters... The chance of them getting written is pretty much set at zero.

As of right now, I have some Mass Effect stuff floating around my head, and the probability of that getting posted is pretty high. Otherwise I'm working on some original stuff, and that will never see the light of day here. So if you are ever interested in that, and if I ever decide to post any of it, please head over and follow me on deviantart. Stuff actually happens on there sometimes...

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Before the Storm by sheepishwolfy reviews
Between the events of ME2 and ME3. Kaidan is assigned to escort the Normandy back to Earth after the events of Arrival. M for some language and eventually some adult situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
And that is why lasers are terrible by ceredonia reviews
Church and Tucker have to deal with a ... Caboose problem. Written for Trope Bingo 2013; Kidfic; Language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Ship Happens Ep1 by CabooseLooseAboutThisHouse reviews
The kind of things I imagine happening on board the Mother Of Invention between rvb episodes. Ship Happens is set somewhere in series ten and is chronologically ordered. While on one of his usual midnight strolls, Agent York comes accross a rather interesting assortment of the Directors personal possessions.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - York, Carolina - Complete
Piano Lessons by Violent-Medic reviews
Caboose tries to teach Church how to play the piano. It doesn't work very well.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose - Complete
Surrogate Fatherhood by thescientistwrangler reviews
Hoffman knew all too well, that whenever Bernie was smiling that way...she was either reminiscing or contemplating something that was very likely to irritate him to no end. (Companion piece to 'Surrogate Motherhood')
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - V. Hoffman, Bernadette M./Bernie - Complete
Surrogate Motherhood by thescientistwrangler reviews
Bernadette Mataki wasn't entirely sure when it had occurred, but at some point those hardened soldiers in Delta Squad had become the closest thing to kids for her. (Part 1 of Family Chemistry)
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Marcus F., D. Baird, V. Hoffman, Bernadette M./Bernie - Complete
On the Road by ShirouHokuto reviews
Red vs. Blue: It's a long trip from Valhalla to Freelancer HQ, and sharing a vehicle with these jokers isn't making it any shorter. T for language and general jerkness.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Wash, D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Supernova by The Scion of House Amell reviews
Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
Kaidan Alenko by Ovo reviews
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Moment by AuralayKristine reviews
In a rare moment of quiet, Nick reflects on Ellis. Warning: Character Death
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Fool's Gamble by AuralayKristine reviews
Nick isn't as immune to this whole 'love' thing as he thought. Preslash, Nick/Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Noodling by AuralayKristine reviews
Nick and Ellis share a moment of comfort on Virgil's boat. Could be slash, doesn't have to be.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Yellow Pulse by AlienZombies reviews
There is no time to stop here. Ellis hangs on for the ride. NICKXELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Not another Lord of the Rings parody by Sakura Sama 101 reviews
this is a parody that me and my friend wrote over the weekend. we did all 3 movies and some parts of the books where the movie doesn't go into great detail. there is loads of OOC ness and yah more is said inside
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Unsound Advice by mjimeyg reviews
Why would River Tam be interested in Jayne Cobb. Why wouldn't Jayne Cobb be interested in River Tam? What advice would the crew give Jayne?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Shadow of the Colossus: The REAL Story by gamegirl244 reviews
What REALLY happened between the Wanderer, Dormin, Agro, Mono, and the Colossi in the Forbidden Land...-EDIT: STORY COMPLEDED-
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Vanishing Point by Aurora18021 reviews
When Mal receives word of a job on Greenleaf it seems too good to be true—and it is. Suddenly, everything spins out of control when River and Simon are captured and sent back to Osiris. How will the crew of Serenity rescue them? And at what cost?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - River, Jayne
Pretty Pretty by Ms Kitten reviews
Sometimes an accident can be the best thing that can happen. What if Kaylee wasn't joking at the end of Jaynestown. SimonKaylee
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,132 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Hard to Miss followed by the Roses series by JayneDancing reviews
River would like some attention, Jayne hasn't got a clue. Prerayne If it all works out ok, but no guarantees. Getting angstier as it goes along. Reviews are loved and cherished. This story has stalled horribly, my apologies.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - River, Jayne
Safer by elaine451 reviews
An alternate Safe, with Jayne getting snatched along with as River and Simon
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
She Always did Love to Dance by nubesdelchocolate reviews
Rayne, WARNING: River dies. This story is the angsty aftermath. Complete
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tingles by icebreather reviews
Rayne fluff. Horseback riding. Also written in '06.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
A Christmas Bet by Lady Aquinas reviews
Just a little piece of Rayne Christmas fluff.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Colours of Vengeance by DruidLass reviews
Rayne drabble mixed with mild bloodshed. River takes her vengeance against those who wronged her
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Young by TheShoelessOne reviews
Jayne's beginning to regret that he saved River's life. Rayne, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by mjimeyg reviews
River and Jayne get married of course a shotgun would be involved.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Vice and Virtue by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,276 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Robin and Marian by TheShoelessOne reviews
River and Jayne play a game. Including Wash as an unwilling Little John. Rayne, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Ode to a Butterfly by TheShoelessOne reviews
Mal didn't know Kaylee had a sister. What a wedding can do to a crew like this one. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Hearts Missing You by ArtemisPrime reviews
Mal has an interesting way of remembering dates. Jayne notices and discusses this. Not slash.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Jayne, Book
Serenity: Consuming Vengeance by Batguy reviews
A year after Serenity, the crew find themselves torn asunder by VENGEANCE. Mal wants vengeance on the new Operative who's killing off Browncoats. Zoe blames certain Alliance members for Wash's death. And the Alliance seek payback on Mal!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Mal, Zoe W.
Hansel, Gretel, and Other Nonsense by Counter Spark reviews
Some things are purely nonsensical. A tough as nails mercenary secretly falling in love with a crazy girl? A very good example. A Rayne oneshot...all fluffy and good.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Girl's Name by Twirl reviews
Jayne ain't a girl. Unfortunatly, some are a little slow to learn that... Drabble about the first time some poor soul called him a girl.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Jayne - Complete
The Wake Up by Twirl reviews
How Jayne learned of the presence of Jubal Early... Slight almost unnoticable language warning, I guess.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Jayne, Mal - Complete
A Bunk of One's Own by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Preseries: Jayne Cobb, wildcard mercenary, meets two reasons why he wouldn't mind sharing a bunk.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Stargazing by MorgansGurl reviews
Fun little Jaylee fic. What happens when you see a shooting star?
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Twice by Gersemi reviews
So when exactly did you see my sister naked, Mal?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Mal, River
Apples by TheShoelessOne reviews
First in SENSE series. Jayne smells. River decides to point it out. Oneshot, Rayneish
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Abandoned by Aurora18021 reviews
When a deal goes wrong, the Serenity crew scrambles off a warring moon, but in their haste, River and Jayne are left behind. What will the mismatched pair do? completed
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Fading Grace by Aurora18021 reviews
River contemplates her memories and her place in the world... [one shot thing that popped into my brain]preRayne
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - River - Complete
The Joy of Pudding by patientalien reviews
Anakin drags ObiWan to the Temple Cafeteria for a latenight snack. Slash, sort of.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Creature of Extraordinary Grace by RomanceGuru reviews
River is torn between two loves, ultimately, who will win her heart? Complete. Maliver and Rayne.:D R&R
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,215 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - River, Mal - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tough Redemption by Wordgawk reviews
Wander has a wish that carries him through the toughest of times. A retelling of the ending.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Bedtime Story by Lady Cleo reviews
A Future Fic. Jayne’s version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Jayne - Complete
What Dreams May Come by lafemmewookita reviews
After the Star Forge, LS Revan deals with her past and moves to confront the future with or without Carth. Set between kotor (knights of the old republic) I and II. WIP, feedback appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,815 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Knights of the Old Republic: Tabula Rasa by WysdomsGirl reviews
KotOR LSF Revan deals with grief and betrayal following a terrible revelation about her past. Enter Carth Onassi. Rated PG13 for strong language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
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Unwelcome Guests
Shepard finds companionship after one of her most devastating missions. Set during ME2, could be considered a prequel to 'One Last Time'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
One Last Time reviews
Shepard looks back on the choices she has made that brought her up to this point.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Space Fish reviews
Sometimes the gifts that make the most impact are those you thought you didn't want in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Mal reviews
What our dear captain tightpants was thinking during his time in the war, and then while he was captain of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Mal
The Very Secret Diary of Jayne reviews
The very secret diary that Jayne kept during his time on Serenity. How he sees the events of the show and the movie play out in his twisted mind. Takes from the show and the movie, so there are spoilers!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Jayne - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Yorda reviews
What little miss Yorda was actually saying and thinking when Ico was trying to save her. Warning there are game spoilers. NOTE: This is a sequel to The Very Secret Dairy of Ico, so please read that one first.
Ico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Ico reviews
The very secret diary of Ico, and how he ended up getting free from the castle. Warning this puppy contains spoilers, so if you haven't played the game and you want to don't read this.
Ico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Wanderer reviews
Wanderer's very secret diary of the events that happened to him during Shadow of the Colossus. It is some very needed humor in a very tragic story. Warning Contains spoilers.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete