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Author has written 91 stories for Hush, Hush, Twilight, Forever Knight, Supernatural, Stargate: SG-1, Egyptian Mythology, Harry Potter, Fifty Shades Trilogy, Parodies and Spoofs, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Books, Repo! The Genetic Opera, X-overs, Stargate: Atlantis, Greek Mythology, Big Wolf on Campus, Host, Angel, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Point Pleasant, Welcome to Night Vale, Gabriel's Inferno series, Talent series, and Jekyll & Hyde.

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I'm a 30-something single gal, born and raised in New Jersey (though you might not know it, as my vocabulary has been influenced by Canadian spelling and British slang).

I currently live with my (semi-)retired mother, and we're both owned by three housecats--Oreo, Mystic and Lord James Grey. My cat Moonstone, who was my special girl, died as of October 2014. We also had three more which passed away a few years back--Casper, Angel, and Moonstone's daddy Stormy. (James, Moonstone, Casper and Stormy were all rescued by me. My godmother, a professional animal rescuer, recovered Mystic, Oreo and Angel, then gave them to myself and Mum.)

Being of Italian-American stock, I of course love to cook delicious food that involves all the senses... as well as eating what my mother cooks for me. Mum makes a mean Beef Paprika dish!

I've been posting my fanfic online since 2001, and have been writing original pieces for even longer. I consider fanfic to be a writing exercise, showing a bit of what I can do and keeping my wordsmithing sharp. So, even if I don't respond right away to your reviews, know that I appreciate your honesty and your opinions help me to perfect my craft.

I'm currently working on assembling all my poetry into an ebook for Amazon Kindle Direct, and am courting publishers for the original novel I co-wrote (while also writing several others on my own).

All my completed fanfic is now posted here on FF-net. Over 30 different fanfics are in various stages of the writing process, and will show up in whatever order I complete them, as personal time allows.


Mending Sunrise:

A one-shot, post-Eclipse AU series
(Stephenie Meyer broke the dawn, so I'm mending it one fix at a time.)

1. Damned

2. Blessed (prequel to Damned)

3. Convicted (sequel to Damned)

4. Scorched (sequel to Convicted)

This series is currently in progress. One more fix is on the way!


You can also find me on the AO3, which I update much more often, also as MelissaTreglia.

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Looney Tunes: Behind The Scenes! by musicfashionlover reviews
Behind the scenes and bloopers of everyones favorite show Looney Tunes! Yea not the best summary the story's better though! R&R!
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/14/2014
Receiver of Many by Kata Chthonia reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone... "Who are you?" "This is your dream, remember? Tell me who I am..." he said, absently coiling a tendril of her long hair around a finger. She narrowed her eyes at him. "If this is my dream, oneiroi, then answer my question. Who are you?" The voice of a natural ruler, he thought. He leaned down and whispered in her ear. "I am your lord husband."
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
The Servant-Princess by Age of Edward Contest reviews
Prince Edward had only one thing in life he wanted, which always seemed impossible, until now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/3 - Edward
When Worlds Collide by Age of Edward Contest reviews
When two very different persons meet, it is as if laws of gravity are increased tenfold. When east meets west, worlds are bound to collide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/3
Wanted by Age of Edward Contest reviews
When outlaw Edward Cullen is wounded in a gunfight, he never expected to wake up with a double barrel shotgun nestled under his chin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/30/2015
Fresley Ficlets by xfirefly9x reviews
Fred/Wesley. A collection of short fics based on the relationship between Fred and Wesley.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Fred B., Wesley W.P.
Ibadat by Age of Edward Contest reviews
An exotic courtesan in a sensual land. A Jesuit missionary questioning his path. Separate worlds, bound by a common desire. Can they find salvation in just one night together? Spirituality, faith and devotion in Mughal India.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2015
Mating Deviation by Age of Edward Contest reviews
The year is 2300 and Earth no longer exists. Famine and poverty are non-existent, disease is at an all-time low and emotions have no impact. Society is perfect, but is there such a thing as too perfect? After discovering a diary hidden in her ceiling, Bella learns that there's more to this foolproof world than meets the eye.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Edward
The Itch by Age of Edward Contest reviews
Poor Bloody Infantryman Eddie Masen has an itch that can only be soothed by Base Hospital Nurse Isobel Swan. Canadianward and Scottishella, Flanders, 1915.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,348 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Edward
Flames We Never Lit by robot iconography reviews
Peggy Carter is frozen in 1946 and awakened by SHIELD in 2012.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,657 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
The Benefits of Global Warming by Sumiregusa reviews
Those that had once been the most powerful beings in existence were now all but ignored. Hephaestus forged until the beautiful treasures piled up worthlessly, Hermes carried messages between the Gods despite how predictable they had all become, and every year Persephone would move between her mother and her husband like a never ending pendulum.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Witness by lucidscreamer
Lois Lane witnesses a happy moment in the lives of Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Drabble.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Our Solemn Hour by Sammysmissingshoe reviews
Swan Song AU. Dean says yes, and jumps into the Cage with Sam. Getting themselves out of Hell was the simplest part. Now there's a knight of Hell and a crossroads demon gunning for the throne, an angel who can't ever do anything right, a demonic Winchester trying to enjoy his new life, and the other brother, he just wants his family back. Could these trials be the key?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,443 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
How Hush, Hush Should Have Ended (A Spitefic) by nanayoung reviews
Based on the sporks of the book written by ZeldaQueen. The villains turn out to be less villainous then they seem, as well as capable of long term planning. Patch and Nora find this out the hard way. Rated M for cursing and mild sexual content. Slash.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Dabria, Elliot, Jules/Chauncey - Complete
Blonde Ambition (Twilight25, Round 9) by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! As inspired by 25 single-word prompts, these are 25 assorted drabbles, flashes, and possible one-shots centered on Rosalie Hale. Most of the entries will be tame, but I'm rating it M just in case. This character-focused 9th Round of the Twilight Twenty-Five is my first time out, and I'm hoping you'll join me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Rosalie - Complete
Right Before My Eyes by Vaneria Potter reviews
No, I haven't joined the dark side, I'm just writing how I think it should have ended. Years after the events of the Trilogy, Ana comes to some startling realisations.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Anastasia S. - Complete
50 Shades of Broken Dreams by linwe viper emily nolatari reviews
Just wrote this on a lark, just from what I've read based on reviews, so that is all there is to it. It deals with a less than ideal side to Christian Grey, where his anger does the talking.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Anastasia S. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by VampireApple reviews
Persephone loves ruling the Underworld
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Love Set You Going by robot iconography reviews
After Steve's plane goes down, Peggy discovers that she's pregnant.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [P. Carter, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Remarks Upon Departure by MargaretHobbs reviews
Do I ever question your devotion? Certainly not. Do I ever question the power of something as small as a seed? Every day. [ONE SHOT]
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Do you understand? by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: I'm not a FSoG fan. One-shot. Takes place after Fifty Shades Freed.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Rain Must Fall by drotuno reviews
It's always been said that Mother Nature finds a way to assert her power. This time, she unleashed something that walls and fences couldn't contain. Separated by an entire country, Edward and Bella must fight to stay alive in a world determined to destroy them, a world Edward must cross to get to his family, and a world where the dead don't always stay dead. Rated M AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,084 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
The Cure by NoseyHeiffer reviews
Natalie finally finds a cure for Nick's vampirism. Rated Teen for inuendo and adult situations. Please review.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
NOVA by cupcakeriot reviews
The early 27th century - a young omnilinguist gypsy girl who creates visions with her li'lute, an alien bio-weapon struggling with his control, the Federation starship Nova, and how their lives intertwine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 165,448 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here Alone Together by TheFoxinator reviews
After the battle against Wolfram and Hart, Spike and Angel find themselves alone, but not alone enough. Post-NFA.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Angel, Spike - Complete
A Tragedy by princessackles reviews
They gave me a hero, and so I wrote them a tragedy. Oneshot.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Spike - Complete
Nothing Beside Remains by Alkeni reviews
As the ruins of Vahla ha'nesh stretch around him, Wesley remembers a poem by Percy Shelly, and realizes a fitting punishment for the thing that killed Fred: Continued existence.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Wesley W.P., Illyria - Complete
No Happy Endings by Alkeni reviews
Lying there in Illyria's arms, dying in Vail's Manor...Wesley realizes just how illusory the happy ending is. For all who take a stand against the darkness, there are no happy endings. Angst, Character Death
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Wesley W.P. - Complete
Dreamcatcher by TwiliteAddict reviews
Bella is a dedicated graduate student at the University of Alaska, loved by her father, and in control of her life ... her lonely life. When a mysterious, sexy yet cocky, stranger repeatedly stalks her dreams, will she find it's possible to make your dreams a reality? Or will reality become the dream? Judge's Pick in the Countdown to Halloween 2014 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Ending by P.H. Wise reviews
Spoilers for Angel season 5. The final moments before Illyria's awakening: an ending and a beginning.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
Six Seeds Of Underworld by Clytaimestra reviews
After a night together, Hades and Kore find themselves united for eternity. Rated M / Translation of "Six pépins d'Enfer"
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Dear Wesley by kikitheslayer reviews
A letter to Wesley from Lilah, written a short time before her death. (Weslah)
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Wesley W.P., Lilah M.] - Complete
You Can Trust Me, I Will Listen by Gracie Holmes reviews
Naomi worked for years to protect Heaven and sacrificed much to do so, it was cruel fate that everything she'd worked so hard for fell apart as she died. Missing scene from 'Sacrifice' (8.23). Character study on the end of Naomi, Angel of the Lord. Character death.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Naomi, Metatron - Complete
To Hell for Love by Sitalia reviews
What happens when the Hellhounds come for Dean, but someone gets what he's supposed to? Can things be normal or will the brother's figure out how to bring back the only woman they've ever had in their lives?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bella - Complete
His Angel by KatLeePT reviews
They call him Angel, but he doesn't deserve it. Male/female romance.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
Dear Sammy by Azrael DiAngelo reviews
When he was about 10 years old, Dean wrote his first suicide note.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Metatron - Complete
So Much For Good Company by Kris-Amethyst reviews
"It couldn't be? Could it? Oh, of course it was! Karma despised him so, of course it would have him run into freakin' Bugs Bunny's borrow. " Daffy has just returned to his home forest and a storm has started. As if things couldn't get worse he ends up in the home of his old rival. What confessions will be made on this stormy night? Bugs and Daffy friendship.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck - Complete
Hyde and Hare Remake by MovieVillain reviews
A remake of 'Hyde and Hare'. This time, Bugs is brave.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Bugs Bunny - Complete
Transition by Devoregirl reviews
What went on with Dean when he lay on the bed. Tag to 9x23
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Metatron - Complete
Obsession by ChibiLovett reviews
A woman deeply in love to the point of madness. A man obsessed with causing pain and suffering. The man is the object of her affections, and she'll do anything to prove the strength of her love and earn his in return, no matter what the cost. (Sort of Sweenett. Semi-graphic violence and non-graphic sexual content.)
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Eleanor L., Tobias R., Sweeney T. - Complete
Goodbye Green Eyes by TheUniversalParklife
Castiel returns to the bunker after Dean's supposed death, but what he finds there, isn't what he expects.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Metatron - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Father's Day Angst by MandraKara
How does Connor choose to spend Fathers Day? Visiting the last person that anyone would expect - his father. [Complete]
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Holtz, Connor - Complete
Trapped by Sammysmissingshoe reviews
Short, dark, little poem about... something in Supernatural. Don't want to give it away.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Forgotten Souls by Ajm3665 reviews
An AU where Angel decides to save Fred in the Deeper Well instead of allowing Illyria to take control of her body, but not everything goes as planned and there are dangerous consequences. This is my first story so please read and review! I own no characters or any plot except my story.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
To be Bella by Welisarne reviews
My life has always been hard but now it just got a hell of a lot harder.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Bobby S., Bella] - Complete
House of the Horde by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost, But Not Alone by OpheliacAngel reviews
Angel forces Harmony to take Illyria out of Wolfram and Hart for a night in order to show her around the city, or at least give him some much needed stress relief. Illyria is not pleased with this turn of events, especially when Harmony declares that they're going to some treacherous place titled "the mall." Written for Rebcake as a pinch hit for Rare Women Fanfic Exchange.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Angel, Harmony, Illyria - Complete
How It All Began by MiscellaneousSoup reviews
The origin of Wile E. Coyote! Not what you would think...
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Wile E. Coyote - Complete
If We Could Take the Time by Cuinawen reviews
Bella winds up in LA after running scared for two years. After literally bumping into a blond vampire, she finally finds her true place in the world. One Shot Rated for language.
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Bella, Spike] Angel, Lorne - Complete
Mom Does it Again by Sammysmissingshoe reviews
My mum made another very short story. Again, very accurate. (Remember, she still knows nothing about the show.)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Complete
Dust to Dust by Apollymi
Tracy Vetter was not a happy woman. Spirit... Ghost... Whatever the hell she was. (Semi-AU from "Ashes to Ashes", eventually shipping, series of shorts, occasionally cowritten with Katsuko)
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Reaction by Sammysmissingshoe reviews
What happens when the boys find our fanfiction website?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Superhero In The Stacks by lellabeth reviews
'He's beautiful, but he doesn't notice me. Nobody does.' Bella's insecurities have forced her to hide away from the world, but her Library Boy changes everything..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project: Noah's Ark by HigherMagic reviews
For the Wincestiel BigBang Challenge: Castiel is the newest agent sent by E.D.E.N. to hunt down the two rogue hybrids, Sam and Dean Winchester. But there may be more to their story than what a manilla folder will tell him, if he stops shooting at them long enough to listen.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Life for Life by halfblxod reviews
Postwar Era: Ear for ear. That was what Fred had said. What about life for life? George wants revenge, but what does Fred tell him. Life is too short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Supercliche: Manhood of Steel by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard to Love by drotuno reviews
I didn't know how to ask him if I was going to lose the one person that had loved me unconditionally my entire life. Bella Swan had been in every moment of my life since I was seven years old. Eighteen years. She was there for it all, and it wasn't supposed to end like this. AH/Canon couples. EPOV Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bear Valley Ranch by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
The sequel to The Mail Order Bride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward, Lauren, Tyler - Complete
Running for Love by Sarge's Girls reviews
Bella is the daughter of the vice president of the United States. Edward is a new member of her Secret Service detail. Will they be able to fight their attraction, or will her eighteenth birthday mean a green light? AH/Rated M for adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dean and Sam, Vampire Hunting by walking-in-the-wind reviews
After Dean talks to Sam about Hell. They find out about more vampires. Bobby calls and says he has information on a bunch of vamps in Forks, Washington. These vampires have had lots of fights Let's just say that Sam and Dean have a huge hunting trip on their hands. *Sorry for any wrong info! NOTE: I hate Twilight. So you may NOT like this story!* Please no mean reviews, thanks! :)
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Mail Order Bride by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
It's the late 1800s in the wild west. A lonely man seeks companionship; a woman restricted by convention seeks a future. Add those together and what do you get?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,998 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Shades of Pain by deathnoteuser07 reviews
Trapped between a rock and a hard place, Christian must choose between life and death. If he chooses the former, he'll destroy his relationship with Ana, but if he chooses the latter, he'll die for sure. Christian must summon all of his courage, and make the hardest choice of his life.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2013
Summerboy by Little Miss Mionie reviews
Every summer vacation, Edward was Bella's annual secret escape. At school, Bella can't hide from the whispers that she deserved what happened during "the incident". Her summery and wintry worlds collide. AH, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alice, Bella, Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Twilight in the Dariaverse by Shiva-J reviews
Daria and Jane listen in on the Fashion Club talking about their favorite new book, Twilight.
Crossover - Daria & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Daria M., Quinn M. - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by katiecav reviews
Four women are trapped by their choices and their situations. When all hope seems lost will they find salvation or will they be burnt by the flames of their own personal hells? My expansion of my FADV piece.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Alice, Bella, Esme, Rosalie - Complete
She's Everything by maxipoo1024 reviews
Bella has spent her whole life thinking something was wrong with her, that there was a glitch in her brain. A chance encounter with the Winchesters confirms her suspicions. With a hole in her heart and an apocalypse on the horizon, can a certain Winchester brother save the world, the girl, and heal his own heart in the process? Takes place beginning of New Moon
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,815 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Standard Procedure by DasMervin reviews
It was all just standard procedure now. A 2014 Dean/Cas fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rain by Anamin reviews
A story borne of wondering if Nick can go out in the daylight if it's raining. A short vignette.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Encounter by O2Shea reviews
New Moon. An encounter not covered in canon, but one that could have happened... maybe. I don't own either "Twilight" or "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer." They are both replete with wonderful characters though. (Thank you, Stephenie Meyer and Joss Whedon.) Playing with them is irresistible.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Edward - Complete
Timing is Everything by Pikapuff728 reviews
What if Bella arrived in Forks during the summer before Senior year instead of the middle of Junior year? What if Bella had spent the summer with Jake before starting school? How do small changes affect Bella's 'Natural Path?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,130 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Spike the Lame Vampire Slayer by Sphene Angel reviews
Every few centuries, there is a bad-ass vampire...he alone will stand against the wimps, the emos and the lame princesses who give vampires a bad name. He is Spike. In this story Spike makes a stand against the king of the lame vampires, Edward Cullen. ***WARNING*** NOT FOR TWILIGHT DISCIPLES
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Spike, Edward
Papa Wolf by Paul P.S. Sullivan reviews
Nearly a year after the infamous Cullen-Black wedding, Charlie gets a visit from Bella and Edward. A companion piece to das mervin's "The Wedding Crashers".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Charlie S. - Complete
Vampire vs Fairy by nissaravena reviews
This is just a story (my first actually). It's another BtVs and Twilight crossover, hope you like. I'm just gonna say that Buffy and Spike land in an alternate universe where the Slayer is some kind of myth and vampires shine in the sun rather than burn. I do not own anything, maybe just a part of the storyline. All characters belong to Whedon and that other person who wrote T.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
you bring the ice by Winterfell.Cullen reviews
Bella Swann, heiress to old family of the Swanns of the Stormlands, is to marry Jacob Stark, heir of Winterfell. But things do not always happen the way they're supposed to. Snow falls, a girl dreams, and the wolves howl.
Crossover - Twilight & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bella - Complete
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
A series of moments that could have ended in Fresley goodness had only one thing been different. AU obviously. Four to start but I may get inspired to write more as I re-watch the series. Rated M for later chapters. Disclaimer: Joss's amazing world... I'm just playing with it.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Wesley W.P., Fred B.
Bad Company by maxipoo1024 reviews
Bella's worked hard, busting her butt at the Police Academy and rising the ranks to become a detective at the young age of twenty six. Her new boss, Sheriff Mills, insists she take a month leave before taking on the heavy case load of unsolved crimes at the Sioux Falls Police Department. During her visit to Forks, Bella discovers she's not the only one with secrets.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Say Please by lexkixass reviews
A phone call puts Harry Dresden on the trail of one Christian Grey, suspected White Court vampire. (A/N: Reading Fifty Shades not needed to enjoy this fic!)
Crossover - Dresden Files & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - H. Dresden, Christian G. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Nicolas de Brabant: aged 769 by spliffs reviews
I wrote this a long, long time ago. Found it recently while cleaning out some old floppy diskettes... does anyone even know what those are?
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Salvatore by Harlequin Gaga reviews
Luigi wasn't always the man he is today, and there was a time when his father didn't hate him. Tonight, he wants to be the good guy again. He wants to be the hero, because he wants to save her. Prequel to Showtime. Good bit of Mag/Luigi, a dab of headcanons, naughty language, and plenty of Luigi angst.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Rotti, Blind Mag, Pavi, Luigi - Complete
Truths Uttered Before Their Times by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The best things in life come in threes: like friends, dreams and memories. Fixit-fic; Fred/Gunn/Wes.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Wesley W.P., Charles G., Fred B. - Complete
Fate Interrupted by drotuno reviews
What if Edward never returned to Carlisle after his "rebellious" phase? What if he and Bella were always meant to be? How do you pledge yourself to your mate if your life isn't yours to begin with? AU ExB Vampires...Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,825 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Mates by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Okay by u2shay reviews
Leah's world has fallen apart in every way imaginable. Can she find the courage to pick up the pieces and continue on? Rated T for language & mature themes. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Leah - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 9,258 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Jacob and Bella Drabbles by audreyii-fic reviews
A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SW's Horrible, Terrible, No Good Very Bad Day by SupernaturallyEgocentric reviews
SAM WINCHESTER'S HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY is the whole title. Not enough room on the title line. This week's E/O Challenge and the word is "soap". Weechester. Someone is using very bad language and there's going to be heck to pay!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Coming Home Prequel: Edward by drotuno reviews
This is the prequel in Edward's POV to Coming Home, a new story co-written & posted under Sarge's Girls. School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Home Prequel: Bella by JenRar reviews
This is the prequel in Bella's POV to Coming Home, a new story co-written & posted under Sarge's Girls. School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. This prequel is only rated T, but the new story is definitely an M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Dream Walking by LunarFlare14 reviews
Sometimes when Erik dreams, he could feel Charles' presence. Erik/Charles FirstClass!verse. This fic is so old. Figured might as well post it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
Unnatural Selection by restive nature reviews
On a mandatory W&H recruiting tour, Lindsay never expected to find the gem that he did.
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lindsey M., Bella - Complete
Addiction by drotuno reviews
Sometimes our problems swallow us whole, drowning us in darkness. Can one girl cling to the one good thing that at one time made things better? Can she fight for herself and for him? AH Canon couples. Dark themes. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,405 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Wounds by DasMervin reviews
Dean and Cas are stuck in Purgatory with nowhere to run from each other. So now there's finally time to talk. Done for an SPN S7 finale comment meme on LiveJournal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Two of a Kind by Nilla79 reviews
Bella, 23, and Edward, 25, meet at a social event. As far as appearances go, they couldn't be more different, but they are instantly drawn to each other. Could they really be soul mates? And will the people around them accept their relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,679 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Looney Afternoon by jyvonne13 reviews
Bugs, Sylvester, Daffy, and Foghorn are over at Wile E Coyote's house for lunch. Wile's E's cooking the food and the other's hear some strange noises going on inside. And Foghorn is missing! Is it really what it looks like, or just their imaginations?
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Who We Used To Be by sweetprincipale reviews
A short Spuffy, just a small scene from a life that should have been given a second chance. Set after Angel S. five, acting as if no comic series or novels occurred. Consider this an alternate universe, it'll be easier. Will be M. Please read and review! Sunnydale Memorial Awards Nominee, Round 26.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Savior by Lissa Bryan reviews
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella - Complete
Anomaly by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of Public Vote and Judges Choice in Tales From The Void Contest. A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind, how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Say in Ice by Lissa Bryan reviews
An asteroid strike has caused the end of life as we know it. Bella and Edward struggle to survive in a world of perpetual icy twilight as society breaks down around them. Entry for the TilTheWorldEnds Contest. AH/AU Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Desserts by Ranguvar27 reviews
Barnabas Collins meets Edward Cullen, and we see the difference between a real vampire and whatever the hell Eddie is. VERY Anti-Twilight. See Author's Note for more.
Crossover - Twilight & Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Edward, Barnabas C. - Complete
Frozen Inside by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel escapes being hanged for witchcraft in new england, and in a snow storm is rescued by two wolf-skinwalkers, one of whom has forgotten what it is to be human. Dean/Castiel based-ish on 'Sorceress' by Celia Rees.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,294 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Tell, Starting with 'L' by Tippens reviews
AU Ben brings uncle Sam to Show and Tell day.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ben B., Sam W.
Tonight Cannot be my Last Night by RegalChromaggia69 reviews
Before Blind Mag could even gouge her eyes out, she saw her god daughter smiling innocently from the crowd... This was for my English class. IT comes from the main document I wrote it on, no changes.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Blind Mag - Complete
Moments of Aftermath by NintendoGal55 reviews
Inspired by das mervin's -The Wedding Crashers- and a spitefic, Rosalie tears Bella a new one about the wedding, and Renesmee in general, all the while Esme steps in as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
In Lieu of a Chessboard by DasMervin reviews
Two old men have a conversation in the park. Set very early in episode 701 "Meet the New Boss".
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Death, Chuck - Complete
Showtime by Harlequin Gaga reviews
Thirty minutes until showtime. Mag knows that she will die tonight, but Luigi isn't ready to let her go. Plenty of flashbacks, a dab of Mag/Luigi, and a focus on Mag overcoming her past. (I apologize that there's no mention of her friendship with Marni! Don't hate me!)
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Rotti, Blind Mag, Luigi
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4195 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coyote and Roadrunner: Turning Tables by Neoraichu reviews
After 20 years, the Roadrunner is SICK OF BIRD SEED!
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
The Fire of the Sun by audreyii-fic reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by HigherMagic reviews
Spoilers for 7x01. Castiel is Heaven-bent on creating the new, better order, but for every King there must be a Queen. 'You're not a pawn, Dean. You're a Queen. You're my Queen.'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,406 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
If You Go Down To The Woods Today by Lampito reviews
There's a picnic lunch, a birthday pie, and frisbees. Then, an anaemic looking young man who claims to be a vampire. And a helpless whining girl. And a guy who is not from the Village People. Poor Bobby; the idjits will always be with us, it seems.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
The Word Is With God And Becky by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Chuck manages to prompt Becky into uncovering his heavenly identity. She's already happily made her possibly-extraordinary choice. She continues to surprise him.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Chuck, Becky R. - Complete
Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner: Desert Love by Lucas18 reviews
Wiley has really screwed up this time. His latest plan has turned Roadrunner into a love obsessed female and now he's running in the other direction; with Roadrunner in pursuit of a kiss.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Stained Windows by civilian-identities reviews
Summary: There comes a time in life where our choices define who we are. For Jessica, that time has finally come. Spoilers for episode one of Supernatural and Breaking Dawn for the Twilight Saga.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sam W., Jessica - Complete
Epiphany by NintendoGal55 reviews
Spitefic. When Bella spends a few weeks in Halloween Town, under the wing of Jack and Sally, she comes to think a lot about her life. She soon has an epiphany, and wants to set things right, starting with kicking Eddiekins to the curb.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jack S., Bella - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by Estora reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Baking With God by TheYmp reviews
Chuck gives Dean a lesson in baking and philosophy with mixed results. Spoilers for S05E022 'Swan Song'.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Chuck, Dean W. - Complete
Resurrection by wildemoon
Lacroix finds a familiar face at The Raven. HET - Lacroix/OFC
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011
Somewhere Between by Melody Unrequited reviews
For three years they've been apart. Last he saw, she was happily in love, he was dying by slow degrees and the vampire was smug. Not now. They meet somewhere between the cold food section and aisle three. Awkwardness ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Bellial by DasMervin reviews
"I need you, Bella. I cannot do this without you. It's destiny. We were meant to be. Trust me." An AU/crossover take on certain events in New Moon.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella - Complete
Heroes For Earth by Stephensmat reviews
Our World is in Peril. The conscious soul of the Earth is aware that since the error is ours, the Power to stop the chaos must be ours as well. An updated retelling of the series pilot. An Origin Story based on the premise of the show.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,476 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Wheeler, Linka - Complete
In the Long Run by drtammy1511 reviews
When 15 y/o football star, Edward, is falsly accused of raping Jessica, Bella comforts him as only she could possibly know how. Follow the trials and tribulations that they go through as they try to be together after his arrest. AH, cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,238 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pieces of the Memories by audreyii-fic reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Whiskersverse by audreyii-fic reviews
Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Payback, As They Say by RosaBella75 reviews
*DieDaddyCDie Contest Entry* How does the most despicable Carlisle ever pay for his crimes? With a bit of Divine intervention... over, and over, and over again - for starters. O/S based on Savage's "Offside." AH, M for Language/Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Hunters, Prey and Hero by OswaldnJenny reviews
You were supposed to hunt me... But you saved me.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
One of Us by girlfriday900 reviews
A week in the life of Chuck Shurley, is a week of procrastination, self-help books, old cartoons, vegicide, alcohol and half-hearted resolutions. After all, he's just a normal guy like you and me... OR IS HE? Mild coarse language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Chuck - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Could Have Been by bookwtchery reviews
Nick accidentally kills Nat. Or has he?
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011
A Father's Pride by TerraZeal reviews
Nick/Lucifer has a conversation with Chuck prior to being cast into the pit a second time via Sam. Chuck!God. No slash, no violence. Totally kid friendly. R/R
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Chuck, Lucifer - Complete
Writing on the Wall by DasMervin reviews
The writing was on the wall. And now Dean just had to understand it. Sam and Dean come to terms with Dean's changed relationship with Castiel. Set vaguely post-Season 7. Spoilers through Season 6. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Desolation Row by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella is sent to an all female prison in the 1920's for murder. Her cellmate is known only as the Bloody Bride and seems to live up to the reputation. A/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Rules of Survival by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The Looney Toons. Crazy, kooky, funny, lovable characters, or broken individuals with dark psychological pasts? The real story behind two of our favorite Loony Toons.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck - Complete
Step Right Up by FoxxyJ reviews
Quiet Bella Swan ends up the newest member of The Volturi Bros Circus. Friendships unfold as she discovers herself. Edward Cullen has never had to keep his hands to himself, until now. Will the charming trapeze artist control his desires? EXB OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,665 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 447 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wary Understanding by Lear's Daughter reviews
The story of how Jack O'Neill's teenage clone became a resident of Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Jonathan O., Edward - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Shades of Me by randomfics reviews
Duck Dodgers Universe. Daffy and Bugs were best of friends, and even separated across centuries, they find ways to honor promises made together.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews
Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Shine: A Ladder to the Sun Outtake by Rosybud reviews
A collection of outtakes told from Edward's perspective from my story Ladder to the Sun. EXB. All Human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by SweetDulcinea reviews
I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by sweaty boot rash reviews
Bella has a little problem that Jacob might be able to help her solve, and that problem's name is Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Path by Raum reviews
COMPLETE - "A chance encounter. A vampire in a fairy tale. One single day and his eternal life is changed forever." AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Two Tone Trouble by FanWriterWV reviews
Daffy gets a time machine. What could go wrong?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Bella Angers the Gods by XXsKelEtOrXX reviews
Bella gravely insults Artemis. The moon goddess, along with Aphrodite and Athena, plots her revenge. Actually somewhat canon.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Artemis, Bella - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Repo! The Genetic OneShots by Skye Aerrow reviews
A series of one-shots based on Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009
Through the trees, the darkness is radiant by SamieJamesBait reviews
"I don't know what it is about you, but I don't want to kill you, Bella." He turns to leave, but pauses and turns back to me. Smiling sadistically, he continues, "Yet." Darkward. Dark Theme. It's not a fairy tale. Entry for the Pick a Pic challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memories by Eskimo-Otter reviews
Duck Dodgers Fic. Living in the 24th 1/2 century had its perks: the sights, the places, the people. But despite the future being great, it still was missing something. Something he had taken for granted. ONESHOT
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
When a Lamb is Not a Lamb by Darth Gojira reviews
A vampire is a Hogwarts, bringing fear, lust, and a choice for Hermione Granger, but either choice means death. The witch confronts the vampire, and neither expects what will ensue. One of them will not be leaving the castle in a single piece.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Edward - Complete
A Different Kind of Rock Star by Killing Me Softly Song Contest reviews
Bored and jaded accountant Bella Swan gets more than she bargained for when she meets mysterious "musician" Edward Cullen. Is he really the rock-god she imagines, or is his job a bit more colorful than that? Laughs and lemons. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enough by chef diamond heart reviews
2X WINNER in the After Your Heart Stops Beating Contest! Can love really overcome all obstacles? A fireside tale of tragic decisions, enduring love & unyielding fate. Who can say where truth ends and legend begins?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jacob, Bella
One Night by nomtastic reviews
One chance meeting with a handsome stranger at a club leads to a night of pleasure. But what if the stranger doesn't want to let go? My story Unbelievable re-edited into a one-shot with a few storyline changes. Darkward, BxE, Lemon, Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Very Blackest Kind of Blasphemy by youlittledevil reviews
"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" Edward reveals that he was lying to Bella all along and his love for her was fake. He shows his true self, his actual motives behind his relationship with Bella and his plans for her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unattainable Perfection by island-surfer reviews
He saved her from a dark fate in an alley one night and fell for her. She loved him as well, but found herself in an arranged marriage to please her family. How can they be together? M for future lemons. E/B A/J R/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,626 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Step Out of Reach by Emerald Embers reviews
Chuck could see the future, but he still felt he was behind everyone else. Gabriel/Chuck, references to Michael/Lucifer, Chuck/Becky and Castiel/unnamed males
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Chuck, Gabriel - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eat It, Twilight by HigherMagic reviews
A random debate between the Winchesters, the Cullens and the Blacks about who's universe has the better vampires. Basically bashing for amusement. I don't own anything, just my random dreams. T for mild language. Might be extended later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Peace or Free Will by Madd Aless
What happened between the fall and the streetlight? slightly AU Sam POV Set around Swan Song. One shot probably. 1st attempt but wanted to post before season 6 starts. please read and review
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sam W., Chuck - Complete
A Fugitive Hare by TWB6 reviews
What if Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny weren't cartoon characters?
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Stalkers and Starbucks by voi ch'intrate reviews
Entry for Superhero Contest! Alice is a struggling dancer who has a terrible secret, one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Sexy, Hippy Superhero Savior by Luvtwismut reviews
One shot, AH, 1st fanfic for The Superhero Contest. Bella has a close encounter with a bounce house and a sexy Spiderman while attending a festival. There are sparks, some fluff and snark. B & E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
C Force by angel eyes1 uk reviews
3RD JUDGES CHOICE SUPERHERO CONTEST. The Cullens cannot use their powers for good as vampires, but as superheroes... WARNING: THIS IS A CRACKFIC, NO OFFENCE MEANT, ALL VERY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Try Again by Dartz-IRL reviews
One Coyote. One Roadrunner. A car. An iPhone. A jet. A parachute. A black hole. An oven. A Large Hadron Collider. A glider. A boulder. Not necessarily in that order. One shot.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Behind the Shades by Lavellan-ofthe-FreeMarches reviews
Edward Cullen is just your average teenage nerd - Except for the fact that he is a Superhero with an alter ego... Bella Swan is going to learn that looks really can be deceiving. A story of secrets, lies and love. 3rd Place Public Vote Superhero Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hey, Sparkles by Hylpii reviews
This is what I imagine would happen if Spike and Angel were thrown into Twilight verse.
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spike - Complete
The Beauty of Being Numb by fernn reviews
"I can't feel," I hissed into her ear, "but I sure as hell can make you." Entry for the Superhero contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Enigma by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
Entry for Twifics Superhero contest. I'm just an enigma; something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained. An entity; something that has a distinct, separate existence, though it need not be a material existence. One of nature's secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12543 - Favs: 7,204 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Wild Wild Pacific Northwest by RosaBella75 reviews
Bella kidnapped by bandits? Oh, my! Sheriff Cullen to the rescue! Melodramatic Spaghetti Western style fun spur of the moment collaboration written for AmeryMarie's birthday. AH, very M-rated!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Every Duck Has His Day by FanWriterWV reviews
Bugs has been taken by Wyle E Coyote once again, and this time it's Daffy to the rescue!
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Twilight: The Not So Broadway Musical by Velvet Liquor reviews
Sparkling bloodsuckers, telepathic werewolves, and flamboyant Italian vampires, oh my! Sing-alongs with Jacob, opera with Bella, and balads with Edward! Complete with a fully-functioning Volturi choir!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Wish Impossible Things by midnitefaerie reviews
Twilight/Supernatural crossover. What happens when the Winchester boys follow a lead to Forks, WA? Will reports of giant wolves and missing back packers lead them into danger, or something else? Rated T for now, might change later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sam W., Leah - Complete
Damn Alien – a Crackfic by CherBella reviews
This was my O/S for the Haiti compilation. Bella and Edward have been married now for 15 years, when Edward suddenly becomes a "widower" to Bella's obsession with some popular aliens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempest in the Key of E by shalu reviews
O/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pick Your Poison by RosaBella75 reviews
Four couples gather at the McCarty home for their traditional Christmas Eve dinner. Can they overcome the stresses in their marriages and reconnect as lovers? Co-written for the Broken Holiday Record Contest Dec 2009. Canon Couples. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Burning Desire by Cat In My Fridge reviews
My insides quivered in excitement: I was to have him. Him, the love of my life, the perfect God, my Adonis. When my legs fell apart, so did my soul. To all those who have me on author alert: read it. Just read it. Trust me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temperature by pandora's-lunchbox reviews
Bella/Edward/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
Holiday Hell aka: Christmas Vacation, Cullen Style by KristenLynn reviews
Twilight meets Christmas Vacation. Carlisle as Clark, Edward and Bella as the trailer-trash cousins-in-law, Aunt Bethany's cat. Need I say more? AU/AH, very OOC. Out of This World crossover one-shot contest entry. Winner Best KneeSlapper, Judges Choice
Crossover - Twilight & National Lampoon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang by izzzyy reviews
When Bella and Edward befriend new girl Bree, they're faced with an important question - Can Forks handle the trouble new girl Bree stirs up at Forks High? Very minor sexual violence, major physical violence. AU, vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Little Drops by RosaBella75 reviews
Dripward and Dropella do what they can to help desperate Farmer Carlisle water his doomed crop. Not mine, just altered the names for a bit of K-rated fun and perspective.
Crossover - Twilight & Mythology - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
Crossing Paths by White-Tigers-of-Darkness reviews
After many years hiding in Washington, Sam Uley is forced to return to his forgotten life and face his worst nightmare. His brother Dean Winchester. Completely different from any other Twilight Supernatural X-over fic. I promise.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,415 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Dean W., Sam - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Natural's Not In by scarletoctopus reviews
Party at Dartmouth. Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. Deal with it. Inspired by The Rules of Attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walking the Dark Street by tjbaby reviews
I licked my lips in anticipation, my mouth curving into a smirk as I reveled in her fear. Like a cat with a fat mouse, I reveled in my prey’s fear and she had just become my new toy." Darkward Vamp Entry AU, Mrated for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Users Guides To Supernatural Characters by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase! Dean, Sam, John and Castiel now up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
The Cable Guy by Achelle Candy reviews
Rosalie moves into her new place, and phones to get cable installed. What happens when TelCom Cable sends their hottest Field Technician to do her work order? AU/AH ONE SHOT LEMON UNFMett Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Born Like This by SavageWoman reviews
Darkward Contest: "Are you born like this?" Her outburst awakened a part of me I thought long dead. After wandering the earth as a vampire for ninety years, a chance meeting in a dark alley leads Edward to his mate, a human whose blood sings for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Echoes of Your Lies, they Sparkle on my Skin by kiwiana.inked
Carlisle told them they were vampires; creatures who depended on blood to survive. But they don't really fit into vampire canon... AU, no powers, Alice & Jasper were also created by Carlisle.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dean W., Edward
Daffy Duck? who'd have thunk it by Prats 'R' Us reviews
This is basically a story about Daffy, it mentions his past, his future and his friends, Join them as they fight to escape a madman who's after Daffy Duck's life.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Patterns Of Ice by gangstapenguinduck lover reviews
OUAT contest entry. Bella Swan has always seen Faeries. What happens when one particularly handsome and off-limits young man finds himself inexplicably drawn to her? B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
In Which The Rule Book Is Flapping In The Wind by CHAILYN reviews
This is a spoof/roast of sorts of Twilight and Supernatural. I really can't explain it.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009
It Was Good For Me, Too by AmnesiaSparkles reviews
One-shot. Graverobber comes across Blind Mag in the cemetary one evening. Harmless fluff. Mild swearing. Written mostly to satisfy my craving for a Grag fic. Unbeta'd. Probably PG13 but rated M just to be on the safe side.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Graverobber, Blind Mag - Complete
Didn't I? by Anamin reviews
Nathan only wanted the best for Shilo, right? My take on how Nathan comes to drug Shilo. Please r/r.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
Promises by Magical Shovel reviews
Promises. We all make them. It's a daily aspect in our lives. Promises is a collection of short stories. Each chapter is a story. Each chapter is a promise.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
To Feel Alive by Something Unpredictable reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella will do anything to hear his voice again and feel alive. Rated T for fictional drug use.
Crossover - Twilight & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Graverobber
Bella's Last Human Wish by JenRar reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but Bella is still human. Edward is pushing her to try everything she can before she is changed, but what will he say when what she wants involves the two of them and...Jacob? This takes places after the wedding in Breaking Dawn, but nothing else in the book happened. Warning for major lemon & includes Jacob...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Jacob - Complete
One Froggy TwiNight by Metropolis Kid reviews
Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by btvsna reviews
Edward needs to talk with Bella and Jacob. Takes place during Eclipse. OOC. WARNING: This really earns it rating with lemony goodness. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twitrix by Caffeine High reviews
Twilight meets Matrix. The Agents are sent to Forks, to get rid of some suspected exiles under the alias "Cullen".
Crossover - Matrix & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Smith, A., Edward - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
It's Only Natural by IsaacSapphire reviews
Sam and Dean, slayers of monsters and demons, are heading to Forks, but Dean won’t tell Sam why.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Dean W., Alice - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Gordon Would Be Proud by KDN89 reviews
Dean and Sam resume vampire hunting. Oneshot . Mid-4th season. Post-"Breaking Dawn".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Questions by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Two strangers are asking Bella Swan about the animals in Forks, WA. And the short one? So rude.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
You Give Love a Bad Name by Arariel reviews
My parody crossover of Twi-fail and Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009
Fearless by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Being arrested at last, Nellie Lovett spends the last hour of her life in the company of none other than Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overkill of a Musical Metaphor by Band8PGeek reviews
Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Thats All Folks! by Stupidfic reviews
I've been feeling down lately so I make emo fic lol
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Of Marvin and Spacemen by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Marvin just wants to blow up this one planet, but Duck Dodgers is annoyingly adamant about stopping him...
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Daffy Duck, Porky Pig - Complete
The Guy Next Door by JTheGoblinKing reviews
A Dresden Files TVverse fan fiction crossed over with Forever Knight
Crossover - Forever Knight & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
The Consequences of Fame by Silver Speed Demon reviews
Bella has been married to famous rock star Edward Cullen for a few years now. She understands the sacrifices that one makes for fame, but do those darn paparazzi have to interrupt her and Edward at such inopportune times? AH. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Didyme's Ashes by Shahzadi reviews
Based on the Breaking Dawn FAQ on SM's website. Aro of the Volturi chose his greedy ambitions over the love for his sister, Didyme--a decision that killed her. An account of the night of Didyme's murder. R&R please! T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
The Day the Earth Was Doomed, More or Less by Mortal Anonymous reviews
During a Bugs vs. Elmer bit, a laser cannon wielded by Marvin the Martian interjects, and the two...sort of...cooperate so as to save Earth in a way only a true Looney can.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny - Complete
Batduck Begins by NoLimit42 reviews
Daffy Duck, after the murder of his parents and a trip around the world, seeks to cleanse his hometown of Acme Acres of crime through striking fear into criminals as the symbol known as...the Batduck. INCOMPLETE!
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Jail Cell by the author formerly known as reviews
Featuring CHARLIE SWAN, chief of police in the town of Forks, ISABELLA SWAN, his daughter, THE DOCTOR, an unconcerned parent, EDWARD CULLEN, a boy Doing Time, and JASPER, an unexpected hero. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires by Velvet Liquor reviews
Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Bella's Facade by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Set in the future, but Bella's still human. She's a teacher at a private high school and finds herself being sexually harassed by a student. Edward/Bella and Edward/Bella/Carlisle friendship
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
What's Wrong With Earth? by Pendus reviews
Cultural satire with the classic Looney Tunes characters.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
No Quarter by gaelicspirit reviews
Originally written for Brotherhood 2 zine. Dean and Sam are pitted against a powerful evil as they fight a battle in a timeless town. Dean's inner demons threaten to defeat him as the brothers struggle to survive.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Walking On the Moon by Morgan 'Shii' Goat reviews
Oneshot Duck Dodger and Marvin plan to finish the war against each other... in the darkest regions of the moon. Slight DafMarv. Rated to be safe.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Looney Songbook by Korora reviews
Some LTthemed song parodies. First, Roadrunner Pie
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007
Hidden Hearts by Charlemaine reviews
Do monsters ever love? Is it possible to save the good from the evil? A common prostitute finds out when she makes the acquaintance of a strange, savage man.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Happy Thoughts by Janissa11 reviews
Look, I just need my face sewed back on. I didn’t come for a freaking physical. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lucy Is Dead by x-forbiddenrose-x reviews
[Jekyll&Hyde] Lucy is dead. The feelings of an unnamed prostitute on the situation. Dark and angsty oneshot. Please R&R!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Who Knew Heaven Would Be Like This? by AnvilAndy reviews
Dedicated to a fellow LT fan who recently passed away.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
The Queens Servant by LE McMurray reviews
AU. Daniel becomes a slave to a Goa'uld.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2005 - [D. Jackson, Sha're] - Complete
Befuddled by yorickjones reviews
An Esquire investigative article into the mysterious breakdown of a highly public figure eccentric millionaire Elmer J. Fudd.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Daniel &the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by technetium reviews
Daniel Jackson is having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - D. Jackson
Asymmetrical by Sorrel reviews
After the events of Super Symmetry, Fred runs to someone who can understand. Wes-Fred.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Fred B., Wesley W.P.
Caught by OrangeZoner reviews
Rated for language, sexual frustration, and safety reasons.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
The Fast and the Foggiest by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Roadrunner has a new opponent, and you won't believe who it is!
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Mirror Image by Greesha reviews
Sha're comes through the quantum mirror - but she's not the Sha're that Daniel remembers. Alternate universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2004 - D. Jackson, Sha're
QuiGon's Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day by Jinngerbread reviews
Based on the popular children's book. 11-year-old Qui-Gon has a terrible day. Please R&R. Completed. Non-Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Reunion by Commander reviews
Bugs and Lola have a little talk. Not at all what you'd expect.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Complete
Conquering Fear by LE McMurray reviews
Not everyone would have been such a gentleman on Abydos.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004 - D. Jackson, Sha're - Complete
The Daily Ink by Neon Tetra reviews
News stories based on old cartoons. Rated PG for cartoon violence.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
Not the Man I Knew by Talissa reviews
Jekyll & Hyde: A short piece based on the way "Your Work and Nothing More" insisted on playing itself out in my head
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2003
ACME by Nevcamion reviews
Coyote Abuse
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
Angel's Destiny by Python Chick reviews
After nearly a century of saving lives, Angel regains his own and meets the new Slayer. A/?, A/B. Please R/R.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2001
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Good Boy reviews
"This'll be fun." Another fic where the creeptastic Christian Grey gets his ass handed to him. Day Twelve of my personal challenge 30 Days of Fandom. Rated M for language.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14 - Christian G.
Hard Rock Knight
"Given the value of the piece listed on the website, she'd paid a pretty penny for what was now a decoration sharing a pot of dirt with a small tree." Natalie, when watering a neighbour's plants, finds a rather... interesting art piece. Hilarity and sexual hijinks ensue. Day Eleven of my personal challenge 30 Days of Fandom.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
Resurrection
"Touch was a remarkable sensation that the Tau'ri possessed, but then summarily took for granted." After the events of FK's finale, LaCroix enacts a more extreme way of ensuring Nick and Natalie's survival-providing them as host bodies for an exiled System Lord and his Queen. Day Ten of my personal challenge 30 Days of Fandom.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Published: 3/14 - S. Carter, Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Spook, A Bloodsucker, His Wife and the Winchesters
"My name is Sam Winchester. And this is gonna sound really weird, but the house is haunted." Natalie, while trying to give Nick a slice of normalcy, gets a phone call from the supernatural side of things. Day Nine of my personal challenge 30 Days of Fandom.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
You Can Let Go Now, Daddy reviews
After attaining his long-held dream of a cure, Nick faces very human joys and heartbreak with his young daughter. Mostly fluff with a side of angst, because... well y'know, it's Nick. Of course there's angst.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14 - Complete
Liquid Courage reviews
"It was time for a change; she needed a change." Bella decides to take control of her life, starting with a bottle of hair dye. Day Eight of my personal challenge 30 Days of Fandom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
No Requiem reviews
"He never should have doubted they'd find their way back to each other somehow." My entry for the 2015 fkficfest, and my pilot episode for my own Virtual Fourth Season. Written for WaltD during the fkficfest.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Complete
Ready, Set, Don't Go reviews
Raymond Steele gets the news his little girl will be married soon. Someone give this poor guy a drink...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Ray S. - Complete
A Talent for Trouble
"In case you forgot, that's my dad lying there." Anastasia does not want to leave her dad alone in the hospital. This doesn't go over well with Christian; fortunately, Ana's got a little Talented backup.
Crossover - Talent series & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
The One Where I'm a Student in Professor Emerson's Class reviews
"Something to say, Miss Treglia?" I place myself in Sylvain Reynard's novel "Gabriel's Inferno" to give the asshole Alpha Male love-interest Professor Gabriel Emerson a piece of my mind. A blatant self-insert spitefic with some swearing in TWO languages. sosorrynotsorry
Gabriel's Inferno series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Complete
Nobody's Damsel
"His exerting a gentle authority over her pacified her; Nick knew what to do, and he would help her, would make things better." Natalie, after her apartment has been broken into, learns how to deal with her fear. Written during FKFicFest 2011 for pj1228.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
Mirage
"Carlos—my dear, sweet, perfect Carlos with his perfect hair—didn't know what to make of it." Cecil talks about his vacation in the Desert Otherworld. Day Six of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Cecil and Carlos.
Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
What Once Was and Never Will Be
Day Seven of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Angel and Buffy.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Sister Death
A drabble based on Jane Yolen's short story "Sister Death" from the Anthology Sisters of the Night. Written for the LJ comm 100-words in January 2010.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Fair is Foul, and Foul is Fair reviews
'If she has mistaken us for vampires, then she has no idea what we really are.' Jumping to conclusions can sometimes work in your favour.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl
"My father is here. He has finally come for me." A little ditty I wrote for the 100-words comm on LJ back in May 2010, which I had to shave down to fit their word limit. This is the original, uncut version.
Point Pleasant - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
A Very Sparkly Wedding, Starring Edward and Bella reviews
"She wants to be a vampire, vampire / She wants to be a sparkly vampire!" A filk I wrote in the LJ comm "whysofailsmeyer" back in May 2010, when news broke that Bill Condon was hired as director for the Breaking Dawn film. The title is a placeholder until I think of something better (or someone else comes up with a good one).
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Overlord's Wife reviews
"A nice shiny new Australia is all yours!" That moment after he successfully takes over the world... Written for the 100-words comm on LJ, back in January 2010.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Forever Nick and Nat (An Unconventional Love Story in Drabbles)
"He loves her; she knows that. He may not say it, but she can see it in his eyes. If only it were enough." The story of a repentant vampire and the coroner who loves him, told in snippets. Follow them on their journey as they learn to trust and begin to care for one another.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Dagger Eyes
"People needed saving. It's a thing I do, remember?" Angel and Illyria don't agree on what's really important. Day Five of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Angel and the indomitable Illyria. Takes place during Season 10 of the Angel & Faith comics.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Angel, Illyria - Complete
The Next Knight reviews
"Nick's propensity for overprotective displays had insured that Nicole had still not been kissed by her sixteenth birthday. And that was exactly the way her father wanted it." All of Nicole's acquaintances know not to mess with her dad... a pity that she forgot that. Day Four of my personal '30 Days of Fandom' challenge, visiting a post-LK world.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Complete
Hell's Attar
"No one would have dared cross the King of Hell with a Winchester at his side." Crowley contemplates the road so far... and what's down the road. Day Three of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom'. Mild Season 10 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Crowley - Complete
Happy Mother's Day, Mrs Winchester
"What Sam missed this time of year was Jess." A little Mother's Day melancholy from one-half of Team Winchester. Day Two of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom.'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
A Little Room for Cordy
"Somewhere along the line, Angel's mission became her mission too." Cordelia finding room in an apartment and in the world. Day One of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom.'
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Cordelia C. - Complete
French Lessons reviews
"He can be very harsh at times, in his way, but... I am told he has gotten worse since he was with me." You've met Lucky Number 13. Now meet former submissive #4, Jacqueline Bouchard.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Anastasia S., Kate K. - Complete
Push the Limits
"If this gives me the chance—if this gives us a chance—to be together... God, you don't know how much I've wanted that, for years now." Prequel to "The Collar," wherein Nick and Natalie negotiate their kinks, so they can have sexyfuntimes without the vampire in the way.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Complete
When the World Runs Down, You Make the Best of What's Around
"Lord knows I need a good pick-me-up..." Driven by the threat of starvation, Melanie Stryder breaks into a home in order to raid the pantry. She collides—literally—with another survivor of the new alien regime. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Rock Bottom
"You really don't care anymore, do you?" Sometimes, you have to hit rock bottom to see the light above you. A one-shot written for Leela, as part of the 2014 FKFicFest. My first attempt at writing Nick/Jan. Doubles as a 'let's-fix-LK' fic. Major spoiler for the third season episode 'The Human Factor.' Painplay/Angst/vampire violence.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
Don't Move reviews
"When you say that you need me, what do you mean?" After an emotionally tough case, an on-edge Nick seeks out Natalie for comfort. She responds with a little physical therapy. Some NN goodness with light bondage. Contains mild spoilers for the Season 2 episode "Crazy Love."
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Her Scent, His Heaven reviews
"The man pined away for her as much as the beast craved the sweetness of her blood. There was no distinction between either when it came to Natalie." Nick loves and wants Natalie, as a man and as a vampire. Little did he realize she wants him, too - all of him. Written in 2006 and originally posted on JennJ's proboards forum.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend, Take 2
Inspired by lisaerin's sporking of the "Normal Guy vs. Edward Cullen" list. Tweaks the original comparison between the normal guy and the needy/clingy creep Edward Cullen, and edited to include some of my favorite male characters. Contains some off-color jokes referencing drinking, violence and sex. Written for the TwiSpiteFic community at LJ.
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Edward - Complete
The Anniversary
"[She] had always been an odd one, to be sure, but her heart was in the right place, and it was her oddities that made her so compelling." Celebrating two years of the Porn Battle on Dreamwidth. Femme-slashy, romantic goodness, written for PB11. Prompt was: "Anthropomorphic, DW/PB, anniversary, champagne".
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
Be My Valentine: The Twitter Edition reviews
"I'M TELLING MOM U MADE OUT W/ AN OLDER MAN. SHE'LL GROUND YOU 4EVR." Exactly what it says on the tin: Interactions between the characters in BMV, as if they were live tweeting on Twitter. Just a completely random bit of shameless silliness that popped into my head. Txtspeak and spoilers abound.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Bless the Child reviews
"This isn't right. They're only children!" Kids are being murdered all over Toronto-their throats punctured and their bodies drained of blood. Nick must catch the killer before another young life is lost... and fix a mistake that was made years before. Written for the 2013 FK Fic Fest.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
The ABC's of Anti-Twilight
Learn your ABC's, the anti-Twilight way! Written for the Twispitefic comm on LJ. Contains some language and mildly suggestive humour. Do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Breathe
"Nothing ever seemed to get any better, only worse." Inspired by das sporking's Writers Against Cliches series-particularly the entry for "Wangst: Depression" (which talks about how fanfic writers tend to mis-write the real mental illness).
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Debate: Forever Knight vs Twilight reviews
Debate fics I wrote for the TwiSpiteFic community on LJ. Part 1 is Nick Knight vs. Edward Cullen, Part 2 is Natalie Lambert vs. Bella Swan and Part 3 features Lucien LaCroix vs. Aro of the Volturi. *Completed 8/27/13*
Crossover - Forever Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again reviews
Darkward/Victimella. All-Human AU. Quiet and shy Bella can't believe the popular Edward Cullen wants her. He seems quite the catch but, as his moods become more frighteningly erratic, she wonders if this is the only love she deserves. NOT ROMANCE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Battle Hymn of Leah's Knights
A filk for antis who are fans of Leah Clearwater, to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." Because my doped-up-on-antibiotics-at-the-time brain figured we needed a theme song. Written for the das sporking community on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Leah - Complete
The Ties that Bind reviews
"I trust no one where you are concerned." A string of deaths throughout Toronto and Montreal lead the 96th Precinct to collaborate with the Quebecois police force. While in Montreal, Nick crosses paths with someone he thought was lost to him forever. Written for the 2012 FKFicFest.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Small Victory reviews
"Baby steps, first." Bella has an epiphany when Edward removes a part from the engine of her truck. Written in March 2012 for the TwiSpiteFic comm on LJ. Includes some strong language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Correspondence reviews
"Things are going pretty great." Merton receives an email from Cassandra, wherein Cassandra spares a few hundred words for Merton. A coda to the episode "Everybody Fang Chung Tonight."
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Merton D. - Complete
The Issues We Both Have reviews
You don't have to accept my behavior. And you don't have to accept Jacob's bad behavior either. You shouldn't. Please, Bella, have a care for yourself." Inspired by chapter 19 of Eclipse. This fic's Edward isn't so blasé about Bella shrugging off having been assaulted by Jacob... or that she has been pacified by Jacob's hokey little gift. Written for the TwiSpiteFic comm on LJ
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen of the Dead reviews
"She hadn't been afraid, but excited. She was young, after all, and new and different things intrigued her. That, and she'd been so utterly cossetted, repressed and suffocated by her mother that such a change of pace was more than welcome." Another, more humorous, take on Hades' "kidnapping" of the maiden goddess Persephone. Written for Porn Battle 9.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Banked Fires reviews
"Without so much as the faintest hesitation, he had uttered the Unbreakable Vow, which promised death if one attempted to circumvent it." A slightly different take on Lord Hades' seduction of the fair young goddess Persephone. Written for PB12. Prompt was: "Greek Mythology, Hades/Persephone, fire, darkness."
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Life Debt reviews
"Her mouth felt strange, dry and sharp like broken glass. She ran her tongue along her teeth, and was surprised - and yet, paradoxically, unsurprised - to discover fangs where her normal, human canines used to be." Natalie wakes in an unfamiliar room, realizing she's now a vampire. Written for the FKCommentFic comm at LJ in 2011. Prompt contributed by havocthecat.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
The Greatest Joy reviews
"She was beautiful, and he had missed her." This is my SG1-related entry into oxoniensis' Porn Battle 11, so it obviously involves sexual situations. It's a lovely little pre-Season 1 ditty I'm rather proud of; I had requested this particular pairing for PB10, but didn't get it, so I decided to write it myself for PB11. Prompt was "Teal'c/Any, [any]".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Teal'c - Complete
The Heart of the City reviews
"It's more than mutually guarding one another." My first SGA fic (though not my first Stargate 'verse fic), prompted by a discussion over in a f-locked entry of havocthecat's LJ. Canon character death is alluded to.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Hunger reviews
"It didn't matter now. He was starving, and she smelled so sweet." A piece written for the LJ community TwiSpiteFic in 2011. After smelling Bella for the first time, Edward's vampire urges kick in with a vengeance. I spindled canon a little, making the Twi-vamps' bite pleasurable and giving them fangs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covenant reviews
"Hermione screamed out her pain and frustration; she was also furious with herself for not having thought of a counteroffensive, even having known that they would cross paths with the Death Eaters again." My first HP fic, and my first entry to PB11. In Deathly Hallows, Pt. 1, Hermione Granger is tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange. I simply extended it into a non-con scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Blind
"She had one moment of bliss after her sight was returned, with Nathan." Written for PB10. Mag realizes that some things can't be seen with the eyes. Prompt was: "Mag/Nathan, blindfolds."
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Nathan, Blind Mag - Complete
Without You
"What isn't seen is when the adrenaline begins to drain from them both." Written for PB10, and my first attempt at M/M. LaCroix contemplates his strained relationship with Nick. Prompt was: "Nick/Lacroix, comfort, hurt, loneliness."
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Prompt
"Batt always enjoys her flings with Teer." Written for PB10, though originally an untitled piece there. Also, my first anthro-fic, ever. A study in the relationship between the Porn Battle and the volunteers who join in on the fun. Prompt was: "Porn Battle/PB Volunteers, prompts."
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
With My Hands Tied reviews
"A heavy silence, before his smooth sexy voice rumbled in her ear. 'No, Natalie. This is your punishment, remember'" Written for PB10. Natalie makes a costly mistake, and she and Nick work out their disagreement through bondage play. This is the most risque piece I've ever written, and I don't recommend it to people who aren't into BDSM fics and Nick at his darkest.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
End of the World reviews
"She was suddenly very embarrassed and ashamed of herself. She'd begged him to bring her across like some idiot teenager trying to get pregnant to make her boyfriend stay and, when he refused her, got drunk and sought the company of a vampire she didn't know." Written for PB10, and written as a NNPacker's equivalent of the Unnamed Faction's missing scenes for AMPH.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Partners
"Being as they were partners riding a beat, such a level of intimacy seemed almost inevitable." Written for PB9 in 2010, and my first attempt at writing a non-canon couple. Here, Tracy and Nick are both partners on the beat and in bed, as friends with benefits. Prompt was: "Nick/Tracy, handcuffs, partners, secrets, trust".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
The First Time reviews
"He felt utterly vulnerable and in awe of her, a callow mooncalf before a goddess made of flesh and blood." One of two SG-1 entries to PB9 in 2010, and the first SG-1 fic I've ever written. Daniel Jackson and his new bride, Sha're, spend their first night together. Prompt was: "Daniel Jackson/Sha're, first".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - D. Jackson, Sha're - Complete
Making Up reviews
"She was tired of trying to be rational. She was madly in love with the man, and rationality could just go to hell." My first entry into PB9 in 2010, and also my first entry into any sort of fic battle/game. After an argument with Nick on a romantic getaway, Natalie contemplates their relationship. Prompt was: "Natalie/Nick, stars, darkness, cold, sorry, jealousy".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Ménage à Trois
"'Oh, Nicolas,' Janette purred. 'I think your lovely human is feeling left out, non'" Written for PB9 in 2010. Natalie catches Nick and Janette in a compromising position, and then joins in the fun. Prompt was: "Janette/Nick/Natalie, freedom, turtleneck, Raven".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Fire and Blood reviews
"She was born of fire and blood, the fury of the desert itself. Sekhmet's fury never waned, even as Bast tried to calm her." Written for PB9 in 2010, though originally an untitled piece. A brief study of Sekhmet, the feral goddess of war, and her companion and alternate Bast, the feline mother goddess, at play. Prompt was: "Bast/Sekhmet, ages, dust, not forgotten."
Egyptian Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Easy to Forget reviews
"It was easy to forget..." Written for Porn Battle 9, but bittersweet rather than porny. A brief study of Martouf/Lantash's loss of Jolinar. Prompt was: "Sam Carter/Martouf, memory." Written in 2010.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash, Jolinar - Complete
Handcuffs Do Have Their Uses reviews
"Six years of suppressed longing could not wait any further than this." Written as my belated Christmas/New Year's gift to the Forever Knight fandom. Handcuffs are a woefully underused kink there and, as I'm a Nick/Nat 'shipper, I couldn't resist. Mild bondage. Written New Year's Eve 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The Letter reviews
Nick's farewell letter to his mortal love, Natalie. A piece of bittersweet fluff inspired by George Sand's parting letter to her former lover, Alfred de Musset; which, despite its sadness, is considered the most beautiful love letter in the world. Written in November 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
That Time of the Month reviews
"Sometimes, being mortal truly sucked." Natalie, staying at home to deal with "female problems", gets an unexpected visit from her new vampire friend. Inspired by a conversation I had with abby82 on LJ. Written in October 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Dangerous Game reviews
"He was darker now, more dangerous... and she liked that about him." Nellie Lovett reflects on her relationship with the demon barber. The title song is taken from the 1994 concept album of the Jekyll & Hyde musical. Written back in June 2008.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Rite of Passage
"Why can't you be more like Debbie's mum?" Lourdes just wishes her family life were normal. Written in 2007.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Good Fight, Good Knight
A bit of silliness inspired by frequent viewings of MTV's claymation series Celebrity Deathmatch. Contains some comedic violence and lewd humour, but it's well within the boundaries of all three TV shows. (And no characters were actually harmed during the making of this fic.) FK/X-Files/Celebrity Deathmatch x-over written in 2002.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The FK Remixes
The complete collection of filks and song parodies I wrote as a newbie fanfic writer, from back in 2002. Loooooong time ago, folks, and I was barely out of high school at the time. So, pardon the decidedly cracky quality and just enjoy them for the shameless fun they were meant to be.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,473 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
After the Impact reviews
She may not have a choice as to how much more time she'd remain alive, but at least she could choose how she'd rather die. The asteroid wasn't just a fluke. The world is going to end, and Natalie knows how she'd rather wait out the end of the world. Songfic written in 2002.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
You're WHAT!
"You're pretty sharp for someone your age. Betcha don't fit in with the rest." Natalie recounts the story of her earliest sexual experience to Nick. Of course, the incident was disastrous. A basically plotless, OOC thing written in 2002.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
FK Goes Commercial
"Miss Natalie Lambert, you've been a very bad girl. I'm going to arrest you." Time for the Trojan Man to provide a safe-sex message. A bit of harmless silliness written in 2002. Blatantly cracky, adult humour.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Accustomed to the Dark
"Darkness surrounds me. But I am not afraid; I'm used to it. I am alone, and yet not alone." Enter Natalie's darkest fantasy. Written in 2001. OOC/Dream sequence.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Of Juliet and Her Romeo
"Maybe Bella Swan was part of his class because she needed to be." Meet David Pierce, former Broadway thespian and current Forks High School drama teacher. He loves working with his eager young students, though some require more special handling than others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Quintessence reviews
"Yes, because ignoring things always makes them go away, Ana." Five minds, one plan. Heaven help Christian Grey. Inspired by Within Temptation's short film Triplets. Darkfic.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Scorched reviews
"I wanted to kill him. I wanted to put the bullet in his head that this piece of scum had intended for my little girl." The long awaited continuation to the Mending Sunrise series. Bella's house-arrest sentence is lightened... only for her to find two different kinds of trouble-once among the humans of Forks and again with the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Jane, Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Something New Everyday
"There was always something new everyday to amaze and disgust." Captain Amanda Cohen on the job. Drabble for the fic promptly comm at DW. Prompt was author's fandom/character choice, and the phrase: Learning something new everyday.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Stupefy! reviews
"I was never in control of my body. He forced me to do what he wanted." The disturbing nature of the 50 Shades trilogy makes me want to dish out a fair bit of buttkickery on Christian Grey. Here's one featuring Rowling's Gleesome Threesome, in a movie-verse pre-Epilogue scene.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Story Time reviews
"The sorcerer granted the prince's wish... for a price." A little bedtime story for the young and the young at heart.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Wrath of Goddess reviews
"I, THE GREAT GODDESS HATHOR, AM MISTRESS OF THE BARREN, MIDWIFE TO ALL MOTHERS, AND AVENGER OF THOSE TORMENTED BY MEN." Do not invoke the wrath of a goddess by landing in her sacred field. Especially if your name is Christian Grey.
Crossover - Egyptian Mythology & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Trains and Winter Rains
"He never should have kissed her." Written for the fkcommentfic community's Bloor Street Mistletoe Station Round. Title (and inspiration) taken from the Enya song. Also contains an allusion to the episode Be My Valentine.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
The Collar
"Everything that she had ever longed for him to say would be there, silent and weighted in every carat of gold and diamond." All she's ever wanted is to belong to him and now, with a thin band of metal, she's his completely. Nick/Nat. Light BDSM/Spanking.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
Facsimile reviews
"Unfortunately, the word of one civilian teenager with mid-level security clearance wasn't enough to sway those who needed to listen." Something weird's going on in Forks, Washington. Luckily, the SGC has a man on the inside to find out why.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gen. Hammond, Mike - Complete
Crossroads Blues reviews
"She would have everything she ever wanted if she just kissed him." Edward was right about one thing. The Volturi aren't the bad guys. Alternate character interpretation with a side of Fridge Horror for your enjoyment.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Crowley, Bella - Complete
Brief Candle reviews
"My life has never been mine. Someone else has always been pulling my strings." Not all vampires get to live forever. Some die very young.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bree - Complete
Was it Good for You? reviews
"Ana's not here right now." Anastacia Steele is not at all who she appears to be. Includes brief violence and character death.
Crossover - Supernatural & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Anastasia S. - Complete
Bella's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
"I think I'll move to South America." Bella wakes up with her hair in tangles... and her day just gets worse from there. Inspired by the work of Judith Viorst. Actual title: Bella and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Convicted reviews
"I wasn't inclined to crack his skull open. Yet." Sequel to my AU-fic Damned; part of the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. As tensions escalate between the Cullens and the wolf pack, a series of surprising revelations take place... and at least one of them is particularly unpleasant to a certain new mom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Blessed reviews
"A cold shock of terror shot down my spine. What, exactly, was inside of me now?" Prequel to my AU-fic Damned; part of the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. A wedding followed up with impending parenthood is all perfectly normal for most people... but not when your new husband is a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damned reviews
"Now, my dinner had legs and could try to run from me." An alternate take on Breaking Dawn; first fic in the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. Bella, newly awakened into the life of a vampire, faces the prospect of her first hunt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walk With Me reviews
Post-LK fic. In the realm between worlds, repentant vampire Nick Knight meets the Almighty; they talk about Un-Life and the Big Plan, go for a stroll and eat curly fries with loads of ketchup. Includes a few Dogma and Supernatural references.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
"I was young. Insecure. Lonely. So I fell for the attention he gave me, how he made me feel like the only girl in the world. I thought... given time, I'd love him as much as he seemed to love me." A mother-daughter moment. One-shot.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Nora G. - Complete
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