Melissa Treglia
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Author has written 84 stories for Hush, Hush, Twilight, Forever Knight, Supernatural, Stargate: SG-1, Egyptian Mythology, Harry Potter, Fifty Shades Trilogy, Parodies and Spoofs, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Books, Repo! The Genetic Opera, X-overs, Stargate: Atlantis, Greek Mythology, Big Wolf on Campus, Host, Angel, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Point Pleasant, Welcome to Night Vale, Gabriel's Inferno series, Talent series, and Jekyll & Hyde.

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I'm a 30-something single gal, born and raised in New Jersey (though you might not know it, as my vocabulary has been influenced by Canadian spelling and British slang).

I currently live with my (semi-)retired mother, and we're both owned by three housecats--Oreo, Mystic and Lord James Grey. My cat Moonstone, who was my special girl, died as of October 2014. We also had three more which passed away a few years back--Casper, Angel, and Moonstone's daddy Stormy. (James, Moonstone, Casper and Stormy were all rescued by me. My godmother, a professional animal rescuer, recovered Mystic, Oreo and Angel, then gave them to myself and Mum.)

Being of Italian-American stock, I of course love to cook delicious food that involves all the senses... as well as eating what my mother cooks for me. Mum makes a mean Beef Paprika dish!

I've been posting my fanfic online since 2001, and have been writing original pieces for even longer. I consider fanfic to be a writing exercise, showing a bit of what I can do and keeping my wordsmithing sharp. So, even if I don't respond right away to your reviews, know that I appreciate your honesty and your opinions help me to perfect my craft.

I'm currently working on assembling all my poetry into an ebook for Amazon Kindle Direct, and am courting publishers for the original novel I co-wrote (while also writing several others on my own).

All my completed fanfic is now posted here on FF-net. Over 30 different fanfics are in various stages of the writing process, and will show up in whatever order I complete them, as personal time allows.


Mending Sunrise:

A one-shot, post-Eclipse AU series
(Stephenie Meyer broke the dawn, so I'm mending it one fix at a time.)

1. Damned

2. Blessed (prequel to Damned)

3. Convicted (sequel to Damned)

4. Scorched (sequel to Convicted)

This series is currently in progress. One more fix is on the way!


You can also find me on the AO3, which I update much more often, also as MelissaTreglia.

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How Hush, Hush Should Have Ended (A Spitefic) by nanayoung reviews
Based on the sporks of the book written by ZeldaQueen. The villains turn out to be less villainous then they seem, as well as capable of long term planning. Patch and Nora find this out the hard way. Rated M for cursing and mild sexual content. Slash.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20 - Dabria, Elliot, Jules/Chauncey - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Cure by NoseyHeiffer reviews
Natalie finally finds a cure for Nick's vampirism. Rated Teen for inuendo and adult situations. Please review.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 7795 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dust to Dust by Apollymi
Tracy Vetter was not a happy woman. Spirit... Ghost... Whatever the hell she was. (Semi-AU from "Ashes to Ashes", eventually shipping, series of shorts, occasionally cowritten with Katsuko)
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Dean and Sam, Vampire Hunting by imperio-peeta reviews
After Dean talks to Sam about Hell. They find out about more vampires. Bobby calls and says he has information on a bunch of vamps in Forks, Washington. These vampires have had lots of fights Let's just say that Sam and Dean have a huge hunting trip on their hands. *Sorry for any wrong info! NOTE: I hate Twilight. So you may NOT like this story!* Please no mean reviews, thanks! :)
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
50 Shades of Pain by deathnoteuser07 reviews
Trapped between a rock and a hard place, Christian must choose between life and death. If he chooses the former, he'll destroy his relationship with Ana, but if he chooses the latter, he'll die for sure. Christian must summon all of his courage, and make the hardest choice of his life.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013
She's Everything by maxipoo1024 reviews
Bella has spent her whole life thinking something was wrong with her, that there was a glitch in her brain. A chance encounter with the Winchesters confirms her suspicions. With a hole in her heart and an apocalypse on the horizon, can a certain Winchester brother save the world, the girl, and heal his own heart in the process? Takes place beginning of New Moon
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,815 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Standard Procedure by DasMervin reviews
It was all just standard procedure now. A 2014 Dean/Cas fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rain by Anamin reviews
A story borne of wondering if Nick can go out in the daylight if it's raining. A short vignette.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
The Secret Diary of Nicolas de Brabant: aged 769 by spliffs reviews
I wrote this a long, long time ago. Found it recently while cleaning out some old floppy diskettes... does anyone even know what those are?
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
In Mates by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 208 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Okay by u2shay reviews
Leah's world has fallen apart in every way imaginable. Can she find the courage to pick up the pieces and continue on? Rated T for language & mature themes. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Leah - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7821 - Favs: 8,702 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Jacob and Bella Drabbles by audreyii-fic reviews
A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Dream Walking by LunarFlare14 reviews
Sometimes when Erik dreams, he could feel Charles' presence. Erik/Charles FirstClass!verse. This fic is so old. Figured might as well post it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
Open Wounds by DasMervin reviews
Dean and Cas are stuck in Purgatory with nowhere to run from each other. So now there's finally time to talk. Done for an SPN S7 finale comment meme on LiveJournal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Two of a Kind by Nilla79 reviews
Bella, 23, and Edward, 25, meet at a social event. As far as appearances go, they couldn't be more different, but they are instantly drawn to each other. Could they really be soul mates? And will the people around them accept their relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,679 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who We Used To Be by sweetprincipale reviews
A short Spuffy, just a small scene from a life that should have been given a second chance. Set after Angel S. five, acting as if no comic series or novels occurred. Consider this an alternate universe, it'll be easier. Will be M. Please read and review! Sunnydale Memorial Awards Nominee, Round 26.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Savior by Lissa Bryan reviews
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella - Complete
Anomaly by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of Public Vote and Judges Choice in Tales From The Void Contest. A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind, how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Say in Ice by Lissa Bryan reviews
An asteroid strike has caused the end of life as we know it. Bella and Edward struggle to survive in a world of perpetual icy twilight as society breaks down around them. Entry for the TilTheWorldEnds Contest. AH/AU Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Desserts by Ranguvar27 reviews
Barnabas Collins meets Edward Cullen, and we see the difference between a real vampire and whatever the hell Eddie is. VERY Anti-Twilight. See Author's Note for more.
Crossover - Twilight & Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Edward, Barnabas C. - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Go Down To The Woods Today by Lampito reviews
There's a picnic lunch, a birthday pie, and frisbees. Then, an anaemic looking young man who claims to be a vampire. And a helpless whining girl. And a guy who is not from the Village People. Poor Bobby; the idjits will always be with us, it seems.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
The Word Is With God And Becky by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Chuck manages to prompt Becky into uncovering his heavenly identity. She's already happily made her possibly-extraordinary choice. She continues to surprise him.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Chuck, Becky R. - Complete
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Stained Windows by civilian-identities reviews
Summary: There comes a time in life where our choices define who we are. For Jessica, that time has finally come. Spoilers for episode one of Supernatural and Breaking Dawn for the Twilight Saga.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sam W., Jessica - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by Estora reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Resurrection by wildemoon
Lacroix finds a familiar face at The Raven. HET - Lacroix/OFC
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011
Somewhere Between by Melody Unrequited reviews
For three years they've been apart. Last he saw, she was happily in love, he was dying by slow degrees and the vampire was smug. Not now. They meet somewhere between the cold food section and aisle three. Awkwardness ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Bellial by DasMervin reviews
"I need you, Bella. I cannot do this without you. It's destiny. We were meant to be. Trust me." An AU/crossover take on certain events in New Moon.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella - Complete
Pieces of the Memories by audreyii-fic reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Payback, As They Say by RosaBella75 reviews
*DieDaddyCDie Contest Entry* How does the most despicable Carlisle ever pay for his crimes? With a bit of Divine intervention... over, and over, and over again - for starters. O/S based on Savage's "Offside." AH, M for Language/Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
One of Us by girlfriday900 reviews
A week in the life of Chuck Shurley, is a week of procrastination, self-help books, old cartoons, vegicide, alcohol and half-hearted resolutions. After all, he's just a normal guy like you and me... OR IS HE? Mild coarse language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Chuck - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Could Have Been by bookwtchery reviews
Nick accidentally kills Nat. Or has he?
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011
A Father's Pride by TerraZeal reviews
Nick/Lucifer has a conversation with Chuck prior to being cast into the pit a second time via Sam. Chuck!God. No slash, no violence. Totally kid friendly. R/R
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Chuck, Lucifer - Complete
Writing on the Wall by DasMervin reviews
The writing was on the wall. And now Dean just had to understand it. Sam and Dean come to terms with Dean's changed relationship with Castiel. Set vaguely post-Season 7. Spoilers through Season 6. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Desolation Row by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella is sent to an all female prison in the 1920's for murder. Her cellmate is known only as the Bloody Bride and seems to live up to the reputation. A/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Step Right Up by FoxxyJ reviews
Quiet Bella Swan ends up the newest member of The Volturi Bros Circus. Friendships unfold as she discovers herself. Edward Cullen has never had to keep his hands to himself, until now. Will the charming trapeze artist control his desires? EXB OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,665 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 415 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Shine: A Ladder to the Sun Outtake by Rosybud reviews
A collection of outtakes told from Edward's perspective from my story Ladder to the Sun. EXB. All Human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by SweetDulcinea reviews
I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by sweaty boot rash reviews
Bella has a little problem that Jacob might be able to help her solve, and that problem's name is Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Path by Raum reviews
COMPLETE - "A chance encounter. A vampire in a fairy tale. One single day and his eternal life is changed forever." AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Through the trees, the darkness is radiant by SamieJamesBait reviews
"I don't know what it is about you, but I don't want to kill you, Bella." He turns to leave, but pauses and turns back to me. Smiling sadistically, he continues, "Yet." Darkward. Dark Theme. It's not a fairy tale. Entry for the Pick a Pic challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run away with me by beautifulXflowerXJo reviews
Edward comes back for Bella but is it too late? Bella/Edward; Bella/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When a Lamb is Not a Lamb by Darth Gojira reviews
A vampire is a Hogwarts, bringing fear, lust, and a choice for Hermione Granger, but either choice means death. The witch confronts the vampire, and neither expects what will ensue. One of them will not be leaving the castle in a single piece.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Edward - Complete
A Different Kind of Rock Star by Killing Me Softly Song Contest reviews
Bored and jaded accountant Bella Swan gets more than she bargained for when she meets mysterious "musician" Edward Cullen. Is he really the rock-god she imagines, or is his job a bit more colorful than that? Laughs and lemons. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by nomtastic reviews
One chance meeting with a handsome stranger at a club leads to a night of pleasure. But what if the stranger doesn't want to let go? My story Unbelievable re-edited into a one-shot with a few storyline changes. Darkward, BxE, Lemon, Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Very Blackest Kind of Blasphemy by youlittledevil reviews
"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" Edward reveals that he was lying to Bella all along and his love for her was fake. He shows his true self, his actual motives behind his relationship with Bella and his plans for her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unattainable Perfection by island-surfer reviews
He saved her from a dark fate in an alley one night and fell for her. She loved him as well, but found herself in an arranged marriage to please her family. How can they be together? M for future lemons. E/B A/J R/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,626 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Step Out of Reach by Emerald Embers reviews
Chuck could see the future, but he still felt he was behind everyone else. Gabriel/Chuck, references to Michael/Lucifer, Chuck/Becky and Castiel/unnamed males
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Chuck, Gabriel - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eat It, Twilight by HigherMagic reviews
A random debate between the Winchesters, the Cullens and the Blacks about who's universe has the better vampires. Basically bashing for amusement. I don't own anything, just my random dreams. T for mild language. Might be extended later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Peace or Free Will by Madd Aless
What happened between the fall and the streetlight? slightly AU Sam POV Set around Swan Song. One shot probably. 1st attempt but wanted to post before season 6 starts. please read and review
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sam W., Chuck - Complete
The Messenger by thewasofshall reviews
Years later I will remember this moment for more than just his death; it's not every day you learn that you're in love with Superman. One-shot written for the "Superhero" contest and expanded with companion pieces; AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella - Complete
Stalkers and Starbucks by voi ch'intrate reviews
Entry for Superhero Contest! Alice is a struggling dancer who has a terrible secret, one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Sexy, Hippy Superhero Savior by Luvtwismut reviews
One shot, AH, 1st fanfic for The Superhero Contest. Bella has a close encounter with a bounce house and a sexy Spiderman while attending a festival. There are sparks, some fluff and snark. B & E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
C Force by angel eyes1 uk reviews
3RD JUDGES CHOICE SUPERHERO CONTEST. The Cullens cannot use their powers for good as vampires, but as superheroes... WARNING: THIS IS A CRACKFIC, NO OFFENCE MEANT, ALL VERY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Behind the Shades by Fates-Love-Queen reviews
Edward Cullen is just your average teenage nerd - Except for the fact that he is a Superhero with an alter ego... Bella Swan is going to learn that looks really can be deceiving. A story of secrets, lies and love. 3rd Place Public Vote Superhero Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Beauty of Being Numb by fernn reviews
"I can't feel," I hissed into her ear, "but I sure as hell can make you." Entry for the Superhero contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Enigma by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
Entry for Twifics Superhero contest. I'm just an enigma; something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained. An entity; something that has a distinct, separate existence, though it need not be a material existence. One of nature's secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Want a Taste? by evieeden reviews
Bella and Edward take a wild walk through the woods. Continuation of the 'Bella, your number was up the first time I met you' deleted scene on the Twilight DVD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12490 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Wild Wild Pacific Northwest by RosaBella75 reviews
Bella kidnapped by bandits? Oh, my! Sheriff Cullen to the rescue! Melodramatic Spaghetti Western style fun spur of the moment collaboration written for AmeryMarie's birthday. AH, very M-rated!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Twilight: The Not So Broadway Musical by Velvet Liquor reviews
Sparkling bloodsuckers, telepathic werewolves, and flamboyant Italian vampires, oh my! Sing-alongs with Jacob, opera with Bella, and balads with Edward! Complete with a fully-functioning Volturi choir!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Wish Impossible Things by midnitefaerie reviews
Twilight/Supernatural crossover. What happens when the Winchester boys follow a lead to Forks, WA? Will reports of giant wolves and missing back packers lead them into danger, or something else? Rated T for now, might change later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sam W., Leah - Complete
Damn Alien – a Crackfic by CherBella reviews
This was my O/S for the Haiti compilation. Bella and Edward have been married now for 15 years, when Edward suddenly becomes a "widower" to Bella's obsession with some popular aliens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempest in the Key of E by shalu reviews
O/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pick Your Poison by RosaBella75 reviews
Four couples gather at the McCarty home for their traditional Christmas Eve dinner. Can they overcome the stresses in their marriages and reconnect as lovers? Co-written for the Broken Holiday Record Contest Dec 2009. Canon Couples. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Burning Desire by Cat In My Fridge reviews
My insides quivered in excitement: I was to have him. Him, the love of my life, the perfect God, my Adonis. When my legs fell apart, so did my soul. To all those who have me on author alert: read it. Just read it. Trust me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temperature by pandora's-lunchbox reviews
Bella/Edward/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang by izzzyy reviews
When Bella and Edward befriend new girl Bree, they're faced with an important question - Can Forks handle the trouble new girl Bree stirs up at Forks High? Very minor sexual violence, major physical violence. AU, vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Natural's Not In by scarletoctopus reviews
Party at Dartmouth. Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. Deal with it. Inspired by The Rules of Attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walking the Dark Street by tjbaby reviews
I licked my lips in anticipation, my mouth curving into a smirk as I reveled in her fear. Like a cat with a fat mouse, I reveled in my prey’s fear and she had just become my new toy." Darkward Vamp Entry AU, Mrated for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Users Guides To Supernatural Characters by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase! Dean, Sam, John and Castiel now up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Born Like This by SavageWoman reviews
Darkward Contest: "Are you born like this?" Her outburst awakened a part of me I thought long dead. After wandering the earth as a vampire for ninety years, a chance meeting in a dark alley leads Edward to his mate, a human whose blood sings for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Echoes of Your Lies, they Sparkle on my Skin by kiwiana.inked
Carlisle told them they were vampires; creatures who depended on blood to survive. But they don't really fit into vampire canon... AU, no powers, Alice & Jasper were also created by Carlisle.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dean W., Edward
The Patterns Of Ice by gangstapenguinduck lover reviews
OUAT contest entry. Bella Swan has always seen Faeries. What happens when one particularly handsome and off-limits young man finds himself inexplicably drawn to her? B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
It Was Good For Me, Too by AmnesiaSparkles reviews
One-shot. Graverobber comes across Blind Mag in the cemetary one evening. Harmless fluff. Mild swearing. Written mostly to satisfy my craving for a Grag fic. Unbeta'd. Probably PG13 but rated M just to be on the safe side.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Graverobber, Blind Mag - Complete
Bella's Last Human Wish by JenRar reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but Bella is still human. Edward is pushing her to try everything she can before she is changed, but what will he say when what she wants involves the two of them and...Jacob? This takes places after the wedding in Breaking Dawn, but nothing else in the book happened. Warning for major lemon & includes Jacob...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Jacob - Complete
Fire and Ice by btvsna reviews
Edward needs to talk with Bella and Jacob. Takes place during Eclipse. OOC. WARNING: This really earns it rating with lemony goodness. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Gordon Would Be Proud by KDN89 reviews
Dean and Sam resume vampire hunting. Oneshot . Mid-4th season. Post-"Breaking Dawn".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
You Give Love a Bad Name by Arariel reviews
My parody crossover of Twi-fail and Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2009
Fearless by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Being arrested at last, Nellie Lovett spends the last hour of her life in the company of none other than Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Guy Next Door by JTheGoblinKing reviews
A Dresden Files TVverse fan fiction crossed over with Forever Knight
Crossover - Forever Knight & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
The Consequences of Fame by Silver Speed Demon reviews
Bella has been married to famous rock star Edward Cullen for a few years now. She understands the sacrifices that one makes for fame, but do those darn paparazzi have to interrupt her and Edward at such inopportune times? AH. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Didyme's Ashes by Shahzadi reviews
Based on the Breaking Dawn FAQ on SM's website. Aro of the Volturi chose his greedy ambitions over the love for his sister, Didyme--a decision that killed her. An account of the night of Didyme's murder. R&R please! T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
The Jail Cell by the author formerly known as reviews
Featuring CHARLIE SWAN, chief of police in the town of Forks, ISABELLA SWAN, his daughter, THE DOCTOR, an unconcerned parent, EDWARD CULLEN, a boy Doing Time, and JASPER, an unexpected hero. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires by Velvet Liquor reviews
Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Bella's Facade by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Set in the future, but Bella's still human. She's a teacher at a private high school and finds herself being sexually harassed by a student. Edward/Bella and Edward/Bella/Carlisle friendship
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Looney Songbook by Korora reviews
Some LTthemed song parodies. First, Roadrunner Pie
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007
Happy Thoughts by Janissa11 reviews
Look, I just need my face sewed back on. I didn’t come for a freaking physical. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lucy Is Dead by x-forbiddenrose-x reviews
[Jekyll&Hyde] Lucy is dead. The feelings of an unnamed prostitute on the situation. Dark and angsty oneshot. Please R&R!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Mirror Image by Greesha reviews
Sha're comes through the quantum mirror - but she's not the Sha're that Daniel remembers. Alternate universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2004 - D. Jackson, Sha're
The Daily Ink by Neon Tetra reviews
News stories based on old cartoons. Rated PG for cartoon violence.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
ACME by Nevcamion reviews
Coyote Abuse
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
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Ready, Set, Don't Go reviews
Raymond Steele gets the news his little girl will be married soon. Someone give this poor guy a drink...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Ray S. - Complete
A Talent for Trouble
"In case you forgot, that's my dad lying there." Anastasia does not want to leave her dad alone in the hospital. This doesn't go over well with Christian; fortunately, Ana's got a little Talented backup.
Crossover - Talent series & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 7/27 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
The One Where I'm a Student in Professor Emerson's Class
"Something to say, Miss Treglia?" I place myself in Sylvain Reynard's novel "Gabriel's Inferno" to give the asshole Alpha Male love-interest Professor Gabriel Emerson a piece of my mind. A blatant self-insert spitefic with some swearing in TWO languages. sosorrynotsorry
Gabriel's Inferno series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Published: 7/27 - Complete
Nobody's Damsel
"His exerting a gentle authority over her pacified her; Nick knew what to do, and he would help her, would make things better." Natalie, after her apartment has been broken into, learns how to deal with her fear. Written during FKFicFest 2011 for pj1228.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
Mirage
"Carlos—my dear, sweet, perfect Carlos with his perfect hair—didn't know what to make of it." Cecil talks about his vacation in the Desert Otherworld. Day Six of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Cecil and Carlos.
Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
What Once Was and Never Will Be
Day Seven of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Angel and Buffy.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 7/9 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Sister Death
A drabble based on Jane Yolen's short story "Sister Death" from the Anthology Sisters of the Night. Written for the LJ comm 100-words in January 2010.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Fair is Foul, and Foul is Fair reviews
'If she has mistaken us for vampires, then she has no idea what we really are.' Jumping to conclusions can sometimes work in your favour.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8 - Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl
"My father is here. He has finally come for me." A little ditty I wrote for the 100-words comm on LJ back in May 2010, which I had to shave down to fit their word limit. This is the original, uncut version.
Point Pleasant - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
A Very Sparkly Wedding, Starring Edward and Bella reviews
"She wants to be a vampire, vampire / She wants to be a sparkly vampire!" A filk I wrote in the LJ comm "whysofailsmeyer" back in May 2010, when news broke that Bill Condon was hired as director for the Breaking Dawn film. The title is a placeholder until I think of something better (or someone else comes up with a good one).
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Overlord's Wife
"A nice shiny new Australia is all yours!" That moment after he successfully takes over the world... Written for the 100-words comm on LJ, back in January 2010.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Forever Nick and Nat (An Unconventional Love Story in Drabbles)
"He loves her; she knows that. He may not say it, but she can see it in his eyes. If only it were enough." The story of a repentant vampire and the coroner who loves him, told in snippets. Follow them on their journey as they learn to trust and begin to care for one another.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Dagger Eyes
"People needed saving. It's a thing I do, remember?" Angel and Illyria don't agree on what's really important. Day Five of my personal "30 Days of Fandom" challenge, this one with Angel and the indomitable Illyria. Takes place during Season 10 of the Angel & Faith comics.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Published: 5/14 - Angel, Illyria - Complete
The Next Knight reviews
"Nick's propensity for overprotective displays had insured that Nicole had still not been kissed by her sixteenth birthday. And that was exactly the way her father wanted it." All of Nicole's acquaintances know not to mess with her dad... a pity that she forgot that. Day Four of my personal '30 Days of Fandom' challenge, visiting a post-LK world.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Complete
Hell's Attar
"No one would have dared cross the King of Hell with a Winchester at his side." Crowley contemplates the road so far... and what's down the road. Day Three of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom'. Mild Season 10 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Published: 5/13 - Crowley - Complete
Happy Mother's Day, Mrs Winchester
"What Sam missed this time of year was Jess." A little Mother's Day melancholy from one-half of Team Winchester. Day Two of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom.'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
A Little Room for Cordy
"Somewhere along the line, Angel's mission became her mission too." Cordelia finding room in an apartment and in the world. Day One of my personal challenge '30 Days of Fandom.'
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Cordelia C. - Complete
French Lessons
"He can be very harsh at times, in his way, but... I am told he has gotten worse since he was with me." You've met Lucky Number 13. Now meet former submissive #4, Jacqueline Bouchard.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13 - Anastasia S., Kate K. - Complete
Push the Limits
"If this gives me the chance—if this gives us a chance—to be together... God, you don't know how much I've wanted that, for years now." Prequel to "The Collar," wherein Nick and Natalie negotiate their kinks, so they can have sexyfuntimes without the vampire in the way.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
When the World Runs Down, You Make the Best of What's Around
"Lord knows I need a good pick-me-up..." Driven by the threat of starvation, Melanie Stryder breaks into a home in order to raid the pantry. She collides—literally—with another survivor of the new alien regime. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Published: 1/15 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Rock Bottom
"You really don't care anymore, do you?" Sometimes, you have to hit rock bottom to see the light above you. A one-shot written for Leela, as part of the 2014 FKFicFest. My first attempt at writing Nick/Jan. Doubles as a 'let's-fix-LK' fic. Major spoiler for the third season episode 'The Human Factor.' Painplay/Angst/vampire violence.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
Don't Move reviews
"When you say that you need me, what do you mean?" After an emotionally tough case, an on-edge Nick seeks out Natalie for comfort. She responds with a little physical therapy. Some NN goodness with light bondage. Contains mild spoilers for the Season 2 episode "Crazy Love."
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Her Scent, His Heaven reviews
"The man pined away for her as much as the beast craved the sweetness of her blood. There was no distinction between either when it came to Natalie." Nick loves and wants Natalie, as a man and as a vampire. Little did he realize she wants him, too - all of him. Written in 2006 and originally posted on JennJ's proboards forum.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend, Take 2
Inspired by lisaerin's sporking of the "Normal Guy vs. Edward Cullen" list. Tweaks the original comparison between the normal guy and the needy/clingy creep Edward Cullen, and edited to include some of my favorite male characters. Contains some off-color jokes referencing drinking, violence and sex. Written for the TwiSpiteFic community at LJ.
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Edward - Complete
The Anniversary
"[She] had always been an odd one, to be sure, but her heart was in the right place, and it was her oddities that made her so compelling." Celebrating two years of the Porn Battle on Dreamwidth. Femme-slashy, romantic goodness, written for PB11. Prompt was: "Anthropomorphic, DW/PB, anniversary, champagne".
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
Be My Valentine: The Twitter Edition reviews
"I'M TELLING MOM U MADE OUT W/ AN OLDER MAN. SHE'LL GROUND YOU 4EVR." Exactly what it says on the tin: Interactions between the characters in BMV, as if they were live tweeting on Twitter. Just a completely random bit of shameless silliness that popped into my head. Txtspeak and spoilers abound.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Bless the Child reviews
"This isn't right. They're only children!" Kids are being murdered all over Toronto-their throats punctured and their bodies drained of blood. Nick must catch the killer before another young life is lost... and fix a mistake that was made years before. Written for the 2013 FK Fic Fest.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
The ABC's of Anti-Twilight
Learn your ABC's, the anti-Twilight way! Written for the Twispitefic comm on LJ. Contains some language and mildly suggestive humour. Do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Breathe
"Nothing ever seemed to get any better, only worse." Inspired by das sporking's Writers Against Cliches series-particularly the entry for "Wangst: Depression" (which talks about how fanfic writers tend to mis-write the real mental illness).
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Debate: Forever Knight vs Twilight reviews
Debate fics I wrote for the TwiSpiteFic community on LJ. Part 1 is Nick Knight vs. Edward Cullen, Part 2 is Natalie Lambert vs. Bella Swan and Part 3 features Lucien LaCroix vs. Aro of the Volturi. *Completed 8/27/13*
Crossover - Forever Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again reviews
Darkward/Victimella. All-Human AU. Quiet and shy Bella can't believe the popular Edward Cullen wants her. He seems quite the catch but, as his moods become more frighteningly erratic, she wonders if this is the only love she deserves. NOT ROMANCE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Battle Hymn of Leah's Knights
A filk for antis who are fans of Leah Clearwater, to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." Because my doped-up-on-antibiotics-at-the-time brain figured we needed a theme song. Written for the das sporking community on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Leah - Complete
The Ties that Bind reviews
"I trust no one where you are concerned." A string of deaths throughout Toronto and Montreal lead the 96th Precinct to collaborate with the Quebecois police force. While in Montreal, Nick crosses paths with someone he thought was lost to him forever. Written for the 2012 FKFicFest.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Small Victory reviews
"Baby steps, first." Bella has an epiphany when Edward removes a part from the engine of her truck. Written in March 2012 for the TwiSpiteFic comm on LJ. Includes some strong language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Correspondence reviews
"Things are going pretty great." Merton receives an email from Cassandra, wherein Cassandra spares a few hundred words for Merton. A coda to the episode "Everybody Fang Chung Tonight."
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Merton D. - Complete
The Issues We Both Have reviews
You don't have to accept my behavior. And you don't have to accept Jacob's bad behavior either. You shouldn't. Please, Bella, have a care for yourself." Inspired by chapter 19 of Eclipse. This fic's Edward isn't so blasé about Bella shrugging off having been assaulted by Jacob... or that she has been pacified by Jacob's hokey little gift. Written for the TwiSpiteFic comm on LJ
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen of the Dead reviews
"She hadn't been afraid, but excited. She was young, after all, and new and different things intrigued her. That, and she'd been so utterly cossetted, repressed and suffocated by her mother that such a change of pace was more than welcome." Another, more humorous, take on Hades' "kidnapping" of the maiden goddess Persephone. Written for Porn Battle 9.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Banked Fires reviews
"Without so much as the faintest hesitation, he had uttered the Unbreakable Vow, which promised death if one attempted to circumvent it." A slightly different take on Lord Hades' seduction of the fair young goddess Persephone. Written for PB12. Prompt was: "Greek Mythology, Hades/Persephone, fire, darkness."
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Life Debt reviews
"Her mouth felt strange, dry and sharp like broken glass. She ran her tongue along her teeth, and was surprised - and yet, paradoxically, unsurprised - to discover fangs where her normal, human canines used to be." Natalie wakes in an unfamiliar room, realizing she's now a vampire. Written for the FKCommentFic comm at LJ in 2011. Prompt contributed by havocthecat.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
The Greatest Joy reviews
"She was beautiful, and he had missed her." This is my SG1-related entry into oxoniensis' Porn Battle 11, so it obviously involves sexual situations. It's a lovely little pre-Season 1 ditty I'm rather proud of; I had requested this particular pairing for PB10, but didn't get it, so I decided to write it myself for PB11. Prompt was "Teal'c/Any, [any]".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Teal'c - Complete
The Heart of the City reviews
"It's more than mutually guarding one another." My first SGA fic (though not my first Stargate 'verse fic), prompted by a discussion over in a f-locked entry of havocthecat's LJ. Canon character death is alluded to.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Hunger reviews
"It didn't matter now. He was starving, and she smelled so sweet." A piece written for the LJ community TwiSpiteFic in 2011. After smelling Bella for the first time, Edward's vampire urges kick in with a vengeance. I spindled canon a little, making the Twi-vamps' bite pleasurable and giving them fangs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covenant reviews
"Hermione screamed out her pain and frustration; she was also furious with herself for not having thought of a counteroffensive, even having known that they would cross paths with the Death Eaters again." My first HP fic, and my first entry to PB11. In Deathly Hallows, Pt. 1, Hermione Granger is tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange. I simply extended it into a non-con scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Blind
"She had one moment of bliss after her sight was returned, with Nathan." Written for PB10. Mag realizes that some things can't be seen with the eyes. Prompt was: "Mag/Nathan, blindfolds."
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Nathan, Blind Mag - Complete
Without You
"What isn't seen is when the adrenaline begins to drain from them both." Written for PB10, and my first attempt at M/M. LaCroix contemplates his strained relationship with Nick. Prompt was: "Nick/Lacroix, comfort, hurt, loneliness."
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Prompt
"Batt always enjoys her flings with Teer." Written for PB10, though originally an untitled piece there. Also, my first anthro-fic, ever. A study in the relationship between the Porn Battle and the volunteers who join in on the fun. Prompt was: "Porn Battle/PB Volunteers, prompts."
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
With My Hands Tied reviews
"A heavy silence, before his smooth sexy voice rumbled in her ear. 'No, Natalie. This is your punishment, remember'" Written for PB10. Natalie makes a costly mistake, and she and Nick work out their disagreement through bondage play. This is the most risque piece I've ever written, and I don't recommend it to people who aren't into BDSM fics and Nick at his darkest.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
End of the World reviews
"She was suddenly very embarrassed and ashamed of herself. She'd begged him to bring her across like some idiot teenager trying to get pregnant to make her boyfriend stay and, when he refused her, got drunk and sought the company of a vampire she didn't know." Written for PB10, and written as a NNPacker's equivalent of the Unnamed Faction's missing scenes for AMPH.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Partners
"Being as they were partners riding a beat, such a level of intimacy seemed almost inevitable." Written for PB9 in 2010, and my first attempt at writing a non-canon couple. Here, Tracy and Nick are both partners on the beat and in bed, as friends with benefits. Prompt was: "Nick/Tracy, handcuffs, partners, secrets, trust".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
The First Time reviews
"He felt utterly vulnerable and in awe of her, a callow mooncalf before a goddess made of flesh and blood." One of two SG-1 entries to PB9 in 2010, and the first SG-1 fic I've ever written. Daniel Jackson and his new bride, Sha're, spend their first night together. Prompt was: "Daniel Jackson/Sha're, first".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - D. Jackson, Sha're - Complete
Making Up reviews
"She was tired of trying to be rational. She was madly in love with the man, and rationality could just go to hell." My first entry into PB9 in 2010, and also my first entry into any sort of fic battle/game. After an argument with Nick on a romantic getaway, Natalie contemplates their relationship. Prompt was: "Natalie/Nick, stars, darkness, cold, sorry, jealousy".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Ménage à Trois
"'Oh, Nicolas,' Janette purred. 'I think your lovely human is feeling left out, non'" Written for PB9 in 2010. Natalie catches Nick and Janette in a compromising position, and then joins in the fun. Prompt was: "Janette/Nick/Natalie, freedom, turtleneck, Raven".
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Fire and Blood reviews
"She was born of fire and blood, the fury of the desert itself. Sekhmet's fury never waned, even as Bast tried to calm her." Written for PB9 in 2010, though originally an untitled piece. A brief study of Sekhmet, the feral goddess of war, and her companion and alternate Bast, the feline mother goddess, at play. Prompt was: "Bast/Sekhmet, ages, dust, not forgotten."
Egyptian Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Easy to Forget reviews
"It was easy to forget..." Written for Porn Battle 9, but bittersweet rather than porny. A brief study of Martouf/Lantash's loss of Jolinar. Prompt was: "Sam Carter/Martouf, memory." Written in 2010.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash, Jolinar - Complete
Handcuffs Do Have Their Uses reviews
"Six years of suppressed longing could not wait any further than this." Written as my belated Christmas/New Year's gift to the Forever Knight fandom. Handcuffs are a woefully underused kink there and, as I'm a Nick/Nat 'shipper, I couldn't resist. Mild bondage. Written New Year's Eve 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The Letter reviews
Nick's farewell letter to his mortal love, Natalie. A piece of bittersweet fluff inspired by George Sand's parting letter to her former lover, Alfred de Musset; which, despite its sadness, is considered the most beautiful love letter in the world. Written in November 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
That Time of the Month reviews
"Sometimes, being mortal truly sucked." Natalie, staying at home to deal with "female problems", gets an unexpected visit from her new vampire friend. Inspired by a conversation I had with abby82 on LJ. Written in October 2009.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Dangerous Game reviews
"He was darker now, more dangerous... and she liked that about him." Nellie Lovett reflects on her relationship with the demon barber. The title song is taken from the 1994 concept album of the Jekyll & Hyde musical. Written back in June 2008.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Rite of Passage
"Why can't you be more like Debbie's mum?" Lourdes just wishes her family life were normal. Written in 2007.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Good Fight, Good Knight
A bit of silliness inspired by frequent viewings of MTV's claymation series Celebrity Deathmatch. Contains some comedic violence and lewd humour, but it's well within the boundaries of all three TV shows. (And no characters were actually harmed during the making of this fic.) FK/X-Files/Celebrity Deathmatch x-over written in 2002.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The FK Remixes
The complete collection of filks and song parodies I wrote as a newbie fanfic writer, from back in 2002. Loooooong time ago, folks, and I was barely out of high school at the time. So, pardon the decidedly cracky quality and just enjoy them for the shameless fun they were meant to be.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,473 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
After the Impact reviews
She may not have a choice as to how much more time she'd remain alive, but at least she could choose how she'd rather die. The asteroid wasn't just a fluke. The world is going to end, and Natalie knows how she'd rather wait out the end of the world. Songfic written in 2002.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
You're WHAT!
"You're pretty sharp for someone your age. Betcha don't fit in with the rest." Natalie recounts the story of her earliest sexual experience to Nick. Of course, the incident was disastrous. A basically plotless, OOC thing written in 2002.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
FK Goes Commercial
"Miss Natalie Lambert, you've been a very bad girl. I'm going to arrest you." Time for the Trojan Man to provide a safe-sex message. A bit of harmless silliness written in 2002. Blatantly cracky, adult humour.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Accustomed to the Dark
"Darkness surrounds me. But I am not afraid; I'm used to it. I am alone, and yet not alone." Enter Natalie's darkest fantasy. Written in 2001. OOC/Dream sequence.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Of Juliet and Her Romeo
"Maybe Bella Swan was part of his class because she needed to be." Meet David Pierce, former Broadway thespian and current Forks High School drama teacher. He loves working with his eager young students, though some require more special handling than others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Quintessence reviews
"Yes, because ignoring things always makes them go away, Ana." Five minds, one plan. Heaven help Christian Grey. Inspired by Within Temptation's short film Triplets. Darkfic.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Scorched reviews
"I wanted to kill him. I wanted to put the bullet in his head that this piece of scum had intended for my little girl." The long awaited continuation to the Mending Sunrise series. Bella's house-arrest sentence is lightened... only for her to find two different kinds of trouble-once among the humans of Forks and again with the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Bella, Jane, Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Something New Everyday
"There was always something new everyday to amaze and disgust." Captain Amanda Cohen on the job. Drabble for the fic promptly comm at DW. Prompt was author's fandom/character choice, and the phrase: Learning something new everyday.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Stupefy! reviews
"I was never in control of my body. He forced me to do what he wanted." The disturbing nature of the 50 Shades trilogy makes me want to dish out a fair bit of buttkickery on Christian Grey. Here's one featuring Rowling's Gleesome Threesome, in a movie-verse pre-Epilogue scene.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Story Time reviews
"The sorcerer granted the prince's wish... for a price." A little bedtime story for the young and the young at heart.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Wrath of Goddess reviews
"I, THE GREAT GODDESS HATHOR, AM MISTRESS OF THE BARREN, MIDWIFE TO ALL MOTHERS, AND AVENGER OF THOSE TORMENTED BY MEN." Do not invoke the wrath of a goddess by landing in her sacred field. Especially if your name is Christian Grey.
Crossover - Egyptian Mythology & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Trains and Winter Rains
"He never should have kissed her." Written for the fkcommentfic community's Bloor Street Mistletoe Station Round. Title (and inspiration) taken from the Enya song. Also contains an allusion to the episode Be My Valentine.
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
The Collar
"Everything that she had ever longed for him to say would be there, silent and weighted in every carat of gold and diamond." All she's ever wanted is to belong to him and now, with a thin band of metal, she's his completely. Nick/Nat. Light BDSM/Spanking.
Forever Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
Facsimile reviews
"Unfortunately, the word of one civilian teenager with mid-level security clearance wasn't enough to sway those who needed to listen." Something weird's going on in Forks, Washington. Luckily, the SGC has a man on the inside to find out why.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gen. Hammond, Mike - Complete
Crossroads Blues reviews
"She would have everything she ever wanted if she just kissed him." Edward was right about one thing. The Volturi aren't the bad guys. Alternate character interpretation with a side of Fridge Horror for your enjoyment.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Crowley, Bella - Complete
Brief Candle reviews
"My life has never been mine. Someone else has always been pulling my strings." Not all vampires get to live forever. Some die very young.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bree - Complete
Was it Good for You? reviews
"Ana's not here right now." Anastacia Steele is not at all who she appears to be. Includes brief violence and character death.
Crossover - Supernatural & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Anastasia S. - Complete
Bella's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
"I think I'll move to South America." Bella wakes up with her hair in tangles... and her day just gets worse from there. Inspired by the work of Judith Viorst. Actual title: Bella and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Convicted reviews
"I wasn't inclined to crack his skull open. Yet." Sequel to my AU-fic Damned; part of the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. As tensions escalate between the Cullens and the wolf pack, a series of surprising revelations take place... and at least one of them is particularly unpleasant to a certain new mom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Blessed reviews
"A cold shock of terror shot down my spine. What, exactly, was inside of me now?" Prequel to my AU-fic Damned; part of the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. A wedding followed up with impending parenthood is all perfectly normal for most people... but not when your new husband is a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damned reviews
"Now, my dinner had legs and could try to run from me." An alternate take on Breaking Dawn; first fic in the Mending Sunrise one-shot series. Bella, newly awakened into the life of a vampire, faces the prospect of her first hunt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walk With Me reviews
Post-LK fic. In the realm between worlds, repentant vampire Nick Knight meets the Almighty; they talk about Un-Life and the Big Plan, go for a stroll and eat curly fries with loads of ketchup. Includes a few Dogma and Supernatural references.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
"I was young. Insecure. Lonely. So I fell for the attention he gave me, how he made me feel like the only girl in the world. I thought... given time, I'd love him as much as he seemed to love me." A mother-daughter moment. One-shot.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Nora G. - Complete