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Joined 11-30-06, id: 1173304, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
Author has written 7 stories for Peter Pan, Aladdin, Ironman, Wreck-It Ralph, Tangled, Kim Possible, and Thor.

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So just the rare lady comic book nerd, sad to say that my love of comics has bled over here into this lovely mash up. Quite a bit of what you see here is requests from others so dont be shy about sending me a request or prompt! I love hearing from you guys!

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The Book Of Eros by HigherMagic reviews
A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 129,524 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/9/2011
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Savoring the Last Shot by midnightzengarden reviews
Fem!Shepard/Garrus-It has always been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. Takes place within canon during ME2. Rated MA for nudity and erotica.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3210 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Unexpected but Overdue by Sereneffect reviews
Shepard did not like the Council, and neither did Garrus. But as a Spectre, it is her duty to protect them, regardless of whether or not she wanted to punch them. So it comes as a surprise when the turian councilor-her biggest critic-begins acting... strange. SparatusxFemShepxGarrus, Rated for language and adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Councilor Sparatus
Friends with Benefits by whatshouldntbe reviews
Jim doesn't end up at Starfleet (until she does). girl!Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 167,453 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Stages of Grief by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Sequel to Chasing Thunderstorms. After the storm clears, assessing the damage is harder than expected.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,142 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Amnesia by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco has amnesia, but it's Hermione who will never be the same. Romance, danger, mischievousness, a lemon or two, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Taking Back Omega by Lady Eglantine reviews
Aria T'Loak's plan to take back Omega has come to fruition. She asks for Shepard's aid, but requests Shepard help her alone. Garrus isn't about to stand for that. -Major Omega DLC spoilers, with mentions of Leviathan. Shakarian. Rated M for language.-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,089 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Promise Me This Moment by Suilven reviews
After Kaidan and Jacob, Shepard was sure that the 'wrong type' was her type... but, maybe, the right one had actually been with her all along. Light and fluffy FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
No What Ifs by xbamxheartagramx reviews
Garrus is in love with Shepard, but she doesn't want him to get hurt. Sucky summary. Good story (I think). Garrus/FemShep. Smut. Language. Drinking All. the good stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just One Question by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Set during the party scene from the Mass Effect 3 DLC "Citadel". "There is just one question that needs to be answered now... one that will test the very bonds of our friendship. Just how do humans and Turians have sex?" Fem Shep and Garrus pairing. Slight language and mentions of sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Joker - Complete
Archangel by Rokubi reviews
Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Balance of Power by Sereneffect reviews
Commander Shepard is always in control and doesn't give that up easily. So what happens when someone takes it from her? Oneshot, rated for SMUT and language. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Primal by Dizzydodo reviews
Kinkmeme fill in which Shepard is threatened and Garrus goes berserk, resulting in a singularly tumultuous courtship. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Here to Tease: For Better Or Worse by angelaofthelord reviews
Sequel to Here to Tease, reccomended that you read that first. It's six months after Dean proposed to Castiel, and they are planning their wedding. But with the stress of it, pressure of family and new rivals will they last that long? Established Destiel/Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Marauders, Mischief, and Mayhem by Shira Lansys reviews
A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Life In Death by queequeg111 reviews
Sookie grows a brain and shares it with Eric.Mostly all fluff,angst-free.Possibly some action/drama/increased fae power in later chapters.Not sure where it will end up,just wanted a light,fun read.Rated MA for language and lots o' lemony yumminess.OOC/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,850 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Blind Devotion by Conssunshine581 reviews
20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Intercom by The Red Celt reviews
You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
You'll Be Safe by pumpkinless reviews
Dean never planned to volunteer for the Hunger Games, but it's not like he can let Sam compete in them. He's going to come back, though, if it's the last thing he does, and he's even got an angel there to help him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna, Balthazar - Complete
Wanna Go For a Ride? by The Red Celt reviews
X-post from the kinkmeme: Shepard's a gearhead, and she buys a 1970 Dodge Challenger to work on. She takes Garrus out for a spin on Tuchanka, and Garrus finds out just how much she *loves* muscle cars. Rated M for adult stuff in a car.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Here to Tease by angelaofthelord reviews
Castiel, notoriously shy, and more recently, hermit is dragged out to a strip club by his brother Gabriel. It's there he meets a stripper named Dean and his life takes a interesting turn. Also eventual Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hold Me by totalizzyness reviews
Dean absolutely hates cuddling. Except that he doesn't. - Explicit content inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Domestic Bliss by totalizzyness reviews
AT - Apocalypse averted, Sam and Dean are living at Bobby's, with their angels, and Crowley. A bunch of funny and sometimes romantic snapshots of their time living in domestic bliss. Rated M for strong language and eventual sexual content maybe
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
No, He Can't Read My Poker Face by HigherMagic reviews
It's a Masquerade Ball. Normally something Castiel would want to avoid – too many people getting drunk while taking part in the total lack of inhibitions that a mask can give them. The last part, well, Castiel intends to take full advantage of.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Turian Worryin' by Musicalrain reviews
Femshep and Garrus offer advice on turian-human relationships. Set ME3. Rated M just to be safe, although language isn't too bad. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review! NEW: Prequel is published! - Turian Worryin' Origins.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Shorts by Addira reviews
Many many shorts about Human behaviour that baffles Turians! Enjoy - rated M for mentioned Adult Material -
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Panic by drabsparrow reviews
Shepard has a panic attack in the corridor with no gravity getting onto the Geth Dreadnought in ME3. Garrus helps her regain equilibrium. Fluffy vignette.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Customization by Rokubi reviews
All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
During the Ball by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
Now mated and with seven kittens, Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger attend the Jellicle Ball. A sequel of sorts to "Mysterious Ways". Warnings for slash, mentions of past mpreg, and the occasional bout of naughtiness.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Good to Me by flippedeclipse reviews
Someone's been leaving presents for Shepard, but she isn't too happy about it. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Once You Go Turian by TurianRebel reviews
Garrus and Shepard find themselves in a peculiar situation that neither of them ever expected. One-shot. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
That Crazy Mating Call by MrsShadow reviews
Mass Kink One Shot Promt. Shepard is going through her subtle human heat and Garrus has no idea what's hit him. Sex in public? Who could resist?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Heart in a riot by Scyllaya reviews
The creatures of the Five Worlds rule everything. Humanity has fallen into slavery many years ago. Dean awaits his future in an auction house, where he unknowingly lands in a life where he may change the fate of humanity. Dean/Gabriel, NC-17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Eyes Wide Open by RogueAngel reviews
From a Buckleup Kink Meme prompt" Five times Bones saw Jim naked, but didn't do anything; and the one time he did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The IT Girl by scribeninja reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a loner I.T. girl in a big building where Eric Northman is an exec. SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric, Sookie
HandsOn Training by servantofclio reviews
Shepard asks Garrus for some sniper training. Things get... up close and personal. Rated M for sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Do You Think of Me by cvreitzer reviews
Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Night in the Wards by jhoom reviews
Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Aibohp reviews
AU! Dean is just an average man who is always there for his father and his brother but sometimes it seems like the only person there for Dean is a little black cat with big blue eyes and a big secret.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,186 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Risks of Cohabitation by servantofclio reviews
Moving in together can bring up all kinds of unresolved issues. Fortunately, making up can make it all worth while.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Not Enough Research by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mysterious Ways by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
At the previous year's Jellicle Ball, Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees become mates. This leads to some unexpected and magical consequences. Warnings for slash and mpreg.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,394 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Awkwardness Thing by Loethlin reviews
Garrus witnesses Shepard cutting her hair and freaks out. Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Buttons by My Leather Couch reviews
Jim Kirk just like to press everyone's buttons. onesided Kirk/Spock, established McKirk. M for McCoy's dirty mouth and hints of sexuality.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
The Apartment by Nessa's Night reviews
Short and due sequel to 'Studying'. What happens to Remus and Sirius after that fateful day in their dormroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by jhoom reviews
Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Talking Fishbone by Satellites on Parade reviews
Fifty stories for HtTYD. Updates daily or every other day. LATEST: Hiccup prepares for his sudden chiefdom alone. Ratings of stories vary, but usually it's not over PG-13/T. Pairings will include Hiccup/Astrid and Fishlegs/Ruffnut, primarily.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,329 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hiccup
Keep by Nagia reviews
Garrus becomes uncharacteristically overprotective in the middle of a mission. Hilarity ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sookehverse: The Adventures of Derek Southman by Miral reviews
Everyone's favorite fanfic writers are at it again. Now they're writing original fiction. Uh-oh. WARNING: Highly Questionable Content. I mean it. Co-authored by SassyVampMama.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Pam, Eric
Ridin' Dirty by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Applied Research by inthenightside reviews
Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon Human Whatever by Dire Banshee reviews
AU Castiel is a dragon, Dean is the 'virgin' sacrifice left out for him. Strange how not being eaten is only the first surprise in store for Dean. Dean/Cas slash, explicit m/m sex
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shiny Beads by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Beginnings by inthenightside reviews
this is another fill from masskink: FShep/Garrus during ME1, where interest between them was sparked early on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 200 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Which NerdStud Overreacts by scribeninja reviews
From the Studybuddies-verse. NerdStud Eric happens to catch his wife, Sookie in a compromising position and has a bit of a tantrum over it. Luckily Sookie has a way of bringing him back to reality. AH/OOC. O/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stay Dead Already by Saint Eric reviews
Will the thousand year old scorching hot Viking stallion get laid tonight or has fate got other plans for him? St. Eric competition entry.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Stumbling and Falling by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Young academy sweethearts Garrus and Shepard have decided to take the next big step in their relationship. The only problem is neither of them have any experience, much less with an alien partner! Awkward mature content and fluff. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Drabbles of Course by angelinpunk reviews
Drabbles with any pairings.Ed has skittle wars, Al works at Jamba juice? Alphonse is a nut job. Roy and Ed seem to be the only sane ones.YOU WILL LAUGH!I'm not gonna lie, he first chapters of this sucks,I was 11,now 15, but later chapters are very excelle
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E.
In Which NerdStud Has A NerdBaby by scribeninja reviews
From the Studybuddies-verse, NerdStud Eric and Sookie have a baby! Mostly fluff, some flangst. AH/OOC O/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Timeless to Me by LunaMax1214 reviews
COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Love Game by Honeypop reviews
Eric gets bored at work, and suggests that he and Sookie play a game. They decide to swap roles, and Sookie realizes just how much fun it is to be the powerful vampire sheriff of Area Five. IWTS contest entry.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Crusade by HigherMagic reviews
Knight AU. Dragons have returned to King Michael's lands, ravaging the country, and he needs the best hunter available to take them down. What he gets is what no one ever saw coming, and to be fair, the Hunter's a little in over his head as well.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,606 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
From the Journal of NerdStud by scribeninja reviews
Entries from the journal of NerdStud, my Eric from the story Studybuddies. AH. OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Eric
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
It's Damaged Cause by scooter13 reviews
Shepard can't sit still and Garrus happens to be a perfect distraction. PWP, hope you like! Very, very M!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Crazy With a Side of Meatballs by evenflo78 reviews
My entry for the Kiss A Cook Contest. Starting a new job is never easy. Working under Eric Northman is even harder. Sookie finds herself questioning her sanity and her morals after one day of working with the ball-busting Chef. AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Kiss Between Friends by DB2020 reviews
With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Driving Towards Something Real Good by Ficalicious reviews
Second in the One Night Real Soon Series. Is a follow up but can be read on its own. Sookie gets a surprise visit from a very determined Viking. Can he help her relax after a long night at work? NC 17. Eric/Sookie. I own nothing!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Devil Is In The Details by Northman Maille reviews
What do you give the vampire who has everything? Maybe the one thing he doesn't have? A birthday. Written for the 'Let them eat Birthday cake' challenge for seven of our favourite SVM authors. Enjoy lovely July ladies.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
And We Lean In by 7DeadlySinsContest reviews
Promo Fic: Self-proclaimed nerd and new kid, Sookie Stackhouse is paired with NerdStud Eric Northman to be her lab partner in AP Bio. How long before they're exploring more than their lab assignments? AH/OOC/AU with a side of tasty lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Allen Wrenches or A Handful of Norsemen by At A Venture reviews
E/S. Eric and Sookie visit Ikea. Hilarity ensues. FLUFF for my fluffy bunnies, Ziggy and Linds.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Viking War Bed Games by misscyn reviews
A Death Eatin' A Cracker outtake. EPOV, Viking vampire fun. 'Nuf said.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Shoe Is On The Other Foot by arysani reviews
Garrus/femShep species swap written for kinkmeme on LJ - but it turns out that when everyone has hangups about interspecies relationships, there is less fun and more soul-baring conversation.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sign There by scribeninja reviews
Eric's POV of the events of Sign Here. Eric is a UPS delivery man who delivers packages to Sookie and starts a fling with her. But he wants more than a no-strings attached fling. AH-OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Love in The Office by Jabey reviews
Winner of the Judge's Award in the Dead Pan Contest : Eric and Sookie are co-workers who help each other survive the daily grind. What they don't realize, is that they both want to grind on each other! Parody of the tv show The Office. AH/AU/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Please, Just Punch Me by TempestHeart reviews
Garrus is angry with Shepard after she talked him out of killing Sidonis. And sometimes words are not enough. Sometimes a punch to the face says so much more. Rated M for sexual content, violence and language. Please R&R! :
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
For The Record by aenaithia reviews
Written for the kink meme. FemShep/Garrus, joking mention of Joker/EDI. Romantic story with lots of awkward!Garrus, hence the humor genre. M/F, Xeno, WAFF. Takes place post-ME2, so expect some off-hand spoilers. Reviews are loved!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen by Xysnei reviews
An innocent conversation between crew members about Commander Shepard's relationship with Garrus Vakarian quickly goes horribly, horribly wrong. Oneshot, crackfic, done on request. Rated M for mature stuff. FemShepxGarrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Precedent by UmbralTiger reviews
Garrus and Shepard prepare to face the impossible. Oh, and then they're going to be part of a suicide mission in the center of the galaxy. This is going to be a long night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Last Tears by Momma2Leos reviews
Bill Compton has hurt Sookie for the last time. With a little help from Patsy Cline and her favorite Viking, Eric Northman; Sookie decides to clean Bill right out of her life. And maybe give him a taste of his own medicine.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Twoo Wuv: A Bloody Fairytale by pixiegiggles reviews
Summary: Entry for the 'Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest'. Princess Bride meets SVM for some Halloween fun. Will our hero save the most beautiful girl in the world from the evil Prince?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Plastic Passion by youbettago reviews
Sookie is dressed to impress for Pam's Halloween party. What will happen when she meets a shirtless hottie? AH/AU, ONESHOT. Halloween theme. Lemonade.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My What Big Hands You Have by Missus T reviews
Pam brings Sookie and Eric together for Halloween. Short and sweet with lemony goodness for all. Entry for Eric and his Great Pumpkin one shot contest.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Come As You Aren't by GimmeSomeIcefang reviews
Pam throws a Halloween bash to improve Sookie's mood after the Fae war, and enlists Amelia for magical reinforcements. A collaboration full of lemons and laughs for the Eric and His Great Pumpkin Contest. You don't need to ask about the rating, right?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Touch by Gia's Soul reviews
Shepard had demanded her crew to be allowed a temporary respite from duties from the council. They had been obligated to say yes, due to the most resent mission that had been forced on the Normandy. And what is the only thing Shepard wants? Food of course
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sookie in a Sex Shop by Pam in pastels reviews
I think the title explains itself.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Love In An Elevator by youbettago reviews
I had a dream and this is it. A/H One shot of a hot hotel hook up. You know you want a lemon, clicky clicky. ;
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie
It's About Time by shewalksinbeauty reviews
Sookie's nightmare makes her realize she wants Eric there for her. She decides to stop running, and surprises Eric, herself, and everyone else. Fun times and lots of hot moments ensue. This is a 99% no drama story, so sit back and enjoy!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,270 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dating Game by wickedspice reviews
Eric asks Sookie to help him out at Fangtasia, but it may not be quite what it appears. Takes place after From Dead To Worse, ignoring the first chapter of Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chosen by PrettyPretty reviews
Sequel to Conversations. Takes place after Book 8. Sookie and Eric explore the connection they discovered in Conversations. Love to Jen for all the Beta work!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Conversations by PrettyPretty reviews
Eric and Sookie find out quite a bit about their bond and their relationship.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Intervention by PrettyPretty reviews
With a little help from Pam, Eric and Sookie are forced to come to terms with their newly formed bond and Eric's memory. Spoilers for Book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hyper Homunculi by maybejay reviews
Random homunculi tributes made just for your enjoyment if you're looking for a laugh. Also if you want to here greed and Envy say "My tummy hurts" this is the place. Not till later chapters though. Please Read and Review! Rated for safety
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Wrath, Sloth
Eastbound and Down by FAH3 reviews
FINISHED! Three familiar faces have taken a bet to drive from Texas to Georgia in twentyeight hours. They might be able to make it if they can shake off a certain Smokey.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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My rifle is my duty reviews
Simple ideas and head cannons that I've taken to the character of SGT Calhoun. T for language
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Mortals and Mischief reviews
Drabble and one shots ouside of my frost and iron verse! ranges from pg-M Tony/Loki
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki
Being put in your place reviews
Loki dishes out some punishment to Tony for bad behavior. You can see where this is going. M for a reason, Slash.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Ice and Iron reviews
TonyxLoki M for a reason! Tony finds himself attracted to a certain Norse god, wonder where this will go. One shots for Tony and his new family and their adventures!
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki
Stranded reviews
Tony gets stranded in the city and picks up a kitty in the rain. A funny thing happens when the kitty turns into our black haired god. Wonder how he'll thank his savior. Stark/Loki, M for smut people.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Pleasure in the Black Sands reviews
Series of one shots. M for a reason. Will vary between fluff, drabbles, and smut.
Crossover - Aladdin & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mozenrath, Shego
The Creation of Flink reviews
Pure crack FlynnxTink Rated M for a reason people
Crossover - Peter Pan & Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Flynn R.
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