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Author has written 7 stories for Peter Pan, Aladdin, Ironman, Wreck-It Ralph, Tangled, Kim Possible, and Thor.

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So just the rare lady comic book nerd, sad to say that my love of comics has bled over here into this lovely mash up. Quite a bit of what you see here is requests from others so dont be shy about sending me a request or prompt! I love hearing from you guys!

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The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
The Wedding by Waenhir reviews
When the crew of the Normandy decided it was time that Garrus and Shepard tied the knot, everyone chipped in for the preparation. It was to be the perfect wedding for the couple, but with the motley crew in charge, was it?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Savoring the Last Shot by midnightzengarden reviews
Fem!Shepard/Garrus-It has always been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. Takes place within canon during ME2. Rated MA for nudity and erotica.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Book Of Eros by HigherMagic reviews
A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,307 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011
Adventures in Food by WynterRavenheart reviews
A series of encounters with the Norse God of Mischief... when he's not necessarily up to mischief.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Loki
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Unexpected but Overdue by Sereneffect reviews
Shepard did not like the Council, and neither did Garrus. But as a Spectre, it is her duty to protect them, regardless of whether or not she wanted to punch them. So it comes as a surprise when the turian councilor-her biggest critic-begins acting... strange. SparatusxFemShepxGarrus, Rated for language and adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Councilor Sparatus
Friends with Benefits by whatshouldntbe reviews
Jim doesn't end up at Starfleet (until she does). girl!Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 167,453 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Stages of Grief by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Sequel to Chasing Thunderstorms. After the storm clears, assessing the damage is harder than expected.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,142 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Amnesia by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco has amnesia, but it's Hermione who will never be the same. Romance, danger, mischievousness, a lemon or two, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cake Batter Ice Cream and Thunder Gods by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,111 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
Taking Back Omega by Lady Eglantine reviews
Aria T'Loak's plan to take back Omega has come to fruition. She asks for Shepard's aid, but requests Shepard help her alone. Garrus isn't about to stand for that. -Major Omega DLC spoilers, with mentions of Leviathan. Shakarian. Rated M for language.-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,089 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Domestic Dynamics by Dizzydodo reviews
In which Garrus and Shepard try to work out their domestic dynamics. Garrus seems to think he's in charge. Shepard thinks that's adorable. Kinkmeme Fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Age of Discovery by drjamband reviews
Written for a prompt on the trekkink LJ. Jim has never bottomed, but finds out he can't get enough when Spock goes through his first Pon Farr.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Promise Me This Moment by Suilven reviews
After Kaidan and Jacob, Shepard was sure that the 'wrong type' was her type... but, maybe, the right one had actually been with her all along. Light and fluffy FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
No What Ifs by xbamxheartagramx reviews
Garrus is in love with Shepard, but she doesn't want him to get hurt. Sucky summary. Good story (I think). Garrus/FemShep. Smut. Language. Drinking All. the good stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just One Question by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Set during the party scene from the Mass Effect 3 DLC "Citadel". "There is just one question that needs to be answered now... one that will test the very bonds of our friendship. Just how do humans and Turians have sex?" Fem Shep and Garrus pairing. Slight language and mentions of sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Joker - Complete
On the Line by pagerunner reviews
Garrus calls Shepard early one morning to check in. Voicekink hijinks ensue. Set between the end of ME2 and Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
By Any Other Name by Kodiak Sage reviews
Now that Garrus and Shepard have had their "first date" Shepard is ready to move on to the second date. Unfortunately, their nosy crew is running interference. Takes place druing ME3. Shepard(F)/Garrus Lots of Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Archangel by Rokubi reviews
Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Balance of Power by Sereneffect reviews
Commander Shepard is always in control and doesn't give that up easily. So what happens when someone takes it from her? Oneshot, rated for SMUT and language. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Primal by Dizzydodo reviews
Kinkmeme fill in which Shepard is threatened and Garrus goes berserk, resulting in a singularly tumultuous courtship. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Black Lace by Aelia Douglass reviews
Shepard knows Garrus has a thing for tiny waists... so she makes sure their first time is memorable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Here to Tease: For Better Or Worse by angelaofthelord reviews
Sequel to Here to Tease, reccomended that you read that first. It's six months after Dean proposed to Castiel, and they are planning their wedding. But with the stress of it, pressure of family and new rivals will they last that long? Established Destiel/Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Marauders, Mischief, and Mayhem by Shira Lansys reviews
A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hammer Time by AngelofAperture reviews
Felix loses his magic gold hammer in another game. But he doesn't know which one! Sgt. Calhoun and Vanellope help him look for it while trying to keep it a secret from the Nicelanders and Ralph to keep them from worrying. Shenanigans ensue. It's not high art, just a fun and entertaining little story about Felix slowly having a hilarious mental breakdown.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Watch Out, Felix by XoStarcicleoX reviews
Jealousy? On Calhoun? Will Felix be able to fix THIS?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Coming Home by Shahrezad1 reviews
Vanellope has to wonder about a few things, and asks the only female role model she knows. Calhoun and Vanellope friendship, large dose of Hero's Cuties romance. :)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Not Changing by hochmodel reviews
Sargent Calhoun feels as though her personality is too cold and harsh for Felix, and so, to not hurt him anymore, she decides to leave him. He, however, has a different opinion.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Life In Death by queequeg111 reviews
Sookie grows a brain and shares it with Eric.Mostly all fluff,angst-free.Possibly some action/drama/increased fae power in later chapters.Not sure where it will end up,just wanted a light,fun read.Rated MA for language and lots o' lemony yumminess.OOC/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,850 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Blind Devotion by Conssunshine581 reviews
20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Intercom by The Red Celt reviews
You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
You'll Be Safe by pumpkinless reviews
Dean never planned to volunteer for the Hunger Games, but it's not like he can let Sam compete in them. He's going to come back, though, if it's the last thing he does, and he's even got an angel there to help him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna, Balthazar - Complete
Carpe Diem by Mordinette reviews
What if it was Garrus who proposed that he and Shepard blow off steam and Shepard was the awkward and insecure one? Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Every Last Freckle by DeAngelo'sMuse reviews
Cas rebuilt Dean. Every cell. Every hair. Down to every last freckle.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Viking's Hostage by OldAsDirt reviews
The Vikings invade Dublin to once again claim it. Erik's brother is taken hostage and the King wishes to trade Leif for his daughter.Slightly darker Eric at first. Note: Story has been completely rewritten.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,145 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Disruptive by Rokubi reviews
Shepard finally works up the courage to make a move on her gunnery officer. Only things don't play out as well as she hoped. That's okay… she thinks. Sometimes things just don't work out. But it seems like he might have said no for very crazy reason. Seriously, how can anybody think that? Set ME2 Garrus/F!Shepard Romance/Humor with M content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Wanna Go For a Ride? by The Red Celt reviews
X-post from the kinkmeme: Shepard's a gearhead, and she buys a 1970 Dodge Challenger to work on. She takes Garrus out for a spin on Tuchanka, and Garrus finds out just how much she *loves* muscle cars. Rated M for adult stuff in a car.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Little Unfair by w Blitz reviews
Garrus decides to have a little fun with Shepard, much to her displeasure. A different take on their romance. Rated M for language and minor adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Here to Tease by angelaofthelord reviews
Castiel, notoriously shy, and more recently, hermit is dragged out to a strip club by his brother Gabriel. It's there he meets a stripper named Dean and his life takes a interesting turn. Also eventual Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hold Me by totalizzyness reviews
Dean absolutely hates cuddling. Except that he doesn't. - Explicit content inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Domestic Bliss by totalizzyness reviews
AT - Apocalypse averted, Sam and Dean are living at Bobby's, with their angels, and Crowley. A bunch of funny and sometimes romantic snapshots of their time living in domestic bliss. Rated M for strong language and eventual sexual content maybe
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
No, He Can't Read My Poker Face by HigherMagic reviews
It's a Masquerade Ball. Normally something Castiel would want to avoid – too many people getting drunk while taking part in the total lack of inhibitions that a mask can give them. The last part, well, Castiel intends to take full advantage of.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hogwartvengers by CaptainHazel reviews
Just a random thing from Tumblr, based on michellicopters sweet AU she has created, go check out her tumblr, theres a ton more stuff on there : Anyway, its just little fics about the Avengers if they went to Hogwarts not orginal idea but still cool Not beta'd so there will be mistakes!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012
No Sound For You by Jooh reviews
When John sends his sons to an all-boys Catholic school, Dean thinks his life is basically over. It's his senior year, and Dean's never wanted anything for himself, resigned to a life following his workaholic father's footsteps. And then he meets Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Turian Worryin' by Musicalrain reviews
Femshep and Garrus offer advice on turian-human relationships. Set ME3. Rated M just to be safe, although language isn't too bad. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review! NEW: Prequel is published! - Turian Worryin' Origins.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Shorts by Addira reviews
Many many shorts about Human behaviour that baffles Turians! Enjoy - rated M for mentioned Adult Material -
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
30 Snapshots: Dean and Gabriel by MoonbeamDancer reviews
Written for the 30 snapshots com on LJ for Supernatural, featuring the pairing of Dean/Gabriel, and shows their relationship together. Drabbles range from K to M, please read responsibly.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Dean W., Gabriel
Before the Relay by That'sNotMe reviews
Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Panic by drabsparrow reviews
Shepard has a panic attack in the corridor with no gravity getting onto the Geth Dreadnought in ME3. Garrus helps her regain equilibrium. Fluffy vignette.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Customization by Rokubi reviews
All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
During the Ball by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
Now mated and with seven kittens, Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger attend the Jellicle Ball. A sequel of sorts to "Mysterious Ways". Warnings for slash, mentions of past mpreg, and the occasional bout of naughtiness.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Good to Me by flippedeclipse reviews
Someone's been leaving presents for Shepard, but she isn't too happy about it. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Visual Stimulus by servantofclio reviews
Shepard discovers what Garrus has been recording with his visor all this time and leaves him a little surprise of her own. FemShep/Garrus, M for xenosexings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Once You Go Turian by TurianRebel reviews
Garrus and Shepard find themselves in a peculiar situation that neither of them ever expected. One-shot. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
That Crazy Mating Call by MrsShadow reviews
Mass Kink One Shot Promt. Shepard is going through her subtle human heat and Garrus has no idea what's hit him. Sex in public? Who could resist?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Heart in a riot by Scyllaya reviews
The creatures of the Five Worlds rule everything. Humanity has fallen into slavery many years ago. Dean awaits his future in an auction house, where he unknowingly lands in a life where he may change the fate of humanity. Dean/Gabriel, NC-17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Eyes Wide Open by RogueAngel reviews
From a Buckleup Kink Meme prompt" Five times Bones saw Jim naked, but didn't do anything; and the one time he did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The IT Girl by scribeninja reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a loner I.T. girl in a big building where Eric Northman is an exec. SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric, Sookie
HandsOn Training by servantofclio reviews
Shepard asks Garrus for some sniper training. Things get... up close and personal. Rated M for sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Do You Think of Me by cvreitzer reviews
Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Night in the Wards by jhoom reviews
Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Savor the Last Shot by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Garrus and Shepard, an extended look at that two hours before the Suicide Mission. In the same universe as my Artemisia Shepard: War Hero fic
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol by cvreitzer reviews
A prompt fill from mass meme. Shepard's straight forward hitting on Garrus can be explained by one thing. Too much Serrice Ice Brandy. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Aibohp reviews
AU! Dean is just an average man who is always there for his father and his brother but sometimes it seems like the only person there for Dean is a little black cat with big blue eyes and a big secret.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,186 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Let's Play A Game, Shall We? by Sanity's-overrated reviews
Tony and Loki play the Nervous Game. Too bad neither is keen on the idea of losing. Warnings: Slash complete smut **Edit** The ending has been revised
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Risks of Cohabitation by servantofclio reviews
Moving in together can bring up all kinds of unresolved issues. Fortunately, making up can make it all worth while.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Sanity's-overrated reviews
"I imagine there'd be hell to pay if he ever did find out about us two." Tony/Loki
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
I missed you by Scyllaya reviews
Written for SPN Gabriel Kink meme at spn gabriel. Prompt: College AU, Gabriel is Dean's teacher. Gabriel/Dean, NC-17, slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
Not Enough Research by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mysterious Ways by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
At the previous year's Jellicle Ball, Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees become mates. This leads to some unexpected and magical consequences. Warnings for slash and mpreg.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,394 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Awkwardness Thing by Loethlin reviews
Garrus witnesses Shepard cutting her hair and freaks out. Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Field Research by Thorncastor reviews
Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Night Out And Morning After by smaragdbird reviews
It's been quiet so SHIELD decides it's ok for the Avengers to have a night out, which of course means they get drunk enough to forget everything that happened Good thing Darcy made a film of last night's events. TonySteve CoulsonHawkeye LokiThor slash
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Rising Sun, Falling Star by BlueLunacy7 reviews
Sequel to Owls and Larks. ROTF AU: Evil resurrected, living myths, powerful artifacts, possessions and...space herpes? Sam was so not ready for this crap. Sam/Bee. Slightly rewritten due to Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,318 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Buttons by My Leather Couch reviews
Jim Kirk just like to press everyone's buttons. onesided Kirk/Spock, established McKirk. M for McCoy's dirty mouth and hints of sexuality.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Inexplicable by Dionaea Canis reviews
This was the offer of instance without consequence, in which you could progress and be without limit of normality or expectance. This was his escape from the people and the world, because this was something unknowable. Tony/Loki Tony/Pepper, MovieverseAU.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Into the Lion's Den by xbamxheartagramx reviews
Garrus and Shepard have been flirting for a while, but when Shepard spares Sidonis' life Garrus is majorly pissed. What will Shep do to calm Garrus' rage? Find out! M for language and sex and stuff. :
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
That Awkward Moment When by HigherMagic reviews
PWP. All in all, with a full tank of gas and his radio turned up loud, Dean was in a pretty damn good mood. All that vanished into shock and concern when the sky lit up like daylight. Dean/Castiel, wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Night Shift by jhoom reviews
While wandering the ship one night, Shepard stumbles upon Garrus sleeping in the Main Battery. What will she do? And how will Garrus extract his revenge? Mass kink fill. First chapter rated T for language, second chapter M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Drunken Brodom by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Tony, Thor, and Loki go to a motel room with one goal and one goal in mind- to get drunk off their asses.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
The Apartment by Nessa's Night reviews
Short and due sequel to 'Studying'. What happens to Remus and Sirius after that fateful day in their dormroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by jhoom reviews
Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Purple Goo by MrsRupertGrint5589 reviews
When there's a mishap in the lab, both Draco and Harry end up in detention. Tensions are high and the boys finally have a go. Warning- slight violence, Slash, and a mature scene. One shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Midsummer Grace by Scyllaya reviews
Dean is really fed up with being abducted, especially for some freaky ritual. Gabriel/Dean, slash, NC-17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Talking Fishbone by Satellites on Parade reviews
Fifty stories for HtTYD. Updates daily or every other day. LATEST: Hiccup prepares for his sudden chiefdom alone. Ratings of stories vary, but usually it's not over PG-13/T. Pairings will include Hiccup/Astrid and Fishlegs/Ruffnut, primarily.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,329 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hiccup
Keep by Nagia reviews
Garrus becomes uncharacteristically overprotective in the middle of a mission. Hilarity ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Hamburgers, Hammers, and Hardships by J.B. Writer reviews
After a victory, the Avengers decide to go to the nearest burger joint for a celebration. Thor inadvertently divulges relationship problems with Jane to his fellow teammates, launching into a once in a lifetime super hero relationship roundtable.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Sookehverse: The Adventures of Derek Southman by Miral reviews
Everyone's favorite fanfic writers are at it again. Now they're writing original fiction. Uh-oh. WARNING: Highly Questionable Content. I mean it. Co-authored by SassyVampMama.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Pam, Eric
Bootleg by CSI Clue reviews
Pepper discovers there are duties as well as perks to being the boss.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by makesmyheadspin reviews
Eric & Sookie meet when she moves into the cottage next door for the summer. Explosive chemistry leads to a friends with benefits relationship. Only they're forced to evaluate how they really feel when one of them starts dating someone else. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 201,529 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Ridin' Dirty by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bumblebee Takes Care of Me by Salome Sensei reviews
There is no greater love than a boy and his Autobot. From WAFF to angst to hardcore. Adults only.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
A Glimpse by ARoseWithThorns reviews
One-Shot: In the days and weeks following Thor's departure, Jane dreams of him, culminating in a final, very revelatory glimpse of what Thor intends for her as his mate. Rated M, please read responsibly.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
The Scientific Method by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Thor is much too honourable to have meaningless sex with Jane - but will he do it for the sake of science?
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Ticklish by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
During one of their kissing session, Thor makes an interesting discovery about Jane's body.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
SleepTalking by Shipperwolf reviews
A habitual visit with the guardian Heimdall leaves Thor reeling...and a little bit frustrated. Silly, short fun. Please RnR
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Well Aren't You the Freakiest Thing? by Chloes-Cheese reviews
Takes place during the movie, but tweaks the details a bit to establish a relationship between Fandral and Darcy. Because he is an attractive guy and Darcy has eyes. From Darcy's POV. T for language. COMPLETE!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Darcy L., Fandral - Complete
Reunion by cloudlake reviews
Jane's dark day brightens as she finds an unexpected visitor. Movie spoiler alert! Jane/Thor MovieVerse
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Starry Eyed by almost.bella1030 reviews
Garrus goes up to his commander's quarters, and one thing leads to another. Set sometime during the ME 2 timeline. Warning: contains smut. Not suitable for children!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Somewhere In Between by Christy Tortland reviews
They were from different worlds, of entirely different dimensions. But beneath it all, they were just a man and a woman. Thor/Jane. Set during and post-movie. MAJOR SPOILERS.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
I Will Find You by J.B. Writer reviews
Jane Foster struggles with Thor's disappearance. Her hero's promise was broken but she still looks for him. A talk with Darcy reminds her why she can't fail and why the Avengers need her to bring back Asgard's greatest warrior. Jane/Thor
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Applied Research by inthenightside reviews
Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon Human Whatever by Dire Banshee reviews
AU Castiel is a dragon, Dean is the 'virgin' sacrifice left out for him. Strange how not being eaten is only the first surprise in store for Dean. Dean/Cas slash, explicit m/m sex
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Arrived by jhoom reviews
Shepard goes alone on a mission, leaving a worried Garrus behind her. Upon her return, Garrus can't help feel hurt and angry at her. Spoilers for Arrival DLC. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill, thus M for lemon in the last chapter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Partners in Every Way by CMW2 reviews
Now that Obadiah Stane has been "lost in a private plane accident", Tony needs a new Vice President for the company. Who better than Pepper? Tony/Pepper banter, tension, and lovemaking later on. NOW COMPLETE.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Haiku by CSI Clue reviews
Small disciplines have big pay-offs.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/16/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Shiny Beads by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Naughty Nurse by makesmyheadspin reviews
Eric dreams of being cared for after the bombing at Rhodes. Nurse Sookie to the rescue. It's a short, sweet and slightly humorous glimpse into the Viking's dirty mind. Spoilers from All Together Dead. One shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Beginnings by inthenightside reviews
this is another fill from masskink: FShep/Garrus during ME1, where interest between them was sparked early on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Which NerdStud Overreacts by scribeninja reviews
From the Studybuddies-verse. NerdStud Eric happens to catch his wife, Sookie in a compromising position and has a bit of a tantrum over it. Luckily Sookie has a way of bringing him back to reality. AH/OOC. O/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stay Dead Already by Saint Eric reviews
Will the thousand year old scorching hot Viking stallion get laid tonight or has fate got other plans for him? St. Eric competition entry.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Last Friday Night by Sassyvampmama reviews
My contest entry for I write the songs. After her graduation from LSU, Sookie and Pam embark on a celebratory trip that eerily resembles a certain Katy Perry song or two. AH/AU, OOC Rated M for language and implied sexual situations
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Stumbling and Falling by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Young academy sweethearts Garrus and Shepard have decided to take the next big step in their relationship. The only problem is neither of them have any experience, much less with an alien partner! Awkward mature content and fluff. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Drabbles of Course by angelinpunk reviews
Drabbles with any pairings.Ed has skittle wars, Al works at Jamba juice? Alphonse is a nut job. Roy and Ed seem to be the only sane ones.YOU WILL LAUGH!I'm not gonna lie, he first chapters of this sucks,I was 11,now 15, but later chapters are very excelle
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E.
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,006 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
In Which NerdStud Has A NerdBaby by scribeninja reviews
From the Studybuddies-verse, NerdStud Eric and Sookie have a baby! Mostly fluff, some flangst. AH/OOC O/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Business As Usual by HigherMagic reviews
Businessman AU. Castiel is sent on a company trip and Dean's a rent boy in Chicago. They meet and Castiel hires him and then it starts getting complicated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
When the Dust Settles by Kayka-chan reviews
Drabbles about the various and numberous IAD characters. Updatings, lengths and rating sporadic.
Immortals After Dark series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
Timeless to Me by LunaMax1214 reviews
COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Rules by BlueLunacy7 reviews
Owls and Larks/Rising Sun, Falling Star Universes: In the interest of inter-species cooperation and so we don't kill each other before the Decepticons have a chance to, I have written this list of useful rules.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Hot For Teacher by makesmyheadspin reviews
History teacher meets bartender on the last weekend before school starts. A night together leaves her wondering if he's the real deal. Imagine her surprise when the first day of school begins and Eric happens to be the new PE teacher. AH/Lemonlicious
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 304,742 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
First Date by WastedHeart reviews
Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Love Game by Honeypop reviews
Eric gets bored at work, and suggests that he and Sookie play a game. They decide to swap roles, and Sookie realizes just how much fun it is to be the powerful vampire sheriff of Area Five. IWTS contest entry.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Crusade by HigherMagic reviews
Knight AU. Dragons have returned to King Michael's lands, ravaging the country, and he needs the best hunter available to take them down. What he gets is what no one ever saw coming, and to be fair, the Hunter's a little in over his head as well.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,606 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
From the Journal of NerdStud by scribeninja reviews
Entries from the journal of NerdStud, my Eric from the story Studybuddies. AH. OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Eric
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Carlos Gets Pwned by plenoptic reviews
TFArmada. Carlos sees something horrific. The Autobots investigate. Heavy slash, OptimusXJetfire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jetfire - Complete
It's Damaged Cause by scooter13 reviews
Shepard can't sit still and Garrus happens to be a perfect distraction. PWP, hope you like! Very, very M!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Crazy With a Side of Meatballs by evenflo78 reviews
My entry for the Kiss A Cook Contest. Starting a new job is never easy. Working under Eric Northman is even harder. Sookie finds herself questioning her sanity and her morals after one day of working with the ball-busting Chef. AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
CC5: Cot Catastrophes by Troasaurus Rex reviews
Slightly less classic Avengers fluff. Slightly more smutty. Last of the CC trilogy. Steve, Tony, a sock, and Spiderman. Slash! Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010
Accidents in the Dark by makesmyheadspin reviews
A New Chapter Contest Promo: Eric & Sookie find themselves locked in a cellar together during a nasty thunderstorm. You know what they say about accidents in the dark causing children... AH/AU/Lemony goodness with a side of baby cuteness
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Kiss Between Friends by DB2020 reviews
With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Real Warm Night by Ficalicious reviews
Sookie is feeling very hot. She knows someone who is nice and cool. You do the math. One of the One Night Real Soon series.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Driving Towards Something Real Good by Ficalicious reviews
Second in the One Night Real Soon Series. Is a follow up but can be read on its own. Sookie gets a surprise visit from a very determined Viking. Can he help her relax after a long night at work? NC 17. Eric/Sookie. I own nothing!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Devil Is In The Details by Northman Maille reviews
What do you give the vampire who has everything? Maybe the one thing he doesn't have? A birthday. Written for the 'Let them eat Birthday cake' challenge for seven of our favourite SVM authors. Enjoy lovely July ladies.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Legend of El Diablo by CSI Clue reviews
Man VS Machine. Any bets on which will win? Beta'ed by VR Trakowski and Lovellama. I am grateful to them both!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Buried Alive By Love by makesmyheadspin reviews
Taking Eric's blood changes everything for Sookie, starting with her feelings for Bill. This story contains book spoilers and has moments of OOC and AU along with lots of lemony goodness. There's a better explanation in the first chapter.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,824 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
And We Lean In by 7DeadlySinsContest reviews
Promo Fic: Self-proclaimed nerd and new kid, Sookie Stackhouse is paired with NerdStud Eric Northman to be her lab partner in AP Bio. How long before they're exploring more than their lab assignments? AH/OOC/AU with a side of tasty lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Breakfast of Champions by youbettago reviews
Sookie hops a plane to Sweden and meets a hot guy. What's his secret? And will they ever get breakfast! One shot, tiny lemon.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Allen Wrenches or A Handful of Norsemen by At A Venture reviews
E/S. Eric and Sookie visit Ikea. Hilarity ensues. FLUFF for my fluffy bunnies, Ziggy and Linds.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Viking War Bed Games by misscyn reviews
A Death Eatin' A Cracker outtake. EPOV, Viking vampire fun. 'Nuf said.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Shoe Is On The Other Foot by arysani reviews
Garrus/femShep species swap written for kinkmeme on LJ - but it turns out that when everyone has hangups about interspecies relationships, there is less fun and more soul-baring conversation.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sign There by scribeninja reviews
Eric's POV of the events of Sign Here. Eric is a UPS delivery man who delivers packages to Sookie and starts a fling with her. But he wants more than a no-strings attached fling. AH-OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Love in The Office by Jabey reviews
Winner of the Judge's Award in the Dead Pan Contest : Eric and Sookie are co-workers who help each other survive the daily grind. What they don't realize, is that they both want to grind on each other! Parody of the tv show The Office. AH/AU/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Please, Just Punch Me by TempestHeart reviews
Garrus is angry with Shepard after she talked him out of killing Sidonis. And sometimes words are not enough. Sometimes a punch to the face says so much more. Rated M for sexual content, violence and language. Please R&R! :
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Operation Lock Down by smounged1989 reviews
Sam and Ratchet are to stubborn to admit there true feelings for each other, but with a little help from there friends they might finally be able to take that step. Warning this is for mature readers, little kids you have been warned.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
Nesting Season by HigherMagic reviews
So...dating an Archangel of the Lord comes with tons of perks, but some unexpected side effects. One of which being a huge nest suddenly being built in the middle of your motel room. Another is said Archangel suddenly wanting babies. HET. Schmangst/Humor.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
For The Record by aenaithia reviews
Written for the kink meme. FemShep/Garrus, joking mention of Joker/EDI. Romantic story with lots of awkward!Garrus, hence the humor genre. M/F, Xeno, WAFF. Takes place post-ME2, so expect some off-hand spoilers. Reviews are loved!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sookerella—The Glass Slipper by Dead Pan Contest reviews
Our fav characters are part of a production Sookerella. There is a pantomime as well as a view of the cast's real lives, to create a multi-layered, humorous and a little bit sexy story. Prepare to hate and boo the villains and love the good guys.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie
What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen by Xysnei reviews
An innocent conversation between crew members about Commander Shepard's relationship with Garrus Vakarian quickly goes horribly, horribly wrong. Oneshot, crackfic, done on request. Rated M for mature stuff. FemShepxGarrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In The Meantime by makesmyheadspin reviews
What if Bill hadn't been given the option of making Jessica, and instead was sentenced to 5 years in a coffin chained with silver? Just how long would it take for Sookie to fall to Eric's charms? AU & lemons within.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Birthday Girl by makesmyheadspin reviews
My nod to 80s movies: 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Say Anything & The Princess Bride. It all starts when it seems that everyone has forgotten Sookie's birthday. Well, almost everyone....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
The Loving Sort by DragonFlyDevi reviews
Drabbles of TF love. Mostly RxWJ, but with others mixed in. Current- Drabbles with implied slash, but nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Ornery Soldiers and Sadistic Medics by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Hard Sell by youbettago reviews
Eric Northman is looking for something; what will he find with real estate agent Sookie Stackhouse at the helm of his house hunt? LEMONS! Pure smutty filthy lemons with a side of story mixed in. ONE SHOT.. maybe. ;
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,424 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Like Normal People by i'm a quitter reviews
Pepper wants to have a physical relationship as much as Tony does, but she fears that it can’t be good for his health. Sex, after all, can kill...
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3015 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Afterwards by LilyValleyVeil reviews
After the fade to black in the cutscene before the Omega-4 relay, it's pretty easy imagine what happened. But what might have happened after that?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Growing up by aniay reviews
Sam's messed up day ends up with him stuck with malfunctioning Bumblebee in the middle of nowhere. There is something going on with his yellow friend. Sam/Bee, Slash. FINISHED
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Phoenike reviews
An alternate take on what happened between fem!Shep and Garrus before entering the Omega-4 relay. NuitNuit gave me the title, which is nice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Precedent by UmbralTiger reviews
Garrus and Shepard prepare to face the impossible. Oh, and then they're going to be part of a suicide mission in the center of the galaxy. This is going to be a long night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Reach and Flexibility by whirleeq reviews
A humorous series of one-shots leading up to some yummy, hot one on one turian-human action. Chapter 2: The Lip Chew Incident up. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Autobot Phrase Book by wild-sunshine reviews
Sam has a lot to learn about the Autobots, starting with even the most basic phrases. It just makes sense that completely foreign words could explain a completely unfamiliar world. SamxBee. SEQUEL to Human Phrase Book!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Punishment by cmo-hatchet reviews
An unrepentant Jazz realizes he has pushed Prowl too far and decides to make it up to him. By donning a maid's outfit. Prompt from TFKinkMeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Last Tears by Momma2Leos reviews
Bill Compton has hurt Sookie for the last time. With a little help from Patsy Cline and her favorite Viking, Eric Northman; Sookie decides to clean Bill right out of her life. And maybe give him a taste of his own medicine.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Watching by smounged1989 reviews
Sam is sure that he is being watched by someone but he doesn't know who. He might just find out when he meets the newest Autobot that came to Earth. High rating for Jazz/Sam/Prowl fun.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
A Very Dangerous Valentine's Day by Lubadub reviews
A "Danger is a Dame" side story - Eric sends Sookie on a romantic scavenger hunt with a very special prize at the end! One-Shot, AH Rated M for juicy lemons
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Hat by smounged1989 reviews
Sam has taken something that doesn't belong to him, now that its owner has come for it he is going to teach Sam a lesson about taking things that aren't his. Highly rated for my normal dirty mind.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Porch Swing by YoungBoho reviews
Eric has some bad news for Sookie. Book 3 and possible season 3 spoilers. Lemons galore. Oneshot.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Owls and Larks by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Avenger's Mansion is Decadent and Depraved by Benestro reviews
Fear and Loathing as heroic Hawkeye must handle an Intoxicated Iron Man and a savage attack by the Terrible Taskmaster. with apologies to Stan Lee and Hunter Thompson.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Twoo Wuv: A Bloody Fairytale by pixiegiggles reviews
Summary: Entry for the 'Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest'. Princess Bride meets SVM for some Halloween fun. Will our hero save the most beautiful girl in the world from the evil Prince?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Cannons: The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Aozoran reviews
First Story In the 'Cannons' Series- Sometimes a song can inspire a little silliness. XD Optimus and Ironhide just enjoy a quiet moment together. And a little singing gets involved in a strange Transformer version of The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Plastic Passion by youbettago reviews
Sookie is dressed to impress for Pam's Halloween party. What will happen when she meets a shirtless hottie? AH/AU, ONESHOT. Halloween theme. Lemonade.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My What Big Hands You Have by Missus T reviews
Pam brings Sookie and Eric together for Halloween. Short and sweet with lemony goodness for all. Entry for Eric and his Great Pumpkin one shot contest.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Meaning In Silence by wild-sunshine reviews
Bumblebee's suddenly going after Mikaela with a vengence, and Sam can't figure out why. Turns out, he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Slash Sam/Bee. Sequel-ish: Last Goodbyes. Oneshot sequel
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,538 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Come As You Aren't by GimmeSomeIcefang reviews
Pam throws a Halloween bash to improve Sookie's mood after the Fae war, and enlists Amelia for magical reinforcements. A collaboration full of lemons and laughs for the Eric and His Great Pumpkin Contest. You don't need to ask about the rating, right?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Only this Once by Yankeesam32935 reviews
Sookie goes to Fangtasia to give Eric a piece of her mind for tricking her into drinking his blood and creating the bond, but in doing so smutty action occurs. E/S. Smut galore.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Touch by Gia's Soul reviews
Shepard had demanded her crew to be allowed a temporary respite from duties from the council. They had been obligated to say yes, due to the most resent mission that had been forced on the Normandy. And what is the only thing Shepard wants? Food of course
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Wake up to the Energon by aniay reviews
Sam and Bee are being stubborn, the only person who can help them realize is someone from the future. SLASH, Bee/Sam, other slash pairings OC, implied mpreg. A joint work of me and Luv
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Sookie in a Sex Shop by Pam in pastels reviews
I think the title explains itself.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Pet by aniay reviews
It all started with a scratch on Bee's hood, holo!Bee, slash, Bee/Sam - a little gift for xkirasakurax,
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Love In An Elevator by youbettago reviews
I had a dream and this is it. A/H One shot of a hot hotel hook up. You know you want a lemon, clicky clicky. ;
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Bad by CSI Clue reviews
Tony throws a party and is thrown himself.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
It's About Time by shewalksinbeauty reviews
Sookie's nightmare makes her realize she wants Eric there for her. She decides to stop running, and surprises Eric, herself, and everyone else. Fun times and lots of hot moments ensue. This is a 99% no drama story, so sit back and enjoy!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,270 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
what if the marvel universe woke up gay by Bothworlds reviews
self explanatory r and r please
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Match Up by 4persephone reviews
CoWritten with Cincoflex. "Come play with me."
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Put Up Or Shut Up by AtomicFire reviews
Make a comment to provoke a reaction, get a different reaction than you expect... one that puts you on the spot. COMPLETE!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ron S., Shego
Mending the Hero by FromHakaryou reviews
A small fic mostly for Ironhide and Ratchet bonding. Polished is meant as the Cybertronian word for 'drunk'. Explicit bot sex. Ironhide X Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pranksters pranked, or a Medic's revange! by Supermoi reviews
Sunny and Sides pull one too more prank on poor Ratchet, and the pissed medic took into his own hands to inflct them an adequate punishment! Ratchet/Lambo Twins SLASH story! STICKY! Mech sex!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
What Ever Possessed YOU To Have Children? by xinglongneo reviews
Pretty much, what the children of certain Bleach pairings would be like. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Mainly MF pairings, don't let the first one scare you. No wait, let it scare you. It's kind of scary...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,593 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Dating Game by wickedspice reviews
Eric asks Sookie to help him out at Fangtasia, but it may not be quite what it appears. Takes place after From Dead To Worse, ignoring the first chapter of Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by BonneNuit reviews
Parody. Kenpachi as the Beast, Ichigo as Belle, Grimmjow as Gaston. KenIchi, one-sided GrimmIchi. YAOI, LEMON, SMUT. No underage readers, please read all of the warnings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Word With You by CSI Clue reviews
Tony shares a naughty call with Pepper
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Chosen by PrettyPretty reviews
Sequel to Conversations. Takes place after Book 8. Sookie and Eric explore the connection they discovered in Conversations. Love to Jen for all the Beta work!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Order: Santalales by CSI Clue reviews
Will Pepper be left behind this Christmas?
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Conversations by PrettyPretty reviews
Eric and Sookie find out quite a bit about their bond and their relationship.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Eden in a Box by CSI Clue reviews
Making a life together is never easy; Pepper and Tony make the attempt.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,340 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Intervention by PrettyPretty reviews
With a little help from Pam, Eric and Sookie are forced to come to terms with their newly formed bond and Eric's memory. Spoilers for Book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Stark Industries, Naked by CSI Clue reviews
Tony acquires a company with some interesting assets.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
A Gentle Touch is Required by Elizabeth Bathory reviews
# 20 - skin from the LJ Pepperony challenge - Inspired by one paragraph in Treasure Maps and Black Lace - A gentle but sensual touch finally gives Tony the peace he so desperately needs.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by SweetLilB reviews
Anthony Stark has been making some rather interesting decisions as of late, and not suprisingly, all of them seem to revolve around a certain feisty personal assistant...The story ends at Chapter 9. I feel its a perfect ending! ENJOY!
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
River of Change by mmouse15 reviews
Post 2007 movie. A new threat to all Transformers has arisen. Ironhide/Ratchet centric. Final chapter up.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Hyper Homunculi by fruit-joshua reviews
Random homunculi tributes made just for your enjoyment if you're looking for a laugh. Also if you want to here greed and Envy say "My tummy hurts" this is the place. Not till later chapters though. Please Read and Review! Rated for safety
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Wrath, Sloth
Remote Connection by Lola Hard reviews
*Sam/Bee* Sam told Bee of his feelings in a message, and the Autobot is quick to give a call to his human. Two boys, one phone... you do the math ;P
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
First Place Prize: Ichigo! by Fallen Wind Rider reviews
This yaoi Fanfic which I have come to love pits Grimmjow, Renji and Shuuhei against eachother for Ichigo's heart. Will one get it or will they share the prize? Read and find out! WARNING Fangirls!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Eastbound and Down by FAH3 reviews
FINISHED! Three familiar faces have taken a bet to drive from Texas to Georgia in twentyeight hours. They might be able to make it if they can shake off a certain Smokey.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Begging For A Detention by Lunadeath reviews
Draco Malfoy will stop at almost nothing to get a detention with Harry so he can explain his feelings. DH slash oneparter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by OracleVortex reviews
Okay, so the rating is high, but I'm being careful, here. A Draco Harry Fic for Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Said... by Ryo0oki reviews
Draco strikes up a one sided conversation with Harry during potions. Implied H/D slash; R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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My rifle is my duty reviews
Simple ideas and head cannons that I've taken to the character of SGT Calhoun. T for language
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Mortals and Mischief reviews
Drabble and one shots ouside of my frost and iron verse! ranges from pg-M Tony/Loki
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki
Being put in your place reviews
Loki dishes out some punishment to Tony for bad behavior. You can see where this is going. M for a reason, Slash.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Ice and Iron reviews
TonyxLoki M for a reason! Tony finds himself attracted to a certain Norse god, wonder where this will go. One shots for Tony and his new family and their adventures!
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki
Stranded reviews
Tony gets stranded in the city and picks up a kitty in the rain. A funny thing happens when the kitty turns into our black haired god. Wonder how he'll thank his savior. Stark/Loki, M for smut people.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Pleasure in the Black Sands reviews
Series of one shots. M for a reason. Will vary between fluff, drabbles, and smut.
Crossover - Aladdin & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mozenrath, Shego
The Creation of Flink reviews
Pure crack FlynnxTink Rated M for a reason people
Crossover - Peter Pan & Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Flynn R.
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