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Joined 11-30-06, id: 1173340, Profile Updated: 03-22-13
Author has written 14 stories for American McGee's Alice, Simpsons, Silent Hill, Hellsing, and Web Shows.

Penname: MegFallow

Favorite fanfic genres: horror, humor, parody, and action/adventure

Stories I am currently watching: American McGee's Alice, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Hellsing, and The Simpsons

About my work: Depending on the basis of the story, I like to deal in mostly horror and humor. I am currently experiementing in M-rated stories but Anything "T" will suffice when I write. I enjoy crack pairings, crackfics, and anything that is off the wall; or is outside the box of the usual storyline of the said show/game/or whatever. And I highly encourage others to do so as well.

I am doing a little updating in my profile section, since its been a while. I have been working lately, and until I have a computer at my own place I can get down to doing some more writing with you guys.

I would like to thank all who have read, reviewed, commented, gave suggestions to, and even showed it off, etc. So many that I wouldn't have time to make out a list of names, but if you are reading this profile you know who you are. Thanks.

I like: Writing, drawing, satires, animals, reading, and going to the theater. Lately I have been getting into a anime called Hellsing. And its awesome! SO EXPECT SOME FICS IN THAT CATAGORY! WOOT!

I guess there is not much to tell at the moment-happy writings!

Currently writing a TGWTG fic. I figured I would dust off my old FF.net account for this. :)

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Without Her Brother by Nicolette134 reviews
I was definitely not expecting them to do what they did to Pietro...I can't imagine what it'd be like for Wanda, but this is my attempt at trying. Spoilers, obviously.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/2 - Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
I Won't Let Him Stay Dead by Mountainfall reviews
A fix it one-shot. There is a chance to bring Pietro back, and Fury uses it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3 - Pietro M./Quicksilver, Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Helen C. - Complete
Resilient by Darthkvzn reviews
*SPOILERS FOR AGE OF ULTRON* A heartfelt conversation between two (somewhat) good friends. Part of my Marvel Universe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Price Is Your Life by Hineko12 reviews
Wesker and Leon cross their paths in Spain and end up having a deal which may have consequences. WeskerXLeon. Male x Male action. Includes other pairings as well.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,219 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Chris R., A. Wesker, Leon S. K., J. Krauser
The Light That Shines Behind Your Eyes by yesmilady reviews
Post TRF AU, sequel to "Stop Crying Your Heart Out". To protect his friends, Sherlock makes a deal with the Devil. Jim Moriarty may be determined to keep him closer than ever, but Sherlock isn't beaten yet. Jim/Sherlock, non-con, violence.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Midnight Meadows by intimatedesires reviews
It wasn't like Tony Stark had any real worries.He was dating Captain America,all the Avengers lived in Stark Tower & life seemed to be calming down.Or so they thought,who knew that with the return of Bucky Barnes,Tony would be kidnapped, tortured,& forced to depend on his team for his life, forcing Steve to make a decision that may cost someone their life...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Trickster's Gambit by Andartha reviews
In the wake of the attack on New York, Clint can't shake the feeling that the Trickster isn't gone for good. But who's gonna believe an Agent who was compromised? Hunting down the Psycho who brought him low, solo, it will mean facing his most nightmarish memories, for only they hold the clues he needs. Can the Hawk uncover Loki's secrets before it's to late?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Come back to me by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Wesker's death was more then Chris could handle, he can't let his biggest rival go. Obsession is what this is. Chris knows he -needs- Wesker and he will do ANYTHING to have the man he thought he hated to the core back in his life, if only for a few more nights. AlbertxChris, m/m, manONman, Slash, Yaoi. If you don't want to read gay goodies please back away from this fanfiction now.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [A. Wesker, Chris R.] - Complete
Abuse Me In All Ways by Portmanteu reviews
Loki needs something from his Hawk, but will he be able to deliver? Smut with little story. Trigger warnings for rough sex, choking, name-calling, humiliation, etc.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Split Personalities by Nuttynube reviews
Sherlock suffers a traumatic experience. The only thing is that he can't remember it. Soon, John begins to see new sides of Sherlock, and he becomes convinced that there's something very wrong... why else would he be complimenting Anderson? Can Sherlock be put back together, or will the war inside Sherlock's mind ravage the genius until there is nothing but dust?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Will Hide You by Anath Tsurugi reviews
When Steve and Bucky are cornered by a gang of thugs and they decide they want to have a little fun with Steve, Bucky offers himself up in his place. After all, no one is going to hurt Steve while he lives. (Pre-serum, Bucky/Steve)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
To You I Belong by Anath Tsurugi reviews
The first time the Winter Soldier sees Captain America, he can't help but think 'mine', even though he has no idea why. (Bucky/Steve, spoilers for TWS)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Heroes Don't Exist by Jomel10 reviews
Sherlock once told John that heroes did not exist. He was wrong. Rated M for adult content e.g. Slash/Sexual Abuse inc. rape/violence. Part 4 up!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
It's Kind of a Funny Story by EsaEnai reviews
Luke Mochrie didn't know what to expect from being checked into a mental ward, but a group including a masked musician, a foul-mouthed movie critic, a narcissistic film snob and an insomniac gamer certainly wasn't it. Recovering one's sanity isn't easy when everyone's crazier than you. Co-written with Zeshaika; includes most of the TGWTG cast.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Nostalgia Critic, Spoony Experiment
Kindergarden by supremegreendragon reviews
The main characters here are much, much younger. John and Sherlock are starting to like each other a lot but Jim isn't having any of that. cutesy SherlockxJohn. Onesided MoriartyxSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,944 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Deals with Devils by Boens McCoy reviews
Sherlock shook his head, braced himself, straightened his back and announced, "Well, the reason why I've come here, then. I've come to make a deal." Moriarty laughed. "What could you possibly offer that I would want, to change my mind?" Winged!Sherlock. Takes place during The Final Problem.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
A Little Treat by RandomRyu reviews
"You deserve a little something for your hard work," Loki started, letting the hand on Clint's shoulder go up to weave through the archer's short hair. He didn't flinch, letting the other practically pet him. Literally just shameless smut, yeah.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Demands of the Job by marketeerbubbles reviews
Sherlock and Anderson have had at it again, and this time Lestrade has had enough. With the help of an 'expert' John, Sherlock, Anderson, Donovan and Lestrade are going to become 'best friends'. That is if they don't kill each other first.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Horror of our Love by StarkExpo2 reviews
After Tony Stark starts having vivid and seducing dreams of the Avenger's enemy, Loki, the billionaire genius finds himself to be captured by the mischievous god. Loki still has plans to rule the realm of Midgard and decides to act on his desires to claim Tony as his own. Rated M for Language, Violence, and Sexual Content
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,383 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
To Serve the King by sundayrain26 reviews
"Loki didn't just use Clint for intel." Loki takes full advantage of his control over Clint. Slight dub-con/non-con. Hawkeye/Loki. One-shot turned chapter fic. Inspired by a drawing of LadyNorthstar's on deviantArt.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
Making Friends by Charlotte K reviews
"Nicked all his Smurfs? Broke his Action Man?" It runs a little bit deeper than that. Times the Holmes boys actually acted like brothers. And times they wished they weren't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Like a Train Wreck by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
A brutal assault lands Sherlock in therapy where repressed childhood memories are dragged out into the open. -Takes place during and after the unaired pilot, rated for non-con and eventual Sherlock/John-
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Linkara's Sacrifice by Abigail Fredericks reviews
The reviewers of Channel Awesome wake up to find they've been kidnapped, but are they the ones in true danger?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Nostalgia Critic - Complete
Knife and Bone by emilyherondale reviews
Young Alex Moran is terrified of his "father" Moriarty. Murders at night and nightmares while he's sleeping can take their toll on a 5 year old boy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
I Hate to Love by Wildfire2 reviews
Steve does not like Tony, he may even hate him. When their fights get to a point that they can no longer escalate them without possibly killing each other a new fight begins. Adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Silent Observer by Random Ruth reviews
The story of Sherlock Holmes through slightly different eyes - those of his beloved teddy bear. Warnings: fluff in both senses of the word and baby Sherlock. Cover by yours truly. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
angels long fallen by Speechwriter reviews
The one thing Sherlock doesn't know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Emblazoned by Noise And Hammers reviews
Merchant clamped his colossal hand onto Sherlock's horrified face. "You said we were boring," he seethed. "Well, we'll make sure you're more than entertained for this night, won't we, Mr. Holmes?" RATED FOR EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Broken Toy by gwenweybourne reviews
Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Stop Crying Your Heart Out by yesmilady reviews
Moriarty's offer was simple – Sherlock was to go through with his plan and disappear. In return, his friends will stay safe. And then, Sherlock will come to him. First in a series. Warnings: Non-con, violence. Moriarty/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
You're Breaking Up by Dayja reviews
When Jim leaves his number under the dish, Sherlock doesn't tell Molly. He calls. Perhaps John's lessons in kindness weren't such a good idea after all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Butterfly Wings by gingerisourqueen reviews
Kid!fic. Sherlock's mother once told him that butterflies can't see their wings. They never see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. On Sherlock's first day of kindergarten, he meets Jim, the only boy who was ever able to see his wings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Unrequited by marieamillion reviews
He could never love him. They're too much of the same. Too broken to make a whole.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Amplification by toggledog reviews
Six months on, Sherlock and John are still dealing with the repercussions of Sherlock's attack, when new revelations force it all to the surface once more. Sequel to 'Sherlock's Bane'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Priceless Treasure by Deklava reviews
John has auctioned Sherlock's 'innocence' off online. His only condition for final sale? He gets to watch. Noncon, so be warned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Flaming of Twila, Da Gurl Who Was In Love by Liza MMX reviews
I am flaming Twila, Da Gurl Who Was In Love W/ A Vampyre The full title wouldn't fit .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Sherlock's Mind by R. K. Sprague reviews
Sherlock's having a hard time getting information from a witness to a violent crime. Problem is, the witness is a kid who refuses to talk and driving Sherlock crazy. Time for him to turn to an old friend... part 2 of 'Sherlock's Heart'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,491 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Jim Moriarty's innuendo by zeva100 reviews
one-shot sheriarty cause we know what Jim was really thinking p.s. This is strictly for humor reasons
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Sherlock's Bane by toggledog reviews
While investigating a case, Sherlock is sexually harassed by the new DI, who also happens to be John's friend. At first to everyone but Sherlock it is seen as harmless flirting, but then it starts getting more obscene... WARNINGS: RAPE,VIOLENCE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,104 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When the Wolf Sings by Soul of Ashes reviews
Hellsing Dracula crossover! Dracula awakens in Abraham Hellsing's possession as a prisoner. AxA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,336 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/9/2007
Hey Critic by MinnieLover reviews
Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob set out to review a movie, but they get something more out of it. Inspired by the Leprechaun review.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Nostalgia Critic
Back and Forth by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Alucard's out doing his job until he stumbles on something better to do. AlucardxAnderson, yaoi, lemon.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Did I say that Out Loud? by Witch of Erie Knoll reviews
A demon comes to England, and there is no real plot. That's right all randomness is out now! AxS by request now. With a Singing, dancing, pie, and MONKEY MAN! Who knows what's next? Now playing Survivor!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/8/2006
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Pet by snarryvader81 reviews
RE5 AU At the Spencer Mansion, Chris takes that fall out of the window instead of Jill. Years later, BSAA Agent Claire comes to Africa and finds something she couldn't have possibly imagined. Wesker/Chris yaoi, mentioned Claire/Leon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Cheap Hotels by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Anderson x Alucard AAxA Forced to go on a series of missions together, Anderson and Alucard suffer the inconvenience of poorly laid out hotel rooms...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Hellsings Notebook of a soldier by CrowdwellerRaven reviews
He's beginning to annoy me.Following.Watching.Then asking a question.Not even in the bathroom do i have privacy. Dry Humor.My OC-Character:Tina Cassell Germani x Alucard maybe a romance?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007
Flames of Purification by juna-starrider reviews
A one-shot of a child's perpective taking place a while after the fall of Lordaeron
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Birth of the Shadow by Snake Doctor reviews
A troll baby experiences the touch of destiny.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Troll - Complete
Becoming A Monster by death-in-the-orchard reviews
AndersonxAlucard Alucard is turned into the human he was before he ever became a vampire and Seres dies because of this. Alucard turns back into a vampire. What was Anderson's part? Can Seres be saved by Alucard's return?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Remember the Child? by Kisella the Silver reviews
happy Winter's Veil! A Dranei child asks for Great-Father's help, perhaps you could help her too!
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
Hellsing Truth or Dare by VerdeAmor reviews
Full Summary inside, HAVE RE-DONE ATTACK OF THE TWIHARDS! WAS ON HIATUS FOR REASONS UNEXPLAINED! THANKS FOR NOT HATING ME!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Corruption of a Soul by Stained Blue reviews
So this is the sequel to Celibacy is a Choice...I hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Mortal Sin by Empress-Tigress reviews
What goes through Enrico's mind when he thinks of Integra late at night, when only God is watching? One-sided ExI. Not for kids.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Enrico, Integra - Complete
How to Get a Date by Nightmares Walk reviews
Pip is low on cash and he wants more. Instead of driving the rates up on Integra, he decides to make a movie on how to get a date, thinking himself a ladies' man. With the help of his cameraman, he's in business. Rated T for language and pervetedness.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pip, Seras
Silent Hill 4 Prequels suck by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 16 The Goat Man Cometh. The final battle, what will happen? Read and find out!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry M. - Complete
Sercard and Aluas by KuroDark reviews
Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing has had enough. Alucard’s mischievous antics were going to be stopped. But when the punishment accidently extends to Seras, the vampires switch bodies. Can they survive as each other?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Baby Taurens by nienorbun reviews
One-off to explain me and my sister's characters when we joined an RP guild. It's a cute little origins story.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by Clockwork Paradigm reviews
The time has come for Alucard to choose his new mate, only his choice isn't exactly consenting. How will Alucard woo his newly chosen beloved? AxAA yaoi. M to come in later chapters..
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Alucard, Alexander
Resident Evil 4 Spoof by Taito-Yamachi-lvr reviews
Because you can never have too many funny Resident Evil things. Section 13 is now up. Chapter One complete! Guess I should mention that there will obviously be spoilers for the game in here.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007
Remembering the sins of Sodom by BondSlave reviews
Alucard is reminded of his experience with sodomy, not only with the Turks, but with Abraham. ABRAHAMxALUCARD rape, mention of rape, light loving slash AKA yaoi, twisted irony, dark humor and a hint of ALUCARDxINTEGRA but only slightly.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Vampire having nun of this by Tina senpai reviews
The nun is in trouble. The Hellsing Mansion find her. The Vampire takes an interest. Cosplay! XD Enjoy guys! And do beware the slight touchy feely vampire and nun ; Slight rating due to more language ;
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Alucard, Yumie
The Bloody Peace Agreement by ghibli92 reviews
The Hellsing organization, the Vatican, and the President of the U.S. have joined together in Belfast, Ireland, to fight against the recent explosion of new vampire attacks... but one particular Irish priest isn't too happy about it. Not happy at all.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alexander, Integra
Shackled And Bound by Magical Shovel reviews
He was shackled and bound by one man. All through the time, his misery seemed to increase and fade to a dull pain. AlucardxAbraham/Arthur My brain's glitching now.. M for violence.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Resident Evil 1 Redesigned by Rainbow Smite reviews
As it turns out, trusting a guy who wears sunglasses all of the time might not be the best decision the team made as they fumble through an evil and inconsistent mansion filled with scientifically impossible monster.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,797 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Jill V., A. Wesker
How NOT to write Hellsing fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
Always the Dramatic One by Rodnii reviews
He never really knew how to do anything subtly- it always had to be special for her.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Too Many Monster Movies by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and her master were going through a town, 'silencing' anything that moved. But Alucard, having grown tired of blasting ghouls, teleported off to 'play with' the resident vampire. Seras was left to continue on foot. That's when she found the two kids
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Alpha And Omega, The Yardwolves' Story by Silvarius reviews
My take on how the yardwolves escaped the fire at Mordhaus and what they saw. Slight spoilers for Black Fire Upon Us.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Howl by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
Takes place within Manga Volume 9. Hans reflects a lost love he once had with his dying gasps. And it hurt and filled him with joy all at once. Reference to rape and death within.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hans G. - Complete
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Alucards tales of boredom by Lord Deshwitat reviews
EVER WONDER WHAT aLucard was doing in that cell when he wasnt sleeping well heres your chance update WOW I MISSED THE FIRST YEAR ANIVERSARY O O DArn Computer broke ANY WAY Up date Every month to 2 weeks if possible
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
What? A 5 Year old kid? With Alucard? by alucardgal reviews
Alucad saves a 5 year old girl and she becomes...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Masters and Bonds by Mackerel reviews
How about if Anderson fell in love in with Integra and they married? AND.. because he has married Integra, wouldn’t that make him Alucard’s master? Rated for torture, gore, horror and plenty of angst.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
My Wax Doll by death-kat11 reviews
Alucard is the reason a new pope is in town. He is also a Sex slave to him. His master is dead. While his fledgeling seras and Pip is trien to find him in this horrific tale of Blood, Sex, and Darkness. Many pairings!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
Instant Love by crusnik O2 reviews
Alucard finds Integra’s computer and discovers instant messaging; a harmless chat begins to blossom into more than a friendship. When Alucard and the other person decide to meet face-to-face… all hell breaks lose. ONESHOT. Hilarity.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Mommy, Daddy, Sis, Grandma, Grandpa! by livi510 reviews
What happens when Alucard goes kiddie? But he's got the same look? And the least expected people become his mom, dad, sister, grandma and grandpa. from chapter four of Rewritten on, as this is an alternate ending.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008
Fluffy Temptation by SunilaMoon reviews
Alucards been stealing from the residents of the manor again, but this time he's snatched something more on the cute and cuddly side. Oneshot, R&R please. Hey, guess what, there are NO suggested pairings it this fic. xD At all... weird for me, eh?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Hellsing 'Institution' by Revan's split personality reviews
Institution is right...as in they should all be institutionalized. Finally updated! W00T! Integra has finally had enough of Alucard's attitude and decides to do something about it! But will Walter pay the price? Or, more specifically, Walter's Xbox?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Alucard's Happy Ending by Oni-at-heart reviews
When Alucard wants to have Anderson's love he wants all of it, and he'll do anything to get it. lemon. Pairing: AlucardxAnderson don't like don't read
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Evil Cookies by DraculinaAyumu reviews
A box of cookies that makes someone fall in love with the first person they touch creates havoc on Hellsing. Integra hires experts out desperation in hope to calm the chaos. [suck at summaries]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
What's In Those Green Herbs You've Been Using? by CallOfKtulu reviews
Did you really think that Leon was the only one sent on a topsecret mission? HA! Think again! and to think this all started with a simple green herb
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
Classified Information by MadHungarianScientist reviews
A strange story about Gendou and Fuyutsuki's disagreements and lots of other things. R&R.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Gendo I., Kouzou F. - Complete
Vampires DON'T get sick by thothlover reviews
Summary inside. Complete!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Professional Concern by Weebles the Destroyer reviews
A mission provokes an unusual reaction from Alucard, leaving Integra to deal with disturbed troops and an elder vampire set on edge. IxA, Warnings: Mentions of homosexual rape and spoilers for ch. 70 of the manga.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005
Jan and Lukes Showbiz bucks show by Kakoratt 101 reviews
sigh finally... sorry for the wait! Chapter 15 up and running catch before it goes to far!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006
Diaries Of: Nosferatu Alucard by Sugarlashes reviews
The No Life King starts his personal diary. I Know, lots of OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
Where'd You Come From? by The.Lonely.Vampire reviews
What would happen if Hellsing characters popped up in real life? Lonely is about to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Twilight's Playground by Swamp angel reviews
Seras wakes up as Alice, in a place that one might call Wonderland. But as she and the rest of Hellsing slowly become aware of how deep in trouble they are, they also realize that they may have no more choice but to deal the cards and play the game...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007
Silent Hill 2: This room sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 31 the epic conclusion to the story...how does it end. Read and find out.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
Hellsing Secrets by SlashnYaoi reviews
Welcome to Hellsing Secrets, where we show you, the viewers, an inside look of Hellsing's most wellgaurded secrets! Is Intagra's paperwork really naughty stories? Is Walter a boxers or briefs man? Find out!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Son of my Enemy by Hermonthis reviews
AAxI - Alucard hated him. Hated him. Integral Hellsing rested her chin on the back of her hands, stared at her servant over her moon spectacles and stated, “I'm pregnant.” An exercise in history repeating itself.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
A lesson worth learning by Lightning Master reviews
Set during code veronica, the fight between Wesker and Alexia. What do you think would happen if Wesker's hairgel was, say, the flammable kind? T for minor swearing.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
If Alice was on her period by KittenLovesYou reviews
If Alice was on her period....okay it was 1 a.m....oneshot, R&R please. T for swearing.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Keep your fingers off my vampire! by Kattebutt reviews
Integra can get really mad if someone aren’t nice to her vampire, but who will she prefer when it comes to one of her closest and dearest friends and her mad and evil vampire? AxI… Review please!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Milhouse Gets A StepFather by monkeyshoe reviews
Milhouse's mother remarries, and Milhouse hates her boyfriend Jack. While trying to make them split up, Milhouse and Bart find something very interesting... Chapter 9 is up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
Owner of a Lonely Bart by Simpcat reviews
A new student arrives at Springfield Elementary School and is even more of a prankster than Bart. Meanwhile Homer wins 5,000 dollars in a contest.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Demon Hamster Escapade by iPickleThings reviews
Alucard has a new child. It's a vampire hamster ... That then creates an army of ghoul hamsters. Chaos Ensues. Cowritten with Moofledeedums
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Alucard, Integra, Walter - Complete
The Muffin Turtle of Insanity by Neogami reviews
Seras finds a purple turtle and takes it to her room, where it poops out muffins...and Pip eats one when Seras tries to hide the turtle from him. Beware: OOCness. Oh, and nudity. You have been warned.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
I Hate You Father by 94saturn reviews
This is a Gendo snuff fic. If you don't like his character you'll probably like this story. Rei & Shinji have a hard time though. Warning: VERY strong subject involving rape and murder. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Gendo I., Rei A. - Complete
Passion of Fear and Hate by BlahBlah1821 reviews
LAST CHAPTER UP! Alucard is acting strangely, Seras' secrets are coming out, and an old friend of Alucards is encroaching upon his territory. Things are going to get testy...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,077 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Santa Alucard by katdemon1895 reviews
It's Christmas time in England, but that doesn't stop the ghouls and freaks from coming out. So of course Alucard and the Police Girl are called to get rid of them. Unfortunately they're too late to save a very special person...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Always and forever by Cannibela reviews
When a vampire chooses his mate, things become a little strange. this is part 2 or 3 of my connected stories, depending on if i write the other one. its not finished yet but chapter 5 is on its way. MM couples inside
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006
Camp Umbrella by Wesker Chick reviews
It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Unjust Rewards by Kitsunia reviews
It’s the last straw. Alucard’s gone too far and for his punishment Integra forces him to work at a blood drive. Only chaos can ensue, and it gets worse when Integra implements ways of stopping his “drinking problem”. DISCONTINUED
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,033 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/14/2004
The Lusts of Broken Minds by SilentIsMyVoice reviews
Seras has a split personality, Integra's paranoid, and Alucard is stuck in the middle
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Baa Ram Ewe by Phoenix2qt reviews
The proper version. A clone vampire flees to a desolate moor, plenty of sheep and a special blend of tea courtesy of Walter.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
The Ward of Hellsing by Klarey reviews
After a failed mission, Integra has decided an orphan named Drake will be her ward. As the four year old learns about Hellsing and what it takes to be it's heir, Alucard starts to think Integra has replaced him with this new addition to Hellsing. AxI!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Best Kept Secret by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
The Best Kept Secret is not, as some would believe, the vampire Alucard. In fact it has four wheels, goes very fast, and has just been found by Alucard...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005
The Fall and Collapse of Barney by Jemascola reviews
In short: the kids finally rebel against Barney the Dinosaur.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Room of Angel by SageoWind218 reviews
The 'Descent of the Holy Mother' has been completed... so why can't Walter find Henry's ghost? Silent Hill 4 Spoilers
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Laundry by Relics reviews
Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Undead Dance by PolnocnyLiska reviews
Confused, Alucard begins to fall in love with Anderson, then realizes his mistake. Anderson tries to get him back, but will he fail? Yaoi, voilence. Beware.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004
Chibi Hellsing Moments by Aaronxz reviews
Random moments in the lives of the Hellsing characters.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
Dreams by Relics reviews
Alucard can't understand why he's having nightmares, so he asks a certain vampire who clings to her humanity for some answers. AxS fluff
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Reprieve: Secret Weapon by WGAnubis reviews
Sequal to Reprieve. Seras is now just as powerfull as Alucard and the Vatican are not happy. To return the balance they will use any means, even pitting someone from her past against her... (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Simpsons in Labyrinth by Snowpixie81 reviews
COMPLETE! Homer and Bart, who have been left the responsibility of babysitting Maggie, wish her away to the Labyrinth. Now, they have thirteen hours to get her back before Marge finds out what they have done. Please read and review.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,503 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Complete
Child's Play by Thess reviews
London, 1939. The beginning of the war marks the end of innocence and the Devil takes the mask of a child. A group of drabbles inspired by the past interactions that Alucard might have shared during at period. Manga set.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Alucard
Presenting the Mannequin Show! by ZerstorenByRage reviews
Claudia sets up a dinner and a show for the cast of Silent Hill. And everything ain't what they expected. Tis absolute craziness. PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2004
Comes the Sun by Ruze reviews
An hour from sunrise reveals Alucard's reasons for involving himself with Anderson. Dark AxA, mild mentions of violence.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2004
Doggy Alucard Dilemma by Aaronxz reviews
What would happen if Alucard got stuck in his dog form and had to stay that way for two whole months? A new twist on fetch, baths and trips to the vet.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003
In Enclosed Spaces With Vampires by Weebles the Destroyer reviews
“Don’t ever do that again.” “Ooh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you use that tone before. Say something else.”
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
A Very Hellsing Christmas by DoomaWriter reviews
What has Alucard done!? What shall happen to the children!? A Christmas story like no other. Read and review!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Sex and Cigars by Dark Mistress Ivy reviews
AxI smutish. Where does Integra go when she has an itch to scratch?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Complete
Out of Control by Bassically-Syko reviews
Alucard is weak...and he's being hunted down. The roles have been reversed; the predator has become the prey. When cornered by his stalker, what can Alucard do to save himself? Please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2003
The Phone Bill by SkywiseRyoeatsyourMOM reviews
Arucard has to become a hooker to pay off the 17 million dollar phone bill. This was supposed to be "Integral's Day Off" but the role playing Gods didn't want that to happen >_!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003
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The Book of the Dead reviews
Pre-TBF/Post-SK: Critic is determined to use the Necronomicon to resurrect Ma-Ti but when something goes wrong, he unleashes pure terror in the form of The "Trifecta of Horror" & the book falls into the hands of Diamanda Hagan. Now Critic & friends must bravely stop her, or face the possibility of apocalyptic damnation. I fixed the chapter titles. CHAPTER FIVE IS UP R&R please.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Spoony Experiment, Nostalgia Critic
Hellsing Comes But Once a Year reviews
A collection of xmas stories centered around our favorite hellsing characters. Some are WAFFY, others are funny, some will be drabbles, and some will be romantic. Introducing Sunshine the baby chick! Read and Review please
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
Journey to Silent Hill reviews
The sequel to Cute Pyramid Head fun. The Gang's mission starts off on the wrong foot and Richard starts to have LSD inducted Vietnam flashbacks after eating a weird mushroom. Crude humor, OOCness, and language. CHAPTER 8 UP! PLZ READ AND REVIEW!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007
The Child of Iscariot and Hellsing reviews
A girl is born between the forbidden love of a Hellsing agent and a Iscariot. Written as a gift for someone's OC on Deviantart. AlucardxHienkel. Rating may go up depending on the story's progress.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Alucard, Heinkel
The Dark Matriarch of Springfield reviews
REDONE: Bart resurrects a evil witch bent on vengence and destruction.Now he must collect the pieces of a longlost counterspell page to rectify what he has done as Springfield's fate hangs in the balance. GORE, LANGUAGE, and DARK THEMES.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Little Angel and Devils reviews
My first Hellsing crackfic: I decided to make it into a series of oneshots: Hellsing characters going through the trouble of being bossed around by thier shoulder angels. Crack Pairings, OOC, sexual content, language, and violence. Read and Review.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
Suffer The Little Children reviews
They know who Sister Lillie may be in connection to Alucard's past but what is she truely, a vampire or something more sinister and a innocent orphan boy becomes a pawn in thier mission. Anime AU. ON HIATUS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,981 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Aftermath into Retribution reviews
The epilogue to my slash: Painless Love. Everyone is reacting differently to the events surrounding Alucard's attack with good and bad results and some inbetween. Features song Judith by APC and continues on towards Never See The Light of Day. PLZ R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Painless Love reviews
The moment Alucard walked into his cell......something was not right. Noncon, torture, BDSM, and other graphic sexual content. Yaoi. My first slash fic. Please Read and Review. COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Alucard, Enrico - Complete
Monsters Don't Cry reviews
Manga AU: What if Alucard didn't feel remorse or anything following the defeat of Father Anderson can Integra reach him before he truly becomes nothing as a monster? Sung to the tune of HURT'S Rapture. Follows up to Dark Walter's arrvial. MANGA SPOILERS!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Cute Baby Pyramid Head fun reviews
Yes, the FINAL CHAPTER and end to my story, Peter goes home to his real father and Vincent gets a early xmas gift from Hellsing and Richard cries like a baby over a baby. Expect OOC,swears, and crude humor w some sexual content. PLZ Read and Review!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
The Broken Tables have Turned reviews
Alice returns to Rutledges as head nurse but her patient turns out to be none other than Dr. Heironymous Wilson, now she must help him come to terms with his dark childhood past and save his sanity as he did hers from Dark Wonderland. AlicexOC. ON HIATUS!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
The Jabberspawn and the Fire Mate reviews
A jabberspawn POV from when you have Alice attack the green & fire jabberspawns resting at the top of the rocky hill in Land of FireBrimstone. Read and Review PLZ. NO FLAMES! One shot fic.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
We are One and the Same reviews
Completed! A tragic love poem about my favorite complex lovers: Bart and Jessica. Each one writes to the other as to why is it so hard to work things out and open their hearts. Read and Review please
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
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