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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Shakespeare.

18. Girl. Australia. More interested in Marauder fics rather than Harry's generation and the generation after.

I don't really write anything anymore- probably a good thing for those who have read my dodgy stories ;)

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It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Committed To Memory by Operamuse reviews
Sirius is at last out of Azkaban,and Embre is there with him as they remember their past,discover friendship can be reclaimed and that love is easier to recapture then they may think. Sequel to Sparking Embres. SB/OC, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,989 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sirius B., OC
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
That Black Magick by Operamuse reviews
Naughty bits between Sirius Black and OC Embre Lupin; the parts I couldn't write in my T rated fic. Please don't read if sexual content offends you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 219,793 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Stupid, Messed Up Parody by Chocofreakazoid reviews
Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
The Sisters Black by PirateQueen716 reviews
Never were there three such devoted yet equally different sisters as Andromeda, Bellatrix and Narcissa Black... this is a series of one-shots in no particular order showing, perhaps, the reasoning behind the actions behind these infamous sisters. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
LoveHate relationship by RocketFAN reviews
OneShot: After a night of heavy drinking at his house on Spinner's End, Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange wake up next to each other! Warning: Contains some naughty behavior! Please R & R! Read before "Spawn of Snape"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Nobly Wild by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
Five Times Teddy Lupin Felt Like a Wolf. Happy New Year's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Welcome To VoldeMart! How May We Help You? by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to take over the Wizarding World, but this one is different than all the others. This one starts at Walmart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Voldemort
You'll Never Know by icefire-lioness reviews
Sirius Black is very, very drunk, so when he wakes up next to Lily Evans, the girl who his best friend is in love with, he has no idea what he has done. And Lily, who remembers everything, isn't about to tell him. SB/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Want to Write a Love Letter by Chocofreakazoid reviews
James Potter is in love and wants to tell Lily his feelings for her. Only problem is that he is terrible at writing love letters. He simply cannot express himself through writing. So what does he do? How does he tell Lily the truth? Read this to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - James P. - Complete
Conversations Of A Dark Lord by Taeya reviews
Just a humour version of Voldemort's life, including pizza parties, ridiculous unneeded plots, and chick flicks. OOC, and very immature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Get a Hobby by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
One-shot. Remus wonders about Tonks's secret...Teddy thinks his parents are nuts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts by Spirit-of-Deathmist reviews
Hogwarts: a new part of the school system will send 7th years to Muggle London. WITH SNAPE, oh god, the torture. HP, HG friends, NOT slash! non complient with lots, Hogwarts go clubbing yeah! Disclaimer: Not my characters, so plz dnt sue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Top Ten things I HATE! by That1Gurl reviews
Lily Evans lists the top ten things she hates as a detention assignment for Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008
Shower Thoughts by Tyem Marodyor reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hold On a Second by Butterfly Bandage reviews
All Draco wanted was to find out why the hell he got that question wrong. Unfortunately, the only person who got the question right was a one Miss Hermione Granger. Dramione, um, T just to be safe... *hint hint*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passion and Love by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
TWOSHOT. Petunia Evans thinks Vernon is perfect ... until she meets James Potter. ::Written for the Reviews Lounge Christmas & Valentine's projects::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
French Plaits by Moonprincess92 reviews
Teddy loves Victoire's French plaits. Victoire wants to know why Teddy keeps gawking at her. Harry and Ron are at a loss on what to do, Hermione's the voice of reason and Rose is the only one making sense. Confused? :TeddyVictoire postDH SU:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Your Cool Uncle Fred by MBP reviews
We have now moved years into the future, and it's up to his siblings to keep Fred's memory alive. After all, doesn't the next generation of Weasleys deserve to know about their cool Uncle Fred? I think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
A Snapian Rant by Slytherin Sister reviews
Once titled “Snape’s Little List,” this got pulled by FFN. It’s based on Koko’s list from “Mikado”. Here, Snape names, without naming, folks he could live without, largely nonSlytherins. The first 8 stanzas are before OOP. The last 2 are spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Witchy Woman by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Nellie Potter is James Potters one year older, free spirited sister. She has a boyfriend, but what happens when during her 7th year Sirius Black grows interested with her? Should little details come in the way of love when Voldemort is gaining power also?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sirius B., OC
101 things Harry Potter would only do in fanfictio by Siacheckers reviews
Its time for a reality check. Harry Potter isn't happy with fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dr Phil's Strangest Guest by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort is scheduled to appear on Dr. Phil's TV show. Will he receive the help that he so desperately needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Sirius Black: Unicorn King by xEmilyMoox reviews
This is the completely factual story of what exactly happened to our beloved Sirius after falling through the veil, and how he became the Unicorn King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The joys of the Internet by victoriacole reviews
I'm copying a lot of people when I write this. But the Marauders and Lily are in a giant MSN messenger conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
Sparking Embers by Operamuse reviews
Embre Lupin has just returned from an exchange program at Beauxbatons and is ready to begin her sixth year at Hogwarts with a new look,and her same kind quiet disposition. But will she still feel the same about a close friend of her brother's? SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,916 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
A Bazillion Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Boomerang Fish reviews
The title says it all. Every Potter fan hates Lord Voldemort, now is the time to get revenge! Come on you KNOW you want to. I post reader suggestions, chapter 10 is finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
The Marauders', Er, Notes? by teknikalitiez reviews
The Marauders always take notes in class. Mm-hmm, really. It's unfortunate, however, that the notes they take are not always class-related and are often passed around to their friends to read... Includes OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
The Irish Lily and the Studdly Stag by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Sequel to Passing Notes In Class Lily and the Marauders are back to finish their final year at Hogwarts, with tons of sugar highs, horny first years, a pregant Remus, a womanly Peter, dog treats, and soo much more. Be afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Neither Here nor There by House.of.Black reviews
Lily Evans has always been the outcast. When she receives her letter, Lily believes that she will finally be able to belong. However, she soon realizes that Hogwarts is not without its prejudices. Lily's struggle as she adjusts to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything 2 by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
The HP gang thought they had it bad when they read typical romance fics. Now they find Mary Sues, cliched plot lines, OOCnes and more. Join them as they're driven insane by you writters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
My Hero Stayed Silent by Paloma Latina reviews
Marauder Era. She doesn't talk, but Tory is just like every other teenager. Embarassing mother, crazy friends, only girl in her suburb. Only her hero stayed silent. And now, she finds her voice. But will her hero find his? JamesLily, RemusOC, SiriusOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - OC
How To Save A Life by Dizi 85 reviews
6 People, 3 set of friends....... Friendship is strong, but death awaits us all. WRITTEN FOR THE HIDEAWAY! Warnings: Death, slight angnst in part 2. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lily's Stalker by Tyem Marodyor reviews
There's a stalker at Hogwarts! And they're stalking Lily Evans! And if you think you know who it is, let me tell you, you're wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the KF Curse by Gnomeish reviews
Harry and Luna go a hunting. Involves licking and the over use of the funny line symbol, which apparently won't appear in the summary for some inane reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's To Do List by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
What is Voldemorts To Do List? Well read to find out...R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
A Child's Tale by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a purple butterfly lead five year old Hermione Granger into the arms of Draco Malfoy? Read and find out! Fluffy little DracoHemione oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Evans, you're my angel by TheLibertyWalk reviews
LilyJames... James tries to win Lily with pickup lines, but... Read and you'll see what happens next. My first oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Revenge Is So Sweet by Kimmeth reviews
Lucius has a Terrifying Ordeal, Draco's socks nearly kill a house elf and Narcissa just wants her beauty sleep. A normal day chez Malfoy then…Narcissa's POV. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
In the Shower with Sirius by Paloma Latina reviews
Sirius always has a knack for trouble. Falling through the ceiling, walking around naked. No, it's not like that, you perverts! Parody of In the Shower with Andy by Andy Griffiths. I disclaim everything
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What's in a Name by SuGaRLiLy reviews
At home one evening in the early summer, James and a pregnant Lily struggle, trying to come up with the perfect baby name. We all know the end result, but how did they arrive at it? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Twenty One Reasons by Acelinn reviews
Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Afternoon Death Wishes by Tyem Marodyor reviews
It was on a Saturday afternoon when she decided to kill her son. Lily and James, all grownup, sort of in James' case, and married with Harry. Sirius might come along and join in the fun! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauder's Lists by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
A few list made by the marauders, and Lily. Prety much each chapter is a oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
A Man of Many Layers by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Avada Kedavra. The words the ended Albus Dumbledore's life. The words that proved where Snape's loyalty truly lied. Or maybe the whole thing had been planned by Dumbledore and Snape. Oneshot. Conversation between Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
I Blame the Muffin by Magical Moo reviews
It was the muffin. All of this was the muffin’s fault, I decided. If it hadn’t been for that wretched, evildoing bread product, I wouldn’t be in such an incredibly... compromising situation right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
13 Signs by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ways to annoy Snape! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Want to annoy Snape? Read this fic and do what it says! Ans PLEASE review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
The Simpsons meet Harry Potter by phix27 reviews
Complete and utter nonsense, READ IT!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
No Longer Allowed At Hogwarts: Sirius style by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
30 Things That a Dark Lord Must and Must Not Do by The Fraternizing Farting Dragon reviews
Humorous oneshot. RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Lord Voldemort by Athena2008 reviews
A different take on Lord Voldemort... see what he's really thinking when he's in between evil plots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Voldemort
Say Goodbye, Pet by I Call Him Fred reviews
That horrible night when Sirius finds Lily and James in their destroyed home. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
That Night by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot] I don’t remember much after that. I just remember that cold, cold voice and the green light. And it was gone. The nightmare was over. The dream had begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - James P. - Complete
Helping Heads by Forever A Fool of Fortune reviews
Remus and Sirius overhear Lily and James having some... trouble upstairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauder's Diary by Bing Bong reviews
Diary of the 4 marauders with replies from each when owner writes in it. Property of ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Barney the Dinosaur: The Pain Behind the Man by Roxanne1 reviews
Barney questions his feeble existence while dialoguing with various other entertainers/characters from children's TV shows, including Mister Rogers, Steve from Blues Clues, Elmo and Big Bird, and the Teletubbies. Contains profanity, mild angst, and impli
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2001
Of Kissing Rubbish and Giving the Finger by Carolyn the Lovely Lynn reviews
Dumbledore resigns!! I wonder who takes over Hogwarts? You just find out and see!! I wrote this with my friend, happy laughing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2001
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Its Eddie's Fault! reviews
“Hang on Lily, you mean to tell me that the teddy that the James Potter gave you for a birthday present, that you said you hated has gone missing and you want it back?” Damn Emmeline and her adding two and two together. Lily has lost her teddy! Now what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Breaking the News reviews
Old Siward returned to England to break the news of his son's death to his wife. His thoughts about the death of his son and Macbeth, cited to his wife.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Three Dorks and a Dictator reviews
The title says it all, Lily Evans' insight to the Marauders for the Hogwarts Newsletter, in a 10 part series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008
What the Marauders got up to in their spare time reviews
Did you wanna know? read on to find out... It includes many a misfortune for the Slytherins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
What Really Happened reviews
Do you really wanna know how Lily and James found out about how YouKnowWho was hunting them down? It's funny...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete