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Joined 12-01-06, id: 1173829, Profile Updated: 09-01-12
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Let's see...I'm from the mightly city of Leeds (England for those that have never heard of it). I'm currently at the University of Bangor studying psychology. Writing is a hobby, i don't really see a future in it for me but i enjoy it and i don't suck (i'm just not at the same level as a serious author). I only have two serious stories on here, the other two are just a bit of fun and i don't think they reflect my capablities very well.

My stories

Temptation (complete) - i came up with the idea in my English class after my GCSE mock. My friends say it's like Moulin Rouge, but i didn't realise until after i had written it. It's basically a story about a pirate and a prostitute, and how they think that the other doesn't love them back

100 ways to drive Captain Jack Sparrow insane (complete) - A random idea that popped into my head. It's a bunch of ways to drive Jack Sparrow insane to the point that he may kill you.

Ways to drive characters of POTC insane (in progress) - Similar idea to the Jack Sparrow one, except that each chapter is a different character.

I have a few pet hates, i would say my top three when it comes to stories are spelling mistakes that a spell checker would pick up, historical things that are wrong (for example i once read a story where the earthquake happened, but that happened before the movie was set), and last but not least childish writing (i know people are on here to improve and i was pretty bad to start with but i just can't bring myself to read more than a paragraph that's been written by a thirteen year old on way too much sugar, i'm sure you know what i mean if you've read those stories too.)

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Hello from Sunny Hamunaptra! by Nacey reviews
Evelyn entertains her old school chum Constance Adams in Hamunaptra with the company of Jonathan, Ardeth and little Alex. All hell breaks loose when Evelyn encounters the lost city of Amarna and things don't go quite to plan...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,007 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
How To Tame The Untamable by The DuTchess of Doom reviews
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch47 up 20-Dec-2011!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Two Captains by Tulio and Miguel reviews
After being stripped of her title and thrown off of her own ship, Captain Ryenne Caelar makes one huge mistake: getting on the wrong side of Captain Jack Sparrow. And now, she finds she needs his help more than ever. Complete - now with alternate ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 214,938 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Someone Saved My Life Tonight by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! They didn't choose to be partnered together or for tragedy to strike. But now, lost, hurt, and together, they must choose to save each other . . . or die alone. Dramione. Rated M for language. Adult content in later chapters. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,953 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Converted Sensations by Tulips and Jill reviews
Hermione's hiding a terrible secret from even her closest friends. Late night rounds and cruel games reveal this secret to the one person who knows her the least. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Captain Redd's Lost Treasure by Vipera berus reviews
Sparrow kidnaps a female pirate with a big secret. When her secret is revealed, it's going to take a shirtless Jack, a crazy girl and the Black Pearl on an adventure searching for a Lost Treasure. R for violence and very soon for something else as well...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,521 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
The Secret of Hell Water by Raya reviews
post PotC: I've done my absolute best to keep Jack in character! Jack Sparrow sets off on a new adventure filled with excitement, danger, rum, and unexpected romance! This is NOT a Mary-Sue! JackOC and WE- THE END!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
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Dying to live again reviews
Elena desperate to escape the trials of Tortuga stows away on Jack's ship only to be caught up in an adventure of a lifetime. Jack is drawn to the woman, only to find that she has a more than colourful past. Jack/OC. Rated for swearing, violence and sexual references.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013
Ways to drive characters of POTC insane reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin, so far it's Norrington, William Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack, Cutler Becket, ScarletGiselle, Tia Dalma, Barbosa, Ana Maria. NEW CHAPTER PINTEL AND RAGETTI
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
Temptation reviews
Because of who they are they could never admit to loving the other, and yet that's exactly what they wanted to do, they tried to resist the temptation but could not help falling back in each others arms.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
100 ways to drive Captain Jack Sparrow insane reviews
previously called twenty ways to drive captain jack sparrow insane. Does exactly what it says on the tin, a list of things that you could do to drive our beloved Sparrow slowly insane.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete