Author has written 11 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Glee.
"Church laws are fallible because they were created by man."
"If yaoi's a sin, then I'm going to Hell."
"The road to Hell is paved with the skulls of students."
"I'll bring my sparkling personality!"
"The sun is causing global warming. We should get rid of it."
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take... but by the moments that take your breath away."
"There come a few times in a persons life where there is a clear choice. The difference between one person and another person and another is how they meet that choice." -Cadvan, The Naming
"You have nothing to fear but fear itself." - FDR
"We fear that which we cannot see." - BLEACH
"Death is not the worst that could happen to men." -Plato
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days we really believe that to be the world's one and only truth." - Alphonse Elric, FMA
"Not all who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolken
"The world is imperfect... that's why it's so damn beautiful." -Roy Mustang, FMA
"Hit first and hide the bodies later."
"Just because I'm getting older, doesn't mean I have to grow up."
"If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem - it is reality."
"Heaven isn't a place, it's a feeling."
"To the organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."-Albus Dumbledore
"Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side. It has a dark side. And it holds the world together."
"Diplomacy: The ability to tell a person to 'Go To Hell' in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip."
"Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son. Flesh of the servant, willingly given, you will revive your master. Blood of the enemy forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe." -Wormtail
"No legs I have to dance, no lungs have I to breathe, no life I have to live or die, but yet I do all three. What am I?"
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your own name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."- Fred/George Weasley
"Doctor, collect thy fee While the patient aileth, For then thou art a god. If he recovers, thou art a thief. If he dies, thou art a murderer."
"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -Johnny Depp
"Compared to the dullest human being actually walking about on the face of the earth and casting his shadow there, the most brilliantly drawn character in a novel is but a bag of bones."-Stephen King's Bag of Bones
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."-Albert Einstein
"Every day is a good day when you wake up and don’t find your name in the obituaries."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome!"
A decent pen: 2.99 Package of lined paper: 0.99 Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless
"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section."
"I'm a superhero without the motives or super powers!"
"The brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all."-Albus Dumbledore
"There is one story, but infinite ways to tell it. Make sure you're center stage in your version."
"For a candle loses nothing by lighting another candle."
"You can fix anything with duct tape. If you still can't fix it, then you're not using enough duct tape."
"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have a heart of a small boy-and I keep it in a jar on my desk"-Stephen King
"If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter which path you take." Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol 'What's you destination?'
"Life is like freshly squeezed lemon juice. Add a little sugar and everything is sweetened."
"The bond between a book and its reader is legendary."
"I had a pet rock, but it died."
"You know you're reading a good book when you can't stop turning its' pages."
"Each candle on a birthday cake is a new lesson learned that year."
"‘Every rose has its thorns but even that won’t stop an admirer from pursuing such beauty."
"If Immortals can die, what hope is there for Eternity..."
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make 60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning y our clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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