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Author has written 12 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ninja Turtles, Yami no Matsuei, Army of Two, Left 4 Dead, and Vampire Knight.

Name: Classified.

Codename: E.K.A.

DOB: Classified.

Residence: Classified.

Likes: Music, Movies, Video Games (new and retro), Art, Literature, Anime, Cartoons (90's and earlier), Fashion (street), Dance, Money, Food, Cars.

Dislikes: People, Waking up Early, Bills, Working, Pricks.

Favorite Writers: Tolkien, Rowling, Bronte, Austen, Hesse, Kawabata, Gaiman.

~(Death)~

(1) the act of dying;the termination of life
(2) the state of being dead
(3) the personification of the destroyer of life
(4) your immediate future

~...Intriguing...no?...~

Thought not.

Forgive me, as I am not a very social person...
...I hate you all.

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Each Coming Night by balmorhea reviews
Sirius escapes Azkaban with the intention of finding Pettigrew and avenging the Potters, but what he doesn't know is that protecting Harry is much more difficult than uncovering a certain rat. With the whole world after him, Sirius must find a way to stop Voldemort's return and maybe convince his godson that he isn't insane along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
In His Stead by IceAngel7 reviews
"Do you wish then that our places had been exchanged?" Faramir and his companions' journey from Imladris draws near to its end in the City of Kings. Completed July 2012.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,424 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
Francis and the Hunter by Unknown-Bliss reviews
"Francis' mind went into overdrive. He didn't have enough time reload. He'd be dead before he could get new magazines. He made a split-second decision he knew he'd regret. It was crazy. It was all he had." In which a helpless Francis encounters a Hunter.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Francis
Blessing by Strati reviews
Stoick was -this close- to losing his only child. That's got to be a bit of a wake-up call.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Children At Heart by PhantomPenguin reviews
With the Mad Hatter as her friend and guardian, Alice must face the trials and tribulations that accompany being a logical soul stranded in an illogical world. Growing up just got a lot more complicated. Inspired by WCMI, but entirely independent.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
I Don't Hate Everything by WildWolf7 reviews
Francis seems to hate everything. At least that's what he thought... One-shot!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Francis, Zoey] - Complete
We All Go Down by Vergalicious reviews
His lips twisted into a smile and his fingers touched her chin. “We ain’t heroes, Zoey.” And this is how it all ends.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
Closing In by Confused Confusion reviews
Deep down, Zoey knew they wouldn't make it through this. The graffiti had suggested they go to the lighthouse...so how could it end up going so wrong? Can you feel it? Closing in...all around you...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
I, Francis by Bagatelle reviews
I’m standing right here, gunning down all the rest, and I’m loving life, for the most part. A series of vignettes told from Francis' POV. Slightly Francis/Zoey. Will be continued.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Francis, Zoey
Bigger Piece of the Pie by Naniris
Who was really pulling the strings at SSC?
Army of Two - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice M., R. Dalton - Complete
Of Infected And Chicken Noodle by sparxXx reviews
Zoey is sick and It's getting on Francis' nerves.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Three Two One Dammit! by Naniris reviews
Coop snipe was supposed to make things easier
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
Pimped Out and Nothing to Show for it by Naniris reviews
Rios and Salem have a conversation about weaponry... while killing people.
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Snowy Leopardess reviews
Tsuzuki's having a rather interesting dream tonight.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Hisoka K., A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Life by Accident by SeaWench reviews
Even the Big, Bad Wolf gets his chance at happiness.
Fables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Respite by StormOfTheNorth reviews
Before facing the perils of the Netherworld Core, Keats and Ellen take a look at the challenges they have endured, and the ones still to come - My take on the scene before Ellen absorbs the Seal of Baral.
Folklore - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Keats, Ellen - Complete
Laid to Rest by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Something has been bothering Ellen since she left Doolin, and Keats may have the solution to her problem. But can she pry it out of him? Genfic. One shot.
Folklore - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Ellen, Keats - Complete
this mirrored perspective by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
Bigby and Snow, as the years pass.
Fables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Those Tears, That Smile by Memory Dragon reviews
Doumeki wants to remember those tears and that smile, no matter what the cost. That was what he chose.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Clarity by Madhumalati reviews
What do you do when someone dies for you? And what do you do with your saviour? Animeverse, post episode 23. Vaguely DouWata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Depth by yoyo-anarchy reviews
Donatello finds out that some unsolicited brotherly affection is often the best kind of pickmeup. Just a bit of fluff, and I do mean fluff. Rated for a smidgeon of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
The Sound Of His Voice by Efiwyvan reviews
Raph and Mike come under fire. Glass shatters, the world turns upside down...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
In the Blood by fancyjules reviews
She curls her legs up into her chest, almost as if protecting herself, but she looks at you as she answers, that sad smile Peter talked about playing on her face, and it’s her eyes you can’t look away from. Nathan and Claire familial bonding, one shot.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Distractions by gypsystears reviews
When Michelangelo reads about a short story contest in his favorite writing magazine, he becomes bound and determined to write the best story possible. All he needs is a little peace and quiet with no distractions...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2006
Oversight by Serenetwinkle reviews
Watanuki has a headache.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
First Impressions by white lotus reviews
Vincent, meet Marlene.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Vincent V., Marlene W. - Complete
Human After All by Sarahlee reviews
When Bosco and Ty are partnered up, their normal, run-of-the-mill day takes a deadly turn.
Third Watch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,948 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003
Mind Games by Siripiritus reviews
Harry Potter is in a coma due to an "accident" in Potions. He finds that no one can see or hear him when he awakes. Is he dead? Not sure, but he can posses people. Watch out Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tea by Inuness reviews
14 CHAPTERS AND STILL GOIN!(rewriting into story format) Bwahaha, this fanfic is about Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke (and sometimes Keiko) and what happenes when they drink funny tea....R&R pweez? its funny and i would appreciate it
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,283 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Kingdom of Ends by Dorian Gray reviews
Tsuzuki is having a rough couple of weeks.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
The City of Lost Causes by Dorian Gray reviews
Tsuzuki watches over an injured Hisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Complete
The Innocence I Never Had by Matoko Shizaki reviews
Told from Hiei's POV. Hiei spends the day with his kawaii niece.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2003
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It’s 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Dust reviews
After watching season 1 and 2 of Vampire Knight I was terribly disappointed, but here's how I want to wrap up the series. This is old and I edited it up a bit and slapped it on here. Just for fun. Spoiler alert.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Yuki C., Zero K.
Abide With Me reviews
Francis has never really felt like he belonged, but one night as he struggles to save a fallen comrade he realizes that maybe, deep down, where he's at is really where he's always wanted to be. Slight FrancisxZoey. T4Language
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Day 41 And Counting reviews
Major 40th Day Spoilers. After the events of Shanghai the guys have to deal with their sins and find that neither really know how to. A story about trying to rescue people from themselves even if they don't want to be saved. No slash.
Army of Two - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2010 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
When The Cicadas Cry reviews
Tsuzuki and Hisoka are called to investigate a mysterious string of disappearances in the town of Hinamizawa. At first things go as expected, but eventually the supernatural begins to show an unexpected face, and even Guardians of Death are not immune.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K.
The Heart of the Team reviews
When Michelangelo is injured one night in a fight, the turtles end up reflecting on where they, and their little brother, fall in the group. With Mikey being the heard of the team, could they face the blow of losing him or any of their brothers?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Yin and Yang reviews
Yin and Yang is not the story of opposite beings, but different strengths that work together as one. Follow the story of Iroh and Zuko, from Iroh's beginnings to Zuko's end, and what happens when you realize that all you have is what's with you in the end
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Iroh, Zuko
Good tea, Good Company reviews
A cup of tea is only as good as the company you share it with.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Uncle Iroh's Love reviews
Iroh confesses in full his fatherly affection toward a sleeping Zuko, and what he wish he could undo if fate would allow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
They Thought They Heard Him Singing reviews
Zuko is dying from a wound given to him by Azula, and Iroh must stand by and watch helplessly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
How to Say Goodbye reviews
What words do you give to those you have left behind? Genkai's words that she left for Shizuru to give to the others. What were they, and how she react to them? No slash.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Shizuru K., Genkai - Complete
When the World Ends reviews
The gang is falling apart. Yusuke is beginning to feel his heritage take over. Kuwabara is losing his powers all together. Kurama is inflicted with a mysterious disease, and Hiei is going blind. And if that's enough...takes place after the series ends
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006
The Measure of A Man reviews
Kurama gives his own in depth and thoughtful insights on perhaps the most reclusive character of the team. No slash.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete