lotus head

(make tea, not war.)

LOTUS-CHAN IS a high-schooler, a female, a st00pid head, a (bad) fic writer, a wannabe poet, a h00man with a sucky computer that has no Microsoft Word and thus, has no spell check, no longer T.I.B.E.-sway-

LOTUS-CHAN READS FIC WITH shonen-ai, shoujo-ai, het, etc. She also likes her LiveJournal. She likes it when people friend her account -hint, hint-

LOTUS-CHAN DOES NOT ENJOY most OCs, bad spellers, redundant grammar, people who are close-minded about things to the point of absurditity, and cherry tomatoes.

LOTUS-CHAN OWNS none of the things she writes about. She would like you all to know that "Eye own nun of 'dis stooff! Eet bel0ngs 2 teh actual cr8rs of teh thingeh, teh Cr8r knot bean meh. Dis ish meh disclamaaaaar fer allla tehse ficcehs."

(you knew these were coming... DX )

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

98 percent of teenagers has tried doing pot. Put this in your profile if you like bagels.