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HI. Now, sometimes there's two of us, and sometimes there's just one, so...By the way, I'm brown dog, and black cat just might kill me for writing this, but she's my best friend, so she probably won't. We live in Lander, Wyoming, USA, and while I've never been out of the country, that lucky girl almost got to go to school in Monaco(?)!!!! I love snow, and she likes it too, but not as much as me (sticks out tongue at black cat). We've only got one joint story, but (black cat hits brown dog over the head) well, seeing as this is mainly her account, maybe I shouldn't tell you to read my stories written as Squirrelbait the Third. By the by, we're both girls, but I'm more of a romantic (please see the dictionary and/or consult Nealan Of Queenscove from Tamora Pierce's Protector Of The Small series for the definition of this word), meaning I write the mushy scenes and the battle scenes most of the time, because, well, yeah. She's better at starting stories and characterization, though, not to mention coming up with ideas when I've got writer's block!

Black Cat here! I just want to tell you some things about me before you get a bad impression from brown dog. I love manga, such as Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Bleach and Inuyasha in that order. Only the kind in Japanese for Naruto and Bleach. I canot watch American Naruto and Bleach. Its just not possible for me.

My favorite kind of crossover is Naruto and HP. I enjoy a more cynical piont of rather than brown dog, and usually hate romance, like Brown dog said. I love any kind of character who nobody really understands, but is still awesome. Uh, yeah, thats pretty much everything.

Ok, now this is the big long part about pairings that everybody just skims over but is obviously fun to write anyway because everyone has one.

NO SLASH except for canon pairings and Remus/Sirius when it is part of a Lily/James fic.-this is coming from brown dog again, but I'm pretty sure black cat feels the same

ALL canon pairings in Tamora Pierce's Tortall series-both

Remus/Tonks-mainly brown dog

Ron/Hermione-both of us

Harry/Ginny-mainly brown dog

Buttercup/Wesley-both

Briar/Sandry-brown dog

Blade/Claudia-both

Elda/Flurry-both (?)

Uuuuum, yeah, this is getting boring, so I (brown dog the marvelous) am just going to say that we usually like canon pairings and that I have a weird and random sense of humor that flickers on and off.

We probably won't do any songfics or anything, or much romance, 'cause, well, black cat doesn't like it too much... Can I warn you, though, that we sometimes go for long periods of time without updating?

This is black cat. Honestly, Brown dog, dodn't start pairings if your not going to finish them! I didn't go to Jackson to pout, either! Man, you're annoying! Your still me best friend though... Um, yeah, sorry if we haven't updated in a while. :P. I'm working on the Eragon chapter with Lupin and Derk. It should be interesting!

Ok, back to the fun part of explaining us to them, black cat! Sheez, such a wonderful(ly strange) person such as the infamous brown dog may do what ever they like about pairings! ...Unless you say not too, of course. Don't hit me!!! We both like skating (ice), and swimming, and reading, and writing and and and..

ENOUGH! I AM THE ALMIGHTY PRINTING PRESS AND I COMMAND YOU TO STOP DITHERING AND LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK!!!

fine. Be that way. I won't give you the privilege of listening to my so-called dithering then! hmph

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 20,096 - Follows: 17,605 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reclaiming Life by Sangelide reviews
Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,285 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Legacy of the Hokages by Lysander45 reviews
One discovery leads to another, the first terrible but the second, the second holds the key to life and death itself. Naruto my way, following the manga story using an altered universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,791 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Naruto U.
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Mind's Eye by MuhiTatsu reviews
AU NaruHarem. In this story, Naruto is taught a power that the ninja have never before seen from a very unusual teacher. A tale comprised of action, comedy, a little romance and things that are fun to read. Please give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,451 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Soragakure, The Hidden Village of Sky by HarbingerLady reviews
A new shinobi village is founded. Will its existance make difference to the shinobi world? Since there are many OC characters...there's a list inside and will be updated periodically. Chapter 22, And the exam commences
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,912 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Naruto U.
In Kindergarten its called SHARING by Gloria Stone reviews
Ichigo and his inner hollow decide to be grown up about their situation and to share. Three hours a day, not during school, No eating souls, no hurting anyone. Those are the rules. To bad Ichigo never mentioned staying away from a certain lady death god
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,136 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Reliving the Past by oukoku hatsu reviews
On a mission Naruto takes the blow for Sasuke and now suffers from amnesia. Sasuke takes care of Naruto and relives everything Naruto went through with each flashback. The author of Never Forgiven! SasuxNaru ITS FINALLY UPDATE! CHAP 5 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Is a life worth the blood by narutodippy reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi are ready to kill those who have killed the one That Naruto had loved. It was about time for some magor payback on them for how they shunned him. It was there turn to cry and best of all to scream!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Engaged by fitzgerald reviews
[NarutoxTemari] As part of the peace treaty right after the Chuunin Exams, Temari is sent to Konoha to marry one Uzumaki Naruto. Action, Intrigue and Romance follow the two blondes as they figure out just what this arranged marriage means for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,302 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Broken Dreams by deathbringer374 reviews
With nothing left in life, Naruto turns himself in a killing machine, his hatred and anger eating away his once big and good heart. Can the Rokudaime Sasuke and Sakura rescue their friend in time?Read and rewiew please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
MASKS by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Naruto isn't as dumb as he wants people to belive, He has been trained by our favorite fox and has some interesting secrets! READ to find out NO FLAMES PLEASE forgive spelling error! XP YaoiXNarutoXharem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tousan by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus. Kyuubi stared in horror at the bloody mess that was his mate and... his kit! Where was his kit? From that point on, everything was red...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Betrayal by deathbringer374 reviews
What would happen if the people you hold dear treated you like crap, wouldn t you snap as well?First fanfic ever! Read and rewiew pleaaaaaseee! Chapter 6 up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Stranded by HarbingerLady reviews
HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Why You? by Squirrelbait the Third reviews
A MatxTuon romance with a little bit of Dragon involvement and fighting...My first fanfic! Please R&R! on hiatus it'll be back soon, though!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006
Plan Q by Squirrelbait the Third reviews
James decides to move on to Plan Q...which is surprisingly effective. Come on, people!I know it's a just oneshot, but this has the same amount of reviews as my story in Misc. Books!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Las Tentaciones Del Diablo by holyturtlemonkeys reviews
Ichigo finally has to give in to the darkness, the power it offers being the only thing that can save those around him. But in doing so, Ichigo brings to them a new risk altogether. [IchigoRukia, dark]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Ron's Greatest Fear by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A small oneshot on Ron's fear of spiders!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Betrothal R by lackey H reviews
The rewrite of Betrothal... A story about a hopefully believable pairing bought about by politics. May eventually contain culture shock, more pairings and weird Omake. Please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 260 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Temari, Naruto U.
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Shipped Off by HarbingerLady reviews
HP Naruto Crossover. Because of an incident against Orochimaru, 4 shinobis transported to Harry's universe. What would they do? Chapter 1 has been edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love & War by HakushoRurouni reviews
Now that Johnny is back in Boston and reunited with Cilla will the war with Britain escalate and force them apart again? R&R!
Johnny Tremain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
Army Recruiting reviews
Harry Potter is about to fight with Voldemort.He needs an army to get to his enemy.But where will he get recruits with all the wizarding world frightened onto Voldemort's side?warning:for bookaholics only
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Harry P.