Kaffeindz
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Joined 12-02-06, id: 1174579, Profile Updated: 07-25-17
Author has written 5 stories for +Anima, Fairy Tail, Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, and Overwatch.

New Note: If you gift me with coffee, I shall grant you three wishes. (Okay not really)

Edited: June 11, 2017

Hello everyone, and welcome back to my profile once again. If anyone's even watching my profile :P Not a whole lot of difference here, just here to keep you all updated on a few things. As usual, work and school has me tied up most times. Fanfictions are hard for me to do in what little spare time I have, but I'll never stop creating them. They're a guilty pleasure of mine after all. That being said, I know you all are tired of excuses, but I will still apologize for any stories I have you all on hold for. My priorities lie in the stories I have going on currently.

Since we're on that topic, let me introduce you all to two knew stories that I've been working on since summer break started. I know, I know. I'm still in the middle of a story right now concerning Legend of Zelda. I've been on quite the hiatus on that too, but I have good reason to be. So the story goes, I had a depressive episode after the current chapter, and I had to put it on hold, then I was up to my neck in school work before the break started that I just didn't have the energy to continue any more chapters. I had every intent to return to it, but now I'm stumped on where to pivot the story to at this time. I have another chapter in the works right now, but it's currently being edited and finished, and I have every intent on making another chapter right after to make up for my horrible long period to update. Rest assured, I haven't forgotten about "Collision of Fates." I will be back in due time. I originally thought of leaving another long-ass author's note chapter to update you all on that, but thought better of it. Personal rants are annoying right? (That's why I have this profile). Instead, I'll leave a short, temporary chapter up stating that I will suspend the story for the time being until I've worked on a few more chapters. Bulk updating, in my honest opinion, is better than a chapter a day anyway. I feel like the chapters would become incredibly short and boring if I stuck to a strict time crunch.

As luck would have it, I recently got back to one of my old fandoms from childhood. Invader Zim. It's a truly a masterpiece that cannot be forgotten. I'm stoked about the new movie coming up that I had to go and rewatch all of the old episodes. As a result, I've no doubt started on a fanfic for that. I'm currently working on chapter two, but you can find chapter one posted now. (Ref: "Fun and Games") Let me also point out that I've recently gotten into playing Overwatch since the year started. I'm mostly on it now with friend's I've made there and we just goof and have luls, but I couldn't help my fandom-ass self from setting ships. I'm what you would call a ship-aholic, so you'll be seeing some stories for Overwatch as well (ie: "Illuminating the Truth"). So far, I only have one story in the works, but I'm going to be posting that up here as well. So, some of you will have something to read in the times between my updating.

Updates overall won't be slow from this point on, but they may seem like they're slow on the count of the fact that I now have three stories on top to work on. And, if I had to be honest to my word and put my hand on a bible, there's no doubt that I'd probably start another story, considering there are several ships I've developed in Overwatch alone. Most stories will probably end up long, but I am considering doing one-shots or short stories. You will be notified if that's the case, but for the most part you can expect the majority of my stories having no end soon. Any updates will be posted on chapters or here on my profile, so make sure you keep up with both :) I may even include juicy information here in the future.

Reviewer's Note: I'd like to personally thank all who've read and reviewed my stories so far. If it weren't for you, I probably would never show my face here again. You are all wonderful. I go through all of your reviews, even if it doesn't seem like it with my lack of replies. I look forward to future reviews and suggestions you all will have for me. Criticism is welcome. Special thanks to Deep Blue Dragon for the reviews on "Collision of Fates." You're awesome!

I know I mention it nearly all the time, but I'll tell you again. Expect all kinds of genre from me. Just because a story is labeled as "action/horror" or whatever doesn't mean it'll be limited to just action and horror. I'll be doing action, to adventure, to romance, to tragedy, to comedy, to...EVERYTHING, so you'll never be bored with my writings... I hope. Violence, abusive content, and gore can and will rear their ugly heads as well, but you will be fairly warned either in the summary or in author notes at the beginning of every page. The context of rape will not be included in any of my stories. Any chapters having to do with graphic or sexual content will have warning labels on them, and, for the most part, I'll make them to where they can be skipped without affecting the story if the readers choose to do so. That being said, even if I label my stories as T or M, you can choose to have a fairly clean story to read if you skip over these parts. Though, that isn't to say you should go through it if you're under the age 18. I recommend viewer discretion as I won't be held accountable for your actions. You have been warned of my fanfictions' contents.

On another note, please be patient with me, I'll be updating really slowly sometimes and sometimes not at all, but I have everything right here in front of me on notebook paper or in the computer. Look forward to my fanfics!

Lastly, all disclaimers will be the same, though I'll still put them up on my fics; that's necessary. All will practically say: "I think it's obvious to know that no one on FanFiction.net owns anything they write about. If they do, that'll be awesome and I'd like to meet them. Or at least, have them read my fics! :)" or something of that nature.

That's all there is! Updates on both fanfictions and profile will be made every now and then when I have the free time to do so. Most times, I'll have updated my profile after updating one of my stories, so that you may check by any time to know what's going on. Everything new will be in bold notes. Make sure to read them first!

Newsflash!: Chapter 5 of "Illuminating the Truth" is on its way. Currently working on revising it for the update. "Fun and Games" is put on a small break as I'm considering going back to "Collision of Fates" for a bit. Sometime, in the future, I may consider starting a Blackwatch fanfic, but it'll be a while before I do that. I'll keep you all updated on news right here in "Newsflash/Notes". Be sure to read and review my fics please. I'll be honored to hear what you might suggest for my writings. I'm serious; give me some suggestions and I'll try to put some of them in. :) Until next time, please enjoy!

Also, I guess I should mention what pairings I support so that you can get a better idea of what pairings are put into my fanfics.

LoZ pairings: ZeldaxGanondorf, mild ZeldaxLink, LinkxOC (OC here refers to another female role in the games), and maybe even GhirahimxFi.

FESS pairings: EirikaxInnes and some EirikaxLyon, TanaxEphraim, VanessaxForde, FranzxAmelia, LutexArtur, NeimixColm, L'ArachelxRennac or L'ArachelxKnoll, GerrikxTethys, etc.

FERD pairings: MicaiahxSothe (kind of sibling, but not incest, more of a sweet budding relationship), VolugxNailah, IlyanaxSoren, IkexElincia, RanulfxLethe, LeannexNaesala (OTP!), TitaniaxOscar (don't ask me why I see them together), and TibarnxReyson. Yes, i can't believe it, but i'll have yaoi for you yaoi lovers, but not SorenxIke! Absolutely not! I like them both, but not together >.> I only see them as good friends. The yaoi won't be extreme or sexual, but if you happen to have any problems with yaoi, then I suggest you don't read.

Invader Zim: ZimxGaz, DibxTak, mild GazxTak (nothing too hardcore though).

Overwatch: AnaxReinhardt (OTP YO!), MercyxGenji, LucioxD.VaxSymmetra (I'm not picky, 3TP), HanzoxMcCree (lol damn curiosity), MeixJunkrat, etc.

Maybe in the future... Fairy Tail pairings: LucyxNatsu, GajeelxLevi, MiraxLaxus, etc.

There's probably several I'm missing...

I'll put up more pairings later. This is all I could remember so far, hence the "etc."s. Hope you enjoy my fics and I'll put up as much as possible.

Kaffeindz

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The Legend of the Princess by rynling reviews
Disturbed by ill omens, Zelda uncovers the fabled Ocarina of Time. As the princess sees more of the past, she begins to learn about the sinister man who has been been blown by the harsh winds of the desert into her castle. If she is wise enough to piece together the puzzles left behind in bygone ages, Zelda may be able to change both of their destinies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 7/24/2016 - [Zelda, Ganondorf] Link, Impa
The Modern History of Zelda by rynling reviews
In an era of exploration and innovation, two ageless souls are reborn. As Zelda and Ganondorf gradually learn more about each other and uncover the secrets buried beneath their respective kingdoms, they struggle to free themselves from the bindings of an endless conflict. A Zelgan story set in an AU loosely based on OoT with an emphasis on worldbuilding and eventual smut.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Zelda, Ganondorf] Link, Impa - Complete
Sofia's Rule by Siren's Bell reviews
The game is on and Ganondorf always plays to win. A retelling of Dangerous Games. Ganondorf x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Beyond the Boundary by LenoreKingsley reviews
The options for Hyrule were scarce. Have no reliable allies in the war and surrender promptly or make a pact with the Gerudo King. Only one of those options could work, but it would be a mistake-or blessing-Queen Zelda would harbor the rest of her life. Not based directly on any games though the scenery and character design are based on Hyrule Warriors. Zelda/Ganon centric.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Zelda, Ganondorf
The Sentinel of Shadows by BonJiro reviews
When opportunity strikes, the window is swift and fleeting. Ganondorf, taking an old trick from his foes and disguising himself as a Shiekah, takes a chance and finds himself guarding the Hyrulian Royal Family's most precious treasure; Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 278,382 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Soren's House by Writer Awakened reviews
FE9, 10. A parody of a certain medical drama. Starring everyone's favorite sarcastic, witty, cynical...but brilliant doctor...Soren.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Soren, Titania, Ike, Anna
Sweet Dreams by miss koneko reviews
What do spilt tea, stalker ghosts, self analysis while you sleep and narcissistic bosses have in common? Taniyama Mai. NaruMai. Expect fluff, heroic tendencies and a dash of citrus.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,638 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The Arrow Pierced Heart by Twilight in my Eyes reviews
[ExI]FE8.Post War. Eirika visits Frelia by a request from Innes. Things are not as stable as they seem in Frelia. There have been suspicious accidents during reconstruction. How will Eirika be able to help Frelia and her King? COMPLETE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
All in a Day's Work by Hitokun reviews
Fe:SS A short drabble about one sortie mission where Franz goes missing and Amelia turns over to the dark side! FranzxAmelia
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Franz, Amelia - Complete
Firewater Rose by Kerella reviews
Zuko is imprisoned on Zhao's ship. When a new prisoner is brought on board, can Zuko overcome his prejudices and learn a thing or two about real strength? Rated for dark themes in the first chapters. Zutara, eventually.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A painter and a portrait by Mischief Mage reviews
FE8Sacred stones. VanessaxForde fic about what happens when Vanessa's more attractive sister Syrene turns up in the camp, confusing Vanessa's feelings towards Forde even more.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
My Sword, My Shield by F00l3Al2 reviews
FE8 Franz is looking for a rival, but will he find more? FxA, With other couples too. Complete!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Amelia, Franz - Complete
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Collision of Fates reviews
He was cursed, battling a rage that wasn't his. After all, how do you control that which you don't own? She was blessed and oblivious of his second nature. And caught in between was a link connecting the two extremities. Is there anything that could break the cycle? - Zelgan oriented, mild LxZ and Linkx(ingame)OC, rated M for language and eventual sexual content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 1/23 - [Zelda, Ganondorf] Link
Illuminating the Truth reviews
(Summary WIP) After the fall of Vishkar corporations, Satya decides to join Overwatch, but all that glitters is not gold. Every day is a struggle to fit in and accept the company of the others, especially with the presence of the world-renowned rebel DJ. LxS, some HxL and minor pairings. Rated T to be safe.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 6/10 - [LĂșcio S., Sayta V./Symmetra] Hana Song/D. Va
Fun and Games reviews
It's been five years since Zim first invaded Earth, and he's no closer to conquering it. To make matters worse, Tak's returned to finish what she's started. Zim's luck goes south when he becomes the victim of multiple pranks. How could he ever hope to become a respected Invader at this rate? GAZR with some DATR. Rated M for future chapters' adult content.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/10 - [Gaz, Zim] [Tak, Dib]
Fight to Protect reviews
Rose and Pinion peddle and sell their wares when one day some men come to take Pinion. Rose fights in an effort to protect her brother but ends up being subdued and taken. Pinion seeks help from the gang. What can Crystala do to help this situation? - SenrixRose. Some HuskyxNana and parts of DaisyxSenri. (Might throw in some surprises and cliffies. :D)
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rose, Senri
Come What May
Not a good title, but here's the summary: After the battle against Tartaros, the guild plans a much needed vacation. In order to afford that luxury, FT takes upon several requests. But are their tasks as easy as they first imagine? Will Fairy Tail's teams be able to overcome and survive for their vacation? Rated T for later chapters, subject to change to M. GaLe, NaLu, JuGreEr, etc
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014