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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I'm Audrey. I have a serious problem with authority.

Eh. I dont really feel like talking about myself, and the world is not my psycharitist (take notice, you retarded Myspace/LiveJournal/whatever desparate personal chat website you belong to user. Because yes, you really are that pathetic.) but I wil throw you a bone: I have an obession with punk music and French movies and asian food and big cities and stuff that makes you think and pyschoanalyzing everthing that breathes in my direction.

Everything I write is mine, copyright © wrecking hotel rooms 2007, excepting the books Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, which belong to Stephenie Meyer. Everything includes plotlines, original characters, and general ideas. Steal, and the transvestites will come for you.

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Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Under The Stars by Suma Susaki reviews
Four days alone with him... just him and me.' Edward makes the crucial decision that will decide Bella's fate. To change her, or to loose her for all eternity... Angst in later chapters. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/21/2006
When Heaven's Not Far Away by TwilightMoon416 reviews
Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth.Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep. John Milton Immortality was seen as a damnation in his eyes, that he was damned.But he didn't realize...heaven wasn't far away.39332 HITS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Bella, Edward
Mine by Talz16 reviews
"I determined right then that I would return to Edward… or die trying." Bella and Edward are challenged with another obstacle. But will their love survive this new and powerful enemy from Edward's past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Bella, Edward
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Burn The Woods To The Ground by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Triquel to Dont Go In The Woods Alone and It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely Isabella Swan is officially a member of the Volturi. But when those she fought for are in danger, will she risk everything to save them? Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,626 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
My Black Blood Flows by Janie JuneBug reviews
Edwar... I opened my eyes and saw everything from a new angle. A vampire's angle. Rated T for cursing, violence, and some adult themes & situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
A Delphian Utopia by Bedlam Flux reviews
Pt.2 of Ambrosia. The Apocalypse is coming to our doorsteps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,007 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death by Laura Elizabeth reviews
I'm still receiving reviews for this, so I won't take it down. In all honesty, I have lost all interest for anything Twilight related, so I'm not sure this story will get finished. I apologize for this. I may finish it eventually, but it will remain as is for now. If you stumble upon this and would like to know how it ends, feel free to message me. Again, I'm sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006
Moving On by Addie W reviews
What happens if Edward lies again? What happens if he leaves Bella again, and Carlisle can't change her because there's no peaceful way around the treaty? Well, Bella tries to move on, of course. But does it work? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Dying Is Your Latest Fashion by psychiatrist's worst nightmare reviews
[By wrecking hotel rooms and Just A Little Bit Dramatic] The world was shaking, and suddenly tilted at an angle. Something hit my head, and I vaguely realized I was lying on my side. Then it hit me: I had done this. I had slaughtered the being I loved...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
The End of the Beginning by loveatfirstsite2 reviews
Mrs.Bella Cullen has finally arrived, something coming out of the doomed relationship at last.However, just when her hopes have risen, do they come out in vain, for Bella might have problems with this new life...problems that are just too dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,780 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by just a little wicked reviews
No one could have seen this coming, no one could see how I would be accidentally responsible for so much destruction. So everyone raise your glasses, and prepare for the end. Cheers everyone, three cheers for sweet revenge.[BOOK 3 IN THE STARCROSSED TRIL.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
In the flames and water by FaithAdeline reviews
Sequel to Fire and Ice With a marriage to be planned, the Cullen's don't need anything to go wrong. Then there's Sage's problem with Jasmine. . Just maybe, there won't be a wedding at all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,310 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Blue Wolf by Sabeck reviews
Mid New Moon. Edward has left and Bella finds someone new, Will. Yeah he rocks. Too bad he's a werewolf and has to stay away form her for her own good. Tch, like that'll work. Rated T juuust in case. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,379 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
A Rogue Omega by Bedlam Flux reviews
A revolt of an entire, supernatural race, an ending to young lives, and a love that shines through even that. When the smoke clears, we'll see who's left standing. BE. R&R.[PT. 1 of the Ambrosia Trilogy.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,642 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006
Eternal Bliss and Dead Life by sweet little nothing reviews
This takes place after new moon. See how Bella's and Edward's relationship will develop and if they are able to solve their three little problems . . . R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,770 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Divide and Conquer by just a little wicked reviews
The figure stood before me, its black menacing eyes staring me down. This being had given me a choice, do or die. But you see, my life wasn’t the one that would end. The life in danger was infinitely more precious. [BOOK TWO IN THE STARCROSSED TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
What I Saw by genealogygirl reviews
Jacob finds Bella and Edward in the meadow and lifechanging consequences result for all of them. This is a Bella change fic from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
And So It Is by hey-torch reviews
The day before the funeral, with the family in pieces, everyone's trying to deal in their own way.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
Moonlight Sonata by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella's blood called to Edward from the first time they met. What if he didn't reisist that call?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,829 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Rent In Several Easy Steps by PandaFire McMango reviews
A fifteenminute kind of thing with RENT. This is just a little something...you know. i love RENT with all my heart, believe me. rated T for a LOT of language, especially Joanne and Roger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006
Angels and Demons by alwaysflying reviews
Eight young, unrelated children have always longed for rebellion but never considered just how to go about achieving it. As it happens, rebellion comes in the form of growing up.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Mark C., Angel D.
Blackbird by JenLea reviews
AngelCollins Angel is Collins' Blackbird. When she dies, Collins thinks of it as learning to fly. Then, he worsens, leaving him to wonder if he too will learn to fly. READ AND REVIEW!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Just another story type thing by afraidOfAngryMobs reviews
Just read. Summary inside. possibly. ok maybe not. It's ok if you hate it. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
StarCrossed by just a little wicked reviews
Life isn’t fair. Yes, I believe I have heard that somewhere before. Just when everything seems perfect, everything just has to go horribly wrong. That’s the story of my life I suppose. [NOW COMPLETE][BOOK ONE IN THE TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
I'm Sorry for Killing You by x0Bri0x reviews
Roger's going through withdrawal and quite possibly going insane. oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
An Endless Eternity With You by passionfornight reviews
Sequel to Without You. Now that Bella is a vampire what is going to happen now? Is the danger really all gone? Dedicated to my dedicated fans, and then the crazy people, who willingly read this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,181 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Break Down by Warui-Usagi reviews
“…And so they lived happily ever after.” …Not. Fairytale endings never last. Especially when you’re immortal. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Fire and Ice by FaithAdeline reviews
Old friend of the Cullen's returns, too bad it isn't just a regular visit. She's there to convince Edward to do, what he doesn't want to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,093 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
This is How the Story Goes by emilie whoa reviews
What if Bella didn't jump off the cliff alone? Would Alice still come running? Would Edward try to kill himself? Would he return to Forks, or stay away forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Four by Girl Who Writes reviews
Another year has gone, and Mark wonders when they started living like this, starving and grappling for more time, for an extra second of laughter, another joke or anecdote.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Whispers by krys21 reviews
I never once regretted any decision that I made until now. I would die here. There was no stopping it this time. Nobody could save me here....This time all hope for me was lost. SEQUEL POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Dusk by IheartTwilight reviews
Love is strong, but is anger stronger? The war has drawn to a dark close, leaving everything possibly worse then when it started. Is there enough time to fix what has been broken? [Epilogue Up]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Girl Who Writes reviews
During a drunken night, Mark captures Roger's finest moment on film.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
February by I heart scrawny Jewish boys reviews
Mark and Roger make it through the winter, every winter. Not slash, although it could be read that way, if you squint. Rated for swearing. Won third place in speedrent!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
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We Don't Need To Whisper reviews
Just this once, lets allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are. ON TEMP HIATUS! I WILL COME BACK.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007
Patron Saint of Lost Causes reviews
If she had to live it all over again, you know she wouldnt change anything for the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
After The Room Clears reviews
Bella always did get what she wanted...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Pieces of the People We Love reviews
We do what we do to get by, and then we need a release.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
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