Author has written 11 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Twilight, Vampire Knight, Fairy Tail, Young Justice, Sailor Moon, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Wolf's Rain.
Hello and welcome to my profile.
Here are some things you might want to know about me.
Age: Between 1 and 100, take a guess.
Weight: You don't need to know
Height: No clue.
Anime, manga, all types of music, candy, chocolate, being lazy, reading, pretty much all the colors, foxes, wolves, cats, dogs, dolphins and yaoi.
Dislikes: Jerks, bad people, people who judge people before they get to know them, school, pink, sharks, spiders, snakes.
I will read any pairing before I decide if I like it or not.
My Japanese name is
猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations)
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You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
i am 11 years old
GOT A PROBLEM – SOLVE IT
Girl: do i ever cross ur mind
Q- why can’t a blonde dial 911
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Every time I sleep, I smile
im done PERTENDING,
Who I truly am.
I am envy, because the one I loved left me for another. I am wrath, for I hate those who have humiliated me.
I am evil, because I want to devour all the good things.
If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile
You Say Pink I Say Black
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are part of the unanimous club of sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever put your backpack on backwards, and didn't notice till someone pointed it out, copy and paste this in your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I freakin HATE that… and pink, ugh)
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, inucrossoverlover
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you're a psycho because you sing songs from lion king and then sing Avril Lavringe and corpse bride songs in the same day, copy and paste this into your profile.
the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, inucrossoverlover
Name/nick name) : Nique
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Monxixque
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Monizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Dolphin
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Nicole Maypole
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Robmo
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Pepsi
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Marie Lee
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Sparkle
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, inucrossoverlover
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, inucrossoverlover
If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (My obsession with Inuyasha would be it.)
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
DEVIL MAY CRY FAN
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
You know you're obsessed with anime when...
-You and your friends have anime nicknames
-You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will
-You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
-You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own
-When you feel the urge to insult someone you call them 'Baka'
-You prefer anime over real life
-You've fallen in love with an anime character more times than with a person in reality
-Pink, blue, green or any random color seems like a normal hair color to you
-You learnt how to draw just so you could draw your favourite anime character
-You are currently crushing on an anime character BIG TIME
-You practically live on anime downloading websites
-You are in multiple anime fan clubs
-You name (or plan to) your pets (or your kids!) after anime characters (or zanpaktous) [I desperately want a cat JUST so I can name it Panthera but call it Panties instead XD Thank you DiorCrystal -.-]
-You suddenly decide to learn a random martial art
-Asians (not being racsist/predujice/Asian-hater here!) fascinate you and you want to hear them talk in their language just so you can feel that anime can be reality