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Joined 12-02-06, id: 1174907, Profile Updated: 06-29-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Colors- purple, bright orange, lime green, blue, red, black, any other dark colors

Shows- naruto, bleach, spongebob, teen titans, futurama, family guy, peach girl, death note

Manga- fruits basket, her majesty's dog, kama chami karin, chibi vampire, full moon, magical miracle, dramacon, ultra maniac, skip beat, the dreaming, meruperi, petite cossette, gothic sports, fairy cube, switch, absolute boyfriend, and so many others!!

Bands- Aiden, Escape the Fate, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Brokencyde, Silverstein, Forever the Sickest Kids, Hawthorne Heights, Evanesance, I Am Ghost, Story of the Year,

Random other things- Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy (I'd really like to do him XD), Geraded Way from My Chemical Romance, being hyperactive, shiny things, my friends, internet, writing, drawing, singing(even though I not very good, I still enjoy it), Gir from Invader Zim, emo guys with really awesome hair or guys with really awesome hair in general (preferably goth/emo/punk/skater though)

Things I HATE!

preps, pink, annoying boys that ask me the same question everyday!, falling, lectures from my parentals, polution, jerky people that just dump you like you're trash, preverted asshole boys,

YOU CAN'T SPELL SASUKE WITHOUT UKE!!

Duck Tape is like the 'Force', It has a dark side, a light side and it holds to universe together!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and say, "make your own darn lemon-aid!"

the rain is wet

my favorite:

roses are red, violates are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are dying, the violates are dead, the sugar bowls empty just like your head.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, sasuke's-emo-lover

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird and funny. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

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HELP THE BUNNY ACHEIVE WORLD DOMONATION! COPY AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR PROFILE! (add evil laugh here)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

Mommy​,​​
Daddy​ did somet​hing to me.
He made me loose​ my virgi​nity,​​
he came into my room,​​
witho​ut knock​ing on the door,​​
he picke​d me up and threw​ me on the
floor​.
​He pulle​d down my undie​s,​​
he rippe​d open my shirt​,​​
he pushe​d his thing​ in so hard that it
hurt.
But that wasn'​​t all,
that wasn'​​t the end,
he start​ed to hit me,
and that'​​s just where​ it begin​s,​
He beat me so bad that I start​ed to cry,
Oh tell me LORD why I didn'​​t die!
When he was done,​​
he walke​d out the door,​​
he didn'​​t even pick me from off the
floor​

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I'm A Slave For You by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto first meets Sasuke in a restaurant he works at. He ends up having to be Sasuke's slave for a while to pay him back for an accident. yaoi. Sasuke X Naruto. formerly A Funny Way To Fall In Love. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Entangled in Eachother by CityKyu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are the new kids in school, look what happens when hormones take over. SasuNaru LEMON highschool fic COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bonding of Two by No No 22 reviews
After having a horrible past, Naruto moves to Konoha for a second chance. But Naruto is empty...no longer full of life. But then Uchiha Sasuke comes along. Can Sasuke get Naruto's light back? Read to find out! Rated M, later on! You won't be disappointed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,910 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Innocent by glorybrightone reviews
Little Sasuke finds a naughty magazine under Itachi's bed, who's going to help him understand it? NaruSasu One shots. yaoi boyxboy New chapter: Itachi informs Sasuke what a birthday suit is. So why not wear it with Naruto on his birthday?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Masked Self by IceCreamXD reviews
Naruto's Mask is unbreakable, that is, until he leaves and comes back 5 years later, even more cold then The Ice Prince himself, Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru High School Fic Going to be rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Whirlpool by obsidian-rain reviews
Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, he's athletic, smart, and has perfect features. He’s able to get any girl he wants, but he is only attracted to that damned, innocent boy, Uzumaki Naruto. SN Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,783 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
tell me bout it! by iloveme5895 reviews
Naruto with an xman sort of twist. Naruto is at home with his girl friend, they kiss and next thing Naruto knows he puts her in a coma. He runs away and finds him self in a school with people just like him, sasunaru DISCOUNTIUED! VERY OLD and BAD writing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Laugh, Teme! by Olivia R. Emmott reviews
Just a little partial-crack fic about Naruto trying to get Sasuke to laugh. :D Rated just in case. SasuNaru, then NaruSasu in later chapters. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
prince UKE by HARUHINA reviews
o.o.c sakura is a yaoi fan girl,naruto is innocent and dense,and is a prince,sasuke is closet perv.i know you see where am going with this so go ahead and read it you know you want to it wont hurt.rated m just incase.i don't own naruto .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Business is Business, no Pleasure or Love by silverrayne621 reviews
Meet Sasuke Uchiha, a successful business man who needs a mutual partner, meet Uzumaki Naruto, a Japanese immigrant who cares for his exboyfriends cousin's daughter. What happens when they meet? Summary isn't that good, its still pending. Slash SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Helping Hand by one-regret-103 reviews
AU Sasuke leads a double life. Instead of the cold-hearted guy he portrays himself as, he's really more kind than he wishes to be. "Nobody deserves to die alone." Eventual SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Torture or Tease by UchihaJIS reviews
It all started out with a sundae. Since Light is chained to Ryuuzaki, they will always be together. But Ryuuzaki finds out Raito’s little secret and uses his methods to tease him in admitting his love for L. How will this ‘special’ event turn out?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Frosting by KivaEmber reviews
L wasn’t one to back down from challenges, no matter how dangerous or…odd. LxRaito. LxCake.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Deprivaton by crematosis reviews
Light won't buy anything sweet for L and he's going to really regret it when L starts picturing Light as a giant banana split. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Yaoi, Oh My! by Shawanem reviews
One fic to rule them all, twenty years to write it, one character to rape them all, and no use to fight it. Warnings: Yaoi, misuse of the word "truly", and devoid of plot. Guarenteed to make you violently horny, or your money back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Begging for a Banana by DNSegawa reviews
Sasuke is a student at a high school and Itachi is the gay sex education teacher there. What happens when Sasuke gets hungry and asks Itachi for a banana? Alot more than he planned. What? Sasuke's late for class, too? Read inside to see what happens nect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Changes by Neenaw reviews
Naruto is turning over a new leaf and attending a new university. However, things don't go too well with his new roommate... How is Naruto going to survive the rest of the year? SasuNaru. NaruSasu. AU. America setting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Four Walls by spklvr reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are once again determined to find out what Kakashi’s face looks like. However, they end up finding out more about their teacher than they asked for. Kakairu, Narusasu. Pure smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guard or Prisoner by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Another Death Note oneshot, only this one deals with Light and L......if you are not 16, then step away from the computer now! Or if you're not mature enough to handle supreme yaoi stories, then back away. Or don't listen and read it anyways, I do! Rated
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Shinobi Threesome by MapleLeaves-VodkaBottles reviews
FINALLY! The finished and FINAL -sorry- version of 'Shinobi Threesome' is here! I WILL NOT UPDATE IT! SasuNejiNaru .pwp. plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Time to Let it Go by one-regret-103 reviews
AU Sasuke, the new kid at Konoha High, has a past better left there; in the past. Try as he might to not let anyone back in, will he succeed at keeping everyone at an arms distance? First posted story. !COMPLETE! SEQUEL NOW UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,294 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My So Called Life by XxYaoiLoverForeverxX reviews
Sasuke is a normal guy. Normal meaning, he hides behind a fake appearance as a freakish loser. Can he find Mr. Right, who will like him for him and not his delicious feminine looks? NaruxSasu Beta'd by firekyoakira26921181
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Simplicity by Mimiru.hack reviews
It's simple, all you have to do is read it. Rating may change. Language, Adult Situations, Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Shigure S., Kyo S.
Behind A Cold Shell by reychop reviews
Who would ever love and idiot like you' The poison words left his mouth without realizing, that by tomorrow, nothing would be the same. SasuNaru LEMON. maybe MPREG?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,946 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We Were not misplaced by SnuffOnDigital-x reviews
My first SasuNaru Fanfiction. There might be a few Character Deaths, But we'll see. It just consists of Naruto and Sasuke becoming friends and stuff like that Then they become more of friends. . Please Review :]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Habits by lovelesslybeloved reviews
Sasuke has a habit no one would ever think of for him and Naruto finds out. see what happens, this is yaoi if u haven't guessed *OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
REALIZED LOVE by sectumsempra394 reviews
Light finds out he has feelings for L. problem is he doesn’t think it will work out. Soon he finds out it could. LEMON/LIME yaoi lightxL slash
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
My First Puppy by Murasakyoru reviews
The Uchiha Company is worldwide and Itachi is the running chief. He will let Sasuke work for him in the company if Sasuke can live with a puppy for a while. Sasuke then finds a young man who has worked with dogs all his life. NaruSasu, little SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,363 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love As We Know It by Lee Talennyn reviews
In high school there is one thing that saves you from the homework, the teachers, the parents, and most importantly the potential and current heartbreak. And that is your friends. So, what happens when all of you start to like each other? Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Boring by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sasuke that he thinks their relationship has become boring. Sasuke is just all to happily giving him suggestions on how to liven things up. Yaoi. All dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Taste by DracosQueen180 reviews
Today is one of Sasuke's most hated days, today is Halloween. It's all because of Itachi who comes to pay him a visit. Happy Halloween. some Itachi X Sasuke yaoi. Don't read, it's very crappy and I need to rewrite it. T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Met Him by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sakura about the new guy he has met. yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If I was an animal by NoNameNeeded reviews
Yaoi. Itachi and Naruto lay together, enjoying the comfort of the other when Naruto suddenly asks, If I was an animal, which do you think I'd be? Itachi doesn't quite know what to think but answers nevertheless. OneShot. Rating unsure of...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Judas by iloveme5895 reviews
second part to haunted!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Yamia Ishtar reviews
Its the hottest day of the summer in Konoha and Uchiha Sasuke is not pleased. What does he do? Go find Naruto of course. Slash, rated M for a reason, SasuNaru. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon In Me by sanseui-kitty reviews
this is a poem i wrote and i thought about naruto so here ya go. Is it strange that I love my demon. That I would and did kill my friends to live happily with him. Is it strange I giggle while surrounded by corpses of my friends. Am I strange?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted by iloveme5895 reviews
OK, so i have it where sasuke came back, fell in love with naruto, and left him again. naruto is depressed and all of that.WARNING very dark cutting and all of that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Really Feels by Selphiebunny reviews
GaaNaru. SasuNaru. Gaara, sometimes, is almost as good as the real thing. And sometimes, Naruto is okay with that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The End by Ansuz reviews
It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Finding A Lover Was Never This Hard by DracosQueen180 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto go around Kohona looking for somebody to join in their fun. They find quite a few people that they would like to play with that are already taken. They finally realize the most obvious choice. Yaoi. It is NOT Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto has a list of things he hates about Sasuke. yaoi. bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Birthday Present by DracosQueen180 reviews
Sasuke gets a special present on his birthday. yaoi. Sasuke X Naruto X Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dates Are Not Always Good by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto askes Sakura for a date, she refuses. Sasuke then askes her for a date, she accepts. Dark. Onesided NaruSaku and SasuNaru. NOT a SasuSaku fic. My fic for Friday the 13th. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Finally Shut Up by DracosQueen180 reviews
Something is wrong with Naruto. Sasuke notices and starts to get worried. yaoi Sasuke X Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Male by ToriMiu reviews
It started out as an argument about who was more manly... SasukeXNaruto Warning: slash, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The kiss of truth by NoNameNeeded reviews
Everything changed the day that someone had accidently pushed Naruto forward, making him accidently kiss Sasuke. TwoShot. warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be Loved, Or Not by DracosQueen180 reviews
Sasuke gives up the only people that loved him are gone, what is there to live for? yaoi, language, dark. SasukeXKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Did That Happen? by DracosQueen180 reviews
One day Kakashi notices that Sasuke and Naruto aren't so little anymore. Yaoi and Sakura bashing. KakashiXNarutoXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Sounds Become Visual by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dragons Dance by Demonic Reivun reviews
Sokka was sent out into the forest to hunt, but instead he finds himself a dancing Fire Bender. SokkaZoku Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Nice Skirt, Dobe by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Uhoh. Kohona's laundry is completely messed up, so everyone has another ninja's laundry. Now Naruto's stuck wearing a girl's clothes or else he goes naked. That in itself spells trouble, and a perverted encounter between two rivals? [Oneshot][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Words and Phrases by Torixx reviews
No' means 'yes'. 'Yes' means 'more'. And 'please' is that ultimate form of submission. But what will happen when Sasuke asks for a new word? NaruSasu, language and sexual themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prom by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, the teacher, and Naruto, his student, on prom night. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Winter Wonderland by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
At a Day Care center, 9 year old Sasuke and Naruto have fun playing in the snow. SasuNaru Fluff! Believe it! XDDD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl next door by senx2 reviews
Sakura is a girl who behaves like a guy. They say love can change everything. Will she remain a tomboy or change into a lady? Most of all, will she ever find someone who will treasure her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,272 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Sakura H.
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love Story by ang3Lix reviews
A gorgeous girl and a gorgeous boy. So, what's keeping them from each other? First, they hate each other, and SIX OVER-PROTECTIVE FRIENDS. Join Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke as they try to outdo each other in their own game. (sasusakuneji)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005
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How Do I Love What Is Socially Wrong? reviews
Itachi just can't get over his love for his brother,and Sasuke can't get enough of Naruto.Naruto begins to get suspicious and decides to tell Sasuke about it. Itachi might just end up dead because of the outcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Lies Behind This Lie reviews
Naruto where's a mask to hide his true self. Sasuke finally makes a move, they get caught by the worst people imaginable. can they make it through the critism and openness of people homophobia? yaoi SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Black as a Rose reviews
Naruto is a foster child, sasuke is a broken child. the uchihas take in naruto and both boys are overwhelmed with feelings...possibily. NARUxSASU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pretty in Punk reviews
Sasuke is a mysterious loner.No one has ever wanted to be with Naruto.Itachi and Sasuke have a secret relationship beyond brotherhood.Naruto finds out Sasuke goes to his school,he tries to get to know him and Sasuke cant stand his want to know of his life
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Around Me reviews
this is a song fic off the song 'all around me' by flyleaf. its about how naruto feels about sasuke emotionally and physically. m&m yaoi. sasukeXnaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Personality Swap reviews
sakura is like naruto, naruto is like sasuke, sasuke is like sakura and naruto. so what will happen when naruto sasuke's personality makes a move, but on who? oneshot! my first oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The NOT So Average Jane reviews
Sakura is a punk, independent girl and is looking for love,like any other girl would.When she meets Sasuke and his gang she might get want she truely wants. i have redone chap. 20 and if you read the original one then im sorry your eyes had to read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,582 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete