TightropeDancing
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Joined 12-02-06, id: 1174963, Profile Updated: 04-14-09
Author has written 13 stories for Zatch Bell, Boogiepop Phantom, and Tales of Symphonia.

Hi. Welcome to my profile. I phail (intentionally spelled with a 'ph'!) at writing, badly (the 'ph' should indicate this), but I do think I'm improving. Hopefully my bad writing will be good enough to read soon. Note the 'hopefully'.

I'm grounded often, but that usually doesn't stop my updates. I type on a laptop in my room with no internet connectivity and usually can sneak on long enough to update a chapter. Usually a lack of updates is caused by a lack or creativity, not a lack of interwebz.

Ze Status! Super-grounded. This actually makes my updates faster, though.

Ze Name! I actually have a lot of them. I mostly go by Allie, which is my nickname in real life. Some people in my class don't even know my real name because 'Allie' has been so pounded in to their head. And hint hint, it is not Allison. A lot of people call me Coffee. To a whole other bunch, I'm O-chan. To my Lloyd and my Yuan, I'm the amazing and beautiful Zelos Wilder. I've been called Lexy-chan, but only by the amazing Bored Konoha Kunoichi, (hooray for advertisement!) and I'd like to keep it that way. If you want to go with my username, TightropeDancing, you're welcome to. With all these names, I'm going to have an identity crisis! D :

Ze Date of Birth! 3/10/94. I'm currently a freshman in high school.

Ze Place I Live! I make my residence in Candyland, country of the voting dead. Voter fraud is cool up here, yo. XP I'm a Hoosier (meaning I live in the 'great' state of Indiana), but it's close enough to Chicago that I cheer for their sports teams no matter how badly they end up sucking.

Ze Gender! I have two X chromosomes.

Ze Occupation! I go to school. My parents say that's my job and won't allow me to get one that can actually earn me some pocket money. By night, however, I slay Meyerpires, and I'm active in politics on election years. Please remember that the annoying political phone callers have feelings, too, and don't yell at them. V-V

Ze 'About Me'! I'm a geek that gets crappy grades. Not much else to be said there.

Ze Fandoms! I don't have that many of these, really. First and foremost, I have Konjiki no Gash Bell!!, my absolute favorite. I've been writing fanfiction for it since I was in seventh grade and I haven't stopped. My first barely-readable fanfiction was for Konjiki no Gash Bell. Before that, I was a ten/eleven-year-old writing InuYasha fanfiction that reeked of grammatical errors and intense Mary-Sue. Another one, which isn't much of a fandom at all, is Boogiepop Phantom and the Boogiepop novels. There are maybe three Boogiepop-related fanfictions on this site that are not authored by yours truely, and I'd love this to change so I can see a couple of really good ones. Tales of Symphonia is another of my favorites. I'm currently writing a crack fic and I'm planning an AU that may or may not ever be published on this site. I've just gotten in to NCIS, and I might someday write a fanfiction. I totally want to, because I love it and have been whoring the Tiva fanfiction.

Ze Fanfiction Information!

Okay, I've been on this site for over two years now. I've been writing fanfiction for about five years, though. Before this, it was all Mary-Sue ala Quizilla. -shudders- I beleive I deleted the account and all traces of it. I think. ;-;

This, of course, means that some of my fanfiction was written when I was in SEVENTH GRADE. Occasionally, I go back, read it, and cringe. I suppose it isn't THAT god-awfully bad as compared to some things I've seen, but don't get me wrong. It's bad.

Ze Most Terribly Terrible Utterly Awful Gut-Wrenching Junk I Wrote in Seventh Grade!

Zophise Goes to Jusenkyo - KnGB

Tamed - KnGB

I Hate My Teacher - KnGB

Clothes - Boogiepop Novels

My Drug - Boogiepop Novels

To Be Young Again - KnGB

Such a Shame - Boogiepop Novels

Ze A-Okay Stuff I Wrote in Eighth Grade!

Please, Help Jin-niisan! - Boogiepop Novels

Angel - Boogiepop Novels

Take Me Away - Boogiepop Novels

Earlier Chapters of March of the God - KnGB

Ze Almost Decent Stuff I Wrote (and am Writing!) as a Freshman!

More Recent Chapters of March of the God - KnGB

The Fanfiction Fanfiction - ToS

Judgement - Boogiepop Novels

Ze In-Progress Fics!

The Fanfiction Fanfiction - Sit down and gather 'round for a crazy tale of crack! Yuan, an adept user of magi-technology, learns to use the internet... and finds a link to a fantastic little site called Fanfiction-dot-net! Little does our darling half-elf know that by clicking the link, he's unleashed a terrible reaction throughout the Symphonia Universe! Who better to be the first to feel the reprocussions than Lloyd and the gang? Brought to you by Rick Astley and the exclaimation point!

Fandom : Tales of Symphonia. Chapters : 2. Last Update : 10/19/08. OCs: None that don't exist for the sake of crack!

March of The God - Fifteen years have passed since the battle for King of the Makai concluded. With a healthy communication between the Makai and Ningenkai established, life has gone on for our heroes. However, the period of relative peace is disturbed when Kiyomaro's ten-year-old daughter vanishes without a trace. No sooner does this happen than a rash of disappearances spanning both the Makai and Ningenkai breaks out in the same pattern. Kiyomaro and Gash call together old allies to find the culprit behind the disappearances, but can they stop the not-so-enigmatic (depending on who you ask) and totally un-diabolical Babylon Angel from carrying out his plans of conquest?

Fandom: Konjiki no Gash Bell!! Chapters: 12. Last Update: 10/19/08. OCs: Twenty-million! It's a next-gen fic, for Spock's sake!

...Babylon Angel deserves his own fanclub. He just... does.

...well, try to enjoy my bad writing. Tee-Tee-Eff-En!

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Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6466 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
Kratos in Telitubbieland by Tatakau Tsubasa reviews
Kratos begins to have hallucinations on Derris-Kharlan postgame. Various murders and other random nonsense shortly follows behind. Where does this lead...? Nowhere. Kratos's screwed. T for language, drug use, and other stuff. *11/28/08* Special 1 is up!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kratos A.
Of Jews and Gentiles by Sashile reviews
Casefic. After investigating an attack on a Jewish lieutenant and her non-Jewish boyfriend, Ziva discovers a pattern of similar deaths. An undercover mission with Tony as her boyfriend leads to some dramatic discoveries. No OCs, lots of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,285 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hild and Mara Rob a K Mart by Tatakau Tsubasa reviews
Hild doesn't like it whe her powers are taken away. Fortunately, Mara comes in with a *brilliant* plan to help her cope for the next five years. What is in that feather duster, anyway? K for language.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Mara
Clash by Kurokaze-sama reviews
Called upon to settle the future of the Faudo arc, Zatch and Gash drag their friends on a quest to the notorious VIZ media. But what insanity awaits the dubbed and subbed? Will the universe explode from the outlandish paradox? Probably. Rated for safety.
Zatch Bell - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008
The Wishmaker Project by SeeNoEvil121 reviews
After a strange encounter with an old lady at a carnival, Kiyomaro and Megumi find themselves switched around with their partners! Join them in their adventure to return to normal, while at the same time, trying to survive the battle for King!
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rurouni's New Clothes by Heather Logan reviews
When Kenshin's favorite magenta gi finally gives out, will a trip to the tailor spell his doom? Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
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March of the God reviews
Fifteen years after Gash Bell had won the battle for King of the Makai, both humans and mamono have begun to disappear, starting with Kiyomaro's own daughter.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,818 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007
Jugdment reviews
The shinigami offered to give Scarecrow his last judgment. But before Scarecrow could be judged, he had to give his last testimony. -Boogiepop at Dawn-
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Fanfiction Fanfiction reviews
Somehow, Yuan has managed to unleash the horrors of fanfiction upon the Symphonia universe! Nothing in Lloyd's dialouge is spelled correctly, and Colette has mysteriously vanished, and that's only the beginning! -This is pretty much CRACK-
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Raine S., Yuan
Take Me Away
A schoolgirl prays that an urban legend, Boogiepop, the Angel of Death, will come and take her away from her dull and uninteresting life.
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Angel
Echoes wondered if mankind's saving grace really was human at all, but an angel. -Novels - Oneshot - EchoesxNaoko -
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Please, Help JinNiisan! reviews
When she pleaded for Suema's help, Kotoe didn't say everything she wanted to. -Oneshot-Onesided JinxKotoe-
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Such a Shame reviews
Love is like snow that falls in April, unexpected yet not unforseen... Out of season, it chills you to the core... But it's such a shame we cannot look past our purposes. -Novels-Onesided BoogiepopxImaginator-Oneshot-
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
To Be Young Again reviews
Brago is dared by Sherry to eat a Mushroom of Time from Ranma OneHalf, turning him into a six year old. Due to an offseason, it's impossible to get another to change him back. What problems might this cause? T for mild language.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006
My Drug
Saotome kun, I have become addicted to you. -Novels-MasamixManticore-Manticore's P.O.V.-Oneshot-
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Clothes reviews
As her love for him grew, so did her wardrobe. -Novels- MasakixAya -Oneshot-
Boogiepop Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
I Hate My Teacher reviews
The teacher's been fired, and a new one's been hired to teach class at Mochinoki Middle School. Can Kiyomaro survive the terror of this new teacher?
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Tamed reviews
To tame means to establish ties. Sherry knew she had been tamed by the demon. [Oneshot, very short, inspired by The Little Prince]
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Zophise Goes To Jusenkyo reviews
Zophise and Koko get bad directions to the grocery store and end up in Jusenkyo. [Very short, Oneshot]
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete