Squirrelbait the Third
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Joined 12-03-06, id: 1175444, Profile Updated: 05-17-08
Author has written 6 stories for Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, Juliet Marillier, and Book of Amber.

WARNING: PROFILE IN PROGRESS.

So. A lot of people seem to put something clever or wise at the beginning of their profiles. I decided to be totally predictable and in-character and find a completely irrelevant quote from...you guessed it, Mark Twain!

-Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-

And, as I can't leave well enough alone, I'm just gonna keep adding all the ones that catch my eye.

-Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.-

-I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.-

-If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-

-In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.-

-In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.-

-Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.-

-Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.-

-The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.-
-Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.-

-Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.-

-When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.-

-A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.-

-The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.-

-What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.-

Where from: Lander, Wyoming, USA

Name: call me squirrel or squee, please!

Gender: Girl

Age: haha, you shall never know!

Do I prefer to read or write: either or; I'm a self-confessed bookworm and, well, whatever you call it when you write a lot

Do I have some crazy friends: Heck yes!

Am I crazy: ah, now there's a question.

Have I seen an ocean: Atlantic, and Pacific

UUUUUMM, so, there's some of the basics on me. Yes, I know, doesn't tell you much, but where did it say that I had to tell you everything?

oh, fine. I enjoy trying to make my characters as cannon as possible, partly 'cause it's such a challenge for me, an American, to write like a...a...um, British person, or wherever else they're from, I guess. HOWEVER, one of my favorite parts of fanfics is the absolutely hilariously outrageous attempts some people make at sounding like they're from another country! Not that I'm making fun (I'm probably worse), but...That said, I'll just letcha know that I'll read just about anything, but am picky about what I write!

Harry Potter wise, I love James/Lily, but in most of my stories you'll find that he doesn't have to change for her. I think that James should carry on being who he is and that LILY is the one who needs to come 'round. He may seem to not be the person described in OotP, but in my mind this is how he's always been and he had a better reason for attacking Snape that day than seen. Something to do with Sirius. I'm going to explain it in "Marauding 'Morrows", and kind of sort of have in "Lilsilee And Me" if you want to hear more.

Pet Peeves:

when people drag out certain events from the books and make them really important. For example, one that's really overused is the Lily/James scene by the lake in the fifth book. Using them to identify basic interactions is fine, but I really don't appreciate it when they become some huge, labeled, incident.

"definitely" being spelled "defiantly".

excessive OOCness.

Bad explanations for AUs/time travel fics/realm travel fics. Creativity! It's a virtue! It's a gift! It's a muscle! Use yours today!

Mary Sues.

chat/texting/IMing spelling in fics.

Things That Will Make Me Love You Forever:

an original title.

a good blend of humor, angst, and intelligence.

some cliches, but not an overabundance.

no single character always being right/saving the day.

Outside of Harry Potter, I like Wheel Of Time, Dianna Wynne Jones, Amber, Xanth, CSI:NY, Hannah Montana, Orson Scott Card, Sevenwaters, Naruto, Bleach, and InuYasha, among other things. Like I said, a wide range of tastes. I don't like extremely OOCs, or anything too dark/sophisticated for its series. Other than that, I'm pretty accepting. I'll probably tell you that you've got grammar/spelling problems if I'm in a bad mood and you've the slightest bit that's incorrect. I'm a bit odd that way.

I,Squirrelbait the Third, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

If you wonder why people only have good commercials during the SuperBowl, post this on your profile.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Save the Earth - it's the only planet with chocolate

If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect ... why practice?

Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

Live dangerously! Run with scissors

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I do know it all. I just can't remember it all at once

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different to yours

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you are sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

--See that italicized bit? Yep, that right there? Well, I got that off of Cuban Hat Girl's profile, kay?

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Secret Smiles by PsychoLeopard reviews
The very last thing Tuon was expecting when she arrived to oversee the Return was to be kidnapped by a ruffian. But she is adaptable, and poised, and maybe just a tiny bit intrigued. Follows CoT, KoD from Tuon's eyes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2005 - [Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag, Mat C.]
Salem Witch by Phoenix-Talon reviews
After being kicked out of Salem Institute for Witches, Chase's favorite professor transfers her to Hogwarts, hoping that the school will be a good influence on her. Obviously he'd never heard of Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,980 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/22/2006 - George W.
A Year With the Marauders by Joe King reviews
Harry has to get away from it all. But where? He's the most famous wizard around. He, along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, visit 1976, the marauders 7th year. Snape's frienship? James's hate? Lily's love? Kicked out of Defense? What? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,593 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Harry P., James P.
The Time of the Turning by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Post-OotP, AU. Harry's life turns into a whirlwind of trouble, worse than before. He's got to grow up, but will he manage to live long enough to even start his sixth year at Hogwarts? Ch.21: Diagon Alley under attack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 231,718 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Percy Ignatius Weasley Needs A Girl Friend by Black Lightning Bulb reviews
Just something silly. Hermione and Ron are getting married, but Mrs. Weasley needs to know that every one of her babies will be giving her pretty red headed granbabies. And thus the screening process begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Percy W.
28 Days To Make or Break by quillqueen reviews
28 days. One goal. Get over Oliver Wood. And fast. [GWKBOW]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B.
A Rival From The Future by Sky's Teardrops reviews
It looks like James has found another rival with Lily. The strange thing is, he looks exactly like him, and his name is... Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,379 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founders Objects by Lady Halaia reviews
AU After a bad summer at the Dursley's, Harry needs time to recover. Will time spent in the year 1977 give this to him? Time Travel, HPGW, JPLE, RWHG Contains abuse. Ignore ending of GoF, all of OotP and HBP. NOW ADOPTED BY REDHEADDELINQUENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,622 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P.
Full House by MissSugarQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Either This Or by bahjcb reviews
The fighting was driving them crazy it was either this or murder them both. Now, if only the family could survive the solution. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,074 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Past is Our Present by GoddessGirl1372 reviews
Continue of Time Warp though u dont hav 2 read Time Warp first. Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Sirius are all back in time, and each one in a different terrible problem. What happens when you mix the marauders in there? r&r! CHAPTER 5 IS FINALLY HERE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006
Hearts Intertwined by xxbittersweet reviews
Wendy is back with the people she loves, but a part of Peter still remains with her. She has not seen him in almost 2 years, but when something dramatic happens in her life, he is the only one she can turn to..wendyXpeter, lots of fluff and romance!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005
Kissing Booth by just giddy reviews
this is for everyone who has realized they have no money with holidays approaching and are desperate for some dinero
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Anticlimactic by taoueriT reviews
Ichigo finds out about his dad. This, thought Ichigo, had to be one of the most anticlimactic moments ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Isshin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Daddy Dearest by Shinkicker reviews
Ishiin turns up in the least expected place at the least expected time, wearing a captains uniform. One shot, might do a second chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Isshin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Finding Love by Rikusprincess30 reviews
Peter's best friend Gwen finds her way into to Narnia, but can she find faith in herself and in Aslan, after learning that her sister Sara has betrayed thier late mother's memory. formerly Peter's Angel
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Peter Pevensie
Festival of Fools by honeysuckelvine reviews
October Tenth is a happy day for all but one villager. Well, it's time that changed!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Friend In Need by Ande Lawerence reviews
Oliver Wood is having a bit of trouble. Katie Bell attempts to help. Problems ensue. Complete 9.22.07.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,871 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Gotta Love the Marauders by same.blue.sky reviews
They say that, when you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Let's make ours worth watching. [New title and summary!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,095 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Take Me For Me by mind on sleave reviews
Katie is the newest member to what seems like everything: profesional Quidditch, Oliver's apartment, and advances from guys. Oliver, meanwhile, gets a tough lesson in dealing with people's imperfections. OWKB. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,835 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
One Year by N16 reviews
Remus Lupin knows that it's only a matter of time before his secret is found out and he's thrown out of Hogwarts. His only goal is to make it one year. One year of classes, friendships, and normality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,069 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Marauders' Last Prank by A True Hufflepuff reviews
Lily observes as Sirius, James and Peter play a final prank on Remus. Mild SiriusRemus slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Need You by Chisa reviews
Short scene as Neville and Luna deal with the realities of life at Hogwarts. Set during Deathly Hallows few spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Two Souls by indescribablyBee reviews
When Harry and Ginny make a wish, a bond is created, and their lives are connected in a way no one thought possible. Rating may change over time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Parenting For Dummies by indescribablyBee reviews
It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pranksters of Two Generations by madamwolf reviews
ONESHOT A bit of an over done story, Fred and George find out exactly who thier idols, The Marauders really are. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Fred W., Remus L. - Complete
Between Friends by The Second Coming reviews
[OneShot] What's a little gawking between friends? Sirius can't quite bring himself to disturb a sleeping Remus. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dog Star and the Petty King by Jaye Black reviews
Sirius shook his head miserably as his younger brother walked away from him, out of his life for good. Or, as cliché would have it, so he thought. A long oneshot focusing on Sirius and Regulus Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A Complicated Girl: The Power of the Elements by story-angel reviews
Lily thinks that James just wants her as a trophy. In the summer, James moves into a new town for his mom's work. What he doesn't know, is that the Party Girl has this town around her little finger. LJ SBOC RLOC Full sum inside or on my profile.NO FLAMES.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Purple Flowers and Blue Grass by Sika'sheart reviews
Join Briar in his journey to reunint with his love, Sandry. Can he overcome all odds and doubt? Will Sandry want to be with him?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,946 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Circle of Magic
Raven in the Fog by KuraiShinzo reviews
Kalendrakk:Born evil, he has been wanted dead since he drew his first breath. Nearing his twentieth birthday, his only ambition is to kill. Alison Destra:Born into royalty, the Princess knows nothing of Kalendrakk..or what she has to do with his fate.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
The Return of Lord Moldyshorts by Joywriter reviews
An oversimplified and humorous look about the truth behind Voldemort’s psychopathic tendencies. Based on the night in Godric’s Hollow when Voldemort tries to kill Harry and the graveyard scene in GOF when Voldemort is reborn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
How Neville Learned How To Save A Life by lossom-the-naive-romantic reviews
A fluffy Neville and Luna love fic. Its a bit short and sad in the beginning but it is happpy in the end. ENJOY
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Tousan by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus. Kyuubi stared in horror at the bloody mess that was his mate and... his kit! Where was his kit? From that point on, everything was red...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Fanastasia by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[AU][Possible Slash RLSB] Remus and Sirius meet in the supermarket when they're six years old right after Remus has gotten bitten by Fenrir. While they know nothing of a magical world, Remus helps Sirius overcome troubles with his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish Part II by opungo reviews
Thanks to Ron's big mouth, Harry, Ron, and Hermione go through time to the future where they meet their kids and Ron and Harry find out what they're like in the future...they don't like what they hear...DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Wanting by qwertybob reviews
Lily Evans was the perfect girl. All the boys wanted her and the girls wanted to be her. She always loved being different and it always turned out for the good. But will being different stop Lily from having what she really wants? [1stFic. Read&Review XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Best Holiday EVER by Lady Wolfie reviews
Every year, there is a day devoted to annoying the hell out of Remus Lupin. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Inability to Act by GhostOfBambi reviews
For anyone who ever wishes that they'd done something differently. For everyone who wishes that they'd said it when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk. For the people who were too afraid to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Circle in King Jonathon's Court by Cajast reviews
Sandry, Briar, Tris, and Daja are coming to Tortall! Woot! R&R! NOTE: This story is on temporary, if not permanent, hiatus. Sadly, I have no plot ideas.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
Drunken Escapades by A.NERD.NAMED.ABBEY reviews
Alocohol. The Maurauder's. And an obsession with Lily Evans. This could be interesting. Includes excessive shoulder wiggling from dear old James, Sirius's singing, and journal entries at those not so sober moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The New Defense Professor by RedHal reviews
The Marauders and Maraudettes have a new Defense Professor their sixth and seventh year. Not the true sequel to Sirius' Potion Mistake. It's more of the half sequel. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,279 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Class Dismissed by Infinite Enemy reviews
Professor Longbottom is teaching class when he receives a surprise visit from...Luna Lovegood! NevilleLuna Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Awrooooo! by Jobey in Error reviews
Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Not So Holy Matrimony by Milka-Weasley reviews
“And I pronounce you a husband and wife...” Sort of. Only the husbands and wives do not choose each other. They're being chosen by destiny. And it's a game at Hogwarts. MARAUDERS ERA, you know you want it. JamesLily, RemusSirius - NO real SLASH. Humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,839 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Crow's Place by IceByrd67 reviews
In tradition of her family, Aly begins to hound her daughter, Junai to find her place in the world. Too bad the place Aly wants her to take isn’t what June wants. And too bad Aly never bothered to tell June the truth about her past.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
A Summer in Ottery St Catchpole by Heresmyhandle reviews
Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Shades of Grey by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE] What secrets does Petunia Dursley have, and what will Dumbledore do when Harry turns seventeen, and he can no longer be told that he must stay in the Dursley household? And where do his feelings for Ginny fit in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,422 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Arms of an Angel by Aurinko reviews
No child can survive without love. Tom Riddle grew up to become Lord Voldemort. Just how much did Lily Potter sacrifice to save her son? (LJ, very brief mentions of RHr, ADMM) Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
It's Late by Geek-style reviews
When Mat&Tuon get seperated from their group will romance ensue or will they just kill eachother? R&RPLZ. Hey will you look at that! I actually updated. See, im not dead. just Lazy.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Mischief Managed by miss-buttercup reviews
Remus repays the Weasley twins' kindness with a very special memento from his youth. An expanded version of a story writen for 30minutefics. COMPLETE - Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Remus L., George W. - Complete
15 Points from Gryffindor by rubbishbin reviews
When Harry and James switch times due to a potion gone wrong at first they are pleased but then they start to miss home. Harry goes to Dumbledor who tries to help. James starts to have fun and dosn't want to trade back. Rating PG LJ GH GJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 11/20/2003 - James P., Harry P.
A Time Out of Memory by S.L reviews
UNFINISHED Things are perfect for James Potter.. prefect, Marauder, Evan's 1 enemy.. until four strangers appear. They know more about James than he likes and he's determined to find out where they came from and why the one called Harry looks so much like
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,115 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 12/28/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.
An Unusual Journey by S.L reviews
UNFINISHED A twenty year old Harry Potter finds himself in the time of the Marauders after recieving an unusal box... time travel fic, for your information!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,153 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/6/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
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Marauding 'Morrows reviews
The Marauders perform a spell that takes them to the future, where they meet none other than our favorite trio! Lily gets caught in the spell and is stuck there, too. Now our three have to keep them from finding out too much for a whole month!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lilsilee And Me reviews
Lily is James' neighbor,and their hate is a front for her parents. Both Lily and Sirius move in with the Potters one wild night!JPxLE Rating may be upped.mainly told from Sirius' point of view. better than summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What If reviews
What if Merlin had shown Julia Amber? On hiatus. I'll get back to this as soon as I can.
Book of Amber - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007
Simon reviews
Daughter Of The Forest Sevenwaters Trilogy AU Sorcha falls in love with Simon instead of Red. I'm thinking of doing another like it, but longer. Thanks everyone who reviewed!
Juliet Marillier - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Why You? reviews
A MatxTuon romance with a little bit of Dragon involvement and fighting...My first fanfic! Please R&R! on hiatus it'll be back soon, though!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006
Plan Q reviews
James decides to move on to Plan Q...which is surprisingly effective. Come on, people!I know it's a just oneshot, but this has the same amount of reviews as my story in Misc. Books!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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