Astrozerk
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Joined 12-05-06, id: 1176372, Profile Updated: 10-01-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Graduate from the Art Institute of Atlanta. Currently holding a job in my career so chances of me writing another story is very nil.

You can find me also on http://astrozerk04.deviantart.com/ where most of my fan art and original art is.

I don't write stories often in fact I only have one complete one and another 'Cure Me' that will remain unfinished. I'll let anyone take that story over if they want I just lost interest in it now and lost interest in Naruto all together.

Type of fics I like:

Humor!!, tragedy, action, suspense and sadly...romance (without FLUFF! Gawd it hurts . )

The things I'm interested in are Alien/Predator series, Nightmare on elm street, Jurassic park, The Legend of Zelda series, Left 4 dead, Bloody Roar, Chrono Cross, He-man, Silent Hill, Drawing, animation, video games in general, music of all types.

Peace out Ninjas!

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Wedding Night by Ultimate DBZ Fan reviews
On their wedding night, Chichi has a few things to teach Goku...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] - Complete
A Kiss of Dragon's Fire by ADAl44T-KB-O reviews
Both sides of the war must contend with a powerful new being that appears in the form of an innocent looking girl. 200x. Character driven with a significant plot. The chapters are getting rewritten, which is why there has been a delay in posting the next chapter, but I am working on it. I am NOT on hiatus. Ch. 1-5 beta-ed rewrites are done. NSFW, mature content, pairings, DL? DR!
He-Man - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,214 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Skeletor, Buzz-Off, Tri-Klops, OC
Tempest by Reily96 reviews
Princess Zelda Ione, daughter of the Prince-Regent Link and the late Queen Zelda has accidentally released Vaati from his prison in the Four Sword. Unbeknownst to her the evil she set free, she lives the next ten years of her life happily. But now she feels the pressure of being heir to the throne, and has found an unconventional suitor. VaaZel Dark!fic Mfor later chps
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,444 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Zelda, Vaati]
Forced Relations by Deadgirl55 reviews
Inspired by a friends FanArt picture. Trap-Jaw has suffered a near fatal trauma after an argument with his fellow evil-doers at Snake Mountain, and with Teela the only one near by it's up to her to save his life. In a twist of events and hard lessons, will these two become kindred or even worse enemies? Who will be dragged into it and what will the rest of Eternia think?
He-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Trap-Jaw, Teela, Tri-Klops, Skeletor
Burn of Ice by DeadlyWolfQueen reviews
His touch burned like fire, But at the same time stung like frostbite as he held her against her will. He chuckled while a smile split his face as he bent to her ear to whisper, "Life is hardly ever fair..."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Zelda, Ghirahim
Of Machetes and Razors by HauntedImmortalNightmare reviews
When Pinhead makes Freddy and Jason become friends Freddy and Jason suddenly find themselves staying at OverLook Hotel where they bump into some old 'friends'. Will the two enemies manage to become friends? Or will Freddy find his head held under Jason's armpit once again?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Freddy K., Tina G.
Dance Inside by ShireWulf reviews
Lemonade. Piccolo and Chichi. One shot of their first time together. Sort of takes place after Matchmaker's eventual ending.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
Under Grey Skies by BonJiro reviews
When Zelda wrestles with her decisions concerning her country's welfare, she comes to accept that she is a trophy of war. But with the Hero in the sights of the Dark Lord, can she do more to draw Ganondorf's attention away? [Now in the process of a rewrite titled 'Under Grey Skies - Relaunch', which will include the fabled epilogue.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,291 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Toxic by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"To think you'd try to lay harm to me-" His eyes found hers in the darkness, his irises turning predatory, "-such audacity." - "The Snake I Love" - ReWrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Thrown Away by Darkness Takes Over reviews
She was nothing but a pawn in his twisted games of death. Now she was of no use to him, it was time for her to be thrown away... Freddy/OC dark fic. Warning - sexual content, language, death, violence Please read and review.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by randomfox reviews
Cats toy with their prey before killing them. When a Hunter sees Zoey as prey, will she live long enough to escape before he is finished toying with her?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Zoey, Hunter - Complete
Let the Devil In by archy the cockroach reviews
Four survivors. A journey through hell, hope and fear. NickEllis, RochelleEllis. Friendship, sex, gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Pay Attention Ellis by Winter-Rae reviews
While taking refuge in an abandoned apartment, two of the survivors get a little closer in more ways than one. Rated for sexual situations. EllisxRochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
Not Completely Tamed by Skymouth reviews
Beetlejuice gets more then he bargained for in his latest visit to Lydia’s mirror. This is based on the cartoon. Sexual situations
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Until That Day by Seldavia reviews
Collaborative fic with nnceLIBSTAnnce. Nabooru is poor, young, and completely alone. When she is caught following Ganondorf, she is later appointed his second in command. As the days go by, she hates it a bit less.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
Friend and Foe by camio105 reviews
Link and Ganondorf face off in the final battle, both prepared for the end. But what happens when the Triforce is stolen and they must work as a team to get it back?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
sex lies and kunai by SukoXX reviews
KidoumaruxTayuya challenge. The sound five survive their failed mission to retrieve Sasuke and return home, unaware that Orochimaru has already received Sasuke and has new plans for them. while Gaara deals with relations with a pink haired problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Tayuya, Orochimaru
Cry For Me by Kiite reviews
Just how far is Sakura willing to go in order to obtain information on the missing nin Uchiha Sasuke? What Suigetsu wanted was taking it a bit too far. SuigetsuxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H.
Naruto: Home Life by Mista-Heesh reviews
How you've seen Orochimaru, Kabuto and Anko never before!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
No Face by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] A misfit girl finds a sense of belonging with her long lost mentor. Rumors abound the man that has swiftly consumed her like a plague and she slowly learns that sometimes to show no face is better than revealing any face at all. [DISCONTINUED LEMONADE SERIES]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Troubleshooting by Scooperchan reviews
Orochimaru is not one with computers, so what will he do if there's ever a problem?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
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Cure Me reviews
AnkoxKabuto challenge. Anko has been captured to the sound for her teacher's selfish need for power. Kabuto is assigned to care for her but their relationship starts to grow. A little OroxAnko later. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Kabuto Y., Anko M.
Bite Me reviews
Kabuto gets jealous of the sound five with their cursed seals and begs Orochimaru about getting one. Should Orochimaru and the sound five trust him or is he up to something? Final chapter has been updated! M for tayuya's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete