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Joined 12-06-06, id: 1177241, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Hey everyone, nice of you to drop on by.

Since I have seen a lot of different people's profiles, I think I should go ahead and say a few things about myself.

I have many different names. Some of which are Cassandra, Cassie, Cass-kun, Cass-chan, Weirdo, Dumbass, Crazy...and the list goes on.

I am currently 19 years old. My birthday is May 11th, which means my 20th birthday is on the horizon. Not too thrilled about that.

I used to be a yaoi fanatic. I could often be found at a computer in the local library going "ohmigod ohmigod must have mansex." And then I kinda flipped a 180 and started to appreciate fics for things such as writing style and literacy. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a fan of the man on man action. I just care about punctuation now.

I guess you could say my favorite Manga/Anime is Naruto. It is by far the one I have stuck to the longest, and the character diversity the series provides is hard to match. I regret to say that I have fallen out of the loop in regards to anime/manga. They used to be the only things I associated myself with, so my knowledge was vast. But as I found myself having less and less spare time, the availability for me to immerse myself in anime and manga diminished with it. Though I do indulge myself sometimes. I am currently watching Yu Yu Hakusho, and I have to say that I am pretty much in love with it. Kurama for the win, yo. I am also a big fan of Gantz, though I haven't read much of the recent chapters or anything.

I am currently attending the local community college. Having graduated a year ago, I have found myself with nothing better to do. I work as a Vet Tech Assistant at the local Banfield Pet Hospital, and I am currently aspiring to get my Vet Tech license. Seems fun and a little more affordable than 8 years in college to be a full on Vet.

So as you can see, my day is generally taken up by school, and work. What little free time I have I generally spend with my boyfriend, or my computer. Usually my computer. I'm pretty much online all the time, so feel free to hit me up on facebook (Cassie Goodwin) or something. I'm always open to meeting new people and chatting and stuff.

If you want you can e-mail me at the_happy_idiot@hotmail.com.

In the past, especially during the time frame that I started writing fanfiction, I found myself without a computer quite often. In order to write, I would either have to shadily use my house computer and hope that no one would read over my shoulder, or go to the local library when I could to use their computer. Sadly, none of the two happened frequently. And then I started working an office job and found myself with two computers. On a side note, that was the coolest shit ever. I had the two monitors set up where my mouse would go across both screens and everything. Flat screen monitors, hella fast internet. Everything. Working for the IRS was awesome. In any case, finding myself working 5-8 hour days in front of a computer made me realize that I could use some of my spare time to keep writing. So I did, and that is when I uploaded the majority of my fics. Sadly, it was an internship that ended once I graduated, so that opportunity came and went.

And that brings me to now.

I know have my own awesome computer that I can use whenever the hell I want without having to worry about anyone overlooking what I am writing or stumbling upon a poorly disguised file on the shared computer. I am very protective about my computer and what things I keep on it and have gone the extra mile to secure said technology. 1. I have a 27 letter long password. Try and guess it. I dare you. 2. I have a lock on my door and I have the only key. Parents, bitch all you want but I'm not giving you the spare. 3. I have a lightsabre hidden behind my laundry basket and I am not afraid whip that shit out and shove it down your throat. 4. I have a pet. Her name is Shelob. She is a tarantula. She still has her venom. Her tank is three feet away from my computer and by all means, she will bite if provoked. Good thing I know how to provoke her and point her away from me.

I take my property seriously. Can you tell? Part of this is because my 15 year old brother likes to steal my shit and I finally put my foot down and said "fuck that."

In any case, me having a computer means that I can write whenever I want, right? Yup. But that also means I am susceptible to interweb attention suckers, like cyanide and happiness, VGCats and the worst of all...9Gag. I will never forgive them for the time they stole from me. It took me months before I stumbled upon old saved files of long forgotten fics. After re-reading them, I had mixed feelings. First, I was appalled by my grammar and sentence structure in some of them. Second...I was in awe of myself. Like...some of the crap I wrote was good. Like holy shit. So I have decided that I shall continue writing. And while I write, I will go back and edit the shit out of the fanfics where my writing was horrible. I'll go ahead and take this moment also to apologize for the inevitable change in my writing style that I know has occurred after all this time. Can't really be helped.

I apologize for the wait, and I have no doubt that most of you have given up on me ever updating. But starting today, I will prove you wrong. I don't know how often I will upload. I cant promise once a week or once a month, I just don't know. But I will keep writing, and I hope that people will keep reading.

That's about it. Yeah, so read my stories, review if you'd like, talk to me if you feel like it, and I shall see you all later.

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Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tied to the Darkness by JusTeasing reviews
1st story - Cloud awakens to find himself trapped in a pitch black room, chained to the wall and defenseless against his sworn enemy's new plan to "defeat" him. But if not with swords... then with what? Rated M for intense sexual content and extreme yum.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Oceanborn by Katsutoshi96 reviews
Naruto is the Oceanborn, a demon who is to destined to kill the dark lord Orochimaru and the Red Eyed Lord, Sasuke, is sent off to destroy the Oceanborn but finds love instead. How will this all end up?YAOI LEMONS SxN KxA IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,449 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Plastic Cafe by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sequel to When Sounds Become Visual He sold his soul to gain back what was most precious to him. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Yes! It's no longer on hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The UsThem Complex by jam2599 reviews
Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,546 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sai
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Everything in Between by teresa reviews
Going to college is the end of one chapter and the beginning of another. Not everything is as simple as it seems. Dreams can grow and change, and sometimes the thing we need most is something we never expected. AU COMPLETE! Prequel to Cause and Effect
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 176,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Kakashi Sensei by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto is suddenly lusting after his sensei, Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playboy Boys by SMOWEN1 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are famous porn stars that end up going to a normal high school where everyone seems to be a fan of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,211 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twisted by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
Two geniuses. One project. One library room. What could go wrong? yaoi, AU, lemon, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,445 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Top Floor by KandKL reviews
Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of Samurai and Shinobi by Kirikouchan reviews
An indecisive young shinobi and an emotionally uncertain young samurai find themselves stumbling head first into what could be described as a rocky relationship at best. What happens when the two become dependant on one another for survival? SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,352 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Everlasting Desire by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Sequel to Bad Guys Playground] Two years later see how they all are now...SasuNaru and other pairings...grapic scenes in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
The Dancer by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke is a belly dancer and his first performance is for Prince Naruto. AU, Yaoi, Lemon pairings between SasuNejiNaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pet by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story is discontinued because it's in the process of becoming a published, original novel! Please check the tumblr link on my profile for more details!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lettered by Dysperdis reviews
It all starts with a simple letter... Rated for later chapters Slash! HPTR HPLV! NonHBP Compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,229 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pet Sitter by Shosuro reviews
Naruto is a pet sitter that is called to take care of a little bunny rabbit by the name of Sasuke! Different verson of Sensitive Pornogragh!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Kisses by Crystal Dragoness reviews
Naruto has just transferred to a new school and is out of money. In desperate need of a job, he takes the first one offered to him. What if that job happens to be an internet porn company? What if he's paired up with one, Uchiha Sasuke? Au, Highschool Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Velvet Lined Prison reviews
Gaara and his siblings are grave robbers in early England. One night, Gaara finds Neji, a noble, still alive in his grave. What happens when Neji wakes up to a world where everyone thinks he's dead? GaaraxNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Gaara, Neji H.
Watery Waste reviews
Kyuubi -part of the military- is stationed on the Rasengan, an airship that is carrying valuable cargo when it is raided by the legendary airpirate gang, the Akatsuki. He is then taken and forced with the option of joining the group, or death. KyuxItachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.
The Unknown Zone of Reality reviews
Sasuke's writing class won a all expense paid trip to a new underwater resort, the first of its kind. Sasuke plans to use this vacation to make his move on Gaara, but when the teens get stuck underwater, things take a turn for the worse. GaaxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Summer of Sundays reviews
Shikamaru just got out of school and is looking forward to summer, but what he doesn't expect is his mom sending him to a boot camp two days later. [NejiShika]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Vividly Crazy reviews
Sasuke Uchiha landed a job as the secretary to Kazekage Ind., Gaara Sabaku. Everything was going fine, until he found out the truth. Sasuke's now having second thoughts about his job, and Gaara's having second thoughts about his secretary. GaaxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
The Round Square reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has his whole life planned out, written down and backed up beyond belief. So what happens when a new kid comes along and holds a match to his plans? DeixSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Deidara
Exemption reviews
When Gaara - half-angel, half-demon - is exiled to Earth, he ends up living with Sasuke. After his life is finally looking brighter, Gaara has to choose to either stay on Earth or join the war against demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Carnival of Conflict reviews
After loosing a bet to his dad, Shino is forced to join Cirque de Nuit, a famous traveling circus, as the unacknowledged helper. What Shino doesn't realize is that this definatly isn't your run of the mill circus. GaaxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.